“Going for a new speedrun here we’re gonna finally do the impossible and catch a new edp predator in the act what I have here is a tracking device of a 32 year old man’s IP address because he decided to not install the safest and most efficient way to surface the net: NordVPN…”
@@deggy981 oh yeah, definitely. Have you seen the guy that went after a bunch of homeland security agents with a hammer??😹 If you don’t know what I’m talking about: th-cam.com/video/t7vlKbR3Gcs/w-d-xo.html
Nah, the puppy strat is better than kitten strat because the percentage of girl that like puppy is higher than kitten by 30 %. Fortunately, rupert have good rng this time.
He does the infamous Fallout quicksave-quickload glitch. It allows you to skip half of the speedrun. Most efficient way is to bind half of the keys on your keyboard to save, and the other half to load.
@@yooooo8600 It's not you "think" a girl is vulnerable if she goes for a goth e-boy or any e-boy whatsoever, you KNOW that this is the case. Literally stating facts.
I know this is several months old, but I am STILL laughing at the usernames "OldFunAndMature92" and "CutieBear05" like, that totally isn't catfish material or anything...
@@rane7784 i think livestreaming the act itself makes it way faster, if he probably also called the cops for a noise complaint in the next door he could get them even closer, but he would have to shave a few more seconds so he can get both records at once
@@rane7784 always important to leak your adress and sit in the most obvious room to find for the police. Maybe leave the door open for them to enter but I don't think it counts for the any% category
Try playing the game Team Fortress 2. One of my teammates has an anime girl pfp and a feminine UwU user name and I was like "damn dis girl good tho" then he suddenly used his fucking mic and damn he sounds like the most western dude you could ever hear. my soul literally left the earth for a split second, my pp went depressed, and my manhood was questioned for an hour.
He's right though. The only girls on discord are either depressed and ''suicidal'' 14yr olds, or frail boys thinking using a female anime character as your avatar would turn you into a girl.
@@CODA96 Facts, though the ones I come across are more confused about their gender than "depressed" and "suicidal". 13 year olds and the internet dont mix well.
And so the two simps through the chaos of the world, find each other. Arms embracing each other as they realise... "We don't need anyone else but each other". A Warm kiss plants onto David's mouth, thoughts of the discord succubus's and years (5 to be exact) of pent up sexual anxiety are swept away by yobobab's tender embrace. David Wakes up a new man tomorrow... Yobobab's Man.
@@So__far__away__And so the two simps through the chaos of the world, find each other. Arms embracing each other as they realise... "We don't need anyone else but each other". A Warm kiss plants onto David's mouth, thoughts of the discord succubus's and years (5 to be exact) of pent up sexual anxiety are swept away by yobobab's tender embrace. David Wakes up a new man tomorrow...
The time is pretty solid but considering he went for the Arrested% world record too I think he could've saved a bit of time by not changing the email or having it pre-set to his actual name, as it would allow the FBI to skip the step of having to track down the person by just an email and could skip to the name instantly which certainly would save probably 0.34 milliseconds of time
Great analysis of the situation. I also think he could shave off another 0.23 - 0.65ms (depending on RNG) by just skipping the "minecraft mention" cycle & just going full Animal Crossing.
So saying sussy baka with pasting the characters of flushed emoji :flushed: and then typing a sheesh emote for more luck quite risky play but would definitely save it massive 0.1840163292939286300 milliseconds if the girl is amogus fan it would definitely give you 3.14159265358979323846 26433832795028841971 seconds which is A MASSIVE INCREASE.But he's done well ngl
ALSO I'm considering sheesh emote because it's a nitro play the emoticons save A LOT of time they have serious aspect changes on the person and are very effective but it's very risky as if it's a new account you need instantly pay nitro maybe revealing your card very risky play but it's definitely useful in arrested% world record and will save you high amount of frames cuz they have a massive impact
@@Terrtail Yea, though given the statistical probability of finding a girl on Discord it seems like he maybe found 1 a little fast? Idk but I've been watching his streams attempting to get this record and he always seems to get really good RNG with finding girls. Kind of suspicious tbh.
Man the RNG on display here is through the roof! Amazing control and the 'Animal Crossing' strat really came in clutch there at the end... However he could have shaved valuable seconds off this run by simply asking her if she wanted to make tik toks together! Still, very impressive!
@@sceplecture2382I’m very sorry I only appeared 3 years later, but it’s a Badabun reference where he faked a speedrun all while drinking coke and eating pizza to appear nonchalant.
Plot Twist: the cop was speedrunning finding a predator
I like that idea
The cop went in as CutieBear05. Splendid name choice there.
next speedrun video should be arresting a discord mod from his perspective
Cop: this could be it
I I don't like plot twist but...
You got a point son
Plot twist, that kitten is a 40 years old dude breaking the "catching EDP" speedrun
How the turned have tables
“Going for a new speedrun here we’re gonna finally do the impossible and catch a new edp predator in the act what I have here is a tracking device of a 32 year old man’s IP address because he decided to not install the safest and most efficient way to surface the net: NordVPN…”
@@ASOtheprO this could be it
God damn stream snipers
electronic data processing
He definitely has that Arrested% world record
he certainly does
Any% glitchless
That's the fastest ending tbh
I think that goes to BLM protesters ngl
@@deggy981 oh yeah, definitely. Have you seen the guy that went after a bunch of homeland security agents with a hammer??😹
If you don’t know what I’m talking about:
th-cam.com/video/t7vlKbR3Gcs/w-d-xo.html
This man is a legend. He even controls his mouse with his keyboard
Average linux user: *laughs in vim keybinds for everything*
I mean, you can. Just use mouse keys. It’s not going to sound like wild typing tho lol
I work with a guy that literally controls his mouse with his keyboard LOL
@@lilspelunker5613 average linux user: 🤪
@@crylune yeah that emoji explains the average pretty well
“Are you escaping a hostile family environment?” Hahahahaha
th-cam.com/video/IdCNI9wavsA/w-d-xo.html
@@musimilianmax800 Lame way of advertising yourself lmao
@everyone Don't bother, it's Fortnite content from a literal child
@@birddaddydetta Bro i love fortnite gaming xdddd it make me laugh so hard i poopded. LOLZ
@@Ilikedagames-rf2fx What?
@@noidparanoid1 You have been unequivocally trilled!!!
"This could be it" is one of my favorite phrases now
i say it all the time in that same way and ppl look like wtf?
Hell yeah, brother.
Shits about to go down
Same haha
Famous last words of this guy
Sheesh. The kitten strat is beastly, probably cut at least 20 frames.
Yep. It literally takes 40+ years of training and a weight of over 400 pounds/180kg to pull off...
Nah, the puppy strat is better than kitten strat because the percentage of girl that like puppy is higher than kitten by 30 %. Fortunately, rupert have good rng this time.
that's a whole framerule right there
What the fuck are you guys talking about
Sorry I clicked because of Adams like ratio 😂😂
Ah yes, the best pick-up line:
*"ArE yOu vULneRABLE?!"*
Yes, gets them every single time. Hook, line, and sinker
Got to remember that one
While it's true this tactic has a 84% chance to reset the run, it's usually done relatively early, so the massive time-save really is worth it.
@@natalyst I have zero game irl so I def wouldn’t have the balls to even attempt something like this online lmao
@@natalyst most underrated comment 😂
"Im gonna call her princess , to make her feel at home" fucking got me
"I was just looking for a girl that fits the criteria" That's a solid pick up line.
when I think about it, looks like it needs some modification
Rupert is an absolute genius. He can both be rejected by and gain a "girlfriend" in a fraction of a second.
the hidden megagigachad
@@bmarinw4682 the terachad
@@poliorice3600 THE PETACHAD
RUPERT*
@@necreiP Thanks for correcting him, it really grinds my gears when people call RUPERT RUPERT the wrong name
I like how he's spamming his keyboard while nothing is being typed in discord
He is doing some time save wall clip glitch^
He does the infamous Fallout quicksave-quickload glitch. It allows you to skip half of the speedrun. Most efficient way is to bind half of the keys on your keyboard to save, and the other half to load.
He just was preparing for real typing so he wouldnt get stuck...
have to keep apm high
That's litterally the highlight of the vid
He actually did the dating-skip.
...Never thought it was possible.
Huge.
I hear it's a tough strategy, but clearly by the results here it's very effective when done right, and likely alerts the FBI much quicker too.
Damn so hard that
HE BEAT THE TAS
Home ~ We're finally landing
They fixed it last patch
@@thegigachad5239 damn it guess we gotta make a new catergory
"Some dirty .JPEGs"
Im dead🤣🤣
*PLOT TWIST*
Cutiebear05 is a 34 year old single guy living in his mom's basement
Discord gf, cringy chats with underage girl and jail speed run all in one minute. Absolutely killing these categories from Rupert here
???
*RUPERT
He is now facing several life sentences
@@michaell.8687 ooh, so its a life sentence% too
@@lilspelunker5613 yeah, this is a very inspiring video
“It’s funny cause it’s true” - Homer Simpson
Thought that was fat tony.
“It’s funny cuz he’s fat” - Mr. Chow
"It's funny cause it's true"
- Death himself, Stupid Deaths
"shat"
-master oogway
I prefer the goth E-Boy approach because it doesn’t require the girl to be vulnerable eliminating the RNG
How do I acquire goth e-boy?
i think if a girl goes for a goth e boy then they are indeed vulnerable
@@yooooo8600 you can skip the time of asking though, makes your run shorter obviously
@@yooooo8600 It's not you "think" a girl is vulnerable if she goes for a goth e-boy or any e-boy whatsoever, you KNOW that this is the case. Literally stating facts.
youre an expert things like this didnt you??? FBI wanna know your location
Allow Alow but with one L
Instructions unclear, I got groomed instead.
I know this is several months old, but I am STILL laughing at the usernames "OldFunAndMature92" and "CutieBear05" like, that totally isn't catfish material or anything...
You might have actually accidentally gotten a Top 10 run at getting arrested for sexual assault discord% there, thats insane
Good rng tbh. Must've been the good traffic flow that allowed the police to drive that fast. Pretty rare occurrence.
@@rane7784 i think livestreaming the act itself makes it way faster, if he probably also called the cops for a noise complaint in the next door he could get them even closer, but he would have to shave a few more seconds so he can get both records at once
@@rane7784 always important to leak your adress and sit in the most obvious room to find for the police. Maybe leave the door open for them to enter but I don't think it counts for the any% category
No he managed to skip the cutscene by overloading the keypresses
So basically, Chris-chan was a discord mod before discord mods existed
Yes.
He was mostly an incel.
@@martmine4618 yeah, but *stupidly* ahead of his time.
I only remember Chris trying to harass girls around his age, or his mother. I don’t think there was a pedo arc.
@@Cretaceous158Its coming soon
Fun fact is that most discord users that have stuff like "cutie" or girl things on their profile are actually boys.
Gay or trying to trap someone?
@@RandiePro both
That’s not just discord that’s everything
Duh! We all know that girls don't exist in the internet
Try playing the game Team Fortress 2. One of my teammates has an anime girl pfp and a feminine UwU user name and I was like "damn dis girl good tho" then he suddenly used his fucking mic and damn he sounds like the most western dude you could ever hear. my soul literally left the earth for a split second, my pp went depressed, and my manhood was questioned for an hour.
I tried this and now Im wanted in all 50 states.....
It’s gonna be real sad when he realises that’s his uncle
“We’re just using a picture of a 32 year old man” - googles balding 40 year old man. I feel attacked
And then the 92 at the end of the username :(
He sound like joking, the real guy itself look 35
@@Me2goTi WE'RE NOT OLD
@@Me2goTi ikr the 92 killed me :(
32y bald he says? Bruh... gotta see my near half meter no bald hair
Discord gf speedrun right after divorce speedrun 🤔
wow hi again
hey again
hello again
Greetings once more
I like how he’s typing the entire time even when he’s not typing. A sign of a true speedrunner
typing while not typing, very pro strat
It's called buffer strategy lmao
mlg pro gamers with lvl 99 stats
Probably the funniest speed run I have ever seen.
"I saw this term online it seems to be working" I'm crying lol
"We're gonna ask for Animal Crossing and Minecraft, big games in the girl community or so I believe."
0:46
Me: can't get a girlfriend in 15 years
Speeduncle: gets girlfriend in 1 minute
Maybe you can start working towards some PRs for this category
lol a get gud momentum
Assuming you're 15, you're only 85 years away from the "100 year old virgin" speedrun. Keep it up
In my country someone has already did the 100ys old virgin speedrun. Not kidding, saw it like 5 years ago on the news.
stop trying the any% and start working on glitchless
"We need to find a girl in here, this could be a little harder than I thought" That is Grade-A comedy right there. Bravo xD
He's right though. The only girls on discord are either depressed and ''suicidal'' 14yr olds, or frail boys thinking using a female anime character as your avatar would turn you into a girl.
@@CODA96 welcome to the internet.
@@CODA96 Facts, though the ones I come across are more confused about their gender than "depressed" and "suicidal".
13 year olds and the internet dont mix well.
@@Trippsy05 for that, just visca versa my second point.
@@CODA96 Fair enough
I've never seen someone pull of the kitten strat so perfectly and with such delicacy, truly an out of this world run. You've outdone yourself Rupert
RUPERT
The history of Kitten%
Caught you cheating at 0:57, used the bind-script to get mom's car
0:47 what was he typing
Discord admins:
“Right that down, RIGHT THAT DOWN!”
Write*
Right is not the right word to use here. Right?
@@ComanderComander Use
Ude is not the right word to use here right?
(jkjk)
@@ComanderComander yes you are right that right is not the right word to use in this context
@@ComanderComander you're write
Holy shit I’ve never seen this particular homophone mixed up zozzle
Could've shaved a few seconds off with the EDP sequence break method and shit pics, but you are pioneering Prison% so i give you mad props.
I love your comment so much
this feels like something moist critical would say
Adding sussy baka in conversation will give you 6.14 frames
this is quite a gem of a comment here, sir.
I wouldnt be surprised if rupert actually got tased with a real taser for the sake of the video xD
Dedication
RUPERT
this video made me feel sad for an imaginary discord girl, good job
1992 is considered old now lol. Probably the best generation 88-92, best age for Zelda, Diablo, WC3, WoW, Skyrim etc
The cop was the "girl" speedrunning the "Groomed on discord any% WORLD RECORD"
She sends dirty JPEGS while he sees if he can grab his mom's car
Sounds about right lol
Man I wouldn’t even call it a run at this point this is a full on sprint.
if anybody is wondering who's the girl in the thumbnail, she has a youtube channel @fagerino and her insta is @rabb1tcore
I thought it was the one who got the beheaded
0:18 wtf is going on there
“400 pounds of force” 😭
That would be Houston Jones, professional self-torturer
Yo mama
perhaps the most underrated line here is “big games in the girl community”
"or so I've heard"
*Wait, I was born in 92*
Kicks hard...
Yeah and we ain't 40 yet 😂🥲
@@luxinvictus9018 no. 1999 onwards
ouch you old fart
te amo pedro, voce e incrivel
Ok that was hilarious. If you try hard enough you can speed run anything.
I love how the timer just casually goes over 60 to 61 instead of turning into a minute and a couple seconds
didn't even notice bro, you're probably the only one who looked at that lol
??? What difference does it make lol
enough internet today.
The way he's totally unfazed by the "I have school tomorrow".
Plot twist: He went for her because of the 05 in the first place!
i like how he's typing while literally nothing is happening on screen
“The girl community” lmfaoooo
"Ok but I have school tomorrow"
Then the "cop", well done ya'll. I was concerned.
The broken headset too. Everything about this is gold. Keep making shit Like this man. Youre really funny.
"I'm lonely, depressed, vulnerable, and underaged"
--Sushicat2006- K I D N E Y F A I L U R E
RUPERT JUST DOESN'T MISS!
for some reason i assumed this was going to be a genuine emotional manipulation speedrun and that made the actual video so much funnier
New pickup line unlocked. *Are you escaping a hostile family environment? Do you want to do it together?*
He can move his mouse's cursor by pressing the keys in his keyboard lol
He's better than me. My best time is 5 years and it's still going.
Mine is 8 years and still going strong!
And so the two simps through the chaos of the world, find each other. Arms embracing each other as they realise... "We don't need anyone else but each other".
A Warm kiss plants onto David's mouth, thoughts of the discord succubus's and years (5 to be exact) of pent up sexual anxiety are swept away by yobobab's tender embrace.
David Wakes up a new man tomorrow...
Yobobab's Man.
@@So__far__away__And so the two simps through the chaos of the world, find each other. Arms embracing each other as they realise... "We don't need anyone else but each other".
A Warm kiss plants onto David's mouth, thoughts of the discord succubus's and years (5 to be exact) of pent up sexual anxiety are swept away by yobobab's tender embrace.
David Wakes up a new man tomorrow...
Yobobab's Man.
@@sceplecture2382 Fucking legend. Subscribing to you man. Really made my day better
@@sceplecture2382 wonderful
Ngl run was carried by godly RNG. Even still that early FBI cycle was pretty damn impressive
Underrated channel tbh, hope you blow up more!
this is not "Getting Discord Girlfriend Speedrun" this is "Getting arrested by police officer Speedrun World Record"
"Meow LOL"
Gonna use this to get the girls
Meow LOL
Nah gotta stick with the classics:
Rawr XD *Nuzzles you*
The time is pretty solid but considering he went for the Arrested% world record too I think he could've saved a bit of time by not changing the email or having it pre-set to his actual name, as it would allow the FBI to skip the step of having to track down the person by just an email and could skip to the name instantly which certainly would save probably 0.34 milliseconds of time
Great analysis of the situation. I also think he could shave off another 0.23 - 0.65ms (depending on RNG) by just skipping the "minecraft mention" cycle & just going full Animal Crossing.
So saying sussy baka with pasting the characters of flushed emoji :flushed: and then typing a sheesh emote for more luck quite risky play but would definitely save it massive 0.1840163292939286300 milliseconds if the girl is amogus fan it would definitely give you 3.14159265358979323846 26433832795028841971 seconds which is A MASSIVE INCREASE.But he's done well ngl
ALSO I'm considering sheesh emote because it's a nitro play the emoticons save A LOT of time they have serious aspect changes on the person and are very effective but it's very risky as if it's a new account you need instantly pay nitro maybe revealing your card very risky play but it's definitely useful in arrested% world record and will save you high amount of frames cuz they have a massive impact
I like that he is constantly clicking even when there is no reason to do so
Thats The best part
he's using the secret shortcuts
I thought i will saw a rick roll here.
Sorry for my trust issues
The story arch man... You're a genius for that ending
Hmmm nice run but lost some time on finding a girl as you had to look through multiple channels and servers. Still good pace shame about the ending.
Man you know we do not tolerate any secret set-ups to shorten the speedrun, it must be a new game file
This is the random seed category, of course there would be some RNG involved that would make him lose time.
@@Terrtail Yea, though given the statistical probability of finding a girl on Discord it seems like he maybe found 1 a little fast? Idk but I've been watching his streams attempting to get this record and he always seems to get really good RNG with finding girls. Kind of suspicious tbh.
@@Vonias Don't know. If you set it up correctly and get a little luck with the spawn, it's possible to find one very quick. All about the experience
@@Vonias he runs it over and over, and this run rng-wise wasn’t even that good, rupert is just a beast.
Now Rupert must do a acquittal speed run
Bruh that ASL skip strat is MASSIVE! Saved him at least 20 seconds. Legend.
You know this is going to be good, when the video starting with typing on google: balding 40 years old man
Plot twist, the “kitten” taking to him was the cop that broke into his house, and he was speedrunning catching a predator
"This could be it" it could indeed be it in many ways
This will be in everyone's recommendations in 5 years.
profile pic goes hard lmao
we will meet here in 5 years when we get this in recommendations again. PogU
@@lolwithpain4840 I see you later
Didn't expect that plot twist lmao
thank you for the new strats didn't realise the meta was changing this quickly
That one old school player that plays world of warcraft
Man the RNG on display here is through the roof! Amazing control and the 'Animal Crossing' strat really came in clutch there at the end... However he could have shaved valuable seconds off this run by simply asking her if she wanted to make tik toks together! Still, very impressive!
"This is a joke right?" - a 32 year old man who's fun and mature
"Dirty jpegs" LMAO 🤣
POV: u playing the %arrested% speedrun
that nonstop typing sound, talking fast without pauses nor breath, the restlessness, its all perfect
“This could be it” “This could be it”
Plot twist: he was actually doing a getting arrested as a predator speedrun
My dad did this speed run
@@JOHNNYGLAZER hold up...
THIS COULD BE IT
TZTZTTZTZTZZZTZZTZ
Getting Discord Girlfriend Speedrun World Record ❎
Getting To Jail By Grooming On Discord Speedrun World Record ✅
an actual girl would take atleast 1 business day to respond
wow he even did the JPEG cutscene skip directly to the arrest endgame
Plot Twist: This is a speedrun of going to prison 😎
Where's the pizza and coke? That's like required for a speedrun to count.
?
@@sceplecture2382I’m very sorry I only appeared 3 years later, but it’s a Badabun reference where he faked a speedrun all while drinking coke and eating pizza to appear nonchalant.
The cop got the Arrest-a-Predator% world record
Depending on response he could’ve got the arrested world record and online gf record. That’s talent
so all of those discord predators werent actually predetaors, they were just speedrunning
A RUPERT RUPERT discord server would be legendary
"OldFunandMature92"
92
Damn
Damn damn damn
Cop: nice work pal and here's your speeding ticket.
Dude should have asked "are you malnourished? " and then proceed to offer some bread.