How It's Actually Made - Bread

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  • @AnEmu404
    @AnEmu404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6304

    I love how he always refers to whatever’s being made as alive, and sentient, and therefore afraid of death and desperate to escape.

    • @el2746
      @el2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      How do you know multi-grain bread is not alive? What's your proof? They just don't have a mouth to express their endless and unison pain

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      @@el2746 I have no mouth and I must scream.

    • @henllo7391
      @henllo7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The funny thing is yeast is alive

    • @AnEmu404
      @AnEmu404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@henllo7391 o h y e a h

    • @oatmealman1586
      @oatmealman1586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 I lack the facial feature known commonly as a mouth, and I am tasked to mildly express my disdain.

  • @ebo360
    @ebo360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8075

    Somebody at CNN obviously didn’t watch this before linking it, and my day is so much better for their laziness. Now I know how bread is made and I’m laughing too.

    • @redDavy1965
      @redDavy1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Me too. Knowing this is being viewed by a bunch of CNN "5 things" subscribers made it extra funny! I wonder if someone is going to get slapped like the bread dough for this oversight.

    • @パイシーズ-n2m
      @パイシーズ-n2m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      finally someone with a sense of humor

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      If you like this then CNN did you a favor, this channel is full of these. Welcome to the fold. Err, Hugg.

    • @0v_x0
      @0v_x0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@パイシーズ-n2m lol I know right. So many ppl still expected a real documentary after watching it, because CNN, and are making their dissatisfaction known. At what point do they *not* go "oh this is a parody," and decide to call it out for being inappropriate educational material? o_O

    • @redDavy1965
      @redDavy1965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@0v_x0 Yeah. I watched several before I had to turn back to the work at hand. Funny stuff.

  • @TheMuchSwagDoge
    @TheMuchSwagDoge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10467

    “Meanwhile, these hot dog rolls are being spanked. It’s not that they’re naughty, they just payed extra for this.”
    Holy shit.

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      114 likes
      nice

    • @GamingMaster-ej6hr
      @GamingMaster-ej6hr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      timestamp

    • @skullyjones3548
      @skullyjones3548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@GamingMaster-ej6hr 3:06

    • @dielog2211
      @dielog2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GamingMaster-ej6hr 3:06

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      i literally heard the word meanwhile the precise moment i started read your comment, wow

  • @sonamy3
    @sonamy3 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    The funniest part is that “it’s a delicious treat that’s hard to resist” was actually not changed from the original episode, they really said that about sliced white bread

    • @white_mochi
      @white_mochi ปีที่แล้ว +104

      LMFAO WHAT

    • @_kilimili_
      @_kilimili_ ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh god lmaoo

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Its a delicious treat!

    • @mangouschase
      @mangouschase ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Birdbrain be acting up

    • @tac6894
      @tac6894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      🍞
      Go ahead...
      Resist it

  • @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01
    @Osama-Bon-Jovi-01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41779

    I sometimes like to imagine a 55 year old substitute teacher playing these videos for her class without realising they're not the real ones

    • @sebastianion7752
      @sebastianion7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

      I never tought about this but now it seems so obvious oh my

    • @rolliemcsplat7618
      @rolliemcsplat7618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

      Don’t forget when they leave the cursor somewhere on the screen..

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +898

      I'd put one of these videos on just to see if my students realise it

    • @echothefreak9396
      @echothefreak9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      1:43

    • @Wally_Darling1960
      @Wally_Darling1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      That happened to me before.

  • @DanTheEnigma
    @DanTheEnigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35538

    For those coming in from CNN: As a bread expert, everything in this video is 100% accurate and should absolutely be taken at face value.

    • @ZanderMaddenn
      @ZanderMaddenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

      As someone with a masters degree in bakery science, this is completely true.

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

      As a PHD in Breadology haver, I second this

    • @22readbetweent22
      @22readbetweent22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +692

      As a leading Ryes Researcher I recommend this factual video as a teaching aide.

    • @bakayarou023
      @bakayarou023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +634

      As someone officially mustached, I agree

    • @brandedcharmer9321
      @brandedcharmer9321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      As someone who has eaten bread, yes.

  • @StonedWandererAZ
    @StonedWandererAZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3625

    I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that CNN didn't bother to check this before linking or the fact that some of their viewers don't understand what parody/satire is.

    • @hyperblitz2077
      @hyperblitz2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      It's just the old boomers that don't understand

    • @17PA
      @17PA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      😱CNN didn't do their job no way 😱

    • @MyLovelyLife2
      @MyLovelyLife2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Imagine not getting a joke. How sad

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I blame CNN for their viewers not being able to understand Satire, and thus I blame CNN for not checking.

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hi welcome to America, where most of the people that still believe in politics are ether really old, or really stupid.

  • @Unnecessarilylongexplanations
    @Unnecessarilylongexplanations ปีที่แล้ว +2843

    This caught me so off guard I was dying, my mother clicked on it thinking it was one of those "How it's made videos" and she said "... Did he just say one of the ingredients is multi-grain bread?"
    And then it began

    • @another-niko-pfp-holder
      @another-niko-pfp-holder ปีที่แล้ว +69

      lmao did she like it

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Deets?

    • @AndrewCreatez
      @AndrewCreatez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      did she still think it was real when the bread "urinated on" itself?

    • @Simonspacex
      @Simonspacex 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Lol did she let the whole video play?

  • @Shaziyt
    @Shaziyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    “This huge mixer kneads the dough,
    just like I need a better divorce lawyer”
    Lmaoooo

    • @uhyea4569
      @uhyea4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      that man should be a icon

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      232 likes
      nice

  • @d.perezduarte
    @d.perezduarte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    “Now its on to the batter bitch slappers”
    I fucking lost it there lmao

    • @vin9916
      @vin9916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What did you lose? I can help finding it

    • @nintony2994
      @nintony2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vin9916 bruh

    • @somethingdumb3928
      @somethingdumb3928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ah yes, the bitch slappers, a staple of any factory

    • @d.perezduarte
      @d.perezduarte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@vin9916 i lost my soul i think its downstairs

    • @bondermas0170
      @bondermas0170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1:42

  • @rogerboltin4508
    @rogerboltin4508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4208

    I spent 4 years at an industrial bakery. This brought back a ton of memories and it appears the process hasnt changed any since 1994

    • @i-yell-a-lot4906
      @i-yell-a-lot4906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      THAT'S.......... TERRIFYING LOL

    • @thegardensentinel
      @thegardensentinel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      It was filmed in the 60's

    • @generallaro1269
      @generallaro1269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@thegardensentinel because how its made def filmed stuff in the 60s,yknow on the science channel? That didnt exist back then?

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Were you the officially mustached man?

    • @rogerboltin4508
      @rogerboltin4508 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @samiamtheman7379 no but I had a pretty sick Billy Ray Cyrus mullet

  • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
    @JohnnyJohnJohnson ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I love the way he says "Officially-mustached man." like mustaches are issued to people like driver's licenses or other permits.

    • @NoahTheAmbitious
      @NoahTheAmbitious 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      As Somebody That Was Issued A Villain Mustache Just A Few Days Earlier, I Can Confirm That There Is Indeed A Mustache License

    • @gikigill788
      @gikigill788 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You can be charged for driving under the influence........ Of a moustache.

    • @soupofdoom4542
      @soupofdoom4542 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i heard it as "efficiently"

  • @hannahbeaver7335
    @hannahbeaver7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19959

    I love how the narration is really professional but at the same time just weird enough that you don’t immediately process some of the things he says

    • @kaleidoscope5054
      @kaleidoscope5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Accurate

    • @ØnyxOnYouTube
      @ØnyxOnYouTube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @BEEFCAKE 306 lol right

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      i was zoning in and out until he started talking about his divorce

    • @boxofstuff994
      @boxofstuff994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      i mean there's yeast in bread soo..... not entirely wrong

    • @perfectbotgreg5119
      @perfectbotgreg5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @Nitrolord
    @Nitrolord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5439

    This video has now slipped into the realm of meta-satire. It in itself is satire, and now thousands of fans are flocking in here to provide their own satire based off of the original satire by pretending to be confused boomers. You are on another level Andrew

    • @captainhero4116
      @captainhero4116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Multigrain satire made of Multigrain satire

    • @malachimarko7963
      @malachimarko7963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No they are real people from cnn

    • @SylverScourge
      @SylverScourge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@malachimarko7963 and there are now new comments from fans mocking the boomers who were confused

    • @Stubbormly
      @Stubbormly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don’t snitch on our multimedia multigrain 😭

    • @minford1268
      @minford1268 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤓

  • @emperorofmankind9925
    @emperorofmankind9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5630

    The slicer is where the loafs of bread are brutally executed for their countless traffic violations

    • @robertelee1095
      @robertelee1095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The Inquisitorial heretic slicer

    • @Horus_the_Lupercal
      @Horus_the_Lupercal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      How can dough have traffic violations? It is non sentient and therefore unable to drive?

    • @emperorofmankind9925
      @emperorofmankind9925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@Horus_the_Lupercal shut up, Rogal

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@Horus_the_Lupercal You've never seen them drive on the Bread Highway before, have you?

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Horus_the_Lupercal Rogal, I assure you, we are capable of driving and many other things

  • @jojomations2596
    @jojomations2596 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    2:55 "If a loose nut or bolt lands in the batch, it will ship with toy included"
    Im dead

    • @NuggetBBQ45
      @NuggetBBQ45 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ME TOO 😭

    • @web.strings
      @web.strings 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      just like the child will be (the joke told itself im just the medium)

  • @tapoutluke
    @tapoutluke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5569

    I like how it's completely believable at first but slowly becomes more out of pocket

    • @PrimeSuperboy
      @PrimeSuperboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What a wonderful turn of phrase

    • @kartgal
      @kartgal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was still under the impression it was real (early on in the video) and this comment tipped me off ;)

    • @firefenixful
      @firefenixful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      like his divorce lawyers LOL

    • @OrbitalLocket
      @OrbitalLocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carb coffin was when I was 100% sure it wasn't the real thing

    • @Cooper_zzz
      @Cooper_zzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/k6Ow6vumQSQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @SeperSuzu
    @SeperSuzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    "Now the rolls are being spanked, it's not that they were naughty, they just payed extra"
    Damn, I didnt know bread were masochists

    • @zeekthafreek9492
      @zeekthafreek9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      They're Bready for anything.... okay I'll leave.

    • @MiracleClover
      @MiracleClover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Roxy is best girl

    • @echibussy
      @echibussy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darkness: sign me in

    • @ValentinaxEdits
      @ValentinaxEdits 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “I’M NOT A MASOCHIST!” - Markiplier

    • @hat3rgaming959
      @hat3rgaming959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@echibussy pfp checks out

  • @its__Ev
    @its__Ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3921

    I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WASN'T ACTUALLY A CLIP FROM HOW IT'S MADE AND I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN YOU DROPPED THE DIVORCE LAWYER

    • @ufczero329
      @ufczero329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I swear bro

    • @sophier996
      @sophier996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      You didn’t notice anything off before then lol

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Took you that long?

    • @noblesr_
      @noblesr_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sophier996 I heard “and bread” and knew

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@noblesr_ *multi-grain bread*

  • @zaqiealty3147
    @zaqiealty3147 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    As a soldier, i do love seeing the documentary about bread, which is makes me more interested rather than teleporting it and adding tumors into it

    • @spamtong.spamton124
      @spamtong.spamton124 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bread (tf2 moment)

    • @Rock_With_Internet
      @Rock_With_Internet ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tf2 goblins are lurking in the comment section

    • @MicrowavedMedia
      @MicrowavedMedia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      LMAO

    • @thebearer8904
      @thebearer8904 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As a scout, I do indeed like it when my dad teaches me how to talk to girls instead of yelling "med down" at 29 year old discord moderators on a 14 year old video game titled "Team Fortress 2," a sequel to the infamous "Team Fortress Classic."

    • @TheHattOnYouTube
      @TheHattOnYouTube 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was looking for this comment

  • @SameM1stakes
    @SameM1stakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5815

    I am thoroughly confused as to how anyone thinks this is parody. As a certified breadologist (like my father before me, and his father's second cousin before him), this video perfectly describes everything that you need to know to make bread.

    • @phantomspaceman
      @phantomspaceman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      This does not meet the higher standards of Illuminated Loafography and Flourmancy. The author didn't mention anything about the germ soulbinding into the gluten.

    • @heavybooom7790
      @heavybooom7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      As a bread surgeon I can 100% agree this is how bread is made

    • @blackkakari
      @blackkakari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @SameMistakes As a PHD in Knowitology, I find your breadologist field to be entirely fabricated.

    • @timewarrior7298
      @timewarrior7298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blackkakari as someone with 4 PhDs in breadology and a member of the church of whole grain, I take offence to your accusations.

    • @blackkakari
      @blackkakari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@timewarrior7298 I prefer to believe the Nigerian Prince I bought my degree from.

  • @fogman2041
    @fogman2041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    "If a loose nut or bolt lands in the batch, it will be shipped as toy included." best line

    • @alainjoseph3994
      @alainjoseph3994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣😂😂😂😂yeah

    • @redguywithatophat1900
      @redguywithatophat1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't hear anything

    • @chrissy93x
      @chrissy93x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I laughed way too much at that part xD

    • @RandomAve.
      @RandomAve. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @wowdante
      @wowdante 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup. That's where I had to pause the video for 5 minutes to catch my breath.

  • @aubreymeisenholder3396
    @aubreymeisenholder3396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    He caught me off guard when he made the first joke about needing a better lawyer

    • @johnnyrocket6588
      @johnnyrocket6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Kneading a batter lawyer

    • @allenmoore1600
      @allenmoore1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Right!?! I thought it was just bad jokes in an actual documentary until the Batter Bitch Slapper.
      Then I figured out I’d been had…

    • @Emberfree
      @Emberfree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was like, wait hold on is this a joke video? yep, it sure is

    • @Watkinsj516
      @Watkinsj516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. Corny as hell.

    • @snailcheeseyt
      @snailcheeseyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But that wasn’t the 1st joke
      (Sorry)

  • @jacksvacssafety2620
    @jacksvacssafety2620 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    I just got my mustache certification today, so I am now able to scoop bread dough into a large tub

    • @daisychain5894
      @daisychain5894 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I congratulate you, you fine gentleman, happy scooping 🤗🥖

  • @TroutFarmer-
    @TroutFarmer- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10218

    Wow, what a great satirical comedy video about the process of making bread. I hope no major news agency accidentally cites this as the real thing

    • @Raviis
      @Raviis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +604

      I had a corporate employee at my company send this out to everyone after watching it without sound.... lmao... that was a great day.

    • @corndoggoiscool8223
      @corndoggoiscool8223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      satire? no, no, this is 115% real. very.

    • @engineergaming3422
      @engineergaming3422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      This is in fact not satire and is 199% real

    • @exi_m7074
      @exi_m7074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      *stares at CNN*

    • @josephc.9520
      @josephc.9520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hmm most certainly

  • @mahbuddykeith1124
    @mahbuddykeith1124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7795

    As a person that went to culinary school to bake bread, I can attest that this is how professional breadmakers make bread. Bread.

  • @Chas3Th3W1nd
    @Chas3Th3W1nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    I always love how these videos starts off normal just like the actual show and then it just starts going downhill out of nowhere

  • @victoriathrasher1831
    @victoriathrasher1831 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Just wanted to show my 6 year old a daughter about bread making. Now I’m answering a million questions about why does bread pee on itself and what is divorce. 😩

    • @giovanigeorgis3848
      @giovanigeorgis3848 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lol

    • @DPlumes
      @DPlumes 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      there comes a point in life when every parent has to sit their kid down and explain why bread pees on itself. it had to happen eventually victoria.

    • @Big-The-Cat
      @Big-The-Cat 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Fuck yeah!

    • @Snak-Pak
      @Snak-Pak 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Skill issue

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You fool

  • @aloafofbread4504
    @aloafofbread4504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6301

    As a loaf of bread, I can confirm this is how we are made.

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Look at everyone sleeping on a comment from a bread who was there

    • @tassadar7945
      @tassadar7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Did you get Wolverine from the X-men's autograph?

    • @FeebleCatSoup
      @FeebleCatSoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I have to say, I'm a huge fan

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I thought I ate you like three days ago

    • @themetalmario77
      @themetalmario77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@tassadar7945 yes

  • @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington
    @crumb.crumblet.S.crumbington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7997

    i cant stop binge watching all these videos

    • @professormason8834
      @professormason8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      me neither, thank you for tweeting about these

    • @vex-xiao
      @vex-xiao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      did u watch how they made bubble gums?

    • @jamer80
      @jamer80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why do I keep finding your comments on all of these random vids

    • @tommyshelby2250
      @tommyshelby2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      your gluten relatives are being chopped up and sold,crumb

    • @SrsWho
      @SrsWho 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey crumb

  • @justletmefailinpeace9099
    @justletmefailinpeace9099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4387

    Thank you CNN for sharing this truly informative and life-changing story about how bread is made!

  • @kosipisakii
    @kosipisakii ปีที่แล้ว +613

    I love the part when baker said “oh yeah, it’s breading time” and breaded all over the place. Truly one of the moments.

    • @coolbutnotverycool1440
      @coolbutnotverycool1440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you are not funny. you have never been funny. all your friends secretly hate you.

    • @TheSpooncer
      @TheSpooncer ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Great comment! You are funny. You have always been funny. All your friends secretly admire you.

    • @X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X
      @X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X ปีที่แล้ว

      I am going to find your IP address, come to your house, BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND FIND YOU BEFORE I FINALLY
      Give you $20, a hug, and tell you you’re funny

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheSpooncera funny one liner on how that’s not true

    • @panthererousse
      @panthererousse ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its breeding time :troll:

  • @nobodyspecial4100
    @nobodyspecial4100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    "Where the bread gets sucked off"
    - things I didn't think I'd ever hear

    • @mistyrain1983
      @mistyrain1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      uhhhhhh👀

    • @malcontender6319
      @malcontender6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I keep my suckers clean, otherwise you get... topping transfer.

    • @remonemo123
      @remonemo123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goddamn it

    • @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063
      @pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @BotMe and after that you have to plug the red wire into the socket to make sure the engine boots at launch. Wrap the green wire around it's coil that sits directly beside the A button. After you put the back shell on, place the battery in the slot. Screw the Vr26 Jeeper back up and press the reset button. If everything worked according to plan you're device should show a thumbs up sprite. Plug the HDMI port into a monitor and wait three seconds. If it boots up on TV your in the good side. If it doesn't boot in less then 5 seconds quickly unplug. This can severely damage your TV and possibly start a fire

    • @cameronshannon7887
      @cameronshannon7887 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 wha... What?

  • @astarothgr
    @astarothgr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4896

    I genuinely clicked on this to see how bread was made.
    .... *Man, what a wild ride!*

    • @krazyracc1625
      @krazyracc1625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ong LMAO

    • @cb12241
      @cb12241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lmfao facts

    • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
      @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's how I found this channel earlier today. I wanted to see how cheese was made and kept going down the rabbit hole.

    • @meisu7962
      @meisu7962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh

    • @supers0n1cgam1ng5
      @supers0n1cgam1ng5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See, it’s not wrong. This is how it’s made.

  • @marigo856
    @marigo856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2078

    Honestly, if CNN's goal was to give readers some positive content after going through 5 sections of shitty world things, this absolutely works. The fact that you made it on CNN certainly made my day.

  • @kevinslater4126
    @kevinslater4126 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I'm a certified bread wizard who manufactures bread from thin air and I can confirm with 100% certainty that this is indeed how bread wizards conjure bread from thin air.

    • @bread0237
      @bread0237 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Bread

  • @Jodyyyyyy
    @Jodyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12953

    i thought his endless jokes would get annoying but they just kept getting better

    • @Profbrainstorm1947
      @Profbrainstorm1947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      1:02

    • @AotearoaChef
      @AotearoaChef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I thought they were awful but like most things, it’s all subjective! Enjoyed the video!

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      DEJA VU
      I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

    • @King-Midas
      @King-Midas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Could you even say they just keep getting butter

    • @AmidaNyorai48
      @AmidaNyorai48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😅😅

  • @jordananderson2728
    @jordananderson2728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2161

    "Multigrain bread is made from... multigrain bread"
    The recursion is strong with this bread

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If there is ever a moment when all the multigrain bread in the world is consumed, we will never have multigrain bread again.

    • @i_am_aladeen
      @i_am_aladeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Multibreaded coating.

    • @rainbow_vader
      @rainbow_vader 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor

    • @ReptilianLepton
      @ReptilianLepton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sourdough starter, tho.

    • @giuliogargani2474
      @giuliogargani2474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It actually could be true! Indeed you can use old polverized bread as flour, like 20% or less. It is a known method for reducing food waste and recycle yesterday's bread

  • @Alex-wk2dp
    @Alex-wk2dp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9185

    I thought this was serious until he said “like his divorce”.

    • @joelcrafter43
      @joelcrafter43 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      In a way it still is serious I still know a lot more about bread making then I did before.

    • @lezty
      @lezty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      I realized it when he said “now its on to the batter bitch slapper”

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I when I heard the bread meet their fate I busted out laughing.

    • @99Mateoo
      @99Mateoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i read that as "i thought this was serious, like his divorce"

    • @sourlessfix9109
      @sourlessfix9109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "Multigrain bread is made from several ingredients, such as: flax seed, buckwheat, soy, and multigrain bread."

  • @CaptJDavixx
    @CaptJDavixx ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Hello, as head of CNN, this was not a mistake on recommending this video to millions of people. We did this for pure educational purposes and as my father was a breadmaker himself being sent to Yeast University in Gluten, Germany pursuit of a career in breadology and I wanted everyone to know exactly how much effort goes into making bread. We even paid Mr. Huggbees ahead of time to make this video with extreme accuracy therefore providing authentic commentary about the process of breadmaking.

    • @GoroAkechi_Real
      @GoroAkechi_Real 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      tell your father the internet people would lile to tell him gluten morgen, or gluten tag, depending on the time of day

  • @Freakincident
    @Freakincident 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    “An officially mustached man” got me good

    • @Zie-Zwei
      @Zie-Zwei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me 2

    • @goosebee
      @goosebee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah you can't have illegal moustaches, they have to be official ones.

    • @kyeblade06
      @kyeblade06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goosebee imagine being illegally blind

    • @Absorbant
      @Absorbant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kyeblade06 bitch i'm officialy blind

  • @cobismith7446
    @cobismith7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    “I wish I could’ve done the same thing with my divorce proceedings” 😂

    • @pw.m_0987
      @pw.m_0987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "what?"

    • @lordbasketboi9998
      @lordbasketboi9998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “This huge mixer needs the dough like a i need a better divorce lawyer”

  • @SarahTheBreadGod
    @SarahTheBreadGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2928

    I love that this just starts out normal, then crumbles into chaos..

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Some of the crumbs are collected and sold as "panko bread crumbs" at a 300% markup

    • @Chonklord-_
      @Chonklord-_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@davidhong1934 Beewaread crumbs.

    • @mothman-cj2yd
      @mothman-cj2yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NICE PFP

    • @SarahTheBreadGod
      @SarahTheBreadGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mothman-cj2yd thank you.

    • @hamsteryooo
      @hamsteryooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It started from him saying "Dipping in gravy" and I was like "who the hell dip their bread in gravy??"

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Wow what a great video! I hope a news outlet doesn’t steal it for their own content. Some humorless boomer might see it and make angry comments to the wrong person.

  • @thegoffice8835
    @thegoffice8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "It will ship with toy included"
    Bruh I'm dead

    • @reefer674
      @reefer674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lol

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The kids that bought it probably are too.

    • @tntalchemist
      @tntalchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My sides disintegrated here

  • @Bwabel
    @Bwabel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    “Sprinkled with powdered anime to fill them with optimism as they get whipped by a drawbridge.”

  • @andrewtrimble8780
    @andrewtrimble8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1293

    "I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
    -Soldier

    • @weather9405
      @weather9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dear god

    • @andrewtrimble8780
      @andrewtrimble8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@weather9405 theres more

    • @akimbo_spy3244
      @akimbo_spy3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@andrewtrimble8780 god no

    • @UltimateCatSalad
      @UltimateCatSalad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@akimbo_spy3244 it’s just “NOOOOO...”

    • @akimbo_spy3244
      @akimbo_spy3244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@UltimateCatSalad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @t918theblade
    @t918theblade 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    What a hilarious video. I sure hope a major news outlet doesn't mistake it as the real thing.

  • @breezy.peasyyy
    @breezy.peasyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    I thought this was gonna be a super professional documentary-like voice over until the divorce jokes were thrown in there.😭💀

  • @tonyspro
    @tonyspro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    “Multigrain bread is made from several ingredients, such as multigrain bread”
    *I used the bread to create the bread*

    • @bitten2up
      @bitten2up 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @X3NOSAMA
      @X3NOSAMA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      " *I used the stones to destroy the*
      *stones* "

    • @ishowbuff2047
      @ishowbuff2047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *I drink water to drink the water*

    • @bigthute
      @bigthute 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bread +bread=bread bread bread

    • @fatgamertim4544
      @fatgamertim4544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aw yes, the floor is made of floor

  • @legitsam8637
    @legitsam8637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3211

    Watched this with my grandfather who's been in the bread making business for 20 years pushing 21, he absolutely loved it and I did to. This video has some clever, smart and humourous jokes in it that children and adults can enjoy, I recommend!!

    • @bully_hunter_4206
      @bully_hunter_4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I hope Gramps learned somethin

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Has he ever sat you down yet and had the "rinsing machine filling machine" talk?

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You have a very young grandfather

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Super-wx6br Or he had a career change later in life. When you assume you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"!!

    • @MrCIA-me3ef
      @MrCIA-me3ef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is it true that the recipe calls for a half-a-ton of flour to be locked away in a container; forcing them to become friends as bread or die as a burned pile?

  • @cyprienmaccamley126
    @cyprienmaccamley126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    00:21 multi-grain bread is made from several ingredients: flaxseed, buckwheat, soy and.... (drum rolls) multi-grain bread 😮

  • @andres_montufar
    @andres_montufar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    “The dough is afraid of heights”
    My mother just walked in and asked me why I’m laughing so goddamn loud at 2:30 am

    • @anthonya824
      @anthonya824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “…and urinates on itself, just a LITTLE BIT…” 😂

    • @zerpex3697
      @zerpex3697 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Hashy Dopest same lol

    • @purplekid4983
      @purplekid4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonya824"... as it's dumped onto a slide."

    • @PUCCl_
      @PUCCl_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Weed joke minutes”

  • @muddybuddys1135
    @muddybuddys1135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    This should be on a national news network it’s just so informative

    • @jotarokujo4787
      @jotarokujo4787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This

    • @bruce9080
      @bruce9080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@oshawott4544 I see what you did there

    • @greml.airbin
      @greml.airbin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bruce9080 WBAHAHHA

    • @i_do_not_exist_
      @i_do_not_exist_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      Local bread afraid of heights

    • @skoopdewoop
      @skoopdewoop ปีที่แล้ว

      preemptive woosh

  • @HappyEndingsAreDead
    @HappyEndingsAreDead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    “Give is this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespassing in Walmart’s parking lot.” -Huggbees 32:69

  • @ariel_warfare
    @ariel_warfare 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I got this recommended and decided to click on it, expecting education. I was not expecting a fucking masterpiece.

    • @Larry_The_Clam
      @Larry_The_Clam 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a great comment

  • @Tavinhu6446
    @Tavinhu6446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2312

    “The multi grain bread is made of multi grain bread”
    *Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @gregdubya1993
      @gregdubya1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Interestingly enough...th-cam.com/video/atOPUuGkfF8/w-d-xo.html

    • @Snoobycake
      @Snoobycake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No it ain’t fool

    • @plasienorzokie2187
      @plasienorzokie2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Snoobycake r/wooosh

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gregdubya1993 Sadly, that process isn't that widespread.
      It would've been cool though.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AutumnEffect No, it tastes like a liar.

  • @bread1663
    @bread1663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2407

    As bread I can say that this process was narrated perfectly, step for step.

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a person who regularly consumes bread, I have burned your entire family and eaten them

    • @ArtisticSharkGhost
      @ArtisticSharkGhost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      What was it like being made? I need intell

    • @bread1663
      @bread1663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Interesting...

    • @BreadSlayer
      @BreadSlayer ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Bro

    • @mr.monotone1908
      @mr.monotone1908 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bread

  • @ClownZella6800
    @ClownZella6800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1220

    "The batter bitch slapper"
    The best part of making dough in my opinion

    • @lamarsavy1335
      @lamarsavy1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was like Ik he ain’t say that turns on close captions

    • @the_good_fam7873
      @the_good_fam7873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah bro when he said “the bread is being baked for about weed joke minutes”

    • @yuzumete
      @yuzumete 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      timestamp?

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yuzumete no

    • @iPlayDotaReligiously
      @iPlayDotaReligiously 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheUltima_Werewolf sad

  • @nightglide_
    @nightglide_ ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You put 3 wheat in a crafting table

  • @cybercat0564
    @cybercat0564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3472

    Absolutely disgusting. They didn't even show the rinsing machine.

    • @BucketsGaming23
      @BucketsGaming23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      I thought it was the filling machine

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@BucketsGaming23 wait, it isn't a toy?!

    • @ilajoie3
      @ilajoie3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Bread doesn't need a rinsing machine, only a filling machine

    • @rocketsnhotrods9022
      @rocketsnhotrods9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @bakayarou023
      @bakayarou023 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What about the capping machine?

  • @Ashstreamm
    @Ashstreamm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    “Wolverine from the X Men helped separate them” had me fucking dead.

    • @igiboymahinay4632
      @igiboymahinay4632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hell yeah 🤣

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Followed by “well that was weird….”

    • @sigilumbra8835
      @sigilumbra8835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Indeediest Of Indeeds.

    • @blakewilson8654
      @blakewilson8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dundermifflinity lets get back to the multi grain bread

    • @despacitodaniel801
      @despacitodaniel801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How did you comment this when u r dead?????

  • @joonbee
    @joonbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    “then the dough is baked at 420 degrees for about weed joke minutes”
    me:........... _wait_

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It took me a minute to realize what just flew over my head.

    • @dhruvbhaip9070
      @dhruvbhaip9070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me who did not understand

    • @blackghostcat
      @blackghostcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I totally thought he was gonna say "baked at 420 degrees for 69 minutes"

    • @timdejong1456
      @timdejong1456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this comment exactly as that part was playing

    • @koisnakestudios5436
      @koisnakestudios5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4:20 watcha smokeing

  • @Some-white-guy77
    @Some-white-guy77 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2 years ago my teacher wanted to put a video about bread on I recommend this channel she then puts this video on steps out to use the restroom and 5 minutes later I'm not the most popular kid in my class
    Edit: I'm graduated

  • @legos4360
    @legos4360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    “the dough balls are sprinkled with powdered anime to infuse them with optimism before they’re whipped by a drawbridge stolen from the legends of the hidden temple”
    i’m sorry what-

    • @ovgem
      @ovgem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@PerhapsRqSorry man you missed their joke.

    • @funnycrab5684
      @funnycrab5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@PerhapsRq bruh

    • @Link_Idk
      @Link_Idk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "I built this factory just to teleport bread!" -Soldier

    • @vxunaTM_xuandanhphan
      @vxunaTM_xuandanhphan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ovgem bruh

    • @therealmrderpblock
      @therealmrderpblock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ovgem what did they comment

  • @icy1260
    @icy1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    The amount of planning, designing, engineering, and building of this bread making factory is insane, like think about all the small details of all the moving parts

    • @obtuseboulder2134
      @obtuseboulder2134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      You have to plan so much so you're ready in case an enemy sniper opens fire

    • @johnf.kennedy1292
      @johnf.kennedy1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@obtuseboulder2134 yeah like pepsi and coke company

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      really is

    • @MircomFan
      @MircomFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that's why factories lose a shit ton of money when stuff doesn't work. One of my electronics teachers worked for a large factory and everytime a machine went down, they lost like 20,000 a minute

    • @taylorbroderson7426
      @taylorbroderson7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MircomFan I was a shift supervisor at a food processing facility and down time is our worst enemy

  • @Irismakesmemes
    @Irismakesmemes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:26 "the dough is afraid of hights and urinates on its self just a little bit" got me rolling down my stairs🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ape864
    @Ape864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    The fact that the beginning of the video seemed very professional but then that thought slowly deteriorated more and more as the video progressed just got me.

    • @Cooper_zzz
      @Cooper_zzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/k6Ow6vumQSQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @metalmigit6406
      @metalmigit6406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was gunna comment the same shit

    • @taylordavison6849
      @taylordavison6849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, it's wonderful, isn't it?

  • @Blnksto
    @Blnksto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    As a former bread, a bread maker, and as someone who's currently married to bread and has 3 wonderful bread children, I can confirm that this is the most accurate bread making video to have ever graced the internet

    • @Mr-Chick
      @Mr-Chick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bread 👍

    • @purpleponder
      @purpleponder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Very bread 🍞

    • @Knightgaming396
      @Knightgaming396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      keep your bread wife and wonderful bread children away from Grain Street and Butter Slip Street and from the city of Grainia because of the attacks of the Free Birds who went back in time to get turkeys off the menu and replaced it with PIZZA! PIZZA! YOU'RE THE BREAD OF THE CRUST OF THE PIZZA. I know it is horrific. The Breadians have teamed up with the Pepperoni Common Bois, Cheesy Cheese Made With Way, and Tomatoians. There is help arriving here are 3 steps you need to take :
      1. Pack your belongings (including your air.)
      2. Travel in the opposite direction of the attacks.
      3. Hope and cope.
      Have a wonderful day.

    • @utubeiskaren7796
      @utubeiskaren7796 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do I breed with bread? I kneed a tutorial!

    • @toast7922
      @toast7922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🍞👍

  • @pan6422
    @pan6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "The vacuum system gives the loaves a good sucking" 3:49
    It made me question how I got to this video in the first place and why I am laughing at this part lmao

    • @limpetarch98k
      @limpetarch98k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      its not that you were naughty, you just paid for extras

    • @dareoncaldwell5717
      @dareoncaldwell5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this right as he said it in the video

    • @croquemaster314
      @croquemaster314 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@limpetarch98k *you just paid extra for this

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Fun fact! Before the invention of sliced bread, bread dough usually _was_ baked in balls. It's a convenient shape to make, and people liked the bread circles that result from baking bread that way. People even used circles as a symbol for bread, e.g. in the Cluniac sign language, which made it very inconvenient to symbolize other circular objects.

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1722

    Hopefully we get some hot rinsing machine action in this episode.

    • @allegedly_nightingale
      @allegedly_nightingale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You mean filling machine action?

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      hopefully luke warm rinsing machine action would suffice, we ran out of the hot machines a while ago

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@allegedly_nightingale no I’m part of the insurgence

    • @skipabeat4504
      @skipabeat4504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@conormurphy4328 down with the rinsing machine gang

    • @bargen0w
      @bargen0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      seems we got a hot sucking machine instead.

  • @spaceboi1472
    @spaceboi1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    _"This whole wheat bread is made out of whole wheat bread."_
    Hmm yes this floor here is made out of floor

  • @galaxyofreesesking2124
    @galaxyofreesesking2124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    "The machine needs the dough, just like I knead a better divorce lawyer."
    -- A funny man

  • @RYS4
    @RYS4 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Currently in a huge power outage right now, and the words “sprinkled anime powder” made me laugh, thank you man

  • @weepingwalnut
    @weepingwalnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    The “Batter Bitch Slapper” is one thing I never thought I’d hear in a video about bread.

    • @twistedsevenfold
      @twistedsevenfold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lost it at this part

    • @joshi6480
      @joshi6480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO that's when I was like hold up lol

  • @ben_p6615
    @ben_p6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    It's scary cause his voice sounds like the original

    • @Vanilla_Baker44
      @Vanilla_Baker44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What is the original?

    • @ben_p6615
      @ben_p6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Vanilla_Baker44 the original sounds lower but you can easily confuse this for the original

    • @navyblued
      @navyblued 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gacha cringe

    • @ben_p6615
      @ben_p6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@navyblued it's just a pfp im too lazy for that shizz

    • @ElloImNoodle
      @ElloImNoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Vanilla_Baker44 the guy who did the pacer test

  • @SimplyScrapyard
    @SimplyScrapyard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    Sounds like he’s politely quitting his job, this whole video lmao. Feeling all the sarcasm, love it.

  • @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667
    @theworldsgreatestjidiot9667 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I love how the bread looks like a video game asset

  • @aceofspace5940
    @aceofspace5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    “Multi-grain bread is made from several ingredients, such as flax seed, buck wheat, soy, and multi-grain bread.”
    Package of grapes. Ingredients: grapes

    • @assistanttotheregionalmana5810
      @assistanttotheregionalmana5810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hmm yes this floor is made out of floor

    • @cheeseballs1983
      @cheeseballs1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      orange juice: Natural handpicked oranges

    • @SudrianGeneral2363
      @SudrianGeneral2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well i just digest the bread

    • @TheWiltingOne
      @TheWiltingOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I straight up didn’t understand what was going on when I heard this, then he mentioned his divorce and I realized it wasn’t your average “how it’s made video” 💀

    • @nicholasogburn7746
      @nicholasogburn7746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If bread cannot be made without existing bread, then how was the original bread made? This feels like a religious question, like we are trying to trace something back to the bread origin…Which I suppose some would call Bread God…

  • @liamuk0138
    @liamuk0138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "...baked at 420 degrees for weed joke minutes" really caught me off guard. I thought 'surely there's no weed joke' and then he says that

  • @Forbidaxe
    @Forbidaxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    "If a loose nut or bolt lands in the batch, it will ship with toy included" Comedy gold...

    • @harutohd8237
      @harutohd8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao those bozo kids won't see it coming

  • @mielthebee
    @mielthebee ปีที่แล้ว +83

    0:15 did they really film this in the street? Like did the crew set up this little table outside in the park? I think about it a lot.

  • @alexm.6148
    @alexm.6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    Last time i was this early the divorce hadn't gone through yet

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's still getting there.

    • @ricksahuman
      @ricksahuman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dad, that was 5 years ago. You gotta let it go!

    • @quotethablobber
      @quotethablobber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ill deal with that once i get back from the gas station in Alaska

    • @FrlogieTheFrog
      @FrlogieTheFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont forget the milk!

    • @artsintheam
      @artsintheam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dad, we know that you ate Mom. You don’t have to hide it anymore.

  • @suluhiana
    @suluhiana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    1:43 - the moment I finally realised this was meant to be comedy.

    • @paulmitchell8714
      @paulmitchell8714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Really? That's incredible

    • @suluhiana
      @suluhiana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@paulmitchell8714 Yep, I know. I'm usually smarter than this haha...

    • @deltonmiller2248
      @deltonmiller2248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dude no joke
      I started realizing something was up when he mentioned it urinating on itself
      But right as he mentioned the samd part you was when I laughed and realized that it for sure was meant to be funny. So I'm in the same boat as you

    • @cb12241
      @cb12241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts

    • @seversum4713
      @seversum4713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The divorce proceedings comments made it past your radar?

  • @tuftyterror983
    @tuftyterror983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    "If a loose bolt or nut is in the batch, it will ship with a toy included." Hearin some serious bart simpson vibes

    • @dr.wallacebreen3859
      @dr.wallacebreen3859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Krusty the clown *

    • @tuftyterror983
      @tuftyterror983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr.wallacebreen3859 Yep. Bart swallowin the metal o

    • @Cooper_zzz
      @Cooper_zzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/k6Ow6vumQSQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @KingKayro87
    @KingKayro87 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Went looking for people who fell for the video in the Newest section of the comments, but all I found were Europeans expressing their disdain for American bread and TF2 fans beating the same overused joke into the ground.

    • @untextured4240
      @untextured4240 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I teleported bread

    • @kevin2125
      @kevin2125 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      american bread is cake, no wonder their all fat

  • @void_box
    @void_box 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    My family and I were watching this thinking it was the normal how it’s made, you can imagine how surprised we were when we heard “The Batter Bitch slapper”

    • @FirstnameLastname-oj3hm
      @FirstnameLastname-oj3hm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He's fooled me many times, I guess I never learn, I can never tell if it's real or not and now when I do what a real how it's made" I have my own jokes poping in my head

    • @dougi1967
      @dougi1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I knew the voice was different but the bitch slapper description really gave it away, in hilarious fashion

    • @tiramiisu0
      @tiramiisu0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah honestly same.

    • @sauceman5337
      @sauceman5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      u didn't notice it was different 2 minutes into the video and after he made 2 divorce jokes?

    • @void_box
      @void_box 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sauceman5337 Well I mean, I would have, but like, I thought it was just in bad taste, as I'm used to that sort of humor.

  • @FordFan01
    @FordFan01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    1:22 "An *officially* mustached man"
    Boy I wish I could make my mustache official. One could dream.

    • @RandomStuffIol
      @RandomStuffIol ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone wondering it’s a halter reference

  • @angrysponge2683
    @angrysponge2683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    How is this Guy not dying of laughter while recording this

    • @marsmurderer9868
      @marsmurderer9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I'm sure he has to do multiple takes

    • @Muinciavhe
      @Muinciavhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know you’re not funny when you laugh at your own joke

    • @KainoPhoeno
      @KainoPhoeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i want to see the bloopers

    • @Zhortac
      @Zhortac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Clearly, his ex wife drained his humor

  • @theretrodragonyope
    @theretrodragonyope ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have learned so much from this video. I love this educational format.

  • @mrmonster3675
    @mrmonster3675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    “It’s not that they were naughty, they just paid extra for this” 💀💀

  • @Atlas_MX
    @Atlas_MX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Juct came from CNN, what a wonderful, and informing video. I'm a kindergarten teacher, and I've showed this video to my students, and I think they went home very educated, fun novel fatcs that you can remember from growing up. thanks Huggbees!

  • @videonut11
    @videonut11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    The brilliantly written narration makes the bread making process even more fun to watch!

    • @greml.airbin
      @greml.airbin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm gonna guess you came from CNN?

    • @videonut11
      @videonut11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greml.airbin I don't like that remark.

    • @greml.airbin
      @greml.airbin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@videonut11 Oh-- It wasn't meant in a condescending way, I apologize: Simply a small attempt at humor gone sour... auugh

    • @videonut11
      @videonut11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@greml.airbin Completely understandable. We all slip up. Don't worry. Apology accepted.

  • @UncleBready
    @UncleBready ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I WAS MADE IN A FACTORY!?

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, you were made when the mommy bread from the factory and the daddy bread from the factory loafed eachother very much.
      The factory is your grandfather

  • @xTetraMuffinsx
    @xTetraMuffinsx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    I don't know what those negative comments are talking about. This is exactly how we were taught bread is made in culinary school. This is factual.

    • @coconutman7797
      @coconutman7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I know right!!! I work at a bread factory for 0$/hour and I can confirm this is 100% true

    • @Haunted_Hunter
      @Haunted_Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed, I work at a high end bread baking company, and can indeed confirm, multigrain bread is made out of multigrain bread.

    • @SilverStar555
      @SilverStar555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I made a sandwich with bread yesterday and thus I am qualified to state that this is how bread is made.

    • @deadbody_yeet3733
      @deadbody_yeet3733 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SilverStar555
      BREAD

    • @happyhippoeaters4261
      @happyhippoeaters4261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know where those negative comments are.

  • @JoelBranam
    @JoelBranam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    “The dough balls are powdered with anime to infuse them with optimism.” Lol good content.

    • @Funny-iq9bq
      @Funny-iq9bq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nah why did that part play as i read that

    • @dawnm6231
      @dawnm6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@Funny-iq9bq it was the power of anime and the power of friendship

    • @miko_1821
      @miko_1821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      anime: KAMEHAMEHAAA

    • @kumiko7975
      @kumiko7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how he doesnt say anime but we all thought he said anime

    • @amihere383
      @amihere383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kumiko7975 But that’s literally what he said

  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    Wolverine helping out really isn’t that weird considering this was filmed in Quebec, Canada.

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? He always struck me as more of a Newfie, but I could always be wrong.

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonkeith2832 nope Hims a dirty ol canuck.

    • @jasonkeith2832
      @jasonkeith2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@groowanderer But Newfoundland is part of Canada?

    • @groowanderer
      @groowanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jasonkeith2832 don't teach me. This is TH-cam and I am not here to accidentally learn something.

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@captaincouchpotato7374 wolverine is probably from grand prairie.

  • @The_Millipede_Man
    @The_Millipede_Man ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have my final Breadology exam soon, I’ll be sure to use this documentary for revision. Thank you Mr Bees

  • @GartouScape
    @GartouScape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    I work in a bread factory and can confirm all of the facts presented by Mr. Huggbees is correct. Some bread does, in fact, pay more for the spanking treatment. And i gotta say, this is ome of the kinkiest jobs ive ever had.

    • @bully_hunter_4206
      @bully_hunter_4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      How much does the hot dog dough pay to get spanked

    • @ReyMinusz
      @ReyMinusz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      true

    • @Dylan_Sterling
      @Dylan_Sterling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@bully_hunter_4206 $420.69

    • @justdroppingthings
      @justdroppingthings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I work for CNN and I can confirm that we fact checked every word said by Mr. Huggbees and I can confirm that everything he said was 100% accurate

    • @bully_hunter_4206
      @bully_hunter_4206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Dylan_Sterling fuck me thats expensive