Bowser's dice rolls: 4,5,8,2,2,2,(3,2),2,(5,1),8,4,3 Turn 6 was a cursed die, so if we don't count that, he got 49 total out of 13 dice rolls. The chance of getting 49 or less with 13 rolls is 1.62%.
Getting a 2 or lower 5 turns in a row is a 0.032% chance Even with the cursed die it's only 0.1% chance Including the 3 it's back to 0.0316% Three *hundredths* of a *singular* percent, that's fucking mental
For about two minutes, I thought I was having internet issues. Turns out the video was just paused. I'm saying this in the comments so I can be made an example of, like public execution, only self-inflicted.
I have these over the ear headphones that are TOO SENSITIVE and pause music or videos when they move too much and while it’s never stopped me for multiple minutes at a time I def can say that this happens to the best of us
11:23 actually if you queue as the same character as someone else it will have them change on your display to a random character and not tell you. For everyone else one of you is the character you picked and the other is some random based on port order
I spend everyday foaming at the mouth + frantically rocking back and forth until another Alpharad Platinum Ranked Mario Party video drops. Please help release me from this awful cycle by uploading another video today. ❤
I wonder if they take rank into account for matchmaking at all, and the only reason you’re “matching” with people closer to your rank is them arbitrarily making the cpus your rank client side
I randomly decided to track rolls, to have an idea of who was getting Slowpoke. Bowser was almost a 15 roll behind everyone else for most of this game. The moment it got the vault I knew it was over... It did get kind of close going into turn 10, bowser had an 11 point lead and Alpha rolled double 1s turn 10 and 11. Bowser was only 5 points ahead on the final turn but they rolled too high to possible win
These ranked Mario Party games have been the highlight of my day! The planning that goes into it to winning and just the background noise helps me study and stuff Hope the series will continue after you hit grandmaster!
Titling the video about how bad your teammates were, then losing the shape matching team game is the exact brand of cocky irony I've come to expect and love from this channel
Attempt 7: to clear up a couple misunderstandings for Jacob: 1) you do not have to go for the beef on platform peril. You can actually jump over the walls. If you like jumping for the beef. By all means. 2) Slappy-go-round isn’t solved. You can counter the react strategy by doing short jumps into last minute ground pound. The opponent cannot react fast enough. Actually the techs in this minigame are pretty cool. You can even air stall with ground pound
I don't think they know what a correct play is Slowpoke is the one bonus you have to forfeit/not try for movement is to good getting rid of two mushrooms for creepy dice is crazy
28:25 7, 7 51:28 This feels appropriate for a bowser board ok i change my guess to 7, 8 ok i change my guess to 3, 8. yo i got it right YOOO THE VAULT OPENED!! and for Bowser too lol
Don't underestimate the power of the star steal trap in pro rules, because even though the few turns make them unlikely to activate, buying the star steal traps makes it so NO ONE ELSE can buy the star steal traps, and makes the board safer for you, in addition to the chance to steal a star
goomba is such a plant here, watched the entire series up until this point havent ever felt 'oh that person is an alpharad platinum viewer' up until this exact goomba. does anyone get what i mean? it felt like they just KNEW something. im not sure what it was they knew but i had alarm bells going off
Fun Fact: The CPU Toad's name is 'ヨシ' which means 'Yoshi' but they're a Toad. What a liar.
no there is no ltsu, it means lets go instead of yoshi
Yeah but Yoshi is just a common japanese name
Did you know that Kat and Ana means Japanese Sword?
@@lenbrown627 im gonna keep believin its yoshi
no it means PartyPro15
gonna be a shame if this series ends after hitting grandmaster
unparalleled dinner entertainment
like actually
@@illybee3I'm either cooking or eating dinner while watching these fr
my wind-down bedtime videos
Yup, hope it continues :D
Bowser's dice rolls: 4,5,8,2,2,2,(3,2),2,(5,1),8,4,3
Turn 6 was a cursed die, so if we don't count that, he got 49 total out of 13 dice rolls. The chance of getting 49 or less with 13 rolls is 1.62%.
Poor fuckin guy
Getting a 2 or lower 5 turns in a row is a 0.032% chance
Even with the cursed die it's only 0.1% chance
Including the 3 it's back to 0.0316%
Three *hundredths* of a *singular* percent, that's fucking mental
Awesome celeste videos
4:45 goomba dash dancing into immediately dying goes kinda crazy
LOOOOL didnt even notice, the goomba was so based
For about two minutes, I thought I was having internet issues. Turns out the video was just paused. I'm saying this in the comments so I can be made an example of, like public execution, only self-inflicted.
happens to the best of us
@rundomrun "I know, I'm the best of us." - ESAM (Eric btw)
You deserve forgiveness
I have these over the ear headphones that are TOO SENSITIVE and pause music or videos when they move too much and while it’s never stopped me for multiple minutes at a time I def can say that this happens to the best of us
The Goomba had 0 Elo at the end, this was their introduction to competitive Mario Party LMAO
So the rest of us that are caught up loose quality content.. really bro.. skill issue..
Goomba tries his hardest.
I was cheering for that Goomba, what a wholesome guy
try's
@ ok happy now
@@butter_0021 yes bbg i'm ecstatic
33:15 the “i give up” afterwards is so funny to me💀
11:23 actually if you queue as the same character as someone else it will have them change on your display to a random character and not tell you. For everyone else one of you is the character you picked and the other is some random based on port order
He lost because he refused to gamble. Ironic. 99% of gamblers quit before they win big after all
I missed the 2nd channel Mario Party era ❤️
We're so back in the biggest of ways
30:30
if you steal coins from a boo player, boo will say it was “weird but fun”
I spend everyday foaming at the mouth + frantically rocking back and forth until another Alpharad Platinum Ranked Mario Party video drops. Please help release me from this awful cycle by uploading another video today. ❤
this goomba’s awesome, hope he wins
Spoiler he lost. D:
the poor yoshi having to carry bowser in the yoshi minigame
i’m gonna be in one of these lobbies eventually
Same
I wonder if they take rank into account for matchmaking at all, and the only reason you’re “matching” with people closer to your rank is them arbitrarily making the cpus your rank client side
I randomly decided to track rolls, to have an idea of who was getting Slowpoke. Bowser was almost a 15 roll behind everyone else for most of this game. The moment it got the vault I knew it was over...
It did get kind of close going into turn 10, bowser had an 11 point lead and Alpha rolled double 1s turn 10 and 11. Bowser was only 5 points ahead on the final turn but they rolled too high to possible win
hi jo(acob)! in the perilous platforms minigame you can just jump over the walls! so neo-ing around them is throwing! meta knowledge to win
it’s not throwing it’s being stylish ✨
he replied to an earlier comment stating "I will never not jump for the beef"
@@NottSayingok
Is it really throwing if you never fail and it may make the other people do worse seeing someone jump around the walls
@NottSaying Jacob Alpharadical would jump for the beef that makes sense. He's not a parkour noob afterall
36:04 It's a Bowser board thing. Normally he would take half, but on his home turf he gets to be more of an ass
"Look at the flowers" gave me war flashbacks 💀💀
GUYS THERE WAS NO UPLOAD THIS HOUR. ALPHARAD INFINITE FAILED THEIR YEAR-LONG CHALLENGE OF UPLOADING EVERY HOUR!!!
Japanese Toad’s name translates literally to Yoshi
technically, but Yoshi's actual name in Japanese is ヨッシー not ヨシ
Cannot believe out of anything you do, streaming included, "ranked" mario party has me subscribing
These ranked Mario Party games have been the highlight of my day! The planning that goes into it to winning and just the background noise helps me study and stuff
Hope the series will continue after you hit grandmaster!
SPOILERS!
Jr. losing to his dad by 8 steps :'(
Can't believe alpha is hard stuck
december ad revenue uploads are going great !!
This should be a series
sigh... if only. this being a standalone Super Mario Party Jamboree video really sucks!
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This... SHOULDN'T be a series!??? ...Said no one ever!
This has a very nice number of likes
I HOPE TO GOD YOU LEARNT THAT YOU CAN JUMP OVER THE BARRIERS IN PLATFORM PERIL OR I WILL BE PHYSICALLY HURT FROM WATCHING THIS VIDEO
Boy oh boy
Based on one of the replies in a past vid, I think he knows those barriers can be jumped over. Whether he can do it is a different question though..
I’m gonna say it that Goomba was not pretending to be wholesome that Goomba was a small child playing the funny Mario game
at least our goat B_Tiki_Vo the goomba didnt lose elo o7
The channel watermark on bottom right of the video is still from gold era, when will you guys realize it
They 100% know at this point
I’m afraid it’s another peak episode of Mario party
27:09 is it just me or does Wario say "Yeah baby"
It’s you, he actually says “Yyeah baby” with two letter Ys at the start of yyeah
Losing to the vault; at this point it feels like a sitcom
Titling the video about how bad your teammates were, then losing the shape matching team game is the exact brand of cocky irony I've come to expect and love from this channel
28:30
I’m feeling 62 for the gate code
Damn
No I think the gate code is "SUBSCRIBE" personally
I think this game was a great example of why slowpoke star is not good for pro rules.
50:56 "I wont fight you. But HE will" moment
1:03:57 you can't just say perchance
**Stomps a turty**
This is a series.
Road to Bronze coming soon
15:14 alpha, please jump over the walls in platform peril...
This would be sick as a series
Attempt 7: to clear up a couple misunderstandings for Jacob:
1) you do not have to go for the beef on platform peril. You can actually jump over the walls. If you like jumping for the beef. By all means.
2) Slappy-go-round isn’t solved. You can counter the react strategy by doing short jumps into last minute ground pound. The opponent cannot react fast enough. Actually the techs in this minigame are pretty cool. You can even air stall with ground pound
Apparently, he knows about the jumping over walls thing but will continue to jump for the beef.
Apparently he said he knows about the platform peril thing, he never said whether he could though
@@PACAD318did he say that on stream or a video?
The average joe: 🧌
The average Jo after making a Marina Discography tier list: 😎🥵🤩😼
The day alpharad realizes he can just jump over the pyramid during platform peril all his whimsi will be gone
The description is awesome
I don't think they know what a correct play is
Slowpoke is the one bonus you have to forfeit/not try for movement is to good
getting rid of two mushrooms for creepy dice is crazy
The only reason you stole fruit in the yoshi minigame was because goomba tackled toad out of the way
The better player won
Oh. Oh is this the game Jacob mentioned in a recent stream? Oh i cannot wait to watch this!
Thanks for keeping me company through food poisoning
cant believe jacob spoiled the ending to this episode in a live stream 😭 😭 😭
i'm a big partypro15 fan but i always root for goomba i can't support you this episode im sorry
You've made me obsessed with this game
At the end of the day, the better player won.
we eating good with this series
The more I see them play, the more I feel like I play way too simple.
This is awesome, should be a series
Incredible thumbnail
goomba deserves everything good
28:25 7, 7
51:28 This feels appropriate for a bowser board
ok i change my guess to 7, 8
ok i change my guess to 3, 8.
yo i got it right
YOOO THE VAULT OPENED!! and for Bowser too lol
Don't underestimate the power of the star steal trap in pro rules, because even though the few turns make them unlikely to activate, buying the star steal traps makes it so NO ONE ELSE can buy the star steal traps, and makes the board safer for you, in addition to the chance to steal a star
i think the gate code is 72!
I love this goomba
on platform peril you dont even need to do the neo jump at the end, you can literally just jump directly over the wall thing
did you know you can actually jump over the sandwiches in the minigame?
45:05 local man doesnt understand track lane staggers
Yooo more mario party we are eating well this week
chatroom im starting to think only characters without showdown minigames can start as AI
Okay start-of-video read is that Toad and Bowser are bots (Toad’s name just reads “Yoshi”)
Code is 97
that's rough buddy
Hopefully getting to grandmaster doesn't mean the end of this series (like how Suika Week continues on)
Radical teamwork
Please after this series do the koopathlon ranked I need more of this
Just look at the flowers jo
Not using yoshi to buy two stars was your downfall.
Wheres the next episode
fun fact if bowser rolled 10 in the last turn it will be 58 and not 51 so it’s a nope in the end
I'm still not over Alpha calling it the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Dice, never stop
BANGER THUMBNAIL
Tilt Queue Bowser
Sometimes i think if star steals can be used to dissuade others from a path. But too small to matter ig
5 for 5 baby
goomba is such a plant here, watched the entire series up until this point havent ever felt 'oh that person is an alpharad platinum viewer' up until this exact goomba. does anyone get what i mean? it felt like they just KNEW something. im not sure what it was they knew but i had alarm bells going off
I disagree. I think being a platinum watcher would at LEAST make you better at minigames than this Goomba.
Fun fact: You don’t have to do the jump at the end of platform peril, you can just jump over the wall 😂
I wish for the finale they just play superstars online
holy shit they upload so fast im havent even finished the last one
i cant believe you lost against goombaby
i think the brain off strategy is a viable one in ranked
Let’s GOOO WII BOWLING.
Unfortunatly I have seen Alpharads live stream. So I know what will happen
28:29 my guess is 25
I’m thinking it’s 68
I think it's 42
Poor Goomba 😭
Is this a series?
Hope my GOAT not washed today
Yeah, bots always look like they have your rank.