@TalorcMcAllan The former US president once thought, Belgium is one city and also said that Africa is a single country. True expert in whatever his field is 😉
As an American, I'm absolutely loving how many of my fellow Americans can't laugh at themselves. Especially since most of them would be all "calm down, it's just a joke!" if they told it.
@@pseudonayme7717 I had never heard of him until one time I saw him live when he was called up at last minute to fill in for Jo Brand who couldn't make it. He fell back on crowdwork, and even his crowdwork was brilliant... effortlessly ridiculing the audience. Similar style to DL Hughley.
@@maxwilliams1060 Huge corporation that sells everything at cut rates and pays their employees such low pay and so little benefits that most of them are dependent on the government for food assistance and medical assistance.... if they can get any help at all.
I love it when people take the piss out of Americans! As someone born and raised there I've been mocking their idiocy my whole life. It's pretty disturbing how many won't countenance the notion that they are disturbing to others. Patriotism isn't loyalty to the power structure, it's the courage to defy a power structure that isn't loyal to its people.
@Finn MickCool Are projection and irony big words too? You see I am not American and actually believe Trump is a fake president, but in your brainwashed arrogance, severe case of dunning kruger and overeagerness to virtue signal and "own da right wingers" you failed to consider that possibility. Awkward.
This man is a freaking prophet!!!! 😂😂😂 I was picking beans for dinner and I decided to watch comedy while I do it, then I hear this man say ''I'm talking to you, put down the beans...'' 😂😂😂😂
@@svenmacfadyen5860 lol! He wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary, he was just talking; so I had my phone on the kitchen counter next to the tray of beans I was picking, and I wasn't really looking at the screen.
I love how he says completely normal words 95% of the time but throws in little gems that makes it so funny. That's what the best comics do isn't it? Turn ordinary life on its head with one or two unexpected words in a sentence. I love Dylan. "They weigh as much as a photograph of themselves."
It is not just Americans, though. Read, "Our Culture: What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple. "The knife went in" be a typical way for stabbers to talk even in the UK, which I have read also contains some stupid people.
@@khymaaren That, and we all watch them on TV, as it's where much of it originates. I wish they saw us on TV as much, as Americans often don't know the rest of the world.
Charly85 well they did but they mostly all went to the north like New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Maine etc. here in the south it’s very rare to see them but up north you see a lot of them
Not really. People used to hate America because we started wars. Then we elected a president that was against war. Now people hate America for saying mean things.
Hmmm. I wonder why this is suddenly being recommended to everyone? (For future reference, this is the week American's actively tried to fight corona by yelling at it)
Things I've noticed from the comments. 1. People from the US confuse their country with a continent. 2. Some people are unaware that Dylan has an Irish, not British, accent. 3. Some people think that Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. 4. People from the U.S. don't have a sense of humour when the joke is on them.
Generalize much? As a US born citizen I am laughing at his observations with tears down my face. More so as one living in California. I won’t bother with your other assertions but at least you said “some” in 2 and 3.
@@AndreaMoore-Emmett You're right, people from the US wouldn't conflate their country with a continent, they don't even know the etymological difference.
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” -Isaac Asimov
@@CalebCrazyVampire The comic captured the nuance of American apathy and world knowledge and how desensitized many of us are to the realities of the world.
@@adamrest7428 Yep, and far more drone strikes were carried out under Trump’s administration than Obama’s. Plus the numbers were purposefully hidden under Trump after his first year.
He is such a good stand up comedian- his delivery is so smooth and well timed he makes it look easy, as anyone who has even told a joke (let alone tried stand up comedy) knows- it's not that easy to be funny, especially with orginality.
2020 version of this joke “and he got there, by... firing people. most people avoid firing people unless we absolutely have to, but this guy he went and he fired people and told the people on tv watching, ‘look at me im the best at firing people’ and they gave him the position”
Ester Grant - And did he not follow through on his 'promise' and spend four years firing and replacing staff, which he then fired and replaced, and fired and replaced, and...? It was pretty much the only thing you could count on.
I'm not offended. I feel sad for the death of British comedy. You can't have any nice things with leftists around. Be careful what you say online the British police will come arrest you. I'd rather have free speech than free healthcare.
When I was at Terazin in Czech Republic doing a solemn tour of the ghetto camp, this American couple stole the mood completely when the wife grabbed her husband's arm and exclaimed 'Oh my gawd Bob, Bob you know what this place reminds me of? Hogan's Heroes!' What can I say folks...
When I visited the Alhambra in Granada (Spain, US folks!), with its incredible mosaic and geometric ceilings and walls, the two American ladies in front of me responded "Gee, isn't that a pretty ceiling!" then "You wouldn't want that at home, though, a nightmare to keep clean!"
I understand that they might sometimes be trying to be very polite but somehow they almost always break the mood. Do they ever wonder why everyone looks at them or for some reason they are always the loudest? Sometimes you do meet some very nice ones.
As an American here as well just now seeing this (for the 4th time actually haha).... YES! He NAILS IT! Absolutely nails it! Doesn't help I was always a Dylan fan :D
ahh yes...25 years ago I worked for Disney World in Orlando. We always used to say that our American guests would leave their brains at the ticket office. The amount of inane questions we got asked, amazing!
Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. Considerably more than 50% of us voted against Trump. So we’re not all stupid. I can’t speak for the rest of the Americans who voted for him. I will never understand what Trump supporters see in him. Blame the Founding Fathers for the damned Electoral College.
Black books is one of the greatest series ever made by anyone. Loved it. And once you watch his shows the amazing part is you realise that he's only 50% acting in that series.
Why is that man being one of better choices bad? No matter how you look at it, you can't look down on a man who has achieved so much just by himself. Maybe his accent is funny but he is not a stupid man.
I have to agree with almost everything he said. However, Schwarzenegger may have been elected due to name recognition, but in reality he is a very intelligent man.
I mean, it's terrible but I feel like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a better president than who we actually elected in 2016.
@@Mandil Elect him again for laughs and see what happens this time. On another note, when you actually listen to Arnold you'd be notice he's no idiot. At all.
Carlton Gannett President Camacho : Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. Congressman #1 : Break it down, Camacho! President Camacho : Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING
You are the man. I dont know if you are related ,but, to me you are the best since Dave Allen, another brilliant Irish comedian who like most good Irishmen i ever knew ,laughed at life ,the feckin church,and,just about everything else in the world. I had the pleasure of drinking,and learning how to drink,with some of the best people i ever met in my life. Men who worked for Shanks and McCewans, Tarmac ,road company,they would troop into the pub,black as crows after god how many hours behind a (A feckin warm auld Barber Green ) sink 4or 5 pints of guinness,go home have a wash,turn up an hour or so later,swallow another 5 or 6 pints,and still have the Craik,or Crack whatever way you spell it.They very rarely had a bad word between them,sure enough they fell out now and again,but all they seemed to do was take the mickey out of each other ,behind one anothers back. Needless to say that was always funny as well. Anyway, i have diversified enough,hopefully if you have any tours in the United of the Kingdom ,or the Domkings fo teh Teduni,s ,i willmake a point of coming to one of your gigs All the Best From an. X British Coloniest Soldier L. O.L. May you be in heaven,a good half hour,before the Devil knows your dead
@@Lynnefromlyn 4 months later Covid and stupidity said No! What vaccinate against something to save your life and wear a mask! That’s the mark of the beast! And Arnhem bless his heart has become the voice of reason 🤩😱
I was born in the U.S.A. in the 1950's, post WWII, into an American culture that taught me that Americans were exceptional. At this time in my life, every time I meet an individual that emigrated from a developed country into America, I always ask them what they thought about the average American citizens intelligence, they usually state that they were dumbfounded by the staggering ignorance of our population, except when it comes to celebrities! Most of these émigrés are multilingual and are well schooled in history, math, science, and are able produce an elegant and coherent verbal response to my question, even if English is not there primary language. Most Americans today, grew up in an "air conditioned cocoon", replete with wealth and hyper-consumerism as there culture, always looking to "purchase a sense of self" through externalism, emulating only what they perceive as: unique, attractive, and desirable. Americans have definitely devolved into a culture of "won't you look at my appearance, wealth and stature", and this mindset was definitely exacerbated by the advent of the internet and the smartphone! Sadly, most Americans are never involved in personal "introspection, contemplation, analysis, logic, skepticism etc.", and most are definitely NOT seeking the true meaning of being alive, only "I love the way a new car smells"!
Oh do you mean like the one about the enigma code breaking machine with John Bon Jovi where the British who did the business suddenly became Americans?
I think when it came to Arnie, people liked having a kind of Hercules. For Donald Trump, I didn't expect it, but apparently some prefer a kind of Donald Duck to Hercules. Americans, would you say it's possible cartoons have influenced your politics a wee bit?
what people dont understand is that americas media is as corrupted as north korea and china. its just more subversive and less overt. the majority of american people are ignorant by design and any attempt at forming bonds that dont drive the corporate state are drowned out or worse. hope that helps, the people in gov dont listen to the people left or right. thats why they push identity politics and attack everyone. there is no reasonable discussion nor integrity in our media and i dare say govt.
Don't forget Regan, he was an untalented actor in western films, and my grandparents who grew up watching all that racist revisionist crap voted the guy in along with more than half the people in the country. Fancied himself a rather splendid autodidact-economist. The economy disagreed.
What people liked about Arnold is that he told them things they didn't want to hear. He came right out and said this, this, and this need to be fixed and here's how we're going to do it. And he actually did it. And then, like Cincinnatus, he went back to his farm...
I went to Orlando a few years ago, first and last time in America, for two weeks, had a nice time but by day 10 I'd had enough and had a new found love and respect for my little northern working class corner of England. Also i reeeeeeeealky fucking hate when Americans do that 'im Irish' thing, no, you're not, My Grandmother was from Poland, doesn't make me Polish.
Marko Rollo - Yeah, that's a thing they inherited from mom and dad, who were the children of people who immigrated from the old country. It's a matter of perspective - remember, the US is a very young country. We're less than 250 years old. You're English - compare that to YOUR country. Families in your country go back over a thousand years. Here in the US, back in the day, when immigrants arrived, everybody was Polish, or German, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese, or Mexican...you name it. FGS, when I was a kid not all that long ago, we got to know each other with the question "What nationality are you?" And you were Polish, or German, or French, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese or whatever. Even if you were born here. Even if your parents were. There are still neighborhoods in many of the older US cities that are Polish or German or (fill in the blank), although most who have been here for two or three generations have intermarried and moved on from identifying that way, although even now some still do. We just aren't old enough as a country to have forgotten our antecedents. And as each new wave of immigrants arrive, they go thru the same process. But remember, NONE us can trace our US ancestry back further than 250 years, because the US didn't exist before that.
don't know why that guy gets so much attention. watched one show... and realized he's dumb as a box of hammers and pretends to put himself in "the golden middle".
We live with people who believe in “alternative facts”. Those facts are simply their preference for anything that supports their stupidity. I actually have neighbor to either side who teach their children the earth is fecking flat and big foot is real. My husband and I call them the flat-squatchers.
Greetings from New Zealand. I’ve come across 8 Americans in my life as either school mates, at Uni and in my very long IT career and sad to say everyone of them was supremely thick. Interesting...
@J P are you really that insecure where some kiwi calling 8 random yanks, that you dont even know, dim witted, equals some personal attack against you?
@J P you misunderstood what i wrote, i wasnt saying YOU were the bigot, but rather that you seemed to have taken what the OP wrote seriously. and if you, with all your heart believed, that what you wrote was just a joke, instead ov some defensive thing, then by all means continue to believe that, because i aint gonna argue humour lol gudday to ya
He didn't just win Californians over but the entire Universe seven times! And the best/worst action 1 liners. Truthfully scholars will never know what he was actually saying but he tried dammit.
To answer his question...Gray Davis was Arnold Schwarzenegger 's predecessor, and he was horrendous! We were continually without power and car registration costs tripled under Davis. Arnold was actually a step up, and he did the job for free.
This is relevant today. As many here have noted, we are in the same situation. Too many ignorant people out there thinking they know it all and causing more harm than good.
That's it!!! I've been searching for the descriptor "Americans somehow divorced from reality" to describe some of the attitudes we exhibit for years. Unfortunately, being divorced from reality, I needed an insightful Irishman to verbalize it.
My own personal experience of Americans: 1. Do they speak American in England? 2. Kansas man asks if he needs a passport to visit NYC. 3. Some think Canada is a US State 4. American kid expelled from an Australian school when family refuses to buy school uniform 5. Whats an espresso coffee? 6. Who is the Republican leader in Australia? 7. Whats a pay wave card?
American who travels the world (for work) regularly, he's right on the money. He's also terribly underrated in general. Look for all his specials, all great
![American reacts to How Stupid are Americans? [part 1]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-PA34wSTf44/mqdefault.jpg)
Well whenever people assume it cannot go any more stupid, America goes, hold my beer.
"hold my beer" - America
@TalorcMcAllan The former US president once thought, Belgium is one city and also said that Africa is a single country. True expert in whatever his field is 😉
Bingo, I've lived here for 24 years. Calling Americans stupid is an understatement
Give us Americans a chance, there are new lows that even we haven't been able to reach yet.
@@ulaper6465 except that Europeans are even stupider
As an American, I'm absolutely loving how many of my fellow Americans can't laugh at themselves. Especially since most of them would be all "calm down, it's just a joke!" if they told it.
@@Onora619 It’s interesting how Europeans can’t laugh at themselves.
If only we all knew just how bad it would get....
15 years later, if anything has changed it's that he's even more right.
I wonder if he ever bombed? He's so effortlessly great it seems unlikely but, they say all stand-ups have bombed at times 🤔
@@pseudonayme7717 I had never heard of him until one time I saw him live when he was called up at last minute to fill in for Jo Brand who couldn't make it. He fell back on crowdwork, and even his crowdwork was brilliant... effortlessly ridiculing the audience. Similar style to DL Hughley.
It got MORE stupid.
15 years later he's back on the sauce and so drunk that he cant even speak on stage let alone stand up.
As an American I have to say... he's not wrong. It's 2022. 'Nuff said.
As an American... I couldn't agree more. Stupid starts at the top and trickles all the way down to the aisles of Walmart.
you American has been stay strong from previous century, why would you let down your empire like this? it's just petty and painfull to watch
Is that how 'trickle down' politics work?
@@janisthompson9801 unfortunately, the politics still work too often for the GOP and their failed theory.
Funny thing is we don't know what Walmarts are! Sounds similar to our Tesco.
@@maxwilliams1060 Huge corporation that sells everything at cut rates and pays their employees such low pay and so little benefits that most of them are dependent on the government for food assistance and medical assistance.... if they can get any help at all.
"Now you and me, we avoid lifting things, it's unpleasant" the way he said it just made me laugh so much!
especially heavy things!
I love it when people take the piss out of Americans! As someone born and raised there I've been mocking their idiocy my whole life. It's pretty disturbing how many won't countenance the notion that they are disturbing to others. Patriotism isn't loyalty to the power structure, it's the courage to defy a power structure that isn't loyal to its people.
Yeah, if you were born and raised there, you'd know that that's a generalization that can apply to anywhere in the world
What really gets me about the Yanks is that crazy health system of theirs. And they actually accept it and think it's good.
Yeah you and many other people were also taught by the media to hate themselves. It's a pretty sad and pathetic thing to watch, like cuckhold porn.
@Finn MickCool Are projection and irony big words too? You see I am not American and actually believe Trump is a fake president, but in your brainwashed arrogance, severe case of dunning kruger and overeagerness to virtue signal and "own da right wingers" you failed to consider that possibility. Awkward.
@Finn MickCool there you go projecting again, thanks for proving my point haha. Unfortunately for you no one cares what "you think"
This man is a freaking prophet!!!! 😂😂😂 I was picking beans for dinner and I decided to watch comedy while I do it, then I hear this man say ''I'm talking to you, put down the beans...'' 😂😂😂😂
I want to know how you picked beans and watched this at the same time.
@@svenmacfadyen5860 lol! He wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary, he was just talking; so I had my phone on the kitchen counter next to the tray of beans I was picking, and I wasn't really looking at the screen.
@@The7thAdam when I think of "picking beans," I think of walking through a garden, picking beans. Sorry, was trying to imagine you doing that.
@@svenmacfadyen5860 I figured! Lol.
Hahahahaha
I love how he says completely normal words 95% of the time but throws in little gems that makes it so funny. That's what the best comics do isn't it? Turn ordinary life on its head with one or two unexpected words in a sentence. I love Dylan. "They weigh as much as a photograph of themselves."
That's a quality I love to see in writers as well.
It's why I've been a fan of his work for years.
They sounded like normal words to me. Am I missing something?
This is the closest I've come to laughing in years. I'm in SSRI withdrawal, so that may be why, though.
"Walking around like they can't carry the teeth I'm their head", genius
As an American, I should be VERY insulted by this... if it weren't true.
You can't take offence from an Irishmen they've been fuck'd over too many times themselves. lol
It is not just Americans, though. Read, "Our Culture: What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple. "The knife went in" be a typical way for stabbers to talk even in the UK, which I have read also contains some stupid people.
I don't think your stupidest have anything on what other countries have to offer, but they do seem to have the tendency to be louder than anyone...
@@khymaaren That, and we all watch them on TV, as it's where much of it originates. I wish they saw us on TV as much, as Americans often don't know the rest of the world.
Charly85 well they did but they mostly all went to the north like New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Maine etc. here in the south it’s very rare to see them but up north you see a lot of them
Considering what's happening... this aged well.
Even more so now
Very little comedy about the united states doesn't.
NOW it's aged well...
@@M22340 wow it’s aged EVEN better!
Not really. People used to hate America because we started wars. Then we elected a president that was against war. Now people hate America for saying mean things.
This guy paints some of the best pictures with words "Granny has mixed feelings about the situation
...Sunday dinner continues!"!!!
“ ... Al Pacino from China via Brooklyn ...” 😂
He needs to do a 2020 update. Things haven’t improved a helluva lot.
If things didn't improve that much, what would an update be good for since nothing has changed?
It's hard to satire the absurd.
I assumed it was recent.
I feel like his act would be “ It’s fucked, they’re all fucked, I’m going home now bye.”
Think you mean things degraded rapidly and show no signs of slowing down.
Hmmm. I wonder why this is suddenly being recommended to everyone?
(For future reference, this is the week American's actively tried to fight corona by yelling at it)
Kevtb87 and gun sales went up 38% in a week
Praying it away didn’t work so why not.
@@colledge9627 Apparently our next plan is to shoot the virus. :/
Theres no beating stupidity except with Death..
The UK has been pretending to be useful by clapping, so it's certainly going around.
Things I've noticed from the comments.
1. People from the US confuse their country with a continent.
2. Some people are unaware that Dylan has an Irish, not British, accent.
3. Some people think that Ireland is part of the United Kingdom.
4. People from the U.S. don't have a sense of humour when the joke is on them.
Generalize much? As a US born citizen I am laughing at his observations with tears down my face. More so as one living in California. I won’t bother with your other assertions but at least you said “some” in 2 and 3.
No one likes Americans in USA and they need to know we do not see them as leaders of the free world
@@AndreaMoore-Emmett You're right, people from the US wouldn't conflate their country with a continent, they don't even know the etymological difference.
I spent most of my youth wishing I was born in the USA. 30+ years later, I'm soooo relieved I wasn't.
Really, I wish I were born here….
America is the last stronghold of true freedom in the world. If you don’t like it then gtfo we don’t need you voting away our freedoms liberal
@@wifi961 What are you talking about? Stop wishing nonsense.
@@Tzreoaor 😂😂😂 tit.
As a generation Xer I agree with you SO much.
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
-Isaac Asimov
Me, an American: Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
James Acaster reference?
@@CalebCrazyVampire The comic captured the nuance of American apathy and world knowledge and how desensitized many of us are to the realities of the world.
Haha they build a Starbucks around them! What a brilliant line!
And not inaccurate either lol
Mate fuck starbucks never brought an overpriced beverage there and I never will.
Well, the coffee is so terrible that it becomes just as effective as the Coast Guard.
Well, this was filmed in 2006, before we knew that in reality they just drone bomb those people.
@@adamrest7428
Yep, and far more drone strikes were carried out under Trump’s administration than Obama’s. Plus the numbers were purposefully hidden under Trump after his first year.
American here. This aged like fine wine. A toast to Dylan!
He is such a good stand up comedian- his delivery is so smooth and well timed he makes it look easy, as anyone who has even told a joke (let alone tried stand up comedy) knows- it's not that easy to be funny, especially with orginality.
I'm crying so hard... from laughter.
Thank you, Dylan Moran for bringing sunshine into my heart.
"Arnold Schwarzeneger is the governor of california... there's a perfectly ordinary english sentence" BRILLIANT
That's not what he said.
@@jamesbutler6253 corrected, jeez
What does it mean? That this sentence actually contains a lot of non-english words?
I would LOVE to see Arnold's reaction to that :D I bet he'd have a good laugh as well.
Yes, absolutely; Arnold has a great sense of humor
2020 version of this joke “and he got there, by... firing people. most people avoid firing people unless we absolutely have to, but this guy he went and he fired people and told the people on tv watching, ‘look at me im the best at firing people’ and they gave him the position”
Priceless! lol
Ester Grant - And did he not follow through on his 'promise' and spend four years firing and replacing staff, which he then fired and replaced, and fired and replaced, and...? It was pretty much the only thing you could count on.
"... apart from everything they've done..."
Dylan is sharper than a bin full of rasors.
He's as sharp as play-doh, but he's a comedian, not a genius.
And to think this is from 2006. Things have gone downhill since then. lmao
Razors. Just what is talking about. Sheesh.
TRUE!
So true. As an American born here then raised in Ireland then moved back here I totally agree with you mate.
The irony is that the only Americans who can be offended by this are the very people he is speaking about.
I'm not offended. I feel sad for the death of British comedy. You can't have any nice things with leftists around. Be careful what you say online the British police will come arrest you. I'd rather have free speech than free healthcare.
@@Dragon-Believer Spoken like a true American.
Toodle pip.
@@Dragon-Believer Last time I checked, England had both!
@@Dragon-Believer He's not British, he's Irish. Irish comedy is alive and well.
@@Dragon-Believer This is not British comedy, you fool. Were you being sarcastic perhaps?
You must see him in “Black Books”. A TV series. Possibly but not sure from the early thousands. He is brilliant.
When I was at Terazin in Czech Republic doing a solemn tour of the ghetto camp, this American couple stole the mood completely when the wife grabbed her husband's arm and exclaimed 'Oh my gawd Bob, Bob you know what this place reminds me of? Hogan's Heroes!' What can I say folks...
You can start by stopping your false narratives.
When I visited the Alhambra in Granada (Spain, US folks!), with its incredible mosaic and geometric ceilings and walls, the two American ladies in front of me responded "Gee, isn't that a pretty ceiling!" then "You wouldn't want that at home, though, a nightmare to keep clean!"
@@Rorkazak ??? where exactly is the false narrative?
I had to google it... I wish I fucking hadn't
I understand that they might sometimes be trying to be very polite but somehow they almost always break the mood. Do they ever wonder why everyone looks at them or for some reason they are always the loudest? Sometimes you do meet some very nice ones.
“Divorced from reality” I’m using that now
Isn't this a fairly standard expression?
As true as it was 6 months ago.... it's even more true today - and I fear it will be even MORE true 6 months from now. We're luging down the toilet.
@@raitisvein I think the usual expression is "detached from reality"
@Ric Hicks that is very close to the Adam Savage (of MythBusters fame) quote: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
I also like cognitive blind spots
This aged too well. It's really depressing.
As an American here as well just now seeing this (for the 4th time actually haha).... YES! He NAILS IT! Absolutely nails it! Doesn't help I was always a Dylan fan :D
ahh yes...25 years ago I worked for Disney World in Orlando. We always used to say that our American guests would leave their brains at the ticket office. The amount of inane questions we got asked, amazing!
This is somehow even funnier now that America has been really showing its ass for the last couple months (and I say this as an American.)
Months?
@@hoodyboody more like decades
COUPLE OF MONTHS!??
Months?
Governors?
You should see the people they choose for their Presidents!
You should see the people that choose their president.
Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. Considerably more than 50% of us voted against Trump. So we’re not all stupid. I can’t speak for the rest of the Americans who voted for him. I will never understand what Trump supporters see in him. Blame the Founding Fathers for the damned Electoral College.
I'm an American. I did not vote for that imbecile orange turd!!! I still can't believe he's the President.
@@eskimberly7424 I didn't vote for that imbecile.
gavsmith1980 yebbut.... Johnson’? We have our own kinda stupid here in the UK.
I love how near the beginning, it sounds like someone is retching directly after he says "America" for the first time.
As an American, this is true and funny 😄
Clever intellectual comedy stands the test of Time.
this guy is such a brilliant comedy genius
He got to that position by lifting things 🤣🤣
The Starbucks joke was awesome
Black books is one of the greatest series ever made by anyone. Loved it. And once you watch his shows the amazing part is you realise that he's only 50% acting in that series.
HA! Little did he know Schwarzenegger would be one of the better celebrity choices....please help us! I'm not joking.
unfortunately there is no help for America anymore. you are doomed
@@gerarduspoppel2831 I am pretty certain you made a mistake, it should read 'fortunately'.
@@nvstewart nope. Unfortunately, that is not a clerical error.
Carolyn Wilson 🤣🤣👏🏼
Why is that man being one of better choices bad? No matter how you look at it, you can't look down on a man who has achieved so much just by himself. Maybe his accent is funny but he is not a stupid man.
I think this guy would be THE BEST drinking partner! Oh my god, funniest gentlemen I’ve heard in a while.
you should watch black books.
@@Toshiro_Mifune Especially the one where Bill Bailey gets locked in the shop overnight ! 😂😂😂
@@carriered4715 "are they leather-bound pounds?"
Don't try his home-made wine.
Well, he did stop drinking in more recent years. Probably good for his health.
I have to agree with almost everything he said.
However, Schwarzenegger may have been elected due to name recognition, but in reality he is a very intelligent man.
I mean, it's terrible but I feel like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a better president than who we actually elected in 2016.
@@Mandil Elect him again for laughs and see what happens this time.
On another note, when you actually listen to Arnold you'd be notice he's no idiot. At all.
He does seem very intelligent in interviews. And, his politics aside, I understand he was generally liked as governor.
Carlton Gannett President Camacho : Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
Congressman #1 : Break it down, Camacho!
President Camacho : Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING
Yeah but I live in Alabama. A california republican would be worlds better than what we get out here.
Where do you live?
American adult: yesterday
You are the man. I dont know if you are related ,but, to me you are the best since Dave Allen, another brilliant Irish comedian who like most good Irishmen i ever knew ,laughed at life ,the feckin church,and,just about everything else in the world. I had the pleasure of drinking,and learning how to drink,with some of the best people i ever met in my life. Men who worked for Shanks and McCewans, Tarmac ,road company,they would troop into the pub,black as crows after god how many hours behind a (A feckin warm auld Barber Green ) sink 4or 5 pints of guinness,go home have a wash,turn up an hour or so later,swallow another 5 or 6 pints,and still have the Craik,or Crack whatever way you spell it.They very rarely had a bad word between them,sure enough they fell out now and again,but all they seemed to do was take the mickey out of each other ,behind one anothers back. Needless to say that was always funny as well.
Anyway, i have diversified enough,hopefully if you have any tours in the United of the Kingdom ,or the Domkings fo teh Teduni,s ,i willmake a point of coming to one of your gigs
All the Best From an. X British Coloniest Soldier L. O.L. May you be in heaven,a good half hour,before the Devil knows your dead
Oh my gosh, 🆘 I live in America. Somebody come rescue me. It’s hell here. Devil and his cronies running rampant.
What? Your in hell?
Agree 100%! I'm thinking of trying to sneak into Canada, or Mexico.
@@marygibbons2263 ---- Just swap places with the people that want to get out of Canada or Mexico.
One year later... the Orange Toddler has been voted out well and truly and something near normal is happening.
@@Lynnefromlyn 4 months later Covid and stupidity said No!
What vaccinate against something to save your life and wear a mask! That’s the mark of the beast!
And Arnhem bless his heart has become the voice of reason 🤩😱
The funniest man alive in my opinion. Black Books, The IT Crowd, The Young Ones...in that order. For me anyway.
@Father Jack Hackett oh! What a complete bastard I am to leave out Ab Fab! (RIP Rik Mayall. The funniest man no longer with us)
@Jesus Christ indeed he was...
Zbiggie So Gervais is a twat.
The I.T crowd? You mean Chris O Dowd right? Completely different person haha
@@hanson185 no dude...i was just listing my favorite shows. I know he wasnt on the IT crowd. He also wasnt in The Young Ones
I was born in the U.S.A. in the 1950's, post WWII, into an American culture that taught me that Americans were exceptional. At this time in my life, every time I meet an individual that emigrated from a developed country into America, I always ask them what they thought about the average American citizens intelligence, they usually state that they were dumbfounded by the staggering ignorance of our population, except when it comes to celebrities! Most of these émigrés are multilingual and are well schooled in history, math, science, and are able produce an elegant and coherent verbal response to my question, even if English is not there primary language. Most Americans today, grew up in an "air conditioned cocoon", replete with wealth and hyper-consumerism as there culture, always looking to "purchase a sense of self" through externalism, emulating only what they perceive as: unique, attractive, and desirable. Americans have definitely devolved into a culture of "won't you look at my appearance, wealth and stature", and this mindset was definitely exacerbated by the advent of the internet and the smartphone! Sadly, most Americans are never involved in personal "introspection, contemplation, analysis, logic, skepticism etc.", and most are definitely NOT seeking the true meaning of being alive, only "I love the way a new car smells"!
Dear Hollywood,
From now on, you are no longer allowed to make movies where America saved the world.
Truly yours,
The World
Exactly 😂. Hollywood is misreprenting America so badly
😂😂😂😂
Oh do you mean like the one about the enigma code breaking machine with John Bon Jovi where the British who did the business suddenly became Americans?
@J B Karen got her feelings hurt
It was the Russians who defeated the Nazis. People in Europe know that.
Man, I want so much to see a piece with this guy regarding recent events from 2020.
OMG, and even more so from 2022...it seems to be getting worse exponentially.
Who wants to bet that the nearly thousand people who gave this a thumbs down are American? 🤣🤣🤣
There are so many angry ones in the comments 😄
Shaun of the Dead is still one of the best zombie movies and comedies ever made. Thank you.
@@erdelegy Yes. Played against type. Spoiler, he's destroyed by zombies.
I think when it came to Arnie, people liked having a kind of Hercules. For Donald Trump, I didn't expect it, but apparently some prefer a kind of Donald Duck to Hercules.
Americans, would you say it's possible cartoons have influenced your politics a wee bit?
what people dont understand is that americas media is as corrupted as north korea and china. its just more subversive and less overt. the majority of american people are ignorant by design and any attempt at forming bonds that dont drive the corporate state are drowned out or worse.
hope that helps, the people in gov dont listen to the people left or right.
thats why they push identity politics and attack everyone. there is no reasonable discussion nor integrity in our media and i dare say govt.
Don't forget Regan, he was an untalented actor in western films, and my grandparents who grew up watching all that racist revisionist crap voted the guy in along with more than half the people in the country. Fancied himself a rather splendid autodidact-economist. The economy disagreed.
What people liked about Arnold is that he told them things they didn't want to hear. He came right out and said this, this, and this need to be fixed and here's how we're going to do it. And he actually did it. And then, like Cincinnatus, he went back to his farm...
To be fair, Hercules originated from Greek mythos, Disney just figured they'd make an animated film out of it
@@JargonMadjin What's the American awareness of Heracles among those without tvs? Just curious.
You're not wrong of course.
the TH-cam algorithm seems to think a whole lot of comedy around this topic is growing increasingly relevant.
always has been
I went to Orlando a few years ago, first and last time in America, for two weeks, had a nice time but by day 10 I'd had enough and had a new found love and respect for my little northern working class corner of England. Also i reeeeeeeealky fucking hate when Americans do that 'im Irish' thing, no, you're not, My Grandmother was from Poland, doesn't make me Polish.
Marko Rollo - Yeah, that's a thing they inherited from mom and dad, who were the children of people who immigrated from the old country. It's a matter of perspective - remember, the US is a very young country. We're less than 250 years old. You're English - compare that to YOUR country. Families in your country go back over a thousand years.
Here in the US, back in the day, when immigrants arrived, everybody was Polish, or German, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese, or Mexican...you name it. FGS, when I was a kid not all that long ago, we got to know each other with the question "What nationality are you?" And you were Polish, or German, or French, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese or whatever. Even if you were born here. Even if your parents were. There are still neighborhoods in many of the older US cities that are Polish or German or (fill in the blank), although most who have been here for two or three generations have intermarried and moved on from identifying that way, although even now some still do. We just aren't old enough as a country to have forgotten our antecedents. And as each new wave of immigrants arrive, they go thru the same process. But remember, NONE us can trace our US ancestry back further than 250 years, because the US didn't exist before that.
According to Joe Rogan stand up comedy is a uniquely American thing. The irony being he said it.
don't know why that guy gets so much attention. watched one show... and realized he's dumb as a box of hammers and pretends to put himself in "the golden middle".
@@thomasneal9291 You are 100% correct. He is a naturally occurring thick fluke. Only human nature that he should believe his own hype I suppose!
What language did Rogan use when saying this?
Honestly Dylan is really handsome
Like..REALLY handsome
Like.........totally! 😎
@@clairecarlia-jones1159 yes he is!!
Oh Dylan 💕 we need more of you
Yeah I’m an American. And I love my country-but he’s right lol
Oh dear, my side hurts from laughing too hard. I love my country, but I can't deny anything he said about us. 😂🤣🤣
' it sounds a little divorced from reality'
It sounds like the movie idiocracy (saying this as an American).
"divorced from reality", got me with this one. perfectly put up...
We live with people who believe in “alternative facts”. Those facts are simply their preference for anything that supports their stupidity. I actually have neighbor to either side who teach their children the earth is fecking flat and big foot is real. My husband and I call them the flat-squatchers.
Generously portioned is one of the nicer things a European has said about us.
Greetings from New Zealand. I’ve come across 8 Americans in my life as either school mates, at Uni and in my very long IT career and sad to say everyone of them was supremely thick. Interesting...
J P didn’t say 330,000,000. I said everyone of the the 8 I had met.
@J P are you really that insecure where some kiwi calling 8 random yanks, that you dont even know, dim witted, equals some personal attack against you?
@J P if you say so mate lol comes off that way though when you try to turn a pretty obvious jab into a bigoted statement using said statistics.
@J P you misunderstood what i wrote, i wasnt saying YOU were the bigot, but rather that you seemed to have taken what the OP wrote seriously.
and if you, with all your heart believed, that what you wrote was just a joke, instead ov some defensive thing, then by all means continue to believe that, because i aint gonna argue humour lol gudday to ya
You've got to admit Schwarzenegger lifted heavy things really, really well
He didn't just win Californians over but the entire Universe seven times! And the best/worst action 1 liners. Truthfully scholars will never know what he was actually saying but he tried dammit.
To answer his question...Gray Davis was Arnold Schwarzenegger 's predecessor, and he was horrendous! We were continually without power and car registration costs tripled under Davis. Arnold was actually a step up, and he did the job for free.
Thanks for putting this one into context.
One part of many parts of Dylan’s humour is the contrast between advanced English and profanity
I love how roughly 15 years later people are still responding to this as if it's a political debate...... It's a fucking joke, end of.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’m American & IDGAF THIS IS PURE GOLD…!!!
If you can’t laugh at yourself and enjoy the comedy then you’re just lame…
you see them in museums, blocking up the exhibits going, "what is this, can we eat it?"
didn't know this guy, but love it... Great delivery, and if you listen carefully, there's a bit of Eddie Izzard in there..
He should update this. Arnold is the wise old statesman compared to the real dumb goon in charge now
Arnold is European!!
“I’m talking to you...put down the beans!” How appropriate. How stupid.
This is relevant today. As many here have noted, we are in the same situation. Too many ignorant people out there thinking they know it all and causing more harm than good.
As an American, I approve of this message! Love to get an outsider's view of our craziness.
Saw Dylan on his Grumbling Mustard tour...just brilliant!!!
My thoughts on America EXACTLY!! 🤣🤣
very good...............his cameo as a shoplifter in Notting Hill was legendary!
The greatest Comedian Ireland has ever produced
That's not a high bar ey? 🤣🤣🤣
@@innerdescent8210 have you any suggestions?
Comedians. Freedom of speech. Great.
At this point im surprised america is still considered a country and not a Zoo 😂
My absolute favourite comic
He reminds me of a cross between Dudley Moore and Eddie Izzard...
Less makeup and heels.
notice I didn't say to whom I was referring...
;-)
100% less british than them too ;)
True
That's it!!!
I've been searching for the descriptor "Americans somehow divorced from reality" to describe some of the attitudes we exhibit for years.
Unfortunately, being divorced from reality, I needed an insightful Irishman to verbalize it.
The guy barfing the first time Dylan mentioned ‘America’ made my day
It’s very funny! Had me in stitches
Haha, that's the "Valley Girl" speak coupled with stoner that can't get it together.
His death in Shaun of the Dead was brilliant!
Sorry I can't stop thinking about that movie with this guy speekin'!
Love how he throws in funny little gems in everything he says and he's cute as hell also
One of my favorite bits of all time!!
Comedian: Americans
The World: *hysterical laughter*
🤣
My own personal experience of Americans:
1. Do they speak American in England?
2. Kansas man asks if he needs a passport to visit NYC.
3. Some think Canada is a US State
4. American kid expelled from an Australian school when family refuses to buy school uniform
5. Whats an espresso coffee?
6. Who is the Republican leader in Australia?
7. Whats a pay wave card?
Dylan Moran is a national treasure.
Does he have to be? Why can't he just be an amazing comedian? Does he belong to the state?
Does he have to be? Why can't he just be an amazing comedian? Does he belong to the state?
@@Globe14 Jesus wept.
American who travels the world (for work) regularly, he's right on the money. He's also terribly underrated in general. Look for all his specials, all great
the funniest thing about this, is its true ! We are laughing at the truth hahaha
2006. So George "How do you like me now?" Bush. The only man who's glad trump got in because it's made him look like a genius by comparison.