@TalorcMcAllan The former US president once thought, Belgium is one city and also said that Africa is a single country. True expert in whatever his field is 😉
@@pseudonayme7717 I had never heard of him until one time I saw him live when he was called up at last minute to fill in for Jo Brand who couldn't make it. He fell back on crowdwork, and even his crowdwork was brilliant... effortlessly ridiculing the audience. Similar style to DL Hughley.
This man is a freaking prophet!!!! 😂😂😂 I was picking beans for dinner and I decided to watch comedy while I do it, then I hear this man say ''I'm talking to you, put down the beans...'' 😂😂😂😂
@@svenmacfadyen5860 lol! He wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary, he was just talking; so I had my phone on the kitchen counter next to the tray of beans I was picking, and I wasn't really looking at the screen.
@@maxwilliams1060 Huge corporation that sells everything at cut rates and pays their employees such low pay and so little benefits that most of them are dependent on the government for food assistance and medical assistance.... if they can get any help at all.
As an American, I'm absolutely loving how many of my fellow Americans can't laugh at themselves. Especially since most of them would be all "calm down, it's just a joke!" if they told it.
I love it when people take the piss out of Americans! As someone born and raised there I've been mocking their idiocy my whole life. It's pretty disturbing how many won't countenance the notion that they are disturbing to others. Patriotism isn't loyalty to the power structure, it's the courage to defy a power structure that isn't loyal to its people.
@Finn MickCool Are projection and irony big words too? You see I am not American and actually believe Trump is a fake president, but in your brainwashed arrogance, severe case of dunning kruger and overeagerness to virtue signal and "own da right wingers" you failed to consider that possibility. Awkward.
It is not just Americans, though. Read, "Our Culture: What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple. "The knife went in" be a typical way for stabbers to talk even in the UK, which I have read also contains some stupid people.
@@khymaaren That, and we all watch them on TV, as it's where much of it originates. I wish they saw us on TV as much, as Americans often don't know the rest of the world.
Charly85 well they did but they mostly all went to the north like New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Maine etc. here in the south it’s very rare to see them but up north you see a lot of them
Not really. People used to hate America because we started wars. Then we elected a president that was against war. Now people hate America for saying mean things.
Hmmm. I wonder why this is suddenly being recommended to everyone? (For future reference, this is the week American's actively tried to fight corona by yelling at it)
@@CalebCrazyVampire The comic captured the nuance of American apathy and world knowledge and how desensitized many of us are to the realities of the world.
@@adamrest7428 Yep, and far more drone strikes were carried out under Trump’s administration than Obama’s. Plus the numbers were purposefully hidden under Trump after his first year.
I love how he says completely normal words 95% of the time but throws in little gems that makes it so funny. That's what the best comics do isn't it? Turn ordinary life on its head with one or two unexpected words in a sentence. I love Dylan. "They weigh as much as a photograph of themselves."
ahh yes...25 years ago I worked for Disney World in Orlando. We always used to say that our American guests would leave their brains at the ticket office. The amount of inane questions we got asked, amazing!
2020 version of this joke “and he got there, by... firing people. most people avoid firing people unless we absolutely have to, but this guy he went and he fired people and told the people on tv watching, ‘look at me im the best at firing people’ and they gave him the position”
Ester Grant - And did he not follow through on his 'promise' and spend four years firing and replacing staff, which he then fired and replaced, and fired and replaced, and...? It was pretty much the only thing you could count on.
When I was at Terazin in Czech Republic doing a solemn tour of the ghetto camp, this American couple stole the mood completely when the wife grabbed her husband's arm and exclaimed 'Oh my gawd Bob, Bob you know what this place reminds me of? Hogan's Heroes!' What can I say folks...
When I visited the Alhambra in Granada (Spain, US folks!), with its incredible mosaic and geometric ceilings and walls, the two American ladies in front of me responded "Gee, isn't that a pretty ceiling!" then "You wouldn't want that at home, though, a nightmare to keep clean!"
I understand that they might sometimes be trying to be very polite but somehow they almost always break the mood. Do they ever wonder why everyone looks at them or for some reason they are always the loudest? Sometimes you do meet some very nice ones.
Things I've noticed from the comments. 1. People from the US confuse their country with a continent. 2. Some people are unaware that Dylan has an Irish, not British, accent. 3. Some people think that Ireland is part of the United Kingdom. 4. People from the U.S. don't have a sense of humour when the joke is on them.
Generalize much? As a US born citizen I am laughing at his observations with tears down my face. More so as one living in California. I won’t bother with your other assertions but at least you said “some” in 2 and 3.
@@AndreaMoore-Emmett You're right, people from the US wouldn't conflate their country with a continent, they don't even know the etymological difference.
I'm not offended. I feel sad for the death of British comedy. You can't have any nice things with leftists around. Be careful what you say online the British police will come arrest you. I'd rather have free speech than free healthcare.
He is such a good stand up comedian- his delivery is so smooth and well timed he makes it look easy, as anyone who has even told a joke (let alone tried stand up comedy) knows- it's not that easy to be funny, especially with orginality.
Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. Considerably more than 50% of us voted against Trump. So we’re not all stupid. I can’t speak for the rest of the Americans who voted for him. I will never understand what Trump supporters see in him. Blame the Founding Fathers for the damned Electoral College.
@@Lynnefromlyn 4 months later Covid and stupidity said No! What vaccinate against something to save your life and wear a mask! That’s the mark of the beast! And Arnhem bless his heart has become the voice of reason 🤩😱
Why is that man being one of better choices bad? No matter how you look at it, you can't look down on a man who has achieved so much just by himself. Maybe his accent is funny but he is not a stupid man.
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” -Isaac Asimov
As an American here as well just now seeing this (for the 4th time actually haha).... YES! He NAILS IT! Absolutely nails it! Doesn't help I was always a Dylan fan :D
I have to agree with almost everything he said. However, Schwarzenegger may have been elected due to name recognition, but in reality he is a very intelligent man.
I mean, it's terrible but I feel like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a better president than who we actually elected in 2016.
@@Mandil Elect him again for laughs and see what happens this time. On another note, when you actually listen to Arnold you'd be notice he's no idiot. At all.
Carlton Gannett President Camacho : Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING. Congressman #1 : Break it down, Camacho! President Camacho : Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING
Greetings from New Zealand. I’ve come across 8 Americans in my life as either school mates, at Uni and in my very long IT career and sad to say everyone of them was supremely thick. Interesting...
@J P are you really that insecure where some kiwi calling 8 random yanks, that you dont even know, dim witted, equals some personal attack against you?
@J P you misunderstood what i wrote, i wasnt saying YOU were the bigot, but rather that you seemed to have taken what the OP wrote seriously. and if you, with all your heart believed, that what you wrote was just a joke, instead ov some defensive thing, then by all means continue to believe that, because i aint gonna argue humour lol gudday to ya
You are the man. I dont know if you are related ,but, to me you are the best since Dave Allen, another brilliant Irish comedian who like most good Irishmen i ever knew ,laughed at life ,the feckin church,and,just about everything else in the world. I had the pleasure of drinking,and learning how to drink,with some of the best people i ever met in my life. Men who worked for Shanks and McCewans, Tarmac ,road company,they would troop into the pub,black as crows after god how many hours behind a (A feckin warm auld Barber Green ) sink 4or 5 pints of guinness,go home have a wash,turn up an hour or so later,swallow another 5 or 6 pints,and still have the Craik,or Crack whatever way you spell it.They very rarely had a bad word between them,sure enough they fell out now and again,but all they seemed to do was take the mickey out of each other ,behind one anothers back. Needless to say that was always funny as well. Anyway, i have diversified enough,hopefully if you have any tours in the United of the Kingdom ,or the Domkings fo teh Teduni,s ,i willmake a point of coming to one of your gigs All the Best From an. X British Coloniest Soldier L. O.L. May you be in heaven,a good half hour,before the Devil knows your dead
Oh do you mean like the one about the enigma code breaking machine with John Bon Jovi where the British who did the business suddenly became Americans?
Black books is one of the greatest series ever made by anyone. Loved it. And once you watch his shows the amazing part is you realise that he's only 50% acting in that series.
We live with people who believe in “alternative facts”. Those facts are simply their preference for anything that supports their stupidity. I actually have neighbor to either side who teach their children the earth is fecking flat and big foot is real. My husband and I call them the flat-squatchers.
I think when it came to Arnie, people liked having a kind of Hercules. For Donald Trump, I didn't expect it, but apparently some prefer a kind of Donald Duck to Hercules. Americans, would you say it's possible cartoons have influenced your politics a wee bit?
what people dont understand is that americas media is as corrupted as north korea and china. its just more subversive and less overt. the majority of american people are ignorant by design and any attempt at forming bonds that dont drive the corporate state are drowned out or worse. hope that helps, the people in gov dont listen to the people left or right. thats why they push identity politics and attack everyone. there is no reasonable discussion nor integrity in our media and i dare say govt.
Don't forget Regan, he was an untalented actor in western films, and my grandparents who grew up watching all that racist revisionist crap voted the guy in along with more than half the people in the country. Fancied himself a rather splendid autodidact-economist. The economy disagreed.
What people liked about Arnold is that he told them things they didn't want to hear. He came right out and said this, this, and this need to be fixed and here's how we're going to do it. And he actually did it. And then, like Cincinnatus, he went back to his farm...
don't know why that guy gets so much attention. watched one show... and realized he's dumb as a box of hammers and pretends to put himself in "the golden middle".
To answer his question...Gray Davis was Arnold Schwarzenegger 's predecessor, and he was horrendous! We were continually without power and car registration costs tripled under Davis. Arnold was actually a step up, and he did the job for free.
My own personal experience of Americans: 1. Do they speak American in England? 2. Kansas man asks if he needs a passport to visit NYC. 3. Some think Canada is a US State 4. American kid expelled from an Australian school when family refuses to buy school uniform 5. Whats an espresso coffee? 6. Who is the Republican leader in Australia? 7. Whats a pay wave card?
I went to Orlando a few years ago, first and last time in America, for two weeks, had a nice time but by day 10 I'd had enough and had a new found love and respect for my little northern working class corner of England. Also i reeeeeeeealky fucking hate when Americans do that 'im Irish' thing, no, you're not, My Grandmother was from Poland, doesn't make me Polish.
Marko Rollo - Yeah, that's a thing they inherited from mom and dad, who were the children of people who immigrated from the old country. It's a matter of perspective - remember, the US is a very young country. We're less than 250 years old. You're English - compare that to YOUR country. Families in your country go back over a thousand years. Here in the US, back in the day, when immigrants arrived, everybody was Polish, or German, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese, or Mexican...you name it. FGS, when I was a kid not all that long ago, we got to know each other with the question "What nationality are you?" And you were Polish, or German, or French, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese or whatever. Even if you were born here. Even if your parents were. There are still neighborhoods in many of the older US cities that are Polish or German or (fill in the blank), although most who have been here for two or three generations have intermarried and moved on from identifying that way, although even now some still do. We just aren't old enough as a country to have forgotten our antecedents. And as each new wave of immigrants arrive, they go thru the same process. But remember, NONE us can trace our US ancestry back further than 250 years, because the US didn't exist before that.
He didn't just win Californians over but the entire Universe seven times! And the best/worst action 1 liners. Truthfully scholars will never know what he was actually saying but he tried dammit.
"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. - I claim India for Britain!They go, - You can't claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!- Do you have a flag?- We don't need a bloody flag! It's our country, you bastards!- No flag, no country, you can't have one! That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association." - Eddie Izzard / Dressed to Kill 1999
This is relevant today. As many here have noted, we are in the same situation. Too many ignorant people out there thinking they know it all and causing more harm than good.
Well it isn't exactly new I mean they put the cowboy man off the movies in charge in the 80s and he nearly plunged the world into armageddon before losing his marbles
@bandr not all of us voted for him. I never liked the man from the first time I ever saw him or heard of him. I never watched one second of his dumbass tv show either. My whole life I've always got vibes from people and I got one about Trump. I knew he wasn't a man to be trusted or be near. In 50 year, at 45 of those years when I was old enough to recognize a certain feeling, vibe or whatever you want to call it - I've never been wrong once. I can give you over 30 times where I found out people I got a creepy feeling about true nature came out. A good number went to prison. Most people couldn't believe the people I said be careful of turned out to be terrible people, rapist, criminals, etc. Trump has always given me that feeling. We only heard & seen a few of the strange, odd, creepy & criminal things he's done. I didn't find out for years for a number of the people I spoke of before, I think we will be horrified if we every find out his true crimes. Not everyone in the United States deserves such an awful sinful criminal in any position. I honestly wouldn't wish him on anyone.
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Well whenever people assume it cannot go any more stupid, America goes, hold my beer.
"hold my beer" - America
@TalorcMcAllan The former US president once thought, Belgium is one city and also said that Africa is a single country. True expert in whatever his field is 😉
Bingo, I've lived here for 24 years. Calling Americans stupid is an understatement
Give us Americans a chance, there are new lows that even we haven't been able to reach yet.
@@ulaper6465 except that Europeans are even stupider
15 years later, if anything has changed it's that he's even more right.
I wonder if he ever bombed? He's so effortlessly great it seems unlikely but, they say all stand-ups have bombed at times 🤔
@@pseudonayme7717 I had never heard of him until one time I saw him live when he was called up at last minute to fill in for Jo Brand who couldn't make it. He fell back on crowdwork, and even his crowdwork was brilliant... effortlessly ridiculing the audience. Similar style to DL Hughley.
It got MORE stupid.
15 years later he's back on the sauce and so drunk that he cant even speak on stage let alone stand up.
This man is a freaking prophet!!!! 😂😂😂 I was picking beans for dinner and I decided to watch comedy while I do it, then I hear this man say ''I'm talking to you, put down the beans...'' 😂😂😂😂
I want to know how you picked beans and watched this at the same time.
@@svenmacfadyen5860 lol! He wasn't doing anything out of the ordinary, he was just talking; so I had my phone on the kitchen counter next to the tray of beans I was picking, and I wasn't really looking at the screen.
@@The7thAdam when I think of "picking beans," I think of walking through a garden, picking beans. Sorry, was trying to imagine you doing that.
@@svenmacfadyen5860 I figured! Lol.
Hahahahaha
As an American... I couldn't agree more. Stupid starts at the top and trickles all the way down to the aisles of Walmart.
you American has been stay strong from previous century, why would you let down your empire like this? it's just petty and painfull to watch
Is that how 'trickle down' politics work?
@@janisthompson9801 unfortunately, the politics still work too often for the GOP and their failed theory.
Funny thing is we don't know what Walmarts are! Sounds similar to our Tesco.
@@maxwilliams1060 Huge corporation that sells everything at cut rates and pays their employees such low pay and so little benefits that most of them are dependent on the government for food assistance and medical assistance.... if they can get any help at all.
As an American, I'm absolutely loving how many of my fellow Americans can't laugh at themselves. Especially since most of them would be all "calm down, it's just a joke!" if they told it.
@@Onora619 It’s interesting how Europeans can’t laugh at themselves.
If only we all knew just how bad it would get....
I love it when people take the piss out of Americans! As someone born and raised there I've been mocking their idiocy my whole life. It's pretty disturbing how many won't countenance the notion that they are disturbing to others. Patriotism isn't loyalty to the power structure, it's the courage to defy a power structure that isn't loyal to its people.
Yeah, if you were born and raised there, you'd know that that's a generalization that can apply to anywhere in the world
What really gets me about the Yanks is that crazy health system of theirs. And they actually accept it and think it's good.
Yeah you and many other people were also taught by the media to hate themselves. It's a pretty sad and pathetic thing to watch, like cuckhold porn.
@Finn MickCool Are projection and irony big words too? You see I am not American and actually believe Trump is a fake president, but in your brainwashed arrogance, severe case of dunning kruger and overeagerness to virtue signal and "own da right wingers" you failed to consider that possibility. Awkward.
@Finn MickCool there you go projecting again, thanks for proving my point haha. Unfortunately for you no one cares what "you think"
As an American, I should be VERY insulted by this... if it weren't true.
You can't take offence from an Irishmen they've been fuck'd over too many times themselves. lol
It is not just Americans, though. Read, "Our Culture: What's Left of It" by Theodore Dalrymple. "The knife went in" be a typical way for stabbers to talk even in the UK, which I have read also contains some stupid people.
I don't think your stupidest have anything on what other countries have to offer, but they do seem to have the tendency to be louder than anyone...
@@khymaaren That, and we all watch them on TV, as it's where much of it originates. I wish they saw us on TV as much, as Americans often don't know the rest of the world.
Charly85 well they did but they mostly all went to the north like New York, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts, Maine etc. here in the south it’s very rare to see them but up north you see a lot of them
"Now you and me, we avoid lifting things, it's unpleasant" the way he said it just made me laugh so much!
especially heavy things!
As an American I have to say... he's not wrong. It's 2022. 'Nuff said.
Considering what's happening... this aged well.
Even more so now
Very little comedy about the united states doesn't.
NOW it's aged well...
@@M22340 wow it’s aged EVEN better!
Not really. People used to hate America because we started wars. Then we elected a president that was against war. Now people hate America for saying mean things.
Hmmm. I wonder why this is suddenly being recommended to everyone?
(For future reference, this is the week American's actively tried to fight corona by yelling at it)
Kevtb87 and gun sales went up 38% in a week
Praying it away didn’t work so why not.
@@colledge9627 Apparently our next plan is to shoot the virus. :/
Theres no beating stupidity except with Death..
The UK has been pretending to be useful by clapping, so it's certainly going around.
Me, an American: Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
James Acaster reference?
@@CalebCrazyVampire The comic captured the nuance of American apathy and world knowledge and how desensitized many of us are to the realities of the world.
This guy paints some of the best pictures with words "Granny has mixed feelings about the situation
...Sunday dinner continues!"!!!
“Divorced from reality” I’m using that now
Isn't this a fairly standard expression?
As true as it was 6 months ago.... it's even more true today - and I fear it will be even MORE true 6 months from now. We're luging down the toilet.
@@raitisvein I think the usual expression is "detached from reality"
@Ric Hicks that is very close to the Adam Savage (of MythBusters fame) quote: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
I also like cognitive blind spots
I spent most of my youth wishing I was born in the USA. 30+ years later, I'm soooo relieved I wasn't.
Really, I wish I were born here….
America is the last stronghold of true freedom in the world. If you don’t like it then gtfo we don’t need you voting away our freedoms liberal
@@wifi961 What are you talking about? Stop wishing nonsense.
@@Tzreoaor 😂😂😂 tit.
As a generation Xer I agree with you SO much.
Haha they build a Starbucks around them! What a brilliant line!
And not inaccurate either lol
Mate fuck starbucks never brought an overpriced beverage there and I never will.
Well, the coffee is so terrible that it becomes just as effective as the Coast Guard.
Well, this was filmed in 2006, before we knew that in reality they just drone bomb those people.
@@adamrest7428
Yep, and far more drone strikes were carried out under Trump’s administration than Obama’s. Plus the numbers were purposefully hidden under Trump after his first year.
I love how he says completely normal words 95% of the time but throws in little gems that makes it so funny. That's what the best comics do isn't it? Turn ordinary life on its head with one or two unexpected words in a sentence. I love Dylan. "They weigh as much as a photograph of themselves."
That's a quality I love to see in writers as well.
It's why I've been a fan of his work for years.
They sounded like normal words to me. Am I missing something?
This is the closest I've come to laughing in years. I'm in SSRI withdrawal, so that may be why, though.
"Walking around like they can't carry the teeth I'm their head", genius
"Arnold Schwarzeneger is the governor of california... there's a perfectly ordinary english sentence" BRILLIANT
That's not what he said.
@@jamesbutler6253 corrected, jeez
What does it mean? That this sentence actually contains a lot of non-english words?
I would LOVE to see Arnold's reaction to that :D I bet he'd have a good laugh as well.
Yes, absolutely; Arnold has a great sense of humor
He needs to do a 2020 update. Things haven’t improved a helluva lot.
If things didn't improve that much, what would an update be good for since nothing has changed?
It's hard to satire the absurd.
I assumed it was recent.
I feel like his act would be “ It’s fucked, they’re all fucked, I’m going home now bye.”
Think you mean things degraded rapidly and show no signs of slowing down.
"... apart from everything they've done..."
Dylan is sharper than a bin full of rasors.
He's as sharp as play-doh, but he's a comedian, not a genius.
And to think this is from 2006. Things have gone downhill since then. lmao
Razors. Just what is talking about. Sheesh.
TRUE!
“ ... Al Pacino from China via Brooklyn ...” 😂
ahh yes...25 years ago I worked for Disney World in Orlando. We always used to say that our American guests would leave their brains at the ticket office. The amount of inane questions we got asked, amazing!
2020 version of this joke “and he got there, by... firing people. most people avoid firing people unless we absolutely have to, but this guy he went and he fired people and told the people on tv watching, ‘look at me im the best at firing people’ and they gave him the position”
Priceless! lol
Ester Grant - And did he not follow through on his 'promise' and spend four years firing and replacing staff, which he then fired and replaced, and fired and replaced, and...? It was pretty much the only thing you could count on.
When I was at Terazin in Czech Republic doing a solemn tour of the ghetto camp, this American couple stole the mood completely when the wife grabbed her husband's arm and exclaimed 'Oh my gawd Bob, Bob you know what this place reminds me of? Hogan's Heroes!' What can I say folks...
You can start by stopping your false narratives.
When I visited the Alhambra in Granada (Spain, US folks!), with its incredible mosaic and geometric ceilings and walls, the two American ladies in front of me responded "Gee, isn't that a pretty ceiling!" then "You wouldn't want that at home, though, a nightmare to keep clean!"
@@Rorkazak ??? where exactly is the false narrative?
I had to google it... I wish I fucking hadn't
I understand that they might sometimes be trying to be very polite but somehow they almost always break the mood. Do they ever wonder why everyone looks at them or for some reason they are always the loudest? Sometimes you do meet some very nice ones.
Things I've noticed from the comments.
1. People from the US confuse their country with a continent.
2. Some people are unaware that Dylan has an Irish, not British, accent.
3. Some people think that Ireland is part of the United Kingdom.
4. People from the U.S. don't have a sense of humour when the joke is on them.
Generalize much? As a US born citizen I am laughing at his observations with tears down my face. More so as one living in California. I won’t bother with your other assertions but at least you said “some” in 2 and 3.
No one likes Americans in USA and they need to know we do not see them as leaders of the free world
@@AndreaMoore-Emmett You're right, people from the US wouldn't conflate their country with a continent, they don't even know the etymological difference.
I'm crying so hard... from laughter.
Thank you, Dylan Moran for bringing sunshine into my heart.
This is somehow even funnier now that America has been really showing its ass for the last couple months (and I say this as an American.)
Months?
@@hoodyboody more like decades
COUPLE OF MONTHS!??
Months?
The irony is that the only Americans who can be offended by this are the very people he is speaking about.
I'm not offended. I feel sad for the death of British comedy. You can't have any nice things with leftists around. Be careful what you say online the British police will come arrest you. I'd rather have free speech than free healthcare.
@@Jordan-Ramses Spoken like a true American.
Toodle pip.
@@Jordan-Ramses Last time I checked, England had both!
@@Jordan-Ramses He's not British, he's Irish. Irish comedy is alive and well.
@@Jordan-Ramses This is not British comedy, you fool. Were you being sarcastic perhaps?
American here. This aged like fine wine. A toast to Dylan!
He is such a good stand up comedian- his delivery is so smooth and well timed he makes it look easy, as anyone who has even told a joke (let alone tried stand up comedy) knows- it's not that easy to be funny, especially with orginality.
Governors?
You should see the people they choose for their Presidents!
You should see the people that choose their president.
Hillary Clinton won the popular vote. Considerably more than 50% of us voted against Trump. So we’re not all stupid. I can’t speak for the rest of the Americans who voted for him. I will never understand what Trump supporters see in him. Blame the Founding Fathers for the damned Electoral College.
I'm an American. I did not vote for that imbecile orange turd!!! I still can't believe he's the President.
@@eskimberly7424 I didn't vote for that imbecile.
gavsmith1980 yebbut.... Johnson’? We have our own kinda stupid here in the UK.
Oh my gosh, 🆘 I live in America. Somebody come rescue me. It’s hell here. Devil and his cronies running rampant.
What? Your in hell?
Agree 100%! I'm thinking of trying to sneak into Canada, or Mexico.
@@marygibbons2263 ---- Just swap places with the people that want to get out of Canada or Mexico.
One year later... the Orange Toddler has been voted out well and truly and something near normal is happening.
@@Lynnefromlyn 4 months later Covid and stupidity said No!
What vaccinate against something to save your life and wear a mask! That’s the mark of the beast!
And Arnhem bless his heart has become the voice of reason 🤩😱
HA! Little did he know Schwarzenegger would be one of the better celebrity choices....please help us! I'm not joking.
unfortunately there is no help for America anymore. you are doomed
@@gerarduspoppel2831 I am pretty certain you made a mistake, it should read 'fortunately'.
@@nvstewart nope. Unfortunately, that is not a clerical error.
Carolyn Wilson 🤣🤣👏🏼
Why is that man being one of better choices bad? No matter how you look at it, you can't look down on a man who has achieved so much just by himself. Maybe his accent is funny but he is not a stupid man.
I think this guy would be THE BEST drinking partner! Oh my god, funniest gentlemen I’ve heard in a while.
you should watch black books.
@@Toshiro_Mifune Especially the one where Bill Bailey gets locked in the shop overnight ! 😂😂😂
@@carriered4715 "are they leather-bound pounds?"
Don't try his home-made wine.
Well, he did stop drinking in more recent years. Probably good for his health.
You must see him in “Black Books”. A TV series. Possibly but not sure from the early thousands. He is brilliant.
I was thinking all the time "where do I know this guy from?"...then it came to me: "Black Books"!
Navan
@@michaellee503 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏 I had to put down the coffee for that🤣🤣🤣
@@bettynolo23 😀class!
O. B. And Shaun of the Dead 😱
O. B. A marvellous series I rewatch it regularly
He got to that position by lifting things 🤣🤣
So true. As an American born here then raised in Ireland then moved back here I totally agree with you mate.
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
-Isaac Asimov
The Starbucks joke was awesome
This aged too well. It's really depressing.
Clever intellectual comedy stands the test of Time.
As an American here as well just now seeing this (for the 4th time actually haha).... YES! He NAILS IT! Absolutely nails it! Doesn't help I was always a Dylan fan :D
As an American, this is true and funny 😄
The funniest man alive in my opinion. Black Books, The IT Crowd, The Young Ones...in that order. For me anyway.
@Father Jack Hackett oh! What a complete bastard I am to leave out Ab Fab! (RIP Rik Mayall. The funniest man no longer with us)
@Jesus Christ indeed he was...
Zbiggie So Gervais is a twat.
The I.T crowd? You mean Chris O Dowd right? Completely different person haha
@@hanson185 no dude...i was just listing my favorite shows. I know he wasnt on the IT crowd. He also wasnt in The Young Ones
this guy is such a brilliant comedy genius
I have to agree with almost everything he said.
However, Schwarzenegger may have been elected due to name recognition, but in reality he is a very intelligent man.
I mean, it's terrible but I feel like President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would be a better president than who we actually elected in 2016.
@@Mandil Elect him again for laughs and see what happens this time.
On another note, when you actually listen to Arnold you'd be notice he's no idiot. At all.
He does seem very intelligent in interviews. And, his politics aside, I understand he was generally liked as governor.
Carlton Gannett President Camacho : Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix EVERYTHING.
Congressman #1 : Break it down, Camacho!
President Camacho : Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than ANY MAN ALIVE. and Number 3: He's going to fix EVERYTHING
Yeah but I live in Alabama. A california republican would be worlds better than what we get out here.
I love how near the beginning, it sounds like someone is retching directly after he says "America" for the first time.
Where do you live?
American adult: yesterday
Oh dear, my side hurts from laughing too hard. I love my country, but I can't deny anything he said about us. 😂🤣🤣
Yeah I’m an American. And I love my country-but he’s right lol
Greetings from New Zealand. I’ve come across 8 Americans in my life as either school mates, at Uni and in my very long IT career and sad to say everyone of them was supremely thick. Interesting...
J P didn’t say 330,000,000. I said everyone of the the 8 I had met.
@J P are you really that insecure where some kiwi calling 8 random yanks, that you dont even know, dim witted, equals some personal attack against you?
@J P if you say so mate lol comes off that way though when you try to turn a pretty obvious jab into a bigoted statement using said statistics.
@J P you misunderstood what i wrote, i wasnt saying YOU were the bigot, but rather that you seemed to have taken what the OP wrote seriously.
and if you, with all your heart believed, that what you wrote was just a joke, instead ov some defensive thing, then by all means continue to believe that, because i aint gonna argue humour lol gudday to ya
You are the man. I dont know if you are related ,but, to me you are the best since Dave Allen, another brilliant Irish comedian who like most good Irishmen i ever knew ,laughed at life ,the feckin church,and,just about everything else in the world. I had the pleasure of drinking,and learning how to drink,with some of the best people i ever met in my life. Men who worked for Shanks and McCewans, Tarmac ,road company,they would troop into the pub,black as crows after god how many hours behind a (A feckin warm auld Barber Green ) sink 4or 5 pints of guinness,go home have a wash,turn up an hour or so later,swallow another 5 or 6 pints,and still have the Craik,or Crack whatever way you spell it.They very rarely had a bad word between them,sure enough they fell out now and again,but all they seemed to do was take the mickey out of each other ,behind one anothers back. Needless to say that was always funny as well.
Anyway, i have diversified enough,hopefully if you have any tours in the United of the Kingdom ,or the Domkings fo teh Teduni,s ,i willmake a point of coming to one of your gigs
All the Best From an. X British Coloniest Soldier L. O.L. May you be in heaven,a good half hour,before the Devil knows your dead
Dear Hollywood,
From now on, you are no longer allowed to make movies where America saved the world.
Truly yours,
The World
Exactly 😂. Hollywood is misreprenting America so badly
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Oh do you mean like the one about the enigma code breaking machine with John Bon Jovi where the British who did the business suddenly became Americans?
@J B Karen got her feelings hurt
It was the Russians who defeated the Nazis. People in Europe know that.
Who wants to bet that the nearly thousand people who gave this a thumbs down are American? 🤣🤣🤣
There are so many angry ones in the comments 😄
Shaun of the Dead is still one of the best zombie movies and comedies ever made. Thank you.
@@erdelegy Yes. Played against type. Spoiler, he's destroyed by zombies.
Black books is one of the greatest series ever made by anyone. Loved it. And once you watch his shows the amazing part is you realise that he's only 50% acting in that series.
He should update this. Arnold is the wise old statesman compared to the real dumb goon in charge now
Arnold is European!!
"divorced from reality", got me with this one. perfectly put up...
We live with people who believe in “alternative facts”. Those facts are simply their preference for anything that supports their stupidity. I actually have neighbor to either side who teach their children the earth is fecking flat and big foot is real. My husband and I call them the flat-squatchers.
Honestly Dylan is really handsome
Like..REALLY handsome
Like.........totally! 😎
@@clairecarlia-jones1159 yes he is!!
Man, I want so much to see a piece with this guy regarding recent events from 2020.
OMG, and even more so from 2022...it seems to be getting worse exponentially.
I think when it came to Arnie, people liked having a kind of Hercules. For Donald Trump, I didn't expect it, but apparently some prefer a kind of Donald Duck to Hercules.
Americans, would you say it's possible cartoons have influenced your politics a wee bit?
what people dont understand is that americas media is as corrupted as north korea and china. its just more subversive and less overt. the majority of american people are ignorant by design and any attempt at forming bonds that dont drive the corporate state are drowned out or worse.
hope that helps, the people in gov dont listen to the people left or right.
thats why they push identity politics and attack everyone. there is no reasonable discussion nor integrity in our media and i dare say govt.
Don't forget Regan, he was an untalented actor in western films, and my grandparents who grew up watching all that racist revisionist crap voted the guy in along with more than half the people in the country. Fancied himself a rather splendid autodidact-economist. The economy disagreed.
What people liked about Arnold is that he told them things they didn't want to hear. He came right out and said this, this, and this need to be fixed and here's how we're going to do it. And he actually did it. And then, like Cincinnatus, he went back to his farm...
To be fair, Hercules originated from Greek mythos, Disney just figured they'd make an animated film out of it
@@JargonMadjin What's the American awareness of Heracles among those without tvs? Just curious.
You're not wrong of course.
' it sounds a little divorced from reality'
It sounds like the movie idiocracy (saying this as an American).
According to Joe Rogan stand up comedy is a uniquely American thing. The irony being he said it.
don't know why that guy gets so much attention. watched one show... and realized he's dumb as a box of hammers and pretends to put himself in "the golden middle".
@@thomasneal9291 You are 100% correct. He is a naturally occurring thick fluke. Only human nature that he should believe his own hype I suppose!
What language did Rogan use when saying this?
He reminds me of a cross between Dudley Moore and Eddie Izzard...
Less makeup and heels.
notice I didn't say to whom I was referring...
;-)
100% less british than them too ;)
True
the TH-cam algorithm seems to think a whole lot of comedy around this topic is growing increasingly relevant.
always has been
“I’m talking to you...put down the beans!” How appropriate. How stupid.
Oh Dylan 💕 we need more of you
My thoughts on America EXACTLY!! 🤣🤣
you see them in museums, blocking up the exhibits going, "what is this, can we eat it?"
You've got to admit Schwarzenegger lifted heavy things really, really well
very good...............his cameo as a shoplifter in Notting Hill was legendary!
As an American, I approve of this message! Love to get an outsider's view of our craziness.
To answer his question...Gray Davis was Arnold Schwarzenegger 's predecessor, and he was horrendous! We were continually without power and car registration costs tripled under Davis. Arnold was actually a step up, and he did the job for free.
Thanks for putting this one into context.
My own personal experience of Americans:
1. Do they speak American in England?
2. Kansas man asks if he needs a passport to visit NYC.
3. Some think Canada is a US State
4. American kid expelled from an Australian school when family refuses to buy school uniform
5. Whats an espresso coffee?
6. Who is the Republican leader in Australia?
7. Whats a pay wave card?
Haha, that's the "Valley Girl" speak coupled with stoner that can't get it together.
didn't know this guy, but love it... Great delivery, and if you listen carefully, there's a bit of Eddie Izzard in there..
One of my favorite bits of all time!!
I went to Orlando a few years ago, first and last time in America, for two weeks, had a nice time but by day 10 I'd had enough and had a new found love and respect for my little northern working class corner of England. Also i reeeeeeeealky fucking hate when Americans do that 'im Irish' thing, no, you're not, My Grandmother was from Poland, doesn't make me Polish.
Marko Rollo - Yeah, that's a thing they inherited from mom and dad, who were the children of people who immigrated from the old country. It's a matter of perspective - remember, the US is a very young country. We're less than 250 years old. You're English - compare that to YOUR country. Families in your country go back over a thousand years.
Here in the US, back in the day, when immigrants arrived, everybody was Polish, or German, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese, or Mexican...you name it. FGS, when I was a kid not all that long ago, we got to know each other with the question "What nationality are you?" And you were Polish, or German, or French, or Italian, or Croatian, or Lithuanian, or Chinese or whatever. Even if you were born here. Even if your parents were. There are still neighborhoods in many of the older US cities that are Polish or German or (fill in the blank), although most who have been here for two or three generations have intermarried and moved on from identifying that way, although even now some still do. We just aren't old enough as a country to have forgotten our antecedents. And as each new wave of immigrants arrive, they go thru the same process. But remember, NONE us can trace our US ancestry back further than 250 years, because the US didn't exist before that.
His death in Shaun of the Dead was brilliant!
Sorry I can't stop thinking about that movie with this guy speekin'!
Comedian: Americans
The World: *hysterical laughter*
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He didn't just win Californians over but the entire Universe seven times! And the best/worst action 1 liners. Truthfully scholars will never know what he was actually saying but he tried dammit.
It’s very funny! Had me in stitches
At this point im surprised america is still considered a country and not a Zoo 😂
Saw Dylan on his Grumbling Mustard tour...just brilliant!!!
Haha! Wow, Dylan thinks Arnie being Governator was dumb - would love to see his take on Trump! 🤣
Trump is to stupid to understand so he stand there looking dumb like he usually and talks like that too LoL 😂😜😅😅😂
"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Yeah, just sail around the world and stick a flag in. - I claim India for Britain!They go, - You can't claim us, we live here! 500 million of us!- Do you have a flag?- We don't need a bloody flag! It's our country, you bastards!- No flag, no country, you can't have one! That's the rules that I've just made up, and I'm backing it up with this gun that was lent from the National Rifle Association." - Eddie Izzard / Dressed to Kill 1999
Tina Smith ROFL that’s brilliant!
@dfctomm Get a dictionary and look up satire
@dfctomm you need to watch this before you continue making a total bell end of yourself
Love how he throws in funny little gems in everything he says and he's cute as hell also
The guy barfing the first time Dylan mentioned ‘America’ made my day
My absolute favourite comic
Generously portioned is one of the nicer things a European has said about us.
Dylan needs to be the up-date news on the world on a daily basis.
The greatest Comedian Ireland has ever produced
That's not a high bar ey? 🤣🤣🤣
@@innerdescent8210 have you any suggestions?
This is relevant today. As many here have noted, we are in the same situation. Too many ignorant people out there thinking they know it all and causing more harm than good.
"Donald Trump is the POTUS ", thats another ordinary english sentence...how did that happen? Lol
Because of sneering snobs like you
Well it isn't exactly new I mean they put the cowboy man off the movies in charge in the 80s and he nearly plunged the world into armageddon before losing his marbles
He cheated, stole and bought the election. I didn't vote for that imbecile.
Sierra how did he buy the election?
@bandr not all of us voted for him. I never liked the man from the first time I ever saw him or heard of him. I never watched one second of his dumbass tv show either. My whole life I've always got vibes from people and I got one about Trump. I knew he wasn't a man to be trusted or be near. In 50 year, at 45 of those years when I was old enough to recognize a certain feeling, vibe or whatever you want to call it - I've never been wrong once. I can give you over 30 times where I found out people I got a creepy feeling about true nature came out. A good number went to prison. Most people couldn't believe the people I said be careful of turned out to be terrible people, rapist, criminals, etc. Trump has always given me that feeling. We only heard & seen a few of the strange, odd, creepy & criminal things he's done. I didn't find out for years for a number of the people I spoke of before, I think we will be horrified if we every find out his true crimes. Not everyone in the United States deserves such an awful sinful criminal in any position. I honestly wouldn't wish him on anyone.
anyone else that heard a guy from the audience say YEAAAH in the most american way after dylan said america 0:07
haha yeah 😂
Comedians. Freedom of speech. Great.
Hahahahaaa! "Maybe they just rub pesto on their legs..." awesome
One part of many parts of Dylan’s humour is the contrast between advanced English and profanity
Dylan Moran is a national treasure.
Does he have to be? Why can't he just be an amazing comedian? Does he belong to the state?
Does he have to be? Why can't he just be an amazing comedian? Does he belong to the state?
@@Globe14 Jesus wept.