Am I the only person here who wants someone to write a typical fantasy-adventure "chosen one" novel, but instead of some kid, it's a 70-year-old Irish grandma who's weapon of choice throughout the whole adventure is just a pair of knitting needles?
In a WORLD with a distinct lack of Grandmothers One sets out to take it upon herself to provide everyone with homemade cookies hand knitted sweaters and has to battle the evil company that mass produces "self care " products and encourages people to live alone... . .. ... Seems like a good story
In a world were retirement means a boring life, a grandma feels unheavenly discomfort with her elderly life. "Why should I do this..." she whispers, before feeling a weird energy. She feels powerful. She knows that elderly life stops *_here._*
It's not quite the same but Esme "Granny" Weatherwax from the Discworld novels is the closest one I can think of. One of my favourite Discworld quotes is her "I aten't ded" (useful note she left to not be buried while her mind was busy possessing something other than her body)
5:51 They skipped over the word “gay”. I have an inkling of suspicion that it was due to the fact that gay is sometimes considered an insult or a swear, despite not being one, and was skipped over to provide monetization to the video, akin to how other swears are skipped over. That or it’s just a mistake.
6:55 You know you spent too much time in school interpreting poems when you immediately recognize all the hidden meanings, the social criticism and can explain the rough childhood and depression phase of the "author". Probably all of the "best poems ever" were written as an attempt to write something as meaningless as possible. Because that's what we need in life. Thanks, school.
As soon as I saw that first one I literally said “nope time for bed I am done with this” and then turned off my iPad and went to bed now I will watch it
2:46 - I used to live about a mile away from that sign. That place is literally just a massage parlor of the "Karen thinks her essential oils aren't curing the cancer she got from bad customer service because her chakras are out of alignment" variety.
3:22 Okay, who used polymorph on C'thun? Was it you, Jerry? Jerry, we talked about this. I know it seems funny, but now he's out of his eternal prison, and it's gonna wear off eventually, so put him back before he kills us all, ok?
3:03 grim adventures of billy and Mandy anyone? Mandy found out her other world twin was the nice one before Mandy proceeds to make her just like well her. And billy fond out he smarter then his twin. (which is the scarier of the two in my view)
Bruh I have a friend who drinks pickle juice and my entire friend group once had a whole-ass debate on Instagram about whether or not pickle juice slaps or is disgusting af
4:39 Is that bottom one ... Tomas Ridgewell? I know that the top one is Gaben, the destroyer of good weapons, the destructor of dreams and the man who can only count to 2 and no more. But who's the bottom?
3:27 there's a story that I want to write that I hevnt started cause I'm not talented but one of the other factors is being scared of not explaining everything properly and getting shat all over for one minute detail
Friend: Let’s play Overwatch! Me: Yeah! Friend: Ok, which character should I pick? Maybe I’ll be......Tracer My mind: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: i’M aLrEaDy TrAcEr
1:49 Hey, Young Blood Doesn't it feel, Like our time is running out? I'm gonna change you, Like a remix, Then I'll raise you, Like a Phoenix, (Alternatively) Nothing's wrong Nothing's right Spell it out in black and white Got no mind but I got soul A boy can live on rock and roll Sing it loud, sing it clear, I said this year will be my year, year will be my year
Am I the only person here who wants someone to write a typical fantasy-adventure "chosen one" novel, but instead of some kid, it's a 70-year-old Irish grandma who's weapon of choice throughout the whole adventure is just a pair of knitting needles?
Sam Levy *I’ll be upset if you don’t do this*
In a WORLD with a distinct lack of Grandmothers
One sets out to take it upon herself to provide everyone with homemade cookies hand knitted sweaters and has to battle the evil company that mass produces "self care " products and encourages people to live alone...
.
..
...
Seems like a good story
In a world were retirement means a boring life, a grandma feels unheavenly discomfort with her elderly life. "Why should I do this..." she whispers, before feeling a weird energy. She feels powerful. She knows that elderly life stops *_here._*
It's not quite the same but Esme "Granny" Weatherwax from the Discworld novels is the closest one I can think of. One of my favourite Discworld quotes is her "I aten't ded" (useful note she left to not be buried while her mind was busy possessing something other than her body)
@@helenanilsson5666 finally someone else who reads the Discworld books
That first picture gonna break your kneecaps
kremit the frog g a y
@@mateopugliese2774 EMBRACE THE GAY
Orange Octoling no, that’s gay
@@dorothy5466 kinda gay tho
a normal happy cactus :p no ur dad
4:07
Text: Julius Caesar
Text to Speech: jUlIuS KEEZAR
When the thumbnail is the first picture 😏
#notclickbait
You gay
Yes 😌
10:54 Hats off to you Margorie.
Still not as awesome as Julie d'Aubigny, but awesome nonetheless.
*Fingers off
I laughed so hard at "LEAF HOLE!!"
Psyduck is my spirit animal
5:51 They skipped over the word “gay”. I have an inkling of suspicion that it was due to the fact that gay is sometimes considered an insult or a swear, despite not being one, and was skipped over to provide monetization to the video, akin to how other swears are skipped over.
That or it’s just a mistake.
I'm a year late but it's a mistake, they said gay at 0:51.
i think the bot couldnt scan the word so it was ignored
6:55 You know you spent too much time in school interpreting poems when you immediately recognize all the hidden meanings, the social criticism and can explain the rough childhood and depression phase of the "author". Probably all of the "best poems ever" were written as an attempt to write something as meaningless as possible.
Because that's what we need in life. Thanks, school.
Margoire definitely had a Gilbert ring.
4:30
lips 1: "i make my own economy to get rich"
lips 2: "it just works"
everyone knows pythons are unruly students those are cobras silly
Why do you think they need to be taught python? It’s not that easy for those not naturally versed in the language.
I normally hate everything about snakes but I love that picture
*bum bum bum*
Snail Cat ur below a comment that says “got any *r a p e s?”*
@@Jru0119 oml
Got any bUm
Bumbum booty
1:50 *IT'S LOSS LMAO*
Thank you so much for 9 likes lol and thx for the comment(s) means a lot
What's Loss?
6:53 I want to hear the dramatic reading does anyone have the link?
3:40 I literally just watched Cinema Sins and then came here I'm scared help
Maverick277 Gaming and Vlogs, use the power of Cinimasins carefully, tell all of your friends what's wrong with everything, help us save the world
The Markiplier one was the best
*Gasps* The *gasp* markiplier *gasp* one! *Wheeze*
As soon as I saw that first one I literally said “nope time for bed I am done with this” and then turned off my iPad and went to bed now I will watch it
lol *M U L T I P L I E R*
The first one really takes me back
The best part is hearing the voice trying to pronounce stuff and getting it completely wrong
despacito
@@rose21234 despacito 2: dospacito
Trespscito
despacito
des pa cito
de pap cito
dea pap city
death pap city
death papi city
You are here and at text2meme?
How the frick do you always get here first and to comment Despacito, which by the way I would have said too
Liked for you showing the thumbnail as the first post
0:24 I died lmao
1:00 holy sh-t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bruh, dats my fav youtuber you're making fun of! But still 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤
FROG
F RIENDSHIP
R ESPECT
O PTIMISM
G ET THE GUN BOBBY
Glad to see the amphibians doing well
Salamander
BOBERT*
Okay but I love the point and click one cuz I was not expecting School for Good and Evil-
I asked my mom about family heritage, apparently I'm part Scottish. And related to a king who isn't well known. Heritage is rather confusing.
0:51 because of the chemicals it the water
Whoever made that Bill Wurtz reference deserves a cookie
2:46 - I used to live about a mile away from that sign. That place is literally just a massage parlor of the "Karen thinks her essential oils aren't curing the cancer she got from bad customer service because her chakras are out of alignment" variety.
Puchiko is in literally every single tumblr video
1:14 i had this book. It was chaos for about 85% of the time, the other 15% everyone was confused or hating or screaming. It was gold.
What’s the book called
@@daisyjoy242 "the school for good and evil", it was also a lil scary and shcking sometimes
0:01 only true meme lords understand that
Indeed. The good ol' duck song.
At teh lemonade stand: Hey... Got any grapes?
The leaf one is hilarious.
6:55 can someone give me a link to that dramatic reading please? thanks
I came to the comments hoping someone found it. I know it's been 2 years, but if I find it I'll let you know mate
Ya'll need to find the voice over for 6:55. (The dramatic reading.)
It's worth the search.
I have the link and I'm just going through the comment section to send it to people who asked for it
I physically heard that first one out loud instead of seeing the picture
1:15 I’m sorry, is that SGE???!! #tagathaforlife #sophiethedramaqueen #INeedALifeOutsideOfBooks
"If your mother was still alive, i could swear that was her knock"
Her: SUPRISE BITCH I LIVED
3:22 Okay, who used polymorph on C'thun? Was it you, Jerry? Jerry, we talked about this. I know it seems funny, but now he's out of his eternal prison, and it's gonna wear off eventually, so put him back before he kills us all, ok?
Me: Tumblr bad
Also me: proceeds to watch a bunch of Tumblr videos on TH-cam
2:02
Well I know somebody who’s going to hell
sry i am stupid can you explain?
Lizzie B. I don’t get it either hehe
It’s you
10 more episodes till the magic number!!!
Okay but what about that dramatic reading tho. I must listen to it
myeow sounds so good lmao do it again-
'But did you DIE?' Has a whole new meaning today.
OMG the markiplier one 😂
4:26 Gabe Newell and Todd Howard
The thumbnail is wholesomely nostalgic
OK THIS IS EPIC
6:58: probably a rickroll
every homestuck flashback with that phemiec post
2:48 Where did "and they kill you" come from all of a sudden XD
1:54
IT TOOK ME A QUICK SECOND TO KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW WITH MY EYES
4:43
Me: what's it about?
Child: it's like, i dont know, the history of the entire world, I guess....or something
Tumblr is literally the best website ever.
2:22 I tend to call my friend Jack Jackathon
Got any *r a p e s ?*
Chekasallar ur above a comment that says bum bum bum
meme guy HDHSHSHHEHSHAH
You're actually above a comment that says "despacito"
The edge
*R A P E* machine broke
2:06 is the maddest I have ever felt in my life.
"Keyser". 😂😂
3:03 grim adventures of billy and Mandy anyone? Mandy found out her other world twin was the nice one before Mandy proceeds to make her just like well her. And billy fond out he smarter then his twin. (which is the scarier of the two in my view)
1:15 SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL REFERENCE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey bum bum bum got any grapes?
🍆
💦
🦆
How old is that Loss meme? Just when I thought it died, its shows up.
Bruh I have a friend who drinks pickle juice and my entire friend group once had a whole-ass debate on Instagram about whether or not pickle juice slaps or is disgusting af
2:47 I... I could walk to that exact building in 3 minutes
I’m already tRaCeR
1:50
I S T H I S L O S S
Whose lips are those
Gabe Newell and Todd Howard, Valve and Bethesda respectively.
@@Tehstachewhacker thank you i was unsure
Tehstachewhacker oh ok I recognized gaben but not the bottom one
@@Tehstachewhacker
Who are those people, or what thing do they play in?
(Yes, I am too lazy to look them up but not so much that I can't comment)
@pugkin
Ohhhh okay, that makes more sense now.
Maeyahow
MAEYAHEEEE
MAEYAHOOO
MAEYAHEEHEE
wheres the dramatic reading link I need it.
I mean Ochaco is broke that credit card a joke, Pass those 3 numbers up lads-
0:25 I will *NEVER* not find this post fucking halarious
8:09
I've never seen it this way but now I can't see it any other way.
4:39 Is that bottom one ... Tomas Ridgewell? I know that the top one is Gaben, the destroyer of good weapons, the destructor of dreams and the man who can only count to 2 and no more. But who's the bottom?
@C1AN3K who tf is that?
@C1AN3K St-Still ... still in the dark here.
3:27 there's a story that I want to write that I hevnt started cause I'm not talented but one of the other factors is being scared of not explaining everything properly and getting shat all over for one minute detail
Late night lmaao and mom's gonna be so mad
The last one though
Who just drops dead from seeing something scary?
Like damn, what was their blood pressure like?
Friend: Let’s play Overwatch!
Me: Yeah!
Friend: Ok, which character should I pick? Maybe I’ll be......Tracer
My mind: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it
Me: i’M aLrEaDy TrAcEr
4:24 i know the top is Gab, but is the pottem one Todd?
1:19 the person who noticed this will get free memes
@ 0:02 looks like howard the ducks bastard child.
IM SO SORRY WE DONT HAVE GRAPES THIS IS A LEMONADE STAND
2:08 I'm absolutely gobsmacked done with reality, later fuckers
3:40 lol *YAS*
2:08 how do you make loss into with lyrics?
That thumbnail gave me flashbacks.
0:03 = my childhood 👌
1:49
Hey, Young Blood
Doesn't it feel,
Like our time is running out?
I'm gonna change you,
Like a remix,
Then I'll raise you,
Like a Phoenix,
(Alternatively)
Nothing's wrong
Nothing's right
Spell it out in black and white
Got no mind but I got soul
A boy can live on rock and roll
Sing it loud, sing it clear, I said this year will be my year, year will be my year
That ain’t from a song, that’s some black magic spell
@@ahappycactus4332 I didn't know, and don't give a fuck
Was gonna recommend this to some of my friends but I don’t want them to know that their normie memes are dead
10:57 that ending song tho, smooth as fuck...
name plz? :D
Non anime watchers seeing the ochako thing be like
I hav grape but none for you
Saad please
meme queen of planet sheen never
2:20 i have been called Len for my hole life (am 16) :O somehow it became my nickname.(My actaul name is Leonid (im from germany))
4:02 Umm... why is the censor shaped that way?
What show or whatever was 5:48 from?
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