Love all the inside facts you share with us, Richard . A friend of mine worked a few years on Celebrity. They've worked on Cunard, Seabourn, Crystal , P&O, HAL and RCI on the Sun Viking! She was in charge of taking care of special guests and groups and her husband has been a Purser and a Casino Manager . Names -Dee & Chris Beckitt. They used to tell me some INSANE stories about everything and anything that can happened on their cruises. I can listen to them all day! They told me cruise lines have black lists of problematoc guests and this info is shared out amongst other lines. Ive heard many stories about wealthy sugar daddies /old men, with gold digger girlfriends and wives, who wanted to stay onboard, even though their old man had died onboard and needed repatriation! Loads of crazy stuff. Theyre retired, now. Originally from London both of them. Retired in Spain.
@@NoPantsProfits We've been sailing with Celebrity for over 15 years and we'd prefer they moved away from the kids (20 somethings) scene. We prefer the luxury and select audience. For us it was always a balance between Amazing Quality food, Luxury Stay, without dead people on the couches and without conga lines and bud light cans everywhere... right down the middle. Fun but really nice.... that's our sweet spot.
A little rambly at the end but, was your point that they focused too hard to the old folks demographic or were you meaning that they catered too much to their charters? Or both?
Both… they focused too much on getting the guests from their charters as their normal guests, angering their normal guests, basically they are stuck between a rock and a hard place.
@@NoPantsProfits I guess instead they should cater to old gays and combine the focus group. Magic Johnson has proven that can actually be a demographic these days, 20yrs ago, not so much. You were right about the old folks F’ing, my buddy worked at the State Hospital/nursing home and they used to catch the mental patients and elderly cracking it all the time in the “grove” garden area. Those little blue pills sell like meth in prison lol! 😝
I’m a carnival fan . I’m supposed to go on a celebrity cruise and it looks like it’s a just a bunch of senior citizens and lack of minorities. This should be interesting
Richard- Question What's the most expensive drink that you've ever had on a cruise ship? Mines one you hate😂- Cognac. Remy Martin Louis XIII L’Odyssee D’un Roi Cognac cost me $80 + grats for a half ounce. I know. I'm nuts, but the bar tender was so good at his job and looked after me so well that I ordered it deliberately cos the Beverage manager had shown up . I said "this fantastic bar tender of yours has convinced me to try it!".. Helped him impress the boss! 🎉
Carnival Is A FAR Better Cruise Line Then Anything Celebrity Offers And At 1/3 The Price! Jumping On Carnival Jubilee This Saturday... Enjoy Your Nursing Home!
Not sure I would say Carnival is better than anything Celebrity 🙂. If you are looking for quality food, quality service, Celebrity is the place. It is considered to be a higher end cruise line and they are. They upkeep the ships to a high standard. My next cruise will be my 10th cruise and have done Celebrity Edge in Europe, 5 on Royal, 1 on Norwegian Prima, 1 on Margaritaville out of West Palm Beach. Have noticed that each cruise has their own flare and can all be fun based on the people you go with. For me, best food so far has been on Norwegian.
X club Will be a thing of the past . It relates to Elon Musk, too much and they wanna be woke.. Thank you for the bud light reference. Keep doing you I love it
@@NoPantsProfits i will admit i have only been on 2 cruises. they were themed cruises i had no choice on cruise line firs twas msc. hated them. thought the food was awful. customer service bad also second was ncl. and loved them. it was the pearl, one of their oder ships. still loved it
Lmfao....this guy who spills beer down his neck says carnival is better than celebrity...hahahaha. he looks like the type that would fit perfectly on carnival 🤡. No credibility.
I worked for celebrity for 7 years, Lisa Lutoff Perso destroyed the company and her replacement is WORSE! The edge class is “fine” but the older ships have major issues. Carnival keeps up with keeping even their old ships fresh. I am correct and you have a predisposed view of carnival which was created by negative attention brought by other cruise lines. Carnival has basically gentrified its newer ships and has become an entirely different brand. The carnival brand is becoming stronger as celebrity fades. Hopefully celebrity can change course before all their passengers die!
@NoPantsProfits yet there are tons of reviews from cruisers who say they just got off reflection and it was top notch with zero complaints. You're one of those that must find fault in most everything in life. Yet you will take a low budget hot dog dining cruise line with screaming kids and claim it trumps all. A buddy of mine just went on MSC cruise and said never again.
@@NoPantsProfitsThis is one of my favorite videos. I love the behind the scenes/inside baseball stories of past experiences working with this cruise line...on this ship, no less.
Why is Carnival Cruise food rated the worst in the industry and Celebrity is rated the best in the industry. Drank another Bud Light because you obviously ain’t sober.
Celebrity- Dead'brity😂. I was contemplating a while ago Celebrity, but since researching on TH-cam, I'm put off. I also think I'll prefer the ability to stay in an " all in" MSC Yacht club rather than a standard balcony on Celebrity ships with no perks. Ok, Celebrity has great food on their Edge class ships. But, I prefer for my money, the overall fun and younger atmosphere than just posh food!🎉 ... I once did a Queen Mary Transatlantic from Southampton to NYC...It was like you say, "Gods waiting room". Everyone was in bed by 10pm😂.. the night club was dead. Yes the food was amazing, but when thats the ONLY thing to look forward to..Yawn...😴 maybe in 30 years time Celebrity will appeal to me? Ill be in my early 70s by then 😂
Ya'll have been such a big help! Thank you Robert for all your information! I'm a Kirsten too and we say our names the same way!!
Thanks.... I shared that comment with Kirsten and I (Richard not Robert) appreciate the comment too! Lol
@@NoPantsProfits I'm sorry Richard!
Love all the inside facts you share with us, Richard .
A friend of mine worked a few years on Celebrity.
They've worked on Cunard, Seabourn, Crystal , P&O, HAL and RCI on the Sun Viking!
She was in charge of taking care of special guests and groups and her husband has been a Purser and a Casino Manager . Names -Dee & Chris Beckitt.
They used to tell me some INSANE stories about everything and anything that can happened on their cruises. I can listen to them all day! They told me cruise lines have black lists of problematoc guests and this info is shared out amongst other lines. Ive heard many stories about wealthy sugar daddies /old men, with gold digger girlfriends and wives, who wanted to stay onboard, even though their old man had died onboard and needed repatriation! Loads of crazy stuff.
Theyre retired, now. Originally from London both of them. Retired in Spain.
Yeah… there are some insane stories!
People make your own fun. My husband and I have fun anywhere.
100% for sure. But it’s harder on here!
Kristine letting the crude sexual innuendo jokes fall flat… keep up the kind eyed dead pan… good job Kristin 😊
lol. To each their own! We cast a good pair.
1:44:30 No Malbec? If your cruise ship has less variety in wines than Costco, you've got some problems.
100000% correct!
You are certainly entitled to your opinion. The opening references to "dead people" were really off putting. I guess I just don't get it.
Cool… plenty of other TH-cam channels! If it’s not your style change the channel!
I like your style. Just found your channel... Subbed.@@NoPantsProfits
Just got off Beyond and we will take Celebrity all day any day over other lines we have been on.
What else have you been on? I have beyond booked for August!
@@NoPantsProfits Royal Caribbean and Carnival.
Great Thumbnail and nice that you are honest that you're a Carnival Cruise guy. It's a fair point of view from a Carnival fan. Nice job.
I cruise Celebrity too... hopefully with Lisa gone now and Krazy Kaptain Kate gone soon... Celebrity can fix the brand!
@@NoPantsProfits We've been sailing with Celebrity for over 15 years and we'd prefer they moved away from the kids (20 somethings) scene. We prefer the luxury and select audience. For us it was always a balance between Amazing Quality food, Luxury Stay, without dead people on the couches and without conga lines and bud light cans everywhere... right down the middle. Fun but really nice.... that's our sweet spot.
😂😂😂😂 Loved the review and the back and forth banter ❤
Glad you did… Kirsten will be on another cruise on the Celebrity Slummit (summit) in a few months time!
Is this cruise normally crowded?
In high season yes.... low season no.... best time to cruise is January on this ship!
@@NoPantsProfits I hope September won’t be to crowded thanks ❤️
Nice Apple "Museum" 😂! I can't believe your crew password still works over a decade later😮
Total mismanagement.
@@NoPantsProfits Idleness
"No, no, no" triple decling gratuities. 😬
Love your channel. Amusing crypto to cruises arc.☺🌙
I still do crypto too and it pops up here from time to time.... working on a new crypto scam now. Exposing it, not committing it.
A little rambly at the end but, was your point that they focused too hard to the old folks demographic or were you meaning that they catered too much to their charters? Or both?
Both… they focused too much on getting the guests from their charters as their normal guests, angering their normal guests, basically they are stuck between a rock and a hard place.
@@NoPantsProfits I guess instead they should cater to old gays and combine the focus group. Magic Johnson has proven that can actually be a demographic these days, 20yrs ago, not so much. You were right about the old folks F’ing, my buddy worked at the State Hospital/nursing home and they used to catch the mental patients and elderly cracking it all the time in the “grove” garden area. Those little blue pills sell like meth in prison lol! 😝
I’m a carnival fan . I’m supposed to go on a celebrity cruise and it looks like it’s a just a bunch of senior citizens and lack of minorities. This should be interesting
Yes it will be!
Would you do a video on how celebrity has gone down and how they can fix it ?
Sure. My next cruise is on Summit Early January!
@@NoPantsProfits Thanks Richard I look forward to it.
Say hi to Capt. Kate
Love me some Kirsten. She seems like a good cruise partner
She will be back soon!
Thanks Richard!!!
Btw. Love your videos on the casinos
WOW!
Totally true too!
Kinkey mistress that is a golden line ❤😂
I know right?
Waste of time, do not watch. Not sure of the point of this video?
Cool!
Agree 100%! 🤦♀️
I actually find Richard to be a Wealth of inside information about many cruise lines.
vlogger wannabees youtube is getting inundated now
Yup, carnival cruisers.
Richard- Question
What's the most expensive drink that you've ever had on a cruise ship?
Mines one you hate😂- Cognac.
Remy Martin Louis XIII L’Odyssee D’un Roi Cognac cost me $80 + grats for a half ounce. I know. I'm nuts, but the bar tender was so good at his job and looked after me so well that I ordered it deliberately cos the Beverage manager had shown up . I said "this fantastic bar tender of yours has convinced me to try it!".. Helped him impress the boss! 🎉
I’ve been given some nice things, but never bought them.
@@NoPantsProfits Wow! Posh
You want a party ship maybe book your next cruise on Carnival. You are both dressed for it. Hahaha
Carnival Is A FAR Better Cruise Line Then Anything Celebrity Offers And At 1/3 The Price! Jumping On Carnival Jubilee This Saturday... Enjoy Your Nursing Home!
You get what you pay for , Enjoy your low class ship.
Not sure I would say Carnival is better than anything Celebrity 🙂. If you are looking for quality food, quality service, Celebrity is the place. It is considered to be a higher end cruise line and they are. They upkeep the ships to a high standard. My next cruise will be my 10th cruise and have done Celebrity Edge in Europe, 5 on Royal, 1 on Norwegian Prima, 1 on Margaritaville out of West Palm Beach. Have noticed that each cruise has their own flare and can all be fun based on the people you go with. For me, best food so far has been on Norwegian.
Celebrity Cruises Defense Force out here in the comments lol. Carnival is way more fun for way less money.
If Carnival is so much fun then why do so many passengers jump overboard? 😂@@arcanistkingofkarse3635
It’s hard for me to take your comments seriously.
To each their own!
X club Will be a thing of the past . It relates to Elon Musk, too much and they wanna be woke.. Thank you for the bud light reference. Keep doing you I love it
You are not wrong….lol! I love X.com
Did you actually find two dead people?
Love your videos
When I worked for the company yes... One in that exact location and one in the main theater.
now i really like kristian. my favorite is norwegian also.
We have an NCL cruise coming up.... stay tuned!
@@NoPantsProfits i will admit i have only been on 2 cruises. they were themed cruises i had no choice on cruise line
firs twas msc. hated them. thought the food was awful. customer service bad also
second was ncl. and loved them. it was the pearl, one of their oder ships. still loved it
Can you say pineapple club?
Your comment can!
los del video no son tan jovenes, pero espero que al menos lleguen a la tercera edad.
Im sorry. Not even google translate is helping here!
I didn't know bud was still in business
Seems it still is! Lol
Lmfao....this guy who spills beer down his neck says carnival is better than celebrity...hahahaha. he looks like the type that would fit perfectly on carnival 🤡. No credibility.
I worked for celebrity for 7 years, Lisa Lutoff Perso destroyed the company and her replacement is WORSE! The edge class is “fine” but the older ships have major issues. Carnival keeps up with keeping even their old ships fresh. I am correct and you have a predisposed view of carnival which was created by negative attention brought by other cruise lines. Carnival has basically gentrified its newer ships and has become an entirely different brand. The carnival brand is becoming stronger as celebrity fades. Hopefully celebrity can change course before all their passengers die!
Thanks for watching and commenting.
@NoPantsProfits yet there are tons of reviews from cruisers who say they just got off reflection and it was top notch with zero complaints. You're one of those that must find fault in most everything in life. Yet you will take a low budget hot dog dining cruise line with screaming kids and claim it trumps all. A buddy of mine just went on MSC cruise and said never again.
Leave the comedy to the Comedians too much of your faces then the actual ship itself maybe a new gig is an order
To each their own… thanks for watching!
@@NoPantsProfitsThis is one of my favorite videos. I love the behind the scenes/inside baseball stories of past experiences working with this cruise line...on this ship, no less.
This guy is a clown and doesn’t understand the channel
Kristine your hair reminds me of cotton candy.
I agree! She will try the cotton candy drink at the fortune teller bar on MardiGras in October.
@@NoPantsProfits Well Richard guess I had you pegged wrong. You weren't a frat guy so that makes you a Gamma Delta Iota G Damn Independent. Get it?
I bet you got matching underwear for your shirt dude
Thanks for the comment, it will make sure MORE people see this video!
Why is Carnival Cruise food rated the worst in the industry and Celebrity is rated the best in the industry. Drank another Bud Light because you obviously ain’t sober.
It’s not, the cruise lines pay for the ratings!
It is called a ship not a boat, so obviously you need to get on your little dinghy and sail away
Celebrity is fucked!
Celebrity- Dead'brity😂. I was contemplating a while ago Celebrity, but since researching on TH-cam, I'm put off.
I also think I'll prefer the ability to stay in an " all in" MSC Yacht club rather than a standard balcony on Celebrity ships with no perks.
Ok, Celebrity has great food on their Edge class ships. But, I prefer for my money, the overall fun and younger atmosphere than just posh food!🎉 ...
I once did a Queen Mary Transatlantic from Southampton to NYC...It was like you say, "Gods waiting room". Everyone was in bed by 10pm😂.. the night club was dead.
Yes the food was amazing, but when thats the ONLY thing to look forward to..Yawn...😴 maybe in 30 years time Celebrity will appeal to me? Ill be in my early 70s by then 😂
lol! Carnival Celebration may be more your style!
@@NoPantsProfits I have to admit, your video of the Jubilee made me see how nice that is. I think I would be up for Carnivals newer ships, yeah!
stop drinking woke beer
I do it for the memes! It tastes like shit!
Never was a fan of Bud or its watered-down version, Bud Light. If that had been my first beer, I would have never continued drinking beer.
I can see why do you like Carnival Cruise? Obviously you’re too drunk and looking for other couples
Thanks for commenting and helping more people see this video.
You guys should stick to carnival, also hit the salad bar more instead of that buffet😂
Too bad we are back on Celebrity next month!