The Hydrogen Sulfide component of farts (rotten eggs smell) is noticeable around 0.01ppm and grows in intensity till it becomes a disgusting sweet smell at 30ppm. Above 100ppm One rapidly losses the ability to smell it due to Olfactory fatigue/paralysis. Concentrations of 1000ppm to 2000ppm and above can cause near instant Death to humans. Truly Silent But[t] Deadly. 😶💩☠ 😱
You squirrel coughing, nanite swarm infested, smooth talking rogue. Ya had me going. Really going. I just sat on the edge of my seat for 20 minutes for a fart joke....well done.
@@henrypaleveda7760 You mean SCP foundation?I don't follow the lore at all cause the size is intimidating,you might've spoiled something I could've been looking forward to...
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb No. Issac Asimov wrote a science fiction series called "FOUNDATION" which was about the fall and resurgence of humanity's empire in the galaxy.
@@henrypaleveda7760 OOOOOHHHH I don't have the ability to be interested in those.I just don't read actual phisical books,and none of his are sold around me. But ending his series like that is such a power move,I wish more creators would be willing to stop taking themselves so seriously.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb the last line of the book is "It wouldn't have made a difference; I didn't take to calling myself "Mule" because of my nose." The villain in the last part is called "The Mule"
@@TheMonkey747 Methane is yes, natural gas used for cooking and heating in homes and the like have extra compounds to give the distinctive smell. The methane itself though is as you said odourless.
Porcelain breaker!Haven't heard that one!Might use it sometime...AND YES That damned fucking diplomat needs to be pegged by the angriest,biggest horsecock in the solar system,have all his joints broken,incinerated,then left in some forgotten forrested fitch where a thousand flies will infest his armpits under the scorching rays of the Sun!
@@JosephKano That is so not true, it was just her misfortune to live in such a murderous hellhole. Don't blame the elderly Deathworlder because she lives on a Deathworld in one of its more deadly cities.
I was going to say, you get methane from simple bio degrading plant matter. Any life supporting planet would have SOME in the atmosphere, sulphur dioxide on the other hand, a little rarer.
Oh thank you for this one. Nearly died laughing, especially at the poor general having to explain the source of the toxins... On a more serious note, I can ABSOLUTELY see something like this happening.
Butt quake... first time hearing that. Also what toes DS rep mean? Overall I can say, you're one of the few youtubers I actively look forward to and willing try to catch your premeres.... I take that back. By few, I mean you're one of 2 people I look forward to.
You should also check Zren + his friend who did Empyrean Iris narration (willow something,can't remmember),Net Narrator,and recently I found a timid-voiced fellow who does "those days with the monsters" called A GOOD BEAN.Happy browsing.
oh man, here I am, listening to this story in the dark, trying with all my strenght not to laugh too hard, as to wake up wife next to me, pure genius !!!!
Every Marine office IS a jarhead ground pounder in disguise! That is what makes them so very good at their jobs. Oh and on a different note. Why do marines have leather collars? To form an airtight seal when they screw on their jarheads.
i love this story i get tears from laughing so freaking hard. i have herd it twice and this is something i can picture happening in real life. well, if we ever got to the stars for real.
Argo squirril should read some DnD (aka dungeons & dragons) story's because of his voice and he actually gets into reading it unlike other people who read it but constantly put their ads in the story's books and novals that people make on the internet and squirril doesn't do that at least he does it when at the beginning after intro or at the end I can understand the reason why it's at the beginning or the end and I respect that
I like these stories of things happening because of basic human biology but yet the end result is deadly to aliens. Who would have thought you really can kill with a fart.
Oh ha ha, I once took my girlfriend to Nero's Hickory Hut. He had his own special method of preparing his meals. She told me it was the best kept secret in our cities. Can't vouch for how it would have affected an extraterrestrial though. In terms of BBQ, you could not get better, not even with the chain stores. Sadly, there are none even among the best that can even come close to what he did. Yes I'm prejudiced in his favor being he was a personal friend. He even served a famous singer, (Johnny Mathis). Just so you know, I have seen a fart lit on fire.
Not sure, probably not the methane to be honest as it would be present anywhere there is something like plant life as some amount is given off with decomposition. Also any organisms evolving in a similar atmo to Earths would probably be Oxygen breathers, so again would likely produce some in the digestive process. Something like sulphur dioxide maybe though, that may be more feasible, and its small amounts of that gas that gives certain bottom explosions distinctive.... aroma's!
The moment I heard them say that even the others across the room started getting sick, I thought: 'Someone crop-dusted the aliens.'
Elaborate on that,from what I do know a crop-duster would be a type of tool no?
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb a crop duster fart is a fart that spreads across a room like a crop duster spreads material across the field.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb in basic someone walks by people while farting, like a crop duster spreading manure.
@@brianmeans5965 Oh,that almost makes sense?
Gives new meaning to 'silent but deadly'.
The Hydrogen Sulfide component of farts (rotten eggs smell) is noticeable around 0.01ppm and grows in intensity till it becomes a disgusting sweet smell at 30ppm. Above 100ppm One rapidly losses the ability to smell it due to Olfactory fatigue/paralysis. Concentrations of 1000ppm to 2000ppm and above can cause near instant Death to humans. Truly Silent But[t] Deadly. 😶💩☠ 😱
Celar, Celans, Mortalis.
There's another hfy actually called silent but deadly . It's along these same lines. It's read by either agro or net narrator
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING XD
You squirrel coughing, nanite swarm infested, smooth talking rogue. Ya had me going. Really going. I just sat on the edge of my seat for 20 minutes for a fart joke....well done.
the last person to do that was When Asimov ended the Foundation series with a dick joke.
@@henrypaleveda7760 You mean SCP foundation?I don't follow the lore at all cause the size is intimidating,you might've spoiled something I could've been looking forward to...
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb No. Issac Asimov wrote a science fiction series called "FOUNDATION" which was about the fall and resurgence of humanity's empire in the galaxy.
@@henrypaleveda7760 OOOOOHHHH I don't have the ability to be interested in those.I just don't read actual phisical books,and none of his are sold around me.
But ending his series like that is such a power move,I wish more creators would be willing to stop taking themselves so seriously.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb the last line of the book is "It wouldn't have made a difference; I didn't take to calling myself "Mule" because of my nose." The villain in the last part is called "The Mule"
Why is this file labeled: "Contingency plan: Fart gun"?
It's a modern take on the concept of "Foreshadowing".
Gru is finally gonna have a use for that damn thing
Fard.mp3
@@randomd2146 Everyone real quiet after it dropped
Because we couldn't get funding for the Diarrhea Cannon Project
That must have been a buttload of shots fired, kinda surprised the other people in that room didn't smell anything strange if it was THAT bad.
The dying xeno was more attention-grabbing.
That POS constant farting was usual.
Isn't methane odorless? The main 'scent' is hydrogen sulfide... apparently the xenos are fine with that compound...
@@TheMonkey747 Methane is yes, natural gas used for cooking and heating in homes and the like have extra compounds to give the distinctive smell. The methane itself though is as you said odourless.
@@alganhar1 Correct, the rotten egg smell in natural gas, comes from sulfur added for safety, so that people will sense the leak.
Looks like the kind of silly thing that could be overlooked.
with how harsh the diplomat was being, I figured something was up, but I didn't think a porcelain breaker would have been behind it. ;P
Porcelain breaker!Haven't heard that one!Might use it sometime...AND YES
That damned fucking diplomat needs to be pegged by the angriest,biggest horsecock in the solar system,have all his joints broken,incinerated,then left in some forgotten forrested fitch where a thousand flies will infest his armpits under the scorching rays of the Sun!
My aunt broke a toilet with farts
@@chrome7657 Calm down buddie,this isn't a competition.
But if it was you /your aunt'd win.
Outstanding and original idea for a story. Thank you Agro for the reading.
A pleasure , glad you enjoyed
Liked this one. A bit like "Murder she wrote" with Jessica Fletcher.
The Cabot Cove Butcher who would murder people then come up with clever ways to blame others. Very interesting serial killer that one.
@@JosephKano That is so not true, it was just her misfortune to live in such a murderous hellhole. Don't blame the elderly Deathworlder because she lives on a Deathworld in one of its more deadly cities.
I laughed so hard in the last 2 minutes of this story that I involuntarily lobbed a few air biscuits.
pew puff
Sometimes, you get sulfur dioxide in a fart, namely from onions, garlic, beans, and broccoli.
And if that mixes with water in a membrane, it could do damage to something sensitive.
I was going to say, you get methane from simple bio degrading plant matter. Any life supporting planet would have SOME in the atmosphere, sulphur dioxide on the other hand, a little rarer.
Trace H2S too. Assuming a umm....serious problem has...OCCURED...
Middle school level humor yep. Middle school level humor taken up to adult life yep. Chef kiss.
And Into Space!
My god thank those nanite swarms, i needed that laugh
:)
Oh thank you for this one. Nearly died laughing, especially at the poor general having to explain the source of the toxins...
On a more serious note, I can ABSOLUTELY see something like this happening.
glad you enjoyed
"we started a dust up" ..... well thats gotta be it right?
thats even better XD
There was a moment I thought the security dust was the problem.
Me too.
ROFL SBD silent but Deadly! What a honker, damn geese, I thought I smelled something fowl.. er... Foul. LoL
Butt quake... first time hearing that. Also what toes DS rep mean? Overall I can say, you're one of the few youtubers I actively look forward to and willing try to catch your premeres.... I take that back. By few, I mean you're one of 2 people I look forward to.
Diplomatic Service would be my guess
You should also check Zren + his friend who did Empyrean Iris narration (willow something,can't remmember),Net Narrator,and recently I found a timid-voiced fellow who does "those days with the monsters" called A GOOD BEAN.Happy browsing.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb never heard of bean , thanks will check them out too.
@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb ahh, diamond willow? She rarely upload but if she did, it'll be a blast
@@basrengangetch.2042 When I was watching her vids she responded frequently to comments.
I almost made it here on time. Had to rewind a bit. FTA~!
Finished watching. Nearly died at the ending. Christ.
For the algorithm
Farts are all fun and games till they put someone into a coma
As they say, he who denyied it supplied it
yarp
Shoot fired? I would Say bombe drop with a payload of mustard gaz x3
This is the third time I've listened to the story when it gets to the end and you always have me laughing my ass off of it
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
Talk about a disasster
oh man, here I am, listening to this story in the dark, trying with all my strenght not to laugh too hard, as to wake up wife next to me, pure genius !!!!
I expected capsaicin, but this was hilarious xD
:)
Drink everytime that the diplomatic attache asks to speak to someone's manager.
Krell are incredibly weak to methane. Ill use that info in a war if needed.
Silent, but deathly.
That pompous attache needed a trip out the airlock. Of course he'd be responsible and try to blame everyone else.
my spine is pretty bad today, spams are just too terrible. i have to restart this to hear it all again but phew thank god i had it ty ty ty
Hope it gets better , enjoy the laughs
Been there (or similar). Hope it gets better for you. Best regards.
So literally 'Silent but Deadly'. What fun
The attache will be forever known as he who dealt it.
I really though that it would be the spices in the air that did it
Indian food is deadly when it's still being cooked.
For the Squerrils!
For the algorithm
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
For the butt quake!
I was thinking that the lieutenant was wearing perfume, and that caused the problem.
Little did I know that it was a different kind of "perfume" 😂
The Shart Heard Across the Galaxy!
Silent, but deadly!
From the first few minutes I suspected a gas attack. Was not disappointed.
Silent, but deadly.
Imagine the headline
Krell diplomat nearly dies from toxic human farts, new protocols enacted:
a new form off assassination would be born , a shart in the dark
For bless Whitaker’s vocabulary on farts.
Every Marine office IS a jarhead ground pounder in disguise! That is what makes them so very good at their jobs. Oh and on a different note. Why do marines have leather collars? To form an airtight seal when they screw on their jarheads.
Now is human farts
...
this... this somehow seems... plausible
scary stuff
Trouser sneeze! Silent but deadly! 🤢😵
quite the diplomatic menu.
OMG I spewed coffee everywhere, that was EPIC!!!
"Dropped a butt quake"😂😂😂
God, imagine farting so bad you nearly start a war
Given enough first contact scenarios, this is almost guaranteed to happen at some point. If it doesn’t lead to war, it will be hilarious.
How did I see that this was gonna be the result at the start of the video.
Of all the bad times to step on a duck, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Also, nice 20-minute fart joke.
I'm proud to say I guessed the solutiob within the first 20 seconds.
For the Beano!
Finally
Gru’s fart gun can do some damage
🤣🤣🤣
That's one heck of an accident! XD
For the algorithm!
For the algorithm
Farts
Silent but deadly
in space no one can hear you...
I laughed entirely too hard at the end. I needed that.
The conflict of the intergalactic texmex farts...
Bless the Squerril
Good I love Tex mex dishes
I love this it gos into the details of basic human biology interfering with basic alien nature
:)
i love this story i get tears from laughing so freaking hard. i have herd it twice and this is something i can picture happening in real life. well, if we ever got to the stars for real.
Ah well wars have been started or worst things, some guys ear, some dudes noise, a bucket, stolen cow, a lost soccer game..
Krell bathrooms and human bathrooms are to have entirely separate ventilation systems
yarp
A monster butt quake almost ends the world!
I was half expecting it to be capsaicin
Argo squirril should read some DnD (aka dungeons & dragons) story's because of his voice and he actually gets into reading it unlike other people who read it but constantly put their ads in the story's books and novals that people make on the internet and squirril doesn't do that at least he does it when at the beginning after intro or at the end I can understand the reason why it's at the beginning or the end and I respect that
He does read fantasy in the same vein as dnd, like ars magica and scifi fantasy.
Check out the Genre of Litrpg , some are actually based of the DnD ruleset
Warning the humans have the ass-blaster 9000 I repeat the humans have the ass-blaster 9000
Silent but deathly has a whole new meaning. now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew it was fart from the beginning, but it was still hilarious, mainly from 18:40
:)
Ah (other word for manure) here we go again
Gives new meaning to ‘silent, but deadly’
pew no pwef
Wow that was early Federation days
Replace the old man's voice with an overactive Captain Kirk.
I figured it was going to be something the Krell ate... I guess I was half right xD
ass-blasted an alien laughed outloud tears in my eyes . thank you good job
A genuine silent but deadly.
Well Written
Ha haha 😄. Interstellar gas attack 🤣.
People always talk about the consequences of miscommunication, but this is the first time I've ever heard of mis-bodily functions.
Draconic bob
He cropdusted them into a coma😂😂
I like these stories of things happening because of basic human biology but yet the end result is deadly to aliens. Who would have thought you really can kill with a fart.
Lol 😂 farts 💨 nearly started an interstellar war.
i thought it was going to be the LT's perfume.
I had better stay off the Krell home world. I could wipe out the whole planet, I am a walking methane generator.
well that stinks.
Oh ha ha, I once took my girlfriend to Nero's Hickory Hut. He had his own special method of preparing his meals. She told me it was the best kept secret in our cities. Can't vouch for how it would have affected an extraterrestrial though. In terms of BBQ, you could not get better, not even with the chain stores. Sadly, there are none even among the best that can even come close to what he did. Yes I'm prejudiced in his favor being he was a personal friend. He even served a famous singer, (Johnny Mathis).
Just so you know, I have seen a fart lit on fire.
:)
Shots fired ! : )
pew puff
Silent but deadly!
Longest best fart joke
:)
Guess this species is lucky that they aren't part of South Park's universe
yarp
I needed that laugh! Thank you!
I love that this is hilarious and also a legitimate problem if we ever meet aliens and they come from a different atmosphere
glad you enjoyed
Not sure, probably not the methane to be honest as it would be present anywhere there is something like plant life as some amount is given off with decomposition. Also any organisms evolving in a similar atmo to Earths would probably be Oxygen breathers, so again would likely produce some in the digestive process. Something like sulphur dioxide maybe though, that may be more feasible, and its small amounts of that gas that gives certain bottom explosions distinctive.... aroma's!
lol
that wasn't what i was expecting
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.
I am saddened to learn that there are Karens in our future.
I know what happening when I heard Tex Mex