ONE PIECE D&D: MARINES #17 | "Flawed Perfections" | Tekking101, Lost Pause, 2Spooky & Briggs
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THE 17th EPISODE OF One Piece Dungeons and Dragons MARINES!! featuring
Tekkng101:
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Lost Pause
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Briggs
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2Spooky
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At by Kaerru
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Drop your sails, raise the alarms!
He'll stop your ship, he'll cause you harms!
Fear his wrath, embrace his charms!
Evil beware of Anchor Arms!
Y'all dont sleep on this comment
WWW
we need the rap!
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What nice lyrics!
Will Kai beat the allegations?
Will Yokan learn nuance?
Will Damien ever defeat Jeperd?
Will Bradley save his sister?
Will Taiga learn how to interact with women?
Will Belle ever stop vibing?
Find out in this episode of ONE PIECE DND: MARINES!
Kai allegations 💀💀💀
I think the one piece for taiga is a girlfriend
I read this as “Will Kai beat the alligators” and it got So Much Funnier after I re-read it. LMAO
Dude, Alter is terrifying. This man single-handedly fights Yokan and Bradley, dodges everything while on fire, isn't fazed by anything, insta-knock out attacks and dies smiling as his charred skeleton is still standing and looking at you. Yokan about to have mega trauma.
The Hito Pirates really are a threat, i tought that Alter would be the weak but intelligent guy who has Dave as his strenght, but i think that while he was making The semi-zombies of other races he was also hitting The gym lol
@@cesarmito5341He gets all his gains by chopping all day 💪
I miss read Yokan as Yonko so I read “This man single-handedly fights *Yonko* 😂and I just went crazy
@@Kronos_9000 ngl, for a second a read the exact same thing, but with Alter's performance in this video MAYBE in another univers he May be a YC or something lol
@@cesarmito5341 I mean nah he hasnt got any haki or anything up his sleeve, could make it onto a yonkos crew as a doctor or hogback-esque scientist
Alter is like a Bloodborne Boss and none of the Party was ready for him. Terrifying man.
Dude Altar is an absolute menace! He’s like that shounen villain that the main characters fight early on too show how powerful the world is.
He definitely surpasses my expectations on surprisingly being a good physical fighter
I tought he would be the smart but weak guy and Dave was the real menace , it ended up that Alter was the real boss lol
@@cesarmito5341 I like how he is good with scalpels because it’s perfect
@@crocoboi7936 exactly lol
He really sets the bar for the grandline
@@TheRealGeorgeCostanza yeah, now is the time for them to face Hugh Man. Honestly i think that Hugh Man is a Shichibukai, no way The marines would let him make all the crap that he does without answers unless he is a ally of the WG, even marines were on the Custodian's Island so i think that Hugh Man becomes a Shichibukai after the Timber Lord's death
Anchor arms unironically my favorite addition such a random character but somehow charming
Like jimmy
@@Monkeyman7272_Jimmy D. Mob solos the verse
In this episode of One Piece D&D Marines:
- The gang continues their fight against Arzen at home and the Vore enthusiast
- Damian and Belle sing "Burn Baby Burn"
- Belle damn near gives the audience a heart attack
- Damian proves that his hands are deadlier than literal explosions
- The power of racism and carpentry oneshots the power of Justice and Catgirls
- ANCHOR ARMS DOES 5 WHOLE DAMAGE!
- Anchor Arms dies immediately after...
- Fueled by rage, Kai and Belle disregard all the potential allegations and proceed to stab the religious son of a carpenter and set him ablaze (seriously someone should give Belle a fire dial)
- HOLY SHIT! Anchor Arms actually survived!
- Bradley manages to rescue 3/4ths of his sister
- Said sister is a literal walking talking red flag
- Yokan goes off the deep end while Kai begins to reevaluate his morals, meanwhile Damian looks more like the token good guy with each episode
- Taiga learns how to read off screen and shows the most and at the same time the least amount of self awareness he ever showed before
-Gunner writes an entire book's worth of dad jokes to compensate for the fact that he never got the chance to be a dad himself
- Damian and Anchor Arms have a moral debate about anchor rights
Why did the Gunner thing make me sad 😔
the 3/4 got me🤣🤣🤣
I have never heard of a more obvious future villain than bradleys sister, homegirl is just SHOUTING shes gonna become a villain
That's true! Taiga couldn't read before. Though it could be that he had the Custodian read the book for him 😂
Dude, this is so targeted but it’s hilarious. Keep doing this.
I’m starting to think Kai didn’t get an education and learned everything he knows through fishing
From what I understood, Kai comes from a little village of fishermen so he has kinda no knowledge of the outside world
yeah and from what it sounds like he was practically raised and taught on how to be a good fisherman so it makes sense that he has no awareness of the world beside anything fishing related.
the last couple fights, Belle's been very explosions and fire focused and I kinda love it
Poor Yokan.
Well, Ankor arms was there 🤣
The Nier and Lost Odyssey music is so good
Rustage just waged war on the Monopoly and Funko Pop fandom.
When ?
How ?
@@RexSalazar-h5f
4:45-5:30
The beginning
Nah honestly he was spitting straight facts
@@lordfreezer5631 I never said it was a bad thing.
And at about 36:10 when Tekking mentions the splash zone, it reminded me of SAOA Kirito fighting Rosalia and her goons when he says "The first 3 rows are a splash zone" 😂
I loved that line
Barry has really been around for 5 gosh darn years!?!?
It legitimately feels like he is still a brand new addition to Tekking's Channel
I feel like he's been here forever
I like the fact that Damien says to his crew is genuine
Tekking and spooky on hearing the monopoly and funko pop blasphemy: "I'm surrounded by shitfucks"
Branch 101 Performance Review #17:
Kai: Noticeable improvement in speed, training's on that front is paying dividends. Humored Taiga's stolen jokes.
Belle: Narrowly avoided being swallowed multiple times. Threw a makeshift explosive down the gullet of Dave, working in conjunction with Damian's ploy, causing massive damage. Set Alter on fire, ultimately putting an end to him with another makeshift explosive. Served as Selena's seeing-eye Crab.
Bradley Briggs: Slippery. Rescued and gave first-aid to his sister, Selena.
Yokan: Blind fury seems to affect her effectiveness in combat. The horrors on Alter's base may have mentally affected her more than anyone else on her crew, strengthening her commitment to Absolute Justice.
Damian: Succeeded at the clever stratagem of getting the monstrous Dave to eat a metal device and then super-heating it. Created a prosthetic hand for Selena, but could not convince her to take it, handing it over to Bradley.
Choppa: Standing by -_-
Taiga Kibbleton: Successfully held down the ship while the rest of his crew dealt with Alter. Struggles at comedy. Rightfully saw Selena as out of his league.
CASUALTY REPORT:
Bradley Briggs: Rendered unconscious after repeated stab wounds, brought back to fighting condition via a medkit applied by Yokan.
Yokan: Rendered unconscious after repeated stab wounds to the arms, brought back to fighting condition via Heather's healing music.
Taiga Kibbleton: Smacked in the face by Selena, no lasting damage.
(Heather seems to have the ability to seemingly magically improve performance and morale on an individual basis as well as a paralysis attack. "Anchor Arms" anchored Dave in place for long enough to dispatch of him. He's got the spirit, I'd endorse his recruitment. In spite of her condition, Selena seems ready and willing to fight alongside this crew against the Hito Hito Pirates, though she is in no way primed for long term cooperation.)
Please do anchor arms next time
Awesome
@@ThatdeadfrogAnchor Arms isn’t an official marine yet, not until Jiro approves his enlistment.
👍🏽 Job
Isn’t it Strange how Kai is the only one to not hug Bradley hmm?
Kai is not beating the racist allegations
He's putting on the Make the Grand Line Great Again hat whether he likes it or not
Heather was pretty clutch with hold person and hideous laughter against Dave. Dave might have done even more damage if she wasn’t there.
does she have a df its so weird how she has her powers if not
@@theslayer7134yes it was stated as the satyr satyr no mi lest episode
@@diamond_chaosthanks for letting me know. Im worried that this teams gonna be busted with somebody with hold person AND hideous laughter
@@theslayer7134 it should be fine there only using the bard class so it should be balanced
@@diamond_chaoslisten if Scanlan has taught me anyrhing is that you never underestimate a bard, no matter who it is.
The timing on them drinking was basically perfect 1:41:05
I know right? XD
I imagined this creature in the thumbnail to be more of a mad scientist and not sexy 💀
Same here lol.
leave it to kaeruu to make everyone drop dead gorgeous
I can't help but imagine when Heather casted Tasha's hideous laughter she was playing binks sake
Take a shot every time Kai says "I'm a fisherman"
And also every time captain Anchor Arms says "I've got anchor arms!" or reveals a crime he accidentaly commited in the past
So one hell of a night
Stats tracker for this episode. (the crit fail number are minus off the total)
Kai 10 KOs 8 crit 6 crit fail 335 damage 174 damage 7 in healing tank 34/49 in accuracy 7/22 evasion. Total: 569
Yokan 12 KOs 11 crit 2 crit fail 579 damage 211 damage tank 15 in healing 70/109 in accuracy 20/38 in evasion. Total: 916
Bradley 17+ KOs 12 crit 3 crit fail 617 damage 127 damage tank 63 in healing 38/49 in accuracy 13/25 in evasion. Total: 882
Damian 11+ KOs 5 crit 3 crit fail 452 damage 232 damage tank 60 in healing 48/60 in accuracy 12/24 in evasion. Total: 817
Taiga 5 KOs 5 crit 4 crit fail 171 damage 189 damage tank 21 in healing 22/48 in accuracy 8/21 in evasion. Total: 417
Belle 4 KOs 4 crit 4 crit fail 243 damage 91 damage tank 15/28 in accuracy 2/5 in evasion Total: 355
Heather 12 in healing 1/1 in accuracy. Total 13
Anchor Arms 5 damage 47 damage tank 3/6 in accuracy 0/2 in evasion. Total:55
1.Yokan 2. Bradley 3.Damian 4. Kai 5. Taiga 6. Belle 7. Anchor arms 8. Heather.
Doing this for Isekai next week.
Man, this is really helpful!
That's why he's the 🐐 !
The 🐐 !!!
@@JiangGo1998 She*
Omg thank you. Goat comment
I love the fact Anchor arms didn't do the least damage!😂
Seems like Yokan is going with the absolute justice part of the marines.
Yokan would definitely be an Akainu stan!
Well that explains the red flag shes got around her.
That's very true Yokan may be a threat in the future
@@JiangGo1998 yukan would never kill a fellow marine because he ran from a lossing or shot a boat full of civilians
Anchor Arms is best boy
We need that Achor Arms Rap Rustage 🔫
yeah this is the squad. been listening to isekai in between marines episodes and really miss 2spooky and noble
I really hope DJ Riptide joins the crew and DJs for the marines. Little girl needs to learn to accept everyone and drop fat beats for justice ™️
Now don’t call me evil but….
Alter looking kinda fire, don’t you think?
*points to a random door* The door is right there, take your unfunny ass out
(I don't actually mean it. I just wanted to say the line)
oh yeah you're gettin these racist allegations too buddy you're goin with kai 😭🙏
If only the cute boy wasn't a racist
Pun intended?
YES PUN INTENDED, IM NOT RACIST
hopes and dreams when anchorarms finally hit dave was on point
If William was introduced into this story by introducing an old man just to have William arrive to kill him, I would absolutely love it
That would be terrible
I really shouldnt but.... I love Anchor Arms I'm going to be so sad when he gets 1 shot by a Yonkou 😂😂
He's definitely gonna get the Louis LeCloque Special
Pray for Anchor Arms
I'm disappointed that Dave didn't make it on the thumbnail. I want to see how his amalgamation of body parts would actually look. And if we had to get Alter at least he could have been on fire with his skull exposed. Instead we got Gojo Alter lmao 😂
I was watching this and my brother heard Rustage laugh and said he has the laugh of a super villian
Heather is awesome! I really like the idea of a bard being in the party.
Anchor arms is my spirit animal, I'm rolling 😂
Love how at the start of the episode there all like WERE SO HAPPY! and like at the end of the fight yokan is trumatized.
You know for some reason I expected Alter to look like a more messed up Herbet West. Since he gave off weird Reanimator Vibes...
Oh well ANCHOR ARMS CARRIED!!!
I have never written siblings for my character into their backstory but if I do "hey, DM, can you be cool and not reveal them to me with their arm and both eyes missing?" to the list of things I go over for session zero because GEEZ! That was some cursed imagery...
When telking asked if they were in church I was wondering where he was going with this and then stayed there would be candles at that moment I literally said ahh that’s where this is going
Oh, I get his name now. He alters things on an altar. Gotcha.
Anyone else notice that starting from about 22:30 the Elden Ring main menu music starts playing? It's really cool background music for the fight against Alter
Of course the evil guy is hot
My personal opinion morality cares not for attraction
Hear the description of his teeth. That should make you feel better/turn it down
Yes! Love these uploads! The streams are awesome 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
I know right
Tigers joke should've been : what does a fish say without his eyes (i's) ..
Fssshhhh
Nah that’s crazy
This is great have waited a whole week for this
anchor arms should develop his own figthing style it would be badass!
Yeah I really I want anchor and even tiga to become crazy strong
Duros: "I am my own dentist"
Other guy: *smiles* me too
Duros? Why mention such an evil pirate here?
Damian could really make eyes for Bradleys sister
Here we see yet another casualty of Monopoly's House Rules making everyone think that the game is bad.
That's not what Rustage said. What he said is that there are better games to make new versions of instead of the usual "x thing themed" monopoly games
@@lordfreezer5631 That was a catalyst towards his rant, but the rant hinged on him not enjoying Monopoly.
Bruh Rustage crap on BOTH funko pop and Monopoly was hilarious intro😂
Edit: 38:00 the crits!😮
44:40 Omg the music is perfect.
If Kai was a TH-camr, we would have an apology video by now! 😂
I just finally realised that Damian is a literal Craangdroid from the 2012 TMNT both design and character wise
I'm convinced Anchor Arms is an Anchor that ate the Human Body fruit and not a human who ate the Anchor Arms fruit.
Nothing like a giant almalgamation of body parts exploding on you to build some character
Ngl Anchorarms is my favorite character of this series
great episode to have playing as you eat hamburger helper...ya know,during the big fight specifically.
"Rustage, we're in a church, right?" (sip)
"We are in a church."
"There are candles in this church."
"Yes, there is."
"There would be matches in this church."
"Yep."
This exchange freaking killed me
48:10 Bro Tekking reacted like he was about to die I can't
45:21 They then heard Tekking screaming in terror followed by a gunshot
rustage is a very nice kind dm honestly makes for great content love this shit its amazing when this stuff comes out on brake weeks
Genuinely bary had been here for 5 years where has the time gone
Anchor arms devil fruit awakening and he just turns other peoples arms into anchors
Pretty sure this confirms Rustage has a lisp obsession. Man's just loves inserting new characters with a lisp and they're very Colby-esque who we all know is his favorite one piece character.
each time they say they will be locked in impel down for the rest of their lives I just think
the jokes on them cuz luffy i finna free them in like 10 years
His dad was a carpenter
There is a Hell in One Piece, Zoro is the King of it.
Kuma carries a bible so Christianity must be real
Damian + Anchor Arms = Pincer Pete Aka Big PP
I am watching this on my vr it took me so long to notice spooky has a laptop with a fireplace going lol
I just realized that the background music is a remix of bloody tears. As a castlevania fan, this hits diff
9:06 What rendition of Bloody Tears is that?! I need that for my playlist!
14:01; heat metal uses the con save to see if the opponent drops the heated item, it does not use the save to reduce damage.
Damian is looking more and more like the Morally Good crew member out of the four PCs by the episode due to his belief of death is a mercy and imprisonment in Impale Down is true punishment. Which means his involvement in the Tarako Rebellion means that he was being merciful when he slaughtered the uprising in the Black Knight armor. If he was to dish out true punishment in his own viewpoint would have resulted in everyone that participated in the uprising to be locked up in Impale Down.
Damian started as a morally grey character in which he has no problem with killing but prefers to lock up criminals. The other three started as morally white characters and are turning into morally grey characters but they are preferring to kill criminals instead of locking criminals up. I think Damian is the more morally correct character out of the four since he has restraint and wishes for the criminals to suffer in prison instead of killing them like the other three.
You have a point but I truly feel like everyone in this session is morally grey , some possiblyturning to dark grey-black in the future
Tekking really be doing whatever he wants LOOL
Has it really been five years since tekking added Barry the brick? Feels like a shorter time but my how it flys.
not the dave fron plants vs zombies lmao 😂
Honestly I’m just imaging the crew figuring out that Selena’s been altered and part of Human’s crew and the look of utter shock and disbelief that Bradley would have
Is Damien a pure wizard build that’s flavored as a cyborg with “sugars” as his spells? Or do you think he’s multiclassed with something else? I don’t think he’s a warlock or sorcerer.
He's an Artificer with the Armorer subclass
The theme always hits
Still would love a animated series based on this ·¬·
1:11:14; you do know that eventually Heather can learn healing spells that can restore Selena's hand and eyes, right?
Don't know how to feel about finding alter kinda attractive
Character Scoreboard from the official wiki tracker:
The crew:
Kai: 5 kills & 4 KO's; hit 34/47 attacks (3 crits & 3 crit fails) and dealt 320+? damage + 12 friendly fire; evaded/blocked 8/23 attacks, took 173 damage and got KO'd 3 times; healed 14 HP; 7 crits and 5 crit fails
Belle: 3 kills & 1KO; hit 17/30 attacks (1 crit & 1 crit fail) and dealt 243 damage; evaded/blocked 2/5 attacks, took 104 damage and got KO'd 2 times; 3 crits and 2 crit fails
Damian: 9* kills & 12* KO's; hit 43/54 attacks (7 crits & 1 crit fail) and dealt 462 damage (38 friendly fire); evaded/blocked 12/25 attacks, took 179 damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 39HP; 7 crits and 3 crit fails
Choppa: 1 kill; hit 6/8 attacks and dealt 59 damage; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 11 damage and got destroyed once; healed 21HP
Yokan: 3 kills & 8 KO's; hit 73/109 attacks (7 crits & 2 crit fails) and dealt 562 damage; evaded/blocked 19/36 attacks, ki dodged 1 attack, deflected 1 attack for 6 damage, took 204+? damage and got KO'd 4 times; healed 15HP; 12 crits and 3 crit fails
Bradley: 8 kills & 13* KO's; hit 39/52 attacks (4 crits) and dealt 620 damage; evaded/blocked 8/19 attacks, uncanny dodged 3 attacks, took 136 damage and got KO'd 3 times; healed 63HP; 9 crits and 3 crit fails
Taiga: 2 kills & 1 KO; hit 25/54 attacks (3 crits & 4 crit fails) and dealt 139+? damage + 8 friendly fire damage; evaded/blocked 8/22 attacks, took 204 damage and got KO'd 6 times; healed 21HP; 5 crits and 5 crit fails
Allied NPC's :
Heather: hit 4/4 attacks and dealt 0 damage; granted 2 bardic inspirations; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks and took 0 damage; healed 12HP
Anchor Arms:0 kills & 0 KO's; hit 1/4 attacks and dealt 5 damage; evaded/blocked 0/3 attacks, took 47 damage and got KO'd 1 time; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
Selena: 0 kills & 0 KO's; hit 0/0 attacks and dealt 0 damage; evaded/blocked 0/0 attacks, took 0 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
Bosses/enemies of note:
Alter - killed by Kai & Bell: 2 KO's; hit 3/6 attacks (3 crits) and dealt 80 damage; evaded/blocked 9/16 attacks and took 75 damage (his max HP); 3 crits and 0 crit fails
Dave - killed by Damian & Bell: 1 KO; 4/6 attacks and dealt 83 damage; evaded/blocked 5/21 attacks, took 210 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
The Custodian: hit 2/3 attacks and dealt 46 damge; evaded/blocked 3/18 attacks and took 145 damage
D.J. HammerHead/Riptide: 1 kill; hit 3/4 attacks and dealt 31 damage; evaded/blocked 0/1 attacks, took 19 damage and hasn't been KO'd yet; 0 crits and 0 crit fails
Bosses/enemies of note defeated:
Kai:
- killed 4 Limbed Larry & Alter
- KO'd Bob the Demolitionist
Belle:
- killed Club, Alter & Dave
- KO'd Demure
Damian:
- KO'd Little Fella & Big Fella
- RP KO'd The Librarian, 2 Eyed Ted & Bob the Demolitionist
-killed Malady & Dave
Yokan:
- KO'd 2 Eyed Ted, The Librarian & Fibs/Kane Kibbleton
- RP KO'd Little Fella & Bob the Demolitionist
-killed The Tastiest Elephant
Bradley:
- KO'd Zeal, Guy & Cpt. Spooks
- killed Diamond, Slugger, Captain "...", The Sea Serpent (ep15) & Celsius
Taiga:
- KO'd Spade
Paige the wolf:
- KO'd Cpt. Bailey/Kane Kibbleton
Joy:
- killed Hoop
- KO'd Rordon Gamsey
- incapacitated Taiga
Kip:
- put Hoops, Ron McDon, The Monarch & Damian to sleep
Bradley is trying so hard to help them start situations better 😅
I can just imagine Damian being mustang vs envy
2:13 hey Rustage were when there be a dnd Isekia rap and a one piece dnd Marines Rap. Also why wasn’t Barry D Brick in the one piece D rap.
Does anyone know if the intro tune is a actually song or just something rustag created I need to know
Rustage created
@@nagitokomaeda4316 dang thx for letting me know
That is alter also didn't tekking say that he had to be on fire
Heehheheheheh i just caught up earlier today my timing is impeccable 😎
"belle, the pyromaniac crab"
Man if I had a dollar for every time Tekking lit someone on fire with a flammable liquid in a church I'd have 2 dollars.
LETSGOOO ANOTHER EPISODE IS OUT WOOHOO!!!
Kai clutched up here not gonna lie
What happened to people having disadvantage on attacking yokan while in hybrid form? Those crits that knocked her should’ve been at disadvantage right?
was going to watch the twitch vod but if its here i cant say no.
we almost lost a legend
i want a anchor arm rap
OMG… the joke book who’s author is Gunner, is acc written by Verona 🤯
FINALLY DND MARINES SESSION #17 LEZ GO
(Edit will be post reaction)
Harsh Rustage, Funko actually made a really good Godzilla board game