Rude: I will literally be paid to roast your yee-yee ass haircut Nice: Oh dear, your hair is quite a mess but do not worry, we can solve it right away ! Fast: _Katchow_
14:55 Fred really says that we have that look that makes any haircut look good and he wishes he had that in a video where he has three different hairstyles and looks amazing in all of them. 10/10
Hello, Fred! I really appreciate your content and that is why I cannont help but suggest an idea for one of the future videos. What about making a Graffiti shop ASMR? Graffiti markers and spray paint cans make a nice sound when you shake them. You can also try few paints on a piece of a cardboard or something for a pleasant spray sound. Anyway, thank you for your videos and have a good day!
I hope the rest of your weeks goes in your favor. Have a lovely day/ night depending on your time. Remember that you matter and you deserve great things ❤️
Three times the Fred equals three times the tingles! :D And I've said it before and I'll say it again: ASMRtists are some of the best actors out there, especially when you consider that they talk to a camera (and thus don't get any feedback/emotional reciprocation from a scene partner). Fred is able to create three entirely distinct characters through posture, tone, and volume alone--just incredible. And finally, the fact that there have been "Shrek" jokes in these videos for so long (it's always Lord Farquaad), and that REG randomly picks up a giant sword that was apparently next to his client...it's all perfect. Amazing video! :D
I feel like REG had that perfect balance of rude and gracious this time around. He wasn’t afraid to insult you but at the same time he still actually welcomed you in the barbershop unlike the other times where you were an absolute nuisance to him and he wanted you out asap
Maybe an idea: The joker as barber, I like the way you play the joker and the barber concept is also one of your best 'acts'. I hope this will become a amazing performance. Have a good night.
I was unable to stop giggling uncontrollably at the Rude barber's comments, only to be interrupted by a phone call to help with a "situation", then pulls out an *entire sword* from his pocket and waves it at you while demanding not to do anything that will displease him. XD 10/10 would haircut again ✂✂✨
I feel like Fred has two secret twin brothers and they just help out in his videos. I mean how else could he make three versions of him in the thumbnail.
The sponsor is spectacular. Yass! 2:05 Now get out!😆😆 Here comes Mr Rude. I look terrible. Garbage hair. Just trash. A squirt from the water bottle for the smell?! Daang!! Our first barber DID NOT come out to play. And I appreciate Mr Nice barber with those soft misty sounds, scissors, and calmness. Then the switcheroo for fast blast Lightspeed. Please don't cut yourself!🙈 Ending with more time with Mr Rude. Well, I LOVED it!! A fun ride on the barber shop rollercoaster.🎢😁👏🏻 Thanks again for all your hard work and time Fred.
That was my exact experience a few months ago, i was like,,, u wot??? I hat to go through and watch some of his other videos to understand it. Now i enjoy when he drops goofy little hints that this is in the farquaad universe lol
if you think about it, lightspeed is the best of the trio. to be able to make a good haircut with that speed he would need to practise precision and accuracy down to a tee. it's also evident in the suit making video where he can read measurements accurately with less than a second to record the numbers
You know those three actually make the perfect barber experience. Rude one breaks you down, The nice one brings you back up, and the fast one finishes it all off.
ASMRtist: **exists** Manscaped: HIPPITY HOPPITY THIS GUY IS NOW MY PROPERTY (no hate to manscaped, i just find it funny that they sponsor a lot of ASMRtists)
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I still can't believe that Fred managed to make a character that insults the viewers, and yet he's one of the most loved characters.
In the anime world that's just called a tsundere. Lol
It's because action speak louder than words.
And also because Fred is an amazing artist.
@F Blacks anime is not childish bozo 💀 and also he isn't acting cringe so what's your problem
@F Blacks Cringe
@@Cain_ether anime fans are cringe tho
Like 99% of cosplayers and y'all goin and sayin "baka" unironically
Rude: I will literally be paid to roast your yee-yee ass haircut
Nice: Oh dear, your hair is quite a mess but do not worry, we can solve it right away !
Fast: _Katchow_
Is "yee-yee ass haircut" quoting Lamar? If so, I applaude you sir
The one and only, 🤣
Lightning McQueen!
KatChow
Jesus Christ loves you bros ❤️ 💙
i love how the rude barber just stopped mid haircut to join a crusade 😂
The emperor protects.
@@devonrider3406 the emperor attac
@@miguelmm2 but most of all
@@ihap5180 the emperor fight bac
He’s a loyal subject.
I like nicest one's talking,Rude's voice and Mr.Lightspeed's SPEED
Priority is SpEeD
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This was very tingly, the switch of characters was amazing
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Unfortunately I lost my tingles the first day I started listening to it and I can’t get them back but asmr still makes me sleepy
The part where he said he wasn't giving me a chance to speak because he had no interest in what I had to say had me dying.
2:14
Rude Fred: "Don't you just look terrible."
Me: "That's why I'm here."
True
Your parents when you stink and you're going to shower
Fred's universe is incredible space where iphones and sword fights exist simultaneously. I kinda want to visit
I mean a sword is still an amazingly effective weapon these days.
14:55 Fred really says that we have that look that makes any haircut look good and he wishes he had that in a video where he has three different hairstyles and looks amazing in all of them. 10/10
WOW
18:51-19:18 gave HUGE tingles for me. That whispering is insane.
Everyone gets tingles when Fred says little bit
It’s fine in moderation, but I hate when people do it all throughout videos.
Fred’s advertising skills are so strong that he even makes the females feel the inner desire to purchase some manscape
I was just thinking I want to try the boxers lol
Legit. I do wear boxer briefs sometimes so I was intrigued lol
females. just say girls, ladies or women
we're not in biology class
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As a female viewer i completely agree with this, i might as well just go and buy one to trim other things hahahhahha
Loved the prior Haircut roleplays, and I'm super glad to have another one for the collection.
I don't think we have seen a Lightspeed haircut edition yet have we? I would love to see that, Lightspeed always puts me to sleep. :)
69th like
We have multiple times, just not with the character.
Is anyone else ready to give manscaped a round of applause when they get to 5.0
Rude: you look is terrible
Nice: you look good in anything
Speed: I just want to get it done
Hello, Fred! I really appreciate your content and that is why I cannont help but suggest an idea for one of the future videos. What about making a Graffiti shop ASMR? Graffiti markers and spray paint cans make a nice sound when you shake them. You can also try few paints on a piece of a cardboard or something for a pleasant spray sound. Anyway, thank you for your videos and have a good day!
Sounds like a cool idea
Excellent idea my friend!
I agree with your idea mate🤝🏽
🤝Fantastic idea!
For those who say Mr.Lightspeed's screen time was less than others
He just did it as fast as lightspeed
Or more formally speaking: Katchow
Have been having a really shitty week. I got so excited seeing the notification. First time I've genuinly been happy in days. Thank you.
I hope the rest of your weeks goes in your favor. Have a lovely day/ night depending on your time. Remember that you matter and you deserve great things ❤️
Really unfortunate to hear that you weeks not been great not much but sending good vibes and remember there is always people that care about you :)
Same, it always helps to know you’re not alone, thank you for sharing this.
@@mrblooper1994 Thank you for your kind words, it really does mean the world ❤️
@@redskullerz8365 Good vibes gladly accepted! Maybe I should talk to family and friends about how I feel. Just hate being upset in front of people!
'Rude barber'
I would have several other words for him, but this just means Fred is doing well, lmao.
Another great vid.
Barbershop employee scores
Rude: 😡
Nicest: 😊
Light speed: 😲
Had an absolutely terrible night, looking forward to this to hopefully sleep.
Wow! Even the ad was super creative 🙌
Three times the Fred equals three times the tingles! :D And I've said it before and I'll say it again: ASMRtists are some of the best actors out there, especially when you consider that they talk to a camera (and thus don't get any feedback/emotional reciprocation from a scene partner). Fred is able to create three entirely distinct characters through posture, tone, and volume alone--just incredible. And finally, the fact that there have been "Shrek" jokes in these videos for so long (it's always Lord Farquaad), and that REG randomly picks up a giant sword that was apparently next to his client...it's all perfect. Amazing video! :D
REG is such a loyal subject he’s managed to make it onto the Royal Christmas card list. 🏰
These 3 characters have this like... weird sibling energy going on, and I love it.
I feel like REG had that perfect balance of rude and gracious this time around. He wasn’t afraid to insult you but at the same time he still actually welcomed you in the barbershop unlike the other times where you were an absolute nuisance to him and he wanted you out asap
Also why doesn’t he stick fast boi on the riff raff more often so that he can get them out asap?
@@thelivingcat0210 Because if you want something done right, you do it yourself.
I love Fred man, he’s so entertaining!
It’s almost as though I can’t click off the video because I want to hear what he says next. 😂
I literally remember watching this video when it was released i thought it was recent
Time flies
Lightspeed is my favourite so I always love seeing more of him!
Maybe an idea: The joker as barber, I like the way you play the joker and the barber concept is also one of your best 'acts'.
I hope this will become a amazing performance. Have a good night.
As fred himself has said joker is only for Halloween
Joker barber🔥
maybe this halloween we’ll see joker cutting some hair, since last year he took over the doctor’s office. We’ll have to wait and see
"My barber was not a very nice man"
"Some unsavory people" he says as he draws a freaking sword.
Now this is the multiverse we all wanted
I was unable to stop giggling uncontrollably at the Rude barber's comments, only to be interrupted by a phone call to help with a "situation", then pulls out an *entire sword* from his pocket and waves it at you while demanding not to do anything that will displease him. XD
10/10 would haircut again ✂✂✨
The most legendary crossover we deserve
I just noticed the pictures in the background😂😂😂😂 I went from sleepy half open eyes to bursted out wide awake laughter 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
8:10 That sound is so tingly, sadly it's only been used a bit
Manscaped they must be crazy or something literally all of my most watched TH-camrs are with manscaped cool af 😂
I feel like Fred has two secret twin brothers and they just help out in his videos. I mean how else could he make three versions of him in the thumbnail.
A magical tool called ✨️ photoshop ✨️
That sword sound at 13:35 was surprisingly asmry
The moment the rude guy pulled out the sword is how you know it's about to go down at Lord Farquaad's castle XD
24:16 - When you're the customer who never tips
I didnt even realize the beginning was a sponsor. Literally took me a while and then I was like 'Wait is this dude offering me boxers rn?'
Well, lovely. The best mashup/crossover I've ever seen. Fallen asleep in a millisecond, Fred. Cheerio
The sponsor is spectacular. Yass! 2:05 Now get out!😆😆 Here comes Mr Rude. I look terrible. Garbage hair. Just trash. A squirt from the water bottle for the smell?! Daang!! Our first barber DID NOT come out to play. And I appreciate Mr Nice barber with those soft misty sounds, scissors, and calmness. Then the switcheroo for fast blast Lightspeed. Please don't cut yourself!🙈 Ending with more time with Mr Rude. Well, I LOVED it!! A fun ride on the barber shop rollercoaster.🎢😁👏🏻 Thanks again for all your hard work and time Fred.
Love it! Best scissor sound in ASMR business!👍
We're gonna need to see the ASMR Jousting During Your Haircut part of it now.
Most professional ASMR creator! 🥇😌
Fred is such a diverse actor. This was fantastic.
20:08 I was lying on my bed when I hear the phone rang, I woke up thinking that was my real phone. You bastard Fred
😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆
The ads Fred names are absolutely perfect.
Imagine someone watching one of Fred's videos for the first time and wondering wtf he's on about Lord Farquaad for 😂
That was my exact experience a few months ago, i was like,,, u wot??? I hat to go through and watch some of his other videos to understand it. Now i enjoy when he drops goofy little hints that this is in the farquaad universe lol
To be fair, I've been watching Fred for a couple years and I still don't know what he's on about with Farquaad.
He knows royalty when he sees it. 🏰
How do you know a video is great? MANSCAPED
Best Manscaped advertisement I've watched so far.
Отдаю дань даже из России). В такое непростое время хочется немного расслабиться, и ты очень помогаешь)))!
Да ладно, я думал мы исчезли из комментариев иностранных АСМР-тистов
Lol I love Russia nd I’m American
@@brandonchristian5146 cool
Hope you doing good even with all that's happening in the world
Just what i needed, thanks fred!
Good add, didn't even feel like one. Yet was clear and descriptive. 10/10
honestly loved all 3 characters it's awesome he could manage them, loved the scissor cuts super tingly :)
I like how every painting on the wall is Fred
"Unsavory sightings of unsavory people."
Oh dear, how unsavory
These ideas are so good
That in-character ad SLAYED me lol.
"Now get out."
If I had need of them I'd be consideri g those boxers for that alone.
This is the only multiverse that matters.
If there is anything you need, don't let me know because I'm not going to do it for you.
Love this line 😜
i’ve only just noticed the photos of fred in the background lolll
Fred was the hello there a kenobi reference 😂 also can’t wait for the Star Wars rp
17:00 that humidifyer thingy is soo tingly!
i was literally seconds away from falling asleep when i heard 8:58
came out of nothing, I had to laugh and woke up again
love this rude version
if you think about it, lightspeed is the best of the trio. to be able to make a good haircut with that speed he would need to practise precision and accuracy down to a tee. it's also evident in the suit making video where he can read measurements accurately with less than a second to record the numbers
This is the multiverse that we needed
You guys better be smashing that like and sub this man spends time and editing
“no offense when i use this word, garbage” killed me lmao
The acting is AMAZING!!!!!!!
My god, what a combo. 10/10
I hope you make a Mr.Lightspeed haircut ASMR 🥺
He should totally do a Asmr workout routine cause he definitely looks like he works out
The whispering with the water bottle from Rude!
"Your clothes are clearly exceptionally well-used."
*Me, dressed in military dress blues:* Geez, that obvious...?
You're a genius, I've been watching this video all day every day for the past 5 days, I can't get enough!
You know those three actually make the perfect barber experience. Rude one breaks you down, The nice one brings you back up, and the fast one finishes it all off.
Nobody is gonna talk about the first BARBER was holding a FREAKING SWORD ?😂😂😂🥲
Damn I love this good job I love how you can change the character three times
The Farquaad ringtone was spot on👌🏼
It’s imperative that one be alerted to my needs and presence so as to respond promptly. 🎺
Now THIS is revolutionary.
FredsVoice: Multiverse of Madness
i never knew the photos at the back were all Fred's faceee???
OMG, It's a haircut multiverse now!! ✂🪄
Thor and the multiverse of hairstyles
Best manscape ad iv ever seen
I love all the diff headshots of diff freds in the back haha
You know what would be amazing? If they make another Shrek movie and add Fred to it as a barber.
I am Japanese.
Thank you for always great videos.
After all these years... Finally, I have them all
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ASMRtist: **exists**
Manscaped: HIPPITY HOPPITY THIS GUY IS NOW MY PROPERTY
(no hate to manscaped, i just find it funny that they sponsor a lot of ASMRtists)
The multiverse of fred 😂
I've never laughed so hard at a sponsor 😂😂😂
The way he describes of a "sweaty package" or "takeing care of the fruits"😂😂
I'm gonna get out of this barbershop angry, relaxed and without my head
Great asmr Fred 🥰
Fred is one of the greatest ASMRtists
Nice barber appreciation month 😩
0:13 Cartoon Barber Shop
2:13 to skip sponser
But why would you I mean he does it so well
Amazing video! Please 🙏 make another lightspeed doctor asmr video!!!