im 49, took up mtb 4 years ago, already broke an arm and split my kneecap in half but still loving the mtb scene, addicted to this channel, absolutely superb content with a great bunch of lads, should be on mainstream tv.
thanks guys! I am soaking on the tub with a seperated AC and cracked ribs....not captured on video. your channel is helping to pass the time while I heal.
Martyn, you are just savage with your laughing at these crashes.... I've been it fits of tears just watching you laughing at the crashes. Keep it going
Doddy! Been following you since I took up mountain biking in Madrid. Great to see you. Had some epic crashes of my own but never on camera. I r ember the first very well. I sat in a heap and started laughing. Nobody told me mountain biking was a full contact sport! Absolutely hooked me for life. Health insurance is an accessory! Blow my mind!
I'd have to go with the limpopo one, I know how hectic the trails get here in South Africa and the fact that they have a medical team at that race just shows they are expecting some spectacular fails
Nasty falls can happen when mountain biking. We all know this. But all the riders sent in their videos in the hope that they would be shared. We know they're all ok and wouldn't show videos where they weren't.
Just as the pro riders got me all fired up to start riding MTB, I see this. I laughed until tears were streaming, especially poor guy that was winded. On the flip side, now I am scared, at my age, I will not survive.
hi guys, from Victoria BC, Canada. I can enjoy the virtual mtb experience at least .. recently bought an ebike to accommodate arthritis (can't do this irl). These fails are even more hilariously excruciating with the commentary .. wish I could have one of those gmbn coffee mugs tho'!! .. keep up the epic episodes. :-D
Nice one Kimberly! Hey, the trails aren't going anywhere! They'll still be there when the time is right to ride them again 🤘You can pick up one of our coffee mugs from shop.gmbn.com if you really like them :) Or submit some content (when you can make it) to the Dirt Shed Show for your chance to win some of our merch on a weekly basis!
@@gmbn you're right, the trails aren'tgoing anywhere, and when the time is right, I look forward to you guys' next videos so I can experience mtb virtually!! .. The only place I can do it (arthritis) is my xbox gaming .. haha, that doesn't count!!! I like that white enamel mug, btw, but the currency seems only in UK. Do you not have Paypal? I'd be buying one now if so. :-D
The part on the Alaskan video #2 the name of the trick he did with his body after he face planted is called the scorpion we're his legs came back around to kick him in his car head after the first face plant lol. 😅😂
I had one I was going to send in but I realised when i got back that didn't charge my go pro before the ride. Life lesson number 1... always charge your go pro before a ride. 😂
that adelaide one is a massive stack because the first one is smaller than the second so I don't know why he hit the second. They are all really big especially the 4 th lonegum.
The one with the cork at 14:50 is at fox creek south Australia and there is a winery up the top of the trails and during state champs there would normally be people drinking down the bottom while watching ( the track is called lone gum and my mate broke his wrist on the last jump)
Ouch! Which of these was your favourite?
The slam into the brick wall after the frontflip but the frontflip was cool also
Alaskan face slam!! ouch
Global Mountain Bike Network I’m the guy who crashed into the wall my front tire didn’t get grip and I couldn’t stop 😂😂
I’m the guy that recorded josh slam into a wall. And I also made the noise as a few weeks prior somebody wrecked their shoulder there.
Yessss He made it😂😂 I’m Tom who filmed the “no handed stoppie”😂😂 I can confirm that he cut his chin but he is fully recovered now!!
The winded dude had me in tears , it was so funny
She also had a cracked rib
second one was the most epic scorpion I've ever seen
Totally
saw the second clip and was like how am i going to watch the rest?!
Seriously WTF was that guy doing? Did not get his weight back or pull up at all... so lucky he didn't break his neck.
hobmarg he doesn’t need to be on a bike anymore 😂
Yeah.. thought he would just roll it? In my mind he is the winner
An unaligned shoulder is a doctor saying dislocated nicely
Yours was the best you poor fella!
How’s your shoulder mate
You can also have your collarbone dislocated. According to someone who got a hit and run on his roadie in 80kph zone
im 49, took up mtb 4 years ago, already broke an arm and split my kneecap in half but still loving the mtb scene, addicted to this channel, absolutely superb content with a great bunch of lads, should be on mainstream tv.
That first crash was my favourite. It was possibly one of the most spectacular crashes I've ever seen.
14:55 Doddy: "You've been drinking mate?" Made me laugh so hard
thanks guys! I am soaking on the tub with a seperated AC and cracked ribs....not captured on video. your channel is helping to pass the time while I heal.
Get better quick Brian!
why (in the first clip) did the first bike turn from a downhill bike into a Liv trail bike??
Look at 1:48, the trailbike is already there in the grass (upper left corner) . His Bike is not in view after the crash.
We thought there was some black magic happening there too! But then we saw what Endurophin saw.... magic isn't real after all 😔
I was just going to ask the exact same thing lol
Oh my hell... I am dying just watching Martyn’s reaction to some of these... 😂
Please do a special episode of fails, where you explain what went wrong and how everyone else can avoid similar fails. Thanks!
Martin's little chuckle at broken ribs and two black eyes!!!😂
That drone footage was sweet as... Really adds a whole new dimension to the game.
Martyn, you are just savage with your laughing at these crashes.... I've been it fits of tears just watching you laughing at the crashes. Keep it going
16:29 Oh look, a Penny.
Markus von Staden oh yeah look
Doddy! Been following you since I took up mountain biking in Madrid. Great to see you. Had some epic crashes of my own but never on camera. I r ember the first very well. I sat in a heap and started laughing. Nobody told me mountain biking was a full contact sport! Absolutely hooked me for life. Health insurance is an accessory! Blow my mind!
I don’t know,,that full on minute of chubacca gasping is really hard to beat! And the cork,,,classic,!
Yes a new video!! Got my bottle by the way!! 🤘🏻
Martyn seems to know quite a bit about FPV-drones? I am curious to know why... since my second hobby and job are FPV-drones
sayin'
Frank from Anglesey; love his specialized socks !
Martyn always cracks up at people who are winded :)
Some people really did SEND IT!
Where did that bloody cork come from?!?!
Best fails and bails ever. Loved the faceplant.
Martyn's reaction to Daniel being winded cracked me up as much as the clip itself
I made the exact noise as the winner Daniel made...when I broke 2 ribs. It's an involuntary noise, you never forget it.
Brilliant. The presenters reactions had me in stitches.
Is it bad that I can relate to all of these! ;) keep up the good work guys
that cork popping out of nowhere xD
I love fails and bails in “the dirt shed show” but man a whole video dedicated to fails and bails, am I dreaming😴🤤🤕
We've done a few before this, so go and get your fill!
Second one is FANTASTIC!! Face plant into scorpion! (The "REAL SUICIDE")🤣🤣🤣
14:25 "Didn't learn the first time" wew Doddy I'm surprised they let you slip that one in there
Daniel i feel u!! Did the same amost 2months ago. Cracked one rib and got badly winded too!! 🙌🏼
we need another one of this ! I had so much fun watching at this! lol
I love how you guys try not to laugh at the bad ones but can’t hold it in 😂
2:51 He basically separated his clavicle .."unlined shoulder"... Awesome job guys...Send It!!!!!
Absolute comedy, the reactions from you two were as funny as the crashing, some of those crashes looked nasty though 😲
Love the doddy martyn combo
"We like to see injury lists."
-Martyn, November 1 2018
That clip from Ben(jamin) Baber is great. Happened during our provincial XCO race.
21:31 he probably saw the penny and was like thats mine!
I miss Dennis
Awesome drone shot. Very smooth control.
I'd have to go with the limpopo one, I know how hectic the trails get here in South Africa and the fact that they have a medical team at that race just shows they are expecting some spectacular fails
Nasty....and nothing to joke about. These are seriously dangerous falls which could easily end up with a snapped spine.
Nasty falls can happen when mountain biking. We all know this. But all the riders sent in their videos in the hope that they would be shared. We know they're all ok and wouldn't show videos where they weren't.
The guy in south australia sounded like me crashing when he cracked his rib
Cracked my ribs in a crash recently and I sounds exactly like that for a full minute.
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXX CRRRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just as the pro riders got me all fired up to start riding MTB, I see this. I laughed until tears were streaming, especially poor guy that was winded. On the flip side, now I am scared, at my age, I will not survive.
Just when you think it can't any better. epic fail!
_"Flippin heck"_ ? Watch that language Doddy, this is a family show.
15:00 this is a horrendous crash to do, the noices you make without knowing it😩
The drone could be a follow drone. Those are getting common.
The done pilot is stood by the jump at the end
Yea the done
So close to 1 million keep up the amazing videos
I like Doddy! He reminds of me! Cheers from Brazil, mates!
Why is watching people hurt themselves so funny? I'm crying with laughter
classic scorpion on the second clip
I'm crying 😂😂 You two with such naughty infectious laughs had me spitting my beer out! Top dollar! Thanks for the belly laughs!😂😂
I almost pissed my pants on that second to last double crash 😂😂😂 is that a cow 🐮🐮😂😂 some really nice ones here!
This was the best fails and bails yet!
This was super great to watch and cringe along with you guys, you should do this a few times a year!
The second guy off the drop, rode it all the way to the ground! 🤣🤣🤣
OMG that faceplant! Wow @ #2
Martyn should get into FPV drone racing!
The trials crash was almost a trials nightmare!😬
Didnt Know you knew about fpv quads... awesome!!! mtb and fpv are my two main money pits :)
Love all of ur vids but the crashes in this was down right scary
hi guys, from Victoria BC, Canada.
I can enjoy the virtual mtb experience at least .. recently bought an ebike to accommodate arthritis (can't do this irl). These fails are even more hilariously excruciating with the commentary .. wish I could have one of those gmbn coffee mugs tho'!! .. keep up the epic episodes. :-D
Nice one Kimberly! Hey, the trails aren't going anywhere! They'll still be there when the time is right to ride them again 🤘You can pick up one of our coffee mugs from shop.gmbn.com if you really like them :) Or submit some content (when you can make it) to the Dirt Shed Show for your chance to win some of our merch on a weekly basis!
@@gmbn ahh .. dang, I don't see a paypal option. Oh well!!!
@@gmbn you're right, the trails aren'tgoing anywhere, and when the time is right, I look forward to you guys' next videos so I can experience mtb virtually!! .. The only place I can do it (arthritis) is my xbox gaming .. haha, that doesn't count!!! I like that white enamel mug, btw, but the currency seems only in UK. Do you not have Paypal? I'd be buying one now if so. :-D
The part on the Alaskan video #2 the name of the trick he did with his body after he face planted is called the scorpion we're his legs came back around to kick him in his car head after the first face plant lol. 😅😂
That was some intense background music. I thought I was in a quiz show.
I broke a toe on a log this week, I feel that mans pain
Whooow sick!!!!!
Love from India
Where did the cork come from, did he have it between his teeth or he knew he would win lol
The phantom cork 👻
@@gmbn He's from South Australia, must be one he had tied to his helmet to get rid of the flies haha
In the second one he left a face print in the landing 😂
The place were Benjamin is I used to ride there about 10 years ago
3:00 I'm glad to hear he's okay. Now excuse me while I go vomit.
Chuckle...I grew up on a farm. I guess I'm not surprised by many injuries. You just HAVE to take care of certain types immediately
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Was this the celebrity edition? Swear I saw both Chris Farley and Marty Feldman riding in those clips.
The old mendip magic drop up rowberrow, many a time have I seen it claim the rider😂
Love the videos keep it up from Scotland
the kid in the second left a crater from where his face smashed into the ground lol
Love your videos keep it up!
I had one I was going to send in but I realised when i got back that didn't charge my go pro before the ride. Life lesson number 1... always charge your go pro before a ride. 😂
2:27 ‘We’re off to a *flying* start.
Oops, I meant to end the quote. Thanks for the like GMBN! :) Have a nice day!
Love when Doddy laughs😂😂
19:24 Doddy should be a regular for commenting crashes!
That second guy should be listed in the dictionary as the definition of Face Plant! Owwwwwwwww That hurt my neck just to watch it. 😯💀
there are some good fails in this one
Funny MTB Fails & Crashes
Haha love it, who hasn’t been in some of those spots before... great vid, reminds me of why I ride.......what not to do haha
+BKXC in there along with Dirt Merchant, sweet.
that adelaide one is a massive stack because the first one is smaller than the second so I don't know why he hit the second. They are all really big especially the 4 th lonegum.
That second crash, Fuuuuuuck 😂
The one with the cork at 14:50 is at fox creek south Australia and there is a winery up the top of the trails and during state champs there would normally be people drinking down the bottom while watching ( the track is called lone gum and my mate broke his wrist on the last jump)
7:22 bike is ready for repairs, just like rider's ass ;-p
Mart / doddy - I think he meant “dislocated” shoulder ? And the nick name face plant scorpion. 😂
LMAO, He coughed up a Cork? He had to earn a Jersey for that mate....
You should get some drone footage in your vids. mabey martin could do the flying
Marty seems to know a lot about FPV drones! You fly??
Looks like Jaxson's rear end collapsed landing the front flip
Is it better to buy or build a bike. If so which frames are the best value for money ?
"Hnnnggg" x10000 😂
Ouch, 3:00.. I felt his pain in my neck 😅
Fails are back !!!!!!!
Idk why but I like people falling down 😅😅