Monster Researcher Eclair Has The Existential Crisis| Spicymancer comic

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  • @HuchiaZ
    @HuchiaZ ปีที่แล้ว +1360

    Let's be real. If monster girls existed, they still wouldn't talk to me.

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization ปีที่แล้ว +62

      now, now, monster girls may have entirely different standards. I have begun to think that I need to travel. Perhaps I just live in the wrong culture. I may need to find a culture where I am appreciated. It is worth looking into.

    • @TheAdventGamer
      @TheAdventGamer ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same, Honestly I have a better chance of winning the lottery then finding a girl remotely interested in me.

    • @Jacob-sj5nn
      @Jacob-sj5nn ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Zebulization If Monster Musume taught us all one thing it's that foreign chicks are better.

    • @ClownFromTheYear9998
      @ClownFromTheYear9998 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel like it would very less be a relationship and integration to society concept, and more like a complete shift in power and slavery sort of concept realistically 🗿 (from either side, likely the monster people though)
      As cool as it would be to have something as absurd and strange as half human half [insert other species here] hybrid, they probably wouldn’t think the same about humans and other monsters
      (Plus, they probably wouldn’t even be civil as we assume)

    • @KeyboardTarantula
      @KeyboardTarantula 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      you are only cooked if even the sirens give you a pass.

  • @mateuszslawinski1990
    @mateuszslawinski1990 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    The Sphinx letter is tempting regardless of the outcome.

    • @biggestnoob4704
      @biggestnoob4704 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes lunch is just going out to eat then stealing the Declaration of Independence.

    • @mrroboshadow
      @mrroboshadow 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      im assuming the sphynx wrote that while doing her best Nick Cage impression

  • @Xeromm
    @Xeromm ปีที่แล้ว +504

    She forgot the first step of research: establish your control sample! 😆

    • @atlas4733
      @atlas4733 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Savage.

    • @dreamcatcherben8214
      @dreamcatcherben8214 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Agreed, compromising science for any reason is highly unprofessional.

  • @gaiusdevil5481
    @gaiusdevil5481 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    I was expecting her to go on a tantrum about humans beeing boring and how she swore never to do it with another human. I did not expect her to literrally NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF IT

  • @magnuswright5572
    @magnuswright5572 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    The fact that the Mochabelle's voice has a wavelength longer than her whole body troubles me

    • @baltakatei
      @baltakatei 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      She can just speak by vibrating her an entire limb. Or hair.

    • @jameskirkland3187
      @jameskirkland3187 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I've never considered this. It's like a grasshopper. I hate it now.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    0:16 Minotaur Dom: "Nothing is stronger than Family."

  • @darkursrike3161
    @darkursrike3161 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    Be honest, if you lived on the same world that monsters girls do, would you go for a human girl? I'm not so sure about it.

    • @paulsmith5684
      @paulsmith5684 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I wouldn't.

    • @rockowlgamer631
      @rockowlgamer631 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Human girls would probably be option number 3 at that point

    • @miroz0181
      @miroz0181 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Agreed!

    • @henvdemon
      @henvdemon ปีที่แล้ว +78

      not likely no. Monster girls means also vamp, demon, ghost, slime girls and more. Be a literal field day xD

    • @COOLERthenU
      @COOLERthenU ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Dose one not try every flavor to fond out his favorite

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 ปีที่แล้ว +1056

    Can't really fault that. When you live in a world with so many more options it would be a little difficult to stick with what is basically water. Kind of makes you wonder though... how does the human species survive in a monster girl/guy world?

    • @klebermarchand
      @klebermarchand ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I think it might be genetical superior traits.

    • @somethingelse4948
      @somethingelse4948 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      ​@@klebermarchand Elves and Dwarfs are biological similar yet superior, but we have something they don't... Nuclear weapons!

    • @Morec0
      @Morec0 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Water > any other drink.... Cept maybe milk, I'll debate this

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thinking about it. . .
      The only way I think that humans can survive as a species, is probably through the fact that most humans cannot really crossbreed with other species, or the more darker route is mankinda’s habit of doing stupid stuff like creating an All-Human nation where they believe that human is best and all other species are blasphemous in nature; leading them to become a xenophobic nation that could either be matriarchal or regular nationalistic type of country, with an ability to create rugged machines of advanced tech that may rival dwarven or goblin tech, and having magic to slightly back it up, though not as strong as the mama of the fae or other creatures.
      Essentially, even if humans are the white bread of every universe, they can still be a very reliable, chaotic, kind, and ultimately horny but dumb at times race which can make the impossible: possible.
      Anyways, Mankind could survive if they made a xenophobic nation that hates Xenia and do not allow for any corruption, in favor of purity of Man itself to continue the species of mankind as a whole. Though, that doesn’t mean that that is where all humans are at, just maybe some or the majority.

    • @sordolaxder3.420
      @sordolaxder3.420 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      i guess its a case of, water is always available? like all those other fancy drinks come with some side effects/ conditions that limit availability while water is... well water, its everywhere^^ if only because humans are adventures and actively go looking for the fancy stuff so in every watering hole serving exotic drinks, there will also always be that one glass of water :P

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    0:12 I'm sure the Werewolf Boys in human forms are as hunky as Pillar Men who does the Awakening Pose.

    • @zacharyjoy8724
      @zacharyjoy8724 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      They’re also avid gamers, having both D&D *and* Magic nights!

  • @Mastensei
    @Mastensei ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Honestly monsters can do what a human does and more male and female

    • @amirhaikal6672
      @amirhaikal6672 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can monsters build an intergalactic fascist empire that worships a corpse of an OP man that been given Soo many souls now equivalents as a god maybe even more powerful and became such religious fanatics that they kill anyone and anything that doesn't even look like them or themselves who doesn't have a similar ideology as them?

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Eclair does look like Pidge from Voltron Legendary Defender animated show.

  • @Morec0
    @Morec0 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I wheezed at "steal the declaration of independence". God I loved that movie.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight ปีที่แล้ว +178

    All for "research" or academic purposes, truly wholesome monster girls moment xD

  • @jacopoarmini7889
    @jacopoarmini7889 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    that's going to be her hardest task thus far, and counting she hasn't had any luck until now, I don't think she's going to have it any easier

  • @battlehenge4
    @battlehenge4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    So she started by just jumping off the deep end into “researching” mystical creatures, didn’t even bother getting a running start going through humans first?

    • @marcodragon4995
      @marcodragon4995 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She doesn't even have a control group... truly a shameful display for a researcher

    • @emirulin5323
      @emirulin5323 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe nobody explained what the job 'entailed' until she was hired?

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    0:25 Hilariously, Eclair sounds British and the Declaration of Independence came from the USA that was once the Thirteen Colonies of Britain.

    • @ProjectEkerTest33
      @ProjectEkerTest33 ปีที่แล้ว

      If we steal it does that mean America has to do what we say again?

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare ปีที่แล้ว

      Eclair: If I steal the american Declaration of Independence, that will turn the USA into british colony again. *Rule Britannia intensifies

    • @jamesbrice3267
      @jamesbrice3267 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was also a massive debt write-off.

  • @CoyoteCode
    @CoyoteCode ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To think she's never had tea with a human.

  • @schrottinator
    @schrottinator ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why waste you time? After the minotaur it's like throwing a salami into a train hall.

    • @henvdemon
      @henvdemon ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The minotaur is why the poor girl is stuck to a wheel chair. xD

  • @stanleyholmes1266
    @stanleyholmes1266 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The realization that they weren't loose and accepting with their sexual mores, but were just ignoring and avoiding their own typevariety.

  • @Luks2820
    @Luks2820 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Wait, is that actually possible?! Nevermind, it probably only works for women.

    • @TheStarMachine2000
      @TheStarMachine2000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep. Guys have to be something before any women will glance at them

  • @mlgproplayer2915
    @mlgproplayer2915 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1 - Shoggoth;
    2 - Oomukade;
    3 - Moth;
    4 - Pixie;
    5 - Human, I guess...

    • @itlh6296
      @itlh6296 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How tf is you going to stick it in a pixie 😭

    • @chocchip4172
      @chocchip4172 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@itlh6296 Normally.
      *cries*

  • @theglem4
    @theglem4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think you mean... Sexistential crisis

  • @thusnameddigital9397
    @thusnameddigital9397 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm in. Any other volunteers for this latest experiment?

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That us actually a perfect voice for Eclair, ngl.

  • @ghOstWcOat
    @ghOstWcOat 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This gives me “He asked for rum and coke and the waiter said “is rum and pepsi ok?” and he had a existential crisis.” energy

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Monster Researcher Eclair Returns!!!
    She never had done it with a human?!?!?!
    Mhmmm... well i volunteer as a test subject for the research of course.
    I'm volunteering for research purposes of course.
    0:25 Nicholas Cage is at it again!!!!!
    But Eclair reminds me of Pidge alot.
    From Vultron: Legendary Defender.
    I loved that animated show.

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why would you go for a human when you can go for countless mythical beings?
    Doppleganger/succubus is a god among partners.

  • @EeveeWoot
    @EeveeWoot ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn, girl just figured somethin out.💀

  • @shinjinaraku4251
    @shinjinaraku4251 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I want to know more about Mochabelle.

  • @erikm8373
    @erikm8373 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Terrible behavior for a researcher. Everyone knows the first thing you do in research is establish a control!

  • @leereredone9418
    @leereredone9418 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eclair, what fitting name for our girl)

  • @CombatSportsNerd
    @CombatSportsNerd ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly, not the plot twist I was expecting but incredibly fucking hilarious nonetheless. Makes me wonder if there are any human dudes in that verse

  • @asura48
    @asura48 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Wait if all thirsty options aren't available then what "research" was she gonna do to the fairy??

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes things require small hands get into the nook and cranny of things or to scratch that one specific itch on your back that is *just* out of reach.

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Spells

  • @bismuth7398
    @bismuth7398 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Eh, no judgement here. I've seen Monster Musume.

  • @curiouswind9196
    @curiouswind9196 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She can do it still do it with a monster while experiencing as if she is doing it with a human if doppelganger/changelings exist

  • @jblack5596
    @jblack5596 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So she tried all the other flavours but never had vanilla

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She'd been locked in since always

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "You have (bleep) with a human right?"
    "Oh my God."

  • @darrylferguson3622
    @darrylferguson3622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She basically skipped right over the "vanilla" option, lol

  • @lordmars2387
    @lordmars2387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A new goal, to get the strangest strange of all.

  • @nealleipnitz9332
    @nealleipnitz9332 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Spiritually has connected with Eclair.* ..oh my God.

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid ปีที่แล้ว +1

    People do it with _humans?_ Absolutely haram.

  • @Xahnel
    @Xahnel ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This researcher has starred in many pronographic pieces wherein she researchs the reproductive habits of male monsters by requesting they practice on her.

  • @ProperDaveXD001
    @ProperDaveXD001 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is that "I never thought of that", or "I'm having war flashbacks"? I can't tell...

  • @rphb5870
    @rphb5870 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am guessing this takes place in the Ishuzoku Reviewers universe

  • @derekbowbrick6233
    @derekbowbrick6233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Time for a cherry Eclair.

  • @miroz0181
    @miroz0181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Madam! Im an available 🤣

  • @Ledecral
    @Ledecral ปีที่แล้ว

    Inter species reviewers S2 looking lit.

  • @KiraSlith
    @KiraSlith 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just realized the character I've been writing for the past month is doing that, didn't even realize I was doing it either. Across 3 setting changes she hasn't once managed even a 1-night stand with a normal human, but she has managed everything from robots, to literal biped foxes, to dog demons, and even a shark man, even the entire rainbow of gender combinations. The closest to "normal" was a L relationship with a dog girl (more girl than dog) in the first setting that fell apart in the face of diverging interests (she discovered she enjoyed holding the leash more, and that was the MC's limit). The current setting has only 1 non-human sapient race and she still managed to bed one, a 108 year old greater dragon who's a closet switch with some frankly wild ideas about what he thinks is romantic, a secret relationship they're both desperately keeping from their peers despite bordering on puppy love. The kind of puppy love where they cling to every moment they have together and spend their day looking forward to reuniting.

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean why would you make a sandwich when you have access to a buffet

  • @davidragan9233
    @davidragan9233 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sphinx, probably both.

  • @EtsuMatsuya
    @EtsuMatsuya ปีที่แล้ว

    Making a huge mistake in assuming humans are monsters.

  • @Grinchas03
    @Grinchas03 ปีที่แล้ว

    I haven’t seen her with a human either, oh my god…😂

  • @JDragoon-001
    @JDragoon-001 ปีที่แล้ว

    Provided options that aren't human don't wanna eat you afterwards I can't deni that it would be something to try buuuuut that's only if they don't wanna kill me after

  • @Tamashikiri
    @Tamashikiri 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Wait... that's been an option this whole time?!"

  • @adherentofladycolumbia725
    @adherentofladycolumbia725 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ..................nah, that ones toxic

  • @ArcmageZaln
    @ArcmageZaln ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm surprised she hasn't tried her luck with elves or dwarfs. Similar and yet not.
    😁

  • @xcluster6736
    @xcluster6736 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well I would be afraid when people said to me ''I didn't have s*x with a human as well'' Yet I am talking about this world...

  • @genericname42
    @genericname42 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No control samples? Tsk. Tsk.

  • @doctorcorvus1319
    @doctorcorvus1319 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    To be fair, who would go for the vanilla option when monster girls/boys exist, people are very blunt about their tastes nowadays…

  • @archerbascha8757
    @archerbascha8757 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is the fairy in the coffee? Does it taste any different?

  • @XentorAntarix
    @XentorAntarix ปีที่แล้ว

    *wonder if you would still drink that tea or coffee ?*

  • @bradonbyrd8061
    @bradonbyrd8061 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh my

  • @lorekeeper685
    @lorekeeper685 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Go find a eldrich entity

  • @Jacob-sj5nn
    @Jacob-sj5nn ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly if Monster girls were real i'd be going out with Rathians and Lamias. Human girls would be last.

  • @bilgebaykus6569
    @bilgebaykus6569 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine there are infinite number of ice cream would you go for vanilla😅

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Eventually, yes. If nothing else, vanilla is a good baseline/palate cleanser.

  • @samj8058
    @samj8058 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about that one catfolk chick? She seemed nice.

  • @BioNuclearBRICK
    @BioNuclearBRICK ปีที่แล้ว

    I call tribute

  • @kevinghost7211
    @kevinghost7211 ปีที่แล้ว

    If teifling , dwarfs, haflings , Minotaurs, dulohams, vampire, werewolves, snakes , golems, fiends, ghost, centaur, were people , beast men , fairies, gods abd goddess, immortals, ……….. giants, saraphimes , succubuses …… dragons, half dragons, goblins, swamp men , witches, warlocks , monks, apostles yea probably not

  • @TheStaniG
    @TheStaniG ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro if I were in a monster universe Id be going after the elves, fox/wolf/cat girls, lamias, uma musume (dang that anime was cute) like..... do human girls exist? KEK

  • @Brasswatchman
    @Brasswatchman ปีที่แล้ว

    Too bad. She's cute.

  • @OceanWilks
    @OceanWilks 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    hahahahahahahaha

  • @paulsmith5684
    @paulsmith5684 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That means No.

  • @Kuroki883
    @Kuroki883 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    AMERICA F YEAH

  • @theory-matics
    @theory-matics ปีที่แล้ว

    0:34 she's did not have fun with a human realy 😑

  • @danthiel8623
    @danthiel8623 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha

  • @Ashadar_Resouley
    @Ashadar_Resouley 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    but humans are so boring, i should know i am one

  • @determinationfreak1656
    @determinationfreak1656 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Humans are overrated. BRING ON THE LAMIA

  • @thesmilyguyguy9799
    @thesmilyguyguy9799 ปีที่แล้ว

    :O

  • @dofalerep7645
    @dofalerep7645 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Me, realizing I haven't been with any cis people.

  • @S1TTR
    @S1TTR ปีที่แล้ว

    :)​

  • @90voltspikachu
    @90voltspikachu ปีที่แล้ว

    bruh

  • @CygnusLaboratorys2056
    @CygnusLaboratorys2056 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't get it /:

  • @LeafMaltieze
    @LeafMaltieze 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So smart to release yet another terrain set that has different terrain totals than either the Rise of the Valkyrie, or the Age of Annihilation master sets. So cool, and smart to force players, and organizers to need buy this to be able to build maps using these sets, since no other set would allow you to match these terrain piece totals. Very good business idea.
    Water. Just what the game needed. More water. So much water that will definitely be used, and is in any way interesting at all.
    So glad we didn't get a wall set, or anything that would introduce a new mechanic. It might scare off new players if they did that.

  • @ren_suzugamori1427
    @ren_suzugamori1427 ปีที่แล้ว

    We have a monster boinker Bois!

  • @aztec613
    @aztec613 ปีที่แล้ว

    How furry-

  • @jessejohn4772
    @jessejohn4772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turn from sin turn to God
    Jesus is The Way
    And the Son of God
    Have a good day

  • @anominon
    @anominon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I mean I kinda get it, human guys are bad enough in this world, imagine how over-compensating and incellous they'd be in a world with hot monsters... and the other human women would be too busy with other monsters.