I love Ronny Chieng-he’s like the voice in my head if that voice had no filter, impeccable timing, and zero patience for stupidity. Every time he speaks, I’m like, "Yes, exactly!" Only I’d probably say it with less sarcasm and more politeness.
iPhone vs Android? Nothing new for the generation born in the 1970s, growing up with home computers in the 1980s: Atari vs Commodore, then IBM-PC vs Apple.
It's fitting that Ronny uses a Star Wars reference for Android, since its inception, Lucas sued them for trademark infringement of the previous name "Droid". That's right, he went General Previous on them.
(un) fun fact: 15 years ago I was working in the UK. One day a mother and I have been shopping in Tesco's and saw a veeeery big advertisment for sunscreen for children. Guess what. It really was her 2 kids when they have been on vacation and she made a pic when they were sleeping at the beach. Several calls later: nothing she can do because she uploaded the pics on Facebook and then they could use/sell however they wanted. And that was 15 years ago. You all, please be more secure with your private things if it won't bother you that one day everything might be exposed or sold.
When he said "just use what you wanna use and shut up about it" -with that hand and the slight lean forward, i said ..wait, that sounds like someone... * clicks * BILL BURRR!! 😂
Totally, bring on the frills! Dont know why no more frills. The seats are smaller now than 30 years ago. I used her free drinks and food. Now, only business class and first class get free drinks and food. 😢
It's people's need to turn everything into the dumbest sport possible. Competition is an easy trap to simplify and categorize the vast complexity of life.
Both suck. 😂 iPhone 📱 and android. I had an android lasted 9 years. I have a new iPhone lasted 2 weeks before it cracked lol now it over heats and it shut down during a heat wave lol 15 pro. Sucky
iPhones are the best, they were the first company to add a microwave charging capability. Android requires you to buy a wireless charging dock, but you can throw the iPhone into any microwave and it will charge.
This guy did a phone durability test. Cued up above the table for his shot instead came right down on the face of his phone. It wasn't pretty! What's that about? You can't even do that and have your phone survive! Another guy thought this concave place in his car door near the hinge was for a phone. Closed the door and had to have a funeral for his phone 📱 No durability, man! WTF!
The comparison is even much older, we can trace it back to ancient Egypt, between stone tablets and papyrus scrolls.... damn! who cares about iPhone and Android anyway
I feel like it's a matter of how people seem to have the false impression that apple is so good, despite it not actually being that good anymore. Maybe for the first few generations of iPhone, there was a marked difference in quality, but nowadays iPhones aren't all that much better. Also, iPhone tries so hard to enforce anti consumer practices like how they enforced their own charging cable, difficulty to replace batteries and repair, etc. I think people who are vocally against iPhone is mainly because of the mix of apple's shitty practices and a contrarian attitude to iPhones being popular (and viewed as higher quality) despite being not that much better than the cheaper alternatives
Wait, he calls all Trump supporters morons on Jimmy Kimmel a month ago, yet he complains about how high prices are for "no-frills airlines services" pre-Trump in 2013. He needs to look at his political views in the mirror🤦♂️
@@RGSoCalI think he is trying to point out it's the starting point to what now runs the Chinese population (the data system they use to control). It's very extreme but has to start somewhere. Just saying 😉
Never mind the iPhone argument. You NAILED IT on the social media bit. I believe that nobody in their right mind is turning to social media for help deciding who to vote for. Political posts just divide our country further and put people deeper into their camps.
Ronny is always angry at something and I am here for it 😂
He comes out ranting and is hilarious the entire way through.
Asian Bill Burr
I love Ronny Chieng-he’s like the voice in my head if that voice had no filter, impeccable timing, and zero patience for stupidity. Every time he speaks, I’m like, "Yes, exactly!" Only I’d probably say it with less sarcasm and more politeness.
I love the impolite sarcasm
Best! Ronny Chieng! I think standup is his anger management therapy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL! AGREE! I always thought that offstage, he must be the nicest, happiest guy because he let's it all out onstage!
True 😂😂😂
We love Ronny! Righton!!
So true. He's a comedic genius.
2013 Ronny Chieng did a great bill burr
I'm glad a lot of us are in agreement about this haha
Both are great
Definitely an influence. He could do it because Bill wasn’t a mega star then
except Bill Burr's actually hilarious.
This guy couldn't get any angrier.
😁
Was about to write the exact same thing.
Ronny’s aura is on friggin fire 🔥. This is so good
I love Ronny Chieng so much ❤️ he is a real man. I can’t stop watching his speech.
he’s straight to the point no segways 😂😂
Ronny is rocking boomer energy already. Can’t wait for him to hit his 50’s.
This dude is so funny 😂😂
He absolutely nailed my BF & I in that very conversation! 😂
Thanks for editing out bits of his routine. That made it so much better.
i could not stop laughing - it's all relevant to me
lol love this guy
Ronny Chieng’s humorous ‘take’ on society today is ‘right on.’😂
2024 still no frills.
iPhone vs Android? Nothing new for the generation born in the 1970s, growing up with home computers in the 1980s: Atari vs Commodore, then IBM-PC vs Apple.
Yeah, it’s always been around in some form or another - Ford vs Chevy, Fender vs Gibson etc. etc… lol.
true lol
VHS vs betamax
Commodore vs Zx Spectrum 🙃
Nintendo vs Sega
Dude just angry lol
Love Ronnie cheng😂😂😂
Bill Burr energy lol love them both
Now that's a cold opening monologue!
Love Ronny and Desi
Ronny’s anger in humor reminds me of Ted Danson in Becker … no guardrails, just hilarious !
It's fitting that Ronny uses a Star Wars reference for Android, since its inception, Lucas sued them for trademark infringement of the previous name "Droid". That's right, he went General Previous on them.
As long as your data is profitable, Your data is valuable to them.
anyone else realize ronny's wearing custom kobe 9s
So fire man i want a pair
Strong Bill Bur vibes. Even the gestures facial expressions are on point
Well ACTUALLY 🤓
iphone started the hate
He's right lol
Someboy PLEASE tell Ronny Chieng to be the Taskmaster for Taskmaster USA, he would be perfect for that show
(un) fun fact: 15 years ago I was working in the UK. One day a mother and I have been shopping in Tesco's and saw a veeeery big advertisment for sunscreen for children. Guess what. It really was her 2 kids when they have been on vacation and she made a pic when they were sleeping at the beach. Several calls later: nothing she can do because she uploaded the pics on Facebook and then they could use/sell however they wanted. And that was 15 years ago. You all, please be more secure with your private things if it won't bother you that one day everything might be exposed or sold.
I'm being slightly secure by not going on Fakebook at all.
No Frils and Food Basics are grocery chains in Canada lol.
They do want your data.
Is Ronnie doing Bill Burr?
From iphone vs android to Ronnie vs Burr, nice.
hes Asian Bill Burr
When he said "just use what you wanna use and shut up about it" -with that hand and the slight lean forward, i said ..wait, that sounds like someone... * clicks * BILL BURRR!! 😂
And yes, "iPhone SUCKS!" 😂
Very true. My 3rd iPhone also give me a lot of problems.
Totally, bring on the frills! Dont know why no more frills. The seats are smaller now than 30 years ago. I used her free drinks and food. Now, only business class and first class get free drinks and food. 😢
Brilliant!
I can hear scissor sevens voice in his
Was it Bill Burr appreciation day or something?
No, it was Ronnie being Ronnie.
He speaks the truth on how peoples behavior has gotten worst .
Those who don’t understand him are part of the problem.
It's people's need to turn everything into the dumbest sport possible. Competition is an easy trap to simplify and categorize the vast complexity of life.
I am drunk. 😭
Ronny Cheng is a funny man. His standup here verges on insult comedy, like Don Rickles almost. Naturally he’d be great at a roast - or in any setting.
Omg he's so mean.He could be a waiter
I-phones do suck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ronny should talk about the ABC, his first TV real gig.
Both suck. 😂 iPhone 📱 and android. I had an android lasted 9 years. I have a new iPhone lasted 2 weeks before it cracked lol now it over heats and it shut down during a heat wave lol 15 pro. Sucky
during heat wave is ok but my one over heats and shut down while recording a video
you must be very unlucky
iPhones are the best, they were the first company to add a microwave charging capability. Android requires you to buy a wireless charging dock, but you can throw the iPhone into any microwave and it will charge.
If u had android for 9 yrs it can't be that sucky lol
@@lcc726 It depends on which version of Android. Those phones that are easy to root tend to have a better experience.
I still use an IPhone 6S they are great! LOL!
People who get obsessed with hating another product, Ronny’s grind hating on the iPhone, no words lol
"Is that a Unix book?"
Ronny!!!!! ❤️💚
You're so right
Dang Ronny is angry inside.
If the earth's population had a collective IQ Test - it wouldn't be pretty.
"What does he mean? Wouldn't be pretty? Why?"
This guy did a phone durability test. Cued up above the table for his shot instead came right down on the face of his phone. It wasn't pretty! What's that about? You can't even do that and have your phone survive! Another guy thought this concave place in his car door near the hinge was for a phone. Closed the door and had to have a funeral for his phone 📱
No durability, man! WTF!
spotted the apple fanboy
Porkchops!!! Mine are always hard as a rock!!!
iPhone 6 bends if left in your pocket while sitting for an extended time. That was the issue....
Isn't it supposed to be "iOS vs Android" and not "iPhone vs Android", then it's gonna be iPhone vs Galaxy S something... right?
I watched this on my Android
No grill? Or breathing chambers of a fish.
Asian Bill Burr
Yeah but… iPhone SUCKS
Apple pissed me off in 1982, so to me the iPhone doesn't exist
Is it possible to learn this power? Not from an iPhone.
_unlimited..._ WI-FI!!
No joke here! Time to reflect?
They want data to sell marketing companies.
Its giving Allen Ginsberg
He looks angry all the time!
There is alot of hate in this comment section. Would love to hear one of your guys' jokes. If he was bill burr these same jokes would probably land.
*a lot
Two words, not one. Think of it like this: a few, a little, a bunch, a _whole_ bunch, a lot, a _whole_ lot.
*Bill Burr, some
ICBM Vs. Drone with IED same 💩 different country lol 😂
I Miss Victor.
I've never scrolled comments that ended before. 😮
Android is an OS tho wth damn covid
fk man this is making anxious
Bill burr
The comparison is even much older, we can trace it back to ancient Egypt, between stone tablets and papyrus scrolls.... damn! who cares about iPhone and Android anyway
Preach, Ronny! I am pro frills.
Well, this aged badly
To be fair, that specific iPhone was made out of peanut butter. It really did bend in your back pocket
Android - long term.
iOS - for dem short-sighted bitXhez!
Android is Awesome..... Women Turning Up Their Noses At Guys Who Use Android Phones
❤😂😂😂😂❤
Ahaha his charactor sounds like he has a mid-life crisis. 😂
*character
yeah Android users has superior complex even when their phones are actually lower quality than iPhone
Iphone sucks
Yeah, Android
*have superiority complexes, even when
*iPhone.
I feel like it's a matter of how people seem to have the false impression that apple is so good, despite it not actually being that good anymore.
Maybe for the first few generations of iPhone, there was a marked difference in quality, but nowadays iPhones aren't all that much better.
Also, iPhone tries so hard to enforce anti consumer practices like how they enforced their own charging cable, difficulty to replace batteries and repair, etc.
I think people who are vocally against iPhone is mainly because of the mix of apple's shitty practices and a contrarian attitude to iPhones being popular (and viewed as higher quality) despite being not that much better than the cheaper alternatives
🔥
Wait, he calls all Trump supporters morons on Jimmy Kimmel a month ago, yet he complains about how high prices are for "no-frills airlines services" pre-Trump in 2013. He needs to look at his political views in the mirror🤦♂️
Facebook joke didn’t age well, why do they want your data well to sell to Cambridge Analytical
You're exactly what that joke is about but didn't get it .
@@RGSoCalI think he is trying to point out it's the starting point to what now runs the Chinese population (the data system they use to control). It's very extreme but has to start somewhere. Just saying 😉
haha nice one , but android is better , proven fact , dont even know why his friend bothers
I broke my android, trying to bend it while watching this. It bends, too. Androids will rule the future, and I phone users will be enslaved.
He's too intense for me. Not my cup of tea
Can Dr Assma shut up already
Never mind the iPhone argument. You NAILED IT on the social media bit. I believe that nobody in their right mind is turning to social media for help deciding who to vote for. Political posts just divide our country further and put people deeper into their camps.
This dude is the one Asian guy that flunked math.
I forgot to laugh
It was weird a month ago. Well f___, take a look now.
Unbox Therapy
Funny guy
Sometimes i wonder if these dudes are political/ commercial chess pieces too 😂
Iphone sucks 🤮