Bro most likely I would be high so my high ass would think this some secret branch in the government where this lil mfr is a straight killer cause he walked in saying some bad ass lines like a movie scene nd shit
Imagine being a manager, holding your rapper at knife point to extort/kill him, only for a boy scout to "Whats up doggity dogs" and pulls his own knite at you This one's GOLD
There are a lot of stories where the moderators have to make a judgment call on whether to approve them for stream, some of them are borderline When I read the Chowder kid story once over, I said out loud to myself "this is amazing" and sent it right through
"Oh, cool, you have a knife! Let me show you mine!" Has gotta be up there for one of the coldest threats I've heard in a while and it was by a boy scout who just thought the person with the knife was another scout
The green screen falling and breaking the illusion into the "after these messages" clip into Coney pulling down the green screen for the sponsored bit was an insane transition
That "Wait, Go back!" is the best response ever. And I thought that's straight up unescapable situation. Now I know what to do if I'll ever be the adult there. Now that I think about it, I was in the situation where I was the teenager in that situation. (Necessary difference: it was somebody else's computers. I'm not that dumb!) "I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice": Both times it was just good old Vallejo fantasy art, scrolling by on computer slideshow, in two completely separate places. Both times I pretended I didn't notice anything.
The Michael Jackson confession was pretty funny, all the jokes that was made, moonwalking into the tree, "tree hee", etc. I wonder why the TV is tilted at the end... Sad that they cut out the green screen falling over multiple times and messing up the TV lol.
Also JabbaDaHutt in the comments was right. It was Princess Peach with her boobs out, wearing a white thong she was pulling up. This was during the beginning of rule 34 so not that many pictures to browse from.
This was hands down one of my favourite cringe confessional videos to watch. Other vids had one or two memorable stories but so many in this video were just fantastic. I enjoyed watching the recording live on stream and a week later it was still entertaining to watch. Need more coney viewers to submit their cringe stories so we have more content.
@@elesh.n he has tons of confessions but the list of approved ones probably isn't as big. He definitely can make several more videos with the backlog of approved confessions but I'm greedy and just want more cringe confessional
23:17 OK. So. Let's get into this. The original Kingdom Hearts came out in 2002. Chain of Memories was 2004. If the Coney viewer is between 21-18 years old. That means if we go off of only female characters. The girl was likely named either Kairi, Naminé, or... Larxene.
ok this might be one my favorite coney thumnails the week's worth of ICANT Coneys was really good, but something about coney confused at baby mario holding a knife is just... the perfect amount of goofiness edit: ok yeah the story the thumbnail came from is fucking hilarious wtf how does that even happen
oh my god that tree story might be the funniest story ive heard, completely genuinely TRIPLE DOWNING in front of a WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS that "Michael Jackson walked into a tree and died" because "my parents wouldn't lie to me" is such a funny image and i am ABSOLUTELY telling people that's what actually happened
every time a new video comes out I think about submitting my most cringe moment but I always talk myself out of it knowing it's just cringe and not an entertaining story
Ngl those Xreal glasses are legit products. My dad who's a tech nerd showed them to me a year or a 2 ago an they were awesome. He plays games everywhere now. My only problem is they used to complain about being to close to screens now we're here
There's this odd girl in my High school who legally changed her name to Sora after watching a kingdom hearts playthrough on TH-cam. I asked her once and she's never played the games.
the michael jackson one was so good, i think that's my favourite one i have no clue why smooth arboreal made me laugh as much as it did but A+ to whoever wrote that
For that Micheal Jackson story, i would have made a playlist of exclusively alternating songs of one MJ track and one song with "Tree" in the title. "Budding Trees?" "Beat It." "Tree Climber."
4:53 I'm fairly certain my dad has seen my sus google searches at least once, and he just ignored it. This kid's dad ratted him out to his whole friend group XD
I never been more intrigued by a Coney sponsorship, especially after hearing the Fact or Opinion discussion where Coney said he thinks the next big consoles should use VR
I was the weird, but popular kid. And I also played the ocarina like the last story's kid. Every time I brought it, most people would keep asking me to play it. Or when I play it after school, people walking by would stop to listen, and give compliments. I suppose my experience was the opposite of that kid's.
Gotta be Kairi or Namine bc theres no way a mf walking around with the name Xion proudly 💀💀 edit: Aqua is just as dumb a name irl but Larxenne is a HUGE maybe
Actually, managed to find it and it was actually Tokyo Xanadu OST - Morimiya is Okay!!, close enough to trails i guess. And the other one that was used was Trauma Center Second Opinion - St. Francis Hospital. Really good choice.
Thanks to XREAL for the free product! Check out their stuff here:
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These look so cool but I'm broke🙂
@@nero7862 exactly
This is why we need to bring bullying back to schools
Can I put a prescription on it im blind without them
@@elijahbrock7676what
If I was Rapper Dude and I didn't know he was someone's kid, I would seriously believe that God had sent a guardian angel
Ikr
What's up diggity dogs
And the lord givith
Bro most likely I would be high so my high ass would think this some secret branch in the government where this lil mfr is a straight killer cause he walked in saying some bad ass lines like a movie scene nd shit
“As a kid, I had a strange relationship with mortality” is maybe the strongest opener to a cringe confessional ever, I love it
immediately oneupped by “my cringe saved someone’s life” honestly
I prefer “When I was around 4 or 5 I thought the word lesbian meant a large group of women” to both
Hold the fuck up, did we just go an entire Cringe Confessional without a poop story? Is this the first time ever?
yes
this was the case for the ENTIRE stream
The chains have been broken
Coney failed to note, he threatened a manager with a knife in a cubs scout uniform. The pure visuals alone.
Imagine being a manager, holding your rapper at knife point to extort/kill him, only for a boy scout to "Whats up doggity dogs" and pulls his own knite at you
This one's GOLD
Not even a Boy Scout, a CUB Scout.
HE WASN’T EVEN 10.
There are a lot of stories where the moderators have to make a judgment call on whether to approve them for stream, some of them are borderline
When I read the Chowder kid story once over, I said out loud to myself "this is amazing" and sent it right through
i love you for that
That may be the best Cringe Confessional story of all time.
@@DoMorrMusicI think the Master Chief sex story is still better but this one is so good
@@NinjaBananaChannel
ITS HALO TIME BABY
How many stories on average do you reject for being obviously fake?
Man that story with the Chowder kid. He's a goat. I still go up to people and say "what's up Diggity dogs?" I love that phrase so much
"Oh, cool, you have a knife! Let me show you mine!" Has gotta be up there for one of the coldest threats I've heard in a while and it was by a boy scout who just thought the person with the knife was another scout
HE WAS A CUB SCOUT
HE WASNT EVEN 10
I have a course to sell you guys
Coney fans having run ins with 1 armed women is a canon event
“YYYYEAH!! GO BACK GO BACK”
Kinda based uncle for lightening the mood rather than letting it linger lmao
The green screen falling and breaking the illusion into the "after these messages" clip into Coney pulling down the green screen for the sponsored bit was an insane transition
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
a [TREE]
That "Wait, Go back!" is the best response ever. And I thought that's straight up unescapable situation.
Now I know what to do if I'll ever be the adult there.
Now that I think about it, I was in the situation where I was the teenager in that situation. (Necessary difference: it was somebody else's computers. I'm not that dumb!) "I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice": Both times it was just good old Vallejo fantasy art, scrolling by on computer slideshow, in two completely separate places. Both times I pretended I didn't notice anything.
The Chowder story was legitimately incredible. The mental image is so funny
The Michael Jackson confession was pretty funny, all the jokes that was made, moonwalking into the tree, "tree hee", etc.
I wonder why the TV is tilted at the end...
Sad that they cut out the green screen falling over multiple times and messing up the TV lol.
im glad at least one of them stayed in
also the tv wasn’t tilted, the camera was.
And the prosthetic story "she lost a limb (tree)
The dude who tried to save a sexbot is my hero
The rapper boyscout knife story was truly inspiring.
Wow, I sent the that story of the PDA after the second cringe confessional. I thought I hadn’t made it.
Also JabbaDaHutt in the comments was right. It was Princess Peach with her boobs out, wearing a white thong she was pulling up. This was during the beginning of rule 34 so not that many pictures to browse from.
your uncle is a fucking champ
“GO BACK!!”
@@jokerzbp9545late, but was it sourced from the green site?
This was hands down one of my favourite cringe confessional videos to watch. Other vids had one or two memorable stories but so many in this video were just fantastic. I enjoyed watching the recording live on stream and a week later it was still entertaining to watch. Need more coney viewers to submit their cringe stories so we have more content.
He has cringe for years to come I think, most of the stories are like 8-9 months old
@@elesh.n he has tons of confessions but the list of approved ones probably isn't as big. He definitely can make several more videos with the backlog of approved confessions but I'm greedy and just want more cringe confessional
Every time I thought he had read the last story there was another banger. The Tree Triple Down nearly had me in tears. Unreal conviction.
The stories in this episode were incredible. Best episode by far.
The uncle in the second story is the GOAT.
"What's a PDA?" means I'm officially old
23:17 OK. So. Let's get into this. The original Kingdom Hearts came out in 2002. Chain of Memories was 2004. If the Coney viewer is between 21-18 years old. That means if we go off of only female characters. The girl was likely named either Kairi, Naminé, or... Larxene.
probably kairi
The "What's up dawwgg" story is gonna change the meta
I love cringe confessional, my personal favorite coney series
Shout outs to that uncle he's the goat.
ok this might be one my favorite coney thumnails
the week's worth of ICANT Coneys was really good, but something about coney confused at baby mario holding a knife is just... the perfect amount of goofiness
edit: ok yeah the story the thumbnail came from is fucking hilarious wtf how does that even happen
Coney finally got a new face to put in the thumbnail
Chowder kid was an involuntary gigachad
That tree really was a Spruce Criminal.
I love this series! This is the first series I watched and I ended up binging all of them. Please do more!
Quite possibly my favorite series coney. Keep doing what you do man
oh my god that tree story might be the funniest story ive heard, completely genuinely TRIPLE DOWNING in front of a WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS that "Michael Jackson walked into a tree and died" because "my parents wouldn't lie to me" is such a funny image and i am ABSOLUTELY telling people that's what actually happened
I’m so happy I was here for this confessional. God this was great
every time a new video comes out I think about submitting my most cringe moment but I always talk myself out of it knowing it's just cringe and not an entertaining story
it’s called Cringe Confessional for a reason
that was a really good sponsor transition
it was hilarious. Happened multiple times during the stream.
Ngl those Xreal glasses are legit products. My dad who's a tech nerd showed them to me a year or a 2 ago an they were awesome. He plays games everywhere now. My only problem is they used to complain about being to close to screens now we're here
There's this odd girl in my High school who legally changed her name to Sora after watching a kingdom hearts playthrough on TH-cam. I asked her once and she's never played the games.
odd is generous
12:11 You may have seen the one armed girl, now we have the one legged girl.
the michael jackson one was so good, i think that's my favourite one
i have no clue why smooth arboreal made me laugh as much as it did but A+ to whoever wrote that
4:27 thank you for using “Sophia’s shop” as the song good taste editior
glad Coney's editor knows what's good and got some Tokyo Xanadu music in there
For anyone wondering the Michael Jackson tree bits went on for atleast 20 minutes.
For that Micheal Jackson story, i would have made a playlist of exclusively alternating songs of one MJ track and one song with "Tree" in the title.
"Budding Trees?"
"Beat It."
"Tree Climber."
3:51 LMAOO W UNC
7:41 IT JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER 💀
4:53 I'm fairly certain my dad has seen my sus google searches at least once, and he just ignored it. This kid's dad ratted him out to his whole friend group XD
I never been more intrigued by a Coney sponsorship, especially after hearing the Fact or Opinion discussion where Coney said he thinks the next big consoles should use VR
29:40 I like how even the TTS sounded like it was choking up and breaking on "Specifically"
surprise: there was no poop stories the ENTIRE stream
need to hear from the kid who kept getting their prosthetic leg stolen by a random dog, holy shit
This is one of my favorite content series.
Cringe Confessional is the best entertainment for walking my dog
Did not expect Tokyo Xanadu OST, good taste editor.
8:06 this is the best story ever
That last story was just ruthless & kind of relatable.
I was dying when I saw the kid with a knife one live on stream. By far the most unexpected story yet.
Oh, wow, I was early enough to see the thumbnail change! Neat!
18:24 I almost suffocated in bed laughing at that
22:20 “bro the worst she can say is no”
Coney is unironically one of the wisest people on this platform
this is my favorite series on youtube
I swear ive heard the dog prosthetic leg story before, pretty sure that one was on reddit or something years ago
Given the timeframe we're talking about it's possible that the rapper he saved was Lil Wayne.
I was the weird, but popular kid. And I also played the ocarina like the last story's kid. Every time I brought it, most people would keep asking me to play it. Or when I play it after school, people walking by would stop to listen, and give compliments. I suppose my experience was the opposite of that kid's.
"If our position were switched, would our fates be different?" - the chatter that submitted that story probably
did we ever find out what rapper was saved by the boy scout?
*Kid threatened a rapper's manager. smh my damn head at the misinformation coming out of the Coney channel these days
Man, I love cringe confessional, I need more great stories. I personally dont have these very cringe and horrifying stories, so this is crazy
this is the best episode yet
The bottom of the prosthetic leg just has "Andy" written on the bottom of the foot
I'm a simple man, I see Cringe Confessionals, I click.
27:00 noahsaurusx peaked at this very moment
My favorite series.
Cringe confessional is GOAT
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by a treeeeeeee
Gotta be Kairi or Namine bc theres no way a mf walking around with the name Xion proudly 💀💀
edit: Aqua is just as dumb a name irl but Larxenne is a HUGE maybe
Uncles out here being absolute shitheels like they should be.
The Chowder payoff was insane, both in story and absurdity.
This video is an instant Coney classic.
This is my favorite series
What the hell is that thumbnail. I clicked on it anyway though so good job coney
Damn, the first ad I watched in full. This looks fun
1st story is just a young sheldon scene
When I transitioned they took one of my arms
14:01
Personal time stamp
MY FIRST LIVE CONFESSIONAL WAS A EUPHORIC EXPERIENCE
I LOVE CRINGE CONFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHH!!!!!! THANK YOU CONEY
only true fans know that coney changed the thumbnail
Tree boy rules! I love tree boy
I swear to god I heard that prosthetic leg dog story before
That story was the craziest thing on the channel if true
really wish i could see what songs are used in the video, i heard something similar to Trails of Cold Steel but can't just recall what song it was
Actually, managed to find it and it was actually Tokyo Xanadu OST - Morimiya is Okay!!, close enough to trails i guess. And the other one that was used was Trauma Center Second Opinion - St. Francis Hospital. Really good choice.
what was that thumbnail 😂
14:00 killed me
Very interesting ad read actually big dubs
Baby mario with a knife, ready to shank any toadies that try to take him away from Yoshi
I feel so bad for the dude that got rejected by Ansem The Wise.
19:22 mfer this is just one of the scenes from the Lindsay Lohan version of the Parent Trap
YEAHHHH NEW CRINGE CONFESSIONAL (I'll comment something more meaningful when I get to watch it)
9:50 W Tokyo Xanadu eX+ soundtrack
Oh sheet mikey yackson!