Bro most likely I would be high so my high ass would think this some secret branch in the government where this lil mfr is a straight killer cause he walked in saying some bad ass lines like a movie scene nd shit
Imagine being a manager, holding your rapper at knife point to extort/kill him, only for a boy scout to "Whats up doggity dogs" and pulls his own knite at you This one's GOLD
There are a lot of stories where the moderators have to make a judgment call on whether to approve them for stream, some of them are borderline When I read the Chowder kid story once over, I said out loud to myself "this is amazing" and sent it right through
"Oh, cool, you have a knife! Let me show you mine!" Has gotta be up there for one of the coldest threats I've heard in a while and it was by a boy scout who just thought the person with the knife was another scout
The Michael Jackson confession was pretty funny, all the jokes that was made, moonwalking into the tree, "tree hee", etc. I wonder why the TV is tilted at the end... Sad that they cut out the green screen falling over multiple times and messing up the TV lol.
The green screen falling and breaking the illusion into the "after these messages" clip into Coney pulling down the green screen for the sponsored bit was an insane transition
Also JabbaDaHutt in the comments was right. It was Princess Peach with her boobs out, wearing a white thong she was pulling up. This was during the beginning of rule 34 so not that many pictures to browse from.
That "Wait, Go back!" is the best response ever. And I thought that's straight up unescapable situation. Now I know what to do if I'll ever be the adult there. Now that I think about it, I was in the situation where I was the teenager in that situation. (Necessary difference: it was somebody else's computers. I'm not that dumb!) "I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice": Both times it was just good old Vallejo fantasy art, scrolling by on computer slideshow, in two completely separate places. Both times I pretended I didn't notice anything.
This was hands down one of my favourite cringe confessional videos to watch. Other vids had one or two memorable stories but so many in this video were just fantastic. I enjoyed watching the recording live on stream and a week later it was still entertaining to watch. Need more coney viewers to submit their cringe stories so we have more content.
@@elesh.n he has tons of confessions but the list of approved ones probably isn't as big. He definitely can make several more videos with the backlog of approved confessions but I'm greedy and just want more cringe confessional
23:17 OK. So. Let's get into this. The original Kingdom Hearts came out in 2002. Chain of Memories was 2004. If the Coney viewer is between 21-18 years old. That means if we go off of only female characters. The girl was likely named either Kairi, Naminé, or... Larxene.
ok this might be one my favorite coney thumnails the week's worth of ICANT Coneys was really good, but something about coney confused at baby mario holding a knife is just... the perfect amount of goofiness edit: ok yeah the story the thumbnail came from is fucking hilarious wtf how does that even happen
every time a new video comes out I think about submitting my most cringe moment but I always talk myself out of it knowing it's just cringe and not an entertaining story
oh my god that tree story might be the funniest story ive heard, completely genuinely TRIPLE DOWNING in front of a WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS that "Michael Jackson walked into a tree and died" because "my parents wouldn't lie to me" is such a funny image and i am ABSOLUTELY telling people that's what actually happened
There's this odd girl in my High school who legally changed her name to Sora after watching a kingdom hearts playthrough on TH-cam. I asked her once and she's never played the games.
the michael jackson one was so good, i think that's my favourite one i have no clue why smooth arboreal made me laugh as much as it did but A+ to whoever wrote that
Ngl those Xreal glasses are legit products. My dad who's a tech nerd showed them to me a year or a 2 ago an they were awesome. He plays games everywhere now. My only problem is they used to complain about being to close to screens now we're here
For that Micheal Jackson story, i would have made a playlist of exclusively alternating songs of one MJ track and one song with "Tree" in the title. "Budding Trees?" "Beat It." "Tree Climber."
4:53 I'm fairly certain my dad has seen my sus google searches at least once, and he just ignored it. This kid's dad ratted him out to his whole friend group XD
I never been more intrigued by a Coney sponsorship, especially after hearing the Fact or Opinion discussion where Coney said he thinks the next big consoles should use VR
I was the weird, but popular kid. And I also played the ocarina like the last story's kid. Every time I brought it, most people would keep asking me to play it. Or when I play it after school, people walking by would stop to listen, and give compliments. I suppose my experience was the opposite of that kid's.
Gotta be Kairi or Namine bc theres no way a mf walking around with the name Xion proudly 💀💀 edit: Aqua is just as dumb a name irl but Larxenne is a HUGE maybe
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@@nero7862 exactly
This is why we need to bring bullying back to schools
Can I put a prescription on it im blind without them
@@elijahbrock7676what
If I was Rapper Dude and I didn't know he was someone's kid, I would seriously believe that God had sent a guardian angel
Ikr
What's up diggity dogs
And the lord givith
Bro most likely I would be high so my high ass would think this some secret branch in the government where this lil mfr is a straight killer cause he walked in saying some bad ass lines like a movie scene nd shit
Hold the fuck up, did we just go an entire Cringe Confessional without a poop story? Is this the first time ever?
yes
this was the case for the ENTIRE stream
The chains have been broken
“As a kid, I had a strange relationship with mortality” is maybe the strongest opener to a cringe confessional ever, I love it
immediately oneupped by “my cringe saved someone’s life” honestly
I prefer “When I was around 4 or 5 I thought the word lesbian meant a large group of women” to both
Coney failed to note, he threatened a manager with a knife in a cubs scout uniform. The pure visuals alone.
Imagine being a manager, holding your rapper at knife point to extort/kill him, only for a boy scout to "Whats up doggity dogs" and pulls his own knite at you
This one's GOLD
Not even a Boy Scout, a CUB Scout.
HE WASN’T EVEN 10.
There are a lot of stories where the moderators have to make a judgment call on whether to approve them for stream, some of them are borderline
When I read the Chowder kid story once over, I said out loud to myself "this is amazing" and sent it right through
i love you for that
That may be the best Cringe Confessional story of all time.
@@DoMorrMusicI think the Master Chief sex story is still better but this one is so good
@@NinjaBananaChannel
ITS HALO TIME BABY
How many stories on average do you reject for being obviously fake?
"Oh, cool, you have a knife! Let me show you mine!" Has gotta be up there for one of the coldest threats I've heard in a while and it was by a boy scout who just thought the person with the knife was another scout
HE WAS A CUB SCOUT
HE WASNT EVEN 10
I have a course to sell you guys
Man that story with the Chowder kid. He's a goat. I still go up to people and say "what's up Diggity dogs?" I love that phrase so much
You've been hit by
You've been struck by
a [TREE]
“YYYYEAH!! GO BACK GO BACK”
Kinda based uncle for lightening the mood rather than letting it linger lmao
The Michael Jackson confession was pretty funny, all the jokes that was made, moonwalking into the tree, "tree hee", etc.
I wonder why the TV is tilted at the end...
Sad that they cut out the green screen falling over multiple times and messing up the TV lol.
im glad at least one of them stayed in
also the tv wasn’t tilted, the camera was.
And the prosthetic story "she lost a limb (tree)
Coney fans having run ins with 1 armed women is a canon event
The Chowder story was legitimately incredible. The mental image is so funny
The green screen falling and breaking the illusion into the "after these messages" clip into Coney pulling down the green screen for the sponsored bit was an insane transition
The rapper boyscout knife story was truly inspiring.
Wow, I sent the that story of the PDA after the second cringe confessional. I thought I hadn’t made it.
Also JabbaDaHutt in the comments was right. It was Princess Peach with her boobs out, wearing a white thong she was pulling up. This was during the beginning of rule 34 so not that many pictures to browse from.
your uncle is a fucking champ
“GO BACK!!”
@@jokerzbp9545late, but was it sourced from the green site?
The dude who tried to save a sexbot is my hero
That "Wait, Go back!" is the best response ever. And I thought that's straight up unescapable situation.
Now I know what to do if I'll ever be the adult there.
Now that I think about it, I was in the situation where I was the teenager in that situation. (Necessary difference: it was somebody else's computers. I'm not that dumb!) "I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice": Both times it was just good old Vallejo fantasy art, scrolling by on computer slideshow, in two completely separate places. Both times I pretended I didn't notice anything.
This was hands down one of my favourite cringe confessional videos to watch. Other vids had one or two memorable stories but so many in this video were just fantastic. I enjoyed watching the recording live on stream and a week later it was still entertaining to watch. Need more coney viewers to submit their cringe stories so we have more content.
He has cringe for years to come I think, most of the stories are like 8-9 months old
@@elesh.n he has tons of confessions but the list of approved ones probably isn't as big. He definitely can make several more videos with the backlog of approved confessions but I'm greedy and just want more cringe confessional
"What's a PDA?" means I'm officially old
The uncle in the second story is the GOAT.
Every time I thought he had read the last story there was another banger. The Tree Triple Down nearly had me in tears. Unreal conviction.
23:17 OK. So. Let's get into this. The original Kingdom Hearts came out in 2002. Chain of Memories was 2004. If the Coney viewer is between 21-18 years old. That means if we go off of only female characters. The girl was likely named either Kairi, Naminé, or... Larxene.
probably kairi
The stories in this episode were incredible. Best episode by far.
The "What's up dawwgg" story is gonna change the meta
Shout outs to that uncle he's the goat.
That tree really was a Spruce Criminal.
Chowder kid was an involuntary gigachad
ok this might be one my favorite coney thumnails
the week's worth of ICANT Coneys was really good, but something about coney confused at baby mario holding a knife is just... the perfect amount of goofiness
edit: ok yeah the story the thumbnail came from is fucking hilarious wtf how does that even happen
Coney finally got a new face to put in the thumbnail
every time a new video comes out I think about submitting my most cringe moment but I always talk myself out of it knowing it's just cringe and not an entertaining story
it’s called Cringe Confessional for a reason
oh my god that tree story might be the funniest story ive heard, completely genuinely TRIPLE DOWNING in front of a WHOLE HIGH SCHOOL CLASS that "Michael Jackson walked into a tree and died" because "my parents wouldn't lie to me" is such a funny image and i am ABSOLUTELY telling people that's what actually happened
I love cringe confessional, my personal favorite coney series
There's this odd girl in my High school who legally changed her name to Sora after watching a kingdom hearts playthrough on TH-cam. I asked her once and she's never played the games.
odd is generous
that was a really good sponsor transition
it was hilarious. Happened multiple times during the stream.
For anyone wondering the Michael Jackson tree bits went on for atleast 20 minutes.
12:11 You may have seen the one armed girl, now we have the one legged girl.
I’m so happy I was here for this confessional. God this was great
I love this series! This is the first series I watched and I ended up binging all of them. Please do more!
the michael jackson one was so good, i think that's my favourite one
i have no clue why smooth arboreal made me laugh as much as it did but A+ to whoever wrote that
Ngl those Xreal glasses are legit products. My dad who's a tech nerd showed them to me a year or a 2 ago an they were awesome. He plays games everywhere now. My only problem is they used to complain about being to close to screens now we're here
Quite possibly my favorite series coney. Keep doing what you do man
For that Micheal Jackson story, i would have made a playlist of exclusively alternating songs of one MJ track and one song with "Tree" in the title.
"Budding Trees?"
"Beat It."
"Tree Climber."
glad Coney's editor knows what's good and got some Tokyo Xanadu music in there
4:53 I'm fairly certain my dad has seen my sus google searches at least once, and he just ignored it. This kid's dad ratted him out to his whole friend group XD
I never been more intrigued by a Coney sponsorship, especially after hearing the Fact or Opinion discussion where Coney said he thinks the next big consoles should use VR
I was dying when I saw the kid with a knife one live on stream. By far the most unexpected story yet.
4:27 thank you for using “Sophia’s shop” as the song good taste editior
need to hear from the kid who kept getting their prosthetic leg stolen by a random dog, holy shit
29:40 I like how even the TTS sounded like it was choking up and breaking on "Specifically"
Cringe Confessional is the best entertainment for walking my dog
3:51 LMAOO W UNC
7:41 IT JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER 💀
Did not expect Tokyo Xanadu OST, good taste editor.
That last story was just ruthless & kind of relatable.
*Kid threatened a rapper's manager. smh my damn head at the misinformation coming out of the Coney channel these days
The Chowder payoff was insane, both in story and absurdity.
This video is an instant Coney classic.
surprise: there was no poop stories the ENTIRE stream
This is one of my favorite content series.
The bottom of the prosthetic leg just has "Andy" written on the bottom of the foot
Man, I love cringe confessional, I need more great stories. I personally dont have these very cringe and horrifying stories, so this is crazy
I was the weird, but popular kid. And I also played the ocarina like the last story's kid. Every time I brought it, most people would keep asking me to play it. Or when I play it after school, people walking by would stop to listen, and give compliments. I suppose my experience was the opposite of that kid's.
"If our position were switched, would our fates be different?" - the chatter that submitted that story probably
22:20 “bro the worst she can say is no”
Given the timeframe we're talking about it's possible that the rapper he saved was Lil Wayne.
You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by a treeeeeeee
did we ever find out what rapper was saved by the boy scout?
Uncles out here being absolute shitheels like they should be.
Coney is unironically one of the wisest people on this platform
8:06 this is the best story ever
Gotta be Kairi or Namine bc theres no way a mf walking around with the name Xion proudly 💀💀
edit: Aqua is just as dumb a name irl but Larxenne is a HUGE maybe
I'm a simple man, I see Cringe Confessionals, I click.
I swear ive heard the dog prosthetic leg story before, pretty sure that one was on reddit or something years ago
Cringe confessional is GOAT
this is my favorite series on youtube
27:00 noahsaurusx peaked at this very moment
18:24 I almost suffocated in bed laughing at that
1st story is just a young sheldon scene
My favorite series.
When I transitioned they took one of my arms
MY FIRST LIVE CONFESSIONAL WAS A EUPHORIC EXPERIENCE
only true fans know that coney changed the thumbnail
this is the best episode yet
Oh, wow, I was early enough to see the thumbnail change! Neat!
That story was the craziest thing on the channel if true
I swear to god I heard that prosthetic leg dog story before
Tree boy rules! I love tree boy
This is my favorite series
I feel so bad for the dude that got rejected by Ansem The Wise.
That story about the Wii photos was insane…in a shocking way, you know. One of my favorites from here in a while!
Thanks, wrote it with max suspense in mind
I LOVE CRINGE CONFESSIONAL!!!!!!!!!! GRAHHHHH!!!!!! THANK YOU CONEY
Damn, the first ad I watched in full. This looks fun
Baby mario with a knife, ready to shank any toadies that try to take him away from Yoshi
What the hell is that thumbnail. I clicked on it anyway though so good job coney
"Wassup, Diggity Dogs?!"
what was that thumbnail 😂
That thumbnail 😭
Oh sheet mikey yackson!
Bro saved FlavoFlav from his manager in a yatch 😂
I want those glasses, but they do be too expensive
disappointed the part where the green screen fell wasnt included
It’s at 14:01
Youve been hit by, youve been struck by, 🌳
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