when I was a kid I used to watch a show on local cable called "the whole body health club" and this guy would throw footballs to absolutely no one in his back yard, and me and my cousin loved it. every Friday or Saturday night at like 2 or 3 in the morning we could watch this guy doing something different.
Holy shit... "He'll make base camp and take the summit in the morning" might be one of the funniest things T Bone has ever said. Had to run that back one time. 😂🤣
AYG keepin it 100 In my hood, even the mice are entitled. I caught one napping in my compost bin and instead of waking up and scurrying away, the mouse turned over and continued napping.
me: 'oh look a new episode with my favorite wise guys, lets see what they have to say this time' foldey : "your eardrums are mine tonight. take it you filthy bonko"
Coming in early while I have an hour and a half of work left. Boys coming in clutch. Love you bozos, and please get that guy from 2 pods ago on that was 10000% bonkos.
Once for my music festival fashion I made a pair of Gucci slides with a cheap pair of foam slides from Walmart and red and green electrical tape that I wore exclusively with fresh white socks
Listening to this pod I realize just how garbage my childhood was! I blame quarantine for unlocking all these memories but this pod has made me remember shit that was so buried deep in my mind hahaha My dad bought me rats when I was a kid, the one rat had three more rats. But my dad refused to feed them during the week because they were MY rats.. (I was in grade 3) So two of the rats overpowered their mom and dad and ate them, bones and all, I came back one weekend to find two fat rats, one runt and two half eaten rats... Next weekend there was two fat rats and one small rat skeleton... The next weekend there were two fat rats with no arms, legs or tails and bites all over them... I went to my dad crying and he just put a black garbage bag over the cage, put them on the curb and then we didn't have rats anymore... Also around the same time we had a cat blow up in the kitchen, blood literally everywhere... I remember walking downstairs to my dad mopping up Freddy...
I don't know bout roasting hot dogs... but a metal hanger to snake the sink in the bathroom, just seems tactical to me... it's like if etch a sketch was a tool
Every time, I hold out hope that the big man is gonna rhyme “trashy” with classy in the intro. Hey Foley, if I ever get a visit from the “Make-A-Wish” people…
During a grand solar minimum (which we are in now) there’s always an increase in rodents and disease. Many many people who never had rodents are in for a big surprise
Foley try GABA I'm borderline sleep apnea just started dating a girl I'm waking up 6 times a night. Took that lights out snoring wasn't an issue. Hope you get this message love you guys.
When Foley laughs and reaches out for the side of the table and doesn’t make a noise, will never get old.
nothing like cracking up with the boys
Nothing like opening TH-cam and seeing a new episode
Appreciate you my man!
Haaaaachiiii Machiiii
Nothing like opening TH-cam and seeing an episode from 3 years ago I haven’t seen…
@@ThatMisguidedGruntand this one was a fucking home run. Much love and aloha brother
"I don't deal with the probable, I deal with the outlandish" right there with ya Foley
😂😂😂😂
I would love a Foley album
Funniest thing is he's right about the mice due to terminal velocity
Foley starts off each episode like he's pitching a roadside attraction on local cable lmao
Hahaha step right up!! Step right in!!
@@AreYouGarbage Holy Bonkos! Step right up to Uncle Hanks wacky carnival emporium in town for only 3 days!
when I was a kid I used to watch a show on local cable called "the whole body health club" and this guy would throw footballs to absolutely no one in his back yard, and me and my cousin loved it. every Friday or Saturday night at like 2 or 3 in the morning we could watch this guy doing something different.
The holy bonkos gets me bruh
going thru a lot rn so i’m binging this channel and it helps me feel not so alone
Same
And less trashy. Stay up and classy bozos
Same here man. Hope things are looking up.
Holy shit... "He'll make base camp and take the summit in the morning" might be one of the funniest things T Bone has ever said. Had to run that back one time. 😂🤣
😂😂😂
I was dying 🤣
@@kayskelton4034 so good
Amazing!🤣
"I've always won at an open bar" is going on my tombstone😂
Hahaha havent found one that beat me yet!
I binged the entire catalog in the past couple months. I can't get enough
🙏🗑🙏
Just sat down with some leftover chinese food, and I get this treat. Time to smoke a bowl and hang with the boys 🚀
Puff puff pass. And dont be sleeping on the egg rolls either!
I love the way Kippy laughs so genuinely at Foley's openers.
Gotta love the big man
He's a gem, not long for the world though. Never are.
I like how Kevin and Foley hold their fingertips together to give the illusion that they are class.
WE ARE CLASSY!
My favorite new podcast. New to me. Uncle Daycare put me onto Foley. Kippy is icing on the cake. I. Am. Garbage.
Ahhh thanks man. Love to hear that. Appreciate the suppory
This early in the day??? What a treat! Love you boys!
Hahaha Tbone on top of his game!
Ya'll shoulda said something i woulda worn my black shirt too!
😂😂🤷♂️🤷♂️
AYG keepin it 100
In my hood, even the mice are entitled. I caught one napping in my compost bin and instead of waking up and scurrying away, the mouse turned over and continued napping.
Trying! Thanks for watching my dude
You guys genuinely feel like friends, sure I’m a fan but you guys are for sure my homies
The dead frozen mice imagery got me tearing up laughing
😂😂
Here for a family episode. All the way from South Africa. International garbage
Yooooo thats sick. Love to hear that. Thanks man
Stay safe brother. From the footage I've seen its pretty hectic over there
"make base camp, and climb to the summit in the morning" has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard on this show
“I’ve never met an open bar I haven’t beaten” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha its true!
Love when Foley becomes disabled with certain bouts of laughter.
Hahahaha he gets into it
Kippy I died when you threw out the skin tag measuring tape. Gold bro
Hahahaha thanks brotha!
Small critters do bounce when they fall from tall heights, it's how baby birds survive being pushed out of the nest. Yet again, Foley was right.
“All jammed up, it’s like the conshohocken curve in there….” this is the most Philly thing I’ve ever heard. Shout out to Sam Clover…
me: 'oh look a new episode with my favorite wise guys, lets see what they have to say this time'
foldey : "your eardrums are mine tonight. take it you filthy bonko"
😂😂😂
you guys look like two characters we haven’t unlocked yet. love you boys
😂😂😂
What a hot one! Everyone's on goofballs in this episode, love it!
😂😂😂
The Mt Foley convo was hilarious; I can picture the mice with goggles and Sherpa!
I couldn't hit play fast enough! Love you both so much! I'm having jello shots on Saturday hahaha trash!
Hahahaha thanks Chris! Love ya too! Appreciate the support and enjoy the jello shots!
Check under the sink Kippy. Sometimes where the kitchen sink drain pipe goes into the wall
The way Kippy just shook his head at Uncle Hank (30:05) when he was talking about his braces experience growing up was priceless.
😂😂😂
Coming in early while I have an hour and a half of work left. Boys coming in clutch. Love you bozos, and please get that guy from 2 pods ago on that was 10000% bonkos.
Hahaha hell be back for sure!
@@apaaaa he was super sayian garbage
Ooh baby it's that time of the night! 🔥🗑🔥 burger, weed, AYG.
Not too shabby!
If an animated movie of mice climbing mt Foley isn't produced, I'll be very upset
I too live in Foleyville. You’re not alone Big Man. God help us
😂😂😂
I smell foleyville merch
@@kayskelton4034 merch and a movie and/or tv show. Or shorts. GIVE ME MORE BIG MAN!!
the one podcast i look forward to just as much as mssp
Ahhh thanks brotha!
The funniest trio on the internet!
Thanks!
Having to "beat" an open bar is some treeeeyyyyyyyyyysh mentality. I love it, Kippy.
Hahaha i am what i am
BEST PODCAST EVER. FAMILY EPISODES ARE THE BEST
22:19 - 25:52 killed me 😆 I'm brushing my teeth laughing like a maniac
Take some 80 grit sandpaper to that ring Foley
Foley's the kind of guy who'd solve a rodent problem like Wil E. Coyote but without the subtlety.
😂😂😂
I can’t stop picturing him with his face blown up covered in soot with his hair smoking 😂
I think Foley asks more questions about the apartment in regards to the mouse than any exterminator I’ve ever had
Hahahahahahha
This show feels like it should be a morning radio show.
You guys need to riff more. That opening was fan fucking tactic. Love the pod.
Hahaha thanks brotha
tactic.
Just did my first pickle back after seeing this. Whiskey straight out the bottle, AND pickle juice straight out the jar!
Jeeeesus 🗑🙏🗑
@@AreYouGarbage I gotta be honest, it's pretty damn good.
I’m with Foley. When Kippy said “the lady” I thought moneybags had a house lady. Some broad coming in and cleaning the place up
Hahahah no way. Hit the bricks with that
I also thought it was someone watching over the mansion lol
The look of horror and recoil on kippy's face when Foley says "I thought they float", about the mice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️
I'm with Kippy on that open bar situation. I win every single time.
Hahaha poor bastards never saw us coming
@@AreYouGarbage I would be scared to see what damage we could do in the same room. 😎
Love this show man thank you
Thanks man!
In my house a snot rocket was called an Arkansas handkerchief
🗑🗑🗑
Late evening ayg on the back porch with a couple bernies. Clean livin’
Top botch baby!
I got the ‘rona and I’m happy the boys are here to keep me company! This inside nonsense is killin me! I got a fresh pack a burnies tho kippy!
This is pretty much a hard feelings in the first 25 mins so thats the best ad for the garbaggio level on the Pa Pa Pa Pa Patreon
Hahahah you want em, we got em!
Ah man this one gave me the giggles, Foley with the bbq pops.
Foley's silent laugh after Kippy's Dahmer joke. I thought that was the big one.
😂😂😂
The widowmaker?
Wow. Clay Pigeons by Blaze Foley is a great song.
See you boys in Boston!
Yaaaasss gonna be a good one
Wheel of parm, ha ha. Love the family episodes. The mighty cheese isn't worth it. Haha. Darn you dudes are so funny.
Hahaha thanks! 🙏🗑🗑
Watching a year later and the rat sherpa bit got me good! You boys are the best
Once for my music festival fashion I made a pair of Gucci slides with a cheap pair of foam slides from Walmart and red and green electrical tape that I wore exclusively with fresh white socks
🗑🗑🗑
@@AreYouGarbage between those and my crocheted lederhosen I was lookin fly as hell
Baby talk is like choking the 🐔 keep it out the house , alone. Just you and the pet
Thank youuuu
Boys are dressed like the afternoon shift bus boys at Texas Roadhouse…
😂😂😂
By the time you guys make a West Coast trip we'll be shut down again. 🤣
😂😂
Foley showing his teeth LOL 😂😂😂😂
Let's get these trash inspectors to 25k folks....steady grind, constant laughs. #garbaggio
Almost there!
Is it garbage if I read the comments to see if I’ve seen the episode? Lol
Finally caught up. Needed some good laughs after completing the bar exam
Thanks brotha! Hope you killed it
@@AreYouGarbage Thanks Kippy 🙏🙏
Foley's baby talk has been a staple of the show
For the record Blaze Foley rules
Ohhh, shizz!! Hump Day, right on time!😎
🙏🗑🙏
Listening to this pod I realize just how garbage my childhood was! I blame quarantine for unlocking all these memories but this pod has made me remember shit that was so buried deep in my mind hahaha My dad bought me rats when I was a kid, the one rat had three more rats. But my dad refused to feed them during the week because they were MY rats.. (I was in grade 3) So two of the rats overpowered their mom and dad and ate them, bones and all, I came back one weekend to find two fat rats, one runt and two half eaten rats... Next weekend there was two fat rats and one small rat skeleton... The next weekend there were two fat rats with no arms, legs or tails and bites all over them... I went to my dad crying and he just put a black garbage bag over the cage, put them on the curb and then we didn't have rats anymore... Also around the same time we had a cat blow up in the kitchen, blood literally everywhere... I remember walking downstairs to my dad mopping up Freddy...
elaborate on this cat blow up. please. very trash to give your kid rats as a pet btw. They didn't have any guinea pigs? haha
This is so beyond garbage.
Lost it at Jellies 😂😂😂
I don't know bout roasting hot dogs... but a metal hanger to snake the sink in the bathroom, just seems tactical to me... it's like if etch a sketch was a tool
😂😂🗑🗑
Awh... foley is a sweetie pie guy
The best!
Yuuup here yet again
Welcome back baby!
thanks guys
Thank you sir!
Nightie and jellies....too funny
😂😂😂
I really like the episodes with just the dawgz
Thanks brotha. Theyre a lot of fun for us to just he us!
Foley’s hair is too nice for headphones
😂😂
Brillo pads and peppermint oil for the mouse problem kip
Thanks!
My sister moved into a house and caught 23 mice in one night and 3 snakes a week later.
Whaaaaaaat fuck that
The mouse would definitely survive a 6 story toss.
Nooooooo
Kippy looks like he just got fresh off the airplane to Hawaii
Foley does it with a 15 min break in between 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pickle juice is the hangover cure!
🤢🤢
Every time, I hold out hope that the big man is gonna rhyme “trashy” with classy in the intro.
Hey Foley, if I ever get a visit from the “Make-A-Wish” people…
During a grand solar minimum (which we are in now) there’s always an increase in rodents and disease. Many many people who never had rodents are in for a big surprise
Whaaaaaatt
Dear Google: I've never needed you more than right now in this moment of fear and confusion.
"My cat is beautiful. Looks just like Karl Malden." This is why I make sure my Patreon payment goes through - you have 3 days wiggle room for rent.
Hahahaha 🙏🙏
i'll never drink enough to mentally unsee foley in a long night shirt
Hahahahaha
The dogs dont have nips, but they do have balls.
😂😂😂
"Dua Lipa and The Baby" - H. Foley, 2021
😂😂
Stress level this week: trew da FUKKIN roooof.
Hahaha oh no
Asiago Cheese belly button stink?!?
I love this show
Hahahaha we are what we are
In Lubbock, TX our city's drink is the Chilton. It's just a vodka soda with extra lemon juice and a salted rim.
Tru da roof!!!
Cooking!
Pretzel bun is the best of all buns
Oh boy...
Great songs Foley!
Shout out to Pinky & The Brain !! Needed an ep for the night
Trying to take over the world
Foley try GABA I'm borderline sleep apnea just started dating a girl I'm waking up 6 times a night. Took that lights out snoring wasn't an issue. Hope you get this message love you guys.