I love y’all. This is legitimately the only podcast I watch every single episode of. When my funds get to a more comfortable level I intend to get the Patreon too. Keep up the amazing work, you three!
After loading groceries into my '95 Chevy Astro cargo van in a N. Arizona Wallyworld parking lot, I started to walk toward a man with a small bag heading to his vehicle to see if he could give me a jump(how I was getting it started for that month+). He went into full evasion mode trying to calmly and quickly get his keys out of his pocket. Even though he was in a hurry he ended up being super nice and gave me a jump. As I was asking him, I recognised he was Bill Engvall, I didn't say anything about being a fan of his work, as I was in a hurry also, with generic yogurt and a slow f left tire leak. I doubt any of this true story makes me garbage (other than the length in YT comment section) I just thought I'd mention as Mr. Engvall was referenced in this episode. Thanks for being yous.
Shortest time I've held a job for was about 45 minutes at a stuffed toy factory when i was on summer break from highschool . 7 of those minutes I spent in the office getting the rundown/ schedule. Another 15 or so minutes of hands on training and about another 3 minutes in the office after stuffing a couple dozen toys. So really about 20 minutes cuz now that I think about it I was out by 9:43. I called my parents on the cell they let me borrow so they could come pick me up.
A few mins into this episode and Foley pulls out a "Jeff Bozos." I think you guys just got a new Patreon subscriber. I've already pushed the Like button here so hard I think there's a hole in my monitor.
Happy holidays boys! Morning beers and my favorite podcast on this fine holiday... Eh Kipster you should mimic Foley at the beginning of every episode it's hilarious
Still too garbage to toss you funny fella' s loot; but _"maybe I'll kick tomorrow....."_ Sincerely thanks for the laughs, got me smiling on a cloudy day! Suffice it to say, greatly appreciate the free _Hard Feelings_ episode.
Streaming the ayg from the phone to the tv to watch it like a damn tv premiere, time to pop some twisted teas and start calling anyone interrupting a bozo let's go boys its fucking cooking!!!! And as you know those numbers true da fuckinn roof!!!!!
10 bucks a month on Patreon to you Bozos and I feel like I’m ripping you off with the quality and volume of content you guys shoot out. Incredible. You guys deserve ALL the success and that still ain’t enough. Love you guys. And yeah it’s the booze talking! But it’s still da truth!!
I'm in Washington state and we just registered a truck and they gave us paper plates saying there is a nation wide shortage on license plates and to just keep calling back until they get them in 🤦♀️
My uncle once took us sledding at a cemetery, where we used these clear vinyl sheets made to protect furniture, which my uncle took from his job...delivering furniture...Bit of a tough look 😅
Kippys' generic "hahaha thanks brother" replies manage to simultaneously make my day everytime he sends me one while managing to be the corniest ish ever
Just got home to listen to the poddy and I'm more hyped up than after I would down two giant pixie sticks during halftime of my middle school soccer games
@@AreYouGarbage jesus christ! Brother, how do you have the time to reply to comments from losers like me so fast kippy! ... exactly why I (and the world) love you guys so much. Thanks kipmiester you guys make my day with your comments, and especially the podcast... hard feelings ain't too shabby either btw!
Is it trash ( when I was kid my dad use to take us to McDonalds and order like 12 double cheeseburgers.the lady would give the bag and my dad would ask for napkins and some sauces. When the lady would turn around he would slide 3 of those bad Lary’s under the seat and tell the girl we only got 9 burgers.
You non patreon people are missing out. You get that sweet notification for a new video and once you finish that (and hard feelings) there is a whole new hour of garbage right here.
This is the my favorite podcast. What an explosion of success. U 2 bozos are the best. You need to be on @joerogan. He is crazy if he doesn't invite you on.
Joe rogan sucks. These guys are the real deal. Rogan also sucks as a comedian. No comparison to these guys. Foley and Ryan are quick witted, clever and just fucking funny. Foley is quite the actor too!
GARBAGE has to be the greatest promo code for "Better Help" since DRUNK!! Who needs better help more than garbage drunks!!! Amazing pod!!!! Coming in hot right out of the gate!!!
The laser tag stretch is pretty funny, but I think the best stand alone joke was ‘ I stole that from Bill Engvall’. Like being shot by a sniper, because I didn’t see it coming.
"Jeff Bozos" haha!!!! Ayg still my new favorite podcast after a 2 years... still waiting on the nick Mullen episode you said you were working on kippy, btw hard feelings is 2nd fav, worth it
"Hahaha!!!! Trying thanks my dude " I swear next ep I'm gonna try and say "HAHAHA! thanks my dude" at the exact moment and then I'll say JINKS!!!! Now you owe us a nick Mullen episode!!!!!... maybe that will work and then we get our nick Mullen episode, lol. C'mon kipster we cumboyz need OUR cumtown crossover ep.... for the... "FELLAZ" u guys had stavros on. Sheeed, I would even settle for an adam friedland epi ....Naaaah never mind, couldn't even finish typing that request
Lazer Tag Steve sounds awesome. Dude probably strapped up like Schwarzenegger in Commando. Barrell rolling and shit, owning 8 year olds...and that dude that left the review.
Oh damn, never thought about stapling the car ceilings--we used buttons and poppies (you Americans have poppy pins for Memorial Day, right?) to pin it back up.
I lasted about an hour at my first job. My old man didn't like my new job. Made me quit on site. He had done it and felt he had payed his dues so I didn't have too.
I love y’all. This is legitimately the only podcast I watch every single episode of. When my funds get to a more comfortable level I intend to get the Patreon too. Keep up the amazing work, you three!
Hahah thanks brotha! Just happy you like the show!
@AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast no problem. Y’all make me realize I am garbage and I couldn’t be happier about it, hahaha
shoutout to "comfortable funds"
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Yes, yes, yes. This is the only podcast I would pay money for
kwmoyer44, don’t you mean “you tree?” 😊
nothing beats listening to two bus boys talkin shit
Hahahah
After loading groceries into my '95 Chevy Astro cargo van in a N. Arizona Wallyworld parking lot, I started to walk toward a man with a small bag heading to his vehicle to see if he could give me a jump(how I was getting it started for that month+). He went into full evasion mode trying to calmly and quickly get his keys out of his pocket. Even though he was in a hurry he ended up being super nice and gave me a jump. As I was asking him, I recognised he was Bill Engvall, I didn't say anything about being a fan of his work, as I was in a hurry also, with generic yogurt and a slow f left tire leak. I doubt any of this true story makes me garbage (other than the length in YT comment section) I just thought I'd mention as Mr. Engvall was referenced in this episode.
Thanks for being yous.
There are a lot of good ongoing bits they have, but the high pitched "Nothing on that?" when a joke crashes is the best
I laughed too hard when Foley said “I wanna go sledding this year” with no jokes involved 😂😂😂
Beautiful timing boys! Trashbag express is headed down to da bar. Fresh pack’a burnies kippy! 🔥 🚂 🍻
9 mins in, me face is hurting from laughing, laughter is through the roof !
Damn thanks brotha!!
Shortest time I've held a job for was about 45 minutes at a stuffed toy factory when i was on summer break from highschool . 7 of those minutes I spent in the office getting the rundown/ schedule. Another 15 or so minutes of hands on training and about another 3 minutes in the office after stuffing a couple dozen toys. So really about 20 minutes cuz now that I think about it I was out by 9:43. I called my parents on the cell they let me borrow so they could come pick me up.
Still dyin from that Jeff Bozos joke… gotta snag some of them koozies. You guys keep killin!
Thats a killer!
22:22 Kippy saying he’s going to shit himself. I just laughed so hard.
It was so abrupt! You can see it in his eyes when he switched from broadcaster to possible pants shitting victim 😂
AYG always makes the ease into a monday a bit easier. Labor day tomorrow though, so the boss can suck it!
Hahah happy to help my dude
I can never wait until the audio comes out, I'm always looking for that video first.
The boss WILL suck it
Make sure its paid first tho, don't mess with a mans ghee!
@@__Gw After 3 repos in my 20s, I don't do payments anymore.(NOT A GOOD LOOK). I pay cash up front for all my cars now
Hope you’re all doing great!
Thanks again gents. Keep up the great content. Toronto loves ya
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When Henry Foley laughs; I laugh.
The little racecar rockin back and forth anytime you guys laugh had me Rollin.
I lost it at “cafegymatorium!”😂😅
A few mins into this episode and Foley pulls out a "Jeff Bozos." I think you guys just got a new Patreon subscriber. I've already pushed the Like button here so hard I think there's a hole in my monitor.
Hahaha thanks brotha! The patreon is a good time
Take a few bucks from the patreon bucket and get a new pack of black t shirts kippy, that one looks tired boss
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Ha! I noticed that too. Not so crisp.
Still has at least a couple more wears left
Man kip VS fatty on that is a win for h man
Happy holidays boys! Morning beers and my favorite podcast on this fine holiday... Eh Kipster you should mimic Foley at the beginning of every episode it's hilarious
Hahahaha thanks man
Still too garbage to toss you funny fella' s loot; but _"maybe I'll kick tomorrow....."_
Sincerely thanks for the laughs, got me smiling on a cloudy day!
Suffice it to say, greatly appreciate the free _Hard Feelings_ episode.
Thanks brotha! Just happy you like the show!
For some reason before kippy said it, I was picturing a pitcher of Pepsi specifically, keep up the great work
Thanks dawg!
It’s hard to smoke while watching ur podcast I either blow my bong water on my foot or inhale a milky hit without preparation😂
Streaming the ayg from the phone to the tv to watch it like a damn tv premiere, time to pop some twisted teas and start calling anyone interrupting a bozo let's go boys its fucking cooking!!!! And as you know those numbers true da fuckinn roof!!!!!
Hahahha love it
We definitely had an Ultra zone lazer tag in Richmond Va. I been a few times back in the late 90s
Clean living!
Yes! I put a Dr. Pepper in the freezer for this baby! Nice & frosty
😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏
Screamin cold
Screamers!
10 bucks a month on Patreon to you Bozos and I feel like I’m ripping you off with the quality and volume of content you guys shoot out. Incredible. You guys deserve ALL the success and that still ain’t enough. Love you guys. And yeah it’s the booze talking! But it’s still da truth!!
Thanks man! Appreciate the support!!
Are you kidding me, how about running from the cops on a dirtbike in a residential area, and got away!
I think I've said this before, but you know a podcast has got legs when you look forward to the family eps as much as the guest eps
My man! Thank you.
In the 'burbs of Chicago...skitching was bumper riding in a snowstorm. AKA Bumpo or bumper sliding on the east coast.
Shortest job: 15 years old, 2 days bagging groceries at Market Basket. Got yelled at by an old lady for squishing the banana’s and walked!
Justifiable!
I'm in Washington state and we just registered a truck and they gave us paper plates saying there is a nation wide shortage on license plates and to just keep calling back until they get them in 🤦♀️
When I was a kid I stole a giant mylar Marlboro banner from a convenience store. Best Sled I ever owned.
Hahahaha trash!
My uncle once took us sledding at a cemetery, where we used these clear vinyl sheets made to protect furniture, which my uncle took from his job...delivering furniture...Bit of a tough look 😅
Hahaha very tough look!
I knew kids who grew up at the beach in NJ & the cemetery was the only high point to sled in. Over near RT 35
I knew kids who grew up in beach towns. Only high point around was the cemetery. But they did have sleds
That ramen take took a part of soul from me foley. 😅
Oodles of noodles. Hold the seasoning. One egg and one sice of cheese. Banging.
Not too shabby!
Never thought i would miss Tobey laughing in the background but here i am
Nothing like pausing a cooking poddy because you're going to shit yourself. Keep up the gabargio boys.
Hahahaha thanks brotha
Dude! Just made me drop a whole pack of Bernies in a cup of water Cuz I was laughing my butt off
reading your comment
Kippys' generic "hahaha thanks brother" replies manage to simultaneously make my day everytime he sends me one while managing to be the corniest ish ever
Time stamp? Need to revisit. Ironically I nearly shat myself laughing at that moment.
@@jamesnavarro3928 🗑️🙏🗑️🙏🗑️
The dead silence on the cow bell jokes had me rolling
I can tell when foleys key'd up because he keeps touching the tips of his fingers together ahaha
😂😂
Absolutely love the podcast! Can't wait for the card game and koozies to show up. Keep it up dudes!👍
Ahould be there this week beotha! Thank you
@@AreYouGarbage
This comment represents everything people love about the podcast.
Just got home to listen to the poddy and I'm more hyped up than after I would down two giant pixie sticks during halftime of my middle school soccer games
😂😂😂
Your guy's chemistry is bedlam I love it
Thanks my dude!
Love the matching outfits. Garbage is the new black, baby!
Hahaha yep!
at a candle factory for one day.
Foley’s water mark on his wedding gift has to be barbecue sauce.
My parents have been married almost 50 years and they still bring out the book. I made a list from my wedding too
Damn!!! Just watched a kippy clip from 2 years ago... CRazy how fast your hairs goes once it starts, like a reverse avalanche
Been a rough two years brotha
@@AreYouGarbage jesus christ! Brother, how do you have the time to reply to comments from losers like me so fast kippy! ... exactly why I (and the world) love you guys so much. Thanks kipmiester you guys make my day with your comments, and especially the podcast... hard feelings ain't too shabby either btw!
On Ya F**ked It! they were talking about Foley being the Juggernaut, once his momentum is up there is no stopping him, lol.
Hahahah
Best podcast around!
Thanks T!
Walked out of the supermarket with a basket, it’s been my socks laundry basket for years.
I’m 3rd gen garbage. Tha ketchup in the ramen got me. That’s a no no
Hahaha 🗑🗑
“I’m sorry I’m gonna shit myself”
T-shirt merch
😂😂😂😂
Is it trash ( when I was kid my dad use to take us to McDonalds and order like 12 double cheeseburgers.the lady would give the bag and my dad would ask for napkins and some sauces. When the lady would turn around he would slide 3 of those bad Lary’s under the seat and tell the girl we only got 9 burgers.
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That’s just sad 🥲
OMFG! HOW DO YOUS 2 GUYS DO IT? THANKS 4 ANOTHER GREAT ONE FELLAS. LOVE U GUYS!!!
Thanks brotha!
Terrific show
Thanks D!
Folys last statement made me lose my appetite for the rest of the week lol
Love the new "Are You Garbage" graphic in the beginning. Looking classy.
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Just found out my Grandpa had no one to be his best man for his 4th wedding so he asked the bus driver...😱
Hahahah thats great
Good afternoon gentlemen. I dated a girl named Chonda, then after that a girl named Chanda. It was not good for me. Love you dudes.
Jeeesus wtf
Name of the episode should be “family crest stamper” HAHAH!!
Skitchin on Genesis, what about Road Rash!
Classic!
90 minutes is like paperwork and a walk around the building.
You non patreon people are missing out. You get that sweet notification for a new video and once you finish that (and hard feelings) there is a whole new hour of garbage right here.
Hahaha thanks!
Dollar Tree carts lock up just a few feet from the door.
Am I garbage for know that?
Yep
😂😂😂
The best! Keep it moving boys
This is the my favorite podcast. What an explosion of success. U 2 bozos are the best. You need to be on @joerogan. He is crazy if he doesn't invite you on.
Hahah thanks brotha
Joe rogan sucks. These guys are the real deal. Rogan also sucks as a comedian. No comparison to these guys. Foley and Ryan are quick witted, clever and just fucking funny. Foley is quite the actor too!
@@debbieskrletts725 is some aspects I kinda agree. But u cant deny the boost that would bring the bozos. Yes or yes shout out @timdillon
@@AreYouGarbage time for version 2 of the cards boys. Get on it. I'm waiting to give u my money.
Ari Shaffir told Rogan about them!!
GARBAGE has to be the greatest promo code for "Better Help" since DRUNK!! Who needs better help more than garbage drunks!!! Amazing pod!!!! Coming in hot right out of the gate!!!
"I worked at a forklift battery place"
Jesus, and I thought I had some bozo jobs what the fuck Kippy🤣🤣
I wear'em as mittens! 😂
The origin story of the bass christmas gift! Kippy still sticks to the fact he never played the bass before.
LOLOLOL KIPPY IN THIS INTRO
Pretty sure Foley is on 5mg eddy right now... best family ep yet
Hahah think you’re right
The laser tag stretch is pretty funny, but I think the best stand alone joke was ‘ I stole that from Bill Engvall’. Like being shot by a sniper, because I didn’t see it coming.
Everyone one has a radio flyer either somewhere in there house or hanging in the garage
Hahaha yep!
Foley looks like a gym teacher/drivers Ed teacher.
I was in a store one time and the carts were set up to not go out of the store lol
Hahaha super it was a nice place 👀
These guys doing whip-its before they pressed record, cant slide it past me
😂😂😂
I got 6 hours as a dishwasher
Always look forward to a new episode from these bozos!
Appreciate that dude!
Holy fuck you referenced skitchin! That game and road rash were sega channel classics! Love this pod!
Top notch! Thanks brotha
Loving the multiple uses of "jaum" in this one, total garbagio
"Jeff Bozos" haha!!!! Ayg still my new favorite podcast after a 2 years... still waiting on the nick Mullen episode you said you were working on kippy, btw hard feelings is 2nd fav, worth it
Hahaha were trying! Thanks my dude!
"Hahaha!!!! Trying thanks my dude " I swear next ep I'm gonna try and say "HAHAHA! thanks my dude" at the exact moment and then I'll say JINKS!!!! Now you owe us a nick Mullen episode!!!!!... maybe that will work and then we get our nick Mullen episode, lol. C'mon kipster we cumboyz need OUR cumtown crossover ep.... for the... "FELLAZ" u guys had stavros on. Sheeed, I would even settle for an adam friedland epi ....Naaaah never mind, couldn't even finish typing that request
@@jamesnavarro3928 Jeebus Christ.. Dont do drugs kids.
Lazer Tag Steve sounds awesome. Dude probably strapped up like Schwarzenegger in Commando. Barrell rolling and shit, owning 8 year olds...and that dude that left the review.
Hahahaha
I have one of the temp licenses in my rear window RIGHT NOW of my 21 year old car that I bought two weeks ago. Spoke my language.
😂😂🗑🗑
Philly, NYC, yeah yeah yeah. Stretch your wings and head on out to the Best Coast and explore sunny Los Angeles. Plenty of trash out here.
Got the boys working on it!
Fuck this is such a classic. The plug fest up front is so good. First time learning the paytch owners. Has it all.
Out here in Fairfield ca, they have a student driver company in mustangs
*student rider. You don't "drive" a horse.
Damn I have a huge sale tomorrow. Oh well AYG time!
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also, please, put up video of kippy from his talent show
Hahaha dude if i can find it i Will for sure
The ultra zone!!! Omg in Oxford Valley mall!!! Hahha
Oh damn, never thought about stapling the car ceilings--we used buttons and poppies (you Americans have poppy pins for Memorial Day, right?) to pin it back up.
No, they wear them for Armistice Day Nov. 11 in the UK
>Foley slipping in the Instagram noodling girls
Preach fam.......
The FDA was the perfect fit for that Kippy. It's the Food & Drug Administration
🔥fire
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I was in a car club with only 4 members. Like we had jackets and huge back window stickers. Shoutout Breaking Necks CC
Hahaha tough look
@@AreYouGarbage first class ticket to garbagio
Foley? Hell yea another foley
"Holy bonkos kids" sweet sweet love
Hahah 🗑🙏🗑
I didn't marry them, but both my baby momma's are named Amanda! 🤣😂😁👍
I just bought a lazer tag set. Oh god!
Is it garbage to have those plastic bowls with the straws already in them for cereal/soup
To me that was class!
It's trash, could never properly clean those w/o a pipe cleaner
I lasted about an hour at my first job. My old man didn't like my new job. Made me quit on site. He had done it and felt he had payed his dues so I didn't have too.
😂😂😂
Ever add 3/4 inch painters tape over your $1000+ laptop camera lens? Keep it up guys, great podcast!
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