Raw Uncut Cut Josh Strife Hayes Clips
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- Clip compilation of clips that didn't make it into their own videos.
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Had a massive brainfart and misread the title as "Raw Uncircumsised Josh Strife Hayes" and I was alarmed.
If it's "educational" then it's okay for youtube :)
well if it helps "uncut" can mean the same thing
Freudian.
LOL
Josh Strife .... Plays??
Josh's ASMR has woken up things in me I didn't know I felt
The most _'WTF is this thing I'm feeling?'_ reaction I've ever got off a stream I think!
He was pretty good
I don't know why but "I throw shapes" made me giggle like a small child
Josh reading bed side stories in ASMR style - YES PLEASE!!!!
I love listening to this video on my drive to work because I can't tell when one clip ends and the other begins.
36:46 Speaking of smart water, I just remembered that we had some similar thing in a table top rpg many years ago.
I don't remember the exact details but it was similar to smart water, the difference was that when you drank it your character
gained some skillpoints from the knowledge contained in the water. I remember one character getting a surprising amount
of skillpoints in fishing from drinking one of the "smart waters we found. They where part of a dragon's hoard and I think
we where gifted them for helping said dragon with something.
44:02 Seems like Dark Souls Santa lied to a bunch of school children 🤣
John with his smart water is turning into ugandan action movie, you think you can put one more sip of smart water but youre not sure.
8:36 Imagine having redo "one small favour"
Ive done it several times, not just for me but also for my younger brother. Had a period of time when I did quests for him
since quite a few of the quests involve lengthy guides.
Edit: Not that long ago, I showed my brother how expensive some of the food from fast food chains in Sweden had gotten.
Made a mock order via delivery service called foodora on Max hamburgers (Swedish national fast food chain). A double Frisco
hamburger meal cost 18$, 5$ was for the delivery from Foodora. The craziest thing is that the hamburger alone was 11$,
almost the entire cost of the meal (11$ out of 13$).Doesn't help that the chain has also dropped in quality. Id rather buy stuff
and make my own burgers, not like that's a hard thing to do.
30:40 One of them is a proper crash mat, the other is only called a crashmat cause it managed to just inch itself past the
minimum government requirements to call itself a crash mat.
Josh has so many friends he plays Yawgmoth to lose some. What a chad
That MTG asmr was pretty good. Should do more lol.
Missed the whole "Am I giving him a banana" realm of dirty jokes?
Josh Strife Hayes - Last Monitor Standing
Pretty chill vid. I don't use twitch anymore really so never see him live. Good to see a bit more stream highlight kinda things.
Uncut
i love raw uncut josh
The origins of "the game" do help it proliferate widely very quickly, given it was first created at the IMO.
Here before asmongold reacts
For random pedantry point, that wasn't Garth Merenghi that was Matt Berry who played Dr. Lucien Sanchez in Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. (I'm ready for someone to earn extra pendantry point for the character Garth Marenghi played and the actor who played Garth,)
I wonder if Josh knows Smart Water in England is rebottled tap water.
I assume he's just refilling the bottle straight from the tap.
Is there a place where it's not?
@@Candlemancer woops. My bad. It was Dasani that was tap water. Everything else is distilled vapor.
what blew my mind when a friend of my mine (also from australia) told me the different alphabet song that she was tought.
You can register your fists as weapons in Hawaii
I always put on your videos and watch as I am about to sleep, so when I fall asleep I dream of a British man talking about shitty MMOs and wake up to some whack ass gameplay on my TV in the middle of the night.
So much nostalgia from watching him play osrs. I play rs3 a bit but not really. Runescape is the ultimate nostalgia game. Over 12k hours in game lol. Don't really play now but so many good memories of it. My RSI with mouse hand kinda stopped me from playing it
well for the spear specifically it can't be right since you don't swing a spear unless you don't want to kill your enemies
Out of all of this the day light savings hit so hard lmao even in the U.S. we hate it 😂
"The problem is that down in the FFXIV rabbit hole you find Zepla - and she scares me" - Josh Strife Hayes 2023
Same thing with daylight savings here in NZ. It's annoying. Just pick a time and stock with it. That whole discussion about daylight savings same as NZ. Like ppl wanting to get rid of it etc. So funny to hear the same thing here
I'm going to check out them doom wad later. Never heard of it.
thank you josh-editor for this ADHD version of Josh's streams
Removing BST would be an awful idea. Sunup at 3am would be HORRIBLE. I can't imagine I'd ever have a working circadian rhythm if it was changed (and I still lived in the UK).
lets goo
where are we going to
@@JoshStrifeSays jss and chill I guess.
This is amazing. Lmao
Can't wait till the next lazyman stream
Finally a long we don’t deserve
53:35 - WHY? Why did you do it?
51:33 have not bit my tongue before, but I did bite my cheek with my canine a couple minutes ago.
My family just lost the game
Daylight savings gives more sunlight in the afternoon. We trialed it in Australia and it got rejected.
Its actually inner city people who work all day javing an extra hour in the evening of sunlight but its absolutely horrible if you jave kids who go to bed at a normal time ir if you are a morning person who gets up in the morning and doesnt want it to be unnaturally dark.
Tldr; got rejected because its dumb
I don't want them to remove summer time, I just wish it was summer time all the time. Because when you go back to winter time, it means the sun comes up earlier, meaning it also goes down earlier.
I'd much rather, in winter, still have sunlight at 17:00, but it's dark at 7:00, than the other way around. I don't want to ever be awake at 7:00, why would I care if there's light or not?
Read a bit of power 9 papi.😂
That frugal attitude won't leave you, but you'll start to get used to having more money when you've nearly tripled your income but kept your expenses the same. Suddenly, spending a few extra dollars isn't worth thinking about.
Hey guys, whats the game at 1:40?
It’s an adventure book, just look up JSH and adventure book and it should pull up
38:00
needs more fake vest
Ngl I regret switching to OSRS when it came out. Seems like it's to late to play now. Especially as I'm not really into gaming like I used to. My rs3 account when I stopped playing was pretty good. Not like top player kinda thing but better then most ppl in the game. But now it's just average as years behind in the game as don't play
i just lost the game
Open me up and hollow me out, Daddy.
Josh gotta be careful with that voice. Child Support is expensive.
He needs onlyfans
1: Love the longform cliptastic clipsaga
2: In HEMA fencing "fluke" comes from German "flach" meaning flat and dates back to as early as the 1600s. In context that is a hit with the flat side of the sword as opposed to the edge, point, guard, handle, or butt of the sword. While today all HEMA swords are blunt; hitting with a fluke is still a very ineffective hit since the point of impact is spread across the blade instead of just on the point or edge and rewards no points in tournaments, but with a heavy enough weapon (like a longsword, montante or zweihander (montante and zweihanders are not legal tournament weapons)) and enough force behind the hit you can still drive your opponent back or stagger them.
I don't have to sing the alphabet song, but my degree is in English. I'm a trained professional.
I remember when the combat came out and you can activate this auto skill
It lets mages spam that super long stun ability while still being able to basic attack while normally you can't use stuns or basic attack during said stun
Him calling that person a very bad girl just made someone out there EXTREMELY hot and bothered lmao 6:08
"I would bounce more on the wood." -- Josh Strife Hayes, 2023.
Out of context question: But how tall are you? One site says 5"2 where as another one puts you at 6"2. Nonetheless I love you and your content!
Oh btw when next session zero?
I would listen to Josh asmr reading mtg cards all night
So... with regards to summer time... the idea that it's "for the farmers" is apocryphal - it was never "for the farmers" and farmers have never cared - that's just a thing that people say to justify it.
changing the clocks for Summer time actually originates from the germans during the world wars - they were struggling for fuel supplies, and they worked out that having people drive during the daylight improved fuel efficiency, so instituted a clocks change to help people save fuel. A large portion of western Europe and the USA followed suit later.
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Problem is, nowadays it's not true any more. Motorway lighting and modern headlamps are good enough, that the fuel savings for daylight savings have been eliminated - it's actually better for fuel usage to NOT change the clocks, because it spreads out travel times a little and dilutes the "rush hour" effect which makes driving very inefficient.
In the modern era, Daylight Savings has only two major impacts on society
1) Economic productivity decreases massively for a few days, as people end up having to move their sleep schedules and end up coming to work tired. Meetings, especially international ones need to be rescheduled, and we see a general downturn in economic output for a few days while everyone gets used to the new timings.
2) The number of traffic accidents spikes for a few days, leading to a large increase in road deaths and injuries.
5:55 What does it cost to get digital access to old recodings of Josh trolling his students???
After watching this I've now had a few Smart water adverts.. turns out it's owned by Coca Cola.. who'd a'known!
So much only funs grade content
hahahha "daddy open my door" the amout of time i laught from that.
9:45 yes, preach! Way too expensive!
I am so Josh to have gotten raw Strife in these uncut Hayes clips!!!
Okay but why the fuck does every single TH-cam video Josh talks about popped up on my recommendation in the last 3 months?
54min clip. Nice
I just watched an hour of unconnected Josh Clips without even noticing
Josh knew what he was doing with this title xD
And us gays are here for it
Growing up not being rich seems to be the best kind of growing up..
Growing up rich turns you into a terrible being..
Growing up like very poor can turn you into a terrible being..
I just grew up "middle enough" to be lethargic towards everything.
Oh lord, the Garth voice was so spot on it was chilling
Being very close to an active volcano on an alien planet is most likely quite sanitary. 1. The heat would kill most creatures. 2. If an alien parasite was there and adapted for life in constant vulcanism, would it still be compatible with Anakin's dry and sandy biology? (Are the human-like creatures in Star Wars actually humans or another type of aliens that appear really similar to modern humans?)
I'm just going out on a limb here and saying that Anakin was in an extremely sanitary environment. It was unsafe and dirty, but quite unlikely to result in infection. Also applies to real life, if you get a cut while visiting Io, infection is very low down on your risk of problems. Being on Io seems like the biggest problem to focus on solving first.
22:30
You talking about haunted video games, or horror levels in video games has reminded me of an ancient memory
I was playing Final Fantasy 12 on my PS2
I never made it terribly far in that game, but boy did I like exploring the early areas! Except...
The Zertinan Caverns
That cave system scared the piss out of me
Suddenly much higher level monsters spawned! Green horses would teleport out of nowhere and kick me to death, endless green oozes, creepy bone wyrm looking things!
And as I fled from all of these monsters, I entered a room
No cutscene, but the room is full of myst, and at the top of my screen? A boss healthbar
Level 40 zombies are strewn about this maze of an arena, and I can't find the boss through all the myst! I'm fuckin' terrified (not just from the creepy dungeon, but at the thought of losing progress)
And then I see it, a shadow floating out of the myst. I never got a very good look at it, I still don't know it's name, but it scared the hell out of me, and then killed my last remaining party members with some lightning bolts
Eugh, what a horrific area
You went waaaaaaay too easy on GMT VS BST.
Because UK isn't the only country who change their clock, and not all country change it at the same date, and not all country change it by 1 hour, and not all country change it at the same date every year( sometime it's alway on the 15th on X month, sometime it's the second sunday of X month..)
And if you ever deal with lovely islands-nation in the pacific, sometime business hour are based on wathever is more convenient to follow Japan/ AUS / US hours while school/tourism use wathever official hours.
Daylight saving time is waaaaaaay worse than you made it to be.
29:15 Yes the "apparatus" that Josh is referring to is a school gym kaleidoscope indoor climbing frame. Google it for pics. A lot of UK primary schools would have this bolted to the wall in the largest area of the school. Depending on the school this is usually also the lunch room (tables and chairs are laid out at lunch time and then stacked against a wall when not in use). This frame can be unlocked and be allowed to swing out from the wall and then have a hook which would fall into a small hole in the floor to lock it in place. Josh is correct in that it's not often used much. I guess because of all the injuries.
The blue mats I have to disagree with a little. Yes you had a 'crash mate' which was about 1 foot thick of a foam and then the thinner mats which are gym mats and are roughly an inch thick. They're actually better than a hard floor especially when doing various exercise routines as that extra inch does make a difference. You'd be sitting on them upright or on your back and the comfort is just plain better. If you did one of those out of school hours activities which used them (like Judo), being slammed onto the mat is far better than being slammed into a hard floor.
It's a crime that in high school they call physical education 'Games' on your timetable. And here I thought I was going to play some D&D or video games for a whole hour on school time
RS3 would of been alot better if took more time. Horrible launch. They needed to spend a few more years on it. All sorts of things made no sense. Some Bosses all of a sudden did like no damage compared to before. It seemed really under tested. Such a shame. I still play a bit of rs3 but I wish they never did the update really.
think you've found your secret calling.. audiobook voice actor
Strangely I like it when he says words like "massive" and "hole". I'm not ashamed.
PE is a thing here in NZ for physical education. Like American gym class.
They'll make an ASMR of just about anything these days, eh?
So who is going to submit Josh clips to Runescape Chronicles?
Best clip video while dying your hair. Just sayin.
new improves uncut clips.. wait uncut clips?
"Uncut... clips" may be an oxymoron
We know Josh is uncut. He’s English. You don’t need to tell us.
i can start the alphabet from MNO part.
i heard here first of I did a thing and now I'm in another video loop to catch up
Josh asmr wasnt on my apoc download list but here we are.
Damnit Josh you make me lose The Game again.
Dady will take you where you need xD
JOSH DID U SAVE DAVE THE DIVER ?????
Smart Water is a Coke product.
Holedschool Runescape 😂
Damn, thanks Josh I lost The Game
Im confused. So is he uncut or cut?
I just say ust. Its brit time but better
damn i just lost the game
Audible career ?
Oh yeah, give it to me raw! 🍖
45:26 Joker?
L3T'Z G0!!!
Perfect stream for agility