Italian guy here trying to learn this amazing language. I absolutely adore how both Italian and Spanish curse words are so similar, makes it a lot easier to learn and to "feel"
I had a tough day being confused by le, lo, la, les, las, los, se, etc and then came across this which is exactly what I needed to vent my frustration. Muchisimo gracias Laura.
@@spanishafterhours My love for you captivated my heart & soul and stole my mind.. My love for you took my brain and flew with my brain away from me My love for you made me like drunk I'm not a 'drinker' But your love is the only wine or vodka for me You who cover your head with a veil I'm like a beast in the cage of your love I fear for you from my own self from my intense love and extreme hunger towards you, And when you're with me alone, who knows what might happen between me and you you, oh, the most beautiful rose of all roses you oh very sexy, romantic, affectionate, sweet, kind, gentle, humble princess, you, oh, very tender person, smooth and intelligent, creative and skillful with a unique fragrance you, o rare rose, what are roses and their beauty compared to the magic of the beauty of your eyes? you whom, part of your beauty, is your love for only me alone forever regardless of all the flaws you may find in me and no matter how poor or rich we be, And part of your beauty is your love for God no matter how much God tests you with through hardship, loss, and difficulties. And part of your beauty is your love for the truthful prophet Muhammad and his great righteous family and good pious descendants, And hating those who usurped their right no matter how they faked being good, or how good they really were before, also part of your beauty is trying to protect your self from sins in the rest of your life "in secret and in public". regardless of what happened before And part of your beauty is your concern for those whom you should care for, plus all your other good qualities and your forgiveness and patience that has no limit and that you don't envy anyone or be jealous of anyone no matter what.
@@user-oz2gf2hd7z Singular: Mucho -> Muchísimo (Masculine) Mucha -> Muchísima (Feminine) Plural: Muchos -> Muchísimos (Masculine) Muchas -> Muchísimas (Feminine) Also, "muchisimas gracias" it's being even more thankful than with "Muchas gracias". It's a superlative.
@@spanishafterhours I was at a family studying Spanish and the Pa loved the first curse. It took some weeks to put 2+2 together just by watching Spanish news. They show everything, I mean everything, blood and guts, and he just went into all ways and tones to say J****. Basically, same use like English language but you get 2 syllables to make it more juicy.
This is seriously one of the funniest videos I’ve seen on TH-cam. As a native Spanish speaker, it was hilarious seeing you translate all these phrases as if they were an average Spanish lesson. 😂😂😂
I was in Spain in 1999. My vocabulary was pretty limited, but I felt like I was able to get by with "joder", "hostia", and "de puta madre". Gracias por el video!
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Wow, you are toooo beautiful!! whomever see you should believe that God is surely true and whenever I see you I'm always in a dream and when we wake up, we all will realize that this whole life was nothing but a dream and that only God is whats true and real. I don't know how atheists can believe that a very sexy very attractive beauty queen like you came from monkeys hahaha 😄 There was a teacher who did not believe in the existence of God, he said to his students, do you see God? the students answered no we don't see God, so the teacher said if you don't see God it means there is no God. then a smart student stood up and said to the other students hey guys can you see the teachers brain? then the student answered no we don't see the teachers brain, the student then said the teacher is crazy he has no brain :0) God started everything, and God also repeats things, and it is clear. God is one, one God for all of us, The universe didnt always exist science said it was not always existing, so it was created, they say it was through the big bang, and we say even that was created and initiated by God, whatever got a beginning meaning whatever was proven to not have always existed but then existed must have a creator, but whatever was not proven to have not existed before and had no beginning point has no creator, God had no beginning so has no creator, but because the universe had a beginning point it means the universe was created it means there must be a God, also the universe shows unity and diversity, there are different things, different creatures and different materials, but they are all made of particles and atoms. God started everything, and he repeat things, and it is clear. This life is temporary, the other is forever, either in heaven or in hell fire! Therefore, let us all try to be good and not bad humans in life, and be kind and follow the words of God and the good teachings of his great messenger to mankind, the prophet Mohammed and his supporter imam Ali and his good pious kind descendants whom are an extension of God's messenger and his light. Shine and spread the light sunshine. 😘
Me pasé mi infancia y la primera parte de mi adolescencia en españa; ahora termino mis estudios en EEUU y no sé cuando volveré. Llevo años sin estar cerca de un/una español/a, pero haber encontrado tu canal me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja ya que me recuerda a aquellos años que viví en españa, asi también como a aquellos amig@s que tuve. Muchísimas gracias por los vídeos que publicas. Sigue adelante! ❤
One thing I have noticed in the English Premier League where there is huge diversity in nationality and languages, some of the Spanish phrases seem to have become universal language, even more so than English in some cases, not just the naughty words like ‘puto’ but also words like ‘Vamos’ which I think basically means ‘Let’s go’.
Thank you. These phrases account for about 50% of the Spanish I hear on netflix so it's super useful. I need a supplemental video for Mexican cursing though.
I used to speak pretty good Spanish and am trying to get it back up to speed. These videos are sooo watchable. I’m learning new stuff all the time. And Laura is adorable and funny.
In the Philippines, old folks also say, “que se joda” but’s its use is fading. We also say “coño” but to refer to fair-skinned children of rich families. We also say “la mierda” but to mean to aimlessly or uselessly go out like going to the mall. Spain did leave us with more colorful curse language.
Thanks so much for this content! I've significantly enriched my capacity to curse in Spanish after watching this video. Personally I'd prefer it to be entirely in Spanish for more input, but I'll forgive that 😇 By the way, for someone from Spain, your English is fantastic. Profesorcita tan linda como siempre. Gracias de nuevo😊❤
Oh geez, I really needed this video right now! 😂. I knew some of these but you’ve now expanded my vocabulary. Especially since I’m coming to Spain this September. Laura you are so funny in your delivery. Love your site.
Soy español y el video aún así es precioso de ver jajajajjajjajaj me suscribo. Literalmente son cosas que ya se y aún así, ver las caras que pones mientras lo dices son cuanto menos fascinantes.
solid vid!! in english we don’t refer to curse words as just “curses” like in the video title. the word curse by itself in english is like una maldición
Joder didn't ring any bell to me as a Romanian, until you started using it and I realized it comes from Latin futuere, and yes, we also have these expressions in Romanian "Ma fute la cap" (he/she "effs" my head = stresses me), "Ce te fute pe tine ce fac eu?" (What does it "eff" you (concern you) what do I do? = mind your own business ) "Futere!" - here it means "super / cool", basically meaning its like (having) sex. "Futu-ti mortii ma-tii" is one of the most common swearing in Romanian. It means "'Ef' your mother's dead relatives". lol To hide the futere verb we use a short version, like "Tu-ti crucea ma-tii", where "Tu-ti" comes from "Futu-ti", but trying to hide it. It means "Ef your mother's cross". lol
in hungarian you can basically use every single word as a curse word if combined in the right way with another word. but spanish is definietly still up there
Jaja gracias por un video interesante. Un detalle pequeño por si te interesa - La palabra en inglés es "wafer" y la pronunciación es más como "way-fer" en inglés. Pero se entendió lo que dijiste también.
You know that feeling when you chance upon a video, and it's Hermione Granger swearing at you in Spanish while flashing the most adorable smile, ....me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja!
In the part of JODER this one was somehow missing, which is one of my favourites: “NO TE JODE”, that is always said at the end of a sentence. It means that you are pissed of what the other said or did, but with weariness. It’s usually said with a previous phrase with sarcasm: - Oh, tío, ¿te has caído? - No, ¿qué va? Si es que me gusta mirar el suelo de cerca, no te jode… That would be sth like: - Hey dude, have you fallen to the floor? - No, not at all! It’s like I like to watch the floor close to it, isn’t it obvious?
I think I just fell in love with you! Who are you?! When I was doing my maestría in Spanish here in Hawaii, my advisor, Marta, was from Spain. She did her dissertation on Spanish women cursing more than any other group of women on earth. 😂 That always cracked me up. After I did the Camino of Santiago, it all made sense. I did indeed hear, “joder”, everywhere I went. The best of the, “joder’s”, I heard was this refrán: “Joder joder, que no joderemos, pero joder, que ganas tenemos”.
American here, but as a speaker of fluent Swedish I feel like a lot of these are very similar to Swedish curse words. Spanish and Swedish curse words are all so useful and have several meanings, and several curse words in both languages are synonymous with one another.
I'm Filipino and all the Spanish curses you mentioned are being use in the Philippines as well with minor differences. There are 4000 to 5000 spanish words in the Filipino language. You should make a content comparing the Filipino Spanish words to the original Spanish meaning because a lot of them don't carry the same meaning anymore.
lmao yeah, my spanish girlfriend can be hours late with things and think it's completely normal. honestly just find it funny more than annoying since i know what to expect lmao
Interesting how "Hostia" is also said in Québec French as "Osti". Actually in Québec all curses are Church-related! The strongest one is "Tabarnak" which comes from the word "tabernacle".
Spanish is such a beautiful language, that even cursing sounds magnificent !! LOL When I hear "¿me estás jodiendo conmigo?" If I didn't know what it means, I would say "Yes, thank you !!" 😂😂
My family is from Almeria, I live in the Netherlands, I'm not raised bilingual so I learn through your channel, Hostia is one I learned very early and I use a couple of times a day 😂
Completamente de acuerdo. Nunca escribo ningun comentario simp ni nada similar. Pero su rostro es desmasiado hermoso, podria simplemente mirarla horas. Creo que estoy obsesionado con ella 😅
@@markBawer De todas fromas este tipode comentarios le hacen un flaco favor a ella, nosotros no nos damos cuenta porque somos hombres pero cuando alaban tu belleza de esta manera acabas corriendo el riesgo de que te ocurra lo que les pasa a muchas mujeres y es que su mundo se acaba convirtiendo en "estar guapas" y báscamente toda su vida acaba girando en torno a la belleza para seguir recibiendo la atención y el sentirse deseadas (no digo que sea el caso de esta chica que parece tener dos dedos de frente además de ser guapa), pero fíjate la cantidad de mujeres que no tienen intereses, aficiones, curiosidades o aspiraciones en la vida más alla de sentirse guapas y deseadas. Y es que el simpeo es una adcción para muchas mujeres que acaban siendo como cuencos vacíos sin conversación, sin cultura, sin chispa de ningún tipo pero eso sí, expertas en los distintos matices de color del último maquillaje. Insisto que no parece el caso de esta chavala, pero el simpeo las tiende a dejar el cerebro frito y ya quedan para siempre destroyed de la cabeza.
¡Joder tío! Aún que viví en España para dos años (de 2008 hasta 2010) yo aprendí mucho de ti hoy. Dropping the classic "Joe Dirt" always a good time! jajajaja
Interestingly, "coño" is used in the Spanish Caribbean as much as it is used in Spain, as in A LOT, but it is not too common in the rest of Latin America.
Cuba and PR were the last two colonies of Spain in Latin America so they were influenced longer though their accent is more Canarian and Andalusian based. Even thiugh DR was independent longer they did interact a lot with each other.
How about refranes? Cuando caminaba el Camino Francés, apunté, todos los refranes que escuché, en mi iPhone. Al final, tuve: el hombre como el osos, cuanto más pelo más hermoso, caballo grande, ande o no ande (qué todavía no entiendo…es como si o si?), y, la cebolla crece la polla. No me acuerdo los de más ya, hace muchos años. Barcelona et bona quando a bolsa sona, fue uno en Catalán que escuché muy a menudo. Pero no hablo catalán, así que seguro que deletreé mal. Y ya te conté abajo el que utilizara el famoso, “joder”. Unos más? Amo los refranes y las palabrotas. Joder.
"grande, ande o no ande" basically means that the bigger the better, even if it doesn't work. I would say its sometimes used ironically. Another refrán that is related to this one is "ante la duda, la más tetuda" which basically means "when in doubt go for the girl with bigger boobs" 😂
Ok I fucking ❤ this! Nuestra herencia española hace q muchas de nuestras "vulgaridades" sean similares, pero como latinoamericanos, le hemos añadido nuestras propias variantes a la receta 😂 Por ejemplo, no usamos "hostia", pero tenemos "el c*ño de la madre" o el clásico "mamagüe*o" (Con G) (ca**sucker), tanto en masculino como en femenino y así podría seguir por horas... 😂😂 Don't get me wrong, English is a beautiful and fascinating language, but when it comes to swearing it is no match for us. Hahaha
Have you seen The Sopranos? English version of 'El c*ño de la hermana'! is used. I think it's swearing in general which is so flexible and adaptable in EVERY language! In England I've heard the 'F' word and the 'C' word used as a noun, adjective, verb, and just about every other type of word!
Thank you for making me feel NOT so ignorant. I have studied Latin American Spanish for years. I know the word "hostia," but never have heard it used in these cursing versions.
@@keithbaker4589 The problem isn't the lack of uses but the lack of words. You probably swear as much as us Spanish speakers, but we also have such a wide variety of words that show the pure originality of Spanish. Swear words are like herbs and spices, they enhance the flavor of some phrases to stress their importance and add a way to express your feelings through them. Knowing this, English swear words are like salt and pepper, proven reliable a lot of times… but sometimes that just isn't enough. Spanish swearing, on the other hand, have salt and pepper, but also parsley, oregano, paprika, coriander/cilantro, thyme, ginger, cumin… which let us swear like masters. While you try your best with what you have, we're absolute chefs of swearing. You just can't compete.
This is the content the people want 😂
Jajaja
Why are there even other videos, why not just a hundred of this kind
La verdad 😂👌
Where my wife comes from they say a lot "me cago en la leche puta mierda". They seem impressed when a guiri says it.
No, no this is content people NEED to clarify what many spanish expressions mean
Italian guy here trying to learn this amazing language. I absolutely adore how both Italian and Spanish curse words are so similar, makes it a lot easier to learn and to "feel"
Latin Brothers for ever❤💛❤🤍💚
@@marijorijeka4940 And this is exactly why rioplatense spanish y the best language to curse.
@@marijorijeka4940 yes but the italian flag is the opposite
Bestemiare, che bella cosa ❤
The “feel” part is extremely important 😂
I had a tough day being confused by le, lo, la, les, las, los, se, etc and then came across this which is exactly what I needed to vent my frustration. Muchisimo gracias Laura.
😂😂😂
I hate to be the guy... *Muchisimas gracias, Laura
@@spanishafterhours My love for you captivated my heart & soul
and stole my mind..
My love for you took my brain and flew with my brain away from me
My love for you made me like drunk
I'm not a 'drinker'
But your love is the only wine or vodka for me
You who cover your head with a veil
I'm like a beast in the cage of your love
I fear for you from my own self from my intense love and extreme hunger towards you,
And when you're with me alone, who knows what might happen between me and you
you, oh, the most beautiful rose of all roses
you oh very sexy, romantic, affectionate, sweet, kind, gentle, humble princess,
you, oh, very tender person, smooth and intelligent, creative and skillful with a unique fragrance
you, o rare rose,
what are roses and their beauty compared to the magic of the beauty of your eyes?
you whom, part of your beauty, is your love for only me alone forever
regardless of all the flaws you may find in me
and no matter how poor or rich we be,
And part of your beauty is your love for God
no matter how much God tests you with through hardship, loss, and difficulties.
And part of your beauty is your love for the truthful prophet Muhammad and his great righteous family and good pious descendants,
And hating those who usurped their right
no matter how they faked being good,
or how good they really were before,
also part of your beauty is trying to protect your self from sins in the rest of your life
"in secret and in public". regardless of what happened before
And part of your beauty is your concern for those whom you should care for,
plus all your other good qualities
and your forgiveness and patience that has no limit
and that you don't envy anyone or be jealous of anyone no matter what.
@@JustAweebsCD I'm sorry, what's the difference between 'Muchas gracias' and the one you've said?
@@user-oz2gf2hd7z
Singular:
Mucho -> Muchísimo (Masculine)
Mucha -> Muchísima (Feminine)
Plural:
Muchos -> Muchísimos (Masculine)
Muchas -> Muchísimas (Feminine)
Also, "muchisimas gracias" it's being even more thankful than with "Muchas gracias". It's a superlative.
No sé qué hago viendo vídeos de español siendo español, pero me ha encantado 😂
Hay que asegurar que se transmite bien todo lo del idioma, jaja.
Pero lo de hostia en el 2:40 se le ha ido un poco, la ostia como objeto religioso es una palabra diferente sin hache
@@_lucasito según la RAE hostia con h es el objeto religioso igual que el tortazo y todo lo que ella ha dicho.
Sometimes it's not the message but the messenger 😏
jajajajaja igual
Laura: “Use them, but with moderation!”
“Of course” I say… practising them repeatedly in the mirror.
😂😂😂
@@spanishafterhours I was at a family studying Spanish and the Pa loved the first curse. It took some weeks to put 2+2 together just by watching Spanish news. They show everything, I mean everything, blood and guts, and he just went into all ways and tones to say J****. Basically, same use like English language but you get 2 syllables to make it more juicy.
My 2nd language is Thai and it is a no no for white people to swear in Thai. Maybe I would be allowed to swear in spanish, just a little.
This is just what I needed, my Spanish teacher will be delighted with my language progress
Always had a hard time imagining Laura curse. Watching her curse seriously for academic reason and our sake is something else 😂😂😂
oh, I curse so so much hahahah
@@spanishafterhours well, it’s really not that hard to tell now!
But your cursing sounds so sweet in Spanish 🇪🇦🍹🇺🇲😎
When she says the F word it still sounds sweet and cute coming from her 😂
This is seriously one of the funniest videos I’ve seen on TH-cam. As a native Spanish speaker, it was hilarious seeing you translate all these phrases as if they were an average Spanish lesson. 😂😂😂
Your content is always the bomb, but this... this is pure gold.
the bomb man!!
Estaba de la hostia.
literally the best chance to say "tus videos son la hostia" and thats how you prove you understood the video :)
I was in Spain in 1999. My vocabulary was pretty limited, but I felt like I was able to get by with "joder", "hostia", and "de puta madre". Gracias por el video!
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Wow, you are toooo beautiful!!
whomever see you should believe that God is surely true
and whenever I see you I'm always in a dream
and when we wake up, we all will realize that this whole life was nothing but a dream and that only God is whats true and real.
I don't know how atheists can believe that a very sexy very attractive beauty queen like you came from monkeys hahaha
😄
There was a teacher who did not believe in the existence of God, he said to his students, do you see God?
the students answered no we don't see God, so the teacher said if you don't see God it means there is no God.
then a smart student stood up and said to the other students hey guys can you see the teachers brain?
then the student answered no we don't see the teachers brain, the student then said the teacher is crazy he has no brain
:0)
God started everything, and God also repeats things, and it is clear.
God is one, one God for all of us,
The universe didnt always exist science said it was not always existing, so it was created, they say it was through the big bang, and we say even that was created and initiated by God, whatever got a beginning meaning whatever was proven to not have always existed but then existed must have a creator, but whatever was not proven to have not existed before and had no beginning point has no creator, God had no beginning so has no creator, but because the universe had a beginning point it means the universe was created it means there must be a God, also the universe shows unity and diversity, there are different things, different creatures and different materials, but they are all made of particles and atoms.
God started everything, and he repeat things, and it is clear.
This life is temporary, the other is forever, either in heaven or in hell fire!
Therefore, let us all try to be good and not bad humans in life, and be kind and follow the words of God and the good teachings of his great messenger to mankind, the prophet Mohammed and his supporter imam Ali and his good pious kind descendants whom are an extension of God's messenger and his light.
Shine and spread the light sunshine.
😘
I’ve been learning Spanish for over a year, and this was the bonus lesson I searched for😂
¿Cómo vas?
This was not a lesson. You were entrusted with a power. Use it wisely.
If a person treats life artistically , their brain is their heart.
Oscar Wilde
Cool quote.
Me pasé mi infancia y la primera parte de mi adolescencia en españa; ahora termino mis estudios en EEUU y no sé cuando volveré. Llevo años sin estar cerca de un/una español/a, pero haber encontrado tu canal me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja ya que me recuerda a aquellos años que viví en españa, asi también como a aquellos amig@s que tuve. Muchísimas gracias por los vídeos que publicas. Sigue adelante! ❤
I spent a year in Spain 25 years ago, and have been saying "joder!" ever since.
and ... Vale
U should use, no mames
Hola
@@SpartanChief2277 "no mames" is typical from Mexico :) no mames weyyyy
@@rgzfuentes exactly, and " v*rga"
One thing I have noticed in the English Premier League where there is huge diversity in nationality and languages, some of the Spanish phrases seem to have become universal language, even more so than English in some cases, not just the naughty words like ‘puto’ but also words like ‘Vamos’ which I think basically means ‘Let’s go’.
English Premier League???
Happened in the southwestern USA, too. We all use vamos etc
I think Rafa Nadal is responsible for that.
Vamos, amigo, fiesta... Enough for surviving in Spain
@@rgzfuentes Lo d amigo no es muy usado; es un.poco d indigente q te viene a pedir; se suele usar más "tío".
Thank you.
These phrases account for about 50% of the Spanish I hear on netflix so it's super useful.
I need a supplemental video for Mexican cursing though.
That is a whole nother level, especially norteños, alv
We mexicans see cursing as its own art lol
You're asking to fight the final boss😂
@@SpartanChief2277
True, Mexican cursing, Argentinian Cursing and Colombian Cursing are the Trinity of Curse Words in Spanish
You will need a 6 episode mini series for Mexican swearing.
Starts the video with the classic 'joder'
Everyone: That's what I've been waiting for
It's a really interesting fact about "Hostia" because in Quebecois French (Canadian French)we also use that word the same way. "Osti" or "Hostie".
I must say Spanish expressions are hilarious, cracks me up! Love from Portugal
The way she says ‘wafer’ melts my heart 😊
Saberse los insultos es como saberse el 50% del idioma 😎
I used to speak pretty good Spanish and am trying to get it back up to speed. These videos are sooo watchable. I’m learning new stuff all the time. And Laura is adorable and funny.
Hilarious how in French (and italian too, from little I have learned), we have pretty similar swear words.
Latin languages hehe. Great content !
and portuguese as well ahahah
Just got back from Madrid and found it funny how people talk like they just came out of the dentist with the tongue out of the mouth.
The way you say fuck in English has to be the most sweet/pleasing sound of fuck I’ve ever heard
Another great video! Thank you for making so useful materials for us. Take care! 🤠
Banger video. Thank you so much for helping me spice up my linguistic abilities here in Puerto Rico!
In the Philippines, old folks also say, “que se joda” but’s its use is fading. We also say “coño” but to refer to fair-skinned children of rich families. We also say “la mierda” but to mean to aimlessly or uselessly go out like going to the mall. Spain did leave us with more colorful curse language.
this just a margin of a Filipino curses
specially in Visayan region were Spanish and visayan language mix together like a strong liquor of hard curses
Sakto ka
Thanks so much for this content! I've significantly enriched my capacity to curse in Spanish after watching this video. Personally I'd prefer it to be entirely in Spanish for more input, but I'll forgive that 😇 By the way, for someone from Spain, your English is fantastic. Profesorcita tan linda como siempre. Gracias de nuevo😊❤
Spanish : has the best curse words
Arabic : Hold my zamzam
Pretty impressed with laura's knowledge of cursing in english, she seemed to be having lots of fun making this:-)! It makes me miss Spain!
Not just the curses are so good, I just immediately fall in love when a girl starts to speak spanish. I can't stop it.
Oh geez, I really needed this video right now! 😂. I knew some of these but you’ve now expanded my vocabulary. Especially since I’m coming to Spain this September. Laura you are so funny in your delivery. Love your site.
Soy español y el video aún así es precioso de ver jajajajjajjajaj me suscribo.
Literalmente son cosas que ya se y aún así, ver las caras que pones mientras lo dices son cuanto menos fascinantes.
In Quebec we also say hostie as a curse word. I was very surprised to learn you guys say hostia
Hostia is, technically, the little disk of bread that priests distribute in church at masses. What does hostie mean? Merci
@@rgzfuentes it means the little disk of bread that priests distribute in church at masses
@@EGH666 😂✌️
@@rgzfuentes yeah it’s the same lol
same :D
Really entertaining delivery, my favorite learn spanish video so far
solid vid!! in english we don’t refer to curse words as just “curses” like in the video title. the word curse by itself in english is like una maldición
Joder didn't ring any bell to me as a Romanian, until you started using it and I realized it comes from Latin futuere, and yes, we also have these expressions in Romanian
"Ma fute la cap" (he/she "effs" my head = stresses me),
"Ce te fute pe tine ce fac eu?" (What does it "eff" you (concern you) what do I do? = mind your own business )
"Futere!" - here it means "super / cool", basically meaning its like (having) sex.
"Futu-ti mortii ma-tii" is one of the most common swearing in Romanian. It means "'Ef' your mother's dead relatives". lol
To hide the futere verb we use a short version, like
"Tu-ti crucea ma-tii", where "Tu-ti" comes from "Futu-ti", but trying to hide it. It means "Ef your mother's cross". lol
Eres la HOSTIA Laura !!!!! ❤
Me encantan tus vídeos !!!!
As an italian, that's... relatable 😂
As a Spanish, this was HILARIOUS! Thanks for making me laugh, lots of love!
(I can also see you quite enjoyed making the video XD)
I thank the algorithm for recommending me this. I do not know a single thing about Spanish, but has that changed now.
Could you do a video on Spanish idioms/slang terms too? 😅
Me encanta el factor de que me estoy viendo un video de como aprender mi idioma, pero es que hay que decir que está entretenido 😂😂
Ya somos dos JAJAJJJAA
Sí la verdad😂
Aunque sobre lo del 2:40 se le ha ido un poco, la ostia como objeto religioso es una palabra diferente sin hache, no?
El hecho*
I watch for the cursing, the lesson, and the smile
in hungarian you can basically use every single word as a curse word if combined in the right way with another word. but spanish is definietly still up there
this is all the motivation i need to begin learning spanish
Best Spanish phrase “Quiero dormir contigo”. Guarantee to make the natives happy. Thank me later.
"Me quiero acostar contigo"
You're welcome.
I dont get it, is this a joke?
Never felt this happy being cursed for straight 9 minutes😅😂
Jaja gracias por un video interesante. Un detalle pequeño por si te interesa - La palabra en inglés es "wafer" y la pronunciación es más como "way-fer" en inglés. Pero se entendió lo que dijiste también.
bueno saberlo!!
This popped up on my feed for some reason, but I liked the vibe of the video and now I'm intrigued by Español.
Thanks for this. I'm going to spend all of June (and a little more) in Spain. It's good to know I'll be prepared!! 😆
You know that feeling when you chance upon a video, and it's Hermione Granger swearing at you in Spanish while flashing the most adorable smile, ....me ha traído una sonrisa de oreja a oreja!
yasss im gonna watch ten times and take notes
The playfulness of the background music makes this video pure 🔥🤣🤣
It's interesting, in Maltese we use "hostia" (for us we call it "ostja") in exactly the same way when translated
In the part of JODER this one was somehow missing, which is one of my favourites: “NO TE JODE”, that is always said at the end of a sentence. It means that you are pissed of what the other said or did, but with weariness. It’s usually said with a previous phrase with sarcasm:
- Oh, tío, ¿te has caído?
- No, ¿qué va? Si es que me gusta mirar el suelo de cerca, no te jode…
That would be sth like:
- Hey dude, have you fallen to the floor?
- No, not at all! It’s like I like to watch the floor close to it, isn’t it obvious?
I think I just fell in love with you! Who are you?! When I was doing my maestría in Spanish here in Hawaii, my advisor, Marta, was from Spain. She did her dissertation on Spanish women cursing more than any other group of women on earth. 😂 That always cracked me up. After I did the Camino of Santiago, it all made sense. I did indeed hear, “joder”, everywhere I went. The best of the, “joder’s”, I heard was this refrán: “Joder joder, que no joderemos, pero joder, que ganas tenemos”.
Joder, jodamos, que todos somos hermanos. Y al final tanto jodimos que todos fuimos primos 😂
@@rgzfuentes lo amo. Gracias para compartiéndolo.
American here, but as a speaker of fluent Swedish I feel like a lot of these are very similar to Swedish curse words. Spanish and Swedish curse words are all so useful and have several meanings, and several curse words in both languages are synonymous with one another.
I'm Filipino and all the Spanish curses you mentioned are being use in the Philippines as well with minor differences. There are 4000 to 5000 spanish words in the Filipino language. You should make a content comparing the Filipino Spanish words to the original Spanish meaning because a lot of them don't carry the same meaning anymore.
yeah that's because tagalog is just a bootleg version of spanish and other languages
In english how many? Is very poor language I think...
as a spanish guy, this video is VERY precise and on point. this is good.
We need a part 2
in german when something is weird we say "das kommt mir spanisch vor" which means "that appears spanish to me" now i know why
Reminds me of Santiago Segura in El Día de la Bestia:
- ¿Tú eres satánico?
- Hombre, ¡claro! ¡Soy un satánico de la hostia!
1:46 Classic Spanish complaining about waking up at 8am 💀
lmao yeah, my spanish girlfriend can be hours late with things and think it's completely normal. honestly just find it funny more than annoying since i know what to expect lmao
The virgin spaniard curses
Vs
The gigachad colombian insults
Tus ganas locas
Laura, yo he visto muchos vídeos de expresiones de la calle, pero eso es la más divertida 👍. Me encanta tus vídeos cada vez mas🫶🏻
Interesting how "Hostia" is also said in Québec French as "Osti".
Actually in Québec all curses are Church-related! The strongest one is "Tabarnak" which comes from the word "tabernacle".
In Veneto (Italy) we say Ostia too!
I even heard some old people curse saying just “sacramento!” , just a random generic holy thing
@@Degros44 Interesting! "Sacrament" is also a Québec swear word. But it's used by everyone, the youth included
Spanish is such a beautiful language, that even cursing sounds magnificent !! LOL
When I hear "¿me estás jodiendo conmigo?" If I didn't know what it means, I would say "Yes, thank you !!" 😂😂
My family is from Almeria, I live in the Netherlands, I'm not raised bilingual so I learn through your channel, Hostia is one I learned very early and I use a couple of times a day 😂
Literal que iba a preparar el DELE C1 y me distraje con este video... me cago en la leche😂
😂😂
Este es el vídeo que estaba esperando. Muchísimas gracias.
ES la primera vez que te veo y ya me caes genial XD.
This is like the "Castellian Spanish slang"... beautyful videos Laura! I'm using the material to improve my english ...
Russians: _hold my vodka._
xDDDD for real
The cutest curses in Spanish I've ever heard in my entire life
jamás simpeo pero este nivel de belleza es absurdo, aparte de gran contenido e inteligencia y ahora sí , no vuevlo a simpear en unos cuantos años.
Completamente de acuerdo. Nunca escribo ningun comentario simp ni nada similar. Pero su rostro es desmasiado hermoso, podria simplemente mirarla horas. Creo que estoy obsesionado con ella 😅
@@markBawer De todas fromas este tipode comentarios le hacen un flaco favor a ella, nosotros no nos damos cuenta porque somos hombres pero cuando alaban tu belleza de esta manera acabas corriendo el riesgo de que te ocurra lo que les pasa a muchas mujeres y es que su mundo se acaba convirtiendo en "estar guapas" y báscamente toda su vida acaba girando en torno a la belleza para seguir recibiendo la atención y el sentirse deseadas (no digo que sea el caso de esta chica que parece tener dos dedos de frente además de ser guapa), pero fíjate la cantidad de mujeres que no tienen intereses, aficiones, curiosidades o aspiraciones en la vida más alla de sentirse guapas y deseadas.
Y es que el simpeo es una adcción para muchas mujeres que acaban siendo como cuencos vacíos sin conversación, sin cultura, sin chispa de ningún tipo pero eso sí, expertas en los distintos matices de color del último maquillaje.
Insisto que no parece el caso de esta chavala, pero el simpeo las tiende a dejar el cerebro frito y ya quedan para siempre destroyed de la cabeza.
Those are the correct words to lean Spanish, so useful!!
I’m learning Portuguese, don’t know what I’m doing here but I’m always down to learn some curse words 😆
so charming! I wish I had a Spanish teacher like this lady when I was at school
¡Joder tío! Aún que viví en España para dos años (de 2008 hasta 2010) yo aprendí mucho de ti hoy. Dropping the classic "Joe Dirt" always a good time! jajajaja
Por dos años*
I love how you make the matching facial expression for us to easily associate the word with its intended use 😊
Laura es la hostia! Great content! Muchas gracias!
Te falto decir "y una puta mierda" y ya lo clavas jajjaja. Me encantó😂 New sub. Sigue así👍
Ah si, las primera palabras que aprendí en el cole al llegar a España 😂👍
Me puedo imaginar 15 chavales corriendo hacia el extranjero a hacerle un curso intensivo de como tenia que insultar apropiadamente
me, a native spanish speaker watching the different meanings of joder
Have I mentioned that you are awesome?
Ella es la hostia!
Pov : you learned spanish curse words from your father cursing during road rage
Interestingly, "coño" is used in the Spanish Caribbean as much as it is used in Spain, as in A LOT, but it is not too common in the rest of Latin America.
Cuba and PR were the last two colonies of Spain in Latin America so they were influenced longer though their accent is more Canarian and Andalusian based. Even thiugh DR was independent longer they did interact a lot with each other.
And Venezuela
As a Puerto Rican I can confirm that the local use of “coño” and “puñeta” is alive and well!
I think you should check Turkish curses, they are the most creative and mouthful swears
Eres la leche, Laura! (That’s good, right?😅)
leche is milk?
@@marcusaurelius108 leche means milk but spanish people use it a lot in idiomatic expressions !
I love your videos. The best!! Learned so much from you. Thanks ❤
How about refranes? Cuando caminaba el Camino Francés, apunté, todos los refranes que escuché, en mi iPhone. Al final, tuve: el hombre como el osos, cuanto más pelo más hermoso, caballo grande, ande o no ande (qué todavía no entiendo…es como si o si?), y, la cebolla crece la polla. No me acuerdo los de más ya, hace muchos años. Barcelona et bona quando a bolsa sona, fue uno en Catalán que escuché muy a menudo. Pero no hablo catalán, así que seguro que deletreé mal. Y ya te conté abajo el que utilizara el famoso, “joder”. Unos más? Amo los refranes y las palabrotas. Joder.
"grande, ande o no ande" basically means that the bigger the better, even if it doesn't work. I would say its sometimes used ironically. Another refrán that is related to this one is "ante la duda, la más tetuda" which basically means "when in doubt go for the girl with bigger boobs" 😂
Head bobbing,streched out fore finger big smile,Italian gesticulation...then Laura really wants you to get the curse word....this is so funny
Ok I fucking ❤ this! Nuestra herencia española hace q muchas de nuestras "vulgaridades" sean similares, pero como latinoamericanos, le hemos añadido nuestras propias variantes a la receta 😂 Por ejemplo, no usamos "hostia", pero tenemos "el c*ño de la madre" o el clásico "mamagüe*o" (Con G) (ca**sucker), tanto en masculino como en femenino y así podría seguir por horas... 😂😂
Don't get me wrong, English is a beautiful and fascinating language, but when it comes to swearing it is no match for us. Hahaha
Have you seen The Sopranos? English version of 'El c*ño de la hermana'! is used. I think it's swearing in general which is so flexible and adaptable in EVERY language! In England I've heard the 'F' word and the 'C' word used as a noun, adjective, verb, and just about every other type of word!
Thank you for making me feel NOT so ignorant. I have studied Latin American Spanish for years. I know the word "hostia," but never have heard it used in these cursing versions.
@@keithbaker4589 The problem isn't the lack of uses but the lack of words. You probably swear as much as us Spanish speakers, but we also have such a wide variety of words that show the pure originality of Spanish. Swear words are like herbs and spices, they enhance the flavor of some phrases to stress their importance and add a way to express your feelings through them. Knowing this, English swear words are like salt and pepper, proven reliable a lot of times… but sometimes that just isn't enough. Spanish swearing, on the other hand, have salt and pepper, but also parsley, oregano, paprika, coriander/cilantro, thyme, ginger, cumin… which let us swear like masters. While you try your best with what you have, we're absolute chefs of swearing. You just can't compete.
thank you Miss for teaching me how to pronounce such an important words and phrases in this beautiful language
Meanwhile Turkish and Balkan languages: 🗿🗿🗿
none of those curse words sound harsh because you saying it makes it cute 😍