Alex Standall roasting the hell out of everyone for 3 minutes straight

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  • Aka Alex Standall being relatable af

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  • @randomxaccount1646
    @randomxaccount1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7654

    "She was like Justin smells bad and I was like I know" hahaha that part lmao

    • @masonx1230
      @masonx1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      time stamp?

    • @Marccowboy88
      @Marccowboy88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@masonx1230 1:49

    • @jordyngrace7614
      @jordyngrace7614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That’s legit one of my favorite things he has ever said🤣

    • @masonx1230
      @masonx1230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zetta thank you

    • @anupamaroy2760
      @anupamaroy2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justin T_T

  • @demonsprite666
    @demonsprite666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5956

    I love snarky Alex who just tells it like it is

    • @nxahsvidz
      @nxahsvidz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ik lmao also how am I the only reply 😭

    • @brodan9029
      @brodan9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He might be the realest in the show.

    • @adonaitdaniel3422
      @adonaitdaniel3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like me
      I say Whats on my mind
      Im blunt asf
      Just like alex [Yassssss]

  • @kylie9687
    @kylie9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8598

    He wasn’t really roasting them, he was just being a straight up savage.

  • @brooklynnk1920
    @brooklynnk1920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3020

    "Imma let that go because you're under stress" 😭😭😂

    • @evannaalvarez5971
      @evannaalvarez5971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      that part got me😭

    • @harperreeson41
      @harperreeson41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      my favourite part 😭😭

    • @aidenmcdonald2776
      @aidenmcdonald2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Low key but kinda high key I started laughing 😭😭

    • @carmenalcarilla1385
      @carmenalcarilla1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Clay was trying so hard to not be offended

    • @AJ-br3zx
      @AJ-br3zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOO

  • @oliviahorner1152
    @oliviahorner1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2680

    my favorite alex moment is, “i’m recruiting clay for the illuminati, wanna join” 😹

  • @shockingindeed6208
    @shockingindeed6208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    1:59 and i just knew that both of them gay from that moment.

    • @lissbyun5352
      @lissbyun5352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Really? How?

    • @paoo4915
      @paoo4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Liss Byun she didin’t she’s just lying since she knows it now

    • @shockingindeed6208
      @shockingindeed6208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      man i love this reply section ppl be callin' me 'she' and a liar. i got into their nerves. XD

    • @ivyinabottle
      @ivyinabottle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Lmao me tooooo Alex just screamed ‘gay energy’ to me right from the start, but I didn’t know about Monty

    • @fariyalkhatun3806
      @fariyalkhatun3806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Well I'm pretty sure Alex is bi. He was in love with Jess for three seasons straight and Charlie says in one scene that Alex likes boys, and then corrects himself saying "at least sometimes" implying that Alex also likes girls.

  • @nadined3576
    @nadined3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    2:27 "You're an arrogant asshole" and Ryan is like "Yeah, I know"

    • @shivanshi4178
      @shivanshi4178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I missed Ryan so much in the rest of the seasons

    • @cyn6123
      @cyn6123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least Ryan was usually up front about what a dick he was lmao

    • @_nour_6304
      @_nour_6304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Fair enough 🤷‍♀️"

    • @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout
      @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That played right when I was reading lol

    • @adonaitdaniel
      @adonaitdaniel ปีที่แล้ว

      What he did to Hannah was mest up ngl tho🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤬

  • @mikeq7134
    @mikeq7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    Alex is just a bundle of hostility and rudeness. Then suddenly in the 4th season he is smiley and lovable.

    • @fariyalkhatun3806
      @fariyalkhatun3806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Well he was lovable in earlier seasons too. He's the one who took Justin in when he was homeless in s1 and saved his life in s2. He helped Jess get through her trauma, all the while buying her Teddy Bears and bunking school with her and joking about random things like how he doesn't see Bryce walking into a sex shop or how they'll go to hell if they joke about certain stuff. His s1 moments were adorable "It's love, it's not logic" "a giant bleeding man, or squid, or man-squid, in spring" "But your dad wears a uniform" lmao

    • @rojasbravoaxeldaniel2019
      @rojasbravoaxeldaniel2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I have been around gay guys figuring out their orientation and I can certify that kind of attitude is consistent with such a journey.

    • @adonaitdaniel3422
      @adonaitdaniel3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love him so much since season 1

    • @labyrinth123
      @labyrinth123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Idk he wasn't really smiley in season 4... He tried though

  • @jeihaynes7077
    @jeihaynes7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3053

    I will never get over the fact that they didn’t make Alex and Zach a couple, and instead gave Zach a stupid unresolved storyline. It’s just like when Marvel randomly made Hulk and Black Widow a thing

    • @mkmam3639
      @mkmam3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      it would be nasty for them to get toghether.

    • @laelani4090
      @laelani4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@mkmam3639 no it wouldn't

    • @nx1100
      @nx1100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Cause zach is not gay

    • @amario5028
      @amario5028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      woooow thanks so much for the spoiler

    • @mkmam3639
      @mkmam3639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@amario5028 thats what you get for ooking through the comments dumbass. its not that deep

  • @maddiecarney7577
    @maddiecarney7577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “what if you’re on the list?”
    “i’ll just wave my cane and cry, works everywhere”
    “maybe there’s a handicap entrance”
    “i don’t think we’re supposed to say handicap”

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Take my arm."
      "No, fuck you both."
      That dialogue was just perfect.

  • @narashikamaru0
    @narashikamaru0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I like how alex was reasonable out of them all and actually was really fine with telling his mistake

  • @stayaamna
    @stayaamna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    3:04 i don't exactly have the upper body strength to stop you so made me laugh so hard 😂

  • @jordanwhite8099
    @jordanwhite8099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    2:26 Ryan's expression, "so what?" , "and your point?" or "true"

    • @damsels4sale
      @damsels4sale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know I'm a year late, but it's more like "that's fair"

  • @miaa2418
    @miaa2418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Alex’s sarcastic and snarky personality brightens the mood lmfao

  • @jimmychangprod
    @jimmychangprod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Alex: pushes monty
    *immediately after: his face is beaten to a pulp*

  • @bxbxb1_554
    @bxbxb1_554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I love Alex's sense of sarcasm. It's his talent. 1:58 lmaoo 2:54 I'm dying

    • @karthiiraja17
      @karthiiraja17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Kmse898 that was hilarious i like it at the end. But he was mentioning the other one. " ill just wave my crane and cry" 😂😂😂😂

  • @ciggss
    @ciggss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    ani: “ i think you’re very handsome i think you’re adorable”
    alex: “yeah well you’re the one girl in this county that will go for a skinny sad kid and you went for clay so..”

  • @witchfromschool9154
    @witchfromschool9154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    his character arc throughout the seasons
    Season 1: Savage Alex
    Season 2: Sad Alex
    Season 3: Killer Mode Alex
    Season 4: Gay

  • @judemorgan5325
    @judemorgan5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    There was no reason to make Alex a killer.

    • @Kiki4LiFE368
      @Kiki4LiFE368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He's not a killer or a murderer, he just pushed the rapist into the water, how should Alex know that one of them can't swim.
      Lol

    • @JohnPerry27
      @JohnPerry27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Kiki4LiFE368 I think it should be obvious a guy with broken legs can't swim. That being said I don't really blame him for doing it, Bryce was talking about how he was going to get revenge Jessica despite raping her and causing enough trauma.

    • @aadyamishra312
      @aadyamishra312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@JohnPerry27 Actually he didn’t know that his leg was broken at the beginning but then when he figured it out he thought that he deserved it anyway

    • @acooliemoore
      @acooliemoore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kiki4LiFE368 that still murder lol

    • @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout
      @letsbefriendsowecanmakeout 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

  • @virlinehonore9767
    @virlinehonore9767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    it's more like he was being brutally honest rather than roasting them

  • @lxnalxna2842
    @lxnalxna2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    More like Alex being Alex for 3 minutes and 45 seconds straight 😂

  • @iorpeionnp
    @iorpeionnp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    legit throughout the whole season 1, everyone roasts alex's hair

  • @faithhart3949
    @faithhart3949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The way he puts everyone in their place it's amazing

  • @cammqt
    @cammqt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I'll just wave my cane and cry, it works everywhere" LMFAOFJVKDVNFJDV FD

  • @personunknown7129
    @personunknown7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    3:25 lmao

  • @Dhutmathisnah
    @Dhutmathisnah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how it cuts to Alex’s face 1 second after the push at 1:13

  • @euphxrz
    @euphxrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    his character is literally straight up savage and i'm here for it💀🤣

  • @shingetchu
    @shingetchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Alex Standall being too honest for 3 minutes straight

  • @shingetchu
    @shingetchu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You're not man enough" one of my favorite lines lmao

  • @Koricrys
    @Koricrys ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even though this show is hella dark and has heavy scenes Alex always has a line that makes me laugh😭💀

    • @mgms2000
      @mgms2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The show is so goofy and not dark at all , just trying to be

  • @dagnyc5651
    @dagnyc5651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “what, its totally true, she was like ‘he smells bad’ and i was like, ik!”

  • @jaspermarkarian7438
    @jaspermarkarian7438 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:22-2:35 I feel like this has solid potential for a viral TikTok sound

  • @krishafyme
    @krishafyme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    No thanks, you are not man enough is one of the most savage comebacks ever

  • @QueenBdawg
    @QueenBdawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ”She was like Justin smells bad and I was like I know” 😂😂😭

  • @nevaehkane2669
    @nevaehkane2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    am i the only one that noticed like all the guys in this show is gay or bi...

    • @toriedavis4507
      @toriedavis4507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @VV-ev4jj
      @VV-ev4jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      You're only saying that because being straight is the "norm". So when there's a show where the majority of characters are LGBT that seems weird. But it shouldn't be. The world isn't more straight or more gay. It's equal. There are so many closeted LGBT people out there afraid to come out due to their living situations.

    • @nevaehkane2669
      @nevaehkane2669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      4V 983V i never said it was a bad thing i was just pointing it our but i understand where you’re coming from and i do get that it should be normalized so i’m sorry if i triggered you in any kinda way :/

    • @VV-ev4jj
      @VV-ev4jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nevaehkane2669 LOL. It's fine. I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from!

    • @rileycoleman2468
      @rileycoleman2468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Clay, Justin, Zach, are all straight....

  • @DrMontrays
    @DrMontrays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:26 I love how he just accepts it simple af

  • @Nadia.Louise
    @Nadia.Louise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how he say what he wanna say
    He doesnt Keep it to himself

  • @gone4607
    @gone4607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Alex: I’m not confident
    Also Alex:

  • @Alyssav-90
    @Alyssav-90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -screaming- "I am calm"

  • @kayladanyelle9508
    @kayladanyelle9508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    alex had some of the best lines 😭😭😭

  • @leefelix0325
    @leefelix0325 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex is seriously one of my favorite characters ever since. He's like the embodiment of what goes in my mind.

  • @hnyg1ld075
    @hnyg1ld075 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "it's creepy that you even know that"😂

  • @tyhiro5989
    @tyhiro5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro was exposing everyone no one was safe.

  • @oliviawebster199
    @oliviawebster199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    okay but the way ryan just shrugs and nods after being called an arrogant asshole lmfao

  • @RomanCashCommunity
    @RomanCashCommunity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alex, not the friend you want, but the friend you need

  • @lvly.i
    @lvly.i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    oh my gosh i hate him but also love him so much because his attitude is just so iconic 💀

  • @rheannamyers9124
    @rheannamyers9124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I need to watch over this showwwww omgggg, I fricking love Alex.

  • @emmahoffman273
    @emmahoffman273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    alex carried the show

  • @WhatsupitsMichaelAngelo
    @WhatsupitsMichaelAngelo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "FUCK YOU Montgomery"
    Zack laughing in the background
    🤣

  • @sm1ley520
    @sm1ley520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when jessica asked why alex and clay is both looking at her and he just said "mostly cause you're sitting across the table from us" made me crack up. It's right after alex says he doesnt like jess new hair in the show.

  • @sc5e
    @sc5e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:25 I laughed so hard , everyone heard me

    • @amylynngnam249
      @amylynngnam249 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughed out loud as well, just came out😅😅

  • @willwalker24601
    @willwalker24601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He's my favorite character😆

  • @mettroidplays9143
    @mettroidplays9143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex is like a sane version of joker

  • @danielpeppapigpowers
    @danielpeppapigpowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I fucking LOVE Alex😭❤️

  • @matiasalbornoz363
    @matiasalbornoz363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fav character

  • @jemma_1942
    @jemma_1942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “She was like Justin smells and I was like I know” I DIED

  • @samanthamedina5514
    @samanthamedina5514 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my favorite Alex moment is when he told Monty , to get out of the car , and Monty was scared 😂

  • @sreelakshmys3810
    @sreelakshmys3810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    its just alex standall being pissed off for 3 min and 45 sec

  • @user-ux5wj7ki7f
    @user-ux5wj7ki7f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    hes so badass

  • @livm9306
    @livm9306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn I totally did not realize how much I like Alex until this

  • @number1troller
    @number1troller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex and Tyler anddd clay deserve the world fr

  • @Birdmab
    @Birdmab 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best thing I’ve seen in awhile. LOVE Alex’s quick wit😂😂

  • @naeskifatd1ck
    @naeskifatd1ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he's my favorite

  • @octoberboiy
    @octoberboiy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when called Clay a skinny dad kid. I died laughing.

  • @satan9734
    @satan9734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alex had anger issues but on the outside he's so innocent and cute.

  • @jadeambros
    @jadeambros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *Screaming
    I AM CALM

  • @Specsandstories
    @Specsandstories 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ive always loved his honesty

  • @lckcyy
    @lckcyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love alex

  • @luvvgrande8450
    @luvvgrande8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:52 “jUsTiN sMeLlS bAd”😭😭💀

  • @Potato_Goblin
    @Potato_Goblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I’ll just wave my cane and cry-”

  • @emilygreenwell8482
    @emilygreenwell8482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:50 omg I died laughing gets me every time

  • @igotaglockinmyrawrie
    @igotaglockinmyrawrie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    living for it

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    after watching pretty much it watch this show for 4 years, I keep forgetting that alex had platinum blond hair

  • @guus5504
    @guus5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:28 best line out of the whole serie.

  • @GarfieldCatty
    @GarfieldCatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we love this man because he is great

  • @lalazoe121
    @lalazoe121 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If i were in "13 reasons why" I'd probably Alex 🤧🥲😅

  • @alanaflynn8878
    @alanaflynn8878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Misread at first as "Alex Standall roasting everyone for being straight for 3 minutes"

  • @flxwercxrpse1871
    @flxwercxrpse1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly alex made me laugh the most lmao

  • @fariyalkhatun3806
    @fariyalkhatun3806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just subscribed your channel! Love your videos. Can you do videos about Alex and Jessica's friendship? I'd like to see one titled *"Alex and Jessica being bestest friends for four seasons straight"*
    Also I saw you are uploading some of Alex's clips. Can you upload the scene in S4 Ep. 8 where Alex and Jessica talk at Monet's about the parents meeting? I can't find it anywhere ugh

  • @djayarobin675
    @djayarobin675 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex: "I AM CALM"
    He says shouting like a fucking psychopath 😂

  • @sm1le355
    @sm1le355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Such a dramatic high school experience xD

  • @GrayAcre
    @GrayAcre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally the only reason I watched all four seasons

  • @sorgii
    @sorgii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Saying leave me alone isn't roasting

  • @user97838
    @user97838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Am I the only one who doesn’t like ppl like Jessica and clay but loves ppl like Alex and Justin-

    • @brodan9029
      @brodan9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How come ya don't like Clay?

    • @Cinia18
      @Cinia18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I felt jessica was so selfish in season 3 and 4!

    • @user97838
      @user97838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cinia18 same

    • @user97838
      @user97838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brodan9029 idk there’s just summin about... that annoys me...

    • @brodan9029
      @brodan9029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user97838 eh

  • @tntbros
    @tntbros 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Clay: Imma let that go cause you're in distress

  • @mr.touchytouchy2247
    @mr.touchytouchy2247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:52 I don't know why but this got me laughing so hard

  • @khiarimclaurin4418
    @khiarimclaurin4418 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alex is my favorite character and a whole mood

  • @emarilynemarura3587
    @emarilynemarura3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy

  • @aadityachavan6836
    @aadityachavan6836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I tried to laugh at the roasts but just watching these clips reminded me of the gravity of the series and how deep it is, just makes it hella hard to even smile

  • @nikolaitesla1856
    @nikolaitesla1856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    bro when alex went after monty in his car i was like oh-

  • @pinkloey6711
    @pinkloey6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he asked Charlie if he is some golden retriever because he just wouldn't let him alone 😂😭😭

  • @dafinacullens9040
    @dafinacullens9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I loved Alex more in season 1 and 2

  • @mutushima1
    @mutushima1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Ima just let that go because your under stress” Damn…

  • @reyesjohannchrissebastianc651
    @reyesjohannchrissebastianc651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alex was OP in season 1, season 2 3 and 4 he's just like Thor in endgame

  • @lyian
    @lyian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE HIM SMMMM

  • @grrrwolfiegang4916
    @grrrwolfiegang4916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn't realize what show this was until I saw Dylan.. I only came for Miles Heizer, okay?

  • @baileyw1618
    @baileyw1618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:39 *flashback to killing bryce
    😂

  • @artemis_173
    @artemis_173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watching the first season again is so weird to me cause everyone had so fcking great character development and then seeing them in s1 again is so funny but also nice. (For example I hated Justin in s1 but he was def one of my faves in s4 )

  • @chickensaresmalldinasours5954
    @chickensaresmalldinasours5954 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this whole show all 4 seasons in 2 days

  • @aaronhernandez7585
    @aaronhernandez7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What are you doing
    Step doggo