Steve: *gets shot by a harpoon and breaks his shins* Phil: *laughs* amazing (3:43-3:48) *body parts everywhere* Phil: 🎶IT’S RAINING MEAT!🎶 (4:58-5:02) Dan: STOP THRUSTING!! (8:47-8:48) Dan: hop over the child and everyt- Phil: *jumps on child and kills him* Dan: NO!!! (11:31-11:34) Dan: now I peacefully *kills people* (13:08-13:09) Dan: just cycle and jump Phil: Okay.... *kills family* (15:21-15:30) Dan: I’m an unstoppable mom! *mom blows up* (17:26-17:29)
Dan and Phil and the only TH-camrs who can genuinely make me laugh out loud. I was literally crying because I was laughing so hard at the "QUIT THRUSTING" part xD
y'all, Imma stop the Yee-ing.... *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* instead :D
Dan and Phil talking about Santa Clause me: Sometimes i dream about being one of the raindeers galloping through the sky with leather straps tying me to my friends mmm yes carrots please
TH-cam WHAT HAPPENED I'VE BEEN WATCHING DAN AND PHIL ALL WEEK WHY WAS I NOT ALERTED I DID NOT GET AN EMAIL NO NOTIFICATIONS THE BELL IS ON PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
Pewdiepie: Nobody playing Happy Wheels in 2017 actually enjoys it Dan and Phil: *upload happy wheel's video* - I typed this comment before getting to the part where they said that ahahaha, such rebels
I've already spent literal weeks watching Felix and Jack play this game. Am I seriously going to waste more time watching Dan and Phil play it? . . . . . Yes, yes I am.
Dan: We should name him! Me: It’s Segway Steve. Dan: How about... Richard Me: I SaiD It’S seGWAY stEVe Phil: Yeah! Me: I T ‘S S E G W A Y S T E V E J E S U S C H R I S T
Before I press play, I hope they take care of Sven and Spencer, Tyler and Josh didn't do a very good job. Also, you must remember to tell him to 'use your glutes'.
For the record, Felix was talking about the youtubers who only play Happy Wheels and have tons of videos on it. He said it was basically soul sucking to play that game for long periods of time and youtubers were faking enjoyment (the whole point of the video). But he did like playing it in the beginning like dan and phil did. He mentions it in his videos a lot actually.
Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot Pilot (Get it? I made a funny.)
Lewlav Abra They are talking about a video that tyler and josh made on the slushieguys youtube channel where they played happy wheels and tyler said "use your glutes"
Oh it's just dan and Phil, I can watch this out loud. "YOU'RE COMBINING INCEST, NECROPHILIA AND CANNIBALISM" "STOP THRUSTING AT YOUR DAD'S TORSO" "OH HE'S FISTING HIM"
I have been watching every DAPG video from oldest to newest in quarantine and legit started tearing up upon realizing this video is part of the beginning of dan embracing the curls.
My mental health has been quite shit lately because I'm moving away from my city and it's very sad and I kind of hate myself but Dan and Phil never fail to make me smile and just me genuinely happy. I don't think I've ever laughed harder than when I laugh while watching Dan and Phil.
"go straight and fast" everything that dan isnt
u win
nice one
THIS IS HIGHLIGHTED M VJEHFOIE
Lumikki
Help, I can't stop laughing.
Lumikki im dying
Dan: "The child isn't dead, jump over the child"
Phil: *Jumps on child*
Dan: ._.) wot i jus say
Omg i was laughing so hard
Phil gets best dad award for sure 👍
Sad Sack AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sad Sack so right
My favorite Dan quote "Everyone's problematic Dad, Felix"
Nah, my favorite is “STOP THRUSTING!!!”
dan: now I peacefully-
*crushes a bunch of people*
omg I was looking for this comment 😂
Well it was peaceful if they didn't scream.
I love how phil just laughs and dan screams.
that's every gaming video they ever made tbh
Lewlav Abra lol true
dan and phil in a nutshell
ItsYaGirl Connie yes
YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis true very true
Did anyone see this?
Dan: "I am your husband"
Dan: *looks at phil for a bit*
Dan: *smiles*
Kawaii Potato YESSSS
Kawaii Potato WHEN WAS THIS?
Dude yes
WHEN WAS THIS
Kawaii Potato WHEN OMG
"We love giving the people what they want" who knew later that year they'd go on tour with that slogan
Your profile pic is adorable :0
YES MATE
i was listening to that part while i was scrolling through their videos and i heard that and said, “WAIT A MINUTE”
"We love giving the people what they want" who knew later that year they'd go on tour with that slogan
who knew they would stop giving us what we want
"Well I thought I was safe, then the falling bicycle killed the child and shot off my arm." - a sentence you will only hear in a Dan and Phil video
sara comerford good try in being positive, but I don’t think their neighbours are ever going to think that it’s at least somewhat normal. 😐
"Everyone's problematic dad" is the best way to describe felix lmaoooo
my thoughts exactly.
"Im a single bachelor and I like it" THE DEATH OF A BACHELORRRR
lpslover30ify OH OH OH LETTIGN THE WATER FALL
Mania Dhillon SEEMS SO FITTING FOR HAPPILY EVER AFTER WHOOO
lpslover30ify HOW COULD I ASK FOR MOOORRE
Mania Dhillon LIFETIME OF LAUGHTER
lpslover30ify at the expense.
dan:''just hop over the child..'' phil: * jumps directly on it* me: * slow claps*
* Slowly claps * 👐👏👐👏👐👏
Same
IT
*I physically died at "STOP THRUSTING!!”*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i could not fucking breath
LPSSugarStudio same...just same
LPSSugarStudio saaaaaame
LPSSugarStudio XD
"Shitting flick nipple" -incredible gaming commentary from Dan Howell 2017
One of my favorite Daniel Howell quotes lol
'' From 'Iamyourhusband' "
Dan * looks at phil *
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY PANCAKES IN PEACE AND YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS
its at 6:36 btw
Thank you for this wonderful comment. I also love your profile pic❤
I'm jealous of your pancakes
Also idk but I see you everywhere
THE VINE SAYS WAFFLES GET IT RIGHT BEEBO
wait wtf I'm Beebo
OH HELL NAW BITCH
Dan: The child is not dead. Jump over the child
Phil: *Jumps on the child*
Lol
mood
@@lovequinnreincarnated same lmao
also,
sign: *don't touch the guillotine*
phil: *touches guillotine*
*Man gets crushed by combine*
Dan: *screams*
Phil: *laughs hysterically* "its raining meat, hallujah its raining meat"
Did they swich?
😂😂😂
forever a moonwaker I think they swiched
Every time I hear Phil singing that instead of meat I hear"its raining me"😂😂😂
Mood 🤣🤣🤣
"straight and fast" two things dan isn't
His hair is the only straight thing about him and even that is naturally curly
Haha
Meme Overlord I was going to comments this😂😂
Meme Overlord I THOUGHT THAT LMAO
Meme Overlord name and profile pick👍👌
"USE YOUR GLUTES" you know that you know what I'm talking about
Tiny Noodle "now that's what I call perseverance."
Tiny Noodle Tyler is bae 😂💗
Tiny Noodle spencer and sven
sven is my spirit animal
YESYESYES
Man gets squished by tractor
Phil: laughs hysterically
Dan: screams
Wait... did they switch bodies or something?
Warriors 4Life XD
Warriors 4Life trueee😂😂
Warriørs 4Life I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING XD
Omg hahah
Really says a lot, doesn't it
Steve: *gets shot by a harpoon and breaks his shins*
Phil: *laughs* amazing (3:43-3:48)
*body parts everywhere*
Phil: 🎶IT’S RAINING MEAT!🎶 (4:58-5:02)
Dan: STOP THRUSTING!! (8:47-8:48)
Dan: hop over the child and everyt-
Phil: *jumps on child and kills him*
Dan: NO!!! (11:31-11:34)
Dan: now I peacefully *kills people* (13:08-13:09)
Dan: just cycle and jump
Phil: Okay.... *kills family* (15:21-15:30)
Dan: I’m an unstoppable mom! *mom blows up* (17:26-17:29)
Maddie Carney
Thx man
Perfect.
Is his name actually Steve or is that a jse thing?
@@jphone6606 it's a jse thing
thank u for this
Dan reading: From "I am your husband"
Dan: immediately looks at Phil
You cheeky lil shit
Laurel Holt time please
Oof
Did you guys update the Sims 4 for the toddler update? Can't wait to see you two struggle to manage a little one.
Nicky lmao
Nicky yes they did, I think the next video is TS4
ya they did, phil spoke abt it in his live stream yesterday he said they change dab into a toddler in it... he said next week i think
Nicky ugh they r so hard to take care of
Nicky I HATE the stinkin toddlers! They are just too much work for me
*Phil:* "I'm a single bachelor and I like it"
*Phil:* **dies in the game**
*Me:* THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR
Emily-Jayne same
Emily-Jayne O o o, letting the water fall. The death of a bachelor , o o o, seems so fitting for DAN AND PHIL OOOO HOW COULD I ASK FOR MORE?
Emily-Jayne it truly is. Wat's ur fav song?
I knew that you were gonna comment that and I didn't even read the whole comment! TTHHEE DDEEAATTHH OOFF AA BBAACCHHEELLOORR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily-Jayne At least I'm not the only one who thought of that 😂
*Everybody's problematic dad, Felix.*
Couldn't agree more, Daniel, couldn't agree more.
Games they should play: octodad, corpse party, who's your daddy, life is strange and an other type of game that can be multiple videos
I hope they start another series
Cara Henderson corpse party would be so good!
Cara Henderson CORPSE PARTY YESSSSS
Cara Henderson OMG CORPSE PART YAAAASSSSS
the amount of jokes Dan would make in " Who's Your Daddy? "
"He's fine. He just can't ever move again."
-Dan 2017
it's stupid full moon I can't breath!!!!
it's stupid full moon because loGiC
If Susan can finish the race with no arms and dead children, I can finish my homework.
same
Did you finish your homework yet?
thewinterizzy im trying to finish mine but this is too distracting lmao
that’s where you’re wrong kiddo
This ain't a scene it's a gah deh ahrs reh
Dan and Phil and the only TH-camrs who can genuinely make me laugh out loud. I was literally crying because I was laughing so hard at the "QUIT THRUSTING" part xD
I just luffed non stop
Me to they are the only people who can make me GENUINELY laugh I rolled of my bad laughing at 4:00 am
*Does anyone else just automatically start smiling when they start watching them?? ☺️💕*
I hope someday I'll make people smile watching my videos ☺️💕😁
Tarabella same ^^
Tarabella YAAASSS!!❤️😂😊
What a happy go lucky comment for this video
Tarabella YES
thank you for bringing a bit of happiness to this terrible day
Emily P same
Emily P Probably just failed my math midterm. Dan and Phil make me forget that happened today.
Emily P Same
Emily P it was a very happy day for me #teamtrump
Abby Inman Gurl No
"Some see a pen, I see a harpoon."
*U S E Y Ø U R G L U T E S*
|-/
but when I see an actual harpoon do you see a pen?
lauren haney Yes
Mariama Sidibe *UsE yOuR gLuTeS |-/*
when you watch jacksepticeye as well as dan and phil:
*SPEEEEEEEED IS KEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!*
exokuza LITERALLY MEEE
SCREW YOU BILLY
Twisted Cookie
Hey that’s my line :(
I'm just here for the tøp references
Also
"C'MON STEVE, YOU DON'T NEED LEGS!!!!!!"
"Is that what Pete Wentz thought when I- oh godsh oh gosh "
i diED ISREUSHURS
CrankThatGerard yeeeeeee
CrankThatGerard YEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hi this is why I have no friends
y'all, Imma stop the Yee-ing.... *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* instead :D
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dan and Phil talking about Santa Clause
me: Sometimes i dream about being one of the raindeers galloping through the sky with leather straps tying me to my friends mmm yes carrots please
reindeers*
reindeer*
... what?
Emery McKee
You poor soul.
REFERENCE
TH-cam
WHAT HAPPENED
I'VE BEEN WATCHING DAN AND PHIL ALL WEEK
WHY WAS I NOT ALERTED
I DID NOT GET AN EMAIL
NO NOTIFICATIONS
THE BELL IS ON
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER
Nelia Libago IKR!!??
Nelia Libago SAME
Nelia Libago same!!!
Nelia Libago SAME THOUGH LIKE WHAT THE SHIT
Same
There are so many TØP references in this, especially to the time TØP themselves played this game, that it hurts
yes, i miss them
*USE YOUR GLUTES!!!!!*
HIATUS AHHHHU
Tøp trash ahhh yes tøp
USE YOUR GLUTES
Pewdiepie: Nobody playing Happy Wheels in 2017 actually enjoys it
Dan and Phil: *upload happy wheel's video*
- I typed this comment before getting to the part where they said that ahahaha, such rebels
I know that's what happened? 😂
This is exactly why I love them
I've already spent literal weeks watching Felix and Jack play this game. Am I seriously going to waste more time watching Dan and Phil play it? . . . . . Yes, yes I am.
same
Always a Fangirl suga wyd
ARMY
Dont forget Tyler and Josh
Dan: you dodged the harpoons
Me: SOME SEE A PEN I SEE A HARPOON
CRYBABY |-/
CRYBABY that's literally what I thought of when I'm heard him say that... 😂
CRYBABY IM SEEING TØP IN 20 DAYS WHOOOO
I love ur name and profile pic
CRYBABY I SAW THEM TONIGHT IT WAS MAGIC
Dan-How powerful are those man's bloody glutes?
Me- *U S E Y O U R G L U T E S*
(Twenty Øne Piløts reference)
yes
@@zozuken7059 I agree with your username 210%
sICK
yes
Yesss TØP!!
Dan: "How powerful is that man's bloody glutes?!"
Me: "uSe yOuR GLUTES!"
Frens. |-/
TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. |-/
TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. |-/
TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. the very way i responded except i was just aggressively whispering 😂
YESSS
TøpPhandom AtTheOpera. SVEN
USE
YOUR
GLUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEESSSSSS
I love how dan passed all of the courses and Phil just kept crying
*just kept failing
We all know you meant crying 😂
I'm phil
*And now, my little sister calls Dan and Phil "the guys with the fireworks"*
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - and cousin sis calls them "the guys with the hair" 😂
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - 😂
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - lool
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - its in its way to become a gif
- CastielsHoneybeeTit - xD
*PHIL LESTER BE SAVAGE IN THIS VIDEO*
20 minutes of dan and Phil bants are exactly what I need to make me not want to die today
Same 🖤
"Are they ok?" - Josh Dun
Jishwa and Tyjo DUDE YES
Jishwa and Tyjo I WAS THINKING THAT OH MY FUCKING JOSH YES
YES
YES
YES
YEESS
JessiiPlayz25 guys I think we have an addiction
Jishwa and Tyjo love tat part
"Bike rides that are worst for me personally are the ones where there's arrows through my neck."~Josh Dun
Phil: "I am a single bachelor"
* character dies *
Me: "The death of a bachelor ooooohh oh oh"
Sabrina Dunseph YASSS
Sabrina Dunseph yaaaaasssss
yeesss
XD love the username too!
I actually did that
*_welcome to 2k17_*
it's the first day of 2018
Nearly 2019
2019
I liked this thinking it was still 2018 it's now 2019.....
*_AS IT'S 2019 AND I'M SADLY BINGEWATCHING ON HIATUS_*
2k19
"by iamyourhusband" *looks at phil* ~ dan howell 2k17
maddy godwin I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS
maddy godwin what when was this damnit I missed so much cuz of these bloody earbuds
maddy godwin what time
maddy godwin omg what when
maddy godwin It's at 6:34 for those asking.
If you want to give the people what they want, reunite mcr
STILL TOO BLOODY SOON
Shay Needs A Life it's too good to be true
OOO SHIT TRU AF
Shay Needs A Life YES I NEED TO SEE THEM LOVE 😭
Shay Needs A Life YES!!!
i like how phil can kill himself even in the simplest objective "Oh Just Jump" *goes the wrong way amd dies
I am never riding a segway again
DanAndPhilGAMES WHAT THE FUCK
DanAndPhilGAMES notice me
DanAndPhilGAMES Omg you replyed YAY this made my day considering i had exams XP
DanAndPhilGAMES You shouldn't
Dan: ok there's a man beneath these bricks, don't murder him phil
Phil: *murders the man*
Dan: YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL!
I love Dans laugh! It's the best.
I love how Dan casually claps at Phil's Failure .
Can we please talk about dans shirt?
litrahlee_ yesh
litrahlee_ can we talk about how Dan said 'ball?' Literally what I live for, he is a pile of cuteness.
litrahlee_ I want to buy it omfgksjsbsbsk
spaceukuleles oh hey :D
Yes omg I want it.
i have never laughed so much in my life.
also, tøp fans where you at???
.
Your profile and username are true artwork
I've never laughed so much :D that was awesome I forgot about feeling sick for that 20 minutes and just laughed :)
Same, I love them so much xD
Same but I have a sore throat so I can’t exactly laugh lol
Cassidida same here!!
Cassidida same I felt really nauseous before watching this but this distracted me!
If you get both your arms chopped off finish the obstacle course
- Phil lester 2017
That's kind of poetic if you think about it and don't take it literally.
"STOP THRUSTING AT YOUR DADS TORSO!" -Dan Howell 2017
Katie Haldane what a hypocrite
is it just dad or
*daddy*?
Katie Haldane literally one of the best quotes from Dan.
Cassidia Crazygal AGREED
I did a spit take when he said that, with orange juice while I have a cold.
Dan: We should name him!
Me: It’s Segway Steve.
Dan: How about... Richard
Me: I SaiD It’S seGWAY stEVe
Phil: Yeah!
Me: I T ‘S S E G W A Y
S T E V E J E S U S C H R I S T
*SCREW YOU BILLY!!!*
He is also suicide steve
BOBBY AND BILLY
I believe in Steve.
SPEED IS KEY!
now we need Tyler and Josh and Dan and phil play happy wheels together
Oh god
Teresa Ruiz omg we need this
Teresa Ruiz who's Tyler and josh?
Teresa Ruiz My dream would come true!!!
Teresa Ruiz that would be beautiful
Phil: "It's raining meat, hallelujah"
Dan: "NOBODY ASKED FOR THAT VERSION"
You tryna kill me?!?!? 😂😂😂😂😂
ALL YOU SINNERS STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH!
Panic! At the Twenty One Chemical Phandoms Amazing name!!!
I WATCHED 0:55 LIKE 100 TIMES BECAUSE IT COMES BACK AFTER A JUMPCUT & WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED BUT PHIL IS SMILING SO BIG IT'S ADORABLE
grace Sidney 'we like to come back with a bang'
The Cat's Pyjamas OMG BAHAHA
grace Sidney NAKJSFEUEUEYEJWIOWPPWEHDV I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE EK
grace Sidney they were probably joking about Dan saying "we come back with a bang" but idk and I'm not questioning... just watching gods play games
The Cat's Pyjamas seriously. 😂
Dan: it's all just one giant scream
The king of happy wheels (jacksepticeye) : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Before I press play, I hope they take care of Sven and Spencer, Tyler and Josh didn't do a very good job.
Also, you must remember to tell him to 'use your glutes'.
***** YES
yesss
WhøvianCatLøver I almost squealed when Dan mentioned the power of his glutes, haha
THAT WAS ALL I WAS THINKING ABOUT
WhøvianCatLøver OMG IM DEAD!!! 😂😂😂
|-/
Dan and phil: *playing happy wheels*
Dan: "glutes "
USE YOUR GLUTES
Omg Use your glutes❤️
Yeesss XD
|-/
punk lero me
Same
Dan: "Harpoon"
Me: "TAKE THIS WEAPON, FORGED IN DARKNESS. SOME SEE A PEN, I SEE A HARPOON"
Kobra Kid YEESSS I LOVE YOU
YESS
Kobra Kid YESSS
Kobra Kid YES I THOUGHT EXACTLY THE SAME THING
Kobra Kid Glutes. Spencer and Sven. THE MEMORIES.
5:18 HIS LAUGH IS SO PRECIOUS
And also... Chunklets?
USE YOUR GLUTES!!!....I'll go home now
6:36 I AM SCREAMING DAN WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Zoe Elmer AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA
Zoe Elmer
OMG AHAHAHAHAHA
Zoe Elmer. yay
Zoe Elmer What? its true
Zoe Elmer he SAID I AM YOUR HUSBAND
Dan and Phil sassing Felix is e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. 🤣 (I *REALLY* wanted to say that it filled me with determination but I refrained.)
Oh, plus the fact that they kept up the special names on their channel buttons. YES! I am LIVING! 😍
For the record, Felix was talking about the youtubers who only play Happy Wheels and have tons of videos on it. He said it was basically soul sucking to play that game for long periods of time and youtubers were faking enjoyment (the whole point of the video). But he did like playing it in the beginning like dan and phil did. He mentions it in his videos a lot actually.
*sheds a tear as it's 2018 already*
Now its 2019
2020 M82
sheds a tear as it's 2020 corona time
Bitter Laughs in 2021
2023 is tomorrow...💔
Glutes? Harpoons? Happy Wheels? NASA shirt? Dan and Phil = TØP. Confirmed. |-/
yes.
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
Pilot
(Get it? I made a funny.)
YOU SHOULD PLAY THE SIMS 4! DAB WILL BE A TODDLER!
AmazingBinChild yup
AmazingBinChild they did Phil mentioned it in his liveshow
dab is gonna starve to death if they dont
uSe yOUr gLuTEs
-only tøp fans will get this heheh-
HELP I'M A TØP FAN AND I DON'T GET IT
YøuJustWastedYøurTimeReadingThis 😂 |-/
I get it
FUCK YES
Lewlav Abra They are talking about a video that tyler and josh made on the slushieguys youtube channel where they played happy wheels and tyler said "use your glutes"
they still make me laugh after all these years, i love them so much
Oh it's just dan and Phil, I can watch this out loud.
"YOU'RE COMBINING INCEST, NECROPHILIA AND CANNIBALISM" "STOP THRUSTING AT YOUR DAD'S TORSO" "OH HE'S FISTING HIM"
Riley Costello LMAO
I always wear headphones, then turn it to the lowest volume to still be able to hear, but avoid dan's screaming
I did that too while sitting next to my mum.
Don't forget "NO ONE TOUCHES HER SWEET TEETS APART FROM ME"
me too
Dan's voice saying "Choke me Daddy" will be in my nightmares (jk, dreams - shhhh) for the next millennium 😂
Ella Kezia ;)
dan: how powerful are that man's bloody glutes? me: USE YOUR GLUTES (tøp reference)
I just came from that video lol
shiny9902 AJ this comment section has got me depressed
Haha USE YØUR GLUTES
shiny9902 AJ yesyesyes
AHHHHH THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT IM NOW SOOO HAPPY
i was crying from laughter this entire video ( yes i know it's august 2017 don't judge )
paige fransen SAMEEE
OMG SAME
it’s 2k18 and I literally died
paige fransen January 2018, still going strong
Its april 2018 dont judge
i love how Phil is genuinely surprised that there are Dan and Phil levels... the phandom is everywhere
Hetalia is also everywhere 🙋
Riiny Sann Yeah we are 😏
Feliciana Vargas Yesss 😂😂😂
At the end, all I could think of was, "IM A MOM MAKING A DIFFERENCE!"
Claire Carlton ITS FASTER IF YOU ROLL! 😂
Ahh, I love Brandon Rogers!
I swear they are the only people that can stop my anxiety attacks👍🏻
dil Howlter hello! Have a great day!!
|-/
Jessica S |-/ always😉😂
Honestly same
|-/
I have been watching every DAPG video from oldest to newest in quarantine and legit started tearing up upon realizing this video is part of the beginning of dan embracing the curls.
My mental health has been quite shit lately because I'm moving away from my city and it's very sad and I kind of hate myself but Dan and Phil never fail to make me smile and just me genuinely happy. I don't think I've ever laughed harder than when I laugh while watching Dan and Phil.
Arariel Novak they always make me smile when I'm depressed and sometimes are the only thing I look forward to, so thankful for them
Arariel Novak You need idubbbzTV
abc-x Thank you for this comment. Thank you..
Matthew Santoro just moved from Canada to L.A. you should check him out
They manage to bring smiles to my face no matter how upset I am. Love them both
Who thinks Dan and Phil should play Hello Neighbour??
Leirin Ayume
Yes!!!!!! XD
Some Chair falling from Dan XD
Leirin Ayume literally exactly what I was thinking XD
Leirin Ayume YES!!!
I hope they do it XD
Even Twenty one Pilots beat you to it
FUCK THAT VIDEO IM CRYING
Greysen Walsh yup
Greysen Walsh "you got this Sven... USE YOUR GLUTES"
k i shouted sven when they chose that one
Greysen Walsh yes I wasn't the only one!
Omfg dans laugh keeps me alive😂😂
14:29 DAN RIGHT THERE IS ME AT ALL TIMES. I'M JUST IN A CONSTANT STATE OF THAT.
theACKparade gerard
18:54 AND THAT
BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN IS DAN NOT ME HONESTLY
+g note ofc also your username is how i feel
same ;-)
"how strong are those mans bloody glutes"
do you hear that in the distance??
"use your glUTES"
yEsS
USE YOUR GLUTES - Tyler Joseph
2:48
Dan: "How Strong Are Those Man's Bloody Glutes!?"
Me: *"Use Your Glutes!"*
(Twenty Øne Piløts, Anyone Else 😂?)
i did XD
Servamp Of Sloth YESS
i did lmao
Servamp Of Sloth Yas
Servamp Of Sloth YEEESSS
it’s been 6 years and today i figured out why someone made a game called “dan and phil FRUIT”
there was quite a good "ooh" for Hannah Hoffman at about 13:20 from Phil.
Holly Boreham I need to see this happen xx
Holly Boreham YESI FUCKIBG LOVE HANNAH
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
13:17 more exactly
HANNAH WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE ANIMATE THIS
Dan: How strong are this mans glutes
Me: USE YOUR GLUTES
Anyone? Just me? ok I'll leave😂
LAURA GVNN Ello |-/ 😂👍💕
LAURA GVNN me too😂
LAURA GVNN |-/ 😂
LAURA GVNN I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
LAURA GVNN I WAS LOOKUNG FOR THIS COMMENT
Dan: from i am your husband
Dan looks at phil
i cried
Mariana Sequira at 6.30 ish
Alex Fierro!
don't cry,
*CRAFT*
@@dannysWiesel thank you, god
DevilHatesMax e
Guys PLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSEEEEE play more happy wheels. This os one of your funniest videos ever and I love it!
"I am your husband" -looking at phil-
is nobody gonna mention that? XD
Zahid VN WHEN?!
Zahid VN
I needed someone to mention that
Kezia Fluff 6:36
THanK yOu!!! XD
Zahid VN No I saw like 2 other people say it lol
dan's giggle at 5:18 is my religion
AHAHHAHA
phil's dab we gonna talk about his full blown scream at 11:32 that's the loudest I've ever heard hom
that was more like a cackle than a giggle xD
he literally witch cackled 😭😭
They play Happy Wheels, Phil is wearing the NASA shirt, they mention glutes and harpoons.
Clique, anybody?
Pøwer tø the fairly løcal dreamer I WAS SCREAMING WHEN THEY SAID HE HAS STRONG GLUTES.. CLIQUE CONFIRMED??😂
Power to the fairly local dreamer. USE YOUR GLUTES
Power to the fairly local dreamer. I CRIED QHEN THEY SAID GLUTES
Harpoons, Harpoons, they're better than spoons... no? just me..?
Power to the fairly local dreamer. AYE |-/
6:36
dan: from i am your husband **immediately looks at phil and smiles**
phil: nice