genius inventions but they’re actually really dumb
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
- reacting to super wow cool inventions that you wouldn't believe
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Will: sees a bunch of things that can do complex rhythms and patterns “what is that gonna do for technology”
Also Will: “WOAH SHARKS ON THE WALL”
Lol now there's a reply
Lmao
That is the best reaction of a reaction video your gonna get nowadays
“you’ve wasted my time. you’ve wasted your time and you’re getting a zero” that brought back memories of my english teacher
Lol
:c
WillNE: It’s cool, but it’s absolutely pointless, 2
Also WillNE: It’s pointless but it’s kinda cool, so 6
and the lego mower gets a 10 bc he doesnt know how it wokrs
@Jack I-
What?
Chicken: has a hole in it because its insides were pulled out
Will: iS tHeIr AsShOlEs ThAt BiG
lily batt You know he couldn’t get Count Calorie himself, Faticado’s, bu55y out of his head looking into that abyss of an assh0Ie.
@@ThomasinaJefferson-ke7xs please delete your account at once and send me the money I require for therapy.
I died when I heard him ask that😂😂😂😂 loosing it
I’m ded 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
*Machine draws cool circles*
Will: “It looks nice but what’s the point” - Doesn’t even rate it
*Man drops ring*
Will:”WOAH THAT’S CLASS! GIVE THAT AN 8”
HAHA, WHAT A FUNNY ORIGINAL JOKE...
It wasn't even a invention it was a magic trick
It’s not even an invention it’s a magnet
think he just doesn't like machines init
Witchcraft
Will: sees any art ever “doesn’t do anything useful. Pointless. That’s a 0”
Also Will: sees a 15cm Lego model “WOW doesn’t do anything but it’s a 10 from me”
This was a rollercoaster of a video
For real lol
Facts
It's even easy to figure were the grass goes, that makes it funnier
Will: sees a a couple Lego treadmills, “ ITS A 10 !” Also will: sees anything that took years to research and make “ that’s absolutely rubbish!”
Aye because the Lego stuff isn’t the crowning achievement of someone’s life innit
Is he wrong though.
They made the omnidirectional treadmill look useless, but it lets you walk in VR, there is a VR headset on the top right, lmao
as someone who just got a VR headset a few weeks ago, i would love an omni directional treadmill, it would be so much better than my guardian boundary glitching and walking into my wall
Ready Player One bout to be a real thing.
@@venomdisease7117 lmao
Ciaran really went all out on the editing, give him a raise will
Can’t spell though 😂
Yes but he made ONE fatal mistake: he didn't correct Will when he called a ? Block a Wumpa Box from Crash Bandicoot
Yeah give him a raise from nout to 10p a vid
@@ashwinravishankar9078 No Ciaran can't spell
Snakebaby?
will: “but what’s the point in that, what’s that gonna do”
also will: (sees green sharks)
*THATS A 9 THAT*
I genuinely thought that was 24 years ago
Ian Yap who said it wasn’t?
@@imacarguy4544 ah yes my message I haven't seen in 24 years ago
rmigueltt will is a goblin confirmed
Ian Yap same 😂
"I feel mugged off because It's making me want something"
Isn't that the point of an ad?
Will: No points from me if it doesn't have a purpose
Also Will: WOAH SHARKS!!!
will: this serves no purpose I'll give it a 2
will 1 minute later: I really like these light up sharks! Look at its mouth! I'll give it a 9
The sharks arnt even invented. I bought a pair of Christmas ones from a Garden centre once. There cheap.
he doesn't know shit he always gives bad rating on the genius inventions and good rating at stupid shit for example the necklace thing like really??
R wow you must be a very small child be because you haven’t developed a ✨sense of humour✨ yet.
Lydia Alice youve got a step chicken profile picture your sense of humour can’t be that good
@@lydia1630 humour is subjective
Genuine good creation. Will-"has no purpose". Also will "wow cool sharks 9"
As he said with that cave thingy “pointless, but it’s class!” Sharks are pretty dang class
Will: Here is something that can mimic human movement "how is that useful"
Also will: Ring on a chain?? "You've done something there! I'll give it a 9"
Guy spends months engineering a new form of cycling: willne whats the point
Guy has some light up sharks: willne I liKE tHaT
Tbh though that bike would get you winded in 3 minutes
Nothing activates my fight or flight more than Willne saying the question mark box is from crash bandicoot
They are in crash bandicoot
Lightning yeah but not from it
@@astirwirble4317 Question marks are trademark protected by Nintendo Ltd.
I was like wtf
Genuinely, surprised that this wasn't a Five Minutes Crafts video.
It's Five Minute CRAFTS not Five Minute Inventions
t r o o m t r o o m
Why would you sub to that channel
Hi tom
@@willwill156 Hello
"I like science but let's use it for useful things, not pictures"
Whoever came up with xrays, Mris, and 3d printing: 👁👄👁
All of those are useful
@@seb3398 but they’re used for pictures
Will: sees something demonstrating physics “useless, you waisted your time!” Also will: “wow the ball stays in the water!”
Someone: has a passion and enjoys making things
Will: that’s absolutely stupid and a waste of time, why’d you even do that?
72
DarkLaser72 same
“What have you contributed to the world there 2” “SHARKS 9” 😂
Yeah that's basically what commentary channels are
I really hated this video because if that, he's just being a wanker to innocent people
Will on every cool invention: What has that contributed to the world?
Will on light up sharks that use 70+ year old technology: That's class, I like that
will: *finds an exoskeleton that looks awesome and looks like it took years* meh it's okay
also will: *finds some small paper towel that turns into soap* tHaTs cLasS
It’s funny that he said Thomas Edison was fuming because someone stole the idea for a light when Thomas Edison also stole the idea for the light...just sayin
So when’s the “I made an ASMR channel and nobody knew ft. Pyrocynical and ciarán” vid?
Thanks for asking Obama very cool
@@alanriley26 smh get it right lmao
Soon hopefully
My WhatsApp profile was an obama pyrimid pic as well
What’s it’s called?
Willne: First we are going to start with my favourite invention
Me: Wills costumes!
Will: PAnTs
He said pants
🌱
i’m so annoyed he said pants and not trousers
@@kaitlynne2563 who says trousers thats long
@@Fattipotato79 People who are from England as that is what they are called. Pants go under trousers.
Will: sees a power up block from Mario “oH mY gOd, cRaSH bAnDiCOoT”
It’s a question mark block
@@Sedwards3795 from mario
@Fire Sin for mario
@@elhomo6406 when mario
@@datjap8883 how mario
WillNE: UFC for transformers
Me: Real Steel
'Genius Invemtions'
Alternative title: 17 minutes of Will having mood changes while watching and rating a compilation of pointless crap that you could easily use without.
Why does everything have to be useful? Can't we just have things that look cool? We could live in a fucking block for all we care but no we live in a nice looking house, which is what we do
@@robletch123 no
@@robletch123 Waa waa
@@irogen2 oh stfu
Starmaster7826 What do we do?
Willne: that serves no purpose, it is useless
Also wilne when he sees a useless chain and hoop: OMG INVENTION OF THE YEAR
yeah will's scale is hecced up
Me: oh that looks pretty fun-
Will: it sucks
Me: *it sucks*
The “floating phone one” mark rober and his friend de bunked it if anyone thinks it is real
How dare you not know who captain disillusion is
@@BlenderFucker_ lol
Person: *Exists*
Will: "Not a fan, 3/10"
"What purpose does it have? None."
if u were rating me and gave me that score, you are just being g e n e r o u s
I want to like this but it has 420 likes...
ActionOnTheEnvironment Stfu
Will: how does that tap work??
Internet: it's just a plastic tube holding it up.
Will: but what's holding it up though?
...
9:05 “why don’t people take these to, like, war” lmao 😂 💀
Willne in this video is basically my teacher marking my test “you’ve wasted my time and you’ve wasted your time”
Will: impressed more by a chain on a stick and ring trick than a high tech moving advertising screen...
*I can't tell if his standards are too low or just too high*
Both
Huge exoskeleton that’s basically one of the suits from Anthem: 4
Paper that becomes a soap: wooooah 8
Soap paper could save millions of lives in poorer countries
@@haroldinho9930 like Will was thinking of that
Yeah, but it looked cool so he liked it
The big ass robot looked cool
dont forget the GREEN SHARKS WITH A COOL MOUTH: 9
1:22 that edit *blew* me away
6:47 can you imagine being guilty something even mildly bad and walking past that thing?
I'm starting to think that Will just really hates art
No, he hates *bad* art
Well no sh1t sherlock
@@Holly123-i3b and good art!
@@nilen only modern art
@@nilen only modern art
Why wouldn't someone who spent hours making these "inventions" want a random square headed person on social media to judge how satisfied it was.
Ik right
Lmao
"It'
LMFAOOO "IT" U3RU3H2RI27HFUVNF
Cuz it’s his job mate
will, i know this is an old video but i wanted to thank you from the bottom of my heart. i live in poverty and when this video was released i was living in a trailer. when i watched this, i was introduced to the counter top dishwasher and i decided to save up and buy one and it's been legitimately life changing. it works perfectly and helps immensely as it has room for quite a bit of dishes. thank you ❤
I deadass just woke up from a dream where I took WillNE on a date and carried him bridal style into a pub. Quarantine is getting to me
Will: this water reflection is pointless!
also will: SLIGHTLY MOVING SHARKS
"It looks nice but its pointless" is the new "it's cool, but it's not satisfying"
Will: A pool that copies your movement? Trash
Also will: Shark on wall 😮
"what's the purpose of this rotating sun?"
literally next clip of ball floating above water:
"oh my god I love that"
9:21 “ufc for transformers” is literally the movie ‘real steel’ would recommend 10/10
Yes
no
maybe?
Will: “I am a fan”
Ciaran: so you have chosen... rotation
Random inventor: *makes a omnidirectional treadmill from ready player one putting us a step closer to a true virtual age*
WillNE: ...
Man with ball on a tap: *exists*
WillNE: AYyyyYYy SiCK 0ne Lad
This is proof guys have a time of the month. Wills raging at everything.
Will when there is a moving wall: useless, bad
Will when he sees a faucet held up by a plastic pipe: great, Genius
Are faucets and taps the same thing?
TP1303 05 I’m not totally sure it might be a dialect thing in the us we say faucet but elsewhere they might say tap
I'm so happy you choose Ciaran please never get rid off him
Van gough:draws a famous painting
Will:its nice but have you achieved anything?
The only thing I've learnt from this video is how easily amused will is
Will and James need to react to Hell's kitchen man. Its way better than kitchen nightmares tho 😂😂
Sadly I would have to disagree sir
R sadly I have to agree sir
Wouldn't that get demontised or they'd have to censor it, which takes the fun out of hells kitchen
Hassaan Sadly I would have to agree sir
Amy’s baking company is the definitive episode of kitchen nightmares and if any part of it is seen by the boys, I’ll be happy
Title: *genius inventions*
Will: “THATS NOT GENIUS”
Title had " "
you ever heard of sarcasm?
Yeah but that don’t the likes lmao
Will: "NOW THAT IS CLASS!"
Me: "No that there is soap."
Imagine the people who worked weeks/months to make these art/satisfying looking inventions watching this vid and getting roasted by Will XD
WillNE: "What have you contributed to the world there...nothing"
WillNE: *Watches other peoples videos and makes some jokes for a living*
@prende 87 unless it's shite videos like this
@@robletch123 u watched it mate
@Logan Cooper in fairness they didn’t know it would’ve been shit if they didn’t watch it, so that’s not exactly a good point.
@@robletch123 this isn't shite tho lol
@@jb_4563 don't lie to yourself.
something really high tech that probably costs a lot of money and time:
will: not inventive enough
light up sharks:
will: that's CLASS
Will: aaaah the question box from crash bandicoot
Sad mario kart sounds
I love how he rates soap 2x higher than a mech suit
Imagine spending years on a project and you get a 0 from some youtuber while a Lego lawnmower gets 10
Will still has not told us the backstory of asmrchebs 😭😭
0:15
Will: these pants
Me: youre british
Around 7 minute mark the flying phone came up.
Wait
Flying phone?
That rings a bell...
Hey Mark, do you know where that’s from?
No?
It’s a mystery...
will: being confused over floating tap
designer: you fool you fell victim to one of the classic plunders.
More like classic PLUMBERS amirite??😎
*blunders
13:51, you might need to tell Ciaran that that is not how you spell, “efficient”
thought it was just me 😢
“Caught a child predator” you should’ve put me into your near death experience compilation coz I almost died or laughter
7:36 - I have somthing like this, it's a bunch of small floating lights (you can turn them on and off) in a rectangular topless glass jar thingy, and when you go closer to it, it looks like it's never ending and it's pretty cool, and I honestly think it looks pretty
I can’t lie I’d love to see Will try make a genius invention would be hilarious lol
Would just be the bottoms tho 🤣🤣
Got the right sized head for it
9:08 imagine spending years and years making this and it gets put in a compilation with a fancy light and some clocks
will: we should probably cut that
ciaran: *n o*
I like how he says these amazing inventions that people have spent years of their lives on are pointless but then hes in absolute awe at this light up shark.
'officiant - a person, typically a priest or minister, who performs a religious service or ceremony' Nice one mate 😂
I’m glad someone else caught this😂😂😂
6:22 is basically the microbots that Hiro Hamada invented in big hero six but just not as cool or real
that’s what i was thinking 😳
5:17 the new venom looks good
The little ball thing at 16:23 made me go “hehe it waddles”
Art/drawing: *exists*
Will: But WHAT is the point tho
Sees artist that makes mechanical stuff Will: YOU STUPID MIDDLE AGED MAN Love it 🤣
WillNE: hates anything that doesn't have an objective purpose
Also WillNE: makes TH-cam videos for a living
Will's childlike wonder at the dumbest things is actually kinda nice to witness ngl something v sweet about it
"those sharks are class"
"It's the alphabet what have you contributed to society"
“Wireless water” aahahahah
a lot of 'useless' inventions are actually really important as they can lead to breakthroughs and using the skills and things you invented to make something more 'useful'. you learn from experimenting and experience
Will: this has no use 3 1/2
Also will : oh wire pen woooooo 10
Will: that's cool but it has no purpose. It gets a 2
Also will: that also has no purpose but it's cool so 10
“RIGHT HELLO” -it never gets old
Will seeing a robot: I will give it a 2
Will seeing paper soap: That obviously needs an 8
16:43
Will:
“Its just coloured water”
Me:
“Thats my entire fucking childhood!”
7:31 wheels would make the glass slide off the wheels themselves. these let the glass stay in the same place on the triangles
This video is giving me PTSD from when Alex‘s laptop got smashed
The two lines that left me howling through this (despite being severe depressed, thanks will you brightened my day)
Was “here’s a child predator we’ve put him in here now he cannot catch them”
And “there’s a brick, BRICK ON WALL”
Petition for Will to try and make these so he can appreciate them
Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb
Alexander Graham bell invented the telephone
Johannes Gutenberg invented the firet printing press
5:30: I can show letters on a wall
Tesla invented the lightbulb but edison developed it further.
Edison invented nothing
Will: what have you contributed to the world there? Nothing
Also will: shARKS WOW 9/10
Will: *sees mobile printer that could revolutionise white collar work environments*
“Cool it’s a mobile printer, 4!”
Also Will: *couple of light up sharks*
“Smash that golden buzzer”
The electrical conducting paint is just a liquid with graphite mixed in it, you could do the same with a thick pencil line