How To Hide Whiskey From Your Wife
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- Hiding Whiskey From Your Wife might not sound ideal....or like a fantastic idea....but it might become essential while succeeding in the sport of Whiskey Collecting!
Enjoy! And Don't Take This Advice Seriously....unless you like Half of What you have now....and seeing your children WAY less.
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Lol lol lol 😆 🤣 😂 😅
My wife is awesome by the way. Honestly, she is super cool
The key is to have so many bottles that adding more bottles isn't even noticeable
Getting there is the hard part!
After 100 bottles you kind of just quit counting. Lol
True statement
My wife can’t track past 30 bottles, though she herself drinks a bottle per week. I just make sure she always has her favorite $30-50 bottles available.
@@Oooooo-xi2mx you're lucky, my wife's favorite bottles tend to be the pricier ones. However, in the long run that price is cheaper than not having them.
“Whiskey - Super Expensive Baseball Cards That Make You Drunk” 🤣
I loved that line too.
Hunting for the autographed jersey card
My wife walked up to me while I was watching this video, she asked what I was watching. I told her it was a guy explaining the difference 1966 and 1967 mustangs. She hates old car stuff. Im smoother than creamy PB. Also I have a deal with her, she buys a bottle of wine I get a bottle of whiskey. She buys a $10 bottle of Barefoot, i buy a $200 bottle of Fourgate. Fair is fair.
Sounds more than fair to me! PS I'm glad they fixed the Grille in '67
Barefoot? 🤦🏻♂️
Reminds me of a local gun store. For 5 bucks extra when you buy a new piece, that will leave you a voice message that you won the raffle for a free gun. True story. Also knew of a guitar shop that would do the same.
Only on this channel will you hear the words vagina hair and not even bat an eye because it makes perfect sense
Hahaha 🤣😂 I miss you man!
As a now divorced
woman I no longer have to hide my bourbon, shoes or handbags from anyone. But here's a few tips for ya.
I hid a shit ton of bourbon in my storage closet in the basement. Put it behind some old paint cans. Hid some in the kids closet. The linen closet on the bottom under the just for looking at towels and sheets and in the camping trip cooler when it was winter. I was better at hiding bourbon than he was at cheating. Lol
🤣😂🤣 This literally hits home for everyone lol. Glad you don't have to hide your favorite things anymore!
My kinda gal right there!
In the kids closet. Lol. You’re the shit.
"I was better at hiding bourbon than he was at cheating." this needs to be on a t-shirt
We all need friends like Matt, Cline and Dan to cover us.
The best part is, they had no idea they were covering for me!
ADHD Whiskey that’s my point! You don’t even have to say it
This is too funny. Only one you forgot that I use sometime is... you get home with 2-3 bottle and the wife is like "what in the world? More bourbon? Seriously?" and I'm like " Babe calm down, I'm just a generous guy and these are for a couple associates at work." so then she says something like " Oh ok, that is so nice of you. I was worried you got more for yourself." Then just slip them to the back of the shelf after a couple days and you are good to go. Best part she thinks you are a nice guy and you get new Bourbon! WIN WIN! Really works well during the holiday months.
Really enjoyed this video. Keep up the good work!
I literally edited this EXACT scenario out of the video hahahaha
ADHD Whiskey one favorite go to moves.lol
Why am I finding this 2 years later? No fireplace? No "brick" wall? A GREY chair!?!?! My how ADHD has grown....and his sarcasm has always been top tier
I got whiskey in my basement, living room, and kitchen. But what she doesn’t know is that my good stuff is kept in the kids toy chests 👍
Haha! Solid hiding place!
I have guns in all those places except kids toy chest. The bourbon goes in the gun safe
🤣 might try this!
No wonder the kids sleep thru the night...they love their toy box
😂 Loved it! My wife never harasses me about buying bourbon, but I always feel like I need to "not tell her when I buy another bottle". Bottles hidden everywhere cause the shelf is full.😂 I was going to show the wife this video because she would get a chuckle out of it. BUT, then I was like "Nope!" Don't give her any ideas. Best non- bourbon bourbon video ever!
Yeah....probably don't give her ideas haha
I work at a liquor store and we have this guy out of state who purchase from us… but he does not want his wife to find out about his purchases, so he mails us checks and we send the booze to his work. Always good for a chuckle.
Love it!! He should get money orders instead....just to be safe
This video will more than likely be marked "Exhibit A" in your murder trial
Nailed it Brandon!!!
Ya'll are witnesses!!!
super expensive baseball cards that get you drunk is the quote of the video
I made a trip to the bank.... then took a detour to the liquor store... walked out with an OF 1920, Four Roses Single Barrel, and a Redbreast 12... So the wife asked what was taking so long.. I said I made a detour.... So then she asks me "how many bottles of bourbon did you buy?" I said two.
Nailed it!!
100% honest. You're a good catch, sir.
This is the first of the divorce series videos!
Bahahahaha BUSTED!
It clearly states NO WIVES ALLOWED!
😂😂😂
The back of my guitar amp with a built in speaker and open back is a nice hiding place. I had two Larceny BP C921s in there for a while before I was able to make room for one in my cabinet. I've got an Early Times BiB stowed away in a box of several hundred CDs and up until tonight there was a JDSBBP in the garage, but now it's safe in the cabinet 😆🤫
I find this to be more amusing than most of the guys do. Because, I'm SINGLE! Hahaha.
You found the cheat code, Patrick
Came here after the part 3 😂. Got some good friends there 😂
Its tough to explain spending money on an expensive bottle when the wife drinks boxed wine
Just buy boxed bourbon and pretend like the box makes it cheaper
Hilarious! This is the only whiskey channel that provides practical and useful information!
Other good spots: up in the attic, spare tire well in trunk
Also, try to pay cash. We have a liquor chain in TX that gives you a 5% discount to pay in cash.
Solid Advice! Thanks for watching Ray!
And it’s probably all married or broke-ass dudes who take advantage of that.
The best so far! 😂 My wife’s still rolling over Old Grandcock. I think you might have a niche as a marriage counselor.
I can't believe how relatable this is to me... I do most of these things to my girlfriend about my whiskey. Hiding backup bottles in old backpacks in the closet until the one on the shelf runs out, then put the new one in the back. I say, "Oh, yeah that was on sale for like $17 so I got it" as I point to a bottle of Knob Creek SiB. And of course "yeah I had some cash laying around that I never use".
This is perfect and oh so true! My bottle collection has been put 5 deep on shelves of an IKEA cabinet with solid doors. Unfortunately I am starting to run out of space.
Time to utilize the minivans stow and go system!
@@ADHDWhiskey I wish I could use car or garage but it gets too hot and I'd hate to ruin Whiskey
Oh yeah...gotta wait until November for that
THIS WAS THE BEST!! Thank you so much for laughs and good times! Cheers!
Haha, glad you enjoyed it Rogi!!
The way I solved this was by creating a Pinterest worthy wall in my basement with shiplap and industrial pipe shelves and a design approved by the wife. She still couldn’t believe I filled 14 shelves 😬
I find the best way is to just never question her amazon purchases. We both turn a blind eye and the only ones who suffer are our creditors.
Haha! You can both agree that creditors cannot call after 9pm! (Don't ask me how I know)
Ooh my god, that is friggin hilarious!! Hey buddy Imight need to call you sometime, if I do you know what to say.🤣🤣🤣
You got it! 🤣🤣
LMAO, you earned another sub with this one! I tend to go with the so many bottles the wife doesn't notice any new ones approach, but I feel like I could use a buddy named Dan.
Don’t know why this came back up in my feed… But it was so much fun watching this one again!! What a fantastic job, Matt!!! Hope this reaches you well!
I’m glad I’m the wife who enjoys and buys just as much as my husband 😂. This was hysterical!
You deserve an A+
Sounds fun to share something in common bourbon is a beautiful desert in life
Just started watching ADHD Whiskey recently after finding out from the Bourbon Junkies. This video is amazing and this Matt makes great content.
New to the channel. "Boom!, no nuts...divorce court" Keep doing what you're doing brother. This page is GOLDEN
Haha, thank you so much and thank you for watching!!
Totally done the bottle gift thing. I have amazing clients that buy bottles for me but as you said not all of them are from them lol…. This wicked bourbon world LOL
Thanks for sending me bottles, Matt!!!
My wife, a scientist, has an eagle eye. She can walk into the front door and spot a "new" bottle from across the room and ask about it. Fortunately, she mostly supports my "collecting" and even buys for me sometimes. (Not cigars though!). It helps that SHE has a mostly full 175 bottle wine fridge!
That would help a ton! Haha
Probably the best youtube video I have ever watched!
Here's how I built a "where did all these bottles come from" area. I threw a whiskey tasting party where I said I was going to provide 4 bourbons. My friends each brought a bottle which they generously left at my house. That was now a instant shelf full of 10 bottles. When one goes low or empty, replace it immediately from ur hidden stash n move it to the back. Shhblamsky
That is an awesome idea!
Thankfully my wife never bats an eye when I bring home a new bottle, and I keep my mouth shut when she drops 2k on a new purse. It is what it is, or so they say...
Yeah, lol. Gotta do what ya gotta do
That is some funny shit. I do the same thing with tequila. The only problem with tequila, is the bottles are so much prettier, so she recognizes them quicker, and it makes it harder to find. You hit home, on so many different points, I was laughing my ass off.
Great video. It does help to have a large basement full of boxes and spider crickets. My wife never ventures down there ....
I know this was 3 years ago, but this is gold! Thank you Matt that is so funny!
Part 2 should be: "How to create a separate checking account and move funds from the new account w/out the wife knowing."
Mark! Not a bad idea! Haha
The one trick I play is talking my wife into using the empty bottles as decorations. She paints them, ties ribbons around them, etc... It’s the one time that Pinterest hasn’t totally f**ked me in the ass with stupid projects!
Pintrest still exists?? I hope my wife doesn't get sick of tik tok and find out
I watched Part 2, laughed a lot, then found this. Again, thanks, Matt!🤣
By the way, many methods, including gaslighting and denial, apply equally to any addictive purchasing.
I was going to play this for the wife but confirming all the cash back trickerishness from the grocery store visits and the duplicate bottle slide behind..is hitting too close to home. Watch history deleted but thumbs up! Would watch again.
Lol lol that is hilarious
@@ADHDWhiskey the wife is also an RN so you know while I try to get her to giggle about your awesome video. The reality is her fists would be balled up as she sits in silent anger.
Excellent advice my friend. You are like the dr phil of bourbon. Dr matt . "Super expensive baseball cards that get you drunk" best line ever .
Its pretty accurate too mmmmmkay
This has become, by far, the most important video in all of WhiskeyTube!
I don't know about that...but pretty important
I have been married for 10 years. Young dudes.....listen carefully to this gent. His advice is priceless!
Lie lie lie? 😂🤣
That was hilarious. Your videos are getting better! Keep it up Matt!
Thanks Justin!
got a stomach cramp from laughing at this. thanks for the knowledge and for the cramp
The way I used to hide whiskey from Kira (my wife) was by creating an ever present & highly visible distraction: boxes of la croix in the frig and multiple bottles of vodka next to the fridge. That is, until she suddenly started loving bourbons & ryes 2 years ago. And that metamorphosis - my caterpillar wife into a highly inebriated butterfly - has led to my currently failing attempts to start my channel, 'Shelf Turds.'
The more bottles you have to drink from the less bottles thrown outside bourbon is healthy healing and fun I’m 70 years old enjoying living and late night drinking with Matt
If you're ever in my house, don't open the closet next to the front door. That old golf bag in there? Packed with bourbon. Those sport coats you see hanging up that I haven't worn since the Steelers won Super Bowl X? Lined with bourbon
I have watched most of your videos. Comedic genius! You are hilarious man! You give great tasting notes while keeping me entertained throughout! Great job keep up the good work!
Thanks so much, Joshua! I just enjoy the heck out of making these things
I’m addicted To Matt🤪
I'm a bit late on viewing this video. Loved it. Couldn't stop laughing. Quietly of course. Didnt want the wife to hear, lol. Now I have to find a place to hide this bottle since the shelves are full.
When you said Craig; I was like, “ why did you have to call me out like that.” 🤣😂🥃🤣👍🏽🥃
Shared this with the Whiskey Tribe... lol
Enlightening. Why I have I not known about this channel till now.
Thanks Matt for the wonderful selection of bourbons you sent me. ;) You're the best! In another stroke of luck, I won a bunch more bottles in a lottery the next day! Sure the tickets cost something, it was only $1000 but it was to buy sunscreen for hairless cats. Who can argue with that expenditure...
Anytime! Hope you enjoy them!!!
This might be the best video Ive ever seen 😂😂
I've been meaning to make it for so long! Glad you liked it!
ADHD Whiskey I’m for sure showing the video when she gets home lol. I got lucky, I broke her expectations on pricing by only talking about secondary BTAC and Pappy so when I say I bought a 1.75 Eagle Rare for $90 she gets excited and says good job lol
Too late. I needed this about 2 years ago :)
Uh oh! 😬😬
My wife does this with books. She’s a bookaholic. I have whiskey in 5 different places around the house. If she asks, I ask her about her books. 😂
Lol I thought you were going to say you had whiskey in 5 different books 🤣🤣
I feel you my man. My wife is a book collector as well. Our entire house, top to bottom with bookshelves full of books. We might as well be a public library. 🤣 thats probably why she hasn't complained about my bourbon collection.
You have to let her find some bottles so she thinks you’re a bad hider thus she’ll never look in the truly great hiding places because she’ll think they don’t exist. And that’s where the really expensive bottles are hidden.
Super....super smart!
I can’t believe I’m just now finding this video as it’s 3 am and I’m quietly pouring a little taster from my secret stash! I mean what is she, Hitler?! A 10/10 video! Hilarious
Thank you!!
The one down vote must’ve been from my wife.
Let her know she made me cry
ADHD Whiskey hahahahah.
Love this!
My new favorite word is “Schlang” :)
My new favorite excuse for why the grocery bill is so high- “the price of Skittles went up”
YOU, sir, are a genius
Mine found my stash of 4 bottles of weller 12 and asked why I needed them. I responded that it was an investment and they worth more than I paid for them. Thought I had it covered until she asked who I was gonna sell them to, the wrong response was “oh I’m not going to sell them, I’m just saving them”
Ugh! Why the follow up questions!?
I have to hide whisky to stop Deepa getting to it first :-)
Haha this is great! It's my birthday in 11 days so for the next week for every bottle I buy, I'm just gonna say "this can be my birthday present"
Love that one!! That could work all year!
@@ADHDWhiskey yeah you can use the Christmas present for part of the year and birthday for the other part of the year! Haha :) excited to watch your live tonight. I'm rooting for you!
Thanks Shayla!
PREACH BROTHER! this episode is genius
Haha thank you Steve!
As someone with Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry, and a Bourbon lover, I say we cannot afford to have a Hitler negatively affecting our whiskey purchases!
I've used that $20 cash back trick a few times! Damn Skittles' prices are getting out of control.
Wild Berry is WILD!!
Great stuff Matt!!! Your buddies had your back. 😂😂😂
They are the best!
Came here from a whiskey war and it did not disappoint. Laughed my ass off qnd subscribed
Awesome, Eric! Thank you!
Too funny! After seeing some your hiding places I assumed you had no children in the house...but then I saw the rain boots! Hahahahah!
This is the first video of yours I’ve seen and I didn’t even make it halfway through before I had to subscribe. Loved it
Thanks so much!! That is awesome to hear!
You're as good at improv as Robin Williams! Lol
I love and miss that guy
Tune in next week to learn how to find a girl who loves whiskey that should be your wife!
They can't all be PERFECT
My wife enjoys whiskey BUT she thinks a decent collection is excessive and "makes me look like an alcoholic"
@@whiskeytime9702 just tell her that I have a shit ton and you can't let some little bitch beat you
Currently offering fake mailing labels for your fake gift bottles gentlemen I will even include a alibi for your bottles. This combo package is yours for only 20 bucks. Limited time offer some restrictions apply
@@whiskeytime9702 Dude. Then drink more, that way there won’t be as much.
Always remember...... Its easier to ask for forgiveness than permission! Lol. It's worth getting bitched at that's for sure. Oh, you always have the "honey a distillery sent it to me" winner winner chicken dinner. Yep, having the wife enjoy it too helps. Never try to compare what you do to what she does, not an even playing field, lol. These are things I've heard, lol....
Yeah....the advice I give is terrible...and I hope that is very clear lol
Well.....my wife has lots of wine so, there’s no room for arguments 😎
I was laughing the entire time. It's so true! I guess the trick is to marry a woman who love bourbon as much as you do.......dreams!
I just found a cool chick who accepts me lol. She'd be cooler if she really liked whiskey though haha
ADHD Whiskey Amen!
That was freaking funny. Seriously I need Dan’s n Clines number
Lol, those guys are the best
One of the best videos I’ve watched to date!
Lol, thank you Trey!
Another video I slept on for TOO LONG Mattie!... now I'm off to add 2 more bottles to my collection! Peace Out :)
Maybe my favorite video of yours I've seen so far. Truly hilarious! And CONGRATS on that Bardstown Whiskey Tasting win!!!
Thanks so much Jason! So happy you're enjoying my videos!
Dude you are f***ing hilarious…keep it up!
Matt, you forgot to give the Go Fund Me link for the bodyguards you are now going to need to hire for every time you leave your house! Also, same advice for hiding from husbands????
The advice could work both ways lol! No bodyguards for me...I dug my own grave hahaha
I F**kn love this! Instant subscriber here!
Yes! Thanks Emmanuel!
Literally popped up in my news feed while watching. "Woman finds stairs in her cupboard leading to secret basement ". Son of a b**ch!
I bought my Wife a new nice cabinet for all our cabinety things. Then I put all my whiskey in the old one. Neatly. And I vacuumed the room. That seemed to work out OK. Although, my bottles would look much nicer in the new cabinet... Damn compromises.
Settle for the old cabinet and protect your balls!
‘’Water with extra ice’’ 😅😂
Best. Video.
It was okay lol
no kidding, i have 2 "decorative" bottles that i can replace without being interrogated-woodford reserve batch proof and booker's, as they accent the shabby chic decor in the family room, hiding in plain sight.
Do whatever you can do!!
Those are some good ones to keep around!
Matt, can you explain why all the TH-cam ads were for divorce lawyers today? Seriously. 🇺🇸
Lol! So funny if true!
@@ADHDWhiskey seriously true. Lol
Thats hilarious!!
Because he literally said the words "divorce lawyer", and that is how TH-cam ads work.
Soooo Funny Matt ......Great Advice....Lol.....I Just leave It In a Box With Others in spare room and it's So Hard To Count Nobody Cares but I Know were every Bottle is Including the idea Of Duplicates In The Same box Because hey It's hard To Get and I Wanna Share, Like " Early Times BIB".......Lol..... Cheers Brother.....
Lol the spare room. For the bourbon to rest undisturbed
the fact that you cover this topic is a clever foresight on your part. as a former degenerate gambler, whiskey is a safer vice for me these days but lo and behold... here i am! with shelves full of bottles!!! and my lady is like "GABAGOOOL!!!" yes. my lady is Tony Soprano. thats besides the point. you've allowed me to finagle this like a champ. thank you.
This made me laugh ALOT
I only have to hide a bottle to keep her from drinking it all...
Hahaha lucky you!
Laugh out loud funny! Thanks for posting and keep these videos coming!