Fonejacker - Internet Relationship Providings
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Fonejacker acts as a man from the Indian based internet relationship company prank calling a man to find him a date.
Taking cold-calling to an artform, the Fonejacker is a man on a mission.
He's addicted to making prank telephone calls, taking on various guises and voices to satisfy his need to confuse anyone at the end of the line.
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"She weighs 19 stones"
"HOW MUCH!?"
that shit always cracks me up.
You know, I can't believe *Fonejacker* ended more than 10 years ago and they still crack me up. And the use of the visuals with the voices......genius.
Yeah the art work was class
Yeah
What’s tv?
it's big brothers way of projecting onto the public the culture he wants to create
I should download it all while I can...
This is absolutely brilliant. The indian accent, the jackpot machine, the graphics...
And the elephant noise when he says 19 stone
This makes me piss myself I feel low I put this one on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it every time this gets me 😁😀
Farting stonings
@@jenniferbranch5740hope your feeling a lot better now 3 years on ❤
"£40 then the monthly payments at £42 a month for the first month then its £18 for 1 month then 43 paymets of £92 for the next 367 months"
This killed me 🤣
367 months is 30 years and 7 months.
I've cried at this so many times.
I cant believe I've only just noticed the power button on his computer says "onings"
Haha
Well-noticed
and offings
The computer is also called computings
😂😂👌🏻
“Why you wanting the 13 stonings?!”
🤣
The last bit is best, when his girlfriend goes: “Don’t you fucking dare!”
What I always found so brilliant about Fonejacker was that you can really imagine everyone looking in real life like their animations.
100 percent
"and make sure she weights about, 13 stone"
"...13 stone?"
"yee"
"...why?"
Because black guys like BBW's
The blackings Guy likings the 13 stonings
13 stone isn’t BBW lmao
Bbw has a 13 stone arse
@@jimmykray9583 13 Stone is fat as fuck especially for a woman.
His missus in the background " you fucking dare " lol
Brilliant. Probably one of the best he did, the timing was on point and the participant was perfect. The gentle Indian accent and the dating results are hilarious. Also ending everything with "ings" LOL
That makes me think it was fake, just too funny to be true especially the part about not being gay.
I reckon he probably knew it was a prank and was playing along with it just for fun
I love that accent. It's cool, and chilled.
When i get prank called i normally go along with it, so do most of my friends so its hardly impossible for this to be real lol
"FOUR stone? That's anorexic mate!"
Anorexings
"mmmmmm"
For the next 367 months 😂 the guy was willing to sign up as well.
"19 stone"
"HOW MUCH?"
hahaha
"no no no not 19 stone"
Hahaha
Why do women carry 19 stones with them, is that a fashion choice
The way wifey locked off the ting at the end :D
2:49 IM NOT GAY! LOL. gets me everytime
Homosexualings
3:04 Its FREE to join.....apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then the monthly payments at:
£42 a month for 1st month
And then its £18 for one month
And then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...
so basically 4k quid
homosexuallings
@quincee what is that profile picture? I keep seeing it.
@@MultiJunkStuff haha me too everywhere I bet it must be some kiddy gaming thing my best guest
Man on man lovings
Blondings. Why are you wanting the thirting stonings?
Dinosaur Trees Thirteen stonings may be too high on the Body Mass Indexings
December 2023. It ended so long ago but this is still absolute top quality
When I hear 4 stone I literally stopped breathing for a solid 20 seconds as I was laughing way to hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Still better than online dating sites.
"I'm finding you dating's" 🤣
I’m laughing my head off always come back to this when I’m stoned 😂😂😂 I’m literally crying at this
Love it when they give what is quite clearly a prank the time of day. I know I would.
43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months hahahaha
Every time an Indian speaks to me on the phone I have to watch this video 😂
For those not familiar with stones:
4 stones = 56 pounds (25kg)
12 stones = 168 pounds (76kg)
19 stones = 266 pounds (120 kg)
Borat Sagdiyev
as you may have noticed I am not familiar with stones. I live in Iceland.
Gold!!!
*Stonings ;)
Picnic Boy even 12 stones is huge.
lissongreenbanger Not huge. A bit chubby.
still watching for the millionth time in 2019- still cracks me up
Or its leet I've watched this a million times over the years and still watching it's the best
Same, this is never going to stop being totally hilarious!
I love how you can hear Kayvan occasionally holding back laughing.
"But she weights FOUR Stone!" Lol
"Are you wanting for the homosexualings?" 😂
This has gotta be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! I love the 19 stonings.
Nearly choked on my beer lmao. Hilarious
Ramboo339 glad you didn't choke mate! same ere xx
Аre you making theesе mistakes with yоur mаn? twitter.com/792a5f97c2a018822/status/804693412402241537 Fоnеjасkеr Internet Rеlatiоооnship Рrovidings
Same 'ere, but on me Rosé 😁🍷
Try not be choking on the beerings sir
"No, I don't want that." LOL!
"It's another brunette... Yeah... she's 20,yeah...and she weighs 4 stone!!!
Me:😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's free to join, except for the one off joining fee or £40
*40?*
the one off joining fee of £40 per month for the first 18 months ;)
then the monthly payments of 42 pounds for the first month, then its 18 pounds for a month then 43 payments of 92 pounds for the next 347 months :)
14kip 😂😂😂
367
Had me in fits and I rewound it many times 😁😁
Ah fonejacker. Still love it to this day
I hope phonejacker and ownage pranks realize how much of an impact thier videos have and had on people. They literally saved people's lives with thier comedy.
48, that's an old woman?' 😂
Oldings
Just discovering this guy, pure gold.
The funniest thing about this whole video is the picture for the guy over the phone it sounds crazy but it the voice fits the picture
Why? Why are you wanting the 13 stonings?
*Farting stonings
philxyz why!? Why what? 😂😂😂
13 stonings is quite lightings really
It's the way he says blue eyes that cracks me up everytime 🤣🤣
His mam or girlfriend at the end though 😂😂
I wish Kayvan would bring this back. It's comedy gold
"Shes a blonde the blue eyes shes weighing 12 stones and shes 48"
He nearly got busted at the end.
Every second of this is genius.
the homosexualings lololololol
I just love this it cracks me up everytime I watch it and the visuals are class bring back fonejacker where has he been .
I'd love to go out for a pint with Kayvan Novak
why are you homosexualings ?
Rubber dinghy rapids bro
367 months 😂😂😂
I’m finding you the dating!!!
" you wanting for the homosexualings"?
0:42 he says 13 stones and then changes to 12 when the fonejacker asks him about it he got embarrassed for liking larger women lol.
Why you wanting the 13 stonings? Hahahaha
did anyone else see the button on the computer "onings" hahahaha
The button on the left probably says offings haha
Don Juan It does.
this has to be my fav phone prank ever
“Different types of swingings” 😂😂
The picture of the man on the phone sitting on the sofa is hilarious
I like how it shows the elephant for 19 stone. VERY clever touch of genius that. (':
I love this. Do another series please
blondings hahaha
Do you wanna sighn up for the swingers?yes fckn right,sighn me up bruv lol
"She's got the blue eyes and she's the 4 stone"🤣
Ok I finding you the dating!
was he trying to cheat on his missus?
Suzy Suz no shit
george how do you know he's black, I think it's a white chav
@george????????
@george what do you mean whiteboy?
george A bit of racism providings there
It really was the animation that made it all so funny :)
This is making me laugh so hard lmao...😂😂😂. Fonejacker is crazy funny
the girlfriend at the end man... too funny
@@ashlyr4385 Really don't think it was his mum
I’m dying this is too funny 😂
Haha he got collared by the Mrs.
It's free to join apart from the one off joining fee of £40
really has stood the test of time
Sign you up for the Swingings??
Swingings?? - Oh Yeah I'm in to that Shit Hahahah
I’m finding you the providings for the datings you will be wantings - haha still so funny!!!😂😆🤩
4 stone that's anorexic mate.What about the swinging? Yh I'm up for that shit lol
The 'ings' are killing me off 😂😂😂
“Blondings”
You want to sign up for the swingings 😂
48 that's a old woman..nah I don't want that .
The swingings...
Yea I'm up for that shit ..laughs
So you're into the swingings
Hilarious 10 years later I cry with laughter 2019.
2:42 why you wanting for the homosexualings!!! 😂
Are you wanting the homosexualings?
"We are doing the the different kinds of the swinging"
The sooner this programme returns the better!
The homosexuallings
'13 stone.' ... 'Why?' hahahaha
"BUT SHE 4 STONE M8!?! DAYS ANOREXIC" (OR A CHILD) LOL
Fonejackings.
"Blonde hair and blue eyes" Adolf is that you?
Absolute comedy gold this 😅😂😂😂
I had to crack at 4 stone. Big laugh. It was like a sneeze that needed to be snozen.
LOOOOOOOL “4 STONE?”
This is one of the best prank calls ever.
The guy don't seem all that smart. Don't think he is black though.
I think he was, man.
*doesn't
The fact that he liked larger ladies, and vehemently denied that he was gay, made me think that he was black. That may be the most racist thing I've ever typed.
@@vermilliongecko *BAWAHAHAHAHA!* 😂😂😂😂
I like black
It's free to join except the one off joining fee of £40 then another payment of £80 and 43 payments of £92
Way better than the first one. I love his billing descriptions. You can just hear the people on the other line thinking "COR!?!"
She’s a blinding the blue eyes the 12 stonings.......and she’s 48. LOL I LOVE FONE JACKER
“FOUR STONE!?” 😂
Ha ha this is how they sound at talk talk 😂😂