Zalnur 434 he is actually fucking insane he tried to cut off my ears and eat them idc if you dont believe me but it fucking happened NO ONE BELIEVES ME
Justin Y. I literally see you in so many random ass places. At one point you're commenting on an anime review, and you're watching vsauce in the next. What dont you watch?!
@Stupid Strawberry when you drink at a water fountain in elementary school there is often a thing where you like count to 10 and when time is up you gotta give it to person behind you to prevent hogging.
@@Ben-hp5iz I can't believe that his comment isn't more popular. It really invokes that feeling of hilarity in the reader. It's so underrated, like that indie band called Artic Monkeys.
This reminds me of the time I wrote a Harry Potter fanfiction where Michael Stevens was a teacher at Hogwarts and Vsauce was a type of potion that was super effective against vines that would capture teachers and torture them by playing a looping 6-second clip of It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul that kept getting louder all the time. Michael Stevens, of course, was the only teacher who always carried Vsauce with him and managed to free himself from the vines before any ear damage.
this actually happened to me i was at my grandma's and my dad's friend's son's birthday party, and there was this girl there and we started chatting and messing around and when i got back home my mom said something along the lines of "in the future maybe you will be friends who kiss" which was bascially her way of saying that she thought we were gonna start dating, so uhhhh yeah, thats my story
0:39 : the class when I get in trouble and I’m sent to the office 1:58 : the kid who really did it and didn’t get in trouble 1:12 : the principal deciding how many days I’m suspended for 0:15 : me coming back when I was never suspended and they found out who really did it 0:04 the kid who really did it after he got in trouble and his parents ground him
2:23 How I respond to my life falling apart
@JDoc Studios LMAO I DIED
Underrated asf
" *that's* *pretty* *cool* "
666th like
That's pretty cool but where are your fingers
Michaels parents: omg he's about to say his first words.
Michael: or am i
1:20
What... are first words?
@@realasifromreal and what do they look like?
*vsauce music*
lmao
*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E*
Sounds way too epic, I wish action movies were like this.
*Top 10 Anime Plot Twists*
jesus when he came back the third day
What?
*I D I D N O T R E A L L Y D I E D*
Mom: why don’t you play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid: 1:09
Hah! Haven't heard that one before... must be deja vu or something
Copied
Im wheezing
@@Anjum. ಠ_ಠ
It sounds like the boss music gets cut off
I love how this makes him look like some kind of schizophrenic crazy person.
Von Steiner, true.
what is true? him being actually crazy or what Von Steiner said ? lol
Zalnur 434 he is actually fucking insane he tried to cut off my ears and eat them idc if you dont believe me but it fucking happened NO ONE BELIEVES ME
wait.. he isn't some kind of schizophrenic crazy person?
Yes he is.....
*or is he?*
0:15 My dad when I win the lottery
LOL
Lmfaooo, I'm gonna start betting at the lottery after this.
Toys!
Seen u
Tbh more like 2:20
0:53
kids in the back of class be like
Haha nice
_EVERYONE GET DOWN_
Lmao
Things that aged poorly
*c r o n c h*
Everybody gangsta until he says: "That's pretty cool but- where are your fingers?"
2:20
W o a h
WHERE ARE MY FINGERS
Normie
But of course, they're at the ends of my feet ahhhhhh!!!! oh my god the teleportation experiment messed me up after all ahhhhh!!!!!
Lol
Me: is alone outside
The man in the white van:
1:09
Under rated comment
Lmao
That’s what he always says.
Bringer of doom!
I bring you the gift of darkness
1:20
All the kids in the 4th grade when you get seated next to the opposite gender
8 year olds when you get in trouble
OooooOoooooOooOoO. He said a bad wooooooord
Bro I used to do this in elementary school tbh 💀
Fucking reletable
Ian Miller the good old days man young and innocent yet so stupid 😂
1:09 4 year old me when the guests come over for dinner
Really innocent answer for the rest of this comment section
I had heavy OCD as a child and I would never
O B A M A what’s ur last name
Hey Obama what is your last name?
New Vorld Sounds no they are my legos
2:24: when you know you did something bad but try to act as if it didn't happen
"That's pretty cool, but- wHeRe ArE yOuR fInGeRs¡"
Relevant
Whereth art thy fingers
Any idea what that's from?
*DON'T YOU FEEL LIKE A FOOL*
or do i?
100 more likes until 666 likes..
or do you?
Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....?
Explain me why is it funny please. I suck at English :_(
Mom: stop being anti social go play with the kid next door
The kid next door: 1:09
Bruh • Under rated comment, it fits perfectly. Good job, Sir.
Hi Hi thanks
Bruh • LMAOOO
his toy 2:00
Furret Boi with a gun I’m screaming what-
2:24 when the kid next to you in history class starts frantically reaching into his bag
Thats pretty cool, but where are your fingers
He pulls out his lunch box then everyone calms down then he pulls a gun out of the lunch-box
@@connor5902 Good Question
@@The_Sludgest and eats the gun
When its quiet and it echoes lol
6 Y/O me at the playground to literally anybody:
1:09
This cracked me up
YOU HAVE 420 LIKES
50 yo me at the playground to the kids:
@@akseli8314 Uh tf-
@@akseli8314 NOOOO
0:15 Juesus the third day after his death
*Juesus*
*J U E S U S*
Juesus Chreest
Juesus Crust
fraud
Im the real noobmaster69
It takes a special someone to be an intellectual while also a massive meme
it takes a special someone to be everywhere all the time
I will follow you everywhere I can
What about Rick Sanchez? xD
Justin Y.
It takes someone to have no life
Justin Y. I literally see you in so many random ass places. At one point you're commenting on an anime review, and you're watching vsauce in the next. What dont you watch?!
0:15 what the boss from a mobile game sees after the player watched an ad
Also boss:really?
This comment too underrated
Best comment so far
I'm laughing so much
1k like
0:15 Dead anime side characters when the protagonist is on a tight situation:
This doesn't work for JoJo at all. No wonder your profile pic is an emerald
@@MeneerMattie it's just an
emerald splash
@@MeneerMattie Josuke vs Kira (okuyasu returns)
XD
@@MeneerMattie nooo...
"where are your fingers?"
wrapped around your toys, that's where
penip or are they
Why is this comment so underrated
OH
...or are they?
penip O.M.F.HOLY.WHAT....😂
*Vsauce Within context:*
10000 IQ
*Vsauce out of context:*
Wat
*Where are your fingers?*
Well... that's actually true, TH-cam JUST CHANGED!
RIGHT SNEDOWN NOIW NWOE NOW WHAT THE FUCKC I WILL NOPT EVEN ERASE MY MISSPLEILIGNGS eart mey ass dedaddy
Ehhhhmmm that last one would be 99999999999999 IQ
In context: if this were a simulation, you couldn't know.
out of context: look at my toys, I have three hands, and six apples.
2:25
When you are going into the kitchen at 3am
Thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers
HHAHAHAHAHHA
Lol
@SouSselL XD
That's pretty cool but, *your pfp made it bad*
Me at school: *trying to to get a drink from the water fountain*
THAT kid behind me: 1:12
i hate this so much
@@peanut5200 same
Accurate
OMFG THIS IS SO RELATABLE.
@Stupid Strawberry when you drink at a water fountain in elementary school there is often a thing where you like count to 10 and when time is up you gotta give it to person behind you to prevent hogging.
They said I’ll meet the love of my life at 12
1:16
FnafCreation, ouch.
13
:(
Are you anti-vax
@@hotgarbage9220 ...
“I didn’t really die”
*TOP TEN ANIME PLOT TWISTS*
THIS IS EXCLUSIVE
Yea i know right
U just copied the video’s joke
@@evap304 And he got 100 likes from doing that... I love TH-cam comments!
Mohammed Abdul be like
Me everitime when I was 10 and a cousin came to visit
1:09
Yes E V E R I T I M E
@@sometimesactiveacc7762 🤔
PLG-Streams TV do you want me to correct you
Now u got 69 likes
Karam Al-Sharak me?
1:35 The moment onlyfans was invented
ALMOST 69 LIKES
lmao
@@Derrick-1209 "haha 69 420 funny number my brain is smooth"
@@PopYTP "haha can't let people have fun, internet very serious place, my brain very smooth"
HOLY CRAP LMFAO
2:29
“That’s pretty cool, but where are your fingers?”
*Aggressively stares at camera*
2:28 is better time stamp
When someone brags about being a millionaire even though they have no hands.
Not gonna like cause you’re at 420 likes
That's a pretty smart question I don't even know tbh
1:20
Everyone in first grade when you’re called to the front office
Indeed
Hadi Hamdan hows your pfp moving?
@@dcs7232 use a gif
More like 12th grade
I'm in highschool and I still do that XD
Everybody asks where are your fingers, never how are your fingers
*_too deep 😔 ✊_*
Did.....did this dude just italicise emojis?
@@thejokestersquad3686 wtf
Hahaha so original comment!
@@yosh1625 Thanks. I try.
0:15 My father, who’s been missing for years, after I switched the channel on the TV :
No one:
Middle schoolers roasting:
2:01
Best comment
0:41 middle schools when they hear the roast
Anime greatest villain when they pop up in the last episode 0:15
😂😂
He said jean pierre and i am convinced its a jojo reference
The math teacher when you're the only one with a F in your class 1:06
Keep clicking the time stamp
MLGMudkip Master lol
@The Moon bruh legit I was just watching fnaf songs and u were top comment and then I got this on recommend and found u lol xd
@The Moon coincidence
@The Moon wait lemme check
1:05
Fun fact: That wasn't post editing. The zoom in was in the source material.
No way
What video was it from?
king jjc267 On the Dong channel.
@@suwinkhamchaiwong8382 i think it's called D!ng now
@@--46200 indeed it is
“Where are your fingers?”
Over the like button.
But not on it. Like immediately, or vsauce dyes... Your shirt blue.
Or are they
1:25 The best ASMR in the world
Y E S
Heyal yea
*DONG*
LOL
DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG DOUBLE DOUBLE DOUBLE DONG DONG DONG DONG DOUBLE DONG!
2:28 me as a kid while watching the powerpuff girls
LOL
“That’s pretty cool but- WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS”
LMAO
LOL
LMFAO-
“How are my toys a *dong?* “
Off to a great start
“Well, you can watch me play with my toys, *online* “
It just got better
I would like this... but it's at 420...
@@DraeonKaiser Curse the people who like a comment when it's at 420, 666, or 69
billie-ache eyelash nice pfp
1 thousandth like
_Where_ are your _fingers?_
1:58
When 2 rocks looks similar in the desert…
Pfffff
Hahahhahahhahahha
Underrated
HOLLLYYYYYY SSSHHHITTTTT
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
When you kill an enemy but they immediately get revived in front of you: 0:15
THE PAIN
Destiny 1 self res warlocks
Tf2 dead ringer
Sekiro
When you kill a demon in doom but it gets revived and stronger
1:21 When someone gets called down to the principles office
underrated
Yaaaassss
This is elementary school cafeterias in a nutshell.
Bus rides
At school they say HOHOHAHAHOHA
lmfao true
Michael: _loads gun_
Also Michael: I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move
LOL
But is it?
0:14
Pro gta gamer tryhard move
More like pro life hax
0:15
The final boss after you bring his health down to 0
Every resident evil boss be like
Every Persona 5 Palace ruler battle be like
Undyne and Omega Flowey from Undertale be like:
_I D I D N T R E A L L Y D I E_
**Top 10 anime P L O T T W I S T S**
Angler Fish more like every anime plot twist
0:15
When the main character in anime dies, but then the music kicks in
Y E S I A M
TimTam *Is ThAt A jOJo ReFeReNcE!?!??!*
@@draininglovestory8773 I'm not sure IS IT?
TimTam *WeLl Is It?!?!?* [Insert Vsauce music]
Que giorno’s theme
1:30
You can watch me play with my toys...
*_o n l i n e._*
Porn
Cornhub
Sauceporn...
Purposed to have a *** plus knowledge
DONG
Hornpub
Phineas and Ferbs invention when their mom comes back home: 0:04
The invention when there mom leaves: 0:15
LMAO
their
@@kevinTG554 shuddup
I found a wild Camo Regrow Red!
How is this any different to him in context?
It isn't
Because here he wants you to play with his toys
There is never a context
But what is a context?
*vsauce intro sound plays*
Michael: that's pretty cool but where- are your fingers
👁👄👁
To those who wanna know at what time it’s at it’s at 2:27
I almost literally laughed and got in trouble at 2 AM
0:15 Cartoon characters when they got hit by a truck
Cartoon characters in general:
1:54 If aliens ever land on the moon, this is the first thing they'll see of human civilisation.
That part really doesn’t need any context either. It’s exactly what it appears to be.
Assuming they already didn't see us but hey, that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY
1:12 when she's starts counting
That's a stupid joke. No mother counts to 12
He said eleven and a *half*
Who says im gonna count to 12 tho i never in my lige heard
It’s usually three but it’s still funny
ok that’s worthy of a like
No one:
My baby cousin at a family gathering: 1:09
Hahahaha
Except it’s not a question
*YOU WILL PLAY WITH MY TOYS*
The first comment in four months that made me audibly "hah hah".
Same, but my uncle
Ubername69 THE FBI WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
Nobody:
Elementary kids when someone is called to the office: 1:20
Why does this comment not have that many lieks
@@Ben-hp5iz I can't believe that his comment isn't more popular. It really invokes that feeling of hilarity in the reader. It's so underrated, like that indie band called Artic Monkeys.
HAAHHAHAHHA
😂
BWAHAHAHAHWKZHDJEJIWHWHEHEHEH
2:20 when you finally join the cool kid group and the leader cool kid comes to talk to you on his scooter
When you try to act cool on a scooter in front of the cool kids. I think that's more accurate.
Where are your fingers
As far as i know, the scooter is basically the equivalent of the elevated one
*that's a pretty cool butt*
I'm the one thousanth liker
0:15 The Living Tombstone after 10 months of silence
Underrated comment
iTs BeEn So LoNg
Same with Hunter1s1k. He was inactive for like a year and everyone assumed he had died of throat cancer but nope he came back.
Yeah😂
@MrKia Your pfp 😂👌
Context doesn’t matter; it’s either all right or all vsauce
or all left.
*OOOOHHHHHHH*
1k
You mean all Vsauce or all wrong
yes
Fantasy Couch The references are strong in this one
Parents: Aww he’s gonna say his 1st words
Micheal: *starts talking about the universe and counting*
*How can it be out of context when you watched every single video of vsauce...*
wealthyglobe638 ikr XDDD
Have you seen every DONG video?
wealthyglobe638 Excuse me sir but you have that wrong. You know that really you’ve watched them all, 5 times each.
0:04 Simps when the streamer has a boy friend
69 likes so i cant like
@@Preinstallable yes a person of culture
The streamer breaks up with them: 0:15
Preinstallable on Roblox lol funny sex number Keanu reeves wholesome 100 big Chungus
*W H E E Z E*
“Also, I am made out of Vsauce.” “Always have been.”
"Or Am I...?"
@@doomed_blues “haha, nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
@@TeenWithACarrotIDK :)
Always *HAS* been
Lmaoo
"Thats pretty cool but,
wHerE ArE yOur FinGerS?"
**Intense staring**
I feel like a fool.
0:15 Spiders when they show up after vanishing when you weren't looking
bruh
Kid Gamer
For some reason i dont believe that will happen
Kid Gamer people who do that are annoying
THESE COMMENTS ARE SO FUNNY BYEEE HAHWHAHHAYSHWH
That doesn't deserve to be that funny
Nobody:
Jk rowling: Vsauce actually has an afro
Jk Rowling: add adjective
An invisible afro
Or does he?
This reminds me of the time I wrote a Harry Potter fanfiction where Michael Stevens was a teacher at Hogwarts and Vsauce was a type of potion that was super effective against vines that would capture teachers and torture them by playing a looping 6-second clip of It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul that kept getting louder all the time. Michael Stevens, of course, was the only teacher who always carried Vsauce with him and managed to free himself from the vines before any ear damage.
@@StarTheTripleDevil that is disturbing on so many levels
Tell me more about it
Everyone in the comments:
1:09
Yeah thank you everyone. No I dont want to play with your toys.
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
Toys, my with play to like you would hey?
Hey, would you like to play with my toys?
I don’t think we realize what fucking mastermind of comedy Michael really is.
00:15 jesus when he came back 3 days later
No, HE'S Jesus!
neptune ? Lmao
omfg
Lmao just snorted
neptune ? XD
2:28 when you meet a guy from Chernobyl
Genuinely laughed. Have a GREAT day
bruh I'm crying
Thats brilliant 🤣
That's pretty cool, but *WHERE* are your fingers?
lol
0:15 of course not, he’s immortal
1:55 didn't expect that btw!
Lmfao
That’s pretty cool, but *wHeRE ArE yOUr fINgerS*
Heeeree
In my pants
YoUr BuTt
Up MY enOOsE
ゴゴゴゴゴゴ
1:09 BEST
Wos it called?
"But how are Micheal's toys... a dong?"
you can watch me play with my toys, online
69 seconds in
Or.. Is it?
1:25 is now my new ringtone
*or is it?*
VSAUCE!!! *MICHAEL HERE*
I set it as my alarm time and now I wake up 30 mins earlier than it.
i was the 1000 like
Lol
1:21 parents when you interact with the opposite gender
Even just saying "hi" even though youve been saying hi to everyone
That’s more 1st grade friends than parents
STILL CHILL STILL CHILL
this actually happened to me i was at my grandma's and my dad's friend's son's birthday party, and there was this girl there and we started chatting and messing around and when i got back home my mom said something along the lines of "in the future maybe you will be friends who kiss" which was bascially her way of saying that she thought we were gonna start dating, so uhhhh yeah, thats my story
bruh good things happen when you listen to your mom😁
0:39 : the class when I get in trouble and I’m sent to the office
1:58 : the kid who really did it and didn’t get in trouble
1:12 : the principal deciding how many days I’m suspended for
0:15 : me coming back when I was never suspended and they found out who really did it
0:04 the kid who really did it after he got in trouble and his parents ground him
Underrated comment
Lol
Wait a second I know that name
this man created a story in a 2 minute video
@matao you learned that in a Tom Scott video didnt you?
Vsauce out of context
*Or is it?*
Life is a joke Vsauce music plays
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*ambient music*
* vsause music starts playing *
*Vsauce music plays*
1:21 When someone gets called to the office.
Lol not only is it summer but its also quarantine there IS NO OFFICE
@@zakkbwyldin ...
@@zakkbwyldin do you understand what a joke means
9/11 joke?
@@grumpiesttitan7930 no
Anime protagonists when they "die" sacrificing theirselves: 0:15
i miss jonathan
Like how Joseph came to his own funeral
I love how this comment was nothing to do with jojo but
You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attaaaaack!”
@Safwaan 👀 Hm? I said nothing...must be the rain
Normie PFP
Internet can change a science guy into a meme lord
The best thing is he really is a meme lord deep down
His initial videos were actually related to memes.
Or can it?
Or can it?
He was a meme lord before a science guy
1:35 my gf when it's quarantine time and I can't come over
When i realize that i don't have one 0:04
@@carlosdbd1025 lol
oh no, my mind... Help
UNDERRATED
@@punkst6r223 ...
i like how "hey, would you like to play with my toys?" is precisely at 69 seconds
Magnosiam really
Holy shit thats some next level easter egg
1:09 sounds like the starting of a certain type of video
Lol
I wonder which kind
2:28 when 8 yr old me sees a finger dissapear magic trick
Why does this work so well
Fabian And his adventures his fingers disappeared, I bet your mom didn’t like that😏
@@KD-zr6pv r/cursedcomments
Damnit John you got the time stamp wrong
thats pretty cool but, where are your fingers?
*Hey! Would you like to play with my toys?*
A double Dong.
That's pretty cool but where are your fingers?
*double dong double dong double dong*
I read this right as vsauce said that
FungusGD, you're welcome.
Roman 1: that Jesus guy was weird right?
Roman 2: Yeah, I'm so glad we killed him
Jesus 3 days later: 0:15
I-
Nice
@VeuIla you must be fun at parties
@VeuIla 🍿🍿🙃
VeuIla we all r boomers
Me trying to use the toilet without waking my parents up at 2am 0:18
PARAPPA THE RAPPER PFP
1:55
*That's* on the moon right now.
Oh no...
Stuck in between the full moon
Your telling me theres a dick on the moon
Pootis
What episode is that ?
This was my introduction to vsauce.
I’m not disappointed
Neither am I and it’s my first time Ū3Ū
Ur Not-So-Local Lesbian because chill face holy shit a cringe gacha kid 😂
@@xz63lvdk dude its just a emoticon lol
2:22 me pulling up to my grandma's house and accidentally breaking all of her pots
Leo the Cherry you so pull of her fingers after you break the pots?
thats pretty cool
thats pretty cool, but...
@@FirebladeXXL but what? We've been waiting
@@GiantGourd where are your fingers?
0:04 When you realise that you have school in one minute:
00:15 when you remember that it’s movie day at school
Open your laptop
Aww man
1:12 when someone tells you to count to the largest number you can in foreign language
Me, who doesn't have English as a primary language: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Doce, trece, catorce, quince, deiciseis, deicisiete, dieciocho, diecinueve, treinta... y media
ButteryDoughnutFluff Z
Bruhhh
It’s
Uno
Dos
Travel
Quacho
Sinco
Etc
That is so wrong
ButteryDoughnutFluff Z
And ten is di es
Ee er
>be me
>lose both arms in the war
>decide to watch some vsauce Michael
>2:30
>cry
Did you tap w/ your feets?
Fam he head butted the damn keyboard
You are a genius!
You are a genius!
Peyton Mitchell this isn't 4chan
1:10 This line alone is enough laughing fuel to last five hours.
1:34
is good too
So this line is equal to one bottle of five hour energy?
or nightmare fuel, it depends on how ypu hear it
"How is playing with Michael's toys a DONG? Well, let's see. You can watch me play with my toys, online,
*would you like to play with my toys*
HOL UP
1:05 literally me when ever I am right in an argument
What tf is ur pfp
*"hey, would you like to play with my toys?"*
@BYRON STEVEN MARIN MONSALVE no, demanding it
My crush: Hey
Me: “Hey, would you like to play with my Toys.”
O no, but at least they are having fun
You can watch me play with my toys.
Online.
That be attractive I advise you to try it
C-ro ok thanks :p
Your crush: 0:09
When you see a guy with no fingers
2:30
Gesú Cristo so underated
Why is it funny?
Matt I have no idea
Seriously where are they
It's so lame its funny
"WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS?!?!?"
*aggressively stares at camera*
@@dontdothat1065 What-
@@inactiveaccount7355 no-
@@dontdothat1065 r/cursedcomments
Nobody:
The cat that just fell from the ceiling of a 10 story building: 0:15