I used to wonder what human transmutation could be! (My fullmetal alchemist!) Until you all shared its magic with me! HOLY FUCK HE JUST LOST HIS BODY! HOLY FUCK, I JUST LOST MY LEG! OH GOD NO, NOT MY ARM! Human transmutation is an easy feat(but you need so many things to make it complete!) My fullmetal alchemist!.........
Permanent Placeholder (I'm about to regret this but I'm doing it anyway!) My Little Edward, My Little Edward... Aaaaahhhh!! My Little Edward! I used to wonder what Alchemy could be! My Little Edward! -End me now-
Dunno what you mean. Voice acting is 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/0.0
GoatJesus Is Urobuchi really that bad? I've seen Madoka and F/Z as well as Psycho Pass, all of which were written by him. The former two were amazing (F/Z is my fave of the mentioned works) while Psycho Pass was alright. I'm wondering what it is that's tarnished his rep as of recent.
ISMASHYOUBRO Urobuchi is bottom barrel top tier if that makes sense. He's so basic with philosophy, bland with characters (which are extremely representative of one aspect,) and has exposition up the wazoo. Not a good writer in my opinion. If you think so, I don't really care. Obviously we have different opinions on what makes good writing.
GoatJesus I see what you mean.I loved Puella Magi, but alot of the characters were one note. Madoka was kind and sweet. Sakaya wanted to be a hero. Kyoko was crude and liked to kick ass.
Here's how they'd do the Nina Tucker plot: Nina and Alexander's friendship was so strong, it unleashed friendship magic that made them become one! Shou throws a party, and Ed punches the piñata (NOT Shou) because he's never had a piñata before and doesn't know what to do with it. After the party, Scott (NOT Scar) arrives to prank the two State Magicians, by using his friendship magic to cover their faces in splattered tomato. But he sees how happy Shou and his daughter-dog are, so he uses his friendship magic to give them delicious strawberry syrup instead. If the syrup doesn't give you diabe- Shadow Realm-itis, the plot will!
Hana Lu Lol glad I'm not the only one that noticed what he said 😆 EDIT: I just realized how old this comment thread is, but couldn't help but saying something XD
I was cracking myself up! The Magical Adventures of Eddy and Alfredo Elric- The Fullmetal Magicians! With their magical stick of happiness and magical arm of friendship, they will make everyone in the world friends! I am so glad 4Kids did not dub FMA. I get enough friendship magic from My Little Pony!
Fun-Sized Alchemist Yes Slavery-King Sombra was shown to put ponies into slavery Racism- OH MY FUCKING GOD IS IT EVERYWHERE. Bridle Gossip's plot is this. Friends Forever #14's plot is this. etc. Violence- Twilight vs Tirek, Every single time someone hits each other(like when rarity hit twilight with her own ass in Sonic Rainboom) etc. on screen death- King Sombra gets exploded into like a hundred pieces at the end of the crystal empire, and you see tiny bits of his dead body flying across the screen right after that. Gods-Celestia, Luna etc. Demons-Tirek etc.
Gundam Seed's televised dub taught me that you need to have a bunch of big dumb glowing lines drawn on a pistol to make it look like a laser gun, then you can point it at kids all you want.
I think the best way to build criteria for how a 4Kids show distorts material is by comparing a daytime airing of a 4Kids episode to a daytime Toonami airing back in the 2000s. Given there are guides online that point to such (and even for 2010s Toonami or Nicktoons, where DBZ Kai has been censored quite a bit), you can really verify the extent of the fuckery. Much as 4Kids has lost its’ sting since the lawsuit incident, it’s still safe to say we must remember it and gatekeep to avoid such possibility of a similar organization ever existing. Like, you can actually see that for example voice actors in their dubs were actually respected VAs, from Marc Diraison (Zorro) voicing Guts of Berserk fame and Tokiomi Tohsaka to Sean Schemmel himself. I do despise 4Kids, but trust me: it was MUCH worse when they were actually a thing. I can name the shows I do respect for getting me into anime (Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh!, the latter of which I’ll still watch) and the shows I think they RUINED (Shaman King). Needless to say, this video is funny.
Tons of people die? No they're sleeping in tomato sauce. Eren goes kinda crazy and turns on his allies? No hes just moody. All the Titans dont have clothes? Put shirts on all of them even though they have literally nothing there. Cut out all of season 3 part 1, rod will scare the childs.
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"Magicians wear really funny clothes"
"You think my clothes look funny?!"
Lol replacing a great quirk of Ed is a nice touch.
Alyssa Hart Thank you~ Haha~
Great?
Hah.
More like... Singlehandedly ruining my rewatch of Brotherhood.
@@GoatJesus I know it's been 7 years but would you do a full series of this
"Magic.exe" made me laugh harder than it should have.
Pizza Butt where did it say that I missed it
@@tayjessrandom when he fixes the radio lol
My Little Edward: Friendship is Fullmetal
+GoRobotnikGo I'd watch it.
+Fazz Satoshi (The Free Spirit) me too
delete this comment now I'm not letting those brony terrorists lay a finger on the beauty of fulmetal alchemical st
Dear Ronan Gutierrez,
It's too late.
-Love Key Strix
Edward: "WHO'RE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE HIM WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS?!"
4kids would probably make Alphonse an actual robot.
They would've made Al "magically" turn into a robot just to avoid the human transmutation scene.
THAT'S STUPID AS FUCK!
alphonse is my favorite and i'd feel so terrible for him if that happened
he's not....a robot.........
I know that's terrible but I actually wanna see it ngl.
mushroom diner true
*FRIENDSHIP IS ALCHEMY*
YES.
I used to wonder what human transmutation could be! (My fullmetal alchemist!) Until you all shared its magic with me! HOLY FUCK HE JUST LOST HIS BODY! HOLY FUCK, I JUST LOST MY LEG! OH GOD NO, NOT MY ARM!
Human transmutation is an easy feat(but you need so many things to make it complete!)
My fullmetal alchemist!.........
*sheds happy tear* pure art....
You've made this man with a heart of stone cry.
Permanent Placeholder (I'm about to regret this but I'm doing it anyway!)
My Little Edward, My Little Edward... Aaaaahhhh!!
My Little Edward!
I used to wonder what Alchemy could be!
My Little Edward!
-End me now-
There is true voice acting talent here.
lol
......IT IS!?
.midival_Minstrel and the Oscar for best actor goes tooo
Flower right? If it is not flower, i will be angry freindship bot spreading bad along the earth.
Dunno what you mean. Voice acting is 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/0.0
I'm just disappointed that Cornello didn't invite Eddy and Alfredo for jelly donuts
DO YOU WANT A JELLY FILLED DONUT
NOTHING BEATS A JELLY FILLED DONUT!
What's a rice ball? What's Japan? Other countries don't exist. And neither does alcohol guns or death
Seth Langston Edward? You mean Eddy
JELLY FILLED DONUTS ARE MY *FAVORITE*
Even a 4Kids *_parody_* makes me cringe. Lol
Kinda the point I think :P
Ikr xD
the lil things like how the auto mail is on the wrong arm
Chukles1818 Hehe.
Yea pretty sure the video is mirrored lol
+GoatJesus Magical Stick of happineees XD
The cake is a lie.
Chukles1818 censoring brotherhood
Am I the only person who wants a second episode?
I want the entire series and 2003 and the 2 movies
Yes. Yes you are.
No I want a second episode 😂
it's better than the sacred stone of milos and the conquer shambala
We need more friendship!
Wait a minute, this is the original script of Fairy Tail!
Or pretty much the first draft of any Urobuchi show.
GoatJesus Is Urobuchi really that bad? I've seen Madoka and F/Z as well as Psycho Pass, all of which were written by him. The former two were amazing (F/Z is my fave of the mentioned works) while Psycho Pass was alright. I'm wondering what it is that's tarnished his rep as of recent.
ISMASHYOUBRO Urobuchi is bottom barrel top tier if that makes sense. He's so basic with philosophy, bland with characters (which are extremely representative of one aspect,) and has exposition up the wazoo. Not a good writer in my opinion. If you think so, I don't really care. Obviously we have different opinions on what makes good writing.
ISMASHYOUBRO OH okay~ Yeah! Those guys are actually fantastic. xD Sorry for the assumptions. I have to deal with Urobuchi fans a lot. ;-;
GoatJesus
I see what you mean.I loved Puella Magi, but alot of the characters were one note. Madoka was kind and sweet. Sakaya wanted to be a hero. Kyoko was crude and liked to kick ass.
Fullmetal tail: Friendship is magic
nope nope nope
i've seen it once, never again.
You think my clothes look funny
Fun fact: The original 2003 Fullmetal Alchemist aired on a children's block in Brazil. And it was hacked to pieces.
ninjamitsuki How much?
TheFa54 As much as 4kids One Piece.
+Heruru Meruru shield your eyes
+Heruru Meruru Oh dear... If it was hacked that much in Brazil, thank goodness 4Kids never got the footage and dubbed over it themselves.
+Heruru Meruru Got footage?
I thought I was watching fairy tail for a second there.
Not enough friendship power to be FT
Props to you for making me laugh harder than I should have
"We can't win!!"
"NEVER FEAR FOR WE HAVE FRIENDSHIP POWER"
Ghost F lol
30 SECONDS IN AND IM CRYING
"ALFREDO" OH MY GOD
You think my clothes look funny
I lost it at "Alfredo".
Has anyone found it?
I know
Air After TELL ME!
What?
"Has anyone found it?"
"I know"
"TELL ME!"
I don't think your confusion is understandable.
What is "it"?
just about died when alphonse started talking like a robot hahahahaha
*Alfredo
This sounds like south park's version of FMA
It seems more like Hasbro's love child with 4Kids
...How did I get here? (What if 4Kids dubbed KILL LA KILL: Bully La Bully)
Oh. Well this is interesting. Hilarious by the way.
Windryu121 I came before that Billy la Chilly crap.
Ah nice. Have any favorite video you made?
+Windryu121 I think they did get a hold of Kill la Kill
+Windryu121 got here the same wwy
Me too.
I can't handle all this FRIENDSHIP POWA.
Hahahahaha!
I never seen this much friendship power since Fairy Tail.
LazySamurai1354 This is lacking compared to fairy tail
Sounds like a Family Guy cutaway
Also, where are the jelly-filled donuts?
Hollow Of Dawn | Undefined nothing beats a jelly filled donut.
Hollow Of Dawn | Undefined Brock and Misty ate them all.
I am also friendship ninja hwah.
lol that killed me!!
The cake is a lie
U hOrRivLe PeRsOn
even glados is disappointed
Edward: I said we we're magicians didn't we magicians earlier and stuff
Me: *dies of laughter*
***** ikr lol
The cake IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodbye rosey I mean flower
Who_Said_Punk_Was_Dead lol XD
Evan Dragneel XDDD
Anyone else wondering how 4kids would handle the Nina episode?
I've never seen FMA, so, going off what half-***ed kids dubbers always do, don't air it and pretend it never happened.
The hypocrisy of you censoring yourself while complaining about 4Kids is delicious.
I'll pretend that wasn't an unconscious decision and say that was the joke.
Easy just have one of officers say they will take nia to a more experienced alchemist to fix her
They will probably not air the episode and make a brief mention about her and Alexander going off to see family or whatever.
The voice acting was hilarious
I have the feeling that 4kids would have had voice acting even more hilarious than this :P
What?!
Great episode! Although you missed one important (and very annoying) element of 4kids: The constant use of cymbal rolls in the music.
DAMN good point.
Rexfire91 what are cymbal rolls?
Exactly
Lemon Soda th-cam.com/video/AebrcJoBPv4/w-d-xo.html
THE FRIENDSHIP IS STRONG! I AM BEING OVERLOADED WITH FRIENDSHIP! MUST EMBRACE THE FRIENDSHIP! ROW ROW, FIGHT WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!
FRIENDSHIP FOREVER!!!
TOO MUCH FRIENDSHIP!!!
Marbles Smith YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE LEVELS FRIENDSHIP THIS MAN HAS DISPLAYED
Friendship drilluu
*BREEEEEIKEEEEEE!!!!!*
Hollow Of Dawn | Undefined
Friendship is magic. You should have put that
MAGIC.EXE
I wanna see them try to make the Shou Tucker episode into 4kids version.
Ultimate Friendship Fusion!!!!!!
Aya Tokisaki "H-How could you?! You made a child sleepy!"
The joke is they would just get rid of that episode
"I AM SORRY FLOWER"
Yeah I knew .-.
+Fenni We can't forget Alfredo
omg
Ayy nice pfp
Hahahaha that's dumb as hell
Here's how they'd do the Nina Tucker plot:
Nina and Alexander's friendship was so strong, it unleashed friendship magic that made them become one! Shou throws a party, and Ed punches the piñata (NOT Shou) because he's never had a piñata before and doesn't know what to do with it.
After the party, Scott (NOT Scar) arrives to prank the two State Magicians, by using his friendship magic to cover their faces in splattered tomato. But he sees how happy Shou and his daughter-dog are, so he uses his friendship magic to give them delicious strawberry syrup instead.
If the syrup doesn't give you diabe- Shadow Realm-itis, the plot will!
Do you work for 4Kids because that's way too accurate.
@@ianfinrir8724 Yep. I still have Bellemere in the dungeon after nearly 20 years. She has yet to pay the cash!
Al's voice makes the Barry the Chopper scene so much sadder.
Friendship is Magic **shot**
I lost it at the "the cake is a lie"
WHY DOES AL SOUND LIKE A DALEK THO
AND I HEARD HIM SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT EXTERMINATING AT SOME POINT OMG
Hana Lu Lol glad I'm not the only one that noticed what he said 😆
EDIT: I just realized how old this comment thread is, but couldn't help but saying something XD
Natsuki Yakira: It's reminding me of that episode with Souffle girl now. ☹️
the cake is a lie
*TRIGGERED*
I was cracking myself up!
The Magical Adventures of Eddy and Alfredo Elric- The Fullmetal Magicians! With their magical stick of happiness and magical arm of friendship, they will make everyone in the world friends!
I am so glad 4Kids did not dub FMA. I get enough friendship magic from My Little Pony!
MLP has very, very little friendship magic. It is a corrupt satanic show that has slavery, racism, violence, on screen death, gods and demons.
moe raiden 0.0' Are we watching the same show?
Fun-Sized Alchemist
Yes
Slavery-King Sombra was shown to put ponies into slavery
Racism- OH MY FUCKING GOD IS IT EVERYWHERE. Bridle Gossip's plot is this. Friends Forever #14's plot is this. etc.
Violence- Twilight vs Tirek, Every single time someone hits each other(like when rarity hit twilight with her own ass in Sonic Rainboom) etc.
on screen death- King Sombra gets exploded into like a hundred pieces at the end of the crystal empire, and you see tiny bits of his dead body flying across the screen right after that.
Gods-Celestia, Luna etc.
Demons-Tirek etc.
YOU PROMISED CAKE!
Fun-Sized Alchemist Not Elric, they are Eddy D. Elriko and Alfredo the cyborg guy.
How could he lie about Cake and Hot dogs that monster XD
I WILL!!!! XD
YEEEEEEEESSSS!
No! Send it to the shadow realm! No killing is allowed!
Magical Girl Charlotte no let's send them to the FRIENDSHIP REALM
4Kids gettim FMABH? My worst nightmare come to life.
You mean Full Metal Magician: Friendship is Alchemy.
moe raiden You mean Full Metal Magician: Frendshiphood?
Tyler Nope
Full Metal Magician: Friendshiphood is Transmuted
This is a lie
dude, not enough bad puns and lame slangs.
*SIGH* That is true...
GoatJesus Don't forget to edit out any foreign foods with ones that are more identifiable for Americans. Any foreign culture is a big no-no.
I Still heard "fagical" in the beginning :)
“I’m sorry Flower” Is so fucking underrated. All the weird ass English names that 4Kids gave never get talked about
"I am also friendship ninja" is now yet another of my many catchphrases.
Oh, and also MAGIC.EXE
all it's missing is freindship being mentioned 999999999999 more times
Then Hasbro will pick it up
this. is. the best.
anime irl Thanks so much!
GoatJesus You are genius! 👏👏👏 you had me laughing so hard XD
anime irl Aww. You're too kind! :)
just stating the facts XD
Friendship ninja?....they would try to pull that off, would they? XD
This........ This is a nightmare. I am so glad this never happened
But....Where are the special Fullmetal Magician trading cards?
Finally a age appropriate show for my little brother
I lost it at LET US GO ALFREDO
Having seen FMA this is now even funnier than it was already.
i laughed harder than i should have at "the cake is a lie"
Amazing. They did it better than the source material. beautiful voice acting and awesome adaptation. A western adaptation masterpiece
I didn't know that Hasbro and 4Kids had a baby
"LET US GO ALFREDO."
I'm crying at how funny that was.
*let me guess there mother was "kidnapped"* XD
ALFREDO XD
died at 0:34 XD "magic.exe"
Friendship is magic
Synclair Vowels Yo ho ho.
GoatJesus
Yo hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
^.^
1:32 his fore head is smiling. God damn it 5 kids
Re:Zero: Learning Friendship From Zero in a New Magical Land!
Oh damn!
Perfect.
Right down to the shitty voice-acting.
I shed many happy tears five-ever.
on a scale from 1 to edward, how done are you?
ice mages deserve better edward
To this day I still think his clothes look funny
The arbitrary renaming of Alfons to Alfredo LOL. Like Zoro becoming Zolo.
So wait... Alphonse is a robot now? Good... GOOD!
this is fucking hilarious.
SO THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ANhDHADHADHHHAHA
The hot dog part killed me lol
if fma was written by tommy weseau
The accuracy is astounding. I'm glad 4Kids didn't actually get FMAB.
Alphonse as a robot is genius XD
Anime of the year!
That cardcaptor sakura sountrack though!
*Opens Taskmanager*
*Selects Magic.exe*
*End Task*
I lost my shit at “MAGIC.EXE”. You’ve earned a sub.
0:58 Ed's voice is freaking hilarious
that ring has magic friendship genie fluffy get them love this thank you so much
And I thought Fairy Tail's arbitrary shoehorning of friendship was bad...
"You promised cake!"
"THe cAkE WaS a LiE"
This video just stole my f*cking spinal cord and started beating me to death with it
Ah full metal magician my fav anime .
3:53 Autogenerated subs: Believe in the power of French
Good thing I brought my magical metal friendship power glove of magicalness!
Alphonse sounds like a robot....... I see what you did there : D
What i did and stuff
260hedshots ....... hello
You mean alfred
It's Alfredo.
Get your 4Facts straight.
[rolling cymbal]
Gundam Seed's televised dub taught me that you need to have a bunch of big dumb glowing lines drawn on a pistol to make it look like a laser gun, then you can point it at kids all you want.
Fullmetal Friendship: Friendship is Alfredo.... XD
I think the best way to build criteria for how a 4Kids show distorts material is by comparing a daytime airing of a 4Kids episode to a daytime Toonami airing back in the 2000s. Given there are guides online that point to such (and even for 2010s Toonami or Nicktoons, where DBZ Kai has been censored quite a bit), you can really verify the extent of the fuckery. Much as 4Kids has lost its’ sting since the lawsuit incident, it’s still safe to say we must remember it and gatekeep to avoid such possibility of a similar organization ever existing. Like, you can actually see that for example voice actors in their dubs were actually respected VAs, from Marc Diraison (Zorro) voicing Guts of Berserk fame and Tokiomi Tohsaka to Sean Schemmel himself. I do despise 4Kids, but trust me: it was MUCH worse when they were actually a thing. I can name the shows I do respect for getting me into anime (Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh!, the latter of which I’ll still watch) and the shows I think they RUINED (Shaman King).
Needless to say, this video is funny.
Accurate
Morgan Lemons why do I fucking see you everywhere
If 4kids got their hands on Attack on Titan I bet they'd make the Titans shout 'fee fi fo fum!' XD
Tons of people die? No they're sleeping in tomato sauce.
Eren goes kinda crazy and turns on his allies? No hes just moody.
All the Titans dont have clothes? Put shirts on all of them even though they have literally nothing there.
Cut out all of season 3 part 1, rod will scare the childs.
Attack On Titan: Junior High.
Where's the cigaret- err I mean Lollypops??!
John Havenstockman hasn't been in an episode yet.
True haha!
Because Friendship is Magic.
I can't stop rewatching this *cough cough * it's too good. Sadly there's no such thing as fullmetal magician episode 2..
I think even Twilight Sparkle would be nauseated by this.
(Great parody...)
I need a second episode! XD
OK, FMA is one of my fav animes and i am cracking up at this. Good job XD
Fully Metallic Alchemy, Brothers
9/10 not enough friendship
Optimus Alfonzo
MAGICIANS! ROLL OUT!
0:30 Fagical Friendship Powers
Also CJs voice xD
Fun drinking game: take a shot any time one of them says friendship
Oh yeah!!!! Finally found a way to watch FMA with my little brother!!!! XD