I personally learned to drive in that car! I have to say that car is unstoppable... it’s like a mini tank xD... if you want to die like an hero you can try to reach 80 km/h
5:07 It's a butchered Lada Niva (or any other brand name like Cossack or Taiga for pretty much every European country), VAZ-2121, a rather popular Soviet crossover still made today (in fact, a new facelifted model sales started just last Friday). People sometimes use them as project cars, since new ones are rather cheap to buy. Although this sort of mods is rather dangerous, since the car's a unibody. 7:55 It's GAZ M72, the first crossover ever. It's basically a GAZ M20 body put on modified GAZ-69 SUV chassis. It's rare as hen's teeth, only about 4700 were made.
They already knew they would win in 1942,so they started making bluprints for the car,but due to kinda being at a defensive war pushed the car away,so they finished it after the war,put a stolen american engine (Which was already shitty with fuel economy) cut away 2 cillinders and put it in
I do enjoy a lulzy Kotton video, but I can't say anything good about this game. It's nearly a direct rip off of Papers Please, just in 3D. Just a lazy money making attempt IMO. Playing Papers Please and commentating with an Eastern European accent >>>>>> Contraband Police
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A guy in a green ride: speaks russian
Cotton: He is a bad guy
That first car is a fiat 126p , a legend of a car in Poland :D.
nice
@@kotton yep Tom Hanks got one from Poland last year :)
I personally learned to drive in that car! I have to say that car is unstoppable... it’s like a mini tank xD... if you want to die like an hero you can try to reach 80 km/h
@@simonecremonesi mad overtake a big truck in rain :D
thank god now they are making cars in at least 720p
Kotton: "Sir where is the engine?"
Fred Flintstone: "Am I a joke to you?"
*slashes all four tires*
"Alright sir, it appears you have four flat tires."
"Sir, where is your engine?"
That got me harder than it should have lmao the dude gotta be using his feet to get by
Definitly worth a playthrough when it releases. Laughed so hard. I just love these meme simulators. :D
Today is the day
"Sir where the hell is the engine" LOL I'm dead
"so, how badly do you want to get across this border"
5:07 It's a butchered Lada Niva (or any other brand name like Cossack or Taiga for pretty much every European country), VAZ-2121, a rather popular Soviet crossover still made today (in fact, a new facelifted model sales started just last Friday). People sometimes use them as project cars, since new ones are rather cheap to buy. Although this sort of mods is rather dangerous, since the car's a unibody.
7:55 It's GAZ M72, the first crossover ever. It's basically a GAZ M20 body put on modified GAZ-69 SUV chassis. It's rare as hen's teeth, only about 4700 were made.
This is a cool game to play for 45 min annually.
That car hasn't seen a shanking like that since it's gulag days
U have a way to make every video fun as hell :D
This is basically Papers Please in 3D LUL
That was a masterpiece. This is a piece of junk.
the guy in the contraband car ... that's the guy you need to know if you need hooking up with ANYTHING!
Another classic, now i wanna buy this game for the memes
Backseating aside, that ghost game was pure memes. 100% a marksmen game I hope to see you play it some more
😂😂😂 the last dude with his violations
Kotton PLEASE do more of this game!
Things he did wrong:
1 Name mismatch
2 wrong date
3 THE ENGINE WAS IN THE BACK OF THE GOD DAMN CAR
I think that weird blue oval in the engine compartment was supposed to be a carburetor.
Passes border crossing: *Leaves with boot and bonnet open* xDDDD
Those mosquito noises on the headphones man :D
this game is so good i wonder what other things you can do here
i played through the demo and damn this game is fun XD i want more asap
This game made by game called: Papers Please. Very similar game.
Kotton is like a mom searching her kids room lol
I collapsed a lung laughing at this
Dayum Kotton.
Thank you my friend!
I love so hard i almost peed myself :D
Man I've wanted you to play this so bad lol
Damn this is like Papers please.
Don't mind me just a illegal comment going by 😁🍺
If u wont see more clasic cars like that , google" Polish old cars"
Sir do u know that rear engine cars exist ?
8:00
The car is basically a Soviet Car made after the war called "Victory"
Well the commies seem to have won so it doesn't surprise me
They already knew they would win in 1942,so they started making bluprints for the car,but due to kinda being at a defensive war pushed the car away,so they finished it after the war,put a stolen american engine (Which was already shitty with fuel economy) cut away 2 cillinders and put it in
This was hilarious. Idk how you find these games lol
14:35 lmao!! So good!
Kotton are local border patrol agent
So is this from the same guys that did papers please?
More of this pls. This is the stupid shit I love
The green car is a Packard
so it's basically an enlarged "paper,please"
jeez u made me laugh as fuck tho :D
He's already being hostile your knife has a durability bar
This is like a 3D version of papers please. Is this made by the same people?
That was hilarious.
A "messed-up-roof" truck is soviet "NIVA"
It looks like a squished bronco
How the hecc do these people fit in these tiny cars? Good lord 😂
Hope i get never controlled by Dad Kotton!
Very cool.
it looks like they took a snowmobile engine and put it in a car lmao
MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so a 3d papers please?
Glory to Arstotzka
Why isnt he playing tarkov anymore?
Whats a man gonna do for a cavity search over here?
Good morning father
mornin
You must play this game More its so funny
I don't need to buy this game because I already do this shit in real life.
its Fiat 126P
you didnt even check the doors for drugssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
damn i missed the stream :D
micro 26 d that is what they called me in collage
car its a fiat 126
Play deadside
I do enjoy a lulzy Kotton video, but I can't say anything good about this game. It's nearly a direct rip off of Papers Please, just in 3D. Just a lazy money making attempt IMO.
Playing Papers Please and commentating with an Eastern European accent >>>>>> Contraband Police
First. Love the content Kotton!
jesus this man is so slow
Wow this game has 0 content
Damm this is just a blatant papers please ripoff
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