“Sorry Mate… we’re gonna have to cyber-bully the f^€> out of you”. Was the funniest line I’ve ever heard from this video. And the fact Jaxon cracks up laughing makes it better! 🤣
yeah, the other lines wont really be changing that much, so if that line topped off the video for you, it will in fact be the funniest line you ever heard from this video
The Australian intruder one- can confirm. My school called a fire evacuation because someone was at the fence trying to get into the school (I don't know why) and we got to watch him almost climb the fence that was 50 metres away from us and then we got to watch the police tackle the guy to the floor and arrest him
That is 100% accurate every Australian teacher has at least 2 years qualification training in mixed martial arts . Support teacher slamming disrespectful kids
Back in the day, waayyyyyy back when i was a wee lass, american school principals, if your parents had signed a form, they could spank you for being disruptive. My dad made sure he signed it, and I knew it. Now its "ohhh dont hit my angel even though he stabbed his teacher!!"
Australian intruder is so accurate! Back when I was at school we had this one guy high on god knows what who randomly ran on to the basketball court in the middle of pe and the pe teacher just right hooked him in the jaw and he was out cold. I will never forget that one 😅😊
At my high school we had an fire evacuation drill, and afterwards the principle basically yelled at us about how bad we were. The next day during the first period, an alarm goes off and we get under desks and stuff. Bow were thinking oh the school is doing this to get back at us for the last evacuation. Turns out no, a real intruder with a knife came onto school grounds, and ran off. Was later arrested.
We actually have Never Gonna Give You Up as our “Lockdown” emergency alarm. It was voted in by the students and aims to not alert an intruder that we know that they are there. We also have a fire alarm the goes “WOOOP WOOOP emergency WOOP WOOP evacuate now”
1:19 as an American, this was a really great caricature of an American accent. Like something you'd only ever hear in a cartoon but still, fucking great
That's not realistic for American schools, though. (Except Catholic schools maybe) The correct response would be "My son would never do that! I'm going to sue you for even suggesting it!"
Back when I was a foreign exchange student, a suspicious guy had snuck into the school and loitered at the canteen. Once he started disturbing us students a teacher told him to leave and when he didn't immediately leave he was beaten to a pulp. The teacher even asked a bunch of us kids to help literally throw him out of the school. It was the wildest thing 😂 Don't want to talk about when I exchanged in the states, that was a nightmare...
Seems to be a common occurence, we had a security guard nick-named Sarge at our school, some random bloke walked across the school oval whilst he was talking to me and my mates at the edge of the oval, Sarge saw him, bolted to him and spear tackled him. Good times growing up in Melbourne.
@@CamoSquid The impression I get is that everyone tries to go with a date for prom. Where as we have school Ball here in New Zealand but you only go with a date if you're already a couple. No one asks anyone to go with them. Seems like the main difference.
No you just can't see them because they're upside down. Most people have never caught a glimpse of one because your peripherals fill in the space outside your field of vision automatically. But chances are if you subtly glance upward there's likely an Australian right above you at all times. Fun fact: this is actually why smoke rises when you have a cone, because it attracts Australians. This behavior evolved naturally to help them cope with constantly needing to grip the earth so they don't fall off.
Don’t forget the trope of bullies shoving your head in the toilet in the US. I never got why their toilets had enough water for that. Every time I see one it gives me the anxiety I get whenever I think that I’ve clogged the toilet because for a brief second the water didn’t go down.
it's not so much that there's a lot of water in the toilet, but when they put your head in the toilet you also flush it generating the water. they are called swirlies and i'm pretty sure the name came from the fact that you flush with then head in the toilet. the water swirls around in the bowl hence the name swirlies
90% of the comments on Fairbairn channel - Darcy's acting as .. etc 9% of the comments on Fairbairn channel - commenting on the repetetive Darcy comments 1% of the comments on Fairbarin channel - like this one, breaking it down Very good video boys, gave me a good laugh
"Your son was caught mercilessly beating other students multiple times." "How DARE you accuse my precious baby of such things? I won't stand for this! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!" "Alright, alright, we'll look the other way, but just 1 or 2 hundred more times."
Fr the canteen is the best part of the day, like I was in line after I couldn't find my money and my friend was shouting me, all I wanted was a lollie pop, and the person infrobt of us bought ALL of them. And by then everything had run out, so it was closed, everyone was pissed!
Went to school in North Carolina, pretty much everyone on my street has a firearm but I've never seen a school shooting myself. So I'm very protective of 2A just from my background. I think guns sound scarier than they actually are. I think most Australians think every American has a gunshot wound or something 😂🤣. Yeah 2A is a complex debate depending on your background. I have guns I inherited from my grandmother which are now precious heirlooms so a gun owner by default.
The intruder one is legit. I went to an elite girls private school and some teenage boy tried to get in and cause trouble and we all left class to watch our principal in heels and a pencil skirt crash tackle him to the ground and pin him there until the police showed up. She was a national hockey player.
Another goated upload. Also I met Max and Chad today out of no where! now i just gotta somehow meet you legends and get a photo, my life will be complete then
When Jaxon asks a girl to the formal, he uses the vocal range of a 75yr old partially deaf Canola farmer calling his dog in from the next paddock...... She'll probably agree due to the sheer volume of the question.
Pranks were wild in aus high-school too. My sis's mate "glazed" a donut and put it in the canteen microwave and had another guy eat it. If you go to killarney heights high don't use the microwave on the right 💀
@@TarzansMom I believe in this context it means he coated it with semen. I guess microwaving it was supposed to make it more appetising and/or mask the odour.
Lmao 😂 this is why AUSTRALIANS ARE FUCKING AMAZING ❤️💯🤘🏼 much love to these dudes, Australia 🇦🇺 is #2 on the countries to visit on my bucket list, you Aussies just keep getting better everyday Much love and peace from America 🇺🇸 ❤️✌🏼
It was funny after the intruder walked into school and was dealt with, the vice principal announced to the school (in the gym) that everyone could leave early, and we all cheered 😅 Vice principal was NOT happy
The Austrialian school part was how american schools were like 30 years ago! "Oh your truck in the parking lot in the back window you have a shotgun rack with an actual loaded shotgun on it? Oh cool!"
@@jellybaebi I assure you it is not bullshit. This was Texas , and actually it was at least 40 years ago. I am showing my age. But I assure you...all true. Redneck male teens had shotguns in a rack in their truck
@@MikeJF85 Actually assuming a student gets their Ls when they turn 16 they could very well get their Ps during year 11 or 12 and drive themselves to school, and some high schools actually do have parking lots for such students to use or nearby ones at the very least.
My school (Aus) had a lock down when I was in year 12. So we all hurried back into our homerooms and I was trying to comfort my year 7 buddy. I said "don't worry, we are on a green alert which means it's not bad." She still wasn't calm enough so I said, "a red alert is the bad one so we're fine." And then bam not even a full minute later the red alert siren goes off. Jesus Christ thanks mate. It was fine but man that was bad timing.
“Sorry Mate… we’re gonna have to cyber-bully the f^€> out of you”. Was the funniest line I’ve ever heard from this video. And the fact Jaxon cracks up laughing makes it better! 🤣
well of course its the funniest line youve ever heard from this video, it came out an hour ago
@@ryandrummond3794 what does that have to do with anything?
@@randomplayer6461 he’s making fun of the way he worded his comment
yeah, the other lines wont really be changing that much, so if that line topped off the video for you, it will in fact be the funniest line you ever heard from this video
The Australian intruder one- can confirm. My school called a fire evacuation because someone was at the fence trying to get into the school (I don't know why) and we got to watch him almost climb the fence that was 50 metres away from us and then we got to watch the police tackle the guy to the floor and arrest him
Back in my day we didn't have fences, but we did get to watch the PE teacher spray an intruder with the garden hose until he left the school grounds.
How tall were the fences? At my school if you wanted to get in the premises you just hop the fence in like 2 seconds
@@shaun4914 at mine you could (and still can) just walk right on in.
Fun fact; it took a group of GROWN adults to try and break threw the gate at my school, but I did it within 2seconds. God I love Aussie gates 🤣
At our school an intruder can just walk in through the open gate-
That is 100% accurate every Australian teacher has at least 2 years qualification training in mixed martial arts . Support teacher slamming disrespectful kids
With some of the kids ive seen, yeah that would be preferable
We had an intruder and this yr 10 girl called Tessa thought he was cute and went up to him and flashed hre norks and it scared him off
@@graphite2786 wtf
Back in the day, waayyyyyy back when i was a wee lass, american school principals, if your parents had signed a form, they could spank you for being disruptive. My dad made sure he signed it, and I knew it. Now its "ohhh dont hit my angel even though he stabbed his teacher!!"
@@graphite2786 Excuse me?
Australian intruder is so accurate! Back when I was at school we had this one guy high on god knows what who randomly ran on to the basketball court in the middle of pe and the pe teacher just right hooked him in the jaw and he was out cold. I will never forget that one 😅😊
Because Straya.
Their American accents are on point
*Their
Their*
Lol no
They are "American accents, en pointe".
You are all a bunch of Grammar Deputies.
No they aren’t lmfao
At my high school we had an fire evacuation drill, and afterwards the principle basically yelled at us about how bad we were.
The next day during the first period, an alarm goes off and we get under desks and stuff.
Bow were thinking oh the school is doing this to get back at us for the last evacuation.
Turns out no, a real intruder with a knife came onto school grounds, and ran off.
Was later arrested.
So how many years did you all get for doubting the emergency?
Aidan Mullard + It's been over 25years, since I was at School, can you tell me, are their different Alarms for an Intruder and Fire?
@@LtHarkness187 it's just different bell times.
So like 3 long for a fire and 6 quick for an intruder I think.
Been out of school nearly 3 years.
We actually have Never Gonna Give You Up as our “Lockdown” emergency alarm. It was voted in by the students and aims to not alert an intruder that we know that they are there. We also have a fire alarm the goes “WOOOP WOOOP emergency WOOP WOOP evacuate now”
they set that up to reinforce compliant behavior
1:19 as an American, this was a really great caricature of an American accent. Like something you'd only ever hear in a cartoon but still, fucking great
Darcy's acting as Rhonda was phenomenal. Absolutely breathtaking performance as always.
jesus
"I will have him severely punished beyond what is necessary."
Amazing.
That's not realistic for American schools, though. (Except Catholic schools maybe) The correct response would be "My son would never do that! I'm going to sue you for even suggesting it!"
Back when I was a foreign exchange student, a suspicious guy had snuck into the school and loitered at the canteen. Once he started disturbing us students a teacher told him to leave and when he didn't immediately leave he was beaten to a pulp. The teacher even asked a bunch of us kids to help literally throw him out of the school. It was the wildest thing 😂
Don't want to talk about when I exchanged in the states, that was a nightmare...
Seems to be a common occurence, we had a security guard nick-named Sarge at our school, some random bloke walked across the school oval whilst he was talking to me and my mates at the edge of the oval, Sarge saw him, bolted to him and spear tackled him. Good times growing up in Melbourne.
“And the principal full on spear tackled him. I’ve got a video of it😂” I was on the floor laughing🤣🤣🤣
Just rewatching old fairbairn films and qualified auto mechanic is such a banger
Prom is a very weird thing that I have never understood as an Australian
As a german neither have I!
What's to not understand about it lol it's just a dance
@@CamoSquid but why
It's quite a simple concept, isn't it?
@@CamoSquid The impression I get is that everyone tries to go with a date for prom. Where as we have school Ball here in New Zealand but you only go with a date if you're already a couple. No one asks anyone to go with them. Seems like the main difference.
Lachlans acting as an Aussie was outstanding considering they don’t exist
as an australian I can confirm I dont exist, most people just have alzimers
No you just can't see them because they're upside down. Most people have never caught a glimpse of one because your peripherals fill in the space outside your field of vision automatically. But chances are if you subtly glance upward there's likely an Australian right above you at all times.
Fun fact: this is actually why smoke rises when you have a cone, because it attracts Australians. This behavior evolved naturally to help them cope with constantly needing to grip the earth so they don't fall off.
@@alrighttumbleweed4782 the only Aussie I’ve seen is myself, oh wait do I exist????
@@lilxa615 Jesus mate you've placed me into a existential quandary as to whether I'm really Australian or a Canadian actor
Darcy's acting as the Oscar winning American accents was spot on 🤌
Their attempt to do an American accent somehow just ended up being Irish and I love it.
No where near Irish
It was at least 89% spot on American, you don’t even realise 😂
Darcy’s acting as the soup was absolutely incredible.
I like how accurate this is to reality
Darcy's acting as an inverted filter for the Australian part was astounding.
Whenever there's an American accent in an Australian comedy skit it's always fucking horrendous and I absolutely love it
Their American accents sounded so normal I didn't realized they were doing accents until Lachlan said "vigilant".
In my highschool we had an intruder spear tackled by our ABSOLUTE UNIT of a groundskeeper
The parent teaching their kid how to smoke cones is accurate af. I met a few of em.
Instead of my parents it was my older brother. Got caught smoking cones in school too. A lot of people did at my school.
Darcy’s acting as the intruder was exactly on point!
Yeah
Not funny
@@patrickcleary2010 you may have to cope
@@rihookim9 unfortunately
Don’t forget the trope of bullies shoving your head in the toilet in the US. I never got why their toilets had enough water for that. Every time I see one it gives me the anxiety I get whenever I think that I’ve clogged the toilet because for a brief second the water didn’t go down.
it's not so much that there's a lot of water in the toilet, but when they put your head in the toilet you also flush it generating the water. they are called swirlies and i'm pretty sure the name came from the fact that you flush with then head in the toilet. the water swirls around in the bowl hence the name swirlies
90% of the comments on Fairbairn channel - Darcy's acting as .. etc
9% of the comments on Fairbairn channel - commenting on the repetetive Darcy comments
1% of the comments on Fairbarin channel - like this one, breaking it down
Very good video boys, gave me a good laugh
Darcy's acting as the american accents is really good
Therapist: American Jaxon and Lachlan can’t hurt you, they aren’t real.
American Jaxon and Lachlan:
Omg the picking up rubbish punishment. Thats our school on point-
“f#@& yeah the Ronda!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Darcy's acting as the chair over Jaxon's shoulder is oscar worthy
"Your son was caught mercilessly beating other students multiple times."
"How DARE you accuse my precious baby of such things? I won't stand for this! You'll be hearing from my lawyer!"
"Alright, alright, we'll look the other way, but just 1 or 2 hundred more times."
Jaxon's American accent is spot on.
Source: I'm from California.
Wow that's a great Australian accent coming from an American!
Darcy's acting as both school buildings was phenomenal.
Fr the canteen is the best part of the day, like I was in line after I couldn't find my money and my friend was shouting me, all I wanted was a lollie pop, and the person infrobt of us bought ALL of them. And by then everything had run out, so it was closed, everyone was pissed!
Darcys acting as the intruder with the knife was amazing
Darcy's acting as the debate surrounding the Second Amendment and the United States public school system is breathtaking
Went to school in North Carolina, pretty much everyone on my street has a firearm but I've never seen a school shooting myself. So I'm very protective of 2A just from my background. I think guns sound scarier than they actually are. I think most Australians think every American has a gunshot wound or something 😂🤣. Yeah 2A is a complex debate depending on your background. I have guns I inherited from my grandmother which are now precious heirlooms so a gun owner by default.
@@djgroopz4952 yea its very complex, one country has the most school shootings and nobody seems to know why
darcy’s acting over the phone was elite
Their American accents sound like if stock photos could talk
Jaxson glowed up really fucking hard
The intruder one is legit. I went to an elite girls private school and some teenage boy tried to get in and cause trouble and we all left class to watch our principal in heels and a pencil skirt crash tackle him to the ground and pin him there until the police showed up. She was a national hockey player.
"Hey Rhonda! Wanna go to the Formal?
...probably wasn't the best way to do that..."
The bully was being very understanding about the dad thing
I live Australia and one time this kid brought in a gel blaster and got bashed by the coppas
wtf all these vs videos are GOLD!
“I will have him severely punished beyond what’s necessary” I scream laughed
Another goated upload. Also I met Max and Chad today out of no where! now i just gotta somehow meet you legends and get a photo, my life will be complete then
0:29 For anyone who doesn’t know what that is it’s a ice cream
The American accents are what made me subscribe ngl 😭😂
Golly gee, Australian school sound like a worksite job but everyone is 16
as an american i didnt have to worry about getting cyberbullied since i grew up before the internet
I loved the Australian accent was done pretty well
0:07 this came true at a school near me but not the part where he gets tazed and it was a kid with a knife not an intruder
Smoking cones on the foooty field is an Aussie tradition. He should get the school medal for that
Darcy's acting as the principal was phenomenal
Now THIS is original content!
It's not about the journey
It's the Darcy's acting along the way
When in the past year your school has had 2 bomb threats
One is full of gun crime, and one is a genuinely enjoyable experience.
Such a good american accent, i have 4 friends that are anerican and its so good
Miss Nesbit? Is that a Jake and Amir reference?
When Jaxon asks a girl to the formal, he uses the vocal range of a 75yr old partially deaf Canola farmer calling his dog in from the next paddock...... She'll probably agree due to the sheer volume of the question.
LOL I love it when y’all try accents 😂🤣
Jaxon's American impression sounds like an alien that uses really proper grammar trying to fit in.
I'm disappointed that the Aussie version of the canteen wasn't used, it's the tuckshop!
Darcy starring as the American accents was amazing
wtf is up with Australian schools having the odd knife-weilding intruder walking around every so often hahaha
Pranks were wild in aus high-school too. My sis's mate "glazed" a donut and put it in the canteen microwave and had another guy eat it. If you go to killarney heights high don't use the microwave on the right 💀
That's just too far imo
Did the guy who ate it ever find out.
I’m baffled. What is “glazed” and why did he put it in the microwave?
@@TarzansMom he's talking about someone ejaculating on the donut then melting it to make it look like a normal donut with icing.
@@TarzansMom I believe in this context it means he coated it with semen. I guess microwaving it was supposed to make it more appetising and/or mask the odour.
The bite of the sausage roll is always at least half of it all
0:22 *MS.* Nesbit, actually. She would've been pissed at you
Jaxon's accent was actually really good
Smoking cones on the fotty oval at lunch today 🤣🤣 classic
there was this kid in my primary school called Kyim and he decided to jump the fence at lunch time and run home. It was so random
darcy acting as a pillow was actually briliant
billy was smokin some billies
Lmao 😂 this is why AUSTRALIANS ARE FUCKING AMAZING ❤️💯🤘🏼 much love to these dudes, Australia 🇦🇺 is #2 on the countries to visit on my bucket list, you Aussies just keep getting better everyday
Much love and peace from America 🇺🇸 ❤️✌🏼
It was funny after the intruder walked into school and was dealt with, the vice principal announced to the school (in the gym) that everyone could leave early, and we all cheered 😅
Vice principal was NOT happy
Darcy's acting as Ronda was immensely breathtaking!
did you come up with that yourself?
The accents have me on the floor
These lads should really do one of them pod cast or something.
The Austrialian school part was how american schools were like 30 years ago! "Oh your truck in the parking lot in the back window you have a shotgun rack with an actual loaded shotgun on it? Oh cool!"
Well in Oz there wouldn't be a parking lot or kids driving themselves to school or anyone having shotguns but aside from that.
This is bullshit as exhibited by the reply above, shotguns? lol
@@jellybaebi I assure you it is not bullshit. This was Texas , and actually it was at least 40 years ago. I am showing my age. But I assure you...all true. Redneck male teens had shotguns in a rack in their truck
@@MikeJF85 Actually assuming a student gets their Ls when they turn 16 they could very well get their Ps during year 11 or 12 and drive themselves to school, and some high schools actually do have parking lots for such students to use or nearby ones at the very least.
Mr Nisbet, literally a teacher at my school 😭
The Fairbairn’s American accents sound Irish lmao
They have so many lockdown drills but no like problems in Australia lmao
As a American that is pretty true, soup day was the bomb, though the bullying isn't like that
Toy Story reference was golden.
Fan of the channel and content, and I know having a formula is great and all, but this is the 19th ___ vs ___ in a row.
Their Australian accents are really good
American schools having airport level security checkpoints is the most shocking difference to me, such a scary reality
Then still why do they have those typical school shootings ?
That’s only true in about 5 U.S. schools
Top tier American Ascents.
In america if u ask out Rhonda ud be arrested for sexual harrassment
Their American accents still kind of sound Australian but also sound like a GPS voice.
Jackson had grown into puberty since last time i seen him in a video
Darcy as Rhonda was on point
Please do another PowerPoint presentation video it was so good
I downloaded Spotify just for you guys … I’m from Qld so I haven’t gotten around to listening yet but I did subscribe… I think 💭
Video idea: a wild darcy appears
My school (Aus) had a lock down when I was in year 12. So we all hurried back into our homerooms and I was trying to comfort my year 7 buddy. I said "don't worry, we are on a green alert which means it's not bad." She still wasn't calm enough so I said, "a red alert is the bad one so we're fine."
And then bam not even a full minute later the red alert siren goes off. Jesus Christ thanks mate. It was fine but man that was bad timing.
The accents were great