Everyone (including me) loves "I'm assume you've been briefed?" but "You never look...at him...in his eye" is a hilariously delivered line that gets overlooked, lol
I lost it when they randomly insulted howard "YOU WORKED FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT?" You just KNOW Jackie had a part of that being in there, he had to get a kick out of it 😂
Jackie had a dream job...write jokes and be a part of the biggest radio show ever and making tons of money!!! Jackie's greed and the power of the show got to his head..he referred to team as the Beatles..so he felt all were huge to the show but Howard is clearly the star and when he quit he realized how overall useless to the show he was...never heard about him again..Jackie would've never made it as a well known Chris Rock comedian if it wasn't for the notoriety and popularity of the show!! Jackie would've made millions if he wasnt so greedy and just kept mouth shut...would've made millions with Sirius...biggest mistake of his career and he acknowledges that!
The jackie years were so funny. The tension he had with howard was the best. I liked artie but those years got so dark. It really was depressing hearing artie on heroin & when he got so heavy & angry it was too sad. Plus Jackie wrote so well for howard , but stand up he wasnt really good from what I heard. Writing a funny joke on the fly was Jackie's fortay
@@bigdukesix4161 no he didn't you opinionated dolt. He was enabled by the whole howard Stern group and even howard thought it was funny for Artie to be high all the time, until high artie was getting all the attention. Then Howard got whiney and decided to act like the victim because he doesn't have the power to control artie anymore..... And the fact that you believe everything howard says just shows how incapable you are in thinking for yourself, and you can't even make your own joke but repeat what already exist "wannabe belushi" you're a reject hack with nothing to live for and this echo chamber of Stern spaztics are pathetic
The Artie years were increasingly dark but it was mesmerizing radio. Effortlessly funny and a perfect fit for the show after Jackie. So sad his star has dimmed because of his addictions...
This movie which I don't think anyone has ever seen is called THE WICKED (horror) and the logline is this -- Satanism has become illegal in the United States. Grace, Queen of a Satanic cult is faced with betrayal within her coven while dealing with a mounting assault from the descendants of the Knights Templar who vow to destroy her. Not one thing in this scene would lead me to guess one word of this.
@@kyanrinel5898 She had a good decade here because I thought the line about the guy playing the music was the most talented person in the scene was funny.
My favorite is when a self-proclaimed “ugly” woman called in and eventually they started talking about her blind husband and Robin asked “did he pluck his own eyes out?”
There used to be a really great clip on here about Jackie being upset that they passed him over for the role of Barney Rubble in The Flintstones movie.
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Haha yeah I always thought this was great. I'm going to try to dig up the Jackie appearance where they play that for the first time with him in studio.
@@Chip_Whitley Chip, I've been looking for when they played Garry's audio book for the first time with his jukebox list, or album list or whatever it was. Do you have it or is it available?
Jackie breaks every rule of standup comedy. He doesn’t write his own shit, he laughs at “his” own jokes, and he sells everything under the sun. Whatta hack
Jackie also played an obnoxious bartender in the High Times film " Pot Luck'. I might just finally get that Joke Machine. Funny line.. "Hey Grandma, did you smoke pot with Adam and Eve?"
@@stinkyham9050 Been twenty years now...they were together for 15...guess there's still the pleasure of schadenfreude & that strange feeling you sometimes get on meeting a long lost childhood acquaintance... you know?...wonder if Howard would pick up a vital medical bill for him?...
Howard is such a passive aggressive baby as soon as his staff leave they are dead to him! Jackie wasn’t on the level as the countless icons of Comedy but, Jackie wrote so much of the classic Stern era Once Jackie left there was a huge drop off /Vibe was much different Artie is no better then Jackie as a Stand up but, they both told great stories but, Jackie never really kissed up to the staff like Artie (The Jackie & Billy years were simply fantastic and all that Radio gold was on regular radio (The move over to Sat. radio was a double edged sword wow they can say bad words but, that got stale and the show seem to get more and more lazy…. It’s also ironic that Howard is knocking Jackie for always playing himself in movies and tv (His film was a Biography on himself and when he did tv it was always appearances being Howard Stern (There’s footage of Howard doing that indie film in the 1980’s and that’s horrible the dude in The Room is a much better actor then Stern
Fun fact about the JokeMaster Jr.: about 2 years ago Jackie got involved with Stuttering John's podcast. John's old producer/agent/whatever Royce produced a reunion special with John, Jackie and Billy, and got all involved with Jackie and his "career". Of course it ended in disaster, because Jackie is a nightmare to deal with. As a day job Royce owns an arcade in SoCal so he asked Jackie if he wanted to put a few old JokeMasters for sale in the arcade as a novelty for old Stern fans. Jackie said he didn't have any left because they "sold out" (aka he gave them away). Then he tried to get Royce to invest 100 grand into producing a new batch of the things. Because of this and a ton of other issues, Royce and Stuttering John are no longer speaking to Jackie. LOL.
I gotta see this movie. Who hired these guys??? Who edited it?? The first line! "Come heeeerree!" And hes supposed to be an aide to the President? What?
I went to see Jackie last year at a theater at the jersey shore that holds 500 people and there were only 30 people in attendance..very sad how far he has fallen.
Love this! Hilarious! Poor Jackie. Left the show, screwed up and Howard has been there ever since day one to rub salt in his wounds to a National audience. Surprised he hasnt sued him yet. BUT this is funny as hell.
What's that? The first lady and president just had a baby? Well I have some gifts for them. The president and first lady get a free joke master and I'm going to give the baby girl a blue night light for its pink room. What the hell I'll throw in a blue polyester sweater.
"Where were you in Florida?"
"The Cordoza Hotel"
Fuckin classic
Lmao
He's Jackie the Jokeman, and he works hard. 20% discount.
@Oscar Patino LMAO. Gotta admit, he was always working the flim-flam.
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He plugged his own merch in the movie. Amazing.
"I'm assume you been briefed"
That's been stuck in my head for years...
"Come on..that's killer shit!!"
LOL
,😆
@@Martyisruling "No fuck/shit/ream/blow?!"
Jokeman...is it?
My favorite line “Listen, the movie isn’t jumping off the page. Make it your own...”
Everyone (including me) loves "I'm assume you've been briefed?" but "You never look...at him...in his eye" is a hilariously delivered line that gets overlooked, lol
Yes...nothing funnier than "senators" who sound like stand ins for The Sopranos...
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Jokemen
Cuz he hates dat shit. 🤣
Coz he don't like Dat shit...
Cold gold makes ya old, way before your tiiiime.
Whiskey is for celabratin!
in due time, uh jokeman is it?
It hurts to listen to that clip
When Howard says " fuck shit , no fuck shit bla la" = lol
Jokemen
Jackie….call me Jackie.
Looks like you fell for the oldest gag in the books there senator!
I lost it when they randomly insulted howard "YOU WORKED FOR THAT PIECE OF SHIT?" You just KNOW Jackie had a part of that being in there, he had to get a kick out of it 😂
Yeah " punch that script up!"
And Jackie wonders why he was never seen again after the Stern show… 😂 Howard was a blessing to this 🤡
Jackie had a dream job...write jokes and be a part of the biggest radio show ever and making tons of money!!! Jackie's greed and the power of the show got to his head..he referred to team as the Beatles..so he felt all were huge to the show but Howard is clearly the star and when he quit he realized how overall useless to the show he was...never heard about him again..Jackie would've never made it as a well known Chris Rock comedian if it wasn't for the notoriety and popularity of the show!! Jackie would've made millions if he wasnt so greedy and just kept mouth shut...would've made millions with Sirius...biggest mistake of his career and he acknowledges that!
This thing works on like 14 different levels of comedy and psychology.
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The jackie years were so funny. The tension he had with howard was the best. I liked artie but those years got so dark. It really was depressing hearing artie on heroin & when he got so heavy & angry it was too sad. Plus Jackie wrote so well for howard , but stand up he wasnt really good from what I heard. Writing a funny joke on the fly was Jackie's fortay
Artie took so much for granted ... he would sit around and eat and just not care.. wannabe belushi
forte*
but other than that, well said!
@@bigdukesix4161 no he didn't you opinionated dolt. He was enabled by the whole howard Stern group and even howard thought it was funny for Artie to be high all the time, until high artie was getting all the attention. Then Howard got whiney and decided to act like the victim because he doesn't have the power to control artie anymore..... And the fact that you believe everything howard says just shows how incapable you are in thinking for yourself, and you can't even make your own joke but repeat what already exist "wannabe belushi" you're a reject hack with nothing to live for and this echo chamber of Stern spaztics are pathetic
The Artie years were increasingly dark but it was mesmerizing radio. Effortlessly funny and a perfect fit for the show after Jackie. So sad his star has dimmed because of his addictions...
@@bigdukesix4161 I still wonder how Artie had a 300k ABC contract on the side, before The HSS. Especially after MadTV.
"C'mon that's killer shit!"
that's what I do
This movie which I don't think anyone has ever seen is called THE WICKED (horror) and the logline is this -- Satanism has become illegal in the United States. Grace, Queen of a Satanic cult is faced with betrayal within her coven while dealing with a mounting assault from the descendants of the Knights Templar who vow to destroy her.
Not one thing in this scene would lead me to guess one word of this.
What in the fuck
It's astounding how unfunny Jackie is in that movie.
Its astounding how unfunny hackie is, period.
I like the fucking me with a rake line
“Howuhd Stoyne?”
That PRICK Howard -Stoyn!
Un Christian like.
" that's killer s&it" only Jackie would play himself & plug his stuff the joke master jr.
“This is a movie you listen “ every once in a while Robin throws a funny line. BTW Jackie was not the worst actor in that scene
Once a decade.
She said the best actor was the music 🎵 player 😆😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@kyanrinel5898 She had a good decade here because I thought the line about the guy playing the music was the most talented person in the scene was funny.
My favorite is when a self-proclaimed “ugly” woman called in and eventually they started talking about her blind husband and Robin asked “did he pluck his own eyes out?”
I think Jackie laughing at his own jokes was funnier than his Jokes
I come back to this clip a lot. A Jackie commercial with a story wrapped around it
But that's killer shit!!😅😅😅
When Jackie says " What?" So much comedy follows in tiny bits but it's some of the funniest shit
There used to be a really great clip on here about Jackie being upset that they passed him over for the role of Barney Rubble in The Flintstones movie.
I remember that clip , he said his whole life people said he looked like Barney .
The best part of that clip is him admitting he never tried to audition, he just sent a stand-up reel to Spielberg and got offended that wasn't enough.
@@busybody579 I liked his dig at Rosie O'Donnell, too.
“Hey Jew, I’m Barney!”
i'm assumed spielberg didn't listen to it.
This was a horror movie. How the hell did this scene fit into that???
The actors all hung themselves after they watched the scene?
Lol. It’s terrifying…..in its unique kind of way. (And I think they just found a way to crowbar JM into the movie.)
Director and producers knew howard wpuld talk about it, they just needed the free promo
I’m assume you’ve been briefed?
howard called it right. jackie is doing rodney dangerfield walking into the club in caddy shack goofing on the squares.
Does anyone know where I can buy this movie? Its called 'The Wicked' made in 2008. I'll buy it and post the Jackie part on youtube.
0WaterAndSmoke0 www.amazon.com/Wicked-Rachel-Nau/dp/B001G33OCQ
@@PlutoTheGod that says it cant be watched in my location. They have made it hard to find and buy
"Currently unavailable"
@@0WaterAndSmoke0 That's Jackie's doing
The most unbelievable part is the guy playing the senator. Sounds like he walked off the Sopranos
Wig also played himself in acting roles. Perhaps some projection about his own failed acting career.
I never knew how to feel about Jackie, his jokes were so hit and miss. He would say something funny and then say something extremely hacky.
"No fuck, shit, ream, blow?"
Douche chills!!! Haha!!!
I ordered one of those Jokemaster things a few years back. I still use it to this day. Not the Jokemaster itself, but the box
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Same here. I threw the joke master in the trash but I filled the box up with stones and I use it as a doorstop.
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Don't get into comedy.
“You’re fuckin’ me with a rake”...
Just horrible & outstanding @ the same time😆😂😂😭😭😭
This is what convinced me that Howard was pretty on about Jackie and his talent
His career took off after he left the show! He was right.. Howard was holding him back..
He's been punching up scripts ever since. Lol
How can anyone hate Jackie. Call him over rated, not funny or whatever
.but his actions are endless bits
He was funny in spite of himself too often
He was an arrogant pos
Second time listening in a week! Is so funny!
Haha yeah I always thought this was great. I'm going to try to dig up the Jackie appearance where they play that for the first time with him in studio.
Chip Whitley please do!
Love it
@@Chip_Whitley Chip, I've been looking for when they played Garry's audio book for the first time with his jukebox list, or album list or whatever it was. Do you have it or is it available?
God Jackie really was a total hack sellout. He reminds me of Crusty the Clown.
That jazz musician should be placed in the rock n roll hall of fame
Imagine whipping out the joke machine. "Hey guys, do you wanna LAUGH!?"
Does Jackie say "Corporal Filibuster" early on in this clip? Can anyone explain that reference?
think it’s corporate filibuster…like he can’t be dirty because it’s all corporate
I'm thinking it's a goofy, comical name like "Sgt. Pepper" or "King Friday XIII."
THATS KILLA SHIT!
The mention of "Seeing if Fifty Cent knows" at the end was referring to Lisa G Roll Call right? It's the roll call it's the roll call!
I'd wear Lisa Glassberg like a hat. She's such a little piece of asss.
The convenience store by my house had the joke machine showed in the picture little corner store have like 20 of them with dust on them:-)
Jackie had every right to say Howard is a prick because Howard had Nancy come in for dial-a-date after they divorced. That’s low.
that sperm joke was a pisser tho!
I love everything jackie
Jackie breaks every rule of standup comedy. He doesn’t write his own shit, he laughs at “his” own jokes, and he sells everything under the sun. Whatta hack
You forgot to say you can hardly understand what he’s saying.
jackie never realized he was good because of how bad he was, he really thought his jokes were funny
Jackie was much more amusing than Artie; he was a free spirit.
@@Machiave11i i loved both guys honestly, they were totally different but both great in their own ways
fell for the oldest trick in the books there senator
"u guys booked me with no idea about my act" was also a dig at Howard.
the joke master jr plug is ugly as hell. thats killershhit
Jackie was Eric the midget before eric the midget.
That's killer shit!!!
Indeed it is, Joke Man!!!
LONG LIVE JACKIE! I'd kill for that original jokebox!
Come on, that’s killer shit!
Indeed it is, Joke Man!...😊
Jackie also played an obnoxious bartender in the High Times film " Pot Luck'. I might just finally get that Joke Machine. Funny line.. "Hey Grandma, did you smoke pot with Adam and Eve?"
I watched the scene and its even more embarrassing than I thought. Of course, Jackie had to have “Fool’s Gold” blaring in the background
Jackie was worth every penny for the laugh alone.
Howard was in 1 movie and it was his movie enough said 😂
You can tell they really miss him...just can't let go... he's been dry since 01 apparently...
I really don't think they miss him
@@stinkyham9050 Been twenty years now...they were together for 15...guess there's still the pleasure of schadenfreude & that strange feeling you sometimes get on meeting a long lost childhood acquaintance... you know?...wonder if Howard would pick up a vital medical bill for him?...
Howard needs to go back to free radio. Go, Jackie.😊
Jokeman, is it?
“Come here!!!”
What’re the odds.
So glad this is posted
"Come on, corporal filibuster...."
Where can I find the actual clip of the movie. I looked up the movie they said and nothing came up even close. There's nothing on his IMDb either
Richard Christy can loan you a copy.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0449444/fullcredits/?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm
@@Chip_WhitleyTom also lost a box of fuck books on Smith rd. if you've seen em.
I’ve been looking for this for years!!!!!
Me too, I've listened to it 25 times since finding it a month ago
I assumed this was from the 80's or 90's. Nope, "the wicked" came out in 2008!
Same lol wtf
I've been looking for an actual movie clip of this for over a decade. That's killer shit!
Look up the wicked movie on Amazon, this clip is the trailer
@@evangarrett6868 thank you
Howard is such a passive aggressive baby as soon as his staff leave they are dead to him! Jackie wasn’t on the level as the countless icons of Comedy but, Jackie wrote so much of the classic Stern era Once Jackie left there was a huge drop off /Vibe was much different Artie is no better then Jackie as a Stand up but, they both told great stories but, Jackie never really kissed up to the staff like Artie (The Jackie & Billy years were simply fantastic and all that Radio gold was on regular radio (The move over to Sat. radio was a double edged sword wow they can say bad words but, that got stale and the show seem to get more and more lazy…. It’s also ironic that Howard is knocking Jackie for always playing himself in movies and tv (His film was a Biography on himself and when he did tv it was always appearances being Howard Stern (There’s footage of Howard doing that indie film in the 1980’s and that’s horrible the dude in The Room is a much better actor then Stern
Except PRIVATE PARTS is a comedy classic, and this is...this. You whiny haters are so friggin pathetic. You're OBSESSED with "Hollywood Howie."
The only thing funny about Jackie is when he gets goofed on
Been waiting for this one! Thank you very much!
Never heard this it’s the best
Hating on Jackie like Howard acting isn't pathetic
And Robin, oofah
Howard was in 2 movies ever and Robin a movie and a couple TV episodes. Jackie has a 100 line filmography
zzzzt "DAH!"
Is that a random fart at 2:56?
Hear it again at 13:58.
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever watched
It's killa shit!
This is gold
Didn't the jokemaster Jr have lead and cadmium in it?? They had to pull it off the market. Fucking Jackie. Dirt cheap.
Fun fact about the JokeMaster Jr.: about 2 years ago Jackie got involved with Stuttering John's podcast. John's old producer/agent/whatever Royce produced a reunion special with John, Jackie and Billy, and got all involved with Jackie and his "career". Of course it ended in disaster, because Jackie is a nightmare to deal with. As a day job Royce owns an arcade in SoCal so he asked Jackie if he wanted to put a few old JokeMasters for sale in the arcade as a novelty for old Stern fans. Jackie said he didn't have any left because they "sold out" (aka he gave them away). Then he tried to get Royce to invest 100 grand into producing a new batch of the things. Because of this and a ton of other issues, Royce and Stuttering John are no longer speaking to Jackie. LOL.
Nancy punched-up the script. She's an actress and a musician and a businesswoman!
this movie should be anjmated with Jackie as a Clown!
I gotta see this movie. Who hired these guys??? Who edited it?? The first line! "Come heeeerree!" And hes supposed to be an aide to the President? What?
Howard shows he has absolutely no idea how editing works.
He thinks the sax was playing in the background?
Wasn't this guy a lead actor in a movie...
Thank you for this
etm shoulda had this part
"I'm assumed you're that repougherter I called?"
i would love to watch that movie
That’s killer shit!
I went to see Jackie last year at a theater at the jersey shore that holds 500 people and there were only 30 people in attendance..very sad how far he has fallen.
Wut is it.....?
Jokeman is it
Hey, Senatah!
The funniest part is that Artie and Howard suck at acting too.
Secret service has arrived. They're all over da place.
That sounds like the worst movie of all time.
CLASSIK
"in due time, in due time..."
Love this! Hilarious! Poor Jackie. Left the show, screwed up and Howard has been there ever since day one to rub salt in his wounds to a National audience. Surprised he hasnt sued him yet.
BUT this is funny as hell.
What's that? The first lady and president just had a baby? Well I have some gifts for them. The president and first lady get a free joke master and I'm going to give the baby girl a blue night light for its pink room. What the hell I'll throw in a blue polyester sweater.
if you keep having to tell the person that "it's killer shit", it ain't so
I saw the movie where he was sent to entertain the troops, half of them walked out and joined isis
A rare win for jackie
And Howard Stern played himself in his movie, so.... pot calling kettle black.
Private Parts was at least entertaining in its own right. This is so bad, it is almost unbelievable.
I love how Jackie plays himself in this movie and he acts all cocky like everyone knows who he is. What a loser 🤣😂
epic lols
"goofing on". That seems a little weak for how ruthless Howard is.