The Golden Corral by me used to be good, pre-covid, it was a good spot to have dinner. I had a method to always get a good sized steak from the person manning the grill. When they ask what you want, I tell them it's their choice because they look like they know what's good. You'll almost always get a good cut. Plus some people could really use a confidence boost. I haven't been there in years, so I can't say how they are now. But they survived the pandemic after being closed for like 2 years. So I guess they're doing okay.
The school food observation is so right. Some of the shit at golden corral is good enough to go back, some of the other stuff will keep you there in the bathroom.
Went to golden corral the other day for my first time and yeah, everything was... passable. However, I really liked the buffalo wings. I ate so many damn buffalo wings. They were really good. Everything else I had was just OK.
Golden Corral's are fucking everywhere here in Utah. Aris is spot on about the place not even smelling like the food they serve. It's the Twilight Zone of chain restaurants.
My dad insists on going to the Golden Corral every time we visit the USA. He’s eaten undercooked chicken from there twice, including doubling down and getting a second helping when my wife pointed out his chicken was pink.
The only buffets I can condone are small local Chinese or Indian places, if you go to a chain like Golden Corral or Hibachi Grill half the time you're going to eat something vile
Golden Corral can be great if you gorge on the veggies, then get some fruits, & finally go for the trash when you're about to fill up. I watched "Beat the Buffet" videos & made the mistake of eating a shit load of meat only. I've never thought my guts could actually explode until that meal. Water after just made it expand. My later kuhkah was...
@@AvoidingTheRuby sure but there's far worse you could eat. I'm not debating their value, just thought it was weird that Aris said US subway bread gets brought in whereas here that's not the case
I'm with Artes104 in the chat, that was probably human meat lol. I mean he looks around to make sure no one overhears. Leans in and whispers with an evil smile on his face... come on brew. That's a cannibal for sure.
Enyoy is such a sick catch phrase for a villain
Enyoy
enyoy :)
Golden Corral is lunch punishable
Old County Buffet crawled so Golden Coral could limp.
"Did you catch the game last night?" 🤣🤣
Enyoy
He made a 3 hour stand up set about a Golden Corral experience, top script.
Edit: Lord Aris Spielberg.
someone should buy his bits lol
Maybe Joe Rogan should steal his material atpCap
Aris not being a stand-up comedian is such a missed opportunity
Tales of the Golden Corral is gonna get Oscar nominated for sure
Bro met the RE4 merchant at Golden Corral
limp observation had me dying laughing
All those hours on Observation Duty paying off
All I imagined was a bunch of Cali burnouts limping and scraping their shoes across a Fabuloso/toilet cake scented floor lol
Anomoly detected
Medium rare from Golden Corral! Wow you are a risk taking kamikaze bro.
cant tell if youre being sarcastic or not cause i aint ever eat at GC
@@Aleebithey aren't a steakhouse just to put it in perspective
@@pumkinmuscles1104i finally googled. Buffet. gotchu. i wouldnt eat a med rare either 😂
eating at a golden corral is like gambling with your life over mediocre food
not a winning gamble
Don’t drop the tongs at Golden Corral
That time Aris got fed human..
human is too expensive, surely he got dog
if anything it was probably horse meat
@@selectionn Horse meat is too tanyer. Unlikely
Golden corral was my childhood
I’m so sorry
"How would you like it cooked?" And then looks to the piles of already cooked steaks. Damn dude, I was laughing pretty hard there.
“Would you like steak?🙂” 😂😂
This lore is fucking top Tanya .
Enyoy
Asl main
try aining pussu
Aris is such a good storyteller. Especially when talking about food.
illusory chollos in the kitchen
I can't get over "enyoy" lol
bro was an alien trying to make friends with humans
The Golden Gout - Maplate Sosmol
The Golden Corral by me used to be good, pre-covid, it was a good spot to have dinner.
I had a method to always get a good sized steak from the person manning the grill. When they ask what you want, I tell them it's their choice because they look like they know what's good. You'll almost always get a good cut. Plus some people could really use a confidence boost.
I haven't been there in years, so I can't say how they are now. But they survived the pandemic after being closed for like 2 years. So I guess they're doing okay.
Golden Corral Steak Discord Tech
Feet hurt , villian steak and better call paul. Top tanyer
The school food observation is so right. Some of the shit at golden corral is good enough to go back, some of the other stuff will keep you there in the bathroom.
I’m so old I remember old country buffet.. how’s it hanging n0pants!
Old country Buffet was in my city until like 5-10 years ago.
holy smoke i stopped watching aris for maybe 1 year and this guy change so much. you gone old my friend. god damn. KEEP VIBING BROTHA
I can't believe it's the finale of the golden corral saga, this been going on for weeks
Buffets depress me whenever I rarely go to them
“A news thing from the news.”
thanks n0steak
Hey alright
10:58 That's the coolest guy ever.
Everybody’s got gout in their legs 😂 FeelsBeardMan
golden corral sounds like a rick's one liner from twd
steak at a golden corral sounds wild lol
their food can be just alright
Went to golden corral the other day for my first time and yeah, everything was... passable. However, I really liked the buffalo wings. I ate so many damn buffalo wings. They were really good. Everything else I had was just OK.
Even if half of the stuff isn't true I still enjoy his storytelling a lot.
Enyoy
Aris clip farming at the golden coral is so funny lol
Golden Corral's are fucking everywhere here in Utah. Aris is spot on about the place not even smelling like the food they serve. It's the Twilight Zone of chain restaurants.
Eñoy 😁
Golden coral is where you take kids to when your working class.
Nice spelling btch, try aining next time
Aris is now a proud member of the gcc
Limping off those calories from last plate huh?
I just came here to say that thumbnail is sick 😂😂😂
My dad insists on going to the Golden Corral every time we visit the USA. He’s eaten undercooked chicken from there twice, including doubling down and getting a second helping when my wife pointed out his chicken was pink.
People who go to those places have diabetic limp foot.
1:05 “Call to legs” 💀
Long Live Lord Aris
I've had highs and lows at Golden Corrals ha ha. Mostly lows.
Los cyberhombres
Que?
Enyoy
The only buffets I can condone are small local Chinese or Indian places, if you go to a chain like Golden Corral or Hibachi Grill half the time you're going to eat something vile
why is this funny on every watch god fucking damn
Godel Corral vieo on Sunday? I'm in
Enyoy that steak amigo 😊
Yeah, the worst everything you'll ever have is from Golden Corral.
The tongs thing is why, especially at buffets, I always eat with one had and touch utensils etc. with the other.
I enyoyed this XD
That was me serving steak and ribs behind the counter! Enyoy~
Damn middle school field trip memories
you guys going to golden corral for gout con?
😭 oh damn im crying’ im laughing so hard that.
Resident Evil: Golden Corral; enyoy your steak, heheheheh.
Golden Corral can be great if you gorge on the veggies, then get some fruits, & finally go for the trash when you're about to fill up. I watched "Beat the Buffet" videos & made the mistake of eating a shit load of meat only. I've never thought my guts could actually explode until that meal. Water after just made it expand. My later kuhkah was...
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hey alright ENYOY
enjoy :)
Hey alright.
Tasted like new car smell 😂
Hey alright, food stories. 😂
This shit had me laughing like a mf
I’ll give it up 😂
Golden Carl
I mean the steak is all you can eat. Keep going back until you get a good cut lol.
Look at all those stoners
ps1 thumbnail top
Enyoy!
you're so funny dude.
I tried that place once and i swear everything was just microwave dinner food
the o limp ics
Aris food reviews.
Dude the ultimate Cali combo is some Chinese takeout and Horchata or cactus cooler 👍
Chicken fried steak is the only acceptable steak to get at Golden Corral
lmao enyoy im dying
That dude that offered him the steak reminds me of the ice cream parlor in Bum Simulator
"Dicks Ice Cream, where every flavor is sweet and salty"
Im a simple man, but Golden Corral is probably one of the worst restaurants I ever been to
I searched youtube videos for golden corral, and you are right, everyone there is fat lol.
enyoy :)
ENYOY
Golden Corral's food is Aldi's quality but there is a good variety. The Steak don't waste your time on. It's rubber.
In UK Subways you can always see the next batch of bread being baked behind the counter
Subway is trash amigo you know this
@@AvoidingTheRuby sure but there's far worse you could eat. I'm not debating their value, just thought it was weird that Aris said US subway bread gets brought in whereas here that's not the case
Golden Corral is my childhood, like literally no meme, that being said GC has been TRASH for like 15 years now
Hate buffets. Foods always trash
I have to slap A1 steak sauce on Golden Coral steaks. They can be real bland
Eñoy
😂 😂
Go to Ponderosa Homie
I'm with Artes104 in the chat, that was probably human meat lol. I mean he looks around to make sure no one overhears. Leans in and whispers with an evil smile on his face... come on brew. That's a cannibal for sure.
Aris has fallen off lately
Grow up Aris
Enyoy