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Absolutely hilarious! But also as a Dutch person wanting to go on vacation to the UK i want to stand on that exact spot the reporters stands every video. Such an inspiring environment. It really ads dept to the content of the story the reporter is trying to tell. 😂
You got me at 'Chinless twatty Wackamole' 😂 honestly, here i am sitting on a clean European beach, not swimming in sewage. When i noticed a new broken news, this one had me chuckling for a good 30 mins. All these new ways you found to describe Farage, when i just call him a complete cnut.
More like 100% of voters, he's likely to get the non-voters, those who'd tuned out of political discussion, only interested in the echo chambers of ignorant arrogance.
@@ChrispyNut I find that people like you arethe most ignorant people around I amd not on the left or no the right, I judge people by hte action, and although I don't support Farage, I can see that the left is hell bent in destroying the west. As you can see on daily basis's hte declining of the living standards. No country as unlimited resources, and if u overstretch that gues what happens poverty among the citizens cos prices will rise due to limited of supply and with an over increasing demand. U people cry about rents and houses going up, but u the same people that create the issue. Just look how the USA effed up the world cos left are absolute insane, and when u have mentally unstable people in charge bad things happens. How many millions around hte world have died cos teh democrats in the USA. The migration from Africa is caused cos of the war in Russia, cos Ukraine cant keep suplying that cheap grain that was feeding the poor nations, etc, etc. People when only care about virtue signaling then bad things happen, and I have noticed that the left are very vile people, cos they dont thing about the consequences of their actions and only virtue signal
@@ChrispyNut He's the mouthpiece for every Dunning-Kruger mug in the country. Reform isn't even a real political party, it's a private limited company with one Nigel Farage as the majority shareholder. If it had a mission statement it would be to pander to Farage's overblown ego and extract as much money from the great unwashed as possible.
With Europe's growing National Populism leagues of Georgia Meloni, Geert Wilders,.Victor Orban, Javier Milei, and now our beloved uncle Nige; With Trump's travelling ambassador Steve Bannon. looks like Larry and Paul will have to expand their coverage of "lovely stories" .
Hey , Newsnight , giving Nigel ' no I don't get my money from putin , honest ' Farage any sort of platform that isn't an 8ft high scaffold with a trap door in the middle is just wasting everyones time .
This is the best news I've seen in ages, not because it's the best news I've seen in ages, but because it's the best news I've seen in ages. Well done Broken news. 👏👏👏 Accurate reporting is so important.
@@MissR-hn8be They listen. And they listen well. Because. He. Has a habit. Of speaking. In abnormally short. Sentences. And he knows. That some of us see him. As the sort of guy. We like to see. Having a pint. In the local. Pub. He hates. And despises. Us. End of. And he would dearly love. A ticket on. The very sort of. Gravy train. That he badmouthed. When attacking the EU.
Reassuring Story. Only because the privileged, posh school educated, Baltic Exchange disaster capitalisting, union bashing, migrant badmouthing, working class harming, addictively self promoting, abnormally.short.sentence.uttering, xenophobic bell end is so reliably seen through by the electorate. Less reassuring is the thought that so many of the same electorate voted for the SelfServatives. Keep up your excellent work, Larry And Paul - you bring light relief in desperate times. Thank you.
Unless you've not gotten around to eating earlier that day, but drunk plenty of water, then it's as transparent as his grift and as pale as he believes Brits should be (except his gammon chums of course).
"OK Google, play me the L&P skit that has the highest number of outtakes, corpsing, and word flummoxing." Factual, fun, and fuc... erm "flippin" impressive. Once again, another classic. 👍😁😂
This is fucking excellent. You are both the best satirical news duo since Chris Morris and Partridge on the day today. I have quite a hard to break sense of humour but your delivery and descriptions are phenomenal. This channel is destined for big things.
I appreciated the appropriate language, tone and disdain portrayed in this segment, but also completely oppose its very existence as even a microsecond of discussion is more than that should get. Now that would be a lovely story, a world without stories about Farage and his twaddle.
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Best episode ever. Worthy of a half hour long 'Broken News Special'.
Imagine if all news was as straight forward as this.
I may be wrong here but reading between the lines I get the vague feeling that Broken News doesn't really like Nigel. I wonder why?🤣
Whaaaa?
Whatever would make you think that? 🤣
"Right up the Clacton!" ☕ EVERYWHERE. You boys owe me a can of Vanish foam carpet cleaner. 😂
SEVEN POUNDS in Sainsburys!
@@larryandpaul Scandal!!!
Absolutely hilarious! But also as a Dutch person wanting to go on vacation to the UK i want to stand on that exact spot the reporters stands every video. Such an inspiring environment. It really ads dept to the content of the story the reporter is trying to tell. 😂
You are WELCOME to visit the set!
A Milton Keynes roundabout? Perhaps?
There’s a Nissan dealership in the back ground. A good 80% of England looks like this
You're too kind to him. He's much worse than that.
Indeed. What a lovely story. 👏👏👏
Best and most accurate political assessment of the campaign thus far!
I appreciate the restrained choice of words throughout. 😂
Oh wow a brilliant one Broken News ...thank you for finding all the right words !
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Fact based reporting that MSM won’t tell you
Farage laughed at the cost of Brexit and admitted it is much more than is being reported
You got me at 'Chinless twatty Wackamole' 😂 honestly, here i am sitting on a clean European beach, not swimming in sewage. When i noticed a new broken news, this one had me chuckling for a good 30 mins. All these new ways you found to describe Farage, when i just call him a complete cnut.
I thought this was supposed to be a satirical channel, not a serious investigative news programme, reporting plain truths.
If anything you went too easy on him. Stubborn excrement deeply wedged in the grooved sole of the UK hiking boot.
Dog excrement to be precise.
@@martynjones8560Wrong; horse and bull 🐴🐂💩
‘Smells like an ashtray’s ar*ehole’ - absolute classic 😂😂
What a lovely story!
Out of the very top drawer gentlemen!
Every word the truth. Thank you.
👏👏👏👏👏
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We’re gonna need a larger milkshake.
One of your best guys. Keep up the good work.
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By far the best tribute to Farage ever!!! 🤣🤣🙌
Your work is pure joy.
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Love the well chosen words throughout the segment.
***Of course we are reading that!
A proven winner that stands at 7 for 0 one of those losing to a dolphin. Strange how question time always forgets to mention that
So I gather from that wonderful string of insults that the Broken News crew won't be voting for Farage along with the other 90% of voters.
More like 100% of voters, he's likely to get the non-voters, those who'd tuned out of political discussion, only interested in the echo chambers of ignorant arrogance.
@@ChrispyNut I find that people like you arethe most ignorant people around
I amd not on the left or no the right, I judge people by hte action, and although I don't support Farage, I can see that the left is hell bent in destroying the west.
As you can see on daily basis's hte declining of the living standards.
No country as unlimited resources, and if u overstretch that gues what happens poverty among the citizens cos prices will rise due to limited of supply and with an over increasing demand.
U people cry about rents and houses going up, but u the same people that create the issue.
Just look how the USA effed up the world cos left are absolute insane, and when u have mentally unstable people in charge bad things happens.
How many millions around hte world have died cos teh democrats in the USA.
The migration from Africa is caused cos of the war in Russia, cos Ukraine cant keep suplying that cheap grain that was feeding the poor nations, etc, etc.
People when only care about virtue signaling then bad things happen, and I have noticed that the left are very vile people, cos they dont thing about the consequences of their actions and only virtue signal
@@ChrispyNut He's the mouthpiece for every Dunning-Kruger mug in the country. Reform isn't even a real political party, it's a private limited company with one Nigel Farage as the majority shareholder. If it had a mission statement it would be to pander to Farage's overblown ego and extract as much money from the great unwashed as possible.
If he gets more than 5 votes it is proof putin has a vote...
Not so sure. The UK's got a pretty moronic electorate. Remember Brexit?😂
Nice to see that you’ve held back from what you could have said.
Cheers Guys.
“Lovely Story”.
lovely story
With Europe's growing National Populism leagues of Georgia Meloni, Geert Wilders,.Victor Orban, Javier Milei, and now our beloved uncle Nige; With Trump's travelling ambassador Steve Bannon. looks like Larry and Paul will have to expand their coverage of "lovely stories" .
Really great!
Loving the descriptions of Farage! And everything else. What would we do without Broken News??
You might go outside ,touch some grass and have a conversation with real people. Nah what was I thinking.
@@pauls3075 no probs. I'll do that as well. Thanks for the advice.
😂I really don't think they like Nigel do they.
Absolutely hilarious and painfully correct!
What a lovely story. 😂
Hey , Newsnight , giving Nigel ' no I don't get my money from putin , honest ' Farage any sort of platform that isn't an 8ft high scaffold with a trap door in the middle is just wasting everyones time .
Love you guys, what a tonic you are!
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Crikey fellas,stop sugar- coating it ????
Brilliant !!😊
I get the feeling he's not your most favourite of people. Loved the alliteration everywhere. Good work.
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I like the smile at the end. I can tell you took genuine professional pleasure in producing this one.
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All very true about the Man
Dont you mean lizard?
Ughh. Not this spiv again. WHAT A LOVELY STORY!!! 🤬
10/10. No notes
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This is the best news I've seen in ages, not because it's the best news I've seen in ages, but because it's the best news I've seen in ages.
Well done Broken news. 👏👏👏 Accurate reporting is so important.
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@@larryandpaul already did. 👍✊
This is how I like my news, straight to the point and truthful.
Are you listening, Laura Kuenssberg???
You know the fellas are really pissed when they bring out the actual factual stuff. Top marks.
You guys need to stop pulling your punches and tell us what you think.
I think you went easy on him ¬_¬
When will people stop listerning to Nigel Farage? Hasn't he screwed this country enough?
Apparently not, it would seem...
@@MissR-hn8be They listen. And they listen well. Because. He. Has a habit. Of speaking. In abnormally short. Sentences. And he knows. That some of us see him. As the sort of guy. We like to see. Having a pint. In the local. Pub. He hates. And despises. Us. End of. And he would dearly love. A ticket on. The very sort of. Gravy train. That he badmouthed. When attacking the EU.
Some people seem to enjoy it.
Not sure why but maybe their psychiatrists know.
A "true patriot of the UK" who seems desperate to destroy it! I would love to know who is funding him.
There seems to be a lot of boomer women on twitter who think he's the bees knees
Pure genius. One of your very best. Thankyou for what you do.
Very kind - thanks!
Pure poetry. 🫡
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It's such a shame that the television news couldn't be so unbiased and honest. Well done. 😊
Utterly brilliant. Look forward to more. ❤
Belated thank you!
I wish you'd speak your minds instead of pulling your punches.
This could easily have been the first 1hr long episode.
It's too early in the morning for 🍿.
Jowly wheezing leather faced narcissist 😂
Lord Farage of Halitosis on the Wold.
Pure poetry
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Hilarious - best one yet, Broken News. Well done
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The return of the Monorail Salesman.
The word play was astounding! Well done fellas - you never disappoint 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Really?
Another brilliant vid 🤣🤣🤣
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What really bothers me is that there are many who want to vote for him and imagine that he will implement necessary reforms.
Reassuring Story. Only because the privileged, posh school educated, Baltic Exchange disaster capitalisting, union bashing, migrant badmouthing, working class harming, addictively self promoting, abnormally.short.sentence.uttering, xenophobic bell end is so reliably seen through by the electorate. Less reassuring is the thought that so many of the same electorate voted for the SelfServatives. Keep up your excellent work, Larry And Paul - you bring light relief in desperate times. Thank you.
SelfServatives is superb. Well done you!
And what's more Farage has a proven track record of losing elections.
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Mr Toad - poop poop
The descriptions of Farage are accurate; however poetic. Wonderful.
I thought my English is pretty good but had to look up some of the more colourful adjectives.
Say what's really on your mind guys, don't hold back 🤣
Gentlemen, I always enjoy your videos, but here you surpass yourselves. Brilliant.
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*A VERY BALANCED REPORT* of the current situation
So funny but so true🤣
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We keep being told that Farage is 'colourful'. So is vomit.
And a fresh, pulsing liver
Probably smells the same too.
And choc full of diced carrots
Unless you've not gotten around to eating earlier that day, but drunk plenty of water, then it's as transparent as his grift and as pale as he believes Brits should be (except his gammon chums of course).
Trump is colourful, Farage just looks like a, badly polished turd.
Nigel Farce
WOW 🤩. That’s Broken News poetry right there
The Toad of Toadhall in human form. Thanks L&P.
"OK Google, play me the L&P skit that has the highest number of outtakes, corpsing, and word flummoxing."
Factual, fun, and fuc... erm "flippin" impressive. Once again, another classic. 👍😁😂
Viewing this on a 4K Humungovision™ telly, I can confirm that I am "reading this shit".
you win!
No, but tell us what you really think of him 😂 lovely story as usual. Thx
Having a cigarette and a pint of beer does not make you a man of the people.
According to his sheep it does sadly
It does if you, like our Nige, prefer red wine. He considers it as taking one for the team!
A moan of the people
It's sadly enough to fool a huge amount of Brits... But to anyone with more than 2 braincells it looks like a fox dressed in chicken feathers
It does if you are one of his followers normally over 70
What a lovely story
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Even the banks don't find him credible.
I will say this about Farage, he is definitely one of the most talented and articulate conmen the country’s ever seen.
When he speaks, he does the magic act where he actually appears to believe in the bullshit he is saying.
Lol, i wish you were the itv or bbc news. It would be more honest. Thank you, lads thats was a great laugh.
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Ah, the subdued, phlegmatic, euphemistic, stiff upper/lower, calm and collected, economical Bristish Weltanschaung...there's nuttin' like it!
When you think things couldn't get worse! Primeval slime!
Nigel Farage, not a lovely story. 🤮
The funniest thing is the intonation. If you didn't listen to the words it would sound like a bona fide newscast.
Brilliant analogies, and spot on as always from Larry and Paul.
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how can you bring up Farage being back without mentioning Herpes?
I think you mean ..."puke up Farage".
It is a wonder why farage is still able to go on TV..... he is really just a loud NOTHING.
Ahh, what a lovely story
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That's a fair assessment of his worth.
The channel of choice for news hungry netizens. Your unbiased reporting really is a breath of fresh air.
Truly brilliant
This is fucking excellent. You are both the best satirical news duo since Chris Morris and Partridge on the day today. I have quite a hard to break sense of humour but your delivery and descriptions are phenomenal. This channel is destined for big things.
This is very kind - thank you! Now tell all the TV producers that you know!
Masterful use of language, very enjoyable - of course I don't live in England, so can have a chuckle at these items....
You guys are special. It would be injustice if we don’t subscribe to you. Excellent documentary on farage
A REAL injustice!
Loving your work, Larry and Paul.
Genius stuff.
Great
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Top stuff lads! But next time, don't hold back, tell us what you really think of Farage 😂
I appreciated the appropriate language, tone and disdain portrayed in this segment, but also completely oppose its very existence as even a microsecond of discussion is more than that should get.
Now that would be a lovely story, a world without stories about Farage and his twaddle.
Don't hold back!
This is one of your best ones, lads. Keep it up.
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