I'm sure marisa's got something up her "sleeves", she got a cake alright. She can do the thug shaker, the rum shaker. Shake that little guy for a day and she'll be back to gambling
Marisa: You had exactly three yen, a cool looking penny, a bit of silly string and 1 Zimbabwean bond cent, what life savings was there to gamble away? Reimu: The ones you just used. *(Aunn stares judgingly at Marisa)*
By the looks of it there are 8 different tiles so... 8^3 = 512 | there are 512 combinations and since marisa got the same thing 8 times in that video we'll have to do... 512^8 = 4.72237E21 (four sextillion, seven hundred and twenty-two quintillion, three hundred and seventy quadrillion) which means Marisa is unironically the luckiest person to probably ever live if i had to guess since thats a 1 in 472237000000000000000000000 chance
That's a good point @@dolphinsays so let's redo this with your Addition! First 8^2=16 16^8=4294967296 so: there is a one in 4294867296 chance of this happening. But! I wondered what are the odds of a slot machines slot to just not move/jam? I tried to find the answer and couldn't find anything so let's be generous and say it's one in 10000 (it's probably way rarer) and now times 8 for the spins and that's comes out too... 80000×4294967296 (we're doing this because per spin both have to be acomidated for) =3.435973837E14 which is a one in 3.43597383700000000000000 chance yes *is* lower but still extremely rare (and again that's me being generous)
Let's go gambling!! oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it oh dang it
Marisa's luck is more focused on stealing than gambling
100 sneak but only 2 luck
She steals to compensate for her garbage luck.
In gacha, she will lose the 50/50 every single time, even if it's guaranteed pity.
So you're saying she should OWN a casino
It rig because the first row not even moving
I'm sure marisa's got something up her "sleeves", she got a cake alright. She can do the thug shaker, the rum shaker. Shake that little guy for a day and she'll be back to gambling
Reimu: Marisa where is my life savings?
Marisa:eh.. Your life savings in the scarlet mansion
You're assuming she had some in the first place
Marisa: You had exactly three yen, a cool looking penny, a bit of silly string and 1 Zimbabwean bond cent, what life savings was there to gamble away?
Reimu: The ones you just used.
*(Aunn stares judgingly at Marisa)*
"Hey Marisa, have you seen my life savings (¥2500)?"
@@Durgemann no?
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100th black market in a nutshell
Accurate depiction of how my touhou 12 playthroughs go
It’s either this or you have 2 red and die trying to get a 3rd
Marisa can spend too much money because she can steal everyone's money
Learned directly from Joon Yorigami.
@@quint001 not only books she learns from Joon stealing money
Just remember: 99% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big.
I believe Marisa steals books and then sells them back to Pachouli but she’s too busy to even notice.
POV: you are playing Touhou LostWord
touhou lostword system be like:
The song name "gotcha gotcha" start playing in background.
peak Lost Word gameplay
By the looks of it there are 8 different tiles so...
8^3 = 512 | there are 512 combinations and since marisa got the same thing 8 times in that video we'll have to do... 512^8 = 4.72237E21 (four sextillion, seven hundred and twenty-two quintillion, three hundred and seventy quadrillion) which means Marisa is unironically the luckiest person to probably ever live if i had to guess since thats a 1 in 472237000000000000000000000 chance
🤓
but if you notice one of the wheels doesnt actually spin, so theres actually much less combinations
That's a good point @@dolphinsays so let's redo this with your Addition!
First 8^2=16 16^8=4294967296 so: there is a one in 4294867296 chance of this happening. But! I wondered what are the odds of a slot machines slot to just not move/jam? I tried to find the answer and couldn't find anything so let's be generous and say it's one in 10000 (it's probably way rarer) and now times 8 for the spins and that's comes out too...
80000×4294967296 (we're doing this because per spin both have to be acomidated for) =3.435973837E14 which is a one in 3.43597383700000000000000 chance yes *is* lower but still extremely rare (and again that's me being generous)
:marisad:
When all else fails just steal all the cash from the lottery machine
Gambling is based on luck, but stealing is based on skill
-Marisa, after gambling her house away
The SlotMachine stole the precious Everything.
Me trying to get three red UFOs to save my life before Byakuren
Me playing Lost word
Remember, gambling is bad kids
Carmen: You WILL succumb to Distortion, Marisa... You will DISTORT...
The truth is, Sannyo rigged the slot machine from the start
I'M SO HAPPY THAT THIS IS A THING
왠일로 도둑질하지 않는 마리사?
She does. How else did you think she got the gambling money?
@@thepanman674A.
Marisa, sweetie...that not how to play it..
you're supposed to blast the machine and steal all the coins
The Engineer.
Firepower solves (mostly) anything.
wonder where all of the shrine's funds went
The average experience playing Undefined Fantastic Object. Never could get those UFOs in the right colors
She got shion's terrible luck
성공할 때까지 돌려 보는 중...
아 찌부 마리사 진짜 완전 귀엽네요ㅋㅋ
If you listen carful enough, you can hear Sannyo making smug comments about how gullible people are.
I wouldn’t be surprised if some people had this on repeat
Love how you kept it the same as the original with the first one never moving lmao
Where Reimu's money from donations went:
bro is really good at stealing but 0 luck
구독자 6000명 축하해요🎉
Ahh yes, imperishable night.
잭팟 터져서 하카리 댄스 나오는 줄 ㅎㅎ;;
도박 중독자들의 모습(실패하면 다음은 무조건 나온다 라고 하는 사람들)
i wonder what shes getting?
Annoyed?
Reimu aint getting back the money Marisu "borrowed"...
It seems like Marisa has been hanging around Shion a "bit" too much.
Or me...
Looks like its the machine's turn to steal her precious thing
She’d be more successful if the first wheel spun as well
I went gambling with friends for the first time (played slots)
This is exactly what it feels like.
Saw one with shion, this is jsut as cute and fitting.
The Gensokyo bank goes bankrupt because of Marisa stealing all of the money and spend them on gambling
The real reason why she's started to go "borrowing" stuffs from others.
When it comes to the Hakurei Shrine having any money for anything... It does not have money for anything.
Thanks Marisa.
Put this on loop for real life experience
*THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS*
nitori and other kappas: stonks
납작마리사
The law of averages was not in Marisa's favor.
니토리 이 새끼가..?
명심하십시오, 평균적으로 도박으로 이득을 보는 사람은 도박장 주인입니다.
Issue is she's gambling the legal way
Aw dangit!
대가는.. 몸으로 치루셔야 할 것같아요 마리사😮
-요리가미 시온
This is cuteness and hilarity.
도둑질 해서 번 돈을 도박에 탕진하고 홍마관에서 책을 훔칠거라는 간단한 스토리군요
Touhou addiction
Someone call Hina over, lol.
(Marisa already has max power)
But a diagonal line is supposed to be a win
Let's go gambling!!
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When the Scammer meet the Super Scammer.
도박중독된 마리사
그 후로는 영원정 정신과 치료받게되었다
gotta roll that 1up
good slot
이거 동방선련선 우주선 아니면 귀형수 동물령으로 슬롯머신만들면 더 웃기겠다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
처음엔 벤토라를 넣을 예정이였으나.. (；′⌒`)
need a version that's UFO :)
... no diagonal victory ??
Canon event
So, Touhou characters are all gamblers?
Oh dang it😢
(당첨되자 4분11초동안 무적인사람의 노래가들린다)
Awesome
Lol very nice
Aw dangit
gacha gaming lore:
❤
Aw dang it!
banger
1시간 가자
Inaccurate
ย่อยยับ😅😅😅