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Everyone got caught on racism issue and missed the epic joke: "My worst quality, I'm a perfectionist" We all said that in job interviews. We, the modern slaves.
When asked the dreaded "What is your biggest weakness?" I replied "I'm so obsessed with time management that sometimes it doesn't even look like I'm working. I don't know how to pretend to be busy." I got the job.
The prices of laborer slaves in 1850 was more like $1000 to $1800. The number of slaves a white owned indicated where they were in the social pecking order.
"Enough, I will not have my reputation tainted sellin superficial, bigoted slaves," "Superficial. did that just come out of your mouth?" Lmfao I lost it here
The fact of how talented, relevant and hilarious, and add brave they are and have less than a million views this many years later really speaks to how ignorant our country is. Love it.
I am not racist, my husband of 12 years is a white man, and our daughter is mixed. Now.. Was this skit funny? YES (freaking hilarious actually), but did it also make me hurt a little bit? YES. And that's is the difference between us blacks and you whites: You whites (or non blacks, whomever) can laugh at a skit like this and not even care if a black person may get upset about it. Here's the thing, if we're going to be sad about it, let us be. I hate when white people say "get over it". ---Was I a slave? NO! Am I sad that my ancestors were slaves? YES!! So do not tell people to "get over" something when you yourself do not know nor understand how they might be feeling. Just saying. Let's just try to be a little bit more considerate about what other people may be feeling.. past or present, that's all. Now I am going to go and watch this skit again because it's hilarious! :)
I instantly know you are a good person with this kind of attitude. Hope more africa-americans share your logic and caucasians learn from the compassion you mentioned and let the laughters unite us all.
Jeenius Foo See, that is what I mean! Everyone thinks we are always talking about slavery, when that is not the case at all! That's probably why people keep telling us things like "move on": WE HAVE. Slavery is over. We are not morons. I hope you got that? This. is. not. about. slavery. You must realize that does not mean that we don't have certain struggles because the color of our skin. -Be black (Mexican, Indian, Native American, Asian..anything, but white in America or Europe) for a lifetime and THEN you can tell me to "move on" alright. I am not trying to be rude. I am trying to tell you that it is not about slavery. So please, let us deal with our struggle. If you want to get behind us and support us, *do that*, but please do not tell us to "move on" when you don't understand (or at least try to which I hope you do) Thank you
"Am I sad that my ancestors were slaves? YES!! So do not tell people to "get over" something when you yourself do not know nor understand how they might be feeling" So you're saying white people didn't come from Africa too and simply because we have a different skin color now that slaves are no longer our ancestors? So you have a right to feel bad or laugh because you share a trait currently and you also have the right to tell another race that they cant feel or understand as you do because of their skin color? You also feel justified in telling them what they can't say because of their color? None of that sounded racist at all... Must be because you're black because I'm pretty sure if I said it I'd be racist. How do you feel about the holocaust? Oh wait you can't feel or say anything because you don't share their skin color. Don't laugh at any skits if you do you're racist you're not allowed to think they're funny even if they are. We're all related and we all feel. Stop thinking black and just be human.
Derek Gibson I am not really sure what all of that meant, maybe use more commas.. but no I am def not a racist. I do not believe that one race is superior to another. We are all beautiful and equal. I do however feel that you were being a little nit picky? Not trying to offend. I just don't understand all that you are trying to say here. Also I cannot stop thinking black because I AM black. I'm not even sure what that means.
"I do however feel that you were being a little nit picky? Not trying to offend." Now you know how whites are treated. "I cannot stop thinking black because I AM black. I'm not even sure what that means." It means think without checking your skin color first.
My worst qualities: 1. I’m a perfectionist 2. I sing in the shower 3. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering 4. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car
You’re cool and funny. I’m black and you don’t have to worry about laughing. The only irony is ppl miss that this is unfortunately still happening. A lot of ppl slaving for jobs they hate, talking about quitting daily, but still jumping at everything opportunity to impress their master… Plenty are slaves in others ways too like ppl that hate social media but still post for likes or click the things they complain about… Or complain about things they always buy… Great skit, as Ye said “we the new slaves”
kwansider trump2020 it’s funny how y’all blame him for literally everything🤦🏽♂️ shii is sad. This shii is going on in other countries but it’s still trumps fault? Yeah that makes sense bud🤦🏽♂️ so dumb
Forget his explanation, is that bitch seriously that otherworldly to not know what people mean when they say "deep", and that stupid to not understand how it could be?
“Docile. I’m agreeable to a fault. You should have seen the guy who asked me to get on the boat. I just walked on, never seen a boat before in my life.” 🤣🤣🤣
Slaves actually costs $500 or more at that time--the equivalent of about $40,000 today. It was like buying an SUV. There were wealthy black (free men) farmers across the south who owned slaves.
I'm going to share something about this as no one asked. I lived for a few years in a mainly black neighbourhood (I'm white) and in the bus I would often have an empty seat next to me with the bus full. The only people who sat next to me were: 1) guys who didn't give a crap. 2) ladies who were so tired after their day that I could see sitting down was bliss. Everyone else would stand for 40 minutes and look at me as if I needed to get up. Guess why they wouldn't sit (no I didn't smell bad and no I didn't present myself as someone you wouldn't want to sit next to..maybe a bit but still).
@PoofyPandaZzz Not understanding something does not mean you're stupid, simply means you didn't understand and that's fine, apologies for not being clear. Although I appreciate your opinion and perspective, I don't think it is common between hundreds of people to prefer breaking their legs standing rather than sitting next to someone.
John Moreno you know that it’s a meme right it means it went over your head.Why did I do that Bc you instead of taking the joke typed a whole history lesson
***** yes ... and prisoners need to be caught. So actually yes, he may have been caught. However, if you look closely, the above comment wasn't actually a question, so nobody was even asking for your opinion. Good luck next time you're trying to make a contribution on youtube.
It was Jordan peele’s dream to be on SNL but they never gave him a shot... little would he know every sketch he made on Key and Peele were leaps and bounds funnier than anything SNL done in that span and today!
It is hard to choose but I think this might be my favorite Key & Peele skit. The way they manage to make a setup like this absurdly funny is beyond impressive
ify Aria akanonu Snl is so political its sickening. and the news part is so lame. I know a lot of people like the news on snl. But I always forward it when I watch episodes on vodlocker, Snl sucks. Only one good sketch every episode.
I am sure that no African in the 1800s would have imagined that their own people would capture them and sell them to European traders to then be sold to American slave owners, some of whom were black.
@@wessonsmithjr.6257 I'm thinking no "African" captured and sold his own people. Most of the people captured and sold other people, who were not their own.
@@MiraShards I think I know where your coming from, but we probably differ on our understanding of "own people". Most people (men, women, children) were not sold by "their own" people, meaning, their own family, tribe, kin, co-religionist, i.e. people of the same beliefs/faiths. There was a distinction between who they considered themselves to be and others. The ones they sold were not their own. In the majority of cases. That is not to say there was never a situation where a person, family or group was sold or exchanged into slavery because of some criminal violation or tribal ostracization.
@@MiraShards You are looking at the continent of Africa and saying people who lived in Africa sold other people who also lived in Africa. Like saying the people who lived within a certain region of the continent, or country sold other people who lived in the same region. (Earthlings sold other Earthlings/Humans sold other humans) Because you live in the same place doesn't make you the same "people" or make the other people living there your own. There were various Kingdoms in Africa over different times. The King or Ruler considered everyone within their kingdom, their subjects or "people" if you will. That didn't mean the King and his family were the same relations or people as the people they sold. My point is that saying Africans sold Africans, doesn't address a critical most important part which is why? Enslavement of people is nothing new. The reasons, beliefs, and justifications is what distinguishes one form from another. Regardless of who sold who.
@@julianz7555 Well, in UK, English is their native language and in India, English is one of the 2 official languages (language used in official documents). Even the MoD is called as Ministry of Defence (with a "C" in it). And New Zealand and Australia being former British colonies use defence too. Not sure about Canada. So I guess "defense" is limited to America and the countries influence by its policies. Defence, Offence etc
@@jeffreyrodriguez1913 you right bro, I see a hot ass woman with a butt ugly dude and dont know how that happened and I'm over here athletic and still single as shit 🤷🏽♂️💀
Andrew Arredondo its cuz she has daddy issues and that ugly ass dude reminds her of her dad. girls like that have major issues. losers put up with them cuz.... welll....they cant do better. delusional short ppl like kaiser r just lying to themselves. feeding them self this happy little bs narrative to keep themselves from ending it. if hot girls were so deep and nice they would date parapalegics and deformed ppl. they dont.....only their dad
@@pvip9986 "Not for the Dead, but the living " We lay the rose on the graves of those who can neither smell, see or hold it. We call it a memorial day, yet for the living we've sent no flower while they are 6'ft up,until they are 6'ft under. Then we write songs of their exploits long after they're gone and can not hear'em, yet never a tune for the living when they could sing'em. How we travel afar to visit a grave where they're laid, when seldom if ever we visited them where they stayed. A photo of them, but not one with them, around the neck a cherished relic, but their hand, when last you had you held it? When they were sick did you pray that God would heal, yet when they were well, when last did you share a meal? Oh yes indeed we love to value our Dead, but should not at first, while they're living we kiss their head. So no more tears on the tombs where they lie, let them hear your laughter while yet they are still alive. They'll share their stories and you'll share yours. It's on this side of life's memories we form our fondest Joy. For we were all on Earth together until we're each No More. Happy Veterans Day! - Steve Gooden -
If Republicans aired comedy like this,...boy howdy! Spit would hit the fan. Comment section would be full hateful remarks. Since SNL is liberals, leftist or whatever they receive thumbs up. Poking fun at black folks being sold for price of good hamburger. That's not funny, remember? Don't you see double standards here? 🤷🏽♂️,. Seems odd.
1:50 I don't care how many times I watch this, this part will never be not funny. "Nope. Not true, what you just said. That's gobbledygook." Every time I laugh like an idiot.
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Comedy Central k bye
2 days ago
Comedy Central q
I'd buy that dude....lmao
No.
“Anyone would buy him”
“I’d buy that dude”
😂😂😂😂
My question is how'd they catch him?
Can a brotha get on Lot A?
Hmm
I’d but him too. Or employ him, same thing really.
@@asterion3291 Massive technological disparity...
Everyone got caught on racism issue and missed the epic joke:
"My worst quality, I'm a perfectionist"
We all said that in job interviews. We, the modern slaves.
When asked the dreaded "What is your biggest weakness?" I replied "I'm so obsessed with time management that sometimes it doesn't even look like I'm working. I don't know how to pretend to be busy." I got the job.
I never said that, but to be fair I have severe learning and personality disorders and have never worked.
My biggest weakness: Occasionally my decision making is not based in reality
My biggest strength: I'm Batman
im also batman, but im the batman with the nipple costume
PissedFechtmeister LMFAO.
“My question is how did they catch him?”😂😂😂
Jaden Williams that part had me weak 😂😂😂😂
Black people were sell by other blacks 🤷♂️ Its a fact
🤣🤣🤣
It was called the Slave Trade. Africans captured and sold fellow africans. It was very lucrative for them.
@@wwesty83 Shaka Zulu
This went from "I don't wanna be owned by another human" to "please buy me I know magic"
Isnt that guy who makes angry birds video?
Also i thought this was a mandela effect
wow we watched the same video thats crazy
"What could he pick? A cotton plant is like *this* tall!"
This floored me
Hi
OneToughCookie TheTH-camHero I really, *really* like this image
The roots of the NBA draft
gmbeast05 dont be jealous cuz you couldn't make the cut and be set financially for life.
James Kufeldt How did you get jealousy from that?
Joe N
***** How did you get anger from the my comment and Joe Jimenez'?
James Kufeldt Bitch
"Well it just seems like at a certain point it's like do THEY even know what they're looking for?"
Jordan's acting here is--always--phenomenal.
This is exactly how we are competing for low-end, exploitative jobs today
Silas Talam 10 points to gryffindor
Crabs in a barrel
This is so true lmfao
I agree. I think that was the point of this skit.
True
"But you are actually short in real life, in the world." 😂😂
"My worst quality is that I am a perfectionist." 😂😂
“I love these day in the life videos” -👴🏻
The prices of laborer slaves in 1850 was more like $1000 to $1800. The number of slaves a white owned indicated where they were in the social pecking order.
Except whites didnt own slaves
@@Marisa_enjoyerme when i lie
@@it.sy. Me when I mindlessly believe all the lies of the jews
I am not the only one who laughed at Key blowing away the fly at 2:45, right? xD
Guys, enjoy this because this is the last skit about the subject. EVER.
Never seen a boat in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just walked right on, no big deal, never seen a boat in my life.
The way he mimics walking on the boat when he said that killed me.
"Enough, I will not have my reputation tainted sellin superficial, bigoted slaves," "Superficial. did that just come out of your mouth?" Lmfao I lost it here
Can a brother get a lot A? 🤣 Cracks me every time for real
“Your actually short in real life in the world”
I never get enough of this one LOL
"Can a brother get a Lot A?" 😂
Imagine if they just let them free, because no one wants them. XD
I expected that to happen.
Human nature to be wanted and accepted by his fellow man.
Mission failed successfully
And they Revolut for being let go 🤣
@@JENDALL714 I saw it as they were competing with EACH OTHER. Jmo.
I guess they're not black enough. 😂
2:39 *Every job interview ever*
Im agreeable just walked in ...never seen a boat before...
I've never gotten enough of this skit. Keep watching it over and over again
Wihh ada orang indo juga demen sama key n peele
didnt ask
The other thing great about this skit, it is only 3min, but it is not incomplete
“But you are actually short in real life in the world”
Yeah I am, stop calling me out
Bigoted slaves. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
“A cotton plant is like this tall” 😂😂😂
Throwing all the racism aside, i did find this funny.....
how is this racist? do you know what racism is?
"throwing all racism aside" is the point of the whole skit. they are going for comedy here, not political correctness
what racism
but i thought all the racism was the funny part.
Idcaf no not every race was.
😂only K&P can make selling slaves funny!!😂😂😂genius! 🤣
Job interviews in 2019,
My worst quality is that I’m a perfectionist.lol
“Just walked right on no big deal never seen a boat before in my life”
The fact of how talented, relevant and hilarious, and add brave they are and have less than a million views this many years later really speaks to how ignorant our country is. Love it.
I am not racist, my husband of 12 years is a white man, and our daughter is mixed. Now.. Was this skit funny? YES (freaking hilarious actually), but did it also make me hurt a little bit? YES. And that's is the difference between us blacks and you whites: You whites (or non blacks, whomever) can laugh at a skit like this and not even care if a black person may get upset about it. Here's the thing, if we're going to be sad about it, let us be. I hate when white people say "get over it". ---Was I a slave? NO! Am I sad that my ancestors were slaves? YES!! So do not tell people to "get over" something when you yourself do not know nor understand how they might be feeling. Just saying. Let's just try to be a little bit more considerate about what other people may be feeling.. past or present, that's all.
Now I am going to go and watch this skit again because it's hilarious! :)
I instantly know you are a good person with this kind of attitude. Hope more africa-americans share your logic and caucasians learn from the compassion you mentioned and let the laughters unite us all.
Jeenius Foo See, that is what I mean!
Everyone thinks we are always talking about slavery, when that is not the case at all! That's probably why people keep telling us things like "move on": WE HAVE. Slavery is over. We are not morons.
I hope you got that?
This. is. not. about. slavery.
You must realize that does not mean that we don't have certain struggles because the color of our skin.
-Be black (Mexican, Indian, Native American, Asian..anything, but white in America or Europe) for a lifetime and THEN you can tell me to "move on" alright. I am not trying to be rude. I am trying to tell you that it is not about slavery.
So please, let us deal with our struggle. If you want to get behind us and support us, *do that*, but please do not tell us to "move on" when you don't understand (or at least try to which I hope you do) Thank you
"Am I sad that my ancestors were slaves? YES!! So do not tell people to "get over" something when you yourself do not know nor understand how they might be feeling"
So you're saying white people didn't come from Africa too and simply because we have a different skin color now that slaves are no longer our ancestors? So you have a right to feel bad or laugh because you share a trait currently and you also have the right to tell another race that they cant feel or understand as you do because of their skin color? You also feel justified in telling them what they can't say because of their color? None of that sounded racist at all... Must be because you're black because I'm pretty sure if I said it I'd be racist. How do you feel about the holocaust? Oh wait you can't feel or say anything because you don't share their skin color. Don't laugh at any skits if you do you're racist you're not allowed to think they're funny even if they are.
We're all related and we all feel. Stop thinking black and just be human.
Derek Gibson I am not really sure what all of that meant, maybe use more commas.. but no I am def not a racist. I do not believe that one race is superior to another. We are all beautiful and equal.
I do however feel that you were being a little nit picky? Not trying to offend. I just don't understand all that you are trying to say here.
Also
I cannot stop thinking black because I AM black. I'm not even sure what that means.
"I do however feel that you were being a little nit picky? Not trying to offend." Now you know how whites are treated.
"I cannot stop thinking black because I AM black. I'm not even sure what that means." It means think without checking your skin color first.
“My worse quality is that I’m a perfectionist” lmao classic interview answer
Thats so true I was in group interview last year and almost everyone said that
Funny thing is, in brazilian and thats real here too!! Its like a universal Bulllshit interview answer for all cultures 🤣🤣
@@disfock5207hahahahaha verdade.
Human Resources or pseudopsycological bullshit. The most incredible is that everyone know this and nothing change.
😂😂😂 I was just finna go to interview and say the same thing
@@TarantoHector
Ikr
"My question is, how'd they catch him?" Lmfao gmfu
Whats gmfu
@@johntan8422 its short for "got me fucked up".
i fucking laughed out loud at that one 😂
John Tan “get milk from uber”
@@johntan8422 or gotta mean fucker upstairs
"I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial, bigoted slaves" 🤣🤣
Every interviewee ever: “My worst quality is that I am a perfectionist.”
Yes that's the joke
Numayam Yes, I am just reiterating the joke.
@@INUTUTA Nice, really well done identifying the joke
Numayam Thanks!
My worst qualities:
1. I’m a perfectionist
2. I sing in the shower
3. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering
4. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car
"No offense brother, I'm just saying"
"Offense taken"
🤭🤭🤭
Oof
Superficial bigots bringing down the whole tone of the auction (smh).
Short Boi Will Remember That*
Who is that actor?
“Look at him, what can he PICK?! A cotton plant’s like this tall!” 10 years later and I’m still crying
didnt ask
@@Luqaza I asked
@@sadchild9478 nope stop lying
@@Luqaza they didn’t asked if they lied
@@800Jbangz Didnt ask
I did not want to laugh I tried but I lost it at “Can a brother get on lot A?” 😂
"I did not want to laugh"
lol u must be white
@@sidv4615 does the last name sound white ?
@@kidroaz7598 I guess he was expecting me to write “i aint wanna laugh but I mad lost it at cana brotha get on lot ayyyy”
You’re cool and funny. I’m black and you don’t have to worry about laughing. The only irony is ppl miss that this is unfortunately still happening. A lot of ppl slaving for jobs they hate, talking about quitting daily, but still jumping at everything opportunity to impress their master… Plenty are slaves in others ways too like ppl that hate social media but still post for likes or click the things they complain about… Or complain about things they always buy…
Great skit, as Ye said “we the new slaves”
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“See now that surprises me” that gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
me too
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Same! That line just breaks me
Me tooooo!! 😂😂😂😂
It's all in the timing
Not going to lie, never seen something so genuinely horrific turned into comedy so well. Holy shit.
Really? Cause CNN and lefties do it every day!
Obviously you missed Dave Chappelle (Chappelle Show) Season 1... Episode 1
@@panicmosem5969 lefties as in good righties as in bad?
@@panicmosem5969 had to slip that nonsense in there didn't ya
@@panicmosem5969 leftists good rightists bad
What a strange time to see this video in your feed
Ali Ahmadi that’s what I’m saying
Lmaooo Yoo this shit funny still 😂😂😂
@@ww.creedthoughts.gov.ww-cr8654 trump 2020
kwansider trump 2020!!!!!!!
kwansider trump2020 it’s funny how y’all blame him for literally everything🤦🏽♂️ shii is sad. This shii is going on in other countries but it’s still trumps fault? Yeah that makes sense bud🤦🏽♂️ so dumb
"My question is how'd they catch him?"
This line gets me every time lol
Bought for a pack of cigarettes
Me too😃😃😃
Probably he was a POW who was sold by a king.
Lies again? Grab Drinks Google Drive
@@NazriB Bot.
can a brother get on lot A?
deep
+Eyan Stevenson what does that mean if it's deep?
+Eyan Stevenson now that's an explanation. thanks
+Eyan Stevenson lol you were so high when you wrote this
Forget his explanation, is that bitch seriously that otherworldly to not know what people mean when they say "deep", and that stupid to not understand how it could be?
This key and Peele marathon is destroying my life
Omg I'm on one atm and my stomach is hurting and I have dried tears all down my face
I feel you man
OMG help me..... cant get anything ..... done ....
Its Sat at 2:30 p m and I've watched these two ALL f n day. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Just found them. Had no idea they were this funny 😅😅😅😅❤❤❤❤ here n NC
Yes dude, once I had a family, too... ^^'
“Docile. I’m agreeable to a fault. You should have seen the guy who asked me to get on the boat. I just walked on, never seen a boat before in my life.” 🤣🤣🤣
That one had me dying
I spat out food at that line
🤣🤣🤣best part!!
i thought he said vote smh.
😭😭😭😭
"I'm fast, I've got stamina... and I know magic!" Kills me every time
they turned from not wanting to get sold to being desperate to be sold.. one of my fav K and P clips..
How could anyone reject him with so much natural ability?
2 dollars says that Keegan either already knew magic before the skit was shot, or decided to learn it out of morbid interest.
I wonder if he's related to the Magician Cop.
Slaves actually costs $500 or more at that time--the equivalent of about $40,000 today. It was like buying an SUV. There were wealthy black (free men) farmers across the south who owned slaves.
"sold to the man in the black hat"
EVERYBODY'S WEARING A BLACK HAT
Thank you. I'm not the only one whp saw that.
That’s why it’s funny 😭
Nah there sum different colors
0:36 not that guy in the background
Except for the guy in the tan hat
"Superficial bigoted slaves" funny how those two were offended by being called superficial and didnt deny they were bigots. Hahaha. Great skits.
@2 beans 1 cream yes we do.
"I'm strong y'all, i can sleep in a bucket" LMFAO
@@michaelworkman5590 lol. "My only flaw is that I'm a perfectionist"
Yes thank you for explaining the joke
Yup, that was the joke
Jordan: “Anyone will buy him”
Keegan: “I'd buy that dude” 😂
@@sg3645 LOL!
I read this when it happened XD
That’s why Key was posing like that.😂🤣😅
@@BL3SSed-Bliss lmao i just noticed for the first time after watching this video more than 10 times before 😂
whats so funny?
Should’ve topped it off with the auctioneer telling them that they’re free to go and with both of them taking it really offensively.
well that's basically how it ended
thank God u dont write the scripts
😂😂
Alex Capwell no that would have taken it far, it would have made it unrealistic and less comedic
Mitch Nakamoto yeah, 'cause everything else is so realistic...
This is like when someone doesn’t sit next to you on the bus
Yeah, they rather stand. And it was a long bus ride too. Pfft...
Yes! Perfect analogy. You go from, "Good, I don't want you sitting here." to "Do I smell or what the hell is the problem?"
I'm going to share something about this as no one asked.
I lived for a few years in a mainly black neighbourhood (I'm white) and in the bus I would often have an empty seat next to me with the bus full.
The only people who sat next to me were:
1) guys who didn't give a crap.
2) ladies who were so tired after their day that I could see sitting down was bliss.
Everyone else would stand for 40 minutes and look at me as if I needed to get up.
Guess why they wouldn't sit (no I didn't smell bad and no I didn't present myself as someone you wouldn't want to sit next to..maybe a bit but still).
@PoofyPandaZzz Do you believe your opinion can be extrapolated to the hundreds of people who did this?
@PoofyPandaZzz Not understanding something does not mean you're stupid, simply means you didn't understand and that's fine, apologies for not being clear.
Although I appreciate your opinion and perspective, I don't think it is common between hundreds of people to prefer breaking their legs standing rather than sitting next to someone.
When you are chosen last for everything. Even in slavery.
XD
That's rough buddy.
THATS TUFF
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😐😐
*“My Question is how’d they catch him?”*
Lol killed me too
He willingly gave himself up like a good nigga lol
John Moreno r/whoosh
John Moreno you know that it’s a meme right it means it went over your head.Why did I do that Bc you instead of taking the joke typed a whole history lesson
Larger white dude?
"whoever buys me - they better kill me on the first day or ima go buckwild on the whole operation" lmao
😂😂
Jeff Otieno oookeeeey
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"What can He pick? A cotton plant is this tall" Gets me every time
Offence taken!! 😳
But you are actually short in real life in the world
I don’t think the guy was buying him to pick cotton…
@@Buopp2can’t take a Joke🤡
@@screesh108What was he buying him for then...
I'm fairly sure you have to buy Key & peele together and not in separate lot
like r2d2 and C3PO
1:03 pose
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not the best wording
Tell that to Jordan Peele's oscar trophy BITCH BOOM!
This is like a more extreme version of not wanting to play dodgeball, but still getting annoyed you were picked last.
"My question is how'd they catch him?" lol
lol
Africans sold Africans they still do to this day it's sad they probably caught him with weapons.
I bout died, that was funny as hell lol
This is easy: "Perhaps you could bake/cook the sweets and cakes of your people for my children."
Even a F4 Phantom falls for it
They caught him with a big ass rifle.
“I will not have my reputation tainted selling superficial bigoted slaves.”
😂😂😂
Died. Because of how believable they made it.
When a racist slaver calls you out on your superficial bigoted attitude.... something is wrong with you.
@@danielaramburo7648 Not all slavers are racist it's business
@@danielaramburo7648 nah it's just hypocritical
@@derekchauvin2756 I'll trust your word on it
"My question is how did they catch him?" best line :'D
JoevanniL same way elephant are broken down, when they are young.
JoevanniL Massive individual
***** You mean "cat toys".
***** how do you know do you time travel?
***** yes ... and prisoners need to be caught. So actually yes, he may have been caught. However, if you look closely, the above comment wasn't actually a question, so nobody was even asking for your opinion.
Good luck next time you're trying to make a contribution on youtube.
"my question is how did they catch him?" 😆😆
Lots of great dialogue. The most brilliant in this sketch. 😂😂😂
It was Jordan peele’s dream to be on SNL but they never gave him a shot... little would he know every sketch he made on Key and Peele were leaps and bounds funnier than anything SNL done in that span and today!
SNL hasn’t been funny for two decades. K&P knock it out of the park.
So that's how he ended up on MadTV
Killbrain is the funniest videos ever...ever
@@joejoezuniga231 I gotta go with Auction Block but just my opinion.
not true, where did you get this idea? lol!
“I’m fast, I got stamina, and I know magic!”- what it says on my resumé 😂😜
😂💀
No like cos its at 699
i thought he said "and no magic" like, as in, "you don't have to worry about me doing a curse on your family."
westingtyler that would have been funny too, but he clearly says “and I know magic” lol
Mine says Interests: ballroom dancing, ballet and pornography
Plot twist... they were all illiterate, and “A” was the only letter they recognized.
damn I didn’t get here quick enough, I just said that like 5 seconds ago. Oof
That would be x....as that's how illiterate ppl sign, like all the kids that don't learn cursive lol
@@chowjappa6470 whooosh
Oooh I like that
I dont get it
It is hard to choose but I think this might be my favorite Key & Peele skit. The way they manage to make a setup like this absurdly funny is beyond impressive
even if you're a generational turk from east Europe it's relatable. I've done internship for foreigners, felt just like this.
best one is the neighbour with the rasist songs :)
My favorite will always be the fraternity branding then the power falcons then this
One of my favs is "I said biiiiotch"
What I want to know is how did they catch him?
+Brennen DeLonge money
Makes sense
white woman with a big booty
they used a bait?
+Drops L
“I’d buy that dude.” That’s what got me. 😀
You GOTTA buy that dude lmao
The question is howd they catch him
@@galvatron0810 lol
Not gonna lie it would be nice to not worry about getting into fights...
didnt ask
"Do THEY even know what they're looking for?" 😂😂😂😂
No comments?! Never mind, here you go
2nd comment
@@marvira coment for what ? He just repeated what we just saw 😄 I don't understand why do these comments get so many likes 😆
“Offense taken” 😂😂
Key & peele is funnier than SNL
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100% correct
ify Aria akanonu Snl is so political its sickening. and the news part is so lame. I know a lot of people like the news on snl. But I always forward it when I watch episodes on vodlocker, Snl sucks. Only one good sketch every episode.
lol SNL is garbage. Always has been, always will be. These guys are genius.
Schindler's List is funnier than SNL
Thats it im not a big fan anymore
Now Im a large air conditioner
+Doritoman92 That made me laugh. :3 Have a cookie. *gives cookie*
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Back in 1800s no black man standing in an auction would have imagined black men make a comedy out of this. How bout a full movie?
I am sure that no African in the 1800s would have imagined that their own people would capture them and sell them to European traders to then be sold to American slave owners, some of whom were black.
@@wessonsmithjr.6257
I'm thinking no "African" captured and sold his own people. Most of the people captured and sold other people, who were not their own.
K HUNTER a lot of Africans did capture and sell their own people, they traded with the UK and sold their people.
@@MiraShards
I think I know where your coming from, but we probably differ on our understanding of "own people". Most people (men, women, children) were not sold by "their own" people, meaning, their own family, tribe, kin, co-religionist, i.e. people of the same beliefs/faiths. There was a distinction between who they considered themselves to be and others. The ones they sold were not their own. In the majority of cases. That is not to say there was never a situation where a person, family or group was sold or exchanged into slavery because of some criminal violation or tribal ostracization.
@@MiraShards
You are looking at the continent of Africa and saying people who lived in Africa sold other people who also lived in Africa.
Like saying the people who lived within a certain region of the continent, or country sold other people who lived in the same region. (Earthlings sold other Earthlings/Humans sold other humans) Because you live in the same place doesn't make you the same "people" or make the other people living there your own. There were various Kingdoms in Africa over different times. The King or Ruler considered everyone within their kingdom, their subjects or "people" if you will. That didn't mean the King and his family were the same relations or people as the people they sold.
My point is that saying Africans sold Africans, doesn't address a critical most important part which is why? Enslavement of people is nothing new. The reasons, beliefs, and justifications is what distinguishes one form from another. Regardless of who sold who.
At 2:29 The big fat white guy and the little black guy: " come on, let's get away from these toxic two..." 😅
"My question is.. How'd they catch him"? Hahahaha
key & peele 👍
Lol
+Greysen Gagné DWL. I was wondering the same thing
+Greysen Gagne Maybe he had sex with the tribe chiefs daughter and voluntered to become a slave hmmmm
TrUmP iS LiTeralLy Hitler DURhurrr the man could've been free and kidnapped which would explain how he was captured.
"My worst quality, is that I'm a perfectionist." vs "1. I'm fast. 2. I'm agile. 3. I know Magic."
Docile
I can sleep in the bucket 🪣. 😂🤣
"A cotton plant is like this tall" I'm DEAD
You died? Who commented then?
I’m your 1000th like
Michael Zaragoza omg look at this dood
@@oudude27 r/wooooosh
Good then
Who ever watching this in 2024😅
Was that legal in 2013?
"no offence .."
"O F F E N C E T A K E N" !
Offense
In British/Indian English that is the the correct spelling of offence.
Toy Fwd yeah but in countries where English is the native language it’s incorrect, and i doubt that excuse will get you anywhere
@@julianz7555 Well, in UK, English is their native language and in India, English is one of the 2 official languages (language used in official documents). Even the MoD is called as Ministry of Defence (with a "C" in it).
And New Zealand and Australia being former British colonies use defence too. Not sure about Canada. So I guess "defense" is limited to America and the countries influence by its policies.
Defence, Offence etc
Don't care about the spelling the comment still made me blow a gust of air out of my nose so...
“It just seems at a certain point..do they even know what they’re looking for?” 😂
Sammy Wakelin relatable 😂 like most women out there who are looking for partners.
Jeffrey Rodriguez damn, lowkey flamed her and she ain't even realize it
@@jeffreyrodriguez1913 you right bro, I see a hot ass woman with a butt ugly dude and dont know how that happened and I'm over here athletic and still single as shit 🤷🏽♂️💀
Bro, it ain't looks that get you girls. The girls that look for looks are shallow as heck and would dump you/cheat on you for a hotter guy.
Andrew Arredondo its cuz she has daddy issues and that ugly ass dude reminds her of her dad. girls like that have major issues. losers put up with them cuz.... welll....they cant do better. delusional short ppl like kaiser r just lying to themselves. feeding them self this happy little bs narrative to keep themselves from ending it. if hot girls were so deep and nice they would date parapalegics and deformed ppl. they dont.....only their dad
'What i wanna know is how did they CATCH him'. Lol
how?
They just put fried chicken in a cage then when he went in it locked
cometube1999 racist
YellowBlue RC
You realize it was in reference to the fried chicken joke, right?
YellowBlue RC you know I joker with racist
I’m fast, I have stamina... and I know MAGIC.
@@stavros333 Fuck off man
stavros333 reported. #NiceTryIdiot
@@stavros333 Again fuck off
😂😂😂
Well, some of them did.
"I'm strong y'all, i can sleep in a bucket" LMFAO
That's the one thing I didn't get; why would he boast about being able to sleep in a bucket? 🤔
@@aliciashanks5239 it means he is easy to take care of
@Steve Gooden Great song. Thanks for sharing that.
@@aliciashanks5239 🤣🤣🤣
@@aliciashanks5239 Doesn't take up much space when not working.
" Docile, I am agreeable to a fault " " Never seen a boat in my life."
Wicked
These guys are half black so it's their white side that mocks blacks
Shameful and they should boycott their half black ass
Fitz Fitzgerald you’re not even black, so stop speaking on shit.
@@fitzfitzgerald1249 They would have been used as blacks so that's that...
@@pvip9986
"Not for the Dead, but the living "
We lay the rose on the graves of those who can neither smell, see or hold it. We call it a memorial day, yet for the living we've sent no flower while they are 6'ft up,until they are 6'ft under. Then we write songs of their exploits long after they're gone and can not hear'em, yet never a tune for the living when they could sing'em. How we travel afar to visit a grave where they're laid, when seldom if ever we visited them where they stayed. A photo of them, but not one with them, around the neck a cherished relic, but their hand, when last you had you held it? When they were sick did you pray that God would heal, yet when they were well, when last did you share a meal? Oh yes indeed we love to value our Dead, but should not at first, while they're living we kiss their head. So no more tears on the tombs where they lie, let them hear your laughter while yet they are still alive. They'll share their stories and you'll share yours. It's on this side of life's memories we form our fondest Joy. For we were all on Earth together until we're each No More.
Happy Veterans Day!
- Steve Gooden -
I just love how their conversation becomes more progressivelly educated 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"I'd buy that dude" Lol
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“The real question is: How’d they CATCH him?”
SPONGE KNOB SQUARE NUTS I would
Yea that's a no brainer.
“Superficial bigoted slaves” 😂
Lol you know it's bad the racist seller calls them out on it.
Superficial?! 😝
😕😕😕
He is a jew and he meant white people.
That's gabbidygook
“But you are actually short in real life in the world” kills me every time 😂😂
didnt ask
@@Luqaza don’t care, didnt ask, plus you fell off
@@Auryxx_x fell off?
@@Luqaza what?
@@Auryxx_x waiting
Can a brotha get on lot a
Domplayz ii
Hand on thigh. Sucked in bodies Lol.
Why do quotes from the video I literally just watched get thousands of thumbs up?
darth890 troll
Comment section is basically just a poll for the most popular quote from the video.
If Republicans aired comedy like this,...boy howdy! Spit would hit the fan.
Comment section would be full hateful remarks.
Since SNL is liberals, leftist or whatever they receive thumbs up.
Poking fun at black folks being sold for price of good hamburger.
That's not funny, remember?
Don't you see double standards here?
🤷🏽♂️,. Seems odd.
@@rustynails.8550 your comment seems odd, it's comedy, always these snowflakes smh..
@@rustynails.8550 special snowflake offended by comedy
@@rustynails.8550 I guess the difference is that ya know these guys are laughing at racism... not with it
Rick Toles your life is politics, What a horrible life, A Trumpturd life.
"I just walked right on, never seen a boat in my life"...
Paul S that had me lol...
Omg that was my fav...i lost it lol
That was the best. Had me in stiches
Paul S You have my initials
Paul S k
Reminds of being picked last for sports at school. Very funny skit.
The feels :c
Simo IKR, I didn't even want to play, but now I'm also feeling shit about myself.
Kappa hi
Simo somtimes they pick girls befor me when we play mix teams lol
Simo This message brought to you by...obvious white guy.
"My worst quality is that i'm a perfectionist" 😂😂😂
sarah lmfaoooo
He won an Oscar!!!! 😍
Real muscle fitness for life I’ll use it
Real muscle fitness for life that's the joke
Yep, always used it and will keep on using it lol.
1:50 I don't care how many times I watch this, this part will never be not funny.
"Nope. Not true, what you just said. That's gobbledygook."
Every time I laugh like an idiot.
All the people that disliked this are the people who weren't on lot A
Archibald Molo Can a brotha get on Lot A?
I wasn't on Lot A and I still liked the video.
Haha🤗 I needed that laugh ty
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bruuuuuuuh xD !