BEST OF SCOTTISH COD PLAYERS #3 (Feat: Noodless 91) Black Ops 3/Advanced Warfare

[@M1892M]

"Fuck up man you pure centipede. You've got about 900 arms man."
Best one yet 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rambojr6429]

My mate once screamed at me "fuck off you pure nugget, you're missing like 15 limbs". Couldn't stop laughing

[@M1892M]

Rambo JR Hahahahahahahaha

[@olivia3779]

You look like a golf club

[@randomthingdoer3879]

"Shut the f**k up f**king Terry tinfoil" was the best one for me🤣🤣

[@Spitfirefan1397]

"Your gran's a goth"

[@orangejuice6989]

Where

[@T.B.O.S]

@@orangejuice6989 0:34

[@iambebe7131]

I know

[@insanesniper9109]

Shut up ya fkn closet hatchet

[@sirejester1155]

"sneeze*

[@tonyslater459]

I use insults from these videos on a daily basis

[@joanbrown832]

Same

[@tomholmez12]

Same, they're great

[@DogWick]

I use "You're grans a goth" quite often.

[@tonyslater459]

Fuck up mate yer ma wears a denim tracky

[@joanbrown832]

+Tony Slater yer gran was a soldier in the Serbian military man.

[@Thyglow666]

"Kieran's connected to this party through E.T's finger the tramp" XD

[@projektiron7105]

Actually ruined my life.

[@inchwormmob2392]

oof

[@beermonsterowen]

Lost full at that comment

[@mmcghee2766]

🎶 Scotland the brave 🎶

[@spartanhuntergaming]

Know how that is when a friend keeps disconnecting from a party

[@scottishninja545]

"Your gran plays left back way St Johnstone" best shit ever forgot how funny this was 🤣🤣

[@the-wackjob]

Wae*

[@adamgoesoutside]

@@the-wackjob just isnt tho is it

[@kaygow8184]

"To chinfinity and beyond"

[@sunshinehobi8954]

" Eg, Egg, and Eggy" I LOST IT😂😂😂

[@kogeki9443]

"They're not my mums they're mine now I swiped em" Ha ha

[@dylansimpson6596]

So proud to be Scottish

[@headinthekloud]

lol wish I was Scottish

[@finlay8535]

+xxx9802able yes you do we are awesome

[@finlaydonaldacting]

same

[@finlay8535]

+Finlay Donald ahah same name Finlay

[@ayden1245]

i feel like i don't say this enough im proud to be scottish aswell

[@Rapid99]

pretty much anything noodless says is gold

[@lukewithann7256]

+Konata Izumi which one is he?

[@Rapid99]

+Luke with an N He is the green text

[@kieralafferty6055]

"Kieran's connected to this party through fucking E.T's finger the pure tramp" lost it

[@DogWick]

That one's gold my personal favourite yet is "Go comb your baldy and fuck off"

[@Turbonatior]

Kiera Lafferty brows are us

[@purge-trooper-5506]

Kiera Lafferty never would I have thought I'd have saw you commenting here fucking hell!

[@kristianallison8164]

"You're Sporting at 0.4 K/D and wearing a silver suit you think your some sort of gammon"
😂

[@crustysandal4580]

My favourite quote from this video - "Your chin's got two Postcodes". That shit had me dying.

[@hamdog9208]

“ yer gran was a soldier in the serbian military man fuck up “ deed 😂

[@tyza30]

You know noodless has reached his final form when ross starts shouting PLENTY!

[@Megapowertooldragon]

I like how Noodles' answer to any problem is to perform a double DTT XD

[@austinbangarang1130]

Jumping about like.... A pitchfork on the ledge :)))))))

[@rambojr6429]

That is more than enough

[@sleeplessindefatigable6385]

"your chin's got two postcodes" damn, that's one hell of a line.

[@kboyd778]

“Your gran was a soldier in the Serbian Military man, fuck up.” Had me DYING

[@barb1974]

I swear, scottish people know every insult under the sun.

[@qbchewbie6395]

“I hate mikey, and his wooden leg mum”

[@robbieeadie7904]

Youre gran plays left back wae st johnson pmsl😂😂😂

[@ZeeMotto]

I couldn't imagine a world without the Scott's

[@jackmacpherson8707]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿who got recommended this in 2020?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Ps . Scottish btw

[@Tequp]

Jack Macbigpeen me 😂😂😂

[@spartanhuntergaming]

Jack Macbigpeen my dad's grandad is Scottish

[@speckyandy07]

Lol me

[@scorpion9063]

Northern Ireland right here

[@stpbasss3773]

Lmao me and I'm like 90% Scottish 😂

[@olebrasderuiter1200]

Oh scotland you never cease to amaze and amuse me

[@ruigoodwin7736]

6:23 had me dead

[@ewanmcloughlin6875]

This needs to be brought back, I have never laughed so much in my life 😭😭😂

[@gadai4609]

th-cam.com/video/fRI-HNSooYw/w-d-xo.html Well there's a rip off of this with Irish guys,not nearly as funny though

[@jaybarons6984]

by far the greatest Cod video out here I'm from NYC and this had me smiling the whole way thru .
plenty, plenty, plenty

[@pr0xy373]

We Scots have the best patter

[@fw1927]

Aye

[@pr0xy373]

***** aye, but also cos I'm pretty tactical and love bacon

[@milliepeacock6331]

Pr0xy aye anooooooooo

[@cielxaviermiddleton9883]

A called ma pal, a breakfast table and a banana toaster.

[@TheMegaGliscor]

Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty Plenty

[@sarahcattell756]

TheMegaGliscor OMG everything seconds "plenty" 😂

[@itsVooshi]

TheMegaGliscor best part in the whole video

[@cjaussienerfer8169]

U know it’s too far when a scots man says plenty XD

[@liz0xx]

"Yer Grans a Goth!" 😂

[@aledhopkins2958]

Bimpson is so underrated, everything he says is absolute gold, needs to pipe up more

[@danielmcglasson5594]

"why the fuck are you chilling out down there who think you are fucking bear grylls fucking fat grape"
Had me dying.

[@portablepotato]

I bursted into laughter every time the guy kept saying plenty and no one was listening to him 😂😂😂

[@gradyw3961]

Thank god for subtitles

[@DemianKnight]

I had to pause the video three times to either inhale oxygen or stop myself from getting a heart attack. 😭

[@ikexz1017]

I used to live in Dumfries, literally 10 years behind everywhere else.
KFC's shit as well there

[@PcJoe243]

DG One vibes

[@lewisisdaman]

i also used to live in dumfries, but then they built a road to it and I escaped

[@jetklaatu9831]

@0:30 "Fuck off you fucking fat, buttered up scone flap!" I can't get over how funny that line is!!! LMAOing constantly!

[@sarahcattell756]

"Those are the trainers your dad wears when he's cutting the grass" OMG I can't 😂😂 I'm from Scotland but I'm a girl and I still find this so damn hilarious like I actually can't rn 😂

[@benhendry3527]

"WHY THE FUCK YOU CHILLING OUT DOWN THERE !? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FUCKING BEAR GRYLLS!?" That kill me

[@alexlipscombe8682]

Watching this in the library at uni almost just got me kicked out because I was laughing so much

[@lakakwkwkwk294]

That 35 second ramble is the best thing I’ve seen all year

[@GoldTheAngel]

Scottish - The only people to make friends with each other cos of how good their insults are.

[@itsyouboyjoey7375]

5 years later I still watch his old

[@user-xb1ov3qi6v]

Danny Aarons
Thank you for that masterpiece

[@CursedWingsx]

"Why the fuck are you changing fuckin' wheels, in the middle of a fuckin' game of search?! Fuckin' fat, stinking fuckin', liquorice allsorted, fuckin' windshield!" - Best Quote Ever.

[@MATTM20101]

"Nicky, what ya doing??"
"I'm looking at pictures of your maw" 😂😂

[@RuatyOG]

"Eggy mcbreathbank" 😂😂😂😂

[@Nightmare98650]

Ruwzy eggy snorkel specs lol

[@Raffertyy]

Happnin Marley

[@MarleyThirteen]

Happnin

[@Raffertyy]

+MarleyThirteen me and ma mates watch yae every day mate

[@ezpauldevine3084]

+MarleyThirteen hi Marley

[@rhysjohnston8776]

+MarleyThirteen Awrite pal

[@rambojr6429]

I don't get why people use the spelling of generic Scottish words, in marleys videos. I don't see anyone do this on other Scottish TH-camrs videos.

[@kyles7703]

Who else is scottish

[@xscoftw3870]

me and proud

[@fw1927]

Me and proud

[@finlaydonaldacting]

me and proud

[@Emilysedits670]

Me and proud

[@Bruhtimus]

Me and proud

[@Dragoneer]

I love Scottish insults. They make no sense, but at the same time, they do 😂

[@rossmcgowan123]

"chases his da lit is this a 3 count?" amazing!

[@MrKaidalen]

I want a Scottish Accent now, since I am Australian, I should have an easy time picking it up ya? lol

[@CrayonsYummyYummy]

ahaha same, anytime i pay someone out i automatically go for a scottish accent

[@NxptuneGMD]

“Chins got 2 postcodes” I was fokin dying and “uve got ronaldos haircut from the 90s”

[@azzahd1135]

Your gran plays left back with st Johnstone

[@bigboiiikacper9387]

Wae*

[@liamking6411]

Just hearing Marley crease after every sentence made it better

[@superiorforces8047]

jeez! congrats on 100 k marley!

[@hannahsweeney2385]

3:40 "I hate Mikey and his wooden leg ma" That killed me 😂😂😂

[@rory777]

Yer maws got a set of glasses like two laptops' had me laughing 😂

[@MacksOnTop]

What was that rave music that donny was playing thay they told to turn off from 2005

[@moonbear5078]

I literally reminded it so much at Dumfries cause I was born their and I'm gonna be moving there

[@colinmeikle7115]

I still come back to these videos whenever I need a good laugh. ET's finger tramp always gets me 🤣.

[@laurenkane4521]

“ah hate mikey and his wooden legged maw” 😂😂😂

[@theforgottenscotsman7659]

U hink you’re sum sort a weapon

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

I am some sorta weapon I’ll be doing damage to ye

[@Toga17701]

Hands down my favourite is "your grans a goth" 🤣🤣🤣 sub and like instantly

[@ryankane8247]

Someone make me a ringtone of Ankleweight

[@dannyjevons06]

Wallace Campbell awesome yeah

[@amymyers5606]

The song I will wait by mumford and sons

[@Wogston]

'Le coq sportif jumper with a chippy bag gor the hood'
oh fuck that had me in tears hahahahahaha

[@meerkatgaming2322]

I've never laughed so much in my life noodles is a fucking legend

[@Jimmystannn]

seeing you all over facebook then rembering these makes me v happy for how far youve gone

[@MGBGamingHD]

"Nooooo! You fucking fat fucking stinking granny basher!"
This made me laugh like anything haha :D

[@N1S_Ghost]

hearing Scottish people argue is my new favorite thing

[@yoboikamil525]

3 Reasons I Love Call Of Duty :
3. Amazing gameplay
2. Awesome Campaigns
1 :

[@alistaressex2112]

Hahahaha this bit got me lol"Your a fucking fat grape" that had me in bits lol

[@joeevans3280]

Marleythirteen I am your 99,000th subscriber!!

[@MarleyThirteen]

Joe Evans Cheers!

[@jakeshepherd1728]

first video i have seen from your channel and i subscribed... this is one if the funniest videos i have ever watched 😂😂😂

[@jakeshepherd1728]

first video i have seen from your channel and i subscribed... this is one if the funniest videos i have ever watched 😂😂😂

[@iv3riskzz560]

the enduro channel this video funny

[@zoebutonline3319]

“Jumping about like, a pitchfork on the.... ledge?!” 😂😭😂

[@mrmilligan499]

2:25 "you fat grape" xDDDDDDDDDDD IM DYING

[@TheresBryan]

trying to listen to this in the break room at work and not burst out laughing is a mission.

[@BluexGhostTM]

That guy saying plenty has me dead

[@amymyers5606]

My favorite quote from this video was mot definitely when you sang ankle weight in the tune of I will wait by Mumford and sons

[@iconicinghamsxx3208]

"Yer maw is a carpet fitter fae Togo!" Pmsl ffs 😂😂

[@cadenjackson5659]

"If anybody's got a question mark, it's you you've got an effin' few hanging above your eyes!" Roasted.

[@thescottishcheez2051]

Make a 2017 Scottish cod player cmon bud pls like this if u want him to

[@sarahcattell756]

Jason Wight it's 2018 where the he'll it at bro 😂

[@AstroLOW]

Jason Wight it's 2019! where's the new Scottish COD player vids?

[@aidanmcguire444]

AstroLOW noodless has his on channel u Should gi it a look if u haven’t already

[@AstroLOW]

@@aidanmcguire444 actual? Dis he have videos like that?

[@aidanmcguire444]

AstroLOW kinda, he streams a lot with rangerzzz tho

[@lennonjohnson-clay8125]

2019 and these still used for me in everyday conversations 😂

[@pennenbakje1]

As a Dutch guy, your insults are pure fucking gold "your gran was a soldier in the serbian army man" HAHAHAHAHHA fucking absolute legends

[@jakefallon1249]

How does noodles come up with this stuff, actual funniest guy

[@MrColgy06]

that noodles boy is fuckin top class man, would love a game a battlefield way yese just to hear him dish out grief hahahaha

[@samuelcrestani]

this is my first time watching your videos , and i must say . this is one of the best channels on youtube . you just crack me up . keep it up man :)

[@EscapingElyisum]

Eyy Marley, im a drunk norwegian watching this and its fucking hilarious xD Ive watched through them all like 6 times but if you're durnk and you take your time they're even better xD

[@ergosumadrieyl2927]

Thank you for the subtitles because Lordy knows I would have no idea what tf anybody was saying and with subtitles it still didn’t make sense lol

[@gemxx6248]

When yer from Dumfries anaw 😂

[@damiancowan5768]

I’ve watched this too many times it’s fucking golden bro u need to do more videos like this

[@thedemon2380]

Thank you Scotts, you’ve made my day 🤗😂❤️

[@michaele.3008]

I'm so glad that there is subtitles lol😂

[@RokaiKupo]

I don't care how old this is I fucking died❤️

[@buyhighselllow8398]

"Yer gran went to the serbian military man, fuck up" almost died laughing at this one

[@beccaDx18]

“Yer Grans a goth “ everytime 😂😂😂

[@unknownguy4554]

Bro we need more of these! Especially the new cod's

[@MrJamaicanbacon123]

If another episode gets released the return of Watsy is needed, miss the egg patter

[@legoface]

“Yer maw is a carpet fitter fae Togo”

[@joe_bag_o_donuts5862]

Thank god for the subtitles

[@milliepeacock6331]

JOE_BAG_O_ Donuts ur no Scottish if u huvny used half a these insults

[@lmdrdn5941]

The subtitles get in the way, but help some people.

[@shanemirza8995]

Your gran plays left back for St Johnstone had me dying😂

[@jamesshuker3300]

We need Infinite Warfare and Mw Remastered videos now plz