Bro making fun of gay people gets you cancelled so ez cus all the TH-cam execs gay. Gotta relax on the dyke word 🤦 I'm hetero but that joke was low-key a lil too raw and gay people will go the extra mile.
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Haven't grown up in Charleston South Carolina and have eaten soft shell crab my entire life. You're not alone it depends largely on who has cooked it and how it's prepared and how it is prepared
I'm Maryland born and raised my grandparents used to eat these all the time. You gotta put some old bay on that sandwich. That sandwich brings back a lot of memories for me
Me too and tartar is not the sauce I would ever choose usually just little vinegar but I've seen others do mustard ans or ketchup or mayo but bro to each their own but on the eastern sure the way he treated that sandwich would be considered straight disrespect 😂😂
Same! Ayeee shout-out my Maryland family, Baltimore born and raised. Completely agree, that Old Bay makes all the change. He could also possibly sub tartar for straight up mayo.
I'm from Baltimore Maryland & grew up on OLD BAY CRABS 🦀 😋 & honestly that crab looked delicious 😋 but if it didn't have OLD BAY SEASONING THEN YOU'RE MISSING OUT!!!
Barely toasted bun, unseasoned veggies on the side 😭, and even the crab was bland from what he said 😢. And yeah, make some god-damned dressing, several tablespoons at least, for the fries as well, it's super cheap, but would've at least added some juiciness and flavor to this sad dish 😢
Crab itself looks really good, but there’s way too much open bun with no crab on it. Would probably be better on more of a small sub style bun so that the narrow part of the crab doesn’t have excess bread on the side and wide part of the crab has bread on more of the legs
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Bro making fun of gay people gets you cancelled so ez cus all the TH-cam execs gay. Gotta relax on the dyke word 🤦 I'm hetero but that joke was low-key a lil too raw and gay people will go the extra mile.
Bro got a spider slider
😂
haha def looks like it
😭🔥
💀💀💀
lol
Bro got a real crabby patty 😂😂😂
Krabby patty😂
Right
I cook these everyday at my job. We make the way better then this shit u eating 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@daebandz2901why u wording it around from what he originally said to make your comment better?
@@evilminions00he spelt it right anyway, not that big of a deal
Bro caught mr krabs lackin 😂
😂😂
bro 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Bro eating a bug sandwich
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bugwich
Y'all crazy asf 😂😂
Nah that crabby patty
bro wtf was that freak ass metaphor💀
like damn that's what we gotta do to get views now?
It's when you're goofy and try too hard.
A lazy metaphor, at that.
That's the kinda thing that might have been funny 15-25 years ago. Eminem used to rap stuff like that
Big factzz😂lame!!
The choice of music is insane
Y’all blowing me up
We’re watching it from Spongebobs perspective
@@hektik2074How if they serve crab meat at the Krusty Crab?
Right had me scared for no reason
Top 10 Most Cursed Food Items typa music💀
It match the crab meal 😂
He should have tucked the legs in. The analogy 🤣
lol
Legs 😷
Deadass looks like a sandwich you’d see off a cartoon😂😂
😭
Dryer than what? 🤣🤣
Ohh nevermind ahaha!!
Yo mama
@@noorbhatia1200naw he talkin bout yours, the dike
🤣🤣🤣
@@noorbhatia1200You ain’t have to come for her mama like that 😠
Plankton finally got the secret formula
🥱🥱
We getting out of the chum bucket with this one!
@@JuiceDrinker-gi3qv🤡🤡
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
The dryer line got me dying 😂😂
The horror music always gets me
My boy eating a sea spider sandwich. This is ludicrous.
I agree, I can't eat nothing that looks like a spider. Yuck
@@LouisBrown-ig9cmI can. It just gotta be crab legs tho. I could never eat a whole crab.
@@JusttMike247 😂😂 I feel you
@@LouisBrown-ig9cm I can’t do it bro. It’s just a giant hard spider, the mfrs shell is *erect* like it’s happy about ugly it is
beyond me
Biblically accurate Krabby Patty
Go back to school ts don’t make sense
@@Pnb_danielit does make sense if you understand the context of the meme he’s referring to
@@Pnb_daniel100% makes sense
@@Pnb_danielhe’s referring to biblically accurate angel stuff flying around, foo
I can’t believe you forgot the hot sauce 😮
Tarantula hot bite 😂😂😂
😂
DRYER THAN WHAT 😭☠️ IM WHEEZING PLEASEEEE
That freaky sentence was crazy 😭
😂😂😂
Like what😭
Look like a tarantula burger
😅😅😅 gave me the chills 😂
😂
Y’all mf never seen a spider before or what cause come on no it don’t and y’all all saying the same thing😅 gyahhhh be original
@@leonhawkins1955 These mfs don't ever be around fresh seafood. It looks like what it is; a blue crab.
Spiders & crabs are related so it actually makes sense
They finally got Sebatian. Great video 👍👍
Ain't no way, I need this bruh.
"And this 🥷🏾 still got the legs and everything on him" 😂😂😂
That’s the part the made the video official 😂
I like how he refers to it as "this 🥷🏾" like someone would do to refer to a person 🤣.
Deadass🤣
I like how he probably says that word every 4 or 5 sentences minimum and it's just 2 letters from the worst slur in history
@@Gankstomper😂😂😂😂
That's what u call a official crabby patty
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Yes sir
Dude talk like jim Carrey on cable guy 😂😂
“This mug do have a phenomenal crunch though listen to this” *proceeds to have a slight crunch*
bro your commentary is other worldly pls don’t stop makin vids🙏😂
That metaphor caught me wayyyy off guard bro 😂😂
Yaaa i see why it has soo many likes now 😂😂😂
I second that!!!😂😂😂
I still can't comprehend eating a crab with its shell on it.
They good
Newly molted so it’s barely hard enough to be considered a shell
When it’s fried it just makes the crab extra crispy but not hard
It just molted it’s softer than skin
I never understood the appeal or soft shell crab lol not a fan
“Don’t really come with muthch” 😂
Yo fam that was the funniest comparison I've heard in my life 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That dry bit had me dead af. Need more of this! 😂😂😂
How dead is fuck if fuck.is dead.
@@dave-o4328deader than dead
Smead
@@jaredsquirrels5242 if fuck is dead then fuck is as dead as fuck. No more or less dead 😂 jk
I fr screamed
That "dryer" line was CRAZY!!!!😂🤣😂
Right 🤣😂🤣🏌🏽♀️
2/10
What did he say? I couldn’t understand him?
It was Diddy af!
drier
The music I am watching this at 1 am 💀😭
Thanks for the great analogy, sir 👍
You just ate a big spider on a bun
Wow😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😭
Probably good as a mug too
I know you don't even realize it
“ I taste more bun than I taste crab” is crazy word play😂😂😂😂
Yooooooo! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂 nah that was definitely crazy
💀💀
How is that? I don't get it
@@bartoszpiacko9319😂😂😂
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He got that eight legged freak burger
Seeing the legs go flying was a NOPE 😂
Lmaoooo
lol! Exactly I’m okay.
🤣🤣👌🏽
😂
🤣🤣👏🏾👍🏾
Mane that “dryer” line was wild 💀💀💀💀
came outta no where i started to die
Not that wild dude. Just an old recycled joke.
It sounded a bit forced.
@@jacescalora9306not all of us are old as dirt 🤷♀️🫣
Dryer than what? I didn’t hear what he said well
blud got the crab burger monster😂
Swap that tarter with cocktail sauce hits hard!!!
I can't with the spider looking crab.
Crabs are water spiders
Have you never seen a crab before?
Crustaceans are basically water bugs n stuff just look at an isopod don't that look like a water roach
@@boredboi6279yea water bugs are gross
Why this guy tongue come out like that when he says, much
“I’m not really feelin the bun to crab ratio tho” 😂
That was so disrespectful.
@@BlueHilarycry
@@BlueHilarywhat
@@76EATDX. They should have given him more crab
Because half of the crab is sticking out the bun! Fix it! And it should be juicy. If it's not prob old, frozen etc. Smh. Go to MacDonalds instead
Didn't even know that was a thing. I wanna try it.
This the first I seen bro remotely happy anyone else remember his villain arc 😭
Why he got the horror mystery music playing 😂
You don’t see that horror mystery azz sammich?! Lol. Bgm is fitting.
Because the ghost of the crab is haunting him to this day and making him pinch strangers against his will
Because judging by how it looks he might now be alive after eating that nasty shit
It’s a life and death situation
@@aliwooz913because that sandwich is a fucking nightmare
“ I got wit me a schoft schell chrab schamich”
I’m screaming😂😂😂😂 I knew somebody was gone say it
😅
😭
Lmao man
😂
Your gonna be big soon cause I like the way you keep it real. So, I'll be following your climb right along with you
I don't know what I was expecting, but that suspenseful music had me on edge 😂😅
They put Mr. Krabs in a sandwich. 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Blahahahaha
I can't my stomach hurts.. OMG.. What's wrong with us humans .. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Plankton finally got em
@@ian-fh1fc😐
The secret of the crabby patty
The metaphor was crazy 😂
It’s an analogy
@@SantanaBinksright? LOl
@@SantanaBinksor a simile.
What did he say? I couldn’t understand the word he said
Metaphor? You mean analogy 😂
Dude got the old school spiderman logo for food
That shit looks crazy as hell, with them legs hanging out likethat!LOL
Not the legs sticking out with every bite 😂😂
Chill yall 🤣🤣
😭
Nasty. Who gonna eat a plain legg lol.
I'm not feeling the legs...
Bro got a sea spider sandwich 😂
😂😂
True!
looks like that shit from the alien movies
I wanna hear him say that sentence
a sea spider lol I can unsee it now.
“One meaty krab.” Spongebob needa use that line. 😭
Haven't grown up in Charleston South Carolina and have eaten soft shell crab my entire life. You're not alone it depends largely on who has cooked it and how it's prepared and how it is prepared
Bruh who puts a whole damn crab in between two pieces of bread 🤣🤣🤣
Maryland, I never tried them but we got Em 😂
this is pefectly normal, we eat them in Louisiana too
the entire state of maryland
@@coreyadams1982 no wonder why y’all country bumpkins slow asl
😂😂😂😂
Man, the music you use, always makes me think your about to die xD
He doesn't get the point of that sound or any concept of editing etc. he just a crab eating dude
Did you type this or use speech to text.
listen to this! *everything falls into the car, no crunch detected*
That was wild af😂😂😂 you funny bro
Damn bro you just took a bite out of the crab's ass 💀
Lmfao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
BBL sea spider
That’ll be the only time I eat azz
Bro got the splatoon sandwich 😂
LOL! For real!
REAAAL straight from crusty sean 💀💀
@@ekubo954 literally the pescatarian deluxe or whatever its called 😭😭😭
yeah
True lol
Biting it from the back like that is diabolical 😂😂
Them mfs said nah your making this yourself 😂😂
I'm Maryland born and raised my grandparents used to eat these all the time. You gotta put some old bay on that sandwich. That sandwich brings back a lot of memories for me
Me too and tartar is not the sauce I would ever choose usually just little vinegar but I've seen others do mustard ans or ketchup or mayo but bro to each their own but on the eastern sure the way he treated that sandwich would be considered straight disrespect 😂😂
Same! Ayeee shout-out my Maryland family, Baltimore born and raised. Completely agree, that Old Bay makes all the change. He could also possibly sub tartar for straight up mayo.
Old bay, mayo, hot sauce🤌 .. mustard is also acceptable. Growing up in md, I've never put tartar sauce on one
Maryland here also, old bay and cocktail sauce all day!
I'm from Baltimore Maryland & grew up on OLD BAY CRABS 🦀 😋 & honestly that crab looked delicious 😋 but if it didn't have OLD BAY SEASONING THEN YOU'RE MISSING OUT!!!
Man that crab looks like a mutated alien spider between bread . The crab spirit probably cussing you out 😂
Shit came out of a horror movie...😂
@@mpound97 🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
fr shit looked like a facehugger from alien
@@achengineerking you hit the bullseye lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Plankton: finally
*yo worldplay is CRAZZYYYY* 😂
"So I'm leaving the Warwick Homestead and I got with me a softshell mirelurk sandwich"
Lol #Fallout
Not to be confused with the softshell mudcrab sandwich from The Winking Skeever.
I wish they would have kept buying/selling slaves in FO4. That was my fav part of 3
Lol😂
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Hell nah with the 1$ hamburger bun, no sauce, that’s wild for 15$ 😂😂
Barely toasted bun, unseasoned veggies on the side 😭, and even the crab was bland from what he said 😢. And yeah, make some god-damned dressing, several tablespoons at least, for the fries as well, it's super cheap, but would've at least added some juiciness and flavor to this sad dish 😢
15 for that is a ripoff
I was thinking that when I was watching the video like wow that's not even a brioche bun though idk if that would really go with crab tho
IT'S SEAFOOD & CRABS 🦀 ARE SEASONAL THAT'S QHY THEY CAN BE EXPENSIVE LIKE LOBSTER 🦞PRICED DEPENDING ON THEIR WEIGHT & SIZE. THE MORE YOU KNOW.😊❤
Thats a crazy metaphor 😭
That dry comparison went hard.
Factsssssss 😂😂😂😂😂
Naaa he violated 😂
😂😂😂
I wasn't expecting that 😂
LoL you silllllay 😂😂😂
No it was weird
why u put the music in the back like it was a scary video😭
Fr bro always use this spooky ass music
Because that fkn sandwich looked scary af!
Somebody Get Spongebob Input On The Soft Shell Krabby Patty 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Mr. Krabs Did It Again
“Listen to this” zero crunch, but you hear legs smacking the plate😂
I ain't never been terrified of a plate
Bro basically eating a spider sandwhich
Finally,,bro got a Mr.Krab🫡
That way you were taking those bites I expected a higher rating 😂
The dry comparison lol
Caught me off guard lol
LMFAOOOOO
Funny asf 😂😂😂😂
Whole time I thought you suppose to peel the meat out like crab legs .🧐
Louisiana Native: YOU JUST GOT HUSSLED!😂😂😂😂
I have no idea what Louisianans would do with a soft shell crab but you have my faith it’d be amazing
The scary music gets me every time 😂
Bro got bars Lmaooooo
A tarantula on a bun😜
“This mf do got a lot of crunch tho”
“Listen to this”
*🦗🦗🦗*
That crunch made me😂💀☠️
Crab itself looks really good, but there’s way too much open bun with no crab on it. Would probably be better on more of a small sub style bun so that the narrow part of the crab doesn’t have excess bread on the side and wide part of the crab has bread on more of the legs
The thought of the fried crab legs falling into that unreachable spot underneath the car seat and rotting away is scaring me. 😢
Everything is reachable. Especially when one is desperate to remove the rotten abomination that plagues one's senses and sanity.
@@SatanSquad hella poetic. You're right 😂
Theres a withering away crab somewhere in your vehicle
Nah, they'd dissappear in that seat moving rail, you'd have to take that seat right out and steam it out
As someone who cleans out crabs i cant imagine eating the dead mans fingers and the yellow goop
Just like lobster that's not healthy to eat the crap sack of any animal....it's called waste for a reason.
The mushrooms would like a wurd.@@number1enemyoftheuseless985
lol they probably get rid of that bro
I really thought you weren’t supposed to eat the dead man
I was always told not to eat the dead man. The yellow goop nobody ever mentioned
I definitely clutched ma pearls at the dryness comparison. 😮
Broseph - you do really good reviews. Straight up.
The background music killin me🤣🤣🤣
Bro Got that top 5 scariest sound track
Lmaooo
@@911ragdoll 💀💀💀
Like a Tim Burton movie.
Loll I’m not feeling the legs hanging out the sandwich
lol!!!
Man when he took that second bite and the leg was just danglin 🤣🤣🤣 nah mane, nah 😩
@@kolddemonstrationthis comment took me OUT 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
@@kolddemonstrationLMFAO fr dude was like a monster there 😭
Bro got that What-The-Fuck-A-Burger 💀
That lego games sound when the crab was falling apart ☠️
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs
Lol this comment deserves more likes.
damn thwts funny loo
😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I'm dead 😂😂
It definitely needed some sauce & seasoning . Maybe some garlic cajun aioli and old bay.🥴
Facts
That would have def did the job!! I hope they see your comment and add it 😂😂
@@LoveJazmon_ Yes ma'am, I hope so too, luv.😂 🤗
You know what you're talking about without question! 🥂😂👍🏾
@@anthonywestjr1063 🤗😂
Bro got that tarantula Mcfeast
🤣🤣☠️
Dryer then studs when they see a deer is crazy