Theo, when you ended this podcast with "Be good to yourself man and women, you probably deserve it" it made me cry. Thank you for being who you are. Please don't ever stop what you're doing. You're the Best!!!!
Hey Theo or the person that checks comments... Look into Better Help, it doesnt look good to have them as a sponsor going forward for anyone. Seems like people are calling it out as a scam.
I was looking for a help service like this and since so many people were talking about it I just googled it a while back and got freaked out by what people were saying about it.
Theo in the beginning when you said “today it is a good day, it has to be, it has to be because it’s the only one we have right now” resonated with me very deeply. I don’t know if you said it as a throwaway comment but holy shit that hit me like a bus. Sending love. Thanks.
That intro song was so fire. Get that hitter boi. You podcast helps people more than u realize man never stop. U help me climb out that dark pit brother
Theo, I appreciate you trying to help people through you sponsor BetterHelp. Not to say they are not a quality organization, but one of the counselors tried to get my niece to meet them at a truck stop for sex. That said, I am sure that is a small portion of the counselors. Keep it up bra’z
Found out this morning that my mother has 4 different cancers and 3 months to live, I'm frozen. Listening to Theo tell me to give the day a second chance, sitting here by myself couldn't get myself to go to work fighting off drinking. Have no fucking clue how to give today a second chance.
"I've never met anybody who stood up for their own self-worth whose life didn't continue to get better. Never. Nev-er. When you do the right thing, life gets better."'
Theo I know this will fly under your radar but my name is Sam Walker and i am 26 and a veteran of the Army and its filthy Iraq War. I have dabbled in the dark arts alot to cope with the loss of friends and my wife Hannah who is also the mother of our 7 year old daughter Larissa. I thank you for being there every monday to lift me up when im missing my daughter who lives with her Gma now. I am not a bad guy at all i just lost touch of myself after leaving the Army and with that i lost the connection with my daughter. I am working to rebuild that right now. I am working for a property management company and was blessed to recieve a comped 1 bedroom in an affluent area. I stuggle with good things because they never seem to last but just when i think i cant take it anymore you or Joey Diaz and even Joe Rogan and Tom Segura all remind me that life is what you make it. I have to remember that i am not alone and i have fellow members of the Rat Kingdom who have swam thru strife to reach happiness. I am a soldier at heart and i will never give up on this life. For this moment of clarity; i thank you. Keep on bringing them hitterz and reminding us that we all gang gang and are never alone. Peace love and positivity sir.
As a woman...I've imagine what it must be like to be a man and it is your "job" to protect your family. I know men get scared too so I can only imagine what it must be like to be fearful in a situation and also know everyone relies on you for protection. Can't be easy...
Nah, it's instinct. No thought involved so there is no pressure. It's just what you do. My opinion anyway, nowadays it seems like an old fashioned thing.
I went to fix someone's AC. The wife was home. I needed to run an extension cord from outside to inside. It was the shortest route but, the windows were old and they ALL had screws so that they wouldn't open. The wife tried to apologize for that but, i stopped her. That was the man of the house understanding that there were bad people out there. He was simply doing whatever he thought he needed to do to protect his family. And yes...even after doing that he worries about...what else? From who else. From where. From what. But, in todays world...the single mother out there must deal with those same thoughts.
My morning was going down the tubes took your suggestion and took the positive route. I even found a folded up dollar bill in the parking lot at lunch lol. So i guess positivity does bring blessings.
You always make me smile like a walrus on molly theo, keep giving us your soul soothing vibes man. Too many broken souls out here and you're words are the superglue we need. Gang Gang
Theo I even think your commercials are so wonderful. I can't get enough of you, your energy vibrates at a very high positive hitter level! Come on peeps the amount of subs vs videos, doesn't add up, watch them hitters too, please!
Theo, you deserve all good that comes to you . Besides making us laugh, you take the single moms out and give to the cleaning lady, thats the definition of selfless, gang gang
Today is a good day, it has to be. I genuinely started crying. This day started off shitty for sure. Honestly the last couple days have been. I’ve felt like just giving up. Thank you for your words. I’m giving it a chance.
Went out to Charlotte the late Saturday show from Summerville, SC... I appreciate that Von took the time to stop on his way off stage, shake my hand and apologize for the ass clowns being rude. My LUNGS hurt from laughing so dang much!
He has a genuine respect for people's time and money. Theo is a good dude and is definitely looking out for his real fans. He even let me get a photo with him (Nashville show) skipping the long line cause I had a babysitter waiting for us at home. Much respect to Theo!
Sometimes I think Theo starts off a sentence with no idea where it’s going, and then he ends up just as confused as we are. That’s why I tune in. Theo’s thinking runs deep.
@edward chowanes dannng dude good to hear that! I hope to get there someday currently on a few weeks sober and man it's hard sometimes... I've been avoiding people to avoid the sauce ya feel. Much love gang gang
Hey theo Mind blowing moment if the idea is not already out there! I think it would be amazing to setup up a VR podcast to where its like the viewer is sitting in the room with you and feel apart of each podcast! Also tell joe rogan i said whats up ! Gang Gang stay up player!
Its crazy that people like Theo and other comedians are the ones who are actually wise enough to be leaders of thought for our society. Like we should see a couple of Theo quotes on TV instead of commercials for unhealthy fast food and toxic alcohol. Seriously, people should be forced to watch this dude for like bare minimum 20 minutes a day
I woke up today with a friend of mine wanting kill himself and I told him something similar man. Even if life’s one leg is bad sometimes you gotta crawl your way into the next day.
Funny when Theo was trying to figure out what’s wrong with his brain!…it’s the coke dude! It’s took me years to not feel constantly frazzled. Thank the Lord I’m off coke now. GANG GANG X
For the last caller with the high sex drive and her spouse doesnt...he probably has low testosterone...I have a friend from work that dealt with that and he just needed to use some ointment...it happens alot and there are many health issues he could run into later if he doesnt get checked out...GO TO THE DOCTOR.
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Theo is a modern day Mister Rogers. Love love love checking in each week and swimming in this stream of consciousness.
Theo, when you ended this podcast with "Be good to yourself man and women, you probably deserve it" it made me cry. Thank you for being who you are. Please don't ever stop what you're doing. You're the Best!!!!
Thank you for saving my life. 38 days sober. I'll call in soon, bro.
How have you been
Keep going dude you can do this x
978 days sober now
@@mr.chupacabra7172 wow, congratulations man.
@@mr.chupacabra7172 legend
You always bring back such awesome poor girl stories! I miss the childhood we had. We didn’t have money but we had fun!
I hope your still having fun. Making new memories.
Gang Gang
Theo, I have heard that BetterHelp is involved in some dark arts and I think you should at least investigate it. Be careful bro
Dark heart webbies
Life is garbage but this podcast makes it a little bit better.....
Thanx Theo.
bernard wallace you’re lying to yourself life is not garbage lol
life ain’t garbage brother
*life is a bitch sometimes* but it’s full of bad bitches and good drugs brother cheer up ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ get innn thereeeee
Hey Theo or the person that checks comments... Look into Better Help, it doesnt look good to have them as a sponsor going forward for anyone. Seems like people are calling it out as a scam.
I heard that you don’t even get the free trial they claim and end up charging you early for the first three months
I was looking for a help service like this and since so many people were talking about it I just googled it a while back and got freaked out by what people were saying about it.
I'll help y'all if you need it
Agreed - Theo does a good job anyway.
Herpalert time
You’re the best Theo!! Thank you for always giving 1000% and speaking from the heart! Stay genuine! You help more people than you could imagine
Theo in the beginning when you said “today it is a good day, it has to be, it has to be because it’s the only one we have right now” resonated with me very deeply. I don’t know if you said it as a throwaway comment but holy shit that hit me like a bus. Sending love. Thanks.
Best way to start Mondays with!
Gang Gang
Dopeness in the AM!
Bowsette! 😍
Or end Monday’s boiiiiiiiiiii
Myself and all my Australian friends I have introduced to your podcast, fuuuckin love you dude.
Tom Foolery *fookin
@@SupremeLogo Hes not irish idiot
Don’t ever stop these podcasts man.
Still watching these old episodes. May 2023
That intro song was so fire. Get that hitter boi. You podcast helps people more than u realize man never stop. U help me climb out that dark pit brother
Theo, I appreciate you trying to help people through you sponsor BetterHelp. Not to say they are not a quality organization, but one of the counselors tried to get my niece to meet them at a truck stop for sex. That said, I am sure that is a small portion of the counselors. Keep it up bra’z
Found out this morning that my mother has 4 different cancers and 3 months to live, I'm frozen. Listening to Theo tell me to give the day a second chance, sitting here by myself couldn't get myself to go to work fighting off drinking. Have no fucking clue how to give today a second chance.
Checking in 4 years later. Doing alright?
God bless you
"I've never met anybody who stood up for their own self-worth whose life didn't continue to get better. Never. Nev-er. When you do the right thing, life gets better."'
Theo I know this will fly under your radar but my name is Sam Walker and i am 26 and a veteran of the Army and its filthy Iraq War. I have dabbled in the dark arts alot to cope with the loss of friends and my wife Hannah who is also the mother of our 7 year old daughter Larissa. I thank you for being there every monday to lift me up when im missing my daughter who lives with her Gma now. I am not a bad guy at all i just lost touch of myself after leaving the Army and with that i lost the connection with my daughter. I am working to rebuild that right now. I am working for a property management company and was blessed to recieve a comped 1 bedroom in an affluent area. I stuggle with good things because they never seem to last but just when i think i cant take it anymore you or Joey Diaz and even Joe Rogan and Tom Segura all remind me that life is what you make it. I have to remember that i am not alone and i have fellow members of the Rat Kingdom who have swam thru strife to reach happiness. I am a soldier at heart and i will never give up on this life. For this moment of clarity; i thank you. Keep on bringing them hitterz and reminding us that we all gang gang and are never alone. Peace love and positivity sir.
Hope your doing better bro
As a woman...I've imagine what it must be like to be a man and it is your "job" to protect your family. I know men get scared too so I can only imagine what it must be like to be fearful in a situation and also know everyone relies on you for protection. Can't be easy...
Nah, it's instinct. No thought involved so there is no pressure. It's just what you do. My opinion anyway, nowadays it seems like an old fashioned thing.
I went to fix someone's AC. The wife was home. I needed to run an extension cord from outside to inside. It was the shortest route but, the windows were old and they ALL had screws so that they wouldn't open. The wife tried to apologize for that but, i stopped her. That was the man of the house understanding that there were bad people out there. He was simply doing whatever he thought he needed to do to protect his family. And yes...even after doing that he worries about...what else? From who else. From where. From what. But, in todays world...the single mother out there must deal with those same thoughts.
Thanks for everything theo! Your old podcast change ppls life’s in 2023🎉
My morning was going down the tubes took your suggestion and took the positive route. I even found a folded up dollar bill in the parking lot at lunch lol. So i guess positivity does bring blessings.
You always make me smile like a walrus on molly theo, keep giving us your soul soothing vibes man. Too many broken souls out here and you're words are the superglue we need. Gang Gang
Damn Theo bringing the Monday morning hittahs brah, onward!
I got an 8 hour road trip and I’m fine with it chase ik I get to hear at least 8 theo podcasts
Thanks for giving Alex a shoutout Theo!! He was truly a shaman warrior against the dark arts. Charlotte loves you dude!!
Theo I even think your commercials are so wonderful. I can't get enough of you, your energy vibrates at a very high positive hitter level! Come on peeps the amount of subs vs videos, doesn't add up, watch them hitters too, please!
Theo, you deserve all good that comes to you . Besides making us laugh, you take the single moms out and give to the cleaning lady, thats the definition of selfless, gang gang
Watching this at 3am in 2022 Theo, was in need of some feel good solos..gang bro
I Definitely need to get mentally well.
How’s it going?? Share that journey bruh. Gang 🤙🏻
"test drive your own heartbeat" where in the fuck do you come up with this shit man? hahahaha
Theo! Always helping me get through these mondays!
Today is a good day, it has to be.
I genuinely started crying. This day started off shitty for sure. Honestly the last couple days have been. I’ve felt like just giving up. Thank you for your words. I’m giving it a chance.
You ain't spilling cereal where I'm from. Cause if a flake hits the air, somebody's tongue is going to meet it halfway to the ground.
Matt Quillen #reallife
The champ! Good to see you Friday
Went out to Charlotte the late Saturday show from Summerville, SC... I appreciate that Von took the time to stop on his way off stage, shake my hand and apologize for the ass clowns being rude. My LUNGS hurt from laughing so dang much!
Hey me too man! Souf cack reppin
He has a genuine respect for people's time and money. Theo is a good dude and is definitely looking out for his real fans. He even let me get a photo with him (Nashville show) skipping the long line cause I had a babysitter waiting for us at home. Much respect to Theo!
@@mishaadams1877 very much so! Incredibly sincere... genuine dude.
I'm so glad they kicked that dude out. It was only about 1.5 hours late.
Looking forward to the Bishop Gunn "Alabama" video.
When is the release date for that?
Nvrmnd I see that it comes out tomorrow
Gunt gunt!
Sometimes I think Theo starts off a sentence with no idea where it’s going, and then he ends up just as confused as we are. That’s why I tune in. Theo’s thinking runs deep.
Us early risers love this podcast. Drinking some coffee, a few bowls, and enjoying my morning.
I do not condone smoking marijuana but I do agree with the other stuff
No you don't you are just gay
@@joedatsun1894 okay
Haha
@Daniel no you @Joe s is shady just looking for the brown star.
Charlotte show was dope theo onward brother gang gang
Hell yeah
Gang gang son. Starting off the week with some Ratking and a jahnt 💪🏽
What row of the church van are you smoking that horse leg jahnt in bruh? Haha
Big facts
Get that hittah
I don't understand half of what he is saying but yet I'm intrigued
Better Help is those dark arts
Theo is the best! Love my Mondays thanks to you
When is the king & sting starting? We need that hitta playboi
" We didn't have anymore caramel topping for the vanilla ice cream scoops" lol
bro been watching a long time and never new why but you hit me today thanks ....
Theo with that weekly hitter
Theo "Word Skeet" Von outchea digging in them catfish heads boi! Looks like it's going to be another chill Monday. Onward....
johnson543 yeah yeah!
@@stormcorrosion176 Gang gang!
Oooweee Theo be out there shavin' birds at the park! Get them doves play boi
No work today im gonna have to save this for tomorrow. That Grey Block heeter was enough for now
I NEED MORE OF TINY SANDHU !!!! Where do I find him?
Get Derrick Lewis on this show ASAP
Our balls is hot!
THAT MONDAY MORNIN’ HITTAHHHHH GANGGANG BOI!! onward...
Onward.
Get you some of that grey block pizza. Much love from Canada Theo!
Got my Tickets for that added DC show! Thanks for adding it almost missed you gonna be my first show yo!
Hell yeah man good seeing ya again in NC! Kicking Monday off right onward!
his southern accent along with his pronunciation of the letter "s" comforts me
Woke up fighting them dark arts. Theo... thanks for this.
Got my name on that Gunt Squad list
Yo idk who you are but i fucking love you. You say the most off the wall shit and i cant stop laughing.
Lol I wish he did more solo episodes instead of some guest episodes 😭 I prefer these more
Monday morning hitter. I look forward to new episodes like one of them dope smoking elves waiting on Christmas.
Hey Good News: I have 1 year sober as of October 8th! Thanks for all the laughs fam. Keep it up! Gang Gangggg
How's it going man? Still on that sober train?
Hell yea, now 3 years fam
@edward chowanes dannng dude good to hear that! I hope to get there someday currently on a few weeks sober and man it's hard sometimes... I've been avoiding people to avoid the sauce ya feel. Much love gang gang
Theo just so you know betterhelp is a scam you should probably not use them as a sponsor.
ufc9100 th-cam.com/video/xgyo4hqzBao/w-d-xo.html
Yep and plenty more evidence in the coming days too
Yes good look! I was about to comment about this.
He definitely has no clue it's a scam but other people might call him out for using it as a sponsor
Yep hopefully he reads this and looks into it more
Dude theo i fucking love you man, always making my day better
Listen as I get ready for school, then finish off the podcast during 1st period. Wouldnt have it any other way, Good Morning to all !!
So upset I missed your Charlotte show. Pls come back soon.
Intro was clutch, thanks Theo! Cheers.
*If* *there* *isn’t* *a* *St.* *Theo,* *there* *is* *now!* *#ProtectTheoAtAllCosts* *Gang!* 😇🙏🏼
Resist those dark arts today 🐐
no digging pleasure holes in the earth aka (dark arts)
Just 4 today bro...
Hayden Smyth new moon vibes 🔮
Yes sir
Gang gang with those hitters!
Hey theo
Mind blowing moment if the idea is not already out there! I think it would be amazing to setup up a VR podcast to where its like the viewer is sitting in the room with you and feel apart of each podcast! Also tell joe rogan i said whats up ! Gang Gang stay up player!
Bumper to Bumper with that thumper 😂👏🙌
Its crazy that people like Theo and other comedians are the ones who are actually wise enough to be leaders of thought for our society. Like we should see a couple of Theo quotes on TV instead of commercials for unhealthy fast food and toxic alcohol. Seriously, people should be forced to watch this dude for like bare minimum 20 minutes a day
I’d love to see you go on the H3 podcast.
Theo's looking a lot healthier and happier this episode compared to previous ones.
Had a bad day. This made my evening better
love from India,Theo
India?
Not even ten mins in yet THUMBS up true fans right now
Surprised there were so many people here already
We out here.
Me to man only the true gang gangers theo is the shit man I clicked right away!
Fuckin right We are out here
Reach for that yeech boi! Let's hear more....
Gang gang son.. the only thing I like about Mondays is this shizzzz.
Wear headphones during the intro and outro! That cover is beautiful
43:01 can’t wait ! 😍🙏🏽❤️🙋🏻♀️
Been waiting on this, baby boi!
I woke up today with a friend of mine wanting kill himself and I told him something similar man. Even if life’s one leg is bad sometimes you gotta crawl your way into the next day.
That Monday hitter!
Get in there you smiling walrus!!!
What’s up Theo! My girlfriend and I came all the way from Jacksonville on Friday night! You were awesome. Thanks for the laughs!
Thank you guys for coming :) Take care of each other
Funny when Theo was trying to figure out what’s wrong with his brain!…it’s the coke dude! It’s took me years to not feel constantly frazzled. Thank the Lord I’m off coke now. GANG GANG X
A day late, but made time tonight to listen, great stuff, Give Connor his rematch!!
Earlier on that hitter
Ay Theo! Called in about a bachelor party in Vermont. Thought it would be cool if you put it on the show maybe?? Yuh yuh. Onwards
the bit about the tree, i just lost it lol, these stories loolol
Grey block, for when you want pizza...they got it.
for when your mouth wants something in it.. get in theere
Better Help helped me feel better gang gang!
'She's got the Mario Andretti in her vagetti; and he's got that bumper to bumper, in his thumper' I lost it there hahaaa
I like how the starting advertisement segment always seems like satire
“Doo doo crouchers behind your molars” fucking dying maaaaayn!
For the last caller with the high sex drive and her spouse doesnt...he probably has low testosterone...I have a friend from work that dealt with that and he just needed to use some ointment...it happens alot and there are many health issues he could run into later if he doesnt get checked out...GO TO THE DOCTOR.
Love you theo
I needed to hear this. Thanks THeo