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  • @drydogg
    @drydogg ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Living in a slum is practically criminal; owning a whole street of them only gets you invited to the best parties." Terry Pratchett.

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    14:04 Banjo pairs well with Jaz Music, actually.
    It takes it back to its Rag-Time Roots.

  • @feuerling
    @feuerling ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:42 those are tranquilizer darts for when the patient tries to run away without paying

  • @ttyagraj9554
    @ttyagraj9554 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    18:48 to 21:14 is the most f*cked up thing I have ever read in all the cursed comments history.

    • @YoItsM3RK
      @YoItsM3RK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im taking notes

  • @mrezex4266
    @mrezex4266 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    first one is literally velma before and after the gym

  • @AFordFlex2377
    @AFordFlex2377 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    That first one with the anthropomorphic nerd emoji girl and the Giga Chadette was pure perfection! 😂 🤓

    • @papyberryandblueyruss5627
      @papyberryandblueyruss5627 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I want them to kiss

    • @AFordFlex2377
      @AFordFlex2377 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@papyberryandblueyruss5627 Based, they would definitely make a cute couple.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Hot female Tomboys are better. And both of them are Tomboys.
      Refuses to explain or elaborate further.
      Leaves."

    • @sammer1097
      @sammer1097 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean... there is the problem that Chadette was being more Karen than Chad.

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@papyberryandblueyruss5627🤨

  • @TurtleChad1
    @TurtleChad1 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    A turtle approves of these comments

    • @S1rUbaaaN_0365
      @S1rUbaaaN_0365 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      denji approves

    • @lozercakez
      @lozercakez ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@S1rUbaaaN_0365 a squid approves also, YOU KNOW DENJI YESSSS

    • @whitebutterflyfingersofcolour
      @whitebutterflyfingersofcolour ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@S1rUbaaaN_0365 Your Name is Tanjiro wtf

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tibby approved

    • @S1rUbaaaN_0365
      @S1rUbaaaN_0365 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whitebutterflyfingersofcolour that is my channel name

  • @dommywommy1270
    @dommywommy1270 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    21:13 Nah bro really made a whole entire biography about me!!! Now I won't have to write an autobiography myself!

  • @RandomBozoGuy
    @RandomBozoGuy ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bro had me spitting out my drink every 10 seconds

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    21:14 This sounds like the plot synopsis for the Old Boy sequel we never got.

  • @corncrab
    @corncrab ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Draw them dead in a ditch."
    WAT?

  • @jamesb9212
    @jamesb9212 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    #dankness
    When you think you're about to fart quietly, but it comes out louder than you meant for it: "Now all of China knows you're here!"

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once had such a long-winded fart, I said "Members of Congress, I speak to you tonight..."

  • @BillSmith372
    @BillSmith372 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Sponge approves of these memes, beat the turtle to it

  • @olivefernando7879
    @olivefernando7879 ปีที่แล้ว

    science's source would literally be a bunch of explanations of how to find out yourself (i.e. what experiments were done etc) like literally the royal society's motto means 'take no one's word for it' you're meant to do the science yourself and then correct people when they're wrong (including yourself if you were wrong about your hypothesis)

  • @mousepotatoliteratureclub
    @mousepotatoliteratureclub ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:48 There is an entire movie series about how both of these ideas can go horribly, horribly wrong.

  • @fire_bro0638
    @fire_bro0638 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "How do thirst walk the thirst drink eat zombie the food? Having problems reloading the zombie after dark"
    Amen brother

  • @ikizumari7314
    @ikizumari7314 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 2:30, it’s the same with how fudge didn’t bother to check Harry’s memory if Voldemort had returned or not

  • @somerandomguy4180
    @somerandomguy4180 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    18:38 bro did not hold back at all with the darkness in his soul 💀💀💀
    If you read this dude, can we be friends?

    • @sadnesse7602
      @sadnesse7602 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s just a prank bro

    • @BitByte1003
      @BitByte1003 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro that is literally the darkest thing i’ve ever heard, and it only had 5 upvotes 💀

  • @song_of_the_phoenix2010
    @song_of_the_phoenix2010 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:20
    Not sure about everyone,but the one lying down - Inosuke Hashibiro - is a masculine dude with a feminine face that was raised by boars and wears his "adoptive" mother's head as a mask,and the one above him is Juzo Suzuya,or Rei,and was raised as a pet by a man-eating mainacal humanoid called a Ghoul,which means Juzo grew up as a crazy,violent dude willing to harm himself AND others.See the red marks on him? Those are body stitches.He is a bit feminine though,the Ghoul that raised him castrated him with a gavel before he entered puberty,so as she wanted,he stayed small and cute.

  • @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132
    @thedragonthatlovesskittles7132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 through multiple forms of trial and error and exploration of the earth and the relam it lives in.

  • @14Uall
    @14Uall ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:51 they both probably lost to a baking soda volcano.

  • @TheGenericPerson
    @TheGenericPerson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how the hell can you even get 15 years for stealing 100$, thought the legal limit was like a year at most, this is sickening.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bank Robbery often involves the threat or use of weapons, so the penalty is more severe than bankrupting a company by stealing money from it.

    • @TheGenericPerson
      @TheGenericPerson ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markh.6687 there is no way someone would steal 100$ from a bank

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGenericPerson Do a web search; a guy was just arrested for stealing $1 U.S. during a bank robbery. The Feds don't play with bank robbers; it was made a Federal crime in the 1930's.

    • @djdomain
      @djdomain ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGenericPerson If you're destitute, commiting a felony to stay in prison may not be a bad deal. Three meals a day, a bed, free medical treatment, etc. Some prisoners reoffend because they know they can't make it on the outside, and at least in prison they have their needs met.

    • @TheGenericPerson
      @TheGenericPerson ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djdomain true, but getting 15 years for 100$ is insane.

  • @beurreamoustache3333
    @beurreamoustache3333 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    21:14 I am absolutely terrified.

  • @HereTakeAFlower
    @HereTakeAFlower ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No fucking way the businessman at 5:40 is called Paul fucking Allen.
    Ok, let's see Paul Allen's prison sentence.

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You cannot explain to me with nothing but pure logic, why I should be logical.
    You can however convince be with pure irrationality, to be irrational.
    Is that statement not logical?

  • @Neptune._.
    @Neptune._. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why did the artist of the thumbnail give them both big cherries

    • @zakbrooks7354
      @zakbrooks7354 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To appeal

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because he COULD!

    • @RhettJack.
      @RhettJack. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There more like melons but whatever

    • @fromearth3286
      @fromearth3286 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sometimes it's nice to press them, like hot water pouch😊

    • @igoration8377
      @igoration8377 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@fromearth3286ayo

  • @CB-ul8mv
    @CB-ul8mv 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:07 giga-chan

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles ปีที่แล้ว

    2:17 Rowling has a nasty habit of bringing up how screwed up the wizard system is (in this case, false imprisonment despite accessible ways to prove innocence) then just… not addressing it. Even mocking it. Like Hermione wanting to emancipate the elves

  • @somecarperson
    @somecarperson ปีที่แล้ว

    4:46 im pretty sure the jurassic park/world movies have shown us the dangers of this also i think it would be a terrible idea to bring back dinosaurs. any one here feel like hiking in the forest and having some freaking mega lizard bird thing come out of no where

  • @prussianpolydactyl836
    @prussianpolydactyl836 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:46 That's how doctors get more customers.

  • @whitebutterflyfingersofcolour
    @whitebutterflyfingersofcolour ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Screw Alpha Males, Imma become a Psi Male and fly around shooting laser beams

    • @TheTakato122
      @TheTakato122 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

  • @MSOGameShow
    @MSOGameShow ปีที่แล้ว

    "Now draw them dead in a ditch" LMFAO

  • @daylemur149
    @daylemur149 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:43 I’m sorry why did I laugh so hard at the original comment and then even harder at the other comment!!!

  • @Rewind36383
    @Rewind36383 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “What about gru, he stole the moon”
    Me: “what about Rick (Rick n’ Morty) he f***ed a planet”

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #dankness
    My Niece: "I'm pregnant again!"
    Me: "So you've been cheating on me the whole time?!"

  • @BA4LMari
    @BA4LMari 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    14:33 ketchup on waffles is crazy

  • @thegoofyahhthing2467
    @thegoofyahhthing2467 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i approve of these memes, you can't prove me wrong.

  • @thommieboi13
    @thommieboi13 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:35: No, that world is supposed to be a dystopia.

  • @maybe_tankerguy05
    @maybe_tankerguy05 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:17 their pfp was my exact reaction to their comment

  • @amateurmallard
    @amateurmallard ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:35 HOLY SHIT I RANDOMLY SAID THIS TO MY FRIEND IN CLASS BEFORE I SAW THIS

  • @daanbos5918
    @daanbos5918 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:51 oh lol in The Netherlands it legal, guess I just have to convince my little sister (10)

  • @tehdogefather6546
    @tehdogefather6546 ปีที่แล้ว

    21:26 Xzibit isn't even on display in a museum

  • @JensMorrison
    @JensMorrison ปีที่แล้ว

    South Carolina: It shouldn't be for the women. It should be for the doctors performing the 'abortion'.

  • @keybladewielder9425
    @keybladewielder9425 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤓: Sirius Black
    🗿: Really Ni...

  • @osmacar5331
    @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว

    well what we have preserved would be destroyed so... yeah, at least we keep history for others to appreciate.

  • @SatyamKumar-zl1ds
    @SatyamKumar-zl1ds 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    18:45 why does it sounds like my current plan🤐

  • @Giggling-goober
    @Giggling-goober ปีที่แล้ว

    Apparently he’s a sentient kitchen sponge because of his bright yellow color and square shape, and if you need further proof there is that one episode where he got that green face on the back of his head and was rude to everybody. Spongebob

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard ปีที่แล้ว

    8:03 Bold comment for somebody in the yubi yubi~ range.

  • @masterhound5093
    @masterhound5093 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:48 Today I learned a shotgun can also be a revolver.

  • @leemehrlich552
    @leemehrlich552 ปีที่แล้ว

    The doctor set had a literal SHOTgun. 💀

  • @allantidgwell5624
    @allantidgwell5624 ปีที่แล้ว

    The source for science is in its replicability

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "The application of the powers of observation combined with the scientific method. It's elementary, My Dear Watson!" -- attributed to Sherlock Holmes.

    • @allantidgwell5624
      @allantidgwell5624 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@markh.6687 the scientific method is a process to demonstrate replication

  • @brennanledet711
    @brennanledet711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:50 Got me good

  • @HapHaz_46
    @HapHaz_46 ปีที่แล้ว

    He probably picked random Japanese looking ‘women’ to put there💀💀💀 14:21

  • @ShortEuropeanTwin
    @ShortEuropeanTwin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:03 i don't think that i want a dog driving

  • @Luhandre_0944
    @Luhandre_0944 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #dankness
    10yr old me tells the mailman i know hes secrets
    The mailman: come here son i missed you
    Me: 😳 ayo what

  • @kadenerb5148
    @kadenerb5148 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:02 the problem with society

  • @jozin8904
    @jozin8904 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:41 this is just Canadian doctor set

  • @bonyatabg1847
    @bonyatabg1847 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:20 umm actually, science's source is the scientist 🤓

  • @S1rUbaaaN_0365
    @S1rUbaaaN_0365 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    not the thumbnail 💀💀

  • @TheRealMaxdestroyer
    @TheRealMaxdestroyer ปีที่แล้ว

    3:01 CAAEEEESERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @mundea
    @mundea ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An African approves of these memes

  • @o_o2868
    @o_o2868 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:50
    It is legal in my country?
    My life was a lie

  • @venethveneth8512
    @venethveneth8512 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dinosaurs would die since they lived at a time where oxygen was WAYYY different so they can't live at our earth rn

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're wrong; but you've got the spirit. Earth's atmosphere had a different chemical makeup than it does today, but oxygen was still oxygen.

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still better setup than mine

  • @q_0191
    @q_0191 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I was breeding two of them with the neighbors"
    5:00

  • @pksfires17691
    @pksfires17691 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:38 I stopped smiling.

  • @FartwithnoF
    @FartwithnoF ปีที่แล้ว

    A boglin approves of this video

  • @vipuladitya14
    @vipuladitya14 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:04 username checks out

  • @arizonarangerrr
    @arizonarangerrr ปีที่แล้ว

    She's got a point.

  • @AREA12security
    @AREA12security ปีที่แล้ว

    Hampter approves this Video

  • @theodorehazel6920
    @theodorehazel6920 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:43 thats pretty fuckin impressive tho

  • @chelledavis-hull5116
    @chelledavis-hull5116 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    From the 🤓?!?!
    damn something wrong with me 😞

  • @Arakn1dz
    @Arakn1dz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Alright alright you got me

  • @amateurcrastinator9523
    @amateurcrastinator9523 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We finish in 3 minutes because we don't want to spend any more time with you.

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dam it Dave

  • @oluwatimilehinaina1169
    @oluwatimilehinaina1169 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:50 Hell naw...Hell Nawwwwwww

  • @fetteraga
    @fetteraga ปีที่แล้ว

    1:44 okay I got a few
    what your child believes a shot consists of.
    honestly I know a few little girls who would LOVE a pink and baby blue toy shotgun.

  • @mrnoice
    @mrnoice ปีที่แล้ว

    1:34 I thought that said c*nt but it says shot

  • @xianjelounolledo
    @xianjelounolledo ปีที่แล้ว

    that thumbnail

  • @jyggalag8359
    @jyggalag8359 ปีที่แล้ว

    (7:29) is no one going to take about a dad who accidentally killed his child

  • @ItalianCountryball11
    @ItalianCountryball11 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:58 what the fu-

  • @begining9807
    @begining9807 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:23

  • @alabamaman1372
    @alabamaman1372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alabama algorithm comment. 💩

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alabama "When you're at work I'm with your stepsister" reply.

  • @Rurenithelazyperson
    @Rurenithelazyperson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like turtles

  • @TheTrueStrangeBee
    @TheTrueStrangeBee ปีที่แล้ว

    What is ms hands

  • @maaryamvayeghan6572
    @maaryamvayeghan6572 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:24😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kieranhc
    @Kieranhc ปีที่แล้ว

    Did I miss something or is the thumbnail not in this video?

  • @christhefirstxenosian5544
    @christhefirstxenosian5544 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actually some humans taste like cheetos

  • @hoebertrabeck1621
    @hoebertrabeck1621 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    that incest map is not correct for germany.

  • @notproductiveproductions3504
    @notproductiveproductions3504 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    #Dankness
    Dating a e girl for aesthetic: smol brain
    Dating a emo girl to sing Emo Girl: medium brain
    Dating a big titty goth girl cuz horni: big brain
    Dating a teacher to blast Hot For Teacher in your car: GigaChad brain

    • @TheTakato122
      @TheTakato122 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer "Don’t Stand So Close to Me" by The Police.

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 ปีที่แล้ว

      I go to Tomboy Outback and order the Strip Steak: Universe Brain.

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 ปีที่แล้ว

    If i was in south Carolina …. I would be attacking law makers 😂. Because they are now the criminals.

  • @thonghang3139
    @thonghang3139 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:37 DISAPPOINTED. why no one comment " i don't do your mom" in that. such an opportunity go to waste

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga ปีที่แล้ว

    8:40 O_O

  • @name-od8yh
    @name-od8yh ปีที่แล้ว

    12:46 did anyone Else hear that click

  • @JoeJoe69funny
    @JoeJoe69funny ปีที่แล้ว +1

    W memes

  • @dogeclanleader1
    @dogeclanleader1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I eat cows

  • @SockandBox
    @SockandBox ปีที่แล้ว

    why does he always talk about dogs?

  • @yautjita-yt6985
    @yautjita-yt6985 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im like number 4,000

  • @alphatiger2832
    @alphatiger2832 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:20 chad girl

  • @Kcmonarc
    @Kcmonarc ปีที่แล้ว

    So no one talking about 18:47 ?