5:09 two pay checks. Technically they're two people in one body. Also, they have their own partners. The cursed thing about this is that the two dudes share one girl technically but pleasures both heads at the same time.
11:49 My last tetanus jab, nurse was asking to put it in the ole glutes. I explained I’ll happily have it in the arm. She said glutes cos you can not use your arm, but not using your glutes is difficult. I told her I was filling in a grave after the jab, so she was happy to put it in my arm. Long story short, didn’t need to dig the grave after all…. 😜😂 (True story bar the punchline)
3:40 Dude probably came as soon as he touched her when they were trying to consummate their relationship and then didn't want anyone to ever find out about it so he killed himself and her.
10:21 They should just have like massive groups of people from India and other cultures that the British have raided, book private tours for every british museum and palace for the same day. Then simultaneously have the people in the museums start seizing things that were stolen from other cultures and the people in the palace start claiming loudly "ooh, look what I have discovered" and then seizing British artifacts and historical items. Then when the British authorities show up, with their no guns, just tell them that they have 3 options, 1 We take all these British artifacts and put them in museums in our countries, 2 You return all the historical artifacts that you have stolen from other countries. Or the 3rd option if you refuse both of the 1st two is that every foreigner in this country especially the ones in the palaces who already have possession of them, start destroying any British historical artifact they can find.
My uncle like to traumatized people, he just sit next to them, slap at their shoulder and ask "why?". He repeat until the victim develop a ptsd that make him or her trying to dodge every time someone rise their hand, and if anyone ask a why question the victim unconscious look at their back. Me and my cousins is his first victims. P/s: if u try to answer the "why?", uncle will hit u harder and ask "why?!" louder
Me: Being scientific and searching for scientific explanation doesn't mean rejecting ideas that cannot be proven or researched by science The other guy: if those atheist kids could read they would be very upset
15:12 Only certain type of females call 5'11' man short but Mr. Muscle there does not look that tall either, must be a typo. I other news, only fools would dare make fun of him when he is ideally positioned to punch them in the crotch.
super power is being poor huh. well then, collect up all the dept, and use your power, now instead of being in dept, you become poor, millions of dept, simply deleted. you being poor doesn't mean others near you have to be.
Lot of people are of the opinion that it does because you were created perfect in God's image and therefore can only get sick or disfigured if you sinned and God is punishing you. This is why witches and other evil characters have often been depicted with warts, long nose, bad teeth etc. Okay, so what if you were born like that, or with bad eyes or something? Well, either you sinned in a previous life(despite Christianity not preaching that kind of reincarnation) or it is part of God's plan you should be that way so no glasses for you. Can't just go to the doctor and thank God for making people smart enough to be doctors, nope, and somehow you are not included in the deal about sins being forgiven. And if there is a plague like covid, false preachers and holier-than-thou types like to tell everyone that it says in the Bible God protects the faithful and only sinners who do not pray will get sick, proving these people have not read the part where Jesus told Satan that people should not demand God does stuff for them that they can handle themselves. Aside from that, I think there was warnings against touching the sick or dead and something about not cutting your flesh, which some choose to read as "God says no performing medicine!" instead of people 6000years ago teaching their kids basic hygiene. OTOH, there apparently is a part where men are told to force their women to have an abortion if they even suspect she has been unfaithful... Somehow we skipped reading that part at school...
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5:09 two pay checks. Technically they're two people in one body. Also, they have their own partners. The cursed thing about this is that the two dudes share one girl technically but pleasures both heads at the same time.
Cool but I didnt ask
@@isaacbrown2381 who tf are u bro
@@ex4266 you too
@@isaacbrown2381 the guy in the video knobhead
So anytime the guy is with them it's a threesome.
The dumbo one was just MAD out of pocket
i mean
@@KaizoCPFC
No, Just No
#dankness
Cheez-it workers accidentally burning a batch
That one guy: nah bro this is a whole new flavor
real
The flamin hot smoke flavour
@@imtherealrb "Carbonized Cheddar Flavor"
The Fetus Room was so unexpected. Yet it was oddly a good idea. Horrific, but cool
How tf is does your twisted mind say that it is “a good idea” or cool like bro i nearly hurled when I heard that you weirdo
😬😬😬
@@SaltyLightning2022 Because I am so desensitized to everything. Also I have a warped sense of reality, and that contributes a little
9:54 If your last name is Wily, watch out this guy.
I approve of a turtle approving these memes
i approve of you approving of a turtle approving these memes
Alabama Man approves of Kaizo’s approval of Arthur’s approval of a turtle’s approval of Memellion’s memes.
I approve of all approvals of a turtle approving these memes.
Did they seriously black out ninjas name and invert the colors to make already world renowned idiot be anonymous?
1:39 I don't have a sister or lover or friends but that just means I can lift the money easier
The cow heart thing Was in an episode of Thousand Ways to Die. The person died by hooking it up to a wall socket.
11:49
My last tetanus jab, nurse was asking to put it in the ole glutes. I explained I’ll happily have it in the arm. She said glutes cos you can not use your arm, but not using your glutes is difficult.
I told her I was filling in a grave after the jab, so she was happy to put it in my arm.
Long story short, didn’t need to dig the grave after all…. 😜😂
(True story bar the punchline)
Who ever wrote that fetus room one needs to be put into an insane asylum for the rest of their life.
2:50 Involuntarily transmuting any money you touch into air, huh?
9:20 Ability to detach body parts
All these memes are so out of pocket 💀
9:24 when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
5:14 - More like "2 husbands or 1?"
You asking the real questions
2:26 man wants me to die just for my yearly checkup like damn
The one involving the Cow heart literally reminds me of a death from 1000 Ways to Die 💀
As that was going on, I was thinking "So wait, do I empty it of blood first?"
15:22 5' 11? So this guy gets teased about his height for being 1" under 6'
It’s wrong. I googled it, and the article says 5’ 11, but if you google his name, it says 3’ 11. His name is Lee Liston.
0:11 Ok, first, where's the post to this?
And 2, I want Bowsette to love, care, and hold me...
It’s Dangoheart’s new animation
@hello i exist Thank you, my good egg
0:16 Rubik's Cube*, and it's about bringing the colours together lol
13:16 they're both even made of plastic!
7:03 that punch line really hit
R.I.P. ❤❤❤🕊
I'm getting all in that shell!
which one?
@@KaizoCPFC The one on the right
@@generalkaboom6642leave
@@generalkaboom6642left is the best
@General Kaboom you made a spelling mistake I think you meant left
13:42 I was expecting the comment to say
"Aeroplane"💀
0:53 That's it, I'm moving to Texas.
#dankness
Kid eating some food: Taste so good, make me wanna slap my momma
The other kids at the orphanage: 🫥
2:55 ok just hear me out here
Snake in the back would feel nice :^
Im not into animals but in the back sounds nice
6:55 Wait, just children? So what, to hell with the adults and let the fists fly?
#dankness
Overwatch: I'm the best first person shooter
Team Fortress: Allow me to introduce myself
People still play that shit? Damn...
Can't talk about fight club if you don't remember fight club got me laughing
But I do agree when they said these people should be in jail.
I have finally arrived at my destination.
13:46
Removing 2 towers? I am suprised the cursed comment didn't involve 2 planes
15:25 be looking like a Pixar mom in Vegas
13:35 when they play my record there gonna get Rick rolled
10:39
That wasn't a suggestion that was a minimum requirement💀
>acquire a cow or horse heart
*oh no*
horrified after the first line
9:22 it's all about the millimeter defeater
3:40 Dude probably came as soon as he touched her when they were trying to consummate their relationship and then didn't want anyone to ever find out about it so he killed himself and her.
15:46
There's some really SICK people outchea
4:50 might as well take them to a fun German summer camp at that point
Ja, Ja! And by train!
0:21: Rest of the world: Same. But differences
The last one is Really disturbing
10:21 They should just have like massive groups of people from India and other cultures that the British have raided, book private tours for every british museum and palace for the same day. Then simultaneously have the people in the museums start seizing things that were stolen from other cultures and the people in the palace start claiming loudly "ooh, look what I have discovered" and then seizing British artifacts and historical items. Then when the British authorities show up, with their no guns, just tell them that they have 3 options, 1 We take all these British artifacts and put them in museums in our countries, 2 You return all the historical artifacts that you have stolen from other countries. Or the 3rd option if you refuse both of the 1st two is that every foreigner in this country especially the ones in the palaces who already have possession of them, start destroying any British historical artifact they can find.
I mean I’m not sure you know how palaces, museums, immigration and the word private work 😂
Dangoheart Animation thumbnail. Nice
This is enough internet for today
0:22 hate to tell you bud but that's all of the world
My uncle like to traumatized people, he just sit next to them, slap at their shoulder and ask "why?". He repeat until the victim develop a ptsd that make him or her trying to dodge every time someone rise their hand, and if anyone ask a why question the victim unconscious look at their back.
Me and my cousins is his first victims.
P/s: if u try to answer the "why?", uncle will hit u harder and ask "why?!" louder
#Dankness
Me: Come on, you know you love me.
My Brother: I'd sell you to Satan fora nickle and a corn chip. Don't test me.
9:24 Start's violating a mosquito:
2:38 i was gonna say, becuse creepy old people keep tryin to get in on it
Thumbnail is maturation.
13:45 I thought of plane.🤔
Me: Being scientific and searching for scientific explanation doesn't mean rejecting ideas that cannot be proven or researched by science
The other guy: if those atheist kids could read they would be very upset
That last one was fucked up
15:12 Only certain type of females call 5'11' man short but Mr. Muscle there does not look that tall either, must be a typo.
I other news, only fools would dare make fun of him when he is ideally positioned to punch them in the crotch.
That last one 💀
1:34
You need both hands to pull a human up
These comments need some cleaning luckily I a janitor is here to help
13:30 How many people do you think saw this and immediately thought of turning themselves into a rickroll
4:27 muslims be terrified of this one
4:25 - So basically you just get a mountain of gold and nothing changes.
that LAST one, tho....
13:37
Damnit, you missed the obvious joke here, come on! Should be a plane, not a meteor.
1:33 how is your mind that corrupted
it is cannon that luigi is attracted to bowser
I approve of these memes before a turtle
super power is being poor huh. well then, collect up all the dept, and use your power, now instead of being in dept, you become poor, millions of dept, simply deleted. you being poor doesn't mean others near you have to be.
Debt*
@@trentryan27 my apologies, thank-you for the correction
@@charlesgreen2232 np
wow you really ended on a high note didn't you?
Good video, si👍
j’mapelle
I know a “Bratty SIS”. 😏
15:29
Why she built like the average 12 year old girl on Roblox 💀
The last one.
1:02 ok, its based texas time
we needa revive the wild west, just give everyone a magnum and a horse and let em run wild
dont ask why, we just need to
I think i would like to move to texas
13:42 no 9/11 joke? It was right there.
I’ve seen the video in the thumbnail. It’s not dirty. It’s by Dangoheart Animations
What the eff is that nightmare @ 8:40 ?
Very true XD
0:54 Gotta give my Mando armor some good use.
I hear about a memes!
nah was just a typo
@@KaizoCPFC do you like memes?
7:09
Why even bother hiding ninjas name?
What do you call a cat with no legs? read more for a punchline
It doesn’t matter what you call it because it is not gonna come
my cat wouldnt come even if it had legs
My pvssy always comes. 😏
13:47 get a plane
2:19 not necessarily.
Me who doesn't have a lover or a sister or friends with 1m us dollars 1:38
7:51 Eat it boomers
The bible doesn't have anything against medical treatment of any kind to my knowledge
Lot of people are of the opinion that it does because you were created perfect in God's image and therefore can only get sick or disfigured if you sinned and God is punishing you. This is why witches and other evil characters have often been depicted with warts, long nose, bad teeth etc. Okay, so what if you were born like that, or with bad eyes or something? Well, either you sinned in a previous life(despite Christianity not preaching that kind of reincarnation) or it is part of God's plan you should be that way so no glasses for you. Can't just go to the doctor and thank God for making people smart enough to be doctors, nope, and somehow you are not included in the deal about sins being forgiven.
And if there is a plague like covid, false preachers and holier-than-thou types like to tell everyone that it says in the Bible God protects the faithful and only sinners who do not pray will get sick, proving these people have not read the part where Jesus told Satan that people should not demand God does stuff for them that they can handle themselves.
Aside from that, I think there was warnings against touching the sick or dead and something about not cutting your flesh, which some choose to read as "God says no performing medicine!" instead of people 6000years ago teaching their kids basic hygiene.
OTOH, there apparently is a part where men are told to force their women to have an abortion if they even suspect she has been unfaithful... Somehow we skipped reading that part at school...
So i texas is where i am going
2:28
what's the sauce on 8:41?
Hatching
1:02 is this real
8:39 need answers
Hi
10:40
🤣🤣
Jesus loves you
No he doesn't
@@RedMystyrio how so?
@@jessehansley7145 my life is terrible and I'm not Christian...
@@RedMystyrio I'm mean Jesus still loves you even so man at your low points at your high
@@RedMystyrio he is a loving god
33rd gg
First
The Fetus Room sounds quite fancy.
It sounds like the kind of room a non-tech billionare would have
@@concerningindividual629 every good household should have at least one decent fetus room.