I never forgot when I just came to Sweden, I had a date, and he invited me to his house. I thought I will be eating dinner at his house. I was there and he only asked if I want to drink water. :)))))) . I was ,starving. Eventually I went to buy some chips for myself.
Yes Mani. I understand. I live with a Swede. Many times he skips days without eating. The refrigerator has no food except for his Kalles. Maybe starvation is a Swedish thing
I went to a buffet and had 3 plates of food. My Swedish LTR had one small plate of food with a little salmon. That was all. He is as slender as a stick with no body fat at all. Maybe in Sweden food is only permitted on special occasions and holidays!!!
@@patriciamartin6756 🤣 it is a cultural thing. Search about IKEA's owner and how he lived with all that money. One night I was in the city center, I saw an elderly woman ,who had a hard time walking , came out of one of the stores. I approached her to ask if she needs help, and she said she was there to repair her old mobile phone (similar to the first Nokia), and they told her they can't repair it because it is really old. I asked where she lives, and how she wants to get home on that cold night. She said I will walk. I refused and said I can take an Uber, and she said I don't have money. I said I will pay for that, but give me the address. She went on : Kungsgatan...... . I was like 😯. ANYWAYS.... that is how they are, and I accepted it a long time ago. And it is not exclusive to Swedish. People from different backgrounds have their own ideas about money. For example, people from one of the cities in my home country are known for being stingy.
I don't really know how I found this video but this is just great. Up until now I thought we (czechs) use sarcasm more than any other nation, so here's an update: 1. Sweden 2. Czech Republic
We don’t communicate any other way in Northern Ireland than complete sarcasm. Everything is sarcastic 😂😂 so I think NI would defo be at the top of that list 😅
He's so right. I have a Swedish roomate. In the morning, he never wants to talk,except for the time we have sex but even then he has asked me if it was OK if we didn't talk because he wasn't in a mood to speak. He would deny it but Swedes don't like to talk; we live together but haven't spoken in 3 days
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because your face looks like a f*cking mess" must be my favorite pick up line ever 😂 Also I snort laughed through most of the video, you're hilarious and charming. Subscribed 👍
I hear you! I live with a Swede. Many times after drinking 17 pots of coffee, he make a remark like "We better have sex now because I will watch my TV show right after and don't want to miss it" That's his pick up line!
My most successful chat-up line is "Excuse me, do you also watch The Fish Slappee on TH-cam?" Your "Fish picture" looks shockingly like a page from a Putin calendar, just with more luscious blonde hair. Oh my. HOW do blind people know when they're done wiping? I think we need some investigative journalism from you in the next video... Krus Ingen!
You are funnier then any comedian I have seen. The only thing is, its best not eat while watching this or you may choke from laughing. I made that mistake by eating blueberries.
Dear Evil. Yes I thought so too until I met my LTR from Sweden, whose English is also perfect and flawless because they teach children English from the time they are 5,6, or 7 years old. The first time I met my LTR I was impressed by his command and grasp of how he spoke including the 'F" word which he uses multiple times in the same sentence, especially if somebody cuts in front of him while he is driving. A classmate of mine also fooled me. I sat next to this guy in class day after day during which time he always dressed in country and western attire, was a Toby Keith addict and his favorite greeting was "HEY! How are y'all doing today?" We are in Nashville. They are all taught British style English but they do an American style accent. The only exception was when my Swedish friends get drunk
Just prepared myself for a whole mess, shitting and blood sacrifices to the gods... If this doesn't work, i'll just throw in another pick up line: " If i said i worked at DHL, would you let me handle your package?" * And scene *
great video! also, he looks like if the cute nerdy shy guy in your typical fanfic was a person and i dunno how to better decribe it but hes soothing to look at, like..a 3 month old kitten
A year ago when I just came to Stockholm and watched this video I was laughing my head off and now after some experience i do realize it's not only jokes *nervously laughs*. I do not take a first date as a big deal and i feel threatened when someone asks where do i live as a basic info.
At the risk of being redundant,he is accurate,Swedes don't like chit chat and small talk MY Swedish LTR asked me to text him if I wanted to talk even though we were in the same room. This went on for a week. He finally begged me today something because he thought I was giving him the silent treatment
Don't ever stand between a Swede and his coffee. My roomate is Swedish. I have a nice collection of empty 2 pound coffee canisters that we have gone thru in a year. Same with the Vodka. He also is on multiple sex/dating sites but since he never gets any replies I have learned personally that sex has the same importance as daily exercise. We had guests in and my LTR got several of us together and calmly announces he'd had all of us in bed. It was so funny I laughed until my sides hurt
I went to a shop and saw dates ("dadlar", the fruit). On the package it says "datum" (a number on a calendar). That's how much I know about dates in Sweden.
So I decided to binge your content because I want to go to Sweden. Your videos are funny and helpful btw but my question at this moment is what the heck is that underneath the shark?? Is that what I think it is??? 🧐 because if what I’m seeing is what I’m thinking and what I’m thinking is what I’m seeing… Then you are a- I’m just going to subscribe now 🤣🤣
Swedish girls they don't want to be friends with arabian men i was in relation with swedish girl in insta because i'm living in morocco & because i'm far they don't look about far men it's that true?
I never forgot when I just came to Sweden, I had a date, and he invited me to his house. I thought I will be eating dinner at his house. I was there and he only asked if I want to drink water. :)))))) . I was ,starving. Eventually I went to buy some chips for myself.
Yes Mani. I understand. I live with a Swede. Many times he skips days without eating. The refrigerator has no food except for his Kalles. Maybe starvation is a Swedish thing
I went to a buffet and had 3 plates of food. My Swedish LTR had one small plate of food with a little salmon. That was all. He is as slender as a stick with no body fat at all. Maybe in Sweden food is only permitted on special occasions and holidays!!!
Oh lord. 😩
@@patriciamartin6756 🤣 it is a cultural thing. Search about IKEA's owner and how he lived with all that money. One night I was in the city center, I saw an elderly woman ,who had a hard time walking , came out of one of the stores. I approached her to ask if she needs help, and she said she was there to repair her old mobile phone (similar to the first Nokia), and they told her they can't repair it because it is really old. I asked where she lives, and how she wants to get home on that cold night. She said I will walk. I refused and said I can take an Uber, and she said I don't have money. I said I will pay for that, but give me the address. She went on : Kungsgatan...... . I was like 😯. ANYWAYS.... that is how they are, and I accepted it a long time ago.
And it is not exclusive to Swedish. People from different backgrounds have their own ideas about money. For example, people from one of the cities in my home country are known for being stingy.
I think about my Arab parents that freak out if I don’t offer food to people that come to my house
I don't really know how I found this video but this is just great. Up until now I thought we (czechs) use sarcasm more than any other nation, so here's an update: 1. Sweden 2. Czech Republic
Haha yay, glad you liked it 🤸🌸
Good evening
Nemálo. :D
We don’t communicate any other way in Northern Ireland than complete sarcasm. Everything is sarcastic 😂😂 so I think NI would defo be at the top of that list 😅
I've been living in Czechia for 1.5 years now and the sarcasm must be well hidden. Czechs usually wear their heart on their sleeve.
He's so right. I have a Swedish roomate. In the morning, he never wants to talk,except for the time we have sex but even then he has asked me if it was OK if we didn't talk because he wasn't in a mood to speak. He would deny it but Swedes don't like to talk; we live together but haven't spoken in 3 days
Room mate? Sex? :d
Les gustan mucho las hispanas a los suecos?
Weird. 🤔
Are you sure he is not Finnish? All the symptoms point towards a Finn.
that's weird not talking
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because your face looks like a f*cking mess" must be my favorite pick up line ever 😂 Also I snort laughed through most of the video, you're hilarious and charming. Subscribed 👍
I hear you! I live with a Swede. Many times after drinking 17 pots of coffee, he make a remark like "We better have sex now because I will watch my TV show right after and don't want to miss it" That's his pick up line!
The tinder description was SPOT ON 😂!!! It's the clever ones that always come up with such witty, sassy, and "unique" descriptions.
I found this channel looking for information about Sweden, stayed for the top shelf sarcasm 😂
Same tbh
the sarcasm is top!
I'm german and I can tell you, drinking water is really importand for us germans. You can't even imagine how importand.
all humanity need water why you say only German hhhhh
@@linalolita1068 this made me chortle! germans > everyone else.
Water with malt and yeast? 😂
Omg I was crying laughing through the whole video 😂😂 and you're cute too
*Wiggles uncontrollably*
Same! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Mark Jericho wtf bro
Another Swedish pick up line is "Let's get naked after we have coffee. We don't have to have sex. It's just a friendly thing to do"
Holy shit!! This is one of my favorites. How did you get so hilarious 😂. I almost drowned on my drink. Doesn't feel good coming out my nose.
Haha I hope your nose is doing ok!! 😄
You are hysterical mate!! Love your videos! Your channel needs a lot more subs!! God you are amazing!
My most successful chat-up line is "Excuse me, do you also watch The Fish Slappee on TH-cam?"
Your "Fish picture" looks shockingly like a page from a Putin calendar, just with more luscious blonde hair.
Oh my. HOW do blind people know when they're done wiping? I think we need some investigative journalism from you in the next video...
Krus Ingen!
hahaha oh my, your video ideas for my channel just keep coming. If I ever make it to 1000 subs I will have you to thank my friend
Profound sense of humor
no idea why im watching but youre hilarious lmfao
You're very kiiiiind 🐕
You are funnier then any comedian I have seen. The only thing is, its best not eat while watching this or you may choke from laughing. I made that mistake by eating blueberries.
This guy's incredible.
I'm a trainwreck in bed, but thank you!
@@FishSlappee It's the effort to the graveyard that count
This is just hilarious. The Odin’s ravens part sent me 🤣🤣🤣
*wiggle*
Hi
7:19
That’s really reassuring thank you :)
Im gonna go cry now lol
It cracks me up how you joke with a straight face, you have a great sense of humor
The fish pic - oh my
I will follow your tips, exactly, when I’m in Sweden. Welcome to Japan I hope you enjoy your time here.
Dear Evil. Yes I thought so too until I met my LTR from Sweden, whose English is also perfect and flawless because they teach children English from the time they are 5,6, or 7 years old. The first time I met my LTR I was impressed by his command and grasp of how he spoke including the 'F" word which he uses multiple times in the same sentence, especially if somebody cuts in front of him while he is driving. A classmate of mine also fooled me. I sat next to this guy in class day after day during which time he always dressed in country and western attire, was a Toby Keith addict and his favorite greeting was "HEY! How are y'all doing today?" We are in Nashville. They are all taught British style English but they do an American style accent. The only exception was when my Swedish friends get drunk
You are the best ahaha I loved the video and thank you for your suggestions, in particular the toilette paper tip 🤣
I wish you the best! ^^
Where are you from
"Your face is a fucking mess." 🤣
Just prepared myself for a whole mess, shitting and blood sacrifices to the gods... If this doesn't work, i'll just throw in another pick up line: " If i said i worked at DHL, would you let me handle your package?" * And scene *
Thank you, it worked great for me. Now I own a playboy mansion in the capital of Sweden
update; I've conquer pornhub
😂😂😂
great video! also, he looks like if the cute nerdy shy guy in your typical fanfic was a person and i dunno how to better decribe it but hes soothing to look at, like..a 3 month old kitten
3 month old kitten?? I don't know how to feel about this.
@@FishSlappee feel soothing😂 feel blessed
The famous Swedish humor my Grandmother was so proud of?
A year ago when I just came to Stockholm and watched this video I was laughing my head off and now after some experience i do realize it's not only jokes *nervously laughs*. I do not take a first date as a big deal and i feel threatened when someone asks where do i live as a basic info.
This was soooo funny 😂😂😂 I was not expecting to laugh so much.
Omg! You are amazing! I laughed a looooot!
You are a lovely person for saying so! Thanks Ana ^^
You remind me of harry potter just lighter version😄 your so cool and unique, greets from serbia
Haha name checks out ^^ Thank you for the lovely comment! Hello to Serbia ~
I was laughting before, during and after this video🤣🤣🤣
You deserve an Oscar :)
You're very dashing. Subscribed
100% (un)Successful rate 🤣 you're great! 🤣
At the risk of being redundant,he is accurate,Swedes don't like chit chat and small talk MY Swedish LTR asked me to text him if I wanted to talk even though we were in the same room. This went on for a week. He finally begged me today something because he thought I was giving him the silent treatment
Now I'm ready for Sweden, about fucking time.
Lmao couldn’t stop laughing, great video ! xD
You are very funny ....me laughing in the middle of the night
Good morning
Don't ever stand between a Swede and his coffee. My roomate is Swedish. I have a nice collection of empty 2 pound coffee canisters that we have gone thru in a year. Same with the Vodka. He also is on multiple sex/dating sites but since he never gets any replies I have learned personally that sex has the same importance as daily exercise. We had guests in and my LTR got several of us together and calmly announces he'd had all of us in bed. It was so funny I laughed until my sides hurt
patricia stooppppp! 🤣
What is that thing sitting next to the shark
Those are awesome pickup lines. Hopefully they are universally useable
Oh, I've been doing it wrong all along... that's why it didn't work for me!
just by looking at your face people would want to date you ;-)
I learned a lot. Thank you very much!
Always a laugh. Thank you.
Nice shark, did you use that in your fish picture?
Nifty soundtrack.
So sarcasm is key
I went to a shop and saw dates ("dadlar", the fruit). On the package it says "datum" (a number on a calendar).
That's how much I know about dates in Sweden.
You have such a quirky sense of sarcasm and a very pretty dimple ❤️
I will be adding an "oo" always to the end of every sentence end forever from now on.
I’ve missed your weird! Gotta say I love your sensoring sound 😜
Where are you from
"eww oi smild that burp of yours"
I don't know why I'm watching this
your subconsciousness wants that Swedish seggsiness
Hi, what do you think with the swedes that online dating and have gf from the other side of the world?
Omg you're so cute .You remind me of a very pale Harry Potter hahaha
Hi
a Hufflepuff Harry Potter haha
Are you Swedish or English? If not, where did you get your English accent? Can you do one of you speaking Swedish?
Swedish, but I lived in London for a while ~ And maaaaaaaybe I'll make one in Swedish. I study Japanese now though so maybe one in three languages :D
You said all sexualities and political affiliations. But just to be shure does it still work for a trans bisexual trotskyist?
Omg, that was hilarious 😂
Hi
OR DANISH
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I learned that I'm closeted Swede today. Is there a pill for that? Laughed so hard, thank you
*--Clearingthroat-*-
Du har är så vacker!
Umm, would you like for some Fika tomorrow afternoon? Muehehehe
(Did I succeed yet?! -_-')
You clearly need no tips, you've got this down perfectly ✨👌
This is what my Text to Speech AI sounds like , no prosody whatsoever lol
You have such a funny video!! >_
yaaaay thank you very much ^^
yaaaay thank you very much ^^
yaaaay thank you very much ^^
You should also add the famous Fish Fight that Monty Python obviously stole from your country.
Oh so that how you please the ravens of Odin thanks for the tip love.
Duuuude... Im cracking up! ROFL
I'm speechless and ROFL 🤣🤣🤣
This video might have had one too many Swedish in-group jokes, for being a video meant for non-Swedes
"How do blind people know when they're done wiping" 😂😂😂
blind trust
omg you're so blonde, i just wanna dress you up like barbie
Instructions unclear, I'm now in jail
Ikea blåhaj, i love youuuuu 🦈❤️
Karl-Bertil cosplay?
I like the shark
"Knulldoser 3000" XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
i can't stop laughing so i just suscribed hahahaha (i want to move to Sweden soon for a Phd So i value this tips)
Oh you're going to have a lovely time here following them Carlos! ^^
Oh!my ribs hurt...🤣🤣🤣
🌸☀️😄☀️🌸
Hi my princess
Love it!!! 😂
you're very handsome
but good lord Valentina, you make me very wiggly inside. You're clearly confused, but TY
@@FishSlappee im not confiused i just have a thing for swedes
F*cking hilarious!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then how in the world do you people have have such a high body count compared to the rest of the world ?
1960s CIA used the media to spread this misinformation.
so cutee 🥰
Hahahahahahha thanks for the laughter !!!
So I decided to binge your content because I want to go to Sweden. Your videos are funny and helpful btw but my question at this moment is what the heck is that underneath the shark?? Is that what I think it is??? 🧐 because if what I’m seeing is what I’m thinking and what I’m thinking is what I’m seeing… Then you are a- I’m just going to subscribe now 🤣🤣
wait my eyes are bad... what is it if you don't mind?
I’m curious too lol I went back and I can’t see anything 😂
I think you’re seeing his phone. Got me all excited 😂😂
Swedish girls they don't want to be friends with arabian men i was in relation with swedish girl in insta because i'm living in morocco & because i'm far they don't look about far men it's that true?
Yes long distance isn't very common here!
To show someone how to accept my friend request? You are joking, right?
I've tried dating websites I'm feduo with them they only work for the 1% man
when i watch your videos i get really scared about moving to sweeden
Hey whats wrong with Danes
everything
😅😂 i just fell in love with u 😹
I like The way that you explain 😂😂😂but any ways I don’t think about dating in Sweden..just work 👩🏫
you are so funny and clever.
♥️♥️♥️
❤️❤️❤️
Great!!!
You are!!
My hubby is Swedish. Yes swedes are very reserved
Well you are handsome so I don t think you got so much trouble dating ;)
oh shush you
Randomly found! Absolutely hilarious....And cute ;)
This guy is a total joke. I am laughing too hard.
Genius 🤣
Hi Thomas Laux