pet eating conspiracy explained
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The debate between Trump and Kamala had more than it's fair share of jaw dropping moments and I tried to cover as many of them as I could in this set. We get into the pet eating conspiracy theory about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, Ohio, and the gender affirmation surgeries for "illegal aliens" that Trump says Kamala is handing out to prisoners. Also what is going on with Trump's lip concealer?
This week we taped in Omaha, so, we also got into corn and their very well known(??) zoo!
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The “awwhh” after you saying “enough autistic talk” is so damn funny and well timed 😭
I died laughing at that
Guess we have to wait for Ryan George to tour now. :(
My personal favorite was "immigrants are coming from insane asylums" because it's so absurd and incomprehensible that that's something that actually came out of his mouth and not an SNL sketch. Honorable mention to transgender operations on illegal aliens.
"Not every rectangle is a square, but every square is a Haitian eating a cat." So many great lines and super solid jokes in this vid, but this one broke me omg 😂😂😂
Not the “Fuck Iowa” right out the gate 😂😭
7:05 omg THIS
he's like "no lip gloss that's gay"
PROCEEDS to put MAKEUP ON HIS LIPS 💀😭
My favorite thing is that right after the debate I wanted to see what Fox News would make of how it went and a literal quote out of an anchor’s mouth was “I think we’re all just dumbfounded that we are just 2 months away from the election and we still don’t know where Kamala stands on giving illegal aliens trans surgeries in prisons!”
Seeing there was a new Ashley Gavin video gave me something to enjoy on what’s so far been a crappy day, thanks for posting!
Hope you have a better rest of the day and a good day tomorrow!
really been digging these!
FRRR
hair looking majestic as always ashley! excited to watch, i’ve been loving these
As a gay liberal I concur.
Edit: OMFG THE FLAGS. I literally tell people I'm bi instead of pan because the bi flag is pretty. The pan flag is not. Maybe that's shitty. Idgaf. Make the flag prettier.
Eat YOUR VEGETABLES! 😂😂😂 💀
Ashley, don’t you mean “bale of gay”. 😂
"Eat your vegetables!!!!" 😅😅😂😂😂
I'm loving seeing more stand up content on your channel recently.
I'd love to see you live one day but this is great in the meantime.
PS. Come perform at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Ashley i promise i'm not a stalker this was here when i opened the app
"Them are good apples" lol. That was clever.
I loved that
the way i laughed so hard when she acted out catching a duck! it was just so ridiculous, love the physical comedy
Every time I watch something from a lesbian creator, it seems like I get the same ad for cash back from restaurants.
And I notice it because the ad starts (and I'm so sorry, but I'm serious) "excuse me, how much do you spend on eating out every month?" 😲🤣
The algorithm is so close to relevance, but so far from ok. 😂
I was at one of the other omaha shows and it is so fun to see how she slightly changed this bit!
The ending was top teir 😂😂
Fuck their corn hahahahaha perfect video to start the day!
They should see the zoo. It's one of the best. I used to go when i was little when i lived in NE. Our neighbor worked there so we got in free. Nice.
Big fan of the weekly sets being uploaded!!!!!
ashley these UPLOADS ARE AMAZING 😭 YOU ARE HILARIOUS DUDE
Fell right into that special interest
Omg these are so great 😂😂 hope to see more!
I read the title very quickly, I did not see pet eating 🤣
2:28 Famously so 😂
I'm always confused the US ppl use Liberal als left in the same sentence. I know I know it doesn't mean the same thing in the USA as it means in Europe but just the first two seconds I always am like "uffff"
Even in America, liberal and left aren't the same thing if you actually are a leftist. If you're just a regular shmegular "non-political" person then liberal=left. But if you're politically knowledgeable and on the left, then you know better that libs are basically center right. America just has no real left wing politics that aren't only for aesthetics.
Mate! This is fuckin gold, can't wait to see you on Sunday! 😂
Shit talking the Henry Doorly Zoo is a very aggressive way to start a set in Omaha. Started off real strong with fuck Iowa and then took a hard left turn.
Hahahah deepest apologies :((((
@@ashgavs No no need to apologize at all the joke was great. If you can’t take a joke about your hometown then you need to get out more. But the zoo is legit.
Ashley... so when you started the zoo bit, at some point I thought to myself, "well, if she's asking who, I will!" and I was going to comment that I would now be making this my plan! But then, dear, kind, sweet, woman... you begin the question "who the fuck travels across the country to see a zoo..." and as I am typing my comment, I hear you yell..."if they don't have an autistic kid who is into zoos." Now stumbled, I say to myself, "OKAY, WELL, I AM NOT A CHILD, AND I DO NOT HAVE AN AUTISTIC CHILD! SO, I STILL QUALIFY!!" .... "Okay, an autistic guy whose special interest is zoos; that guy is allowed ." I deleted my comment very quickly...
Hahahahah enjoy your zoos, no hate from me
In fact I’ll go with you. I bet you have mad facts
@@ashgavs oh all in good fun love, and hell yeah!! Next time you’re in RI well go, got a great one here 😂😂
@@ashgavs I love u for this
There are problems the governments accurization is completely ass backward for us the people
the autistic bit had me laughing so hard
woo hoo new ash gavs content!
This was so funny I love it.
Love to see more stand up Content on your channel. ❤
Ashley for president??? 2028???
omg I would become a us citizen JUST to vote for her 🤭💅 ik it's difficult to become one but for ash I would 😌
What did they say their special interest was? I'm not from the U.S. lol
New Jersey has the best corn
amazing lmao
Loved how you tied everything up (haha) at the end with the cat, pussy and handcuffs! Made me laugh hard! 😂😂
It's good to see more of your sets! They're funny and a good time!
BTW, it would be good to have subtitles for the audience's remarks, because their volume is too low. I had to rewind the same moment multiple times to try to figure out what they said.
ugh, i have to vote now, because you said to. god damn it.
Im from Omaha Nebraska. I love you so much!
Lol, I'm an Omaha resident but I saw you in Austin back in June. It's true; no one cares about the zoo. 😢 Lmao!
I agree about the flag being ugly! 🤣
She is funny.
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Ha. Im here first!!
“Eat your vegetables” is honestly a good comparison. Please, dear USA folk: participate in the democratic process. The rest of the world is counting on you 🫶