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  • @donsmith4935
    @donsmith4935  3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Part 3 has been released
    th-cam.com/video/5UyXajPJkWs/w-d-xo.html

    • @burstrow
      @burstrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Part 2?

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the comment pinned has 70 likes and 2 replies yet a random person who commented got 192 replies and 7.2k likes

  • @megalampada2372
    @megalampada2372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4909

    "Different races of bread"
    LOL

    • @Delmon_The_Demon
      @Delmon_The_Demon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @kari1225
      @kari1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Godot said that as i read the comment

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i cant

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      do this

    • @MMenyan
      @MMenyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      anymore

  • @nickolas1239
    @nickolas1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3251

    I'm more interested in the fact that godot has so much coffee in his mug

    • @COOLDUDE7HIK
      @COOLDUDE7HIK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      He probably has a coffee maker with a full pot underneath his stand

    • @Ehatntmtntahe
      @Ehatntmtntahe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      0:17
      0:24
      0:56
      1:39
      2:17
      3:17

    • @mobmilkk
      @mobmilkk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      the coffee just respawns when hes finished

    • @gracemcomber6374
      @gracemcomber6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I think he drank like..... 12 cups of coffee during this argument....... He kept sliding new ones over..... But yeah the frig those mugs are Mary Poppins bags XD

    • @Ilovetoes6996
      @Ilovetoes6996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is nobody going to say anything about the mug never breaking

  • @legateelizabeth
    @legateelizabeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    "Sloppy Joes... are burgers." with Godot's shit eating grin, the coffee sliding in, and the perfectly timed pause actually murdered me. That was the most brilliant confluence of skill and purpose.

    • @elitebelt
      @elitebelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A singular sip (of coffee)!

    • @mohamedailamhassan9623
      @mohamedailamhassan9623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, he said that burgers can only have meat but they also have VEGAN PATTIES.

    • @bradleymoore2797
      @bradleymoore2797 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mohamedailamhassan9623 No, that's a sandwich. Vegans don't eat burgers. Burgers contain meat. :)

  • @SergioPerez-vm8zw
    @SergioPerez-vm8zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    I am very sorry to say that in Spanish we call burger buns "pan de hamburguesa", which translates to "hamburger bread"

    • @yun0ny4
      @yun0ny4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      We do the same thing in norwegian lol

    • @bubbaisweird
      @bubbaisweird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oka

    • @Joca-by1pd
      @Joca-by1pd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In portuguese is the same thing

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The German word for bun is "Brötchen", which is just the diminutive form of "Brot", meaning bread.
      So our word for bun translates to "little bread". WHICH IS ALL IT IS.

    • @ryanxbr9535
      @ryanxbr9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same thing in portuguese, "Pão de Hambúrguer".

  • @ChaosFS
    @ChaosFS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7605

    *puts hamburger patty in between two slices of bread*
    Your move, atheists.

    • @joaolucasoliveirareis1822
      @joaolucasoliveirareis1822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

      *Puts sandwich filings between two burguer buns*
      I will be joining you

    • @rhythmgamez9911
      @rhythmgamez9911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      R u mocking us Atheists?

    • @iamhe9826
      @iamhe9826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      *Puts entire sandwich between burger buns*
      Whats good now

    • @snakemaycry5612
      @snakemaycry5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      May god forgive you

    • @robertbartley2409
      @robertbartley2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Wraps burger into a tortilla shell what is this now

  • @LightSoul-8
    @LightSoul-8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Edgeworth: * Trying to be logical *
    Godot: * Running around in circles *
    Phoenix: *"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"*
    (The Judge has left the chat)

    • @k.f.kobold7910
      @k.f.kobold7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Phoenix: I leave for one second and yall go poo mode?
      I died

    • @Troll_main
      @Troll_main 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Von karma: The racist one

    • @Someoneelse10
      @Someoneelse10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hamborger Pog

    • @thehmt673
      @thehmt673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Troll_main hotel:trivago

    • @Hexacosichoron12
      @Hexacosichoron12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just ignored the Wikipedia quote too

  • @DarkHarpuia
    @DarkHarpuia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    some people's inability to distinguish subcategory from category is remarkable

    • @PelagiMilitis
      @PelagiMilitis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Like squares being rectangles, always confuses people.

    • @pyrocinematics6649
      @pyrocinematics6649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@PelagiMilitis All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Seriously when he said that you have to put meat on a burger but you don't have to put meat on a sandwich what point did he think he was making.
      You have to put eggs on an egg sandwich that doesn't make it not a sandwich.

    • @king_poyo64
      @king_poyo64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@FrancisR420 not to mention there exists veggie burgers. As much as I hate them.

    • @arthochakravorthy6274
      @arthochakravorthy6274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PelagiMilitis
      Rectangles literally exist because squares have equal sides so something was needed to define a quadrilateral with only opposite sides equal. It's stupid to call them the same because rectangles would be useless then.

  • @turinmormegil7715
    @turinmormegil7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    From "is burger a sandwich" to "Are you saying people with deformities aren't people", lmao that's exactly how internet discussions go

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's not a bad simile so show how wrong "Godot"s argument was.

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@DrZaius3141 oh yes, distorting what the other said and making a scarecrow of It is a good form of debating

    • @thefaker4751
      @thefaker4751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@turinmormegil7715 yeah, like how is he supposed to say no to such a serious question

    • @turinmormegil7715
      @turinmormegil7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thefaker4751 exactly, it's a bitch trap, I hate those rhetorical traps

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@turinmormegil7715 It's pointing out how fallacious the other person's argument is. There's no "gotcha" or "trap" about it. It's saying: Your argument has no basis and if you think about it for 2 seconds, you will acknowledge it and either change your opinion or find a better argument. That's what debate is all about - not traps, but showing which side has the better arguments.

  • @mariasicree7533
    @mariasicree7533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    Slaps the halves of a hamburger bun on either side of Godot's face: "WHAT ARE YOU?"
    Godot: "An idiot burger"

    • @Keep_Cozy
      @Keep_Cozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True

    • @fluffy698
      @fluffy698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I am dying lmao

    • @adamtaurus7840
      @adamtaurus7840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No he's an idiot sandwich, burgers aren't sandwiches

    • @mrnubbones8626
      @mrnubbones8626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@adamtaurus7840 … don’t start this please

    • @applepopapplerancher3211
      @applepopapplerancher3211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@mrnubbones8626 no no, I'd love to see a youtube comments recreation of this.

  • @stupidityincarnate9356
    @stupidityincarnate9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2252

    Godot: a burger is a burger, a sandwich is bread, a burger bun is a burger bun. *starts inhaling an entire goddamn can's worth of coffee*

    • @auroragamer1
      @auroragamer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Inhaling? Dear me! I was not yet aware that we had invented *breathable coffee* ~!

    • @hobodude1692
      @hobodude1692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@auroragamer1 what year are you in 2020? Obviously we have breathable coffee

    • @auroragamer1
      @auroragamer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@hobodude1692 I'm at year 1474 of 2020, maybe that's why.

    • @weiss4855
      @weiss4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@auroragamer1 All coffee is breathable if you're brave enough.

    • @auroragamer1
      @auroragamer1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@weiss4855 My apologies, I'm a coward ;-;

  • @spiwolf6998
    @spiwolf6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "DIFFERENT RACES OF BREAD" Was not a phrase I was expecting to read today.

  • @thesophisticatedbaby8594
    @thesophisticatedbaby8594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    You're not just a bun, you're the entire burger.

    • @ronjayrose9706
      @ronjayrose9706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a lotta damage

    • @thedoublessymbol
      @thedoublessymbol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, they're the entire fast food industry.

    • @songokusa602
      @songokusa602 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      naaaaaaaaaaa you aint just the entire fast food industry
      you the entire double lettice triple anchovies 9x the cheese 900 times the mayo infinite times the tomato sandwich
      thats a lotta damage bitch

  • @cinnabunz4940
    @cinnabunz4940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2121

    “ask von Karma she’s the racist one” SENT ME HOWLING

    • @loganmiller7827
      @loganmiller7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Why isn't anyone else talking about this that was the funniest part

    • @Pinkiee_101
      @Pinkiee_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      2:04

    • @misabelle.
      @misabelle. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      AWWOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHQUHAHAHAHAIEFEUW

    • @Judjementboy
      @Judjementboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I fucking laughed alone in the bathroom for almost half a minute straight

    • @StarShot.
      @StarShot. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Judjementboy what

  • @dickcheese8628
    @dickcheese8628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    This is the kind of stuff that was debated in ancient Athens by Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle

    • @thatdoppioguy1825
      @thatdoppioguy1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ya know, I wouldn’t be surprised if they argued about petty shit like this

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dekufiremage7808
      His theory of forms is stupid.

    • @yonyem6724
      @yonyem6724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Replace socrates with diogenes and it's perfect

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dekufiremage7808 Plato was an annoying dickwad, and annoyed everyone around him.

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Wright: "According to Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia, 'a hamburger, (also known as burger for short) is a sandwich consisting of one or more cooked patties of meat between a sliced roll or bun."
    Godot: *laughs in updated Wikipedia article*

    • @dolphinus2479
      @dolphinus2479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      >updated autopsy report be like

  • @averysketchygamer3241
    @averysketchygamer3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Chicken Sandwich: *"I'm about to end this man's whole career"*

  • @sizzledan31
    @sizzledan31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    "SLOPPY JOES ARE BURGERS"
    I"m dead

    • @gracemcomber6374
      @gracemcomber6374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It killed me I was like "Godot *what the frick* who took your braincells and threw them out the window?!"

    • @libertyprime5777
      @libertyprime5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Technically, they are burgers. Take a burger and blend it with sauce, put it in a bun and throw some cheese on top of that and call it a day. That's a sloppy joe.

    • @robertsmalls2293
      @robertsmalls2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are a type of burger though.
      A Joe.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, you are using ground beef, the same with which burgers are made of. Doesn't change the fact that Godot is being an obstinate moron.

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How can a sloppy joe be a German piece of steak, likely arranged into a patty shape?

  • @barrazellbub2534
    @barrazellbub2534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    In order to understand how simple this is, you need to look up how the hamburger was invented. Most sources point towards the germans, or more specifically a cook who decided to use hamburg steak placed between two slices of bread. The entire lineage of hamburgers is based off of sandwhiches

  • @Eddiegames9
    @Eddiegames9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:57 is so good lmao, the pacing, the twist, the music, it's all flawless

  • @DanE-1212
    @DanE-1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Also known as : Godot suffers brain damage from coffee overdose

  • @randomtexanguy9563
    @randomtexanguy9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4625

    Burgers are sandwiches but with completely different designs and a classification. Aka a type of sandwich.

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I mean... Yea

    • @DawidO-mg8zn
      @DawidO-mg8zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      They are just a different type of sandwich

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      no its not burgers are their own kind of food

    • @DawidO-mg8zn
      @DawidO-mg8zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@pokepike1286 that's like saying that mutton and beef aren't different types of meat and are two different foods

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@DawidO-mg8zn well, i mean mutton and beef ARE different foods but also different types of meat

  • @wazo1170
    @wazo1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    So, according to Godot, a french sandwich with a baguette as "bread" wouldn't be a sandwich because baguette tastes different than "normal" bread.
    k ig

    • @Felixr2
      @Felixr2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      No no no, it's just a different race of bread

    • @wazo1170
      @wazo1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah, but that's according to Godot
      So he's wrong

    • @tobyonatabe2601
      @tobyonatabe2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He drunk too much coffee is my guess

    • @yeboxxxchannel2505
      @yeboxxxchannel2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, aren't sandwiches out of different bread such a toast bread? And burgers just round version of sandwich? It's still two parts of same bread cutter in half. And same goes for baguette filled with toppings, it still pretty much is 2 parts, except they are holder by 2 lines. I dunno how I would call it.

    • @Keep_Cozy
      @Keep_Cozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That confused me for a sec

  • @Mouse_Librarian
    @Mouse_Librarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:57
    I genuinely can't remember the last time I laughed so hard I cried, but this did it.

    • @Pr0D13gen
      @Pr0D13gen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      S L O P P Y J O E S

  • @lukyluk
    @lukyluk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    honestly even after playing the ace attorney series someone could show me this video and i would believe it's an actual trial

  • @triexortism
    @triexortism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    THE ACTUAL QUESTION IS HOW GODOT'S CUP NEVER RUNS OUT OF COFFEE

    • @fl0werz922
      @fl0werz922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      magic.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We clearly see new cups slide to him every few minutes

    • @monjarinafsheen9867
      @monjarinafsheen9867 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FrancisR420 r/whooosh

  • @sonicsaiyan07
    @sonicsaiyan07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Phoenix and Edgeworth should've played the clip from Spongebob of the guy with the Jelly Krabby Patty singing. Krabby Patties are burgers, and he says, and I quote, "I just had a SANDWICH, no ordinary SANDWICH..."

    • @prayingkabutops1392
      @prayingkabutops1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But godot will say, "That's just a cartoon not its not real life".

    • @gguy3600
      @gguy3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@prayingkabutops1392 He says without realising that he himself is literaly an anime character.

    • @prayingkabutops1392
      @prayingkabutops1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gguy3600 He also said himself that they are literally an immortal being from the heavens.

  • @JoseRojas-hl7sn
    @JoseRojas-hl7sn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In Spanish we do say "burger bread" PROBLEM SOLVED

  • @erlandochoa8278
    @erlandochoa8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "they are different races of bread" bruh I'm already dead barely a minute in

  • @KevLKev
    @KevLKev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    All of these AA videos are taking away my brain cells
    *i require more.*

    • @BetoPerez999
      @BetoPerez999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Braincells or videos. Cause you don't have many to spare.

    • @sirius1690
      @sirius1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@BetoPerez999
      *Yes*

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BetoPerez999 yes

    • @fernandod4046
      @fernandod4046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's bearable because it's ace attorney.

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      More braincells?

  • @bigcurry4923
    @bigcurry4923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    “Ask Von Karma she is the racist one” this had me dead 😭😭

    • @majorse000
      @majorse000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the crying from sadness Emoji. If you want the crying from happiness here is it ---≥ 😂

    • @revriee
      @revriee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majorse000 no ☺🙋👳👽👀👃👰👭💑

    • @tycrabapple9282
      @tycrabapple9282 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majorse000 😭😭 is definitely used as a laughing one too because 😂 looks dumb at this point because so many people with dumb opinions use it

  • @deltaloraine
    @deltaloraine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love reading the arguments aloud while giving them voices, it makes it 10x funnier xD

  • @strawberrymilk5009
    @strawberrymilk5009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the sound and speed of him drinking makes me suffer

  • @user-zt1ev9ji4s
    @user-zt1ev9ji4s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I'm addicted to ace attorney videos lmao

  • @robloxiancitizen4500
    @robloxiancitizen4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    0:24 can we just take time to appreciate how well synced up the sips were to the music?

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maya: *comes in eating a burger* What's going on, guys?
    Everyone: *loses their shit*

  • @eljaminlatour6633
    @eljaminlatour6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Are you saying that people with deformities aren't people?" 😂

  • @fwemp
    @fwemp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    4:06
    WHAT??????? ANY BREAD CAN HAVE SESAME SEEDS ON IT. WHY ARE YOU LIMITING YOURSELF??????

    • @AlPootis
      @AlPootis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beautiful barnowl in your pfp.

  • @somefunnyman3498
    @somefunnyman3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Bro why does this sound like group chat that stays up late arguing about the most random shit

  • @yrrr4871
    @yrrr4871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *IM ADDICTED TO THESE OBJECTION MEMES NOW*

  • @Seldomheardabout
    @Seldomheardabout 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Been watching a lot of these. Makes me want to chug and spill my drink before screaming at people.

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was waiting for someone to say "texas toast hamburger"

    • @aryadavis6909
      @aryadavis6909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whataburger hits different

  • @jakeybeans
    @jakeybeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *BURGERS ARE A SUBCLASS OF SANDWICHES*

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO BURGERS ARE THEIR OWN CLASS OF FOOD THEY AREN'T SUBCLASSES OF SANDWICHES

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Milkman you fail to realize the flaw in your logic. If the burgerbis just the meat, you can't go calling a meat patty a burger now can we

    • @diamond5036
      @diamond5036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pokepike1286 Your logic throughout the comment section also has many unanswered flaws

  • @calebmurray4438
    @calebmurray4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    All burgers are sandwiches but not all sandwiches are burgers. Sandwiches consist of something edible between two slices of bread and since a burger bun is a kind of bread it counts as a subset of sandwich.

    • @MrBleakwinter1983
      @MrBleakwinter1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it a sandwich if I put a piece of bread in between two chicken fillets ?

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrBleakwinter1983 no because chicken filets are not bread

    • @MrBleakwinter1983
      @MrBleakwinter1983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebmurray4438 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Down_(sandwich)#:~:text=The%20Double%20Down%20is%20a,with%20a%20spicy%20Zinger%20coating. How does this fit in

    • @calebmurray4438
      @calebmurray4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrBleakwinter1983 it’s its own kind of food

  • @yeastyyeasty2168
    @yeastyyeasty2168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like that when it goes *shows picture* the characters still talk

  • @goldenreflection2811
    @goldenreflection2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This sounds like an exceptionally smooth shark, which is smooth in all directions.

  • @caughtin4k499
    @caughtin4k499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I asked my sis if burger bun is a bread
    She said yes
    I asked my mom if burger bun is bread
    She said yes
    *and the moms never lie*

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but that doesn't mean that burger buns are fir sandwiches

    • @christianjericho7948
      @christianjericho7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OBJECTION
      Asking Mother ? You *ALSO* Need To Ask Grandmother They Have More Experience

    • @caughtin4k499
      @caughtin4k499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@christianjericho7948
      Good point.

    • @thegodkiller0194
      @thegodkiller0194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@caughtin4k499 don’t forget the 5 year old cousin

    • @largelump3613
      @largelump3613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pokepike1286I'm literally using a bun for a sandwich because I'm poor. Shut the fuck up

  • @lexo6987
    @lexo6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At this point the judge chose a different profession

  • @probablynotsatan9440
    @probablynotsatan9440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like to view as of these as continuations of each other and they all just have insane opinions.

  • @donsmith4935
    @donsmith4935  3 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    th-cam.com/video/X6AhlaDUfGc/w-d-xo.html
    Part two is done for real this time

    • @horseoperamarker
      @horseoperamarker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      came just in time to see this vid

    • @rediantopaionia
      @rediantopaionia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok

    • @rediantopaionia
      @rediantopaionia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarban1653 using a website called: "objection.lol"

    • @rediantopaionia
      @rediantopaionia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarban1653 watch the tutorials, it will help you.

  • @Zeverinsen
    @Zeverinsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is like arguing about whether or not thumbs make up all the fingers on a hand.
    All thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs.
    Per definition a hamburger would be defined as some type of sandwich, but not all sandwiches are hamburgers.

    • @RoryRose_
      @RoryRose_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait but thumbs don't technically count as fingers though.

    • @uzumakikat13
      @uzumakikat13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “All thumbs are digits, but not all digits are thumbs”

    • @campi832
      @campi832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RoryRose_ are you joking?

    • @RoryRose_
      @RoryRose_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@campi832 Half joking

  • @crispiecord
    @crispiecord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "It's difficult to win an argument with a smart person. It's nigh impossible to win an argument with a stupid person"

  • @niallc.7612
    @niallc.7612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These kinds of posts formatted as ace attorney arguments is the greatest thing to exist

  • @donsmith4935
    @donsmith4935  3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Get ready for part 2

    • @osirisblade8145
      @osirisblade8145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳

    • @whydoineednamesanyway2373
      @whydoineednamesanyway2373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait no stop I already lost 50 brain cells watching this aaAaaAaAAaAa it’s to late this vid is two months ago that means that video is out now aaaaaaaaaaa

    • @ElectroLXR
      @ElectroLXR 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @justanotherweirdo11
      @justanotherweirdo11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooo

  • @globsterjail8195
    @globsterjail8195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Burger is a subspecies of sandwich. Discuss.

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burgers are their own type of food not a different type of sandwich

    • @gguy3600
      @gguy3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pokepike1286 The wikipedia article on hamburgers defines burgers as a type of sandwich in the very first sentence. Not enough? Ok.
      The definition of a sandwich is food between 2 slices of bread. The definition of a burger is food (burger patty) between 2 slices of bread (a bun sliced in 2).
      The only way to not consider a burger a type of sandwich is to change the definition of a sandwich to something more specific.

  • @stevencowan37
    @stevencowan37 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didn't know that stupid arguments as Phoenix Wright scenes was something I needed in my life

  • @silverswordguy4191
    @silverswordguy4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why I find these to be so hilarious.

  • @muii6319
    @muii6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m with Phoenix and Edgeworth on this one

  • @Matthew-nk4fs
    @Matthew-nk4fs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I took mental damage finding out people shred ham

    • @SandsBros
      @SandsBros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah its called sloppy Joe's

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always had sloppy Joe's with hamburger meat (broken up like you would for a taco).

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes me think of pulled pork before Sloppy Joe's

    • @sock8278
      @sock8278 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@F-Lambda I thought all sloppy joes were just ground beef?

    • @F-Lambda
      @F-Lambda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sock8278 Yes... hamburger meat is ground beef.

  • @Apocalyman
    @Apocalyman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably my favorite ace attorney video ever ngl

  • @michaelstelzer9932
    @michaelstelzer9932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh when he hit that pause when he said sloppy joes are burgers lmaooo im fucking dead brooo

  • @palathaxx
    @palathaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Burgers are a subclass of sandwich. Sandwiches generally require a piece of bread on top, filling, and a piece of bread on the bottom. Burgers generally require a specifically shaped burger bun at the top and bottom, and some sort of meat as a filling. Burgers are the same general idea just with greater parameters and specifications.

  • @elecstorm3701
    @elecstorm3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *laughs in making burgers using regular, whole-grain buns*

  • @ToddHowar.d
    @ToddHowar.d ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:16 “I’ve got him right where I want him.”

  • @elliebean1225
    @elliebean1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how Godot and Edgeworth started yelling at each other 💀

  • @thevioletskull8158
    @thevioletskull8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This type of videos are addicting.

    • @Keep_Cozy
      @Keep_Cozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gamer version of drugs

  • @AquaFan1998
    @AquaFan1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Burgers are a type of sandwich

  • @Thaumtron
    @Thaumtron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally Phoenix is talking sense in these vids

  • @plaxztiou
    @plaxztiou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Edgeworth : I'm losing brain cells talking
    Me : IM LOSING BRAIN CELLS JUST LOOKINH AT THE DAM THONG

  • @mr.cobbweb1624
    @mr.cobbweb1624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Actually the original burger wasn't made with buns... so technically burgers are a type of sandwiches.

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      even though that last part is false

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pokepike1286 So the original burger isn't the original burger?

    • @pokepike1286
      @pokepike1286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomduck8679 what

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pokepike1286 You said the last part is false. Isn't "burgers are a type of sandwiches" the last part?

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They are derived from sandwiches but it is so much deeper than that, burgderss hsve

  • @kaytosh5735
    @kaytosh5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nobody:
    Godot: *aggressively sips coffee*

  • @bruhed1117
    @bruhed1117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I could have these arguments more often because debating is the one thing I’m good at

  • @somnolenceking3413
    @somnolenceking3413 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay, whoever keeps making these, keep on keeping on w the memes. Got ya meme game proper lol

  • @ihateloudbitches
    @ihateloudbitches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When this dude said different races of bread I died a little on the inside

  • @r.pizzamonkey7379
    @r.pizzamonkey7379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bread is the name of the substance not what shape it takes up

  • @advancedtrash7585
    @advancedtrash7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how all these make it seem like they just hang out in the court room with eachother

  • @BenDover-fo7lg
    @BenDover-fo7lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ngl these ace attorney memes are my favourite, they are exquisite

  • @that1randomdoomer
    @that1randomdoomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wh- you can make burgers with regular bread- so that makes burgers a type of sandwich lol

    • @LPF7
      @LPF7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you can make sandwiches with burger buns therefore sandwiches are a subcategory of burgers

    • @kleptomania2631
      @kleptomania2631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LPF7 not really as that wouldn't change anything about the sandwich you are still just putting stuff between bread.

    • @LPF7
      @LPF7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kleptomania2631 sandwiches are lame burgers are not , thats is way burgers are not sandwicthes

  • @requiemforpsyche
    @requiemforpsyche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact:i grew up poor so my mum used normal sandwich slices for burgers when we ate burgers. We calked those burgers. They had a burger patty in em so they were sorta burgers??? Idfk man.

  • @vexxus3425
    @vexxus3425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I love these so much it’s awesome😂

  • @beanbugi
    @beanbugi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos make my brain hurt but they are still very entertaining I love them
    👁️w👁️👍

  • @diyarhimi2108
    @diyarhimi2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have an honest question... How does Godot have so many GODDAMN COFFEE!?

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      17 mugs per trial

  • @06dpa
    @06dpa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Burger is sandwich. Burgers are hot food, non-burger sandwiches are cold food. That's the difference.

    • @xnflg3074
      @xnflg3074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wtf you cannot be serious. there are many different kinds of hot sandwiches that are not burgers. cubanos and paninis in general are all hot sandwiches that are nevertheless not burgers. stahp.

    • @stan5794
      @stan5794 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS IS BILLSHIT

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Losing an argument in 3 seconds but keep it going for 3 hours because your bored.

  • @neolithicgamer0072
    @neolithicgamer0072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I’m getting double teamed, do I say I’m getting burgered or sandwiched?
    THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! 😌🥪

  • @gold571
    @gold571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Burger needs meat”
    Me who is vegetarian and my mom who is vegan: 🤨

    • @kinorris1709
      @kinorris1709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is not burger. Is vurger.

    • @gold571
      @gold571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vegurger

    • @Jack10158
      @Jack10158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Naturburger

    • @gold571
      @gold571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      burgnature

    • @NitroNinja324
      @NitroNinja324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congratulations. You eat sandwiches, not burgers.

  • @Beregorn88
    @Beregorn88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sandwiches are one or more layers of food contained contained between two layers of a type of food that allows you to handle the whole thing without dirtying your hands.
    Presents exhibit "A", the ice cream sandwich.
    Burgers are a kind of sandwich.
    Also, the word "sandwich" has extended its meaning to indicate any kind of structure made of multiple layer comprised between two layers of the same material.

  • @Janine.Najarian
    @Janine.Najarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That deep gulp when he sip his coffee

  • @megavidaeos
    @megavidaeos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The longer this conversation goes, the more I want to scream.

  • @eggleysucks
    @eggleysucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Matpat is quietly watching them having an argument-

  • @thepinkterror2907
    @thepinkterror2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    The “burger = sandwich” person in this argument just kept repeating the same things over and over, never offering up any evidence besides “dude trust me”. Therefore, it is only logical to trust the majority as well as Wikipedia, the site with one of the strictest editing moderator communities on the internet.

    • @foolishfool1963
      @foolishfool1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      But the "burder = sandwich" person was the one who presented Wikipedia as evidence

    • @macadamia4569
      @macadamia4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@foolishfool1963 Yes, Phoenix in this scenario, Edgeworth's colleague in this case, presented the wikipedia as evidence. Even then, Godot still persisted, no?
      Burgers are sandwiches.

    • @foolishfool1963
      @foolishfool1963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@macadamia4569 I don’t understand what you’re trying to say. The original commenter says the burger = sandwich person never presented any evidence, and I pointed out that he did present evidence.

    • @randomtexanguy9563
      @randomtexanguy9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Thepinkterror
      Sandwich = 2 pieces of bread with any food in the middle
      Burger = 2 pieces of bread that are shaped differently with any food in the middle but the food in the middle is just more specific
      You can conclude burgers are the same as sandwiches, but with some differences but don't change it's entire classification as a sandwich.
      I barely watched the video even and I still proved that burgers are sandwiches.

    • @DawidO-mg8zn
      @DawidO-mg8zn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foolishfool1963 mah dude a Burger *is* A *DIFFERENT TYPE OF SANDWICH*

  • @TheSewDew
    @TheSewDew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phoenix saying "Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia," put a smile on my face.
    Unless I'm stupid and that doesn't come from HLVRAI but I'm pretty sure it does

  • @twistedfates
    @twistedfates 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its hard to win an argument against a smart person, but impossible to end one with an idiot

  • @BitrateBilly
    @BitrateBilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Burgers need meat"
    Ok then what the hell is a vegan burger

  • @herrforehead
    @herrforehead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is that coffee or five-hour-energy?

  • @iloveemiliaandrem9443
    @iloveemiliaandrem9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This deserves more views. I can't F-ing breathe right now.

  • @teknonick3374
    @teknonick3374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My brain cells have melted an unbelievable amount.

  • @iagoofdraiggwyn98
    @iagoofdraiggwyn98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Going by this logic, a quesadilla is a sandwhich now.

    • @theravenmonarch9441
      @theravenmonarch9441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is, it's things held by bread

    • @xnflg3074
      @xnflg3074 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *sigh*... sure why not

    • @Kozmic_CL
      @Kozmic_CL 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, because a tortilla is not bread. Burgers are a sandwich because Burger bread is bread.

  • @texmx8805
    @texmx8805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It was an honor proving my point

  • @belmontzar
    @belmontzar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me : - uses burger buns to make a sandwhich-
    Godot : THATS ILLEGAL!