12p. Moldova - Tudor is legendary. Tudor is an icon. I really hope he gets to go to Eurovision someday. We need Tudor in our lives. 10p. Czechia - The "go girl give us nothing" experience is always a delight 😍 Truly carrying the torch of Aphrodisiac with perfection 8p. Serbia - Mom come pick me up I'm scared 🗿 Truly can't put them any lower because I just cannot listen to this song because it's so frightening 7p. Albania - The man screaming ? The yellow fried hair ? The glitter on the forehead ? The opera lady in the background ??? Truly a moment 🤩 6p. Poland - Truly serving camp at it's finest 🥰 5p. San Marino - I'm actually starting to think the song is cute, but it earns extra points for the AI thing that's so cringe 4p. Croatia - Just stop 💀 3p. Lithuania - I get why it's here, but they really were my winners, it's such a bop I have to be honest here 😭 2p. Ukraine - It's not even bad, it's like they wanted to be funny but didn't commit to it fully 1p. Malta - I will not tolerate any slander for queen Greta 😭
12 points - Poland - TAŃCZ, TAŃCZ, TAŃCZ Z NAMI DO RANA 🎉 10 points - Moldova - Pure emotions 😢 8 points - Croatia - BABA-A-A-A RO-O-GA 🐥 7 points - Malta - BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA 💋 6 points - San Marino - Beautiful ballad, really moved my heart 🐻❄️ 5 points - Lithuania - I love the energy! 🕶 4 points - Czechia - Her voice... It's just beautiful ✨️ 3 points - Albania - Sooo emotional 😮 2 points - Serbia - Good techno song 🗿 1 point - Ukraine - Too good
1 point: Ukraine Sorry it is not that trashy 2 points: Croatia Traktor was better 3 points: Serbia Well it's definitly a song 4 points Moldova: I mean it is a trash song but he is an old man so i can understand his lack of energy 5 points Lithuania: Trashy bop 6 points Malta: No words can express how much i love drag queen performances in nf sesion 7 points Albania: This is so emotional even more than booty 8 points San Marino: Girl yes! This is so creative and it's giving AI! Period 10 points Poland: Cottagecore queen. All these effects represent Poland in the best way possible. Catchy, She looks gorgeous. I love all the lyrics especially the one that says "Each one of us has beautiful tits" 12 points Czechia: Girl yes you are amazing and all the emotion you have is amazing! Malta 2022 walked so czechia 2024 can run! This is literally so iconic i love everything about this.
12: San Marino (All we need right now is an enviromental queen that cares about the climate changes.) 10: Czechia (Girlie didn't go to starbucks that morning so she lacked the energy. It's ok bby, you'll slay another day.) 8: Poland (This year Poland went hard with the trash - W Kolorku Amaretto, Jabłuszko and this queen - still a self-conscious track with great lyrics and respect to the Polands tradition to specail effects.) 7: Moldova (Tudor is classic participant with iron will and we can only wish him good health and more great songs in the future) 6: Serbia (Don't know what makes is so trashy for me.... the vampiric moves? The greatest showman outfit? T-posing "dancers" declaring their dominance or psychadelic techno-track with blaring colors in the background? Kids, don't do drugs.) 5: Croatia (Is it bizzare? Yes, but it has a reason for which is so common for LET 3 because the message and story behind it is still interesting and I respect that too much to put them higher for trashiness.) 4: Albania (I love to see the optimism in Albanian entry that we'll last till 2073 - I don't know the lyrics but based on his performance the worlds will be on fire) 3: Lithuania (If it was released 20 years ago, it would be banger and noone would bat an eye. And some songs that should have stayed in early 2000s even got into cometition *cough cough Iceland*.) 2: Ukraine (Gives me the same enegy as Czechia 2009 so it delares that it could potentially compete once in timeline.) 1: Malta (It's just slay. If someone played it to me without knowing the Interpret I would think it has been written by RuPaul for some RPDR or his album.)
1 pt: Croatia - They're too good at what they do to be true Eurotrash 2 pts: Malta - Songs with bla, bla, blas, ya, ya, yas, and la, la, las are as a normal part of Eurovision as key changes and fire on stage. 3 pts: Moldova - Did you watch that national final? This is FINE. 4 pts: Albania - Those backing vocals give it enough respectability. 5 pts: Ukraine - Probably the most polished effort of any of these. Too polished. 6 pts: Lithuania - Loses some points for being consciously, intentionally trashy. 7 pts: Poland - Queen. 8 pts: Serbia - A rule of Eurovision is you know any entry that starts with Electro- is gonna be good and trash. 10 Czechia - My "No need for contemplating, not worth debating, I'm amazing" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt. 12 pts: San Marino - I told my boss I'm a polar bear just trying to survive just the other day when I called out sick. I think about this song DAILY.
My votes : 1 Point - Malta 🇲🇹 2 Points to Serbia 🇷🇸 3 Points to Albania 🇦🇱 4 Points to Czechia 🇨🇿 5 Points to Ukraine 🇺🇦 6 Points to San Marino 🇸🇲 7 Points to Moldova 🇲🇩 8 Points to Lithuania 🇱🇹 10 Points to Croatia 🇭🇷 And 12 points go to.... POLAND 🇵🇱
12 points - Czechia - She’s still giving us nothing! Keep walking round that stage with no energy girl! 10 points - Poland - Very close to Czechia but has slightly more energy. Still, best graphical effects ever! 8 points - Moldova - Down here because I can excuse his lack of energy, but still go give us nothing! 7 points - Malta - Sorry but this is hilarious and awful. I can’t put it lower or I will forget the topic. 6 points - San Marino - I don’t think the polar bear’s alive anymore. Also there is clearly more than 1 polar bear in the stock footage. 5 points - Serbia - Why are they T-posing, and why is he still so creepy. 4 points - Albania - So emotional! So beautiful! Even better without audio! 3 points - Croatia - They tried too hard to be trashy and it’s kinda mid amongst all these greats… 2 points - Lithuania - Well the crowd didn’t go kaboom. Still not awful tho, more intentionally trashy so… 1 point - Ukraine - It’s kinda funny but the only one that isn’t trash here, like how did this get here over Spain…
12p - moldova 🇲🇩 - tudor bumbac gave us everything we needed in a eurovision song! 10p - san marino 🇸🇲 - UNDERATED!!!!!!!!! dana is out here fighting for climate change and we are living!!!!!! 😍 8p - poland 🇵🇱 - staging is amazing and the song is very catchy! 7p - czechia 🇨🇿 - amazing self empowerment anthem right here 😭 6p - albania 🇦🇱 - great vocals + iconic haircut = star in the making 5p - malta 🇲🇹 - another self empowerment anthem which I loveeeeeee 4p - lithuania 🇱🇹 - KABOOM! gives late 2000s eurovision and would've ate if it was in eurovision 3p - serbia 🇷🇸 - kinda scary 😰 2p - ukraine 🇺🇦 - ok? 1p - croatia 🇭🇷 - ok...
12. 🇨🇿 Czechia If this masterpiece doesn't win I will ask for a recount 😤 10. 🇵🇱 Poland This act is a very close second 8. 🇲🇹 Malta bla bla bla 7. 🇦🇱 Albania you can always rely on them for a high note 6. 🇸🇲 San Marino 🐻❄ 🐻 5. 🇲🇩 Moldova, simple song and staging 4. 🇭🇷 Croatia, love the outfits 3. 🇱🇹 Lithuania this act is so hectic that I love it 2. 🇷🇸 Serbia weird acts like this is why I watch ESC 1. 🇺🇦 Ukraine, if this was in ESC I would vote for it ngl
12P:Moldova(GO GIVE US NOTHING😆) 10P:San Marino(Polar Bears are nice) 8P:Albania(Nice forehead) 7P:Malta(Bla Bla Bla) 6P:Poland(Exercising while singing,just amazing) 5P:Croatia(First it Was Mama now its Baba) 4P:Serbia(ur creepy...) 3P:Czech(STARLET) 2P:Ukraine(No,but i kinda think this is good😅😅) 1P:Lithuania(KABOOM!!)
12 points to Czechia 🇨🇿 10 points to Serbia 🇷🇸 8 points to Moldova 🇲🇩 7 points to Poland 🇵🇱 6 points to Ukraine 🇺🇦 5 points to Albania 🇦🇱 4 points to Malta 🇲🇹 3 points to Croatia 🇭🇷 2 points to San Marino 🇸🇲 1 point to Lithuania 🇱🇹 STARLET PLS WIN 😭❤️
12: San Marino 10: Moldova 8: Poland 7: Malta 6: Lithuania 5: Albania 4: Croatia 3: Serbia 2: Ukraine 1: Czechia Honorable mention: The apple song (Jabłuszko) by Poland would've been an easy 12 points
12pt - Croatia (Just need to give the AI chicks the win in hope that they would finally stop attacking civilians and VB gang could make chicken noodles out of them 😋) 10pt - Moldova (Really wanted to crown our King, but...) 8pt - Poland (Ewa, why did you take all the Capcut effects 😭 Leave some for TVP, please) 7pt - San Marino (This deserves being so high up based on its author [AI] alone) 6pt - Lithuania (Chicken noodle icons) 5pt - Malta (She really is the topic! Far from a trash contest winner, though) 4pt - Czechia (The song itself is not trashy, but it REALLY was underperformed) 3pt - Serbia (I actually love this song, but at the same time, I can't put it lower) 2pt - Ukraine (not trashy at all, just wonderful, beautiful, amazing, love, fantastic, brilliant, awesome... and funny!) 1pt-Albania (not trashy, just underrated, experimental and Kastro Zizo -y)
12 Moldova great dancer great moves 10 Malta SHE IS THE TOPIC 8 Czechia Better than Beyoncé 7 Poland stellar music vid 6 Serbia I love Balkan ballads 5 San Marino best voice and polar bear 4 Croatia Need more nukes 3 Albania great dancing that’s it 2 Ukraine i don’t know it was eh 1 Lithuania sucks why didn’t it nq its awful
Surprised the voting is still open, but anyway, here are my points: 12 points to 🇸🇲 How this is both funny and serious at the same time needs to be studied. Also the fact it is AI-made makes it even funnier. 10 points to 🇵🇱 So proud of my country for a second year in a row. Not Ahlena's level obv, but still a slay. 8 points 🇱🇹 Remember watching the nf with my dad and he called it "trashy and scary" lol 7 points to 🇲🇩 King. 6 points to 🇨🇿 Go girl give us nothing! 5 points to 🇺🇦 Icons. 4 points to 🇭🇷 This and the following ones are a no for me. 3 points to 🇦🇱 2 points to 🇲🇹 1 point to 🇷🇸
12p: 🇨🇿 Czechia (the stage presence of Ahlena, the vocals of Jessica Grech, if that's not a trash contest winner, I'm not sure what is.) 10p: 🇲🇹 Malta (Embarrassingly bad) 8p: 🇭🇷 Croatia (This is worse than Mama ŠČ, which is REALLY saying something) 7p: 🇷🇸 Serbia (This is just cringe) 6p: 🇵🇱 Poland (I'm not sure if this is supposed to be intentionally bad, so if it is, it can't rank higher.) 5p: 🇸🇲 San Marino (LOL) 4p: 🇦🇱 Albania (Basically the same thing every year for Albania at this point lol) 3p: 🇱🇹 Lithuania (It's cringe but it's kinda fun) 2p: 🇲🇩 Moldova (KING) 1p: 🇺🇦 Ukraine (Not that bad, it's stupid but also carefree)
1 Point goes to Poland. 2 Points go to Albania. 3 Points go to Czechia. 4 Points go to Croatia. 5 Points go to Ukraine! 6 Points go to Serbia! 7 Points go to San Marino! 8 Points go to Malta! 10 Points go to Lithuania! *12 POINTS GO TO MOLDOVA!!!*
HELLO AND WITAM WARSAW, HERE R THE JURY POINTS FROM NYC 12. Moldova 🇲🇩 10. Poland 🇵🇱 8. Czechia 🇨🇿 7. San Marino 🇸🇲 6. Lithuania 🇱🇹 5. Croatia 🇭🇷 4. Serbia 🇷🇸 3. Ukriane 🇺🇦 2. Malta 🇲🇹 1. Albania 🇦🇱
12p - 🇭🇷 Babaroga (sincerally this is the worst song in the esc 2024 season). 10p - 🇱🇹 Kaboom!!! (Very random). 8p - 🇸🇲 The Last Polar Bear (the song is overall is meh but its made by AI so...). 7p - 🇲🇩 Tudorel (Sorry but is very basic). 6p - 🇲🇹 Bla Bla Bla (Topic) (I prefer the benidorm song with the same name). 5p - 🇨🇿 Starlet (Very meh). 4p - 🇷🇸 Elektroljubav (Random but a little fun). 3p - 🇵🇱 Przytupaja ( I think that this song will win the TESC but i don't know why i start to kinda like this song). 2p - 🇦🇱 2078 (Strange, but i appreciate the effort on this song). 1p - 🇺🇦 Slavic English (The best song of TESC, maybe would be changed by other song in Ukraine but anyways. 🎵Wounderful, beautiful, amazing, love, fantastic, brilliant, awesome🎵).
1p - Croatia - No matter what their plan was, they played it perfectly the whole NF season 2p - Czechia - You are amazing gurl but not as amazing as some of these others 3p - Serbia - He kinda got a point tho 4p - Ukraine - lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala 5p - Malta - She is the topic, she is the moment 6p - San Marino - Oh UVPSM, never change. This was a complete mess and we're all here for it 7p - Lithuania - Speaking of a complete mess, so was this. Are we here for it? Kinda 8p - Albania - Finally a ballad full of true emotions! 10p - Poland - No idea what she's saying but she speaking facts 12p - Moldova - Tudor is love, Tudor is life. Without his presence Europe falls apart
12: Chechia. It sounds like she's saying ''constipated, I'm amazing honestly'' and that's lyricism! douze poop 10: San Marino: somehow I'm obsessed with this woman, she is like Greta Thunberg but older. The polar bear makes me thing of the Pissing Polar bear statue. 8:Poland. I would like to know the process behind this one. Who wrote the song? Who was in charge of the costume? Who directed the videoclip? Where is the song about? Who is this queen??? 7: Croatia: Don't mind my demented grandpa, he escaped the nursing home again!! 6: Serbia: Why 5: Moldova: Awh so cute he really thought he could win Eurovision by singing a Christmas song! (why is there a pine tree on stage) 4 Malta: Center of attention queen! Leo energy! 3: Lithuania: BOOM! 2: Ukraine: Hair?! 1: Albania: Whatever he's saying, he really means it. To bad I don't speak Albanian.
1 point to Czechia 🇨🇿 2 points to Albania 🇦🇱 3 points to Ukraine 🇺🇦 4 points to Lithuania 🇱🇹 5 points to Malta 🇲🇹 6 points to San Marino 🇸🇲 7 points to Serbia 🇷🇸 8 points to Croatia 🇭🇷 10 points to Poland 🇵🇱 12 points to MOLDOVA 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩
1 point - Serbia - This one has grown on me a bit, still think the visuals could have been better though 2 points - Ukraine - OMG I hear pLaGiArIsMss! They ripped the beat off of the Peanuts gang. Sign my petition if you agree they should be dIsQUalIfiEd 3 points - Croatia - I can let Let 3 qualify, but it feels wrong to let them win, the Trash is too trashy this year. Let Let 3 go you dastardly chickens! 4 points - Albania - Need a napkin for your forehead there, Ron? 5 points - Lithuania - Unfortunately, you won't make a Kaboom in this Contest. Keep riding though 6 points - Malta - Masterpiece! I'll do my final speech over the amazing song this is! 7 points - Moldova - This is actually the unedited song was actually that the USSR actually meant to send in to Eurovision 1955! Same singer too! Love the archives 8 points - Czechia - STARLET😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😳😳😳 10 points - San Marino - Breaking News: Polar Bear accelerates global warming to end miserable existence in AI song. 12 points - Poland - Queen! It doesn't matter that Poland won last year, the song they sent this year legitimately deserves the crown again. It's incredible, the effects are mesmerizing and the singer is incomparable. 💎💎👑😍 if this doesn't win, then nothing will
12 p San Marino 10 p Moldova 8 p Czechia 7 p Poland 6 p Albania 5 p Ukraine 4 p Serbia 3 p Malta 2 p Croatia 1 p Lithuania Still shocked Germany and Sweden aren't in the final.
12 Albania (come on give this guy his trash contest crown he's been here like 3 times now?) 10 Czechia 8 San Marino 7 Poland (had to put this a few spots higher after seeing the full video, this short clip does not do it justice) 6 Moldova 5 Ukraine 4 Serbia 3 Malta 2 Lithuania 1 Croatia
12pts - Poland (QUEEN!!!) 10pts - Malta (Actually the topic!) 8pts - Albania (Sounds like it's from 2073) 7pts - Czechia (Vocals!!!!!) 6pts - Moldova (Just iconic) 5pts - San Marino (The poor bear...) 4pts - Serbia (Messy Masterpiece) 3pts - Croatia (It's Let3, that's enough) 2pts - Ukraine (Ladadadada dadada) 1pts - Lithuania (Actually a proper song, even if I'm not a fan) What an amazing show! Could Poland take it home again! So many candidates!
12: Moldova - the king of pensioners, love him 10: San Marino - amazing ballad about a polar bear 8: Poland - queen of capcut edits (should have been the apple song tho smh) 7: Ukraine - the most chaotic ethnic song in eurovision history 6: Czechia - go girl give us nothing! 5: Malta - bla bla bla bla bla 4: croatia - apparently this song is a satire of ai art? still feels like ai art. 3: Albania - rap ballad, very experimental 2: Serbia - feels like a fever ream 1: Lithuania what is this doing here it's an absolute banger
12) Moldova (KING 👑) 10) Czechia (YASS GIRL GIVE US NOTHING 💖💅✨😍) 8) Poland (Cottagecore queen 🌱) 7) San Marino (You can definitely tell the song was written by AI) 6) Serbia (Camp at its finest 💅💅💅) 5) Lithuania (Messy bop = SLAY ✨) 4) Croatia (Just Let3 being Let3) 3) Albania (Bro’s passionate as hell. Otherwise, pretty tame in comparison to its competition) 2) Malta (As drag entries go, it’s quite standard, so that’s why it gets a small amount of points) 1) Ukraine (Honestly, it isn’t really that trashy or funny. I’d say it’s more fun than anything)
12 - Poland // no comment 10 - Albania // wtf is this 8 - Moldova // love the primary school vibes 7 - Malta // definition of joke entry 6 - San Marino // my ai 5 - Croatia // they're slaying 4 - Lithuania // actually kind of a bop 3 - Czechia // it's okay i guess 2 - Ukraine // it's kind of good 1 - Serbia // i'm starting to like the song more and more
i feel like we were robbed of have Sini Sabotage in this but alas here are my points 12: Malta 10: Czechia 8: Poland 7: San Marino 6: Lithuanian 5: Albania 4: Ukraine 3: Moldovan 2: Serbia 1: Croatia
12p Lithuania: This is a love letter to trash, they have perfected it. 10p San Marino: Whoever decided to pair up the concept of climate change with a cold, unfeeling, and flavorless robot deserves some sick kinda prize. 8p Poland: A really solid piece of trash. I respect her for making this song feel so incredibly long. 7p Moldova: I would put it higher but since I can’t rule out this being a cunning psy-op, it’ll have to stay here 6p Albania: Sure, Kastro, sure 5p Malta: It almost feels like Greta’s pandering to us, and I will not have it. 4p Czechia: I feel really bad for her, your time will come. The last three artists know exactly what they’re making, and killing it. It just happens to be strange and artsy 3p Serbia 2p Ukraine 1p Croatia
A bit disappointed with the overall lineup here, but i understand the choice was hard with so many potential entrants. Here's my score: 12: moldova 10: malta 8: san marino 7: czechia 6: lithuania 5: albania 4: serbia 3: ukraine 2: croatia 1: poland
12p Moldova 10p Malta 8p Serbia 7p Poland 6p Lithuania 5p Croatia ========== BORING OR JUST BAD PERFORMED SONGS ========== 4p San Marino 3p Albania 2p Czechia 1p Ukraine
12 points to ME‼💋 Poland ‼🍦
OMG QUEEN HELLO
@@liawasadiver Hii!! XOXO 💋💋
Mother 🤩
OMG KWEEN
QUEEEEEN !!!
I’m proud that my country is such a powerhouse in this contest🇵🇱🔥
12p. Moldova - Tudor is legendary. Tudor is an icon. I really hope he gets to go to Eurovision someday. We need Tudor in our lives.
10p. Czechia - The "go girl give us nothing" experience is always a delight 😍 Truly carrying the torch of Aphrodisiac with perfection
8p. Serbia - Mom come pick me up I'm scared 🗿 Truly can't put them any lower because I just cannot listen to this song because it's so frightening
7p. Albania - The man screaming ? The yellow fried hair ? The glitter on the forehead ? The opera lady in the background ??? Truly a moment 🤩
6p. Poland - Truly serving camp at it's finest 🥰
5p. San Marino - I'm actually starting to think the song is cute, but it earns extra points for the AI thing that's so cringe
4p. Croatia - Just stop 💀
3p. Lithuania - I get why it's here, but they really were my winners, it's such a bop I have to be honest here 😭
2p. Ukraine - It's not even bad, it's like they wanted to be funny but didn't commit to it fully
1p. Malta - I will not tolerate any slander for queen Greta 😭
12 points - Poland - TAŃCZ, TAŃCZ, TAŃCZ Z NAMI DO RANA 🎉
10 points - Moldova - Pure emotions 😢
8 points - Croatia - BABA-A-A-A RO-O-GA 🐥
7 points - Malta - BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA 💋
6 points - San Marino - Beautiful ballad, really moved my heart 🐻❄️
5 points - Lithuania - I love the energy! 🕶
4 points - Czechia - Her voice... It's just beautiful ✨️
3 points - Albania - Sooo emotional 😮
2 points - Serbia - Good techno song 🗿
1 point - Ukraine - Too good
My votes:
1 point San Marino🇸🇲
2 points Ukraine🇺🇦
3 points Albania🇦🇱
4 points Lithuania🇱🇹
5 points Serbia🇷🇸
6 points Malta🇲🇹
7 points Croatia🇭🇷
8 points Czechia🇨🇿
10 points Moldova🇲🇩
12 points Poland🇵🇱
Tańcz, tańcz, tańcz z nami do rana
To jest właśnie Ewy Lodzik przytupaja🕺🕺🕺💃
Będą, będą ładne panie ze wsi. Każda z nas ma doskonałe, piękne piersi
1 point: Ukraine Sorry it is not that trashy
2 points: Croatia Traktor was better
3 points: Serbia Well it's definitly a song
4 points Moldova: I mean it is a trash song but he is an old man so i can understand his lack of energy
5 points Lithuania: Trashy bop
6 points Malta: No words can express how much i love drag queen performances in nf sesion
7 points Albania: This is so emotional even more than booty
8 points San Marino: Girl yes! This is so creative and it's giving AI! Period
10 points Poland: Cottagecore queen. All these effects represent Poland in the best way possible. Catchy, She looks gorgeous. I love all the lyrics especially the one that says "Each one of us has beautiful tits"
12 points Czechia: Girl yes you are amazing and all the emotion you have is amazing! Malta 2022 walked so czechia 2024 can run! This is literally so iconic i love everything about this.
The way that I enjoy kaboom 😭
Back to back victory for Poland, please! Poland deserves it
Is it only me that actually kinda liked albania 💀
12 MOLDOVA
10 San Marino
8 Croatia
7 Czechia
6 Matla
5 Lithuania
4 Poland
3 Ukraine
2 Albania
1 Serbia
12 - Moldova (changing my 12 so that hopefully our king tudor can win something please i love this man
She barely had finished singing "contemplating" when I thought the exact same thing - yas girl give us not a thing!
12 Poland
10 Moldova
8 Croatia
7 Malta
6 Ukraine
5 Serbia
4 Czechia
3 Albania
2 Lithuania
1 San Marino
12 Malta 🇲🇹
10 Lithuania 🇱🇹
8 Croatia 🇭🇷
7 Ukraine 🇺🇦
6 Serbia 🇷🇸
5 Poland 🇵🇱
4 Moldova 🇲🇩
3 San Marino 🇸🇲
2 Czechia 🇨🇿
1 Albania 🇦🇱
12: San Marino (All we need right now is an enviromental queen that cares about the climate changes.)
10: Czechia (Girlie didn't go to starbucks that morning so she lacked the energy. It's ok bby, you'll slay another day.)
8: Poland (This year Poland went hard with the trash - W Kolorku Amaretto, Jabłuszko and this queen - still a self-conscious track with great lyrics and respect to the Polands tradition to specail effects.)
7: Moldova (Tudor is classic participant with iron will and we can only wish him good health and more great songs in the future)
6: Serbia (Don't know what makes is so trashy for me.... the vampiric moves? The greatest showman outfit? T-posing "dancers" declaring their dominance or psychadelic techno-track with blaring colors in the background? Kids, don't do drugs.)
5: Croatia (Is it bizzare? Yes, but it has a reason for which is so common for LET 3 because the message and story behind it is still interesting and I respect that too much to put them higher for trashiness.)
4: Albania (I love to see the optimism in Albanian entry that we'll last till 2073 - I don't know the lyrics but based on his performance the worlds will be on fire)
3: Lithuania (If it was released 20 years ago, it would be banger and noone would bat an eye. And some songs that should have stayed in early 2000s even got into cometition *cough cough Iceland*.)
2: Ukraine (Gives me the same enegy as Czechia 2009 so it delares that it could potentially compete once in timeline.)
1: Malta (It's just slay. If someone played it to me without knowing the Interpret I would think it has been written by RuPaul for some RPDR or his album.)
12p - Malta (QUEEN GRETA TUDE IS STUCK ON REPEAT)
10p - Poland
8p - San Marino
7p - Moldova
6p - Lithuania
5p - Czechia
4p - Croatia
3p - Serbia
2p - Albania
1p - Ukraine
Greta really is the topic!
Hi, when will be results?
yes finally another desperate queen
1 pt: Croatia - They're too good at what they do to be true Eurotrash
2 pts: Malta - Songs with bla, bla, blas, ya, ya, yas, and la, la, las are as a normal part of Eurovision as key changes and fire on stage.
3 pts: Moldova - Did you watch that national final? This is FINE.
4 pts: Albania - Those backing vocals give it enough respectability.
5 pts: Ukraine - Probably the most polished effort of any of these. Too polished.
6 pts: Lithuania - Loses some points for being consciously, intentionally trashy.
7 pts: Poland - Queen.
8 pts: Serbia - A rule of Eurovision is you know any entry that starts with Electro- is gonna be good and trash.
10 Czechia - My "No need for contemplating, not worth debating, I'm amazing" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.
12 pts: San Marino - I told my boss I'm a polar bear just trying to survive just the other day when I called out sick. I think about this song DAILY.
I need that shirt no kidding
12 Malta
10 Lithuania
8 Ukraine
7 Czechia
6 San Marino
5 Croatia
4 Serbia
3 Albania
2 Poland
1 Moldova
All the points - POLAND!!!
Her song is so fun!!
12. Poland 🇵🇱
10. Moldova 🇲🇩
8. San Marino 🇸🇲
7. Czechia 🇨🇿
6. Serbia 🇷🇸
5. Albania 🇦🇱
4. Ukraine 🇺🇦
3. Malta 🇲🇹
2. Croatia 🇭🇷
1. Lithuania 🇱🇹
My votes :
1 Point - Malta 🇲🇹
2 Points to Serbia 🇷🇸
3 Points to Albania 🇦🇱
4 Points to Czechia 🇨🇿
5 Points to Ukraine 🇺🇦
6 Points to San Marino 🇸🇲
7 Points to Moldova 🇲🇩
8 Points to Lithuania 🇱🇹
10 Points to Croatia 🇭🇷
And 12 points go to.... POLAND 🇵🇱
12 points - Czechia - She’s still giving us nothing! Keep walking round that stage with no energy girl!
10 points - Poland - Very close to Czechia but has slightly more energy. Still, best graphical effects ever!
8 points - Moldova - Down here because I can excuse his lack of energy, but still go give us nothing!
7 points - Malta - Sorry but this is hilarious and awful. I can’t put it lower or I will forget the topic.
6 points - San Marino - I don’t think the polar bear’s alive anymore. Also there is clearly more than 1 polar bear in the stock footage.
5 points - Serbia - Why are they T-posing, and why is he still so creepy.
4 points - Albania - So emotional! So beautiful! Even better without audio!
3 points - Croatia - They tried too hard to be trashy and it’s kinda mid amongst all these greats…
2 points - Lithuania - Well the crowd didn’t go kaboom. Still not awful tho, more intentionally trashy so…
1 point - Ukraine - It’s kinda funny but the only one that isn’t trash here, like how did this get here over Spain…
12 - Poland
10 - Moldova
8 - Czechia
7 - San-Marino
6 - Albania
5 - Lithuania
4 - Malta
3 - Croatia
2 - Ukraine
1 - Serbia
12p - moldova 🇲🇩 - tudor bumbac gave us everything we needed in a eurovision song!
10p - san marino 🇸🇲 - UNDERATED!!!!!!!!! dana is out here fighting for climate change and we are living!!!!!! 😍
8p - poland 🇵🇱 - staging is amazing and the song is very catchy!
7p - czechia 🇨🇿 - amazing self empowerment anthem right here 😭
6p - albania 🇦🇱 - great vocals + iconic haircut = star in the making
5p - malta 🇲🇹 - another self empowerment anthem which I loveeeeeee
4p - lithuania 🇱🇹 - KABOOM! gives late 2000s eurovision and would've ate if it was in eurovision
3p - serbia 🇷🇸 - kinda scary 😰
2p - ukraine 🇺🇦 - ok?
1p - croatia 🇭🇷 - ok...
12. 🇨🇿 Czechia If this masterpiece doesn't win I will ask for a recount 😤
10. 🇵🇱 Poland This act is a very close second
8. 🇲🇹 Malta bla bla bla
7. 🇦🇱 Albania you can always rely on them for a high note
6. 🇸🇲 San Marino 🐻❄ 🐻
5. 🇲🇩 Moldova, simple song and staging
4. 🇭🇷 Croatia, love the outfits
3. 🇱🇹 Lithuania this act is so hectic that I love it
2. 🇷🇸 Serbia weird acts like this is why I watch ESC
1. 🇺🇦 Ukraine, if this was in ESC I would vote for it ngl
12P:Moldova(GO GIVE US NOTHING😆)
10P:San Marino(Polar Bears are nice)
8P:Albania(Nice forehead)
7P:Malta(Bla Bla Bla)
6P:Poland(Exercising while singing,just amazing)
5P:Croatia(First it Was Mama now its Baba)
4P:Serbia(ur creepy...)
3P:Czech(STARLET)
2P:Ukraine(No,but i kinda think this is good😅😅)
1P:Lithuania(KABOOM!!)
12 points to Czechia 🇨🇿
10 points to Serbia 🇷🇸
8 points to Moldova 🇲🇩
7 points to Poland 🇵🇱
6 points to Ukraine 🇺🇦
5 points to Albania 🇦🇱
4 points to Malta 🇲🇹
3 points to Croatia 🇭🇷
2 points to San Marino 🇸🇲
1 point to Lithuania 🇱🇹
STARLET PLS WIN 😭❤️
San Marino 🇸🇲 12p
Poland 🇵🇱 10p
Moldova 🇲🇩 8p
Czechia 🇨🇿 7p
Lithuania 🇱🇹 6p
Croatia 🇭🇷 5p
Malta 🇲🇹 4p
Serbia 🇷🇸 3p
Albania 🇦🇱 2p
Ukraine 🇺🇦 1p
12 Lithuania
10 San Marino
8 Moldova
7 malta
6 Croatia
5 Poland
4 Serbia
3 Ukraine
2 Albania
1 czechia
12 points: Moldova 🇲🇩
10 points: San Marino 🇸🇲
8 points: Serbia 🇷🇸
7 points: Croatia 🇭🇷
6 points: Poland 🇵🇱
5 points: Albania 🇦🇱
4 points: Czechia 🇨🇿
3 points: Malta 🇲🇹
2 points: Lithuania 🇱🇹
1 Point: Ukraine 🇺🇦
12 Moldova
10 Lithuania
8 San marino
7 malta
6 Poland
5 Czech
4 Croatia
3: Serbia
2 Albania
1 Ukraine
1 point - Ukraine 🇺🇦
2 points - Malta 🇲🇹
3 points - Serbia 🇷🇸
4 points - Croatia 🇭🇷
5 points - Czechia 🇨🇿
6 points - San Marino 🇸🇲
7 points - Lituania 🇱🇹
8 points - Moldova 🇲🇩
10 points - Albania 🇦🇱
12 points - Poland 🇵🇱
12: Czechia
10: Malta
8: Lithuania
7: Moldova
6: Albania
5: Ukraine
4: Serbia
3: San Marino
2: Poland
1: Croatia
YAAASSS! My points:
12: Moldova
10: Albania
8: Ukraine
7: Lithuania
6: Poland
5: Czechia
4: Croatia
3: San Marino
2: Serbia
1: Malta
12- Moldova 🇲🇩
10- Croatia 🇭🇷
8- Serbia 🇷🇸
7- San Marino 🇸🇲
6- Ukraine 🇺🇦
5- Albania 🇦🇱
4- Czechia 🇨🇿
3- Lithuania 🇱🇹
2- Poland 🇵🇱
1- Malta 🇲🇹
12: Moldova
10: San Marino
8: Croatia
7: Malta
6: Poland
5: Albania
4: Ukraine
3: Serbia
2: Czechia
1: Lithuania
12 San Marino 🇸🇲 ❤
10 Croatia 🇭🇷
8 Poland 🇵🇱
7 Moldova 🇲🇩
6 Lithuania 🇱🇹
5 Czechia 🇨🇿
4 Albania 🇦🇱
3 Serbia 🇷🇸
2 Ukraine 🇺🇦
1 Malta 🇲🇹
12. Croatia
10. Poland
8. Moldova
7. Serbia
6. Malta
5. Czechia
4. Ukraine
3. Albania
2. San Marino
1. Lithuania
12 croatia
10 albania
8 poland
7 moldova
6 lithuania
5 serbia
4 malta
3 czechia
2 ukraine
1 san-marino
1- ukraine
2-czechia
3-moldova
4-croatia
5-albania
6-lithuania
7-san marino
8-malta
10-serbia
12-poland
12: San Marino 🇸🇲
10: Poland 🇵🇱
8: Albania 🇦🇱
7: Malta 🇲🇹
6: Moldova 🇲🇩
5: Serbia 🇷🇸
4: Croatia 🇭🇷
3: Lithuania 🇱🇹
2: Ukraine 🇺🇦
1: Czechia 🇨🇿
1 San Marino
2 Serbia
3 Malta
4 Ukraine
5 Czechia
6 Albania
7 Croatia
8 Lithuania
10 Poland
12 Moldova
12 Moldova
10 San Marino
8 Czechia
7 Poland
6 Lithuania
5 Ukraine
4 Malta
3 Albania
2 Serbia
1 Croatia
12 Czechia 🇨🇿
10 Poland 🇵🇱
8 Croatia 🇭🇷
7 Serbia 🇷🇸
6 Moldova 🇲🇩
5 Albania 🇦🇱
4 San Marino 🇸🇲
3 Lithuania 🇱🇹
2 Malta 🇲🇹
1 Ukraine 🇺🇦
12p Poland 🇵🇱
10p Croatia 🇭🇷
8p Moldova 🇲🇩
7p Serbia 🇷🇸
6p Malta 🇲🇹
5p San Marino 🇸🇲
4p Ukraine 🇺🇦
3p Albania 🇦🇱
2p Czechia 🇨🇿
1p Lithuania 🇱🇹
When are you posting the results?? 😭
My top 10:
Lithuania 🇱🇹 1 point
Croatia 🇭🇷 2 points
Ukraine 🇺🇦 3 points
San Marino 🇸🇲 4 points
Malta 🇲🇹 5 points
Albania 🇦🇱 6 points
Czechia 🇨🇿 7 points
Serbia 🇷🇸 8 points
Moldova 🇲🇩 10 points
Poland 🇵🇱 12 points
12: San Marino
10: Moldova
8: Poland
7: Malta
6: Lithuania
5: Albania
4: Croatia
3: Serbia
2: Ukraine
1: Czechia
Honorable mention: The apple song (Jabłuszko) by Poland would've been an easy 12 points
12pt - Croatia (Just need to give the AI chicks the win in hope that they would finally stop attacking civilians and VB gang could make chicken noodles out of them 😋)
10pt - Moldova (Really wanted to crown our King, but...)
8pt - Poland (Ewa, why did you take all the Capcut effects 😭 Leave some for TVP, please)
7pt - San Marino (This deserves being so high up based on its author [AI] alone)
6pt - Lithuania (Chicken noodle icons)
5pt - Malta (She really is the topic! Far from a trash contest winner, though)
4pt - Czechia (The song itself is not trashy, but it REALLY was underperformed)
3pt - Serbia (I actually love this song, but at the same time, I can't put it lower)
2pt - Ukraine (not trashy at all, just wonderful, beautiful, amazing, love, fantastic, brilliant, awesome... and funny!)
1pt-Albania (not trashy, just underrated, experimental and Kastro Zizo -y)
12 - Poland
10 - Malta
8 - Moldova
7 - Albania
6 - Croatia
5 - Serbia
4 -Ukraine
3 - Lithuania
2 - San Marino
1 - Czechia
Long live ETC 🎉🎉
1 point Czechia!🇨🇿
2 points Ukraine!🇺🇦
3 points Malta! 🇲🇹
4 points Albania!🇦🇱
5 points Poland!🇵🇱
6 points San marino!🇸🇲
7 points Moldova!🇲🇩
8 points Lithuania!🇱🇹
10 Points Croatia!🇭🇷
12 points go to....Serbia!🇷🇸
12 Moldova great dancer great moves
10 Malta SHE IS THE TOPIC
8 Czechia Better than Beyoncé
7 Poland stellar music vid
6 Serbia I love Balkan ballads
5 San Marino best voice and polar bear
4 Croatia Need more nukes
3 Albania great dancing that’s it
2 Ukraine i don’t know it was eh
1 Lithuania sucks why didn’t it nq its awful
My final votes:
12 - Moldova
10- Czechia
8- Poland
7- Lithuania
6- Malta
5- Albania
4- Croatia
3- Serbia
2- San Marino
1- Ukraine
Surprised the voting is still open, but anyway, here are my points:
12 points to 🇸🇲 How this is both funny and serious at the same time needs to be studied. Also the fact it is AI-made makes it even funnier.
10 points to 🇵🇱 So proud of my country for a second year in a row. Not Ahlena's level obv, but still a slay.
8 points 🇱🇹 Remember watching the nf with my dad and he called it "trashy and scary" lol
7 points to 🇲🇩 King.
6 points to 🇨🇿 Go girl give us nothing!
5 points to 🇺🇦 Icons.
4 points to 🇭🇷 This and the following ones are a no for me.
3 points to 🇦🇱
2 points to 🇲🇹
1 point to 🇷🇸
12p: 🇨🇿 Czechia (the stage presence of Ahlena, the vocals of Jessica Grech, if that's not a trash contest winner, I'm not sure what is.)
10p: 🇲🇹 Malta (Embarrassingly bad)
8p: 🇭🇷 Croatia (This is worse than Mama ŠČ, which is REALLY saying something)
7p: 🇷🇸 Serbia (This is just cringe)
6p: 🇵🇱 Poland (I'm not sure if this is supposed to be intentionally bad, so if it is, it can't rank higher.)
5p: 🇸🇲 San Marino (LOL)
4p: 🇦🇱 Albania (Basically the same thing every year for Albania at this point lol)
3p: 🇱🇹 Lithuania (It's cringe but it's kinda fun)
2p: 🇲🇩 Moldova (KING)
1p: 🇺🇦 Ukraine (Not that bad, it's stupid but also carefree)
12- Poland
10- Czechia
8- Moldova
7- San Marino
6- Serbia
5- Ukraine
4- Albania
3- Croatia
2- Lithuania
1- Malta
12p : Poland (2nd year in a row W)
10p : Lithuania
8p: Croatia
7p: Czechia
6p: Serbia
5p: Malta
4p: Moldova
3p: Albania
2p: San Marino
1p: Ukraine
12: Poland
10: Serbia
08: San Marino
07: Lithuania
06: Albania
05: Moldova
04: Croatia
03: Czechia
02: Malta
01: Ukraine
1 Point goes to Poland.
2 Points go to Albania.
3 Points go to Czechia.
4 Points go to Croatia.
5 Points go to Ukraine!
6 Points go to Serbia!
7 Points go to San Marino!
8 Points go to Malta!
10 Points go to Lithuania!
*12 POINTS GO TO MOLDOVA!!!*
12 points: POLAND (woohoo)
10 points: Lithuania
8 points: Serbia
7 points: Croatia
6 points: Moldova
5 points: Malta
4 points: San Marino
3 points: Albania
2 points: Czechia
1 point: Ukraine
Results when?
HELLO AND WITAM WARSAW, HERE R THE JURY POINTS FROM NYC
12. Moldova 🇲🇩
10. Poland 🇵🇱
8. Czechia 🇨🇿
7. San Marino 🇸🇲
6. Lithuania 🇱🇹
5. Croatia 🇭🇷
4. Serbia 🇷🇸
3. Ukriane 🇺🇦
2. Malta 🇲🇹
1. Albania 🇦🇱
I've already given mah reviews saw let's just get on with it:
12p - 🇵🇱 Poland - Ewa Lodzik - Przytupaja
10p - 🇭🇷 Croatia - Let 3 - Babaroga
8p - 🇸🇲 San Marino - Dana Gillespie - The Last Polar Bear
7p - 🇨🇿 Czechia - Gianna Lei - Starlet
6p - 🇱🇹 Lithuania - VB Gang - KABOOM!
5p - 🇺🇦 Ukraine - Nazva - Slavic English
4p - 🇷🇸 Serbia - Saša Baša & Virtual Ritual - Elektroljubav
3p - 🇲🇹 Malta - Greta Tude - Topic (Bla Bla)
2p - 🇲🇩 Moldova - Tudor Bumbac - Tudorel
1p - 🇦🇱 Albania - Kastro Zizo - 2073
The fact that 40% of the songs here are connected to the AI topic😭
AI is the topic
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla💅
12p - Poland
10p - San Marino
8p - Moldova
7p - Serbia
6p - Albania
5p - Czechia
4p - Ukraine
3p - Croatia
2p - Lithuania
1p - Malta
12p - 🇭🇷 Babaroga (sincerally this is the worst song in the esc 2024 season).
10p - 🇱🇹 Kaboom!!! (Very random).
8p - 🇸🇲 The Last Polar Bear (the song is overall is meh but its made by AI so...).
7p - 🇲🇩 Tudorel (Sorry but is very basic).
6p - 🇲🇹 Bla Bla Bla (Topic) (I prefer the benidorm song with the same name).
5p - 🇨🇿 Starlet (Very meh).
4p - 🇷🇸 Elektroljubav (Random but a little fun).
3p - 🇵🇱 Przytupaja ( I think that this song will win the TESC but i don't know why i start to kinda like this song).
2p - 🇦🇱 2078 (Strange, but i appreciate the effort on this song).
1p - 🇺🇦 Slavic English (The best song of TESC, maybe would be changed by other song in Ukraine but anyways.
🎵Wounderful, beautiful, amazing, love, fantastic, brilliant, awesome🎵).
1p - Croatia - No matter what their plan was, they played it perfectly the whole NF season
2p - Czechia - You are amazing gurl but not as amazing as some of these others
3p - Serbia - He kinda got a point tho
4p - Ukraine - lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
5p - Malta - She is the topic, she is the moment
6p - San Marino - Oh UVPSM, never change. This was a complete mess and we're all here for it
7p - Lithuania - Speaking of a complete mess, so was this. Are we here for it? Kinda
8p - Albania - Finally a ballad full of true emotions!
10p - Poland - No idea what she's saying but she speaking facts
12p - Moldova - Tudor is love, Tudor is life. Without his presence Europe falls apart
why is czechia acutally such a good song
12 points: Poland 🇵🇱
10 points: Czechia 🇨🇿
8 points: Serbia 🇷🇸
7 points: Albania 🇦🇱
6 points: Moldova 🇲🇩
5 points: Croatia 🇭🇷
4 points: Ukraine 🇺🇦
3 points: Lithuania 🇱🇹
2 points: Malta 🇲🇹
1 point: San Marino 🇸🇲
12: Poland
10. Moldova
8. Czechia
7. Serbia
6. Croatia
5. Ukraine
4. Lithuania
3. Albania
2. San Marino
1. Malta
12: Chechia. It sounds like she's saying ''constipated, I'm amazing honestly'' and that's lyricism! douze poop
10: San Marino: somehow I'm obsessed with this woman, she is like Greta Thunberg but older. The polar bear makes me thing of the Pissing Polar bear statue.
8:Poland. I would like to know the process behind this one. Who wrote the song? Who was in charge of the costume? Who directed the videoclip? Where is the song about? Who is this queen???
7: Croatia: Don't mind my demented grandpa, he escaped the nursing home again!!
6: Serbia: Why
5: Moldova: Awh so cute he really thought he could win Eurovision by singing a Christmas song! (why is there a pine tree on stage)
4 Malta: Center of attention queen! Leo energy!
3: Lithuania: BOOM!
2: Ukraine: Hair?!
1: Albania: Whatever he's saying, he really means it. To bad I don't speak Albanian.
the fact that i actually like some of these songs though 💀
12 points - Moldova!!!
10 points - Croatia
8 points - Poland
7 points - Lithuania (Už Lietuvą Vyrai!!!)
6 points - Ukraine
5 points - San Marino
4 points - Malta
3 points - Serbia
2 points - Czechia
1 point - Albania
12 - Moldova
10 - Croatia
8 - Czechia
7 - Malta
6 - Poland
5 - Ukraine
4 - Albania
3 - Serbia
2 - San marino
1 - Lithuania (really interesting song)
12p Poland 🇵🇱
10p Moldova 🇲🇩
8p Malta 🇲🇹
7p San Marino 🇸🇲
6p Czechia 🇨🇿
5p Serbia 🇷🇸
4p Lithuania 🇱🇹
3p Albania 🇦🇱
2p Ukraine 🇺🇦
1p Croatia 🇭🇷
1- Ukraine
2- Croatia
3- Albania
4- Serbia
5- San Marino
6- Lithuania
7- Moldova
8- Malta
10- Poland
12- Czechia (as she says herself: I'm amazin' honestlyy)
1 point to Czechia 🇨🇿
2 points to Albania 🇦🇱
3 points to Ukraine 🇺🇦
4 points to Lithuania 🇱🇹
5 points to Malta 🇲🇹
6 points to San Marino 🇸🇲
7 points to Serbia 🇷🇸
8 points to Croatia 🇭🇷
10 points to Poland 🇵🇱
12 points to MOLDOVA 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩
1 point - Serbia - This one has grown on me a bit, still think the visuals could have been better though
2 points - Ukraine - OMG I hear pLaGiArIsMss! They ripped the beat off of the Peanuts gang. Sign my petition if you agree they should be dIsQUalIfiEd
3 points - Croatia - I can let Let 3 qualify, but it feels wrong to let them win, the Trash is too trashy this year. Let Let 3 go you dastardly chickens!
4 points - Albania - Need a napkin for your forehead there, Ron?
5 points - Lithuania - Unfortunately, you won't make a Kaboom in this Contest. Keep riding though
6 points - Malta - Masterpiece! I'll do my final speech over the amazing song this is!
7 points - Moldova - This is actually the unedited song was actually that the USSR actually meant to send in to Eurovision 1955! Same singer too! Love the archives
8 points - Czechia - STARLET😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😳😳😳
10 points - San Marino - Breaking News: Polar Bear accelerates global warming to end miserable existence in AI song.
12 points - Poland - Queen! It doesn't matter that Poland won last year, the song they sent this year legitimately deserves the crown again. It's incredible, the effects are mesmerizing and the singer is incomparable. 💎💎👑😍 if this doesn't win, then nothing will
12 p San Marino
10 p Moldova
8 p Czechia
7 p Poland
6 p Albania
5 p Ukraine
4 p Serbia
3 p Malta
2 p Croatia
1 p Lithuania
Still shocked Germany and Sweden aren't in the final.
12 moldova
10 poland
8 san marino
7 czechia
6 albania
5 malta
4 lithuania
3 serbia
2 croatia
1 ukraine
12 Albania (come on give this guy his trash contest crown he's been here like 3 times now?)
10 Czechia
8 San Marino
7 Poland (had to put this a few spots higher after seeing the full video, this short clip does not do it justice)
6 Moldova
5 Ukraine
4 Serbia
3 Malta
2 Lithuania
1 Croatia
12 points - San Marino
10 points - Poland
8 points - Moldova
7 points - Lithuania
6 points - Albania
5 points - Croatia
4 points - Serbia
3 points - Czechia
2 points - Malta
1 point - Ukraine
How many time to vote?
Points:
#12 Moldova's King
#10 Hrvatska Babaroga
#8 Serbian elektro
#7 San-marinian bear
#6 Lithuanian Kaboom
#5 Albanian bishop
#4 Czech starlet
#3 polish queen
#2 Malta 🤢
#1 Ukraine 🤢🤢🤢
12pts - Poland (QUEEN!!!)
10pts - Malta (Actually the topic!)
8pts - Albania (Sounds like it's from 2073)
7pts - Czechia (Vocals!!!!!)
6pts - Moldova (Just iconic)
5pts - San Marino (The poor bear...)
4pts - Serbia (Messy Masterpiece)
3pts - Croatia (It's Let3, that's enough)
2pts - Ukraine (Ladadadada dadada)
1pts - Lithuania (Actually a proper song, even if I'm not a fan)
What an amazing show! Could Poland take it home again! So many candidates!
OH MY GOD. POLAND IS BACK AT IT AGAIN.
12pts - Moldova
10pts - San Marino
8pts - Czechia
7pts - Poland
6pts - Albania
5pts - Serbia
4pts - Malta
3pts - Ukraine
2pts - Croatia
1pt - Lithuania
12: Moldova - the king of pensioners, love him
10: San Marino - amazing ballad about a polar bear
8: Poland - queen of capcut edits (should have been the apple song tho smh)
7: Ukraine - the most chaotic ethnic song in eurovision history
6: Czechia - go girl give us nothing!
5: Malta - bla bla bla bla bla
4: croatia - apparently this song is a satire of ai art? still feels like ai art.
3: Albania - rap ballad, very experimental
2: Serbia - feels like a fever ream
1: Lithuania what is this doing here it's an absolute banger
12) Moldova (KING 👑)
10) Czechia (YASS GIRL GIVE US NOTHING 💖💅✨😍)
8) Poland (Cottagecore queen 🌱)
7) San Marino (You can definitely tell the song was written by AI)
6) Serbia (Camp at its finest 💅💅💅)
5) Lithuania (Messy bop = SLAY ✨)
4) Croatia (Just Let3 being Let3)
3) Albania (Bro’s passionate as hell. Otherwise, pretty tame in comparison to its competition)
2) Malta (As drag entries go, it’s quite standard, so that’s why it gets a small amount of points)
1) Ukraine (Honestly, it isn’t really that trashy or funny. I’d say it’s more fun than anything)
12 p Lithuania
10p SAN Marino
8p Malta
7p Moldova
6p Croatia
5p Poland
4p Albania
3p Serbia
2p Ukraine
1p Czechia
1. 🇲🇩 Moldova 12p
2. 🇸🇲 San Marino 10p
3. 🇵🇱 Poland 8p
4. 🇱🇹 Lithuania 7p
5. 🇲🇹 Malta 6p
6. 🇭🇷 Croatia 5p
7. 🇺🇦 Ukraine 4p
8. 🇨🇿 Czechia 3p
9. 🇦🇱 Albania 2p
10. 🇷🇸 Serbia 1p
12p: Poland
10p: Moldova
8p: San Marino
7p: Serbia
6p: Croatia
5p: Albania
4p: Malta
3p: Lithuania
2p: Czechia
1p: Ukraine
12 - Poland // no comment
10 - Albania // wtf is this
8 - Moldova // love the primary school vibes
7 - Malta // definition of joke entry
6 - San Marino // my ai
5 - Croatia // they're slaying
4 - Lithuania // actually kind of a bop
3 - Czechia // it's okay i guess
2 - Ukraine // it's kind of good
1 - Serbia // i'm starting to like the song more and more
i feel like we were robbed of have Sini Sabotage in this but alas here are my points
12: Malta
10: Czechia
8: Poland
7: San Marino
6: Lithuanian
5: Albania
4: Ukraine
3: Moldovan
2: Serbia
1: Croatia
Where results?
12p Lithuania: This is a love letter to trash, they have perfected it.
10p San Marino: Whoever decided to pair up the concept of climate change with a cold, unfeeling, and flavorless robot deserves some sick kinda prize.
8p Poland: A really solid piece of trash. I respect her for making this song feel so incredibly long.
7p Moldova: I would put it higher but since I can’t rule out this being a cunning psy-op, it’ll have to stay here
6p Albania: Sure, Kastro, sure
5p Malta: It almost feels like Greta’s pandering to us, and I will not have it.
4p Czechia: I feel really bad for her, your time will come.
The last three artists know exactly what they’re making, and killing it. It just happens to be strange and artsy
3p Serbia
2p Ukraine
1p Croatia
A bit disappointed with the overall lineup here, but i understand the choice was hard with so many potential entrants. Here's my score:
12: moldova
10: malta
8: san marino
7: czechia
6: lithuania
5: albania
4: serbia
3: ukraine
2: croatia
1: poland
1 point- Ukraine
2 points- Albania
3 points- Serbia
4 points- Lithuania
5 points- Malta
6 points- San Marino
7 points- Moldova
8 points- Poland
10 points- Czechia
12 points- Croatia
12p Moldova
10p Malta
8p Serbia
7p Poland
6p Lithuania
5p Croatia
========== BORING OR JUST BAD PERFORMED SONGS ==========
4p San Marino
3p Albania
2p Czechia
1p Ukraine
1 point- San Marino
2 points- Lithuania
3 Points- Ukraine
4 Points- Croatia
5 Points- Albania
6 Points- Malta
7 Points- Serbia
8 Points- Poland
10 Points- Czechia
12 Points- Moldova🎉