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  • When Lottery winner, Now patient, find his long lost love has come to visit him there's now hope that he'll make a recovery. But are all his friends really there because of him?
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    Season 5 Episode 20 "Changes"
    The team takes on the case of a lottery winner (Donal Logue) suffering from paralysis and multiple types of cancer, and they must figure out if it is his new millionaire lifestyle that is making him sick. Meanwhile, Cuddy's mother threatens to sue the hospital over her treatment, and Foreman and Chase make a bet over who is repressing the uglier side of his personality more.
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  • @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk
    @HectorGonzalez-qx9nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11848

    Guy wins lottery only to lose it all on medical bills

    • @supersonicx01
      @supersonicx01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Welcome to the USA! And the sad part is, he has the money to pay all his bills in full

    • @abasikahra9449
      @abasikahra9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      What’s funny in this show this is a free clinic, meaning they pay nothing.
      Seriously guys this a show, come on.

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      The American health are system is a big midlle finger

    • @CraigFemboy
      @CraigFemboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Benjamin Figgins it was a joke mate

    • @cesarbravo822
      @cesarbravo822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @Benjamin Figgins ​ Actually there _is_ an episode where they deal with this directly. I don't remember the details, but the premise was that Cuddy had to negotiate with a few insurance companies while House did his usual shenanigans

  • @cmb4488
    @cmb4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5934

    This is why you never let anyone know you won the lottery.

    • @axigon6904
      @axigon6904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      In some states like California, your name will be released!

    • @cluelesspotato8945
      @cluelesspotato8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think it’s best to let your closest friends and family know. At least those that won’t run their mouth.

    • @alphaomega2937
      @alphaomega2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I wouldn't say anything I'm in the hospital right now and now my mom shows up looking for money and i can't even walk I believe everyone should keep something like this secret to much can go wrong

    • @xtinkerbellax3
      @xtinkerbellax3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Unless you plan on living like you still make 50,000 a year they'll figure it out lol

    • @alphaomega2937
      @alphaomega2937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@xtinkerbellax3 I don't have a fancy house or anything so it might take a while for them to figure it out

  • @catbeara
    @catbeara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7364

    One of my favourite law jokes I've ever heard: "where there's a Will there's a relative".

    • @NonniOP
      @NonniOP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love this

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@NonniOP my professor said it, but Idk where he got it from. 😅

    • @NonniOP
      @NonniOP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      catbeara your professor is great, i dont know why but i think small jokes like that are so funny

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NonniOP I agree! And it certainly made the class laugh.

    • @catbeara
      @catbeara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Speaking Truth yup, it's awful.

  • @spyrath1935
    @spyrath1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4552

    After realizing the check was cancelled, the guy decided that he had to earn his money, and became the second best meth cook in New Mexico

    • @MathewZ788
      @MathewZ788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Same thing what I said but sadly he gets killed for jackshit reason

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@MathewZ788 lmao

    • @chrisbrown6168
      @chrisbrown6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Third behind Pinkman

    • @xNightmareTCx
      @xNightmareTCx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And then he goes to be named partner in Pearson Hardman

    • @BamM88
      @BamM88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@xNightmareTCx he also made good money working for Bobby Axelrod

  • @theunclave6558
    @theunclave6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7869

    Me: *wins lottery
    My dad who went to get milk 20 years ago: *ohh, hello there*

    • @sarahohandley144
      @sarahohandley144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      The Unclave I felt thissssss

    • @theunclave6558
      @theunclave6558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sarahohandley144 f

    • @huuamai8151
      @huuamai8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sarahohandley144 you a snake? I don't think snakes stay with their young, either way...

    • @THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7
      @THEBACKROOMSEXPLORER7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xD

    • @fatimashahid8468
      @fatimashahid8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Unclave Richard Waterson. Never thought I’d meet you here.

  • @nukemman
    @nukemman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4124

    When you have money, you have more friends then you ever thought.

    • @mrfelipesensei
      @mrfelipesensei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And less friends also

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Money corrupts people

    • @youtubeaccount1926
      @youtubeaccount1926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      don't play bud, do something else with that money, it's not meant to happen to get rich the easy way, will screw with your mental state if you lose or win

    • @psychronic8327
      @psychronic8327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey man I'm like a god I only exist when people need me

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Does that make one more or less lonely?

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6162

    Guy who wins lottery: *dies*
    Everyone within a 100 mile radius: *It’s free real estate*

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Not if he swallows the lottery ticket before dying

    • @khorps4756
      @khorps4756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mr Guest someone would take a knife and rip open his stomach to get that thing

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@khorps4756 that is being desperate

    • @hollywoodshopaholic
      @hollywoodshopaholic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally

    • @ralphlotus
      @ralphlotus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #putmetoyourear

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    You gotta appreciate Thirteen as one of the few who could parry House's cynicism.

    • @paulcolburn3855
      @paulcolburn3855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What I appreciate is Olivia Wilde did a full frontal nude scene once. Probably the only reason why they cast her on House.

    • @Janon743
      @Janon743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@paulcolburn3855 that’s silly for it to be the only reason, obviously her acting skills reached what was needed for House MD to be the show that it was

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@paulcolburn3855 that was years after she left the show.

    • @Jahnavi4464
      @Jahnavi4464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@paulcolburn3855she is a good actress and justified her role

  • @yudhaputra7035
    @yudhaputra7035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    When i watch this episode, i was thinking "did his friend just get out with 10 million checks in his hand ?"

    • @noahmeyerhoff9470
      @noahmeyerhoff9470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Is this episode not on Amazon Prime? I can’t find it there

    • @MrShroomed
      @MrShroomed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Semper fidelis Semper Paratus so what happens? how do you "cash" it in?

    • @may-m507
      @may-m507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Semper fidelis Semper Paratus What if he cashes the check after he dies?

    • @NinjaOnANinja
      @NinjaOnANinja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@may-m507 did you read the steps?

    • @coolL9457
      @coolL9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@noahmeyerhoff9470 yes it is, its season 7 episode 20 'changes'. the description on this video is incorrect. Amazon prime has every single episode of house md from season1 to 8 i can 100% confirm for you.

  • @cher_cherry46
    @cher_cherry46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    Me: *wins lottery*
    My mom’s side of the family: *hey sweetie, remember me?*

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Kinda similar. My dad passed away rapidly, his kids got his retirement account and relatives we had never met came out the woodwork begging for favors. People can be really pathetic.

    • @dawnbroker5156
      @dawnbroker5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@silverblade357, that's life for you. Everyone is selfish.

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god that hits close to home

    • @ZinniaLP
      @ZinniaLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha same

    • @ethangray2295
      @ethangray2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah no

  • @Mister_Burner
    @Mister_Burner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    dude looks like billy ray cyrus

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He going down the old town road with Lil Nas x

    • @eem5097
      @eem5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or Lebowski

    • @SPECTRE_Madman
      @SPECTRE_Madman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No he actually looks like gun that character from DC

    • @gengarvenom
      @gengarvenom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He looks more like Harvey Bullock

    • @jakenolan1917
      @jakenolan1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Markus Rochin finally somebody said something about bullock

  • @sarahohandley144
    @sarahohandley144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    Plot twist: the dude falls in love with House

    • @fatimashahid8468
      @fatimashahid8468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sarah O'Handley I ship.

    • @xerthus345
      @xerthus345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Plot twist: he is asexual sociopath

    • @sarahohandley144
      @sarahohandley144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kaczka oh my lanta I like that so much betterrrrrr

    • @janesmith699
      @janesmith699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Plot twist, he stops handing out ten million dollar checks to individuals and actually does something good with the money, like help war vets and disabled people and abandoned puppies and orphans. Why would his "friend" need ten million? No one needs that much unless they have medical needs or something.

    • @MomMom4Cubs
      @MomMom4Cubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xerthus345 Better character arc!

  • @chimestonks
    @chimestonks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    thirteen was the only one that ever fully understood him

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      and kutner the only one who could really be him

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because they both have similar way of thinking, the difference was that 13 acknowledged the things House didn't

    • @Dogeathotdog1
      @Dogeathotdog1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

    • @theredscum4202
      @theredscum4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      13 raped all the male patients didn't you know that was revealed in the last episode?

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SnuffIt I think it's because they both have something that everyone wants, but not all.

  • @luidiez
    @luidiez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Props to Thirteen for calling out the girl's fake contacts

  • @MrJenpaul123
    @MrJenpaul123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1700

    If you have money, kept it secret. Then the world might be so accommodating for you, but along with it, you gotta live with the lies. More money, more friends, and more fake friends.

    • @carolsimpson4422
      @carolsimpson4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I have a rich uncle I barely speak to though as I've got older i really grew to admire his wit and wisdom. But I'm scared to call or write jic he or anyone else perceives me to have ulterior motives ..no wonder rich people are afraid of fake friends- all the nice people are afraid of looking like suckups so the only "regular" folks they deal with are mercenaries lol

    • @xyoopridex
      @xyoopridex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I heard that in some states when you win the lottery, the public announcement is unavoidable.

    • @EbolaSquirrel
      @EbolaSquirrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its only legal in some states to win anonymously. I would tell nobody I won,and just pay for dinner and snacks for friends and things. I would still be paranoid as hell.

    • @Charziken
      @Charziken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In my state you literally have to go public with your name, where you bought the ticket and your city of residence... you basically dox yourself if you win here

    • @Careidina342
      @Careidina342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Charziken Which I think is pretty stupid. "Hey, you won the lotto! Let's paint a nice big ol' bullseye on your back."

  • @mikecane
    @mikecane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    "Lotteries are stupid" -- yet SOMEONE eventually wins. Except for Lupus. Because it's never Lupus. #TeamLupus

    • @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174
      @pasijutaulietuviuesas9174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Someone did eventually win even lupus.

    • @kiminari9921
      @kiminari9921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was me. I won lupus

    • @mickeyboy90
      @mickeyboy90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone collectively loses

    • @jfj876
      @jfj876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Said never Selena Gomez.

    • @meMYSELFnU
      @meMYSELFnU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know, I've got a friend that's a medic and he tells me lupus isn't actually as rare as the show makes it seem. There are loads of people with it in the real world, including Selena Gomez.

  • @josephhunt3693
    @josephhunt3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    If you didn't "love' me before I hit it big... I won't believe you after.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well... unless they meet you after you do. It's not like it'll be written on your forehead. ;)

    • @AustinMichael
      @AustinMichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Why do you think movie stars and other people who hit it big one way or another only date and marry within that echelon of people? Money makes it so we could never believe anyone. Only people who really have partners in any form that are just normal while they are wealthy are ones who were around before they hit it big.

    • @Fif0l
      @Fif0l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AustinMichael it's not exactly that. It's also the fact that you have more in common with other people who made it big, starting with the fact that you hang around a lot more rich people when you're rich, and people who started on the same level in childhood may hate you, because your success highlights their inadequacies.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessiehogue. Well...duh, obviously. But they probably meant people who knew them before success. It's usually implied when such things are said.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 Just like how my comment was implying humorous intent. But hey, nowadays, even smileys aren't enough to convey anything properly.

  • @georgexatz4162
    @georgexatz4162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Everyone : "Oh I suddenly saw you have won and now I love you"

  • @DanSKull13
    @DanSKull13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    I just hope he remembered to cancel that 10 mil check in time 😬

    • @auturgicflosculator2183
      @auturgicflosculator2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Would probably take minimum 3 days before the bank allows the transfer to go through~

    • @TheBurnknight
      @TheBurnknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@auturgicflosculator2183 also when its a 10 million dollar check it needs to be verified by the one who wrote it. a 10 million dollar check does not just go through like a 100 dollar one

    • @mattgilbert7347
      @mattgilbert7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah there are strict protocols when it comes to large amounts of money, and they take time.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    People like this make me sick. Only coming to you for money

    • @Sev51
      @Sev51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So, in the end, they took the money...?

    • @dushikorsou1
      @dushikorsou1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      There is a reason why people usually don't want their names mentioned when they win the lottery. Everybody just expects because you have money you will give them money for free.

    • @viennasavage9110
      @viennasavage9110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Sev51 indeed. they explained at the end of the story that he continues to spend it all on the birth mark girl

    • @hannahsharpe9554
      @hannahsharpe9554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is actually my dad unfortunately

    • @ChelseaKMusee
      @ChelseaKMusee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Leaches appear in human form when you have money.

  • @thegreathufflepuff7877
    @thegreathufflepuff7877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Me: *wins lottery*
    40th cousins, 10 times removed that I've never met before: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

    • @MrSilvUr
      @MrSilvUr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hey, there. Wanna be friends?
      :-P

    • @kawa1755
      @kawa1755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My cousin won 10 million his parents were kidnapped and killed. Along with his ex gf lmao. That one was just sad.

    • @db9944
      @db9944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aiden Jones Removed goes both directions. Time traveler who wants to invest. Even modest interest with a small amount of money could accumulate well over 600 years

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s actually most people in the world

    • @thegreathufflepuff7877
      @thegreathufflepuff7877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jones Aiden indeed

  • @folkengames
    @folkengames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    There's lots of reasons to love Remy (13), but I think house likes her specifically bc she DOES have worse luck & life experience than he does. She's immune to the pity card and tells him the truth better than anyone.

    • @JoJoGranum
      @JoJoGranum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah House does appreciate her . In a twisted way . He always has an odd way he cares . Example : Wilson at the end . (Spoiler alert)

    • @newmoonwithface
      @newmoonwithface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JoJoGranum putting the spoiler alert after the message....

    • @stavik96
      @stavik96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@JoJoGranum
      For the future the way you do spoiler alerts is usually something like this
      SPOILER ALERT FOR SEASON 8 DOWN BELOW!!!
      Insert spoiler here.

    • @JoJoGranum
      @JoJoGranum ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stavik96 kk ty

  • @Limpi43
    @Limpi43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    That's why I'm always suspecious when someone who haven't contact me in the past 10 years suddenly appears.
    And I didn't win 10M on lottery (sadly).

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's actually a blessing in disguise if you don't win the lottery. Winning the lottery is more hell than it is good.

    • @mudyao
      @mudyao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Usually trying to get you into pyramids schemes

    • @demo2382
      @demo2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      To be fair, you havent contacted them either.

    • @debojitrabha2502
      @debojitrabha2502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @kaiz1845
      @kaiz1845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      See, the secret is to just have no friends whatsoever, permanently. That way, after you win the lottery, you can know for sure that *all* the friends who suddenly show up are fake friends lol.

  • @radhikavij5921
    @radhikavij5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “Noo Fraud was a fraud. You may stay miserable, but your long lost love is not going to be the reason why.”
    Epic

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    2:56 'You're lucky you're hot and smart, because well, you're just lucky you're hot and smart.' That was hilarious to me for some reason.

    • @selkirkswift
      @selkirkswift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Drew B because it’s really just as simple as that

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@selkirkswift Indeed. :D

    • @eNiteGaming
      @eNiteGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@827Drew I mean "you got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom." Is an amazong line imho

    • @kartikkenny1
      @kartikkenny1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What does this line mean, in the context? Like, why did he say it then?

    • @827Drew
      @827Drew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kartikkenny1 It means, some people are lucky. Forget the smart part. Imagine you're a hot girl. Walk around for a while. People will give you things, for nothing.

  • @giannivandenbosch7864
    @giannivandenbosch7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    People show their real side when you either loose everything, or they gain everything.
    And people show their worst side when you either gain everything or they have something to gain.

  • @mrroboshadow
    @mrroboshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    its patients like these that made me wish there was like a bonus episode that followed up on former patients

  • @StuartHollingsead
    @StuartHollingsead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I just want Gale to make me his legendary coffee"
    "Is that to much to ask?"

  • @cornfed123567
    @cornfed123567 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It's amazing how many lottery winners find the love of their life a few days later, man some guys just have all the luck in the world

  • @Garousimp
    @Garousimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "Hi :D"
    "Hi :)"
    *"BLURGHHHH"*

    • @psyl0s
      @psyl0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kermit_san_ 420 keec

    • @Garousimp
      @Garousimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@psyl0s no idea what you said but okay buddy :)

    • @selkirkswift
      @selkirkswift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      South Park Stan all grown up

    • @psyl0s
      @psyl0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Garousimp i was sleeping lol!

    • @berkokten4444
      @berkokten4444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats stan and wendy

  • @EclipsaMyrtenaster
    @EclipsaMyrtenaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    My guy just gave his "friend" 10 mil, got denied, and got replaced in 1 go.
    Y I K E R S.

    • @amagimofumofu6549
      @amagimofumofu6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He didnt give him 10 mil , only a check , which he can tell the bank that he refuses the depot of , so the 2 scamming twats got nothing in the end

  • @sidtom2741
    @sidtom2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “You have a life-expectancy of... a pretty good sitcom” 😂😂

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    DON'T GIVE THAT MONEY TO HIM HE WILL JUST USE IT TO FUND HIS METH LAB!!!

    • @DEATH_ANGEL1178
      @DEATH_ANGEL1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TOUGH MAN RANDY SAVAGE hahah braking bad reference are great

    • @Forsentv2
      @Forsentv2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      im surprised that there are small amount of comments about breaking bad

    • @acespec4713
      @acespec4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gale Boetticher b like

    • @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X
      @100PercentTHCfilmsX420X 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @armandomiranda2037
      @armandomiranda2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think he'd need to make a meth lab with that much money he wasn't a bad guy to begin with 😂

  • @jessical4866
    @jessical4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    If you didn’t love me before the lottery, you don’t deserve me at $10 million.

    • @dansmith6990
      @dansmith6990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no one loved you before either, and you'll never with $10 million lawl

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dansmith6990What a cruel statement. You must be such a joy in life.

  • @adrianrichardson5257
    @adrianrichardson5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    All this cancer is saving his life

  • @seriall1337
    @seriall1337 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My dad used to tell me a story about a guy he knew who was a multimillionaire. He liked to dress like a poor person and didnt like telling people he was rich. It was the only way he could tell if people genuinely enjoyed his company and that's how he met his wife.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are sign too, in this episode especially a red flag when the guy opens the envelope to check the ckeck.

  • @NewhamMatt
    @NewhamMatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Donal Logue is a fantastic actor. Loved him in Gotham.

    • @709mash
      @709mash 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. Very underrated.

    • @randallmcgrath9345
      @randallmcgrath9345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gotham had a solid 5 seasons. Overall actually better than the other DC shows cause Flash was only good for first 3 seasons and the 4th was okayish and Arrow only good for firsr 3 seasons or 4

    • @keithjones589
      @keithjones589 ปีที่แล้ว

      how did I forget he was in an episode of house

  • @averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh
    @averageGoat_meh_eh_eh_eh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The absolute first thing you should when winning the lottery; hire a damn good lawyer and keep your mouth shut.

    • @joelmatus9442
      @joelmatus9442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The lawyer finna put work to yet that money too. Stay fucking woke. Trust nobody.

    • @claytonallen3397
      @claytonallen3397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joelmatus9442 invest the money in gold. Trust no one. Tell NO ONE

  • @michaelweston6083
    @michaelweston6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1395

    Olivia Wilde is seriously the prettiest women I have ever seen.

    • @Mr_Landfall_MTG
      @Mr_Landfall_MTG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed there

    • @lokanoda
      @lokanoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There's only one of her though

    • @michaelweston6083
      @michaelweston6083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Sherlock Holmes Odette is a 10/10 but Olivia is a 11/10

    • @scowler92
      @scowler92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dunno, looks like a lot of makeup there.

    • @senseinuuh
      @senseinuuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Then you clearly haven't seen me...

  • @Nothing-sl5ro
    @Nothing-sl5ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Patient is actually a real cool and diverse actor. Wonder what he does next.

    • @Wolfgangus_Theophilus
      @Wolfgangus_Theophilus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He just finished Gotham.

    • @geoffreygriffiths1385
      @geoffreygriffiths1385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And a great LAPD officer

    • @nickb2208
      @nickb2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He does a lot but that doesn't make him a good actor. I think he's meh, is he better than your average young rich Jew yes is he built for HBO level dramas no he'd be best in something like my name is Earl.

    • @Vexingwings0052
      @Vexingwings0052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And an even better GCPD one

    • @jeffbrehove2614
      @jeffbrehove2614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And he was a funny father figure in Grounded For Life

  • @inyalgaico1563
    @inyalgaico1563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Almost half way into the vid...... WHERE THE HELL IS HOUSE!?

    • @trenchcoatjoe1891
      @trenchcoatjoe1891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The other half

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jeez, this series has other characters too, you can last 5 minutes without House... This episode pretty much focused on lottery guy and 13.

    • @prosperity2723
      @prosperity2723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My boi is probably on another side quest again

    • @NoName-ms8jb
      @NoName-ms8jb 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was "housed" away somewhere. HARHARHAR!!!

  • @blindfire3167
    @blindfire3167 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    To think, Gale Boetticher went on to use that money to go through a Chemistry degree in Southeast Asia and went back to New Mexico to create the world's purest meth lmao

    • @DoomOfTheNoldor
      @DoomOfTheNoldor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except he didn’t create the world’s purest meth. That was Walter White

    • @blindfire3167
      @blindfire3167 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DoomOfTheNoldor "ACKSHYULLYY" 🤓🤓🤓

  • @TheJavierMartinez88
    @TheJavierMartinez88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    9:11"You have the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom" Har Har House.
    Trying to break the fourth wall there, uh?

    • @sarasamaletdin4574
      @sarasamaletdin4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      House isn’t a sitcom so I don’t think that’s a fourth wall break.

  • @victorcabanelas
    @victorcabanelas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Damn, I miss this show! That dialogue between and House and 13 at the end was so good!

  • @ScrotN
    @ScrotN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Remember. If you win a lottery and your ex is back. You’re not lucky.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "As opposed to the same Starfleet-issued tunic?" - As a trekkie, that made me laugh, also, as I slipped a disc in my spine this morning, that also hurt a lot!!! :P

  • @tacticallemon7518
    @tacticallemon7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Guy: sneezes
    American healthcare system: *hippity hoppity your lottery is my property*

  • @glennryan3921
    @glennryan3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "You're lucky you're hot and smart"
    Idk why I lost it there

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Before moving to Gotham Harvey Bullock was in a long lasting friendship with Gale Boetticher

  • @Inn0IWNL
    @Inn0IWNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Me: * wins lottery *
    Dad: *TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER*

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Imagine you're in the hospital, you've been diagnosed with cancer, and the doctor comes into your room and tells you "We're giving you more cancer."

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Want to like this comment, but it's at the good number of likes.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicholasfarrell5981 I respect that.

    • @ItsMrBozToYou
      @ItsMrBozToYou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Later: "We actually gave you *less* cancer. Oops?"

  • @OFLIN
    @OFLIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Where's the money Lebowski?"
    That's what i thought seeing him :D

  • @awesomeat
    @awesomeat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    8:13 Mysterious lady: I'm your old flame. For realz.
    Lottery winning patient: I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some proof, lady, whip out yer baby bear.
    Mysterious lady proceeds to prove her claim.
    Gale Boetticher: Firk!

  • @scottys1423
    @scottys1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Lotteries are stupid," says the genetic lottery winner.

    • @TheAnnasmee2
      @TheAnnasmee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Do... you watch the show? She has huntingtons

    • @WimsK45
      @WimsK45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's no genetic lottery. Only karma.

    • @scottys1423
      @scottys1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheAnnasmee2: The character does, the actress does not.

    • @scottys1423
      @scottys1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WimsK45 Open your eyes. Of course there is.

    • @WimsK45
      @WimsK45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottys1423 There is absolutely not. Only positive or negative karma. You really think all of this is random ??

  • @silverblade357
    @silverblade357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Man wins $100M.
    Man goes to charity like, "I'll pay you $50M if you tell everyone I gave you $100M."

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, you could, but there tends to be paperwork around that kind of thing, especially as the tax collectors will be looking to see if they have a claim.
      Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Sometimes.

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@michaelccozens nice

  • @typicalwalrusk8424
    @typicalwalrusk8424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Gale from Breaking Bad and king horik from vikings

    • @jakenolan1917
      @jakenolan1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daniel Hardman and Harvey Bullock

    • @rositasultana6835
      @rositasultana6835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, Gale...good catch.

    • @greywilds_2765
      @greywilds_2765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Donal logue from real life

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bullock didn’t get tricked into shooting a subordinate by pig headed serial killer just be known as King Horik.

  • @Luison40
    @Luison40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Patient: Get out both of you!
    Guy : leaves the room straight to the bank to cash the check before it gets cancelled

    • @kittyvsmedia7065
      @kittyvsmedia7065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Luis Perez luckily for the man checks that large have to be double confirmed by the guy who wrote it. Meaning when they try to cash it the bank will call and ask about it and he can cancel it

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kittyvsmedia7065 word

  • @ReganADHD
    @ReganADHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When the growth factor shrank the tumors, I could see House just saying "Sooooo pump him with MORE growth factors. Get a garden hose if you have one".

  • @beachcomber2008
    @beachcomber2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    _"We are who we are. Lotteries are stupid."_ - Amen to that.

  • @Lee-ud8oo
    @Lee-ud8oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You're lucky because you are hot and smart"-Taub to Thirteen.

  • @tamerafarly7666
    @tamerafarly7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Is that the man from Gotham?

  • @life.with.too.many.animals9411
    @life.with.too.many.animals9411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that you "loved someone" but couldn't even recognize them is insane....if you were 6 years old SURE but as an adult, that woman looked nothing like the other.

  • @anthonymendez1997
    @anthonymendez1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “On The Line” -The Limetree Warehouse is the song that plays at the end (one of my favorite songs used in the series) @8:07

    • @Badaneco5
      @Badaneco5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks was looking for the song name

  • @daniharkness00
    @daniharkness00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I win the lottery the first thing I’m getting is amnesia.

  • @bbeen40
    @bbeen40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "he'll always be hopeful, so he'll always be happy."
    That explains why I'm so misrable...

  • @Dyl482
    @Dyl482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    9:51 This is the only time House looks directly into the camera in an almost- breaking the 4th wall type way. I wonder what the point of that was

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First he talked about thirteen's life, then she about House's, maybe the look in the camera was to address the viewers about the same issues

  • @MoistMeter
    @MoistMeter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Me: wins the lottery
    My family: *I serve the Soviet union*

  • @CRUZTYPANCAKES
    @CRUZTYPANCAKES 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Harvey and Gale, Detective and Meth manufacturer. Perfect duo

  • @ruthcleopatra
    @ruthcleopatra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    It's never Lupus.....

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except that one time

  • @kalabell4098
    @kalabell4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hubby and I have agreed that if we ever win the lottery, we're keeping it quiet from everyone for this exact reason

    • @claytonallen3397
      @claytonallen3397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good idea

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront ปีที่แล้ว

      and then he kills you

    • @mikebliss1835
      @mikebliss1835 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's another way to make people hate you. Because then they'll be like "Why didn't you tell me?"
      The only to win the lottery is not to play.

  • @IAmSnuffles
    @IAmSnuffles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me, four seconds into the video: Oh my gosh, it's Harvey!
    Me, eight seconds into the video: OH MY GOSH IT'S GALE

  • @TheNuckinFoob
    @TheNuckinFoob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is exactly why you hire a lawyer to claim lottery winnings if your state allows it. Keep your name as far away from it as possible, otherwise friends and family will come out of the woodwork begging for handouts. If a state requires you claim the winnings under your own name you should file a legal name change to something incredibly exotic or rare but still a relatively normal sounding name then, after you get your winnings, you can legally change it back to your normal name. This way your legitimate name isn't attached to it at all. 👍

  • @CA-bw9vw
    @CA-bw9vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how Hardman's actor plays an equally smarmy guy here. Seems like that's his specialty 😂

    • @biclopse8731
      @biclopse8731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still trying to steal money, wonder if it's for the same mistress 😆

  • @JustARandomSomething
    @JustARandomSomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He use to be a lowlife and live in a caravan until he became rich, then he blew up his caravan and lived the high life.. Theory of a deadman anyone?

  • @isaiahperez3458
    @isaiahperez3458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:57 yeah very nice response Taub

  • @RobeonMew
    @RobeonMew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Let's hope he voided that check

  • @kangar1797
    @kangar1797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:10 “You’ve got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom” damn

  • @napiernygma8075
    @napiernygma8075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    another reason why house and 13 got the most special relationship in the series

  • @Leongon
    @Leongon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never tell anyone when you are suddendly wealthy, specially your family as they are the most likely to feel entitled to it. Only tell the one or two people who helped you get there.

  • @Perfectt852
    @Perfectt852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Even tho I could use money like that and it really change my life. My friendship could never be bought. I only want friends that will be their when I'm really at my deep end. When I wanted to end it all. I saw who my real friends were and those who truly cared. That was the day I realized I truly wasn't alone.

  • @simunator
    @simunator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the writers for this show was FANTASTIC.

  • @12345jli
    @12345jli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:57 thirteen and house scenes are always the best

  • @tigerqueen7923
    @tigerqueen7923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    When you win the lottery they don’t give you all the money at once and you lose a bunch to taxes

    • @nightwolf48nm
      @nightwolf48nm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You're right about the tax but I think in different states you can choose to get the money on a schedule or all at once.

    • @bs4e
      @bs4e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You guys in America get taxed on lottery winnings??

    • @pulsartech2945
      @pulsartech2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bs4e yup, it counts as income

    • @bs4e
      @bs4e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pulsartech2945 sucks for you'll

    • @user-wq9mw2xz3j
      @user-wq9mw2xz3j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bs4e lol imagine there being something you are not taxed on

  • @melanies3355
    @melanies3355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Are we not gonna talk about how Jennifer is Anne Shirley?

  • @TheWolfbay
    @TheWolfbay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    you should never else anyone know you won the lottery, it might be a heavy burden, but if you need a friend to share this secret with... ill be here for you :^)

  • @kallyannabanana3723
    @kallyannabanana3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    HE STILL TOOK THE MONEY THOOO

    • @leahalford9432
      @leahalford9432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’ll take days for a 10 million check to go through and he probably had it voided.

    • @noobel9238
      @noobel9238 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can call the bank and void any check payment. Also once it goes over a specific payment amount they legally have to contact him and get his okay on the check

  • @blackdog6969
    @blackdog6969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taub pulling the Trek reference was great

  • @morbjrn5265
    @morbjrn5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The end song is On The Line by The Limetree Warehouse

  • @boimantoby5797
    @boimantoby5797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:09 yo it’s Gail

  • @mactire6045
    @mactire6045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Everytime i see Donal Logue it makes me sad that we didn't get more than one season of Terriers. It was literally the best show of the last 15 years that was cancelled after 1 season.

  • @exi8550
    @exi8550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    you guys have the seasons and episodes all whacked up on a ton of episodes

  • @GeoffBosco
    @GeoffBosco 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw Donal Logue in the thumbnail and not having seen a single episode of Gotham I wondered where tf he disappeared to. It's good to know he's still relevant even if I was unaware. Been a huge fan of him ever since his Jimmy the cab driver MTV spot days.
    Also: It's Gale Boetticher!

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He left sons of anarchy for that role, screw-up the antagonist of the whole season and had a great character killed off in a hurry

  • @LordGingerBerry
    @LordGingerBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “You got the life expectancy of a pretty good sitcom.”

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so paranoid about people's intentions that I don't think that I could get fake friends

  • @huuamai8151
    @huuamai8151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He should have said, "Touche" at the end.

  • @ItsCrayon
    @ItsCrayon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I cannot get over that Harvey from Gotham and that guy from breaking bad are both in this episode.

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:02 True.
    As for the pasient, I feel bad for people that win big on the lottery, it totally changes the way people treat you. Think I've heard plenty of stories about relatives murdering their own just to inherit the money they won as well. If I ever win I hope it's an okay but still relatively small sum, as much fun as it would be to have 20 mill euro or something it would just make life worse in many aspects.

  • @kloomfn
    @kloomfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Me:wins lottery
    my dad that has been "dead" for 6 years: hi i heard you in the newspaper
    Me: plz dont

  • @FireOccator
    @FireOccator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The real unhappiness comes when he realizes that those lottery winnings get taxed and wired in portions over decades.

  • @milessmith6611
    @milessmith6611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Harvey from Gotham and Gale from Breaking Bad. What an awesome cast!