story at 40:10 about the robot is that it hitchhicked completely unscathed all throughout Europe, and like 3 days into hitchhiking the US it was found beaten up and mugged in a ditch in Philadelphia I believe
@@DistractedGlobeGuy you know it absolutely could have been because that was the first place i thought of but then Philly is a close second in my mind for a city of concentrated assholes
@@matthewlizmi1912The key difference is Cory's brain dissolved to mush from futa porn, while Jerma is simply too focused on the devious acts he commits on a regular basis to be concerned with such trifles
I love how nonsensical the main story is: first a guy finds a bunch of tapes, then his cat dies, then it’s implied he’s actually a cat killer, and then he just somehow dies and gets sacrificed to a flesh pit
There are no friends anymore. The OneyPlays crew has congealed into a massive glob that slowly shifts and rotates in front of a TV and recording equipment.
Tomar’s lack of emotion when killing innocent people either shows that he has become accustomed to manslaughter or that he was a sociopath from the beginning
Editor find the video of the hitchhiker robot getting his ass beat, zoom into the face of the assailant, reveal it to be Joshua Tomar. Thank you editor.
The movie also uses Boards of Canada music at the end. It's a great use of their song Gyroscope, it's extremely unsettling. You'll recognize them from Salad Fingers as the main song that plays through the series.
@@thecreativitysyndrome don’t listen to the other guy. They’re just being difficult, I also heard he likes like bad things and stuff. You wouldn’t agree with a person who likes bad things and stuff would you?
“HitchBOT’s trip came to an end last night in Philadelphia after having spent a little over two weeks hitchhiking and visiting sites in Boston, Salem, Gloucester, Marblehead, and New York City,” the hitchBOT “family” said on its website. “Unfortunately, hitchBOT was vandalized overnight in Philadelphia; sometimes bad things happen to good robots.” I was going to insert a fake defamatory statement from Tomar/Corey as the perpetrator of this for a laugh and half...something something "Tomar's robot's better be wearing Jimmies" moral of the story. don't hitchhike....and if you do, don't do it in Philly...especially if you're a replicant. You will end up robbed, dismembered, and thrown out near the Newgrounds office. Thanks for the great content as always!
I'd punch in with a timecard when I was working at a butcher shop in '09. It would grab your card and not let go from time to time, smearing the timestamp as you wrestled your card away, so you'd have to write your clock-in time by hand. It didn't always happen, but it did often enough that a pen was kept on a string by the clock. I figure that punch-clock must have been one of the very last ones in active use.
34:35 i am once again BEGGING AND PLEADING (shitting/pissing) in hopes that they do corpse party for boneyplays Edit: i am once again CRYING AND SNIVELING (shitting/pissing) because they didn't do corpse party for boneyplays
What Corey forgot to mention is that the hitchhiking robot got all the way through Canada safely and when they put it in the USA it immediately got torn apart in Philly lol. So the scary place was literally where they all lived for years xD
The kind of singer you're thinking of is called a "crooner" and it's a dying breed mostly relegated in present times to autotuned Vegas players singing for soccer moms and Hallmark films.
12:15 cmon every tomar drive drive drive‼️ 12:38 hey got any grapes 14:16 toemars many names (Thomas Tomar Etiquette Jr is the best one) 15:12 British Tomar 33:53 Cory's only weaknesses
It's a shame so much of this game sucked, I'd like them to play more Puppet Combo games like "Nun Massacre". And i wish they had played more "Night at the Gates of Hell". At least the final jumpscare was great.
53:39 deloreans are slow because of the gear ratios theyre actually very light the entire frame is fiberglass, the body panels are stainless and the engine is aluminum. they used to race these cars back in the day theyre not slow
40:30 if I remember correctly, that robot was actually cross country. As in, it visited multiple countries, and made it out A-ok. Then it was dropped off in America. I wanna say New York. And it got destroyed. So. Yay us. :/
the voice acting with the filter is so great at first i thought the game just had hilariously out of place acting
same lmfaoo
AI scams are going to leave you on the streets my friend
I love the effort put into bit crushing the voice lines during these.
Just like the other one I thought it was the actual game audio for a second lmao
The amount of times I've watched something thinking it was the real voice acting for a moment is embarrassing 😭
Ermm, that's not bit crush 🤓☝️
story at 40:10 about the robot is that it hitchhicked completely unscathed all throughout Europe, and like 3 days into hitchhiking the US it was found beaten up and mugged in a ditch in Philadelphia I believe
Sounds about right for philly
Poor Hitchbot made it across the Netherlands, Germany, and Canada, then got destroyed beyond repair after 2 weeks in the USA lmao
@@moonfish3638they stole his hat, ripped his arms off, shot him in his leg, and left him battered in a ditch after being beat down with a blunt object
The only thing that really scares me is Tomar potentially breaking out of prison and resuming his unhinged murder spree.
Bad timing man 😅
Sick twisted mind of history's worst monster. Toshua Jomar.
"she panicked and i got scared!" while following a woman into an alleyway to shoot her
This aged like milk
@@GIZAGOGAME Oh lord what I miss
That robot survived for months until it arrived in Philadelphia. Then it learned what hate was. Skynet was born that day
Wasn't it Baltimore?
Rip hitchbot
@@DistractedGlobeGuy you know it absolutely could have been because that was the first place i thought of but then Philly is a close second in my mind for a city of concentrated assholes
it was philly @@DistractedGlobeGuy
“The Gang Kills A Robot”
Only Cory can somehow turn Saarlac Pit into Snorlax Tube
Falling into the Snorlax Tube off the Ben Drowned Tower because I got fired from my job at the Retard Sponge Factory.
Or turning Frank Sinatra into Johnny Cash at 51:33
I recall Jerma of all people also making the Sarlacc/Snorlax flip as well, great minds truly do think alike
@@matthewlizmi1912The key difference is Cory's brain dissolved to mush from futa porn, while Jerma is simply too focused on the devious acts he commits on a regular basis to be concerned with such trifles
@@DistractedGlobeGuyAt least it wasn’t the Uncle Ben Tower
I hope this blows up so they can finally afford different voice actors for Cory and Tomar
Especially Cory...
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoonWhat's wrong with Cory?
There's something really fitting about someone telling Cory he has BPD and he thinks it might mean Big Penis Disease.
Gee, thanks!
continues to beat Lexi for not making the bed that morning.
really loving this new oneyplays format featuring Chris, Cory, Tomar, Cory, Chris and Tomar
I love how nonsensical the main story is: first a guy finds a bunch of tapes, then his cat dies, then it’s implied he’s actually a cat killer, and then he just somehow dies and gets sacrificed to a flesh pit
"I'm doing this against my will" Tomar says, covering his grounds.
Who knew Miles “Tails” Prowler could be terrifying? Cant wait to hear some spooky stories of my favorite little inventor in this video!
Thats not Tails😨😨😨
I wish they used the old boney plays intro where they do the scary voice that says "WiTh fRiEnDs!"
There are no friends anymore. The OneyPlays crew has congealed into a massive glob that slowly shifts and rotates in front of a TV and recording equipment.
I miss it too, I also miss it when they had that in their normal intros
They got to the marriage part of Fear and Hunger @@paulj6805
@@paulj6805that's what years of exposure to the Tomar Emeralds will do to you.
@@paulj6805k
13:22 Tomars predator instincts kicked in. Zero hesitation. Absolutely chilling to witness.
Tomar’s lack of emotion when killing innocent people either shows that he has become accustomed to manslaughter or that he was a sociopath from the beginning
9:17 Tomar nonchalantly microwaves a kitten for no discernable reason. *Hrmmm* 🙁
Editor find the video of the hitchhiker robot getting his ass beat, zoom into the face of the assailant, reveal it to be Joshua Tomar.
Thank you editor.
1:12:52 One of the funniest jump scare on this channel
I agree 😂
And 20 seconds later...
@@samuelorellana26031:13:12
Propane
tomar knew it was coming but still filled his diaper
Generic comment about Tomar commiting cardinal sins
With his katana no less
The movie corey mentioned is Sinister, writer finds 16mm videos of families dying. It's great if you're lookin for a good spookin
My favorite part is writer man watching the spoopy videos and hearing "booooooWaaaah boooooowaaah"
The movie also uses Boards of Canada music at the end. It's a great use of their song Gyroscope, it's extremely unsettling.
You'll recognize them from Salad Fingers as the main song that plays through the series.
@@Biohazmat21fuckin love Boards of Canada
Avoid the sequel, its one of the worst movies ever made
1:00 - (game intro)
4:42 - Spiders
10:57 - Feed Me Billy
22:56 - (that note they missed)
37:34 - The Riverside Incident
58:18 - Night Shift
1:14:13 - (ending)
Never do this again
Please do this again
I'm getting mixed messages here
@@thecreativitysyndrome don’t listen to the other guy. They’re just being difficult, I also heard he likes like bad things and stuff. You wouldn’t agree with a person who likes bad things and stuff would you?
It's amazing that tomar is such a good dad when he's so notoriously cruel to cats and other small animals
He truly fulfills his role as a proud cat dad
“HitchBOT’s trip came to an end last night in Philadelphia after having spent a little over two weeks hitchhiking and visiting sites in Boston, Salem, Gloucester, Marblehead, and New York City,” the hitchBOT “family” said on its website. “Unfortunately, hitchBOT was vandalized overnight in Philadelphia; sometimes bad things happen to good robots.”
I was going to insert a fake defamatory statement from Tomar/Corey as the perpetrator of this for a laugh and half...something something "Tomar's robot's better be wearing Jimmies" moral of the story. don't hitchhike....and if you do, don't do it in Philly...especially if you're a replicant. You will end up robbed, dismembered, and thrown out near the Newgrounds office. Thanks for the great content as always!
16:56 double-tapping a headless corpse - that's so Tomar!
even the way he says “I know I can’t leave witnesses”, its sickening
Justice 4 Dodgeball.
The scariest thing is by far is how Cory's brain works
I'm surprised Cory forgot the Frank Sinatra classic "I Dig a Hole, diggy diggy hole"
Tomar framed yet another man for microwaving a cat, his bloodlust is insatiable and soon his unbridled rage will lead him to microwaving babies.
I was excited to rewatch this until Dodgeball appeared
It's genuinely depressing
Yeah, it kinda ruins the good horror
Asking for jimmies on your ice cream is absolutely barbaric toemar is basically a human animal
The way Cory has to tell Tomar "You dont murder on a first date" makes me glad he's married, and also a bit nervous for his wife 😬
Ugh FIIIIINE I’ll watch it again
The man said mid jelq
Fucked up how PuppetCombo makes games based on Tomar's lived reality without asking.
I'd punch in with a timecard when I was working at a butcher shop in '09. It would grab your card and not let go from time to time, smearing the timestamp as you wrestled your card away, so you'd have to write your clock-in time by hand. It didn't always happen, but it did often enough that a pen was kept on a string by the clock. I figure that punch-clock must have been one of the very last ones in active use.
1:13:13 that is actually genuine fear, LMAO
IT SCARED ME SO BAD
You accidentally said "Bone-y" plays instead of "Oney" plays, not to embarrass whoever made the EGREGIOUS mistake😂😂😢
Poor dodgeball...
You guys should do more puppetcombo games
34:35 i am once again BEGGING AND PLEADING (shitting/pissing) in hopes that they do corpse party for boneyplays
Edit: i am once again CRYING AND SNIVELING (shitting/pissing) because they didn't do corpse party for boneyplays
Another (Complete Series)?! Its a BoneyPlays FEARacle!
"mid-maxing" is killing me
Tomar enjoyed those murders a little too much. Oney Plays nation lock your doors!
Yippee moment everyone
What Corey forgot to mention is that the hitchhiking robot got all the way through Canada safely and when they put it in the USA it immediately got torn apart in Philly lol. So the scary place was literally where they all lived for years xD
God I love watching three dudes stretch women
I really like Cory, I feel like he always has a banger bit
6:26 the duality of man
I remember PuppetCombo. What a legend
Scary Tails talks to Sonic
New Mashed cartoon
messy tails talks to sonic
And says the heck word right into his mouth
@@joshuahughes4704MAAAAASHED!
Still surprised they made a game about some of the atrocities Tomar has committed.
His recent spree is pretty crazy
Erm... can we get a Kendo Gun shopkeeper compilation plz?
💯. I fuckin love it when they do that voice.
Happy Haloween!
1:13:13 really got me, damnit.
This game doesn't suck so much so it's cool.
Trailer Park scene
*Tomar turns their heads to buckets of blood*
Corey: "they're perfect together now"
Happy Halloween Everyone 🎃
🎃
CORY BOREALIS!!!
Wow this game is kiiinda totes awesome sauce!!!
The kind of singer you're thinking of is called a "crooner" and it's a dying breed mostly relegated in present times to autotuned Vegas players singing for soccer moms and Hallmark films.
more cory? yippeee!
12:15 cmon every tomar drive drive drive‼️
12:38 hey got any grapes
14:16 toemars many names (Thomas Tomar Etiquette Jr is the best one)
15:12 British Tomar
33:53 Cory's only weaknesses
The drone thing is real! Look it up
There's a drone you can control in China or Korea?/ other places that you can control live and drive about
12:15 Cory brony confirmed
How does Cory confuse a box cutter with a Bowie knife 💀
I love reuploads for Oneyplays to make more money!
Dodgeball...
=(
It's a shame so much of this game sucked, I'd like them to play more Puppet Combo games like "Nun Massacre". And i wish they had played more "Night at the Gates of Hell". At least the final jumpscare was great.
Please LAPD don't let Tomar hurt Jaxi pleeeeease.
LAPD can't save her. Only the Rooftop Koreans have that power now.
Unfortunately bullet resistant vests do not stop spaghetti cans being thrown at 500 mph
it's so deranged how tomar the terrifying killed a bunch of people and filmed it in 1st person pov
Cory, that movie is Sinister.
Or is it Session 9?
Silent hill looks a lot different than I remember
we all long for the day Cory is finally diagnosed & ultimately sectioned by a qualified professional
he ran out of the new intro animations
It took me over 1100 licks to get to the center of one tootsie roll pop
i know cory is singing reel big fishs cover of new york at like 51:55, i know it in my bones
Love reel big fish dude
The shitty New York song was stuck in my brain already for some reason so it was incredibly jarring to hear Chris mangle it
@@lukeyskywalker1251 my favorite :)
53:39 deloreans are slow because of the gear ratios theyre actually very light the entire frame is fiberglass, the body panels are stainless and the engine is aluminum. they used to race these cars back in the day theyre not slow
I love scary tales
Yeah no. Fuck this game for this moment in particular: 32:20
Trigger warning btw something fucked up happens to the cat
He stubs his toes and screams an obscenity
So not le epique 😤
Brutally murdering innocent people :D
Le cat dies D:
Wow, take my rrrrrrrreddit gold kind stranger!!!! So THAT just happened!!!
Thanks for the trigger warning for a violent horror game. Whatever would we do.
Their manager must have told them that october is the most profitable month on yt or something
40:30 if I remember correctly, that robot was actually cross country. As in, it visited multiple countries, and made it out A-ok. Then it was dropped off in America. I wanna say New York. And it got destroyed. So. Yay us. :/
lol
They’re talking about Sinister 2012 at the beginning
Sinister is the movie coreys talking about
12:15 DORMANT SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATED
That’s insanely poetic and ironic how Corey doesn’t know what pragmatic means. 😂59:12
I like how youtube saw the vhs effect and thought it was fnaf
the only scary tale is the unfinished tale that takes place under ground
this video is to spooky
😮
That robot went to Philly and got trashed
that late stage 4 Seth Rogan then evolved into what we saw before us... Meth Brogan, the final form. god help us.
I wonder if they played stay out the house for boney
That was fantastic
OOGA BOOGA
Hi dodgeball, I love you!
Think the movie Corey was talking about Sinister
Here I am.
12:03 tell me that's not inside Lord jabu jabus belly.........
Hilarity ensues
i use a timecard puncher at my work
Ive never been this early
Scary tales scaring tails