Would you swipe right for Santa? - Adolescent Santa Claus
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#gaming #GameGrumps #Santa
And from that day forward, every December 21 would be known as Scromdus to a couple million people who would confuse everyone else by mentioning it.
Yeah I don't see it having the same marketability as Puhskinti day.
They should make a calendar with made up holidays and give them meanings. Like Wheres My Shit Day where you take something from your friend and hide it anywhere. Even outside of the house.
The stuff they will come up with
Clappy Scromdus, everyone!
Well, guess my birthday is also Scromdus from now on!!
Clappy scromdus
I like to think the protagonist of all the visual novel games is the same guy. Especially since Arin does the same voice every time.
Brandon Pallotto I was thinking the same thing
"Where's my stack of emergency potato's?!"
This poor dude got lost in the Japanese spirit world and survived and moved on to become a world-renowned surgeon, only to fail and somehow get sent all the way back to high school where his best friend killed herself and he was psychologically tortured by his clubmates. In his insanity he lost his mind in a world of his own making, made entirely out of poorly done doodles, where he knocked up a drawing and got murdered by his homer simpson child. He awoke from his coma, deeply psychologically scarred and became a serial panty thief with no remaining social skills to cope. Now he's dating loli santa I guess. How far he's fallen
@@ShadowTheDeathhog Still better than Twilight
I love the protagonist voice
I love how dan is still so traumatized from DDLC that he thinks every visual novel they play could turn horror at any moment.
His trust has been broken.
Rightfully so.
DDLC Provided a game experience he will NEVER forget, and really that’s what games should strive to do
Indeed
The summary of this game is: writer with seasonal depression and christmas trauma writes corrupt, loan shark, pyramid scheming Santa inside a child's body who took advantage of children for profit, who eats Rudolph and heckles a child about their hopes and dreams being taken away, mixed with the language confusion of Kitty Love. And that's it. It's weird, it crosses lines I didnt even know existed, and sucks all the magic out of Christmas, ironically somehow.
Oh, and there's almost a protest outside a city hall.
Merry Christmas.
I prefer my Santa to be homicidal (like Futurama).
Clappy Scromdus.
I was only five minutes in and I thought this was a joke
Oh how wrong I was
'writer'
I think the actual idea was that Santa lends out hopes and dreams, and fulfilling those hopes and dreams inspires others, paying back your debt in the process. Main character lost his hopes and dreams, thus is in 'inspiration debt' and is required to inspire 13 others. Her saying "Hopefully i'll have more help next year" and also the increasing number of people he is required to inspire each year sort of implies that she's training him to become the next santa clause.
I think that is the intended plot, but it's hard to tell. Also this game is hot garbage and I don't know why I wasted time deconstructing it. Happy Holidays.
Josh Whatever Giving Mr. No Grammar a little to much credit lol
So it's a little anime girl that's actually a hairy, fat elderly man? This game is just VR chat
My gist of that statement about the school suit is that, if the suit got removed she'd revert back into a hairy, fat elderly man. Who is now just wearing a thong.
Kinda wish I hadn't imagined that now :)
Nah vr chat has a better story and different plot
themineballoner 365 agreed
its every "gamer girl"
I'm pretty sure the story is trying to say that there's multiple Santa's, and when she joined and became a Santa, she wore that outfit to stop aging.
So, without the outfit, she's more likely an old lady.
"Santa was still tirelessly orbiting around me" is such a weird and hilarious sentence out of context
Like SpongeBob going "Eh, Squidward?"
how much better is it in context?
@@OffSatan I'm... not sure...
Kringle Space Program.
It’s like one of those sentences that’s grammatically correct but has no semantic value
santa asking for stuff back from the same person every 2 hours and then being disappointed when she doesn't get anything is the equivalent of me opening my fridge every 2 hours and hoping that new food appeared and then being disappointed
@Puptay id have to agree with you.
And then hitting your fridge repeatedly
Which we all do
I just want more appealing food
I knew deep down I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought of this
My fridge is a loot box, I always get the same thing
This entire game is a goddamn fever dream. Like, the premise itself wasnt even the weirdest part about it.
Exactly. First thing I thought was how in dreams, you don't question any context and just accept what is laid out in front of you as common knowledge and then you wake up, completely bewildered by your subconscious mind.
Santa: "Why don't we go out and protest to city hall?"
Arin: "WHHAATTT?!?!?!???"
I love how that comes right the hell out of nowhere after Arin says
"JUST. SOMETHING HAPPEN."
i watch this every time it pops up just for those parts
@@jaydenbuchanan8083 Watch it again.
I saw that part in a compilation and hunted this video down. Thankfully, your comment showed that I have come to the right place.
“Am I hallucinating? Or am I DANCER.”
I feel like Arin’s jokes catch me so off guard 😂
WAIT WHERE DID...HOW DID YOU GET THAT BURGIE IN YOUR USERNAME?
I just wanna... I just wanna D A N C E
@@Aodhan_Raith shes a member of the channel if this isnt sarcasm
@@Aodhan_Raith it's nice right?
Courtney He is so gud at that shit!
"Today is football"
"Today is Christmas Eve"
these games.. are breaking me down, please never stop
Clappy Schromdis
F O O T B A L L
@@novaroseoooooo merry *scrotus*
Isn’t “today is Christmas Eve” grammatically correct?
SasparillaGreg - yes 😂
The weirdest part is how there’s been this secret Santocalypse that’s only brought up like
“All the other Santa’s are dead”
“Woah”
“Anyways-“
Yeah why didn't we get any info on that has anyone even talked too the maker of this game to get any answers on anything
And how does being a schoolgirl save you from the Santa war if even civilians like the protagonist can tell the girl is Santa?
Olivia Carr
Let’s be honest... the Santapocalypse would’ve made a way better game!
@@Montesama314 BECAUSE SHUT UP!
They were hunted to near-extinction for their pelts. But thanks to a lot of people running 5k’s, they’re at a relatively stable population.
41:15 “I feel like I’m being read the monopoly rules” -Daniel Avidan
Also how is this a dating sim
@Garbage Trash She's actually Korean, apparently
Your icon is similar to mine....
That confused me because I was pretty sure I never made that comment. But then I realized I was being an idiot
@@BitTorrance Only badly translated and borinf
IT’S A DATING SIMULATOR?!
@@adrianhernandez1328 Not a dating sim. A "wholesome" sim
this was like sharing a stroke with someone
😂😂😂😂
This is the best anyone could’ve put it, this game made me scared of Christmas fsfgsrvervefvefvdf
I nearly had one reading this. *laughs in old man Muppet*
I feel my mind unraveling with each passing second.
You mean more than Pantsu Hunter? 🙃
Anko: "Today is football."
Me: "Today is football?"
Anko: "Today is football."
Today is Santa is extinction!.
Today is football.
@@chickenking67 Today is football?
@@-sanju- Today is football.
No, football is on Setember 21st.
I feel like they weren't reacting NEARLY enough to how insane this dialogue is. Like, after so many dating games they've just become desensitized lol
Yeah Monica left her impression lol
I had to pause after the eating Rudolph bit, maybe they are numb to the pain.
"JUST . . . SOMETHING HAPPEN!"
That made this whole thing worthwhile.
It really made me burst out laughing too. He's right, nothing is really happening in this game lol.
34:57
Yup, that's the jenga piece that made the tower fall for me.
Reminds me of a point in DDLC where they were just staring at the classroom and Arin says "So much happening in this game", but I doubt this game has such an insane twist.
why don't we go protest outside city hall?
35:28 That is the most genuine "WHAT?" I've heard in a while 😂😂😂
Hydreigon5466 HWHAT
@@justanotherfoolish It was more like "Ah-WHAT?!!" XD
Starting 34:57 is an official favorite of mine for GG moments.
@@JayTohab ikr
I broke when I heard that
Was this game autogenerated by AI?
Holy shit... I think I've figured out what my next project is going to be.
You're ahead of the curve. I AWAIT IT ANXIOUSLY
boner4urdad who’s that?
Use talktotransformer to make it
Interesting and impressive
Would totally check that out and play it! So many angles to go from!
Dan being permanently terrified of dating sims after Doki Doki is my favorite thing. Thanks, Dan Salvato.
Salvato has broken a sacred law, however: Dan shall never harm Dan.
Damn it, Dan
I don't we should call a game where the female character is a child a dating simulator lmao
@@Yamismol But her heart is still Santa. :v
You're not wrong tho.
Yami Smol you’re incredibly right but this game is a dating sim and I hate it so much
So ... those are fake loading screens, right? Can't imagine what could possibly be loading in this linear visual novel with seemingly no dynamic elements whatsoever.
“Clappy Schromdis, everyone.”
- Dan Avidan, 2019
I googled this and this video is the very only result.
Wishing you and yours the Clappiest of Schromduses
This game is free I didn’t play it and I still feel like I need a refund
How do I pronounce your name?
@@Leon.Hickey its like saying that nike but its guy... khi
You want your 48 minutes back
Leon Hickey say Khi as you would Kai
You need a small portion of the developer's life
dan have ptsd from doki doki, and will never play a dating sim without the fear of being a horror game
Not really a dating sim, it has no dating and the only thing it simulates is going through text boxes.
@@BlueAmpharos I... Okay 👀
IFKR :0
Which means dan should be forced to play them more often
I’m pretty sure this is a horror game
Arin: "Christmas eve!"
Dan and everyone: aw shit, here we go again
I read that as "Aw, here it goes" Immediately followed by the Kenan & Kel theme
Who would want to see half an asshole?.. Imma have to think- yes, maybe!
Me: *sees that it’s a dating-sim*
“Arin’s going to do the Doki Doki voi-“
2:23 Arin: *in the voice* “Christmas Eve.”
Dan and I: “I knew it.”
nah bro that's the sakura spirit voice
Lucille u right u right
@@bromplee The Protagonist from Girl-chan has been on many adventures since his adventures in Newgrounds. It is good to see him still making the rounds.
Its the popular Visual novel voice with the side story of trauma center
@@DeathOnSet I wish more Grump fans recognized the legendary Kenstar
Jesus, its like this was made by a middle school student trying to meet their word requirement.
A middle school student trying to meet their word requirement!?
Nestama Yup, a middle school student trying to meet their word requirement
Ah, I see what you guys did there
@@MasterKcoop
You saw what they did there!?
I see trees of green
I'm 30 mins In and the story has moved so slowly that theres only three plot points, 1. I am sad. 2. Santa is a happiness loneshark that wants her shit back 3. Santa is a little girl who is broke
What is this "plot" you speak of
yah, we need the juicy plot, meaty story arc, like ... are they gonna bang?
4.- she ate rudolph
@@mirziyob The entire game was wtf but that bit was the one that made me actually say "what the fuck?" out loud. Also the like... vore fetish wording she used there
Oh and she ate Rudolph
Now I can only think of warring Santas.
"SANTA GET DOWN!" Santa screams as a nearby artillery blast covers him in dirt
"AUUGGH!!" Other Santa writhes in agony as his left arm and shoulder are torn off by the barrage of shrapnel; he dies a few moments later
"WE WILL HOLD THIS LINE UNTIL THE LAST OF US IS BURIED IN OUR OWN BLOODY COMRADES. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?" A nearby officer shouts
"SIR YES, SIR!" The Santas all respond in unison
"We're not making it home are we?" A skinny, battered Santa asks. Santa doesn't respond, he only keeps firing, letting his thoughts fade from his mind like the life from his fallen Santas.
Also, WTF IS THIS GAME?
Underrated af
@@KillaSardinez5656 This brings me much joy
Santa’s End: The Jingle Wars
This is art
"Pain is a cheap price to pay"
I feel like the doctor missed a decimal point on my morphine injection
Oh god I forgot I made this comment
@@crocadillius6418 must be the morphine
@@crocadillius6418
You here from the continuation of their visual novels, with their recent being Danganronpa 1? That whole series is this video, 'they already said this'/'what the fuck are they saying?'
@@crocadillius6418 hm
Dan: "what, oh, please god, don't let this be another horror game"
Someone still has Doki Doki scars.
Gary Noble I after 20 minutes I was wishing it would become one because of how boring the game was
His reaction to Doki Doki was gold! So I can't say I would be upset by that development!
Those scars run deep, man...
you could even call it Doki Doki Panic...
Honestly i still freak anytime i hear the word Monika
This game still triggers me whenever I see someone do a playthrough of it.
I'm the initial translator of this game and I did a fairly decent job at it as one of my first official translation projects (I still have the excel with the entire script). However, Tales# (the developers) apparently handed my translation over to someone who isn't actually a native English speaker to "edit" it and almost every single grammar mistake you see in it now was done by that person.
I'm not going to say that I did a perfect job with flawless grammar, since I noticed a couple of minor mistakes a few years later, but it was at least coherent. The "editor" changed so many lines to flat out make no sense. I tried to reach out to the developer, but that didn't work.
It really sucks that I can't even direct people to this as one of my projects cause of how broken the English is in it.
Edit: I made a post on the subreddit with my original translation and a more in-depth explanation.
I would love to see what the script for this game could have been.
Was the point of this game to be a story about letting go of your pain, and getting hope from Christmas?
@@MontyEggman I wouldn't mind sending it to you since they didn't make me sign any contracts.
@@Superboologan1 It's a bit hard to give an exact point of the story. Christmas is a concept that's mostly known as a "day to go on a date" for most asian countries. Albeit the idea of Santa Claus and doing good things to receive presents is still taught to children.
This story is tagged as a "healing" story. A nonsensical story about a guy who isn't a child anymore and sees no joy in Christmas since it's a romantic holiday in South Korea. So it's like you're being healed by the presence of this weird but cute girl with an extra lesson of being hopeful about your future again.
@@ShalvationTranslations Better yet, I think everyone ought to see it, like in one of those comparison videos or something.
Arin’s male dating sim anime protagonist voice gives me life
I have ruined your 69 likes
I was like you once...
...trust me you'll get tired of it really fast
@@averythesuperhero 4 years of Game Grumps and I still love it!
@@hoguemusic9706 Aww well good for you! I can't stand it but I'm glad you can enjoy it /gen
The dialogue in this is like a never ending stroke.
Clappy Schromdis
A never ending stroke?
This game is just the story of a guy sitting alone in his room for two days with a PILE of mushrooms.
A PILE of mushrooms?
Even a single mushroom would be way more entertaining than anything that happens in this game.
@@dykrev
Game writer: a spore of shroom pls sir?
Producer: No! You write me a game then you will get your shroom!
Something about imagining a guy begging for spores like Oliver Twist made me giggle 😂
@@tennesseewarminster8591 Please sir, may I have some spores?
it's fascinating to me that even though the game has no game mechanics, the script is a nightmare and the story is the weirdest thing I've ever heard, they still did beautiful art for it and even hired a voice actress...
Probably made mode Sense in Korean
"We got a jingle jangle problem on our hands"
Santa's going NUTS!
Man I miss those days...
*SaNtA’s GoIn’ NuTz*
"Santa wants my NUTS!"
"SANTA'S GOING
*loli???*"
I would have called the cops if a random kid appeared in my room
This whole game is a stroke
WHY DOES THE GAME KEEP NEEDING TO LOAD TO THE SAME SCENE
I think this whole game is FOR stroke(ing)
@@popburnsy3207 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) stroking you say.
This game’s dialogue is like when you have to meet the essay word count
I swear the protagonist stated that he doesn’t have anything to offer Santa roughly 6 times, and I’ve only just reached half way through the video.
"Rudolph is inside me"
oh
*o h*
O H
OH.
O
@@TheSteelSoulGuy H
I. . . think I understand it:
The idea is in this universe, Santa is a race, sorta like fairies. Similar to how some people believe there are alot of tooth fairies. In this iteration they (the santas) don't give "presents", they give you hopes, dreams, positivity (so basically nice emotions and mental stuff). Because it's all mental stuff, they are. . . maybe kinda like illusionist or something and that's why "the christmas spirit" is "shapeless"/"formless", sorta like the ghost of Christmas. The Santa people's physical form is defined by the what makes sense from the eye of the beholder. So when you think of a person wearing a schoolgirl uniform, to you, what would they look like? A highschool girl. I think that's why santa looks like that, so they don't die from old age.
As for the santas' "business model", I think those emotions and mental stuff is a currency and/or a food source (sustenance). The message is they (the santas) jump start a childs ability to have, make, and give hope and then the kids become the factories to give other people hope instead of the santas doing it themselves. It's basically "Pass the Buck" mentality. Sorta like "share the love" but in a Christmas spirit kind of sense. Us, the player's, only dream is for the snow to not go away. . . in this universe, it only snows on Christmas Day and it only remains on the ground for 24 hours. . . thus making it the "fantastic day".
You only have 1 day a year for the best day ever, so make it count and make santa's job easier by spreading the merry feeling and joy. In that sense. . . even if it is kinda garbage ( and believe me, it *IS* ), it still is a nice sentiment.
This game was a big step for AI automated narrative development. Machines are getting better at writing stories. Too bad they also use those bots to leave 100s of fake artificial reviews by that AI. Valve should really crack down on that like youtube does on VIEWBotting.
Dont try to pretend this makes sense
@@logancamp9098 I wouldn't dream of it. Just because I can guess what the AI was going for doesn't even remotely mean what they did here was by any means sensible nor coherent.
AIs still have a long way to go after all.
where are you getting the information that an AI wrote this story
@@endless_del Have you seen all the AI made peppa pig videos? Same story. Look at the reviews. This game has NO WHERE near enough effort for you to think it has more than one person involved in the developement. . . but when you read the reviews, all of them share the same dialect as the game. . . but there is ALOT of reviews, way too many for it to be all typed out in advanced by the same guy. . . unless that guy is. . . artificial.
It's mostly a joke but you honestly could never know. It WOULD be the easiest way to install spyware onto a users PC.
@@Hadeks_Marow there's someone in the comments saying they worked on the game as a translator. i doubt they would hire someone to translate an AI written story when they could use an AI translator. the reviews might be AI generated but that doesn't mean the entire script of the game is.
This whole game exists so the creator could rant about how much the sun sucks
What do they have against the sun?
Seriously?
@@severalcakes3267 kills snowmen
@@severalcakes3267 IT KILLS SNOW
Maybe it's secretly the spider hater Amy. 😮
I want a refund on all the brain cells I lost watching this
Laisha Z
With intrest
I'm all set then, I didn't have any brain cells starting out. Booyah.
Katherine Tardif
High five from a fellow person with 0 brain cells! 🖐
Laisha Z 13 years of interest
@@ambrosiadreamer Hell yeah, buddy /wahpoosh
"It's not the best of all ideas..."
"JUST SHARE IT!"
"Why don't we go on a strike?"
*"W H A T"*
Dead.
Christmastime is unfair!
Santa Claus is in there!
Standing at the concession
Plotting our oppression
35:20
I love that learning about Arin's beanie babies blocking the TV is the only true character arc in this whole damn thing.
"Today is football"
"My heart is Santa"
I feel like the makers of these games saw a third grade lesson on figurative language but only saw the metaphor section and went "yes of course, english"
@Neurkrotic oh no
Somehow they're both questioning everything and also not nearly questioning enough
It's the sad story of a hallucinating lolicon neckbeard, realizing that, despite all the hopes and dreams he had as a child, he's done nothing with them, and now his inner ghost of Christmas past has come to haunt him, as he's dying from regrets and loneliness, realizing the one thing he has to look forward to, is that ghost will return to haunt him every year, until he makes them come true, piling up ten times the emotional pain upon him each year he fails to do so.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
"Hallucinating lolicon neckbeard"
When I saw the title Adolescent Santa Claus, I was not prepared for Seasonal Depression Simulator 2019: Late Capitalist Nightmare Edition.
Is... is the writer of this game okay? This is less a game than a cry for help. An extremely skeevy cry for help.
10:10 "Are you Santa?"
"Yes."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"Well, OK, POKE A HOLE IN THAT WATER-TIGHT ALIBI" XD
Dan might be already sick by the time of this recording, but I'm exhausted from work, so same energy.
I can't believe this was voice-acted. That poor voice actress probably read it and just kept repeating to herself, "It's a paycheck. It's a paycheck. It's a paycheck."
This is just like... an interaction between a man with some kind of mental incapacity that makes him believe anything he's told and an escaped mental patient who broke into his house and repeatedly assaults him.
Ronin Fredricson 😂😂😂
This game does feel like its creator was uh... missing some brain matter. Like, no joke.
Someone get Mattpat on the phone! We busted this "game" wide open!
I can't get over the fact that this "game" had exactly zero interactive elements.
@@EnvyTheBunny Game design?
Josh Riley Game design!
@@jaycarp6474 game design?
@@lucasnadamas9317 Game design!
@@MrPrinny23 Game design?
I genuinely want to know if this makes more sense in Korean...because I see elements of some sort of social commentary here and I’m just not getting it over Santa being a school girl because of her uniform, eating Rudolf but he’s still making demands from within her stomach, this weird emotional economy, and this man’s utter hatred of the sun for melting snow. Just...what is happening???? I really, really hope this makes more sense in Korean and I’m missing something in translation...
Me: *reads first line of title* absolutely
Me after reading the second line: Never mind
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half!
@@Toxisoris Yoda, you speak like
arin: "this game actually got positive reviews. so are we missing something???" well for one you're not into dating children. but i'd say that's something worth missing
People play these kinds of games ironically, yknow. With the same mindset as the grumps, to see what inane shit the game will force on them. I love bad VNs for that
Neurkrotic I’m pretty sure that was a joke review.
@@daborshy4089 No...you don't tell that to a person...
or maybe they're just not weebs
What he's missing is that people have shit taste lmao There are other visual novels with high school characters that actually aren't garbage
"1 minute of recovery
I passed out
1 minute passed
Rebirth"
Order has no meaning
Clappy Schromdis
"I guess she's right"
Dan (stone cold): Why?
Best part of the video.
36:57 I can perfectly imagine angry arin in a girl school uniform yelling at santa 😂
This guy really hates the sun
Relatable to the fat nonces who like this game.
@@thatslambda you don't?
Hessa VAMPIYA
the way i was gripping my seat,,,, hoping arin wouldn't do the protagonist voice
I collapsed into a pool of despair when it happened
Deep down we all knew it was comming
He had to do it to you
What other video(s) did he do the voice in, I forget
As soothing as a chainsaw to the ear
So the game is aware enough to "justify" the relationship being wildly inappropriate, but they still made it in the first place. WHAT IS GOING ON?
This game is increasingly creepy...
Pedophillia
Arin Screaming "WHAT!" is hilarious but that "SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Is equally good
I like the one where they talk about the weather for a loooong time
Sun. Sun. Sun. Sunny day.
I like the one where they talk about the inevitability of the sun killing all in its path for a loooooong time
I typically only have time to "watch" game grumps while I'm driving, so I treat it more as a podcast. Not always great when sometimes they play games that you have to watch in order to get the most out of their commentary, but whenever they do one of these dating sim types it's great. This time though I honestly can't tell when they're making a joke or reading directly from the game. That was a very long winded way to say this is a fucking weird game.
This entire plot is somehow deeply incomprehensible, while having absolutely nothing noteworthy happening.
I love the fact that Dan can never recover from the horrors of DDLC and now he's paranoid about every visual novel they play.
Merry scromdus everyone
Clappy Scromdus, oh god of chaos.
This year's scromdus is so cheerful! looks like I won't have to rain chaos onto you mortals this year.
Have the clappiest of scromduses my friend!
~IIIIIIIIIIIII'm dreaming of a whiiiiiiiiiiite Scromdus...~
And a happy sappy sackamadus to you good fellow
this game low key called everyone depressed.. the children who had the hopes and dreams went bankrupt.. of their happiness..
And now Santa comes to collect like a loan shark. This world is depressing.
This cannot be called a game, period. Funny as shit tho, but also makes me want to die.
i dont think anyone considers these graphic novel games as real games
@@scopilio13 i do. Not this one though.
@@scopilio13 you'd be surprised. "It's on Steam so it's a game!!" "IGN gave it an award so it's a game!" Those are real unironic quotes.
If there was some sort of dialogue tree, then it would be a game. This is just a movie where you have to click to unpause
Call me old fashioned but games require gameplay, and reading books isn't playing a game imo. Turning a page isn't interaction, whether it be flipping paper or clicking a sentence on a screen. And it must be possible to lose, the only way that happens with a book is if you just refuse to keep reading.
Return of the “Voice”.
Friend Arin
And yet anime girl Santa has no girl voice like in Doki Doki Literature Club >:(
@@HeroSword_P maybe she actually has Ross's Sakura Spirit girl voice but it's finally gone supersonic...
I just want Grubba voice to make a comeback. Some fantastical redemption arc
@@jaioni oh god no 😂
"So who exactly are you?"
"Santa Claus."
I don't know you look more like Ayano from the Kagerou Project, and the more I think about it this just seems like a weird Kagerou Daze Christmas themed fanfiction and that would make a lot more sense than whatever the hell is happening in this game.
If it was, it would have to be better tham this, right?
"I managed to survive by wearing a school uniform."
SURVIVE WHAT? THE SANTA WAR?
Seriously, all the other Santas are dead? She's the sole survivor? Wtfff? I have so many questions
Edit: OMG I've never had this many likes before! Thank you all! 💖
The War on Christmas©®, duh.
Black Friday and mall deals is what she survived
TheGaymer 9969 there’s other Santa’s? This is the only one that survived? She survived by wearing a school uniform and eating Her reindeer? What the fuck is this game trying to say?
@@PingMe23 It's goddamn starbucks baristas. They made santa eat rudolph
The -game- 'visual novel' does nothing but repeat the premise of the thing, a premise that is so nonsensical that despite 47 minutes of hearing it repeated over and over again, nobody can understand!
I feel like I’m being brainwashed........ sunny sunny sun sun day on this fantastic, fantastic day!!
I know, right?
Just remember that if you put it in the fridge it'll become hard and firm and never get killed by the sun on this fantastic day.
something something hopes and dreams.
one of us, one of us, one of we on orf ask onjrj jrjn jv iin
snow snow sun sunny fantastic day!
my head is round
round round round
it rolls on the floor
roundroundroundr o u n d
The game: How does it feel like to be a cute girl?
Me: How does it feel not having a localization team?
That got me mate. Good burn.
We need an entire slice of life anime with Arin’s Anime Protagonist voice.
When it said 'today is christmas eve' all I could think of was 'today is football!'
My heart is Santa
Nurse: sir, time for your medication
Protag: sun sun sun sunny day sunny sun killed the snow
Nurse: okay sir, just sit calm and take your pill
Protag: no! Santa ate Rudolph she was hungry
Nurse: have a good day sir merry Christmas
We just gonna pretend Dan didn’t say “Santa Akhbar”? 😂😂
Dan is legit traumatized by Doki doki
THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Doki Doki PTSD
arent we all
That game left me empty
Aren’t we all.
Danny’s: $100
Arin’s: One bag of Wendy’s
Final offer
“Would you swipe right for Santa?”
Oh yes big daddy 🤤
“Adolescent Santa Claus”
Statement revoked 😷
14:35 Arin tracing the mouse around the outline of Santa's face is so cute
He did it to the snowman too :)
34:57 - the start of a glorious breakdown. This would make a great animated
Agreed.
"It's actually snowing up there"
_laughs in sad canadian_
It's lightly snowed twice here so far in NB. Long as we have some Xmas day, I'm good lol
We got a bit here in Quebec, but overall the lack of snow hurts me
You said "sit" and my dog stopped what she was doing and sat
you have a well trained doggo
@@shoken4421 thank. Puppo is good pupper
@@COPiX your welcome
this is very wholesome
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY more obedient than mine!
This game made me cry from sadness. But not from its plot, but from the sadness from the fact I had to waste my time witnessing it.
What a masterpiece.
Guys, we got a jingle jangle problem on our hands.
Adolescent Santa’s going NYAWTS!!!!!
Clappy Schromdis
POV: it's christmas but you've got a 200° fever
I love how Dan is just traumatized now and is always scared of games being secret horror games
It’s perfect lol
Funniest part for me starts at 9:53 .
Just the comedic timing of Dan saying “why?”
I like to imagine that it’s the same dude going on each romantic adventure in every dating sim
Every word of dialogue was like a fever dream. I couldn't predict anything. I legit thought my mind was just trailing off but all of that was what they were really reading.
Why is no one talking about the Grumps Santa Cosplay Patreon...?! This is important people!
YEET I say, YEET
I feel like Ben made them because there's a grumps reference on the first post: "We got a jingle jangle problem on our hands"!
Santa’s going NYAWTS
Because we're all trying to forget we ever saw it.
@@nathanfriel729 your name and the particular rhythm of your comment are PRICELESS together
At least Santa didnt start reducing like Natsuki did.
I mean, it is the voice of FriendArin
Clappy Schromdis
“IM REDUCING”
*violent scream*
@@randallizer1258 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
“where’s rudolph”
“oh i ate him”
"Once i came to, i was wearing a school uniform" So.. Child girl santa knocked you out and changed your... Nope im not thinking about this bye
1:53 What Dan is talking about here is vessel dilation. When you're in warmer temperatures, your blood vessels widen which allows the blood to loose more heat through your skin, thus cooling your body (this is called vasodilation). The vessels also shrink in cold temperatures to conserve heat so that your body doesn't become too cold (this is called vasoconstriction). It's not that your blood is getting thicker or thinner, it's the width of your blood vessels.
Wouldn't it be "vasodilation"?
Love comments like this, thank you for sharing your education with us
@@bassplayertaylor6983 When you're warm, it's vasodilation (dilation=widen or "thicken" in this case). When it's cold, it's vasoconstriction (constriction=shrinking or thinning in this case)
@@LeviathanLP My humblest pleasure
Derpy Woodoo ooooooohhhhhh
I don't know if "swipe right" and "adolescent" should be in the same title.
Remember kids, age is just a number
and so is your jail sentence
I like to think in my head canon that this voice for the protag is the same protag in every light novel game they play