@@R4ikoWhen you pull your cable out. You can actually lock him in his kneeling position after the shields are down. It is a form of “lag-stuck.” It was a tactic done by people to kill Crota in one sword cycle or more I think.
@@R4iko basically for the first like 2 hours of Vow of the Disciple being released the games api was dog shit so people couldn’t stop getting error coded, meaning they couldn’t even play the game and challenge the raid
@@AzarathGirl123 I can confirm when doing his shit on the last night to get the first moments of triumph done, gjallarhorn did not make it much easier.
He was a pathetic raid boss in the lore. Nothing more than a cabal who took command of part of the red legion to launch an attack on the leviathan. Simply killed and forgotten by his own people
Nah, cause they wouldn't know who the Gorgons were talking about, on account of the Gorgons having literally retconned them outta having ever existed in the first place.
Rhulk and nezerac apparently being stronger than oryx is just a testament to how non threatening the disciples have felt. Like, oryx, destroyed the entire reef army, his son has the highest guardian kill count in the series, he was a threat to existence with his taken. But what did rhulk do… some stuff in a book. Nezerac? Some stuff in a book.
Imagine being such a based father that you push your son into a vex portal and leave him there for like 100 years cuz he spilled some parasite on the carpet or sum shit.
1:53 I love the way you say "that can't be right" and I don't know why I do but it always makes me laugh tbh you should make that like a catch phrase and put it on every video 🤣
@@GuyonaWhim i think the witness didn't really consider calus a disciple, it considered him a tool to lure the guardian to the veil so it can use our ghost to connect the veil and Traveller But im pretty sure oryx was somewhat of a disciple, it was helped by the witness and it became loyal to the witness and darkness so 50% disciple i guess
Destiny lore does go crazy. Like the homework that obviously went into this vid! Also yeah Rhulk could've bodied Oryx and it wouldn't be close. People might not know on the surface, but Rhulk enslaved the worm mother, the being who made the WORM GODS, the same worm Gods that the Hive Gods got their powers from in exchange for tithes. Oryx was a manager at like 5 McDonalds in 1 area, Rhulk is the CEO. Or COO, I guess the witness was the CEO...
The cabal being the worst faction is true, we wiped out 70% of their military in D1. By the time curse of Osiris came out only calus loyalists and caitls empire were all that was left, and now it’s only her empire and maybe the shadow legion, the cabal got fucked UP
My question is why didn’t we gay much of a mention of Aksis. Dude was balling. He had TWO entire encounters dedicated to him. Tell me about a boss that had two encounters. I’ll wait
I know I’m late, but I just did Crota for the first time ever never got to do it in D1 and just late to the party in 2 and it literally is a dungeon with 6 people lmao
You got the raid achievement for doing Skolas if you never did a raid. I know because on one of my alt accounts I got it for doing it. He was more of a boss than crota. LoL
this is funny asf 😂
wrath of the machine was solo flawlessed a few times btw, one being 2 days ago
🤣! Damn I didn't know that!! Did this happen after Destiny 2 came out?
@@kendutoit legit just happened 1 day ago lol
@kenduto Yea the first one happened 3 years after destiny 2's release
@@Peppy318 Bet, comment pinned just incase other people don't know too.
Yea was bout to say this too lmao
"Rhulk didn't get killed by 6 Rat Kings on Contest Mode." Bro did every fire team do that?
That’s crazy 🤣
LMAOO oryx unplugging the ethernet cable was PURE NOSTALGIA.
I misread this as "Ethernet Cabal" 💀💀💀💀
I would have lost it, if they plugged it back in and had him take a knee for the rest of this video. 😂😂
Could someone explain the joke? I don't get the reference
@@R4ikoWhen you pull your cable out. You can actually lock him in his kneeling position after the shields are down. It is a form of “lag-stuck.” It was a tactic done by people to kill Crota in one sword cycle or more I think.
all of calus’ pain comes from sweatcicles “every exotic vs calus”
"Why were the error codes doing a better job than you?!" this is hysterical
Could you explain the reference? I didn't get this part
@@R4iko basically for the first like 2 hours of Vow of the Disciple being released the games api was dog shit so people couldn’t stop getting error coded, meaning they couldn’t even play the game and challenge the raid
I like how no one tried starting beef with sanctified mind, considering all of the raid teams he's disbanded single handedly
Na the various bugs did that, sanctified mind just benefited from it. 😂😂
that raid is brutal lmfao
The true boss is the vex Wyvern from Neomuna
YOU KNOW THE ONE
@@JJMomoidaor the six, perhaps a dozen
Bro I was doing my from zero quest and ran into it nahhh 😂
Nah the threshers from neomuna at launch
i swear that thing is actually a demon
Maaaan, that Randal the Vandal was so unexpected I spit out my coffee all over the table bro🤣🤣🤣
Craziest thing is Skolas on Solar burn was more brutal than almost all the day one raid bosses
Oh yeah, I remember that, especially when he was armed with a scorch cannon, that made things especially hard.
Not if you have gjallarhorn
@@AzarathGirl123having ghorn didnt stop him from oneshotting you for blinking
@@AzarathGirl123 I can confirm when doing his shit on the last night to get the first moments of triumph done, gjallarhorn did not make it much easier.
Even the great ghorn needed like 3 whole ammo cap
Meanwhile D2 Crota’s End; “Ain’t nobody laughing now, still think I’m a dungeon?!”
I’m in great pain
fr 😂
I mean it's still faster than ghosts
@@baileyroca1216misleading. The only reason Ghosts might be longer is because the in-between sections are sooo slow.
@@Quantum_Magnuswhich is why is a mid dungeon and nobody likes to do it
Real
“We messed around and we all found out” had me dead 😂
Meanwhile Val Cau’or wasn’t even here when he’s the weakest raid boss lore wise but the headrest raid boss mechanically.
He was a pathetic raid boss in the lore. Nothing more than a cabal who took command of part of the red legion to launch an attack on the leviathan. Simply killed and forgotten by his own people
oh boy do I have an update for you
@@adamboy0559Pathetic nobody in the lore, absolute NIGHTMARE in-game.
@@thehale_ he may have been one in game
But there’s 0 notable feats of val Cau’or.
Gotta appreciate how Taniks just straight up acts like Destiny1 year1 was the only to ever exist 🗿
Ngl the gorgons would’ve put half if not the whole room in there place.. “y’all tellin me you had to shoot ‘em?”
Nah, cause they wouldn't know who the Gorgons were talking about, on account of the Gorgons having literally retconned them outta having ever existed in the first place.
@scirrhia_kruden I still find it hilarious that the Gorgons' whole ability is just them disagreeing with your existence.
I was expecting Oryx to just slap Crota, like a father shutting his dumb son up
this man never misses with the compositions of comedy
Aksis just got Solo Flawlessed Yesterday XD
Source
@@weeblordgaming6062th-cam.com/video/llAj22wr3-g/w-d-xo.html
@@weeblordgaming6062 okay so look up and you'll see the search bar at the top of your screen
@weeblordgaming6062 just google it yourself smh
@@weeblordgaming6062 TH-cam
Randal the Vandal been putting in work from the start.
Rhulk and nezerac apparently being stronger than oryx is just a testament to how non threatening the disciples have felt. Like, oryx, destroyed the entire reef army, his son has the highest guardian kill count in the series, he was a threat to existence with his taken. But what did rhulk do… some stuff in a book. Nezerac? Some stuff in a book.
Nezarec a shotgun ape that would get outsmarted, sort of like how he got bamboozled by Savathûn
SYLOK, THE DEFILED
Contest D2 Crota watching this video: “Y’all aren’t solo flawlessing me. I’m solo flawlessing YOU!
Imagine being such a based father that you push your son into a vex portal and leave him there for like 100 years cuz he spilled some parasite on the carpet or sum shit.
1:53 I love the way you say "that can't be right" and I don't know why I do but it always makes me laugh tbh you should make that like a catch phrase and put it on every video 🤣
Randal the OG raid boss and the most op rookie killer in history
Sitting here watching this after the event of Salvations Edge happening. The Witness would just sit there sipping coffee about to roast EVERYBODY
so real, the raid ALONE took around i think eight or ten hours
@@Netfilx_1101 The raid took 19 hours to complete
aren't half of the raid bosses his disciples?
@@Zvxers7 Rhulk and Nex are his. Everyone else just had a helping hand
@@GuyonaWhim i think the witness didn't really consider calus a disciple, it considered him a tool to lure the guardian to the veil so it can use our ghost to connect the veil and Traveller
But im pretty sure oryx was somewhat of a disciple, it was helped by the witness and it became loyal to the witness and darkness so 50% disciple i guess
Crota brought back the only good Warlock set in Destiny. We grateful.
So real
0:27 bro is speaking facts
Crota freezing after Oryx unplugging the ethernet cable was funny and true! 😂😂
Randal The Vandal has been an open world raid boss since D1, and you can still catch him outside… How bout’ Dat?!!
Chilling right outside that cave.🤣
Cau’ur sitting in the corner with a guardian skull in his hand:
funny vids lmao and your acting ( specialy as calus) was great man, kudos
Skits are one of the most original things to do when making videos on a game. Good job!
Destiny lore does go crazy. Like the homework that obviously went into this vid! Also yeah Rhulk could've bodied Oryx and it wouldn't be close. People might not know on the surface, but Rhulk enslaved the worm mother, the being who made the WORM GODS, the same worm Gods that the Hive Gods got their powers from in exchange for tithes. Oryx was a manager at like 5 McDonalds in 1 area, Rhulk is the CEO. Or COO, I guess the witness was the CEO...
Bro him disconnecting Crota to freeze him brought back so many glitchy memories of that raid
Taniks is forever know as the crippled raid boss due to him ridong in a bunch of shanks( his wheelchair)
Riven: casually laughing her dragon a*s off
Mans is darker than dark mode
Val Ca'uor should've made a honourable guest appearance
4:56 the best memes are the one you forget about then rediscover🤣
2:14 yea, and Savathun completely sealed you away while she and Xivu combined couldn’t seal me!
make that 5 taniks defeats, 2nd encounter of salvations edge
Crota really did have a glowup, he wasn't lying
The unplugging the Ethernet cable 😂 I still beat Croat solo flawless without that trick but that was a perfect callback
Now lets see how the witness can talk to all these raid bosses.
"Rhulk didn't get killed by 6 Rat Kings on contest mode" maaaaaan... that gotta hurt xD
Great work man. sure it took awhile to write, shoot and edit
Randal got more Rep than Nezzy and Calus 😭😭
Please don't compare calus and nezzy, atleast nezzy was a raid boss
Also nezzy isn't 100% dead unlike calus
the randal reference broooo
SO ABOUT THAT FIFTH FADE RUN TANIKS.
Your content is legendary
''You would've been the best dungeon in the game'' Yea. I'd play that as a dungeon.
As a solo player without friends in the first game, Crota was my favourite raid because it was the only one I could do lol
Val Ca'uor: "yall got me tweakin."
Midnight Coup ASMR got me dead!!! xD
this is basically just raid lore, but funn af
Imagine doing a raid wearing only common-level gear and weapons… ngl that doesn’t sound too impossible now that I think about it lol
You’re SO awesome ! You’re killing it !!
Gotta do an updated version with new bosses 🤧
damn i came to say the same thing
Me and my friends did in fact refer to Crota as a strike back in D1
SYLOK THE DEFILED
I actually thought crotas might be brought back as a dungeon one time
"The Cabal are a buncha clowns"
*_Val Ca'uor has entered the chat--_*
The cabal being the worst faction is true, we wiped out 70% of their military in D1. By the time curse of Osiris came out only calus loyalists and caitls empire were all that was left, and now it’s only her empire and maybe the shadow legion, the cabal got fucked UP
“The same Alak-Hul that turned into Blueberry fodder?” 😂
WotM has also been solo flawless’d btw. And now and warlock
Source
@@weeblordgaming6062 look it up? On youtube?
@@weeblordgaming6062Aksis Bake beaten it 2 years ago on Titan. Jubb Jubb done it on warlock
pulling out the internet was so fuckin halarious 🤣
bro ur so funny me and my friends love you i cant wait to see you blow up in the destiny community, keep it up
Mans didn't even plug corta back in.
nahh this one is probably your best one yet
Randal the vandal was technically a raid boss though
“Witness walks in the room”
Rhulk, nezerac, oryx, calus(bro isn't even a raid boss) would start bowing down to him
That crota cable joke was downright foul.
In the best way.
He ain’t wrong, crota is more iconic than most other raid bosses, but for real when’s wrath coming back 😂
My question is why didn’t we gay much of a mention of Aksis. Dude was balling. He had TWO entire encounters dedicated to him.
Tell me about a boss that had two encounters. I’ll wait
little did taniks know he came back again
We need a part two we need to hear about atheon and aksis please
Randal the vandal 🖤🖤
We all know Taniks is the real Final Shape
If you really think about it...Skolas was the first Dungeon Boss created.
I know I’m late, but I just did Crota for the first time ever never got to do it in D1 and just late to the party in 2 and it literally is a dungeon with 6 people lmao
That wasn’t a burn. That was an immolation.
0:57
Billions of years*
Calus was such a joke, I one tried his raid, when I first started, and I was the one who killed him after everyone died
Scuba Stevia here only bought lightfall game is 9 years old cant believe I have to pay twice for dungeons wtf
elite knowledge needed for the ethernet joke
You search up “vs Calus” its straight up just all of Sweatcicles 6 man videos of testing weapons against bro 💀
I found it funny Val cus isn’t here because he was forgotten by the community
The true bosses were the friends-
0:04 really axsis cant be talking he got soloed too :/
I mean wrath of the machine got solo flawless
I love these so much.
"Raid bosses"
Then why Randal the vandal is in room??
You got the raid achievement for doing Skolas if you never did a raid. I know because on one of my alt accounts I got it for doing it. He was more of a boss than crota. LoL
Atheon got 1 phased by a purple sidearm
No Aksis is crazy
Buddy disconnected the Ethernet 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
6 Rat Kings is insane
I'm done! The dc-ing Crota part was epic!
This is a well done skit.
Sava really needs a 007 badge caus eshe for real played a park in putting quite a bit of them there 😂