One of mine was when Ralph was practicing his speech for being nominated "Raccoon of the Year" while Alice was sewing/mending something and Ralph goes (while reading his speech) "What do I have that stands out?" and Alice puts down her sewing to smack her stomach :). Kinda irked that wasn't in the video.
I like the one scene where, I think Ralph says "believe me, alice, I know how to throw my weight around ! " and Alice says, "if you knew how to, throw your weight around ,you wouldn't leave it where it is !" Cracks me up! Some good old fashioned clean humor, there!
Gleason's facial and body expression's only make all the jokes even funnier than they already are... between Gleason + Carney they will keep you laughing until you fall off your chair and nearly piss your pants
I think I can guarantee that if weight jokes were like that towards a woman, there’d be a really sad serious soap opera moment towards this. It sure as heck happened like that on The Golden Girls. It was like watching a soap opera version of The Honeymooners.
Alice: "I almost married Danny Flanagan." Ralph: "Danny Flanagan?? Ha!! That fat tub o' lard!!" Alice: (staring at Ralph's gut) "That's like a pig calling a pig a pig!"
There was one time, off-camera Gleason was talking with a group of men, one of the men said, "Who's the fat guy?" And Gleason immediately said, " You're hired!"
I suppose we can look to a time in the near future when The Honeymooners will be removed, cancelled and banned due to the fat shaming and threats of domestic violence
I swear the glare Ralph gives to Alice after she made that tubby remark is one of the most priceless Honeymooners' moments I couldn't contain myself from laughing myself to tears.
Alice , there isn't a man-hole in this city you can fix into. Alice and Ed never let up on Ralph. tell them I ran off and joined the circus , what as a elephant. great great show .Ed. wallow like a duck , the way you always walk.
Lollllllllllllll! They will never make a show like this again because it would be considered insensitive and Politically incorrect and we have lost our sense of humor
not nice talking about Ralphs weight like that since if it was not for him , they would not have jobs ! Jackie Gleason is the star , not the rest of these childish insulters ! thanx
Ursula, it was all for fun. I'm sure Jackie Gleason didn't mind at all the chubby jokes fully presented in the entire 26 episodes. As Ralph, he took them in stride regardless of being mocked by his rotund body type.
Jackie Gleason was often quoted as loving the feeling of getting a really huge laugh, even if it was @ his own expense, he didn't care! Bottom line, he just wanted to be funny and make people laugh! 😆
Still fantastic and funny after all these years 😁😁😁
I grew up watching this and they make me laugh 😅🤣😅
"Some kids are small, some kids are tall, fatso Kramden is the only kid who walks down the hall wall to wall"! LMAO! I LOVE THAT LINE!
"What's that your lunch box?" One of my favorites.
One of mine was when Ralph was practicing his speech for being nominated "Raccoon of the Year" while Alice was sewing/mending something and Ralph goes (while reading his speech) "What do I have that stands out?" and Alice puts down her sewing to smack her stomach :). Kinda irked that wasn't in the video.
Bwahahahaha!! IKR!! That’s one of the funniest lines!! Lol 😂
+yy0
Love that one very funny
Best show ever hands down.
"BEST comedy show EVER--BEST casting for this show EVER!!"
"You're the type that would bend over and pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't!". "YOU couldn't!!" LMAO!!
I like the one scene where, I think Ralph says "believe me, alice, I know how to throw my weight around ! " and Alice says, "if you knew how to, throw your weight around ,you wouldn't leave it where it is !" Cracks me up! Some good old fashioned clean humor, there!
eats and runs? the way you eat, you're lucky you can walk" lol
8:50 has had me laughing for 35 years and I’m still laughing at that joke!
"Did you ever see a picture of me when I weighed 165 lbs?"
"No, Ralph, I never did see any of your baby pictures...."
Best one
Beautiful.
Dedicated to former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie. 😆
Try and imagine, in 2021, one of the biggest stars on TV allowing so many fat jokes to be made about him
i'm not losing a daughter. i'm gaining a ton. too funny
Alice: "Because one pair of your pants is all that can fit in there."
RALPH: "I'll start losing weight. Then do you know what I will look like?" ALICE: "Yeah, a human being" 😂😂😂😂
Gleason's facial and body expression's only make all the jokes even funnier than they already are... between Gleason + Carney they will keep you laughing until you fall off your chair and nearly piss your pants
“You were a cup of butter & now you a whole tub of lard” LMFAOO
Like fred flintstone Ralph kramden weight jokes always aimed at
You are a regular riot! BANG ZOOM!
Carney Gleason 2 comedy genius
I think I can guarantee that if weight jokes were like that towards a woman, there’d be a really sad serious soap opera moment towards this. It sure as heck happened like that on The Golden Girls. It was like watching a soap opera version of The Honeymooners.
“Some guest and some employer....the SIMP, and the BLIMP!”
OH MY GOD My Dad died watching this long long long super long commercial. YOU KILLER!!
Very funny. Can you imagine if that was said on today’s shows??? There’d be hell to pay!!
Like The Golden Girls for instance😏
Still 🔥 in 2020
Alice: "I almost married Danny Flanagan."
Ralph: "Danny Flanagan?? Ha!! That fat tub o' lard!!"
Alice: (staring at Ralph's gut) "That's like a pig calling a pig a pig!"
The old days I miss them.
Classic
"Sizes 32-50"
"Nope,nothing there for Ralph".
The Beatles of comedy
Newsreporter ask Ed how long has he meet Ralph.
Ed: About 150 pounds ago !!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
now the standard american isn't that far away from Ralph
Compared to them Ralph looks pretty Normal
Poor Ralph!😁😂🤣
Got to hand it to Jackie Gleason who let them make fun of his weight all the time.
There was one time, off-camera Gleason was talking with a group of men, one of the men said, "Who's the fat guy?" And Gleason immediately said, " You're hired!"
Bobby Francis He was a good sport!
Yeh Jackie was laughing all the way to the bank to the tune of $65,00.00 per episode the first year, $70,000.00 the second year.
@Jordan Harris oh yeah he is biggest thing on television alright on both sides that is and that includes length and width lol.
Ralph: Tell him I joined the circus
Alice: What as, an elephant?
HAR HAR HAAAARDEE HAR HAR!
The didn't call Gleason 'the great one' for nothing.
Oh he'll get it all right !!!
The Honeymooners was an edgy show for adults that was extremely funny. But today that brilliant humor would be roundly criticized as "fat shaming."
I knowwwww right!!!!... Then again in the 50's being overweight wasn't too common
I hate the new normal ! When they have to edit my Bugs Bunny cartoons I draw the line....
Today , everyone is offended , I conduct as always , If I offend you , tough .
I suppose we can look to a time in the near future when The Honeymooners will be removed, cancelled and banned due to the fat shaming and threats of domestic violence
If weight jokes were towards a woman, it’d be a tragic soap opera instead.
1:46 almost made me choke on my sandwich...
@3:37.....the all time BEST
What's that your lunchbox 🤣
ISNT THAT A GOOD IDEA TUBBY
I swear the glare Ralph gives to Alice after she made that tubby remark is one of the most priceless Honeymooners' moments I couldn't contain myself from laughing myself to tears.
Alice , there isn't a man-hole in this city you can fix into. Alice and Ed never let up on Ralph. tell them I ran off and joined the circus , what as a elephant. great great show .Ed. wallow like a duck , the way you always walk.
10:15 priceless!!
Luv u Ralph
Well done, sir
Thanks!
OFFICER ARREST THAT BIG FAT ONE!! God I love the mother in law!
Lollllllllllllll! They will never make a show like this again because it would be considered insensitive and Politically incorrect and we have lost our sense of humor
I'm not losing a daughter im gaining a ton.
why why why dont u post full episodes?
They aren't mine to post. Sorry.
Whats ickky mean? Alice said i was ickky..must mean fat.
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I enjoyed until I saw Ramon can't stand that dude
I think JACKIE decided to use his big frame for the JOKES but I don't find them funny anymore! They used them too much in my opinion!
JohnNiemsMusic that's because u have no sence of humor. And your comment was Stupid. Stupid
Boooooooooooooo
Your Stupid openions don't count dummy
Stupid comment STUPID
IF RITA RESPONDS TO MY COMMENT SAYING IM STUPID IM SOOOOOO GONNA FANGIRL SHE BE ON A ROLL , HEEEEEEY RITA GIRL!!!! ...WAVE
not nice talking about Ralphs weight like that since if it was not for him , they would not have jobs ! Jackie Gleason is the star , not the rest of these childish insulters ! thanx
Sad to make fun of his weight. Ralph was either a diabetic, fatty liver or bad thyroids.
So is your comment Stupid
Ursula, it was all for fun. I'm sure Jackie Gleason didn't mind at all the chubby jokes fully presented in the entire 26 episodes. As Ralph, he took them in stride regardless of being mocked by his rotund body type.
@@ritabenson6353 Be nice, Rita. Be nice.
Jackie Gleason was often quoted as loving the feeling of getting a really huge laugh, even if it was @ his own expense, he didn't care! Bottom line, he just wanted to be funny and make people laugh! 😆