The first bad guy in video gaming, who has fists the size of your head. Just crushed a solid steel sphere under his foot. And now he has armour…… ……Shit…
JESUS CHRIST! THAT ART OF DK IN THIS GAME IS TERRIFYING! IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO TEAR YOU TO PIECES! Edit: Wow, my old TH-cam comments are embarrassing to read. Also fixed spelling errors.
@Constance Terry Did you seriously copy and paste this under every rap related comment you could find and call it "an even better Nintendo rap" for each and every one?
Lemme show you a BETTER Nintendo rap! "Never heard my name? Well that's a shock. Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk. You don't know this kid. So why do you care? It's really no big. I won it fair and square.
I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad. Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask. You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts. But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back.
My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight. With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight. You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go. Enough preamble. Time for the show.
Maybe you think there's no one better than you. But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too. Hey, deejay, let the records spin. May the very best rapper standing here win!"
mario-rock and roll luigi-spanish peach-sassy daisy-90's rock yoshi-church/game show DK-bongo diddy kong-indian wario-german Waluigi-texus banjo bowser-punk bowser jr-beach petey-jamaican
If only we got King K. Rool as a Captain… it just isn’t complete without him. Mario VS Bowser while DK, of course, VS K. Rool DK VS K. Rool in a Strikers game would’ve been amazing
Must've been the first one you listened to then (or you didn't play the game). XD Nintendo did a really good job with everyone actually (except Mario in my opinion, but he IS a super hero and energetic, so even his fits very well). Luigi: his voice is very similar to that of a Spanish singer Peach: She's a princess and always in the spotlight Yoshi: Cute and energetic, very kind and upbeat Wario: Rich, snobby, and egotistical. I'd say they fit very well.
@TheMarja1967 Basically. Although, American Football is Rugby for wimps. It's for wimps because of the sheer amount of armour they put on. In rugby, you have a tooth shield. Sometimes a coif.
well look at it this way... In rugby you have what looks like soccer players tackling each other while in american football you have 280+ lb people who can bench about 300 lbs and squat around 700 lbs, hitting each othe relentlessy.... Now I for one have not seen anyone of that stature play rugby so we have plenty good reason to use those pads.
This game is the equivalent of Football/Soccer with Australian rules-where there's basically no rules other than: whoever gets the ball in the back of the net the most within the time limit...wins. Also, didn't exactly come here expecting a flame war about British rugby and American football. Kinda came here to listen to this theme, you know?
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
And he's finally back to KICK SOME TAIL
his coconut gun can fire in spurts. if he shoots ya. it's gonna hurt.
Nathan Case He's bigger and faster and stronger too,
HES THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW
DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
How do these lyrics fit? It'a astonishing
And the there's Chunky
He's dead
I just noticed something, Donkey Kong in this game is SUPER angry in it. No seriously, he acts like that one aggressive jock who takes sports serious.
But then he concedes and starts crying
Those muscles gotta come from somewhere man. Should consider testing him before a suspension
@@KIPMUS And he also beats his chest
It cuz he lost his tie man
He's a goddamn gorilla, who let a gorrila into the field he's gonna kill everyone
Mario Strikers is the most Hardcore part of the Mushroom Kingdom :D
And they get hardcore of fucking soccer of all things
ElectronDenver And then they went Charged
2009 UltraDoom Tf2 Mod
Zacknificent The Unimpressive *FOOTBALL
Peach has renounced the throne, so has Bowser.
War has changed the landscape.
Time for some murder football.
Dang it DK, now we need another ball...
That's why they upgraded to the metal powerball, but it doesn't work...
+Shy Guy (Deep Down Toast)
"...and a new cameraman...." XP
@@supermariobro93 Actually, I'm pretty sure in some of the victory/loss animations you can see that the cameras are self-propelled bots.
Lol
Wario: I have anger problems, I destroyed a ball after losing a game. We need another new one.
Jesus Christ, DK’s art makes him look like he’s ready to rip out your spine
Because he is. XD
KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!!
***** yes
Kobatu Nice
Whoa, those are some giant-ass drums.
*Giant ass dongs
*Big ass Kongas
giant ass-drums
Please do not talk about Donkey Kong's ass like that 😖
oh these ae some pretty cool bananas
The strong and aggressive African tribal drums fits him well.
The first bad guy in video gaming, who has fists the size of your head. Just crushed a solid steel sphere under his foot. And now he has armour……
……Shit…
ook ook i require at least 20 bananas
Armor* no offense
@@SackboyLBP no its spelled both ways
No offense
It was my grand dad though
@@DonkeyKongJr You're still menacingly badass though
11/10 would DK Rap to this.
Deku Scrubber more like dashie
@Constance Terry mope
WarioWare Gold's rap is much better!
*DK's Theme*
Expectations: Something from DK Country Returns
Reality: Dem Bongos Tho
Mario Strikers Charged came before DKC Returns. Mario Strikers Charged released in 2007, while DKC Returns came out in 2010.
You would expect a pretty jazz soundtrack, but this is a ritual sacrifice, so that don't matter none
The song that plays when I expand dong
Donkey Kong: *smashes camera and smashes the ground*
He loves being overpowered in this game
actually thats waluigi
im only the third best captain
@@MSCDonkeyKong
WAH CHEESE
*Fricken Smashes the camera*
@@MSCDonkeyKong You do hit the camera during your win
Petey's the overpowered one here. Very slow, but he'll give a run for your money!
This theme really makes Donkey Kong the king of the jungle!
*Casual Bongos.*
The Exotic Bongos.
You guys have high quality memes right here
THEY DONT SOUND CASUAL NO MORE
TAKE ME OFF THIS ELEVATOR RIDE
*These casual bongos have turned sour!*
Ha!🤣
JESUS CHRIST!
THAT ART OF DK IN THIS GAME IS TERRIFYING!
IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO TEAR YOU TO PIECES!
Edit: Wow, my old TH-cam comments are embarrassing to read. Also fixed spelling errors.
OOK OOK GIVE KONG 30 BANANA OR KONG GET ANGRY
@@Arkensius1157 thank you :)
@@MSCDonkeyKong guess what
@@MSCDonkeyKong And please, do not hurt me! I just want to become your friend, DK!
@@damienmoses124 What?
Expand dong was my favorite character.
I love how you can recite the DK Rap to this music.
I don't know about that. When it comes to Nintendo using rap, WarioWare Gold does a much better job with it! Starring 13 amp and 18-volt.
DK looks scary this time around.
His shot are to op when white ball
+Bubble Kirby LXXVII (BubbleKirby77)
But then you hear his voice and you know he at least means well. ...Usually.
"Now it's time! Someone will be voted off the island."
DK Rap: Jungle Edition!
How about the WarioWare Gold Rap?
Mighty mole, dry bones, and hammer bro + Dk as leader makes for a crushing amount of power!
Dry bones because his special is op as hell.
*teleports into the goal*
*Monty mole
@@margarethawihardja3839 Monty mole is pathetically predictable tho
80% of the comments: dong jokes.
10% of the comments: we need a new ball.
9% of the comments: this game is great.
1% of the comments: this
this
this
Dude ur comment is not original, u know that right?
iiPhalange Did anyone ask?
wait I commented this I came back to listen to funny Luigi and I find this comment from two years ago how and why did I post this
He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
Now he's finally back
*From the depths of hell!*
@Constance Terry Did you seriously copy and paste this under every rap related comment you could find and call it "an even better Nintendo rap" for each and every one?
Lemme show you a BETTER Nintendo rap!
"Never heard my name? Well that's a shock.
Forget my fame. You want his game? Let's talk.
You don't know this kid. So why do you care?
It's really no big. I won it fair and square.
I was on my way home. Saw this kid looking sad.
Wondered what was wrong, and I thought I should ask.
You say the game is yours. I won't debate facts.
But maybe my rappin' skills could win it back.
My rhymes are epic and my beats are tight.
With your subpar bars, this won't be a fair fight.
You wanna take that gamble, then hey, let's go.
Enough preamble. Time for the show.
Maybe you think there's no one better than you.
But if you beat me, I'll give you my games too.
Hey, deejay, let the records spin.
May the very best rapper standing here win!"
@@ConstanceTerry462 you already did this pal. Stop it.
Never seen anyone headbutt a ball and put so much curve on it.
R.I.P cameraman
mario-rock and roll
luigi-spanish
peach-sassy
daisy-90's rock
yoshi-church/game show
DK-bongo
diddy kong-indian
wario-german
Waluigi-texus banjo
bowser-punk
bowser jr-beach
petey-jamaican
Yeah pretty much
He’s the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
Imagine him dancing to his theme in Battle League
Man I love how they all gave each character a different theme, it makes them feel more unique to their personalities!
thx for uploading this, been looking for this for awhile, freaking love his theme
Oh my goodness donkey Kong destroyed the ball now we need to get another on
shouldn't it explode? when wario crushes it, the ball explodes in his face
Daniel Diamondminer yep it will
This is the only one that was expected
If you got tackled by an American Football player without padding, you'd be seriously injured or dead.
This should not expand dong
but it does
I like that its all percussion it fits so well!
DK in this game seriosly scares all
*Shoulder checks the camera*
Now he's showing his wild side.
Strikers has convinced me that DK is the most angry and aggressive character of the Mario Series. As well as the DK franchise possibly.
Yoshi And Donkey Kong Mario Soccer Theme At 0:03-3:57 Sec
If only we got King K. Rool as a Captain… it just isn’t complete without him.
Mario VS Bowser while DK, of course, VS K. Rool
DK VS K. Rool in a Strikers game would’ve been amazing
Imagine this theme in Junglebeat 🔥🔥
Must be strong if he flattenes the ball like wario flattened his trophy in Mario power tennis
You see, he is a great captain to pick because compared to the other captains, he is bigger, stronger, and faster too.
He is the first member, of the DK Crew!
@@arrowentertainment8739
HUH
DK. DONKEY KONG
DK. DONKEY KONG IS HERE
Me: "WAIT-NONONONONONO" (DK punches the camera) "DAOW!"
Simple nice drums
Oh now THESE are really cool bananas.
DK could represent South Africa in the World Cup.
This art really encapsulates the feeling of a goddamn gorilla
Reject Humanity, become Monke!
**punches the camera**
Tropical drum dance
The song where we are about to go back and return to monke
Must've been the first one you listened to then (or you didn't play the game). XD Nintendo did a really good job with everyone actually (except Mario in my opinion, but he IS a super hero and energetic, so even his fits very well).
Luigi: his voice is very similar to that of a Spanish singer
Peach: She's a princess and always in the spotlight
Yoshi: Cute and energetic, very kind and upbeat
Wario: Rich, snobby, and egotistical.
I'd say they fit very well.
Yes
His mega-strike... can fire in spurts.
DID SOMEBODY SAY HUNGA BUNGA
POV you have discovered the depths of the Congo jungle and taught the gorillas football
He’s bigger, madder, and ready for you!
Dat beat
ViewtifulShishigami good hu?
Damn DK way too angry in this game
HE COMES FROM THE ISLAND
BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR STRIKES
THE KING OF THE ISLAND
DONKEY KONG
Sounds like we're going to war in the first part!
JOYBOY... HAS RETURNED
Did I put in too many coconut cream pies?
Wario cap Productions may have resulted in the expansion of dong
Love that Jungle Rototom beat!
You drummers kno what Im talkin bout ! : DDD
When my teacher mentions my country
You're for north Africa ?
@@waluigimayar12 no i'm from the east
@@mysseraefim7852 middle east? Or Asia?
@@waluigimayar12 east of Africa (Somalia)
@@mysseraefim7852 you're not far away from me.
Thank you for selecting... *Casual Bongos.*
0:04 jak and daxter vibes right here
this game seriously needs to come back
It did
its ass compared to this one though sadly@@NickMario1
This would've fit DK Jungle Beat perfectly. It has that epicness to it that DK Jungle Beat had.
Donkey look like he hating
@TheMarja1967 Basically. Although, American Football is Rugby for wimps.
It's for wimps because of the sheer amount of armour they put on. In rugby, you have a tooth shield. Sometimes a coif.
So basically I’m M O N K E Y
This dude look like he t-posing bruh
Donkey Kong is like King Kong
What does this have to do with American Football and rugby? This game is about the football we in America call soccer!
New sport idea number 42: DONGBALL
When you step on the glasses...
The King is here, put the jingle music now! **playing music**
Now I know what Donkey Kong Surge sounds like
Is this how Dk gets the thunder/electricity thing? By crushing the ball and the electricity enters him? Damn
This was used as the final boss music in Dinky Kink 69!
DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!
Oh lawd he comin
DONG IS FULLY EXPANDED AND READY TO RUMBLE
You've clearly not seen much Rugby then. Some of the people playing that are huge.
Imagine that this Music Makes you think of King Kong.
Donkey Kong Smashing In!!!!!
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HIW WE BROKE THE METAL BALL XD
well look at it this way... In rugby you have what looks like soccer players tackling each other while in american football you have 280+ lb people who can bench about 300 lbs and squat around 700 lbs, hitting each othe relentlessy.... Now I for one have not seen anyone of that stature play rugby so we have plenty good reason to use those pads.
Watch out,the king of the Greek gods is going to arrive!
When you fully expanded
It's 🇨🇬 time
Valerio Tardio Ah, I see what you did there.
E TV The Ultimate *confused kong sound
Valerio Tardio I mean with the flag of Congo. 🇨🇬
E TV The Ultimate *Mobutu intensefy*
Sounds like something for Tarzan
This game is the equivalent of Football/Soccer with Australian rules-where there's basically no rules other than: whoever gets the ball in the back of the net the most within the time limit...wins.
Also, didn't exactly come here expecting a flame war about British rugby and American football. Kinda came here to listen to this theme, you know?
African music 🇿🇦🌰🍫💎
When the monkeys learn to use guns
BUT THIS BE FIGHTIN' THEME!
"BANANAAAAAAAA SLAMMA!!!" >:O
(Smashes the camera)