The Incredible Sounds of Synclavier II (1981)

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  • This is the full 24 minute blue vinyl record from 1981.
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  • @mikepokorny2835
    @mikepokorny2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    6:40 not bad for a "factory" pre-set. :D

    • @vco8450
      @vco8450  3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Expensive reverb and an nice console helps too

    • @80samandatheretro
      @80samandatheretro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Beat it

    • @JEANBRUCE1991
      @JEANBRUCE1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      aha that could have make a hit 😂 hee hee hee

  • @aaronberns8485
    @aaronberns8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    13:29, it sounds like something out of an old science or weather documentary film. The repetitive semiquaver motif notes and the larger value horn sounds give it that atmosphere.

    • @StopRequested
      @StopRequested 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "The brain is made up of billions and billions of microscopic neurons..."

    • @NickGreiner1988
      @NickGreiner1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Here in the Australian outback, not much grows"
      With sped up footage from a camera mounted underneath a helicopter/light plane

    • @JulesOnExpo
      @JulesOnExpo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reminds me of Bill Nelson’s solo ambient music! love this sound.

    • @PutItAway101
      @PutItAway101 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm picturing guys in labcoats developing even more convenient plastics

  • @PressRecord777
    @PressRecord777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    I find it astonishing that technology has advanced so far so fast, that people can listen to what was a $200K machine and the space shuttle of its realm, producing sounds that no human of the time had ever heard before, and sit back and go, like, meh.

    • @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
      @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they had bad sound systems then. few rich people had great speakers. The average clown didn't know what computers were let alone synths. but if they had spotify and lots of headphones back then, they'd be mindblown

    • @theboofin
      @theboofin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 WHAT? He means now. Speakers were fine back then.

    • @pieterkock695
      @pieterkock695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 speakers from the 70's and 80's were just amazing. not all of them of course but, those were the heydays kinda.

    • @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
      @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pieterkock695
      If they're not flat with low distortion, I don't consider them great.

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Man, that is so ridiculously expensive.

  • @revokdaryl1
    @revokdaryl1 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    New England Digital tried to sell Vangelis a Synclavier. Vangelis was interested, until he discovered that he had to shell out a bunch of extra cash to have two octaves added. He said "Synclavier claims to have the best piano sound in the world, and yet they sell it on a keyboard that has two less octaves than a conventional grand piano, and the Synclavier already costs $300,000.

  • @RipperFromYT
    @RipperFromYT ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It's funny seeing the "most replayed" graph/overlay on this video. The whole video is completely flat except one giant bump at the moment we all came for.

    • @NG-cf7zh
      @NG-cf7zh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beat it 😜

  • @eric1966tomson
    @eric1966tomson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like the fact that the first picture of a musician playing on a Synclavier is Tony Banks :)

    • @vco8450
      @vco8450  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm biased :)

  • @shkeni
    @shkeni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Incredible indeed.. this synth was used for absolutely everything. That Vivaldi at 21:59 sounds amazing.

  • @m10538
    @m10538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Oooo, I wanted one so bad in the 80's! I looked at the magazine ad's for these like looking at Playboy! I didn't get too much of either of those things at the time though. Just fantasizing.

    • @RoomAtTheTopStudio
      @RoomAtTheTopStudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahahahahahaha!!! Memories!! At least the synths don't leave and take half of what you have when they go lol

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RoomAtTheTopStudio Going on a bit of a tangent there, aren't you?

    • @RoomAtTheTopStudio
      @RoomAtTheTopStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@k-leb4671 Hahahahaha

  • @AndyNewman95
    @AndyNewman95 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:40 - BEAT IT, no more!

  • @JKVisFX
    @JKVisFX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Basically, the thing ran on a mini-frame computer similar to the PDP-1170. That was no small, cheap computer - even by 1981 standards. Companies ran their entire businesses on computers of that class.

  • @NelsonClick
    @NelsonClick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I knew a couple engineers that worked in a studio that had a Synclavier. When I was working with them they were no longer at that studio. However, it was all they ever talked about was how badass this thing was. It almost got boring the magnitude of which they raved about it. This was in the mid-80s.

  • @ebeyslough
    @ebeyslough 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Looking up this synthesizer because I have access to Arturia's Analog Lab via the Keylab Essential, and the Synclavier FM E Piano 2 in particular is so iconic that I immediately composed a song based on that sound. So very 80s and feels so very good

  • @wesllenribeiro4246
    @wesllenribeiro4246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    6:40 a intro mais arrepiante de MJ❤

    • @jkim3084
      @jkim3084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

    • @nbuehster
      @nbuehster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm wondering if they used a different synclavier, because the one in this video sounds different.

    • @PrayingToTheAlien
      @PrayingToTheAlien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nbuehster its one semitone higher than MJ's.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nbuehster É o mesmo porém o tom é que está diferente,
      Isso se chama timbre, é como uma Voz humana que soa diferente, mas para chegar ao original de Michael vai precisar mexer em vários botões pra chegar no timbre certo

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah and THIS came first, for those who don't know. :) Denny Jaeger wrote and played that piece on this record, and somehow someway MJ lifted it and used it for Beat It.

  • @terrymartin4234
    @terrymartin4234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6:40.Beat it! Beat it!🎶

    • @80samandatheretro
      @80samandatheretro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No one wants to be defeated

    • @eff7221
      @eff7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@80samandatheretro show you how funky strong as your fight (sorry if my lyrics is incorrect).

    • @pie2924
      @pie2924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael toke it from here.

    • @GigaJinGaming3711
      @GigaJinGaming3711 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eff7221 It doesn't matter 🎶 who's wrong or right, JUST BEAT IT!

  • @littlebritain64
    @littlebritain64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well, what to say? In 1981 You couldn't simply have the chance to beat it, absolutely. And still usable sounds today!

  • @donaldcorbet6877
    @donaldcorbet6877 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Now I have to find where I put my copy of this record. I would listen to it for hours when I bought my first a ensoniq and tried to model my own sounds. Great memories!

    • @NathanHassall
      @NathanHassall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that story! Wonderful memories to last a lifetime!

  • @ExeDist
    @ExeDist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I thought that was the THX test sound at the beginning....

    • @jackcimino8822
      @jackcimino8822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @insidemacrokosm
      @insidemacrokosm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exe. Dist "Tales From The Darkside" intro

    • @michaelbauers8800
      @michaelbauers8800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hah, very similar sounding

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @ Exe. Dist: Well the THX Deep Note was actually done on a computer similar to the technology used in the Synclavier II. So technically the instrument could have been used to re-create that destinctive sound as well :)

    • @antigen4
      @antigen4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      pretty sure that's where they got it from

  • @Synthnerd11
    @Synthnerd11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's fascinating listening back to this now.
    3:26 - sounds like one of the many Sync II patches that Tony Banks used in Home By The Sea (under the guitar solo near the end),
    7:35 - Home By The Sea bells mixed with the Mama lead?
    12:10 - Home By The Sea "ghosts" (used in the break between verses and the lead-in to Second HBTS)
    18:20 - definitely Tangerine Dream!
    19:50 - Laurie Anderson, something from Mister Heartbreak or Home of the Brave, I can't recall which track.
    Damn 16:20 and 17:11sound soooo close to analogue (something the DX7 just could not do)
    That bass note around 18:55 I think might be one of the sounds that David Shire used in the score for 2010: Odyssey Two. Not the best film, and not the best film score either, but some nice Sync II (and DX1) sounds. Ironically, Tony Banks was supposed to have scored 2010, so it likely would have still had Synclavier in it!

    • @vreschen939
      @vreschen939 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Laurie Anderson song is "Blue Lagoon" from Mister Heartbreak.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      19:50 was Blue Lagoon. You've got a great ear for these things, I didn't recognize most of them at first. th-cam.com/video/3rjQQ26vjoo/w-d-xo.html

  • @mixolydian2010
    @mixolydian2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Frank Zappa was a huge fan of the Synclavier using it extensively on Jazz from Hell and in other works, it helped him realise compositions that humans would find very difficult to play, he instrument until recently as been a huge mystery for me, so any videos like this help me a lot, thanks.

    • @R---66---R
      @R---66---R 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      'JAZZ FROM HELL'??? Yeah, baby!

    • @GStarGoku3
      @GStarGoku3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well actually, the music you're referring to was cotton candy pop music that he forced himself to write so that musical light weights, like yourself, would finance his real music projects.

    • @CJMusic2
      @CJMusic2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      James Ward Nice comment, you are obviously a superior being to the rest of us.

    • @smogfood
      @smogfood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Frank loved that "cotton candy pop music". He was never forced to write anything. He was also a big fan of 50's doo wap stuff. Everything he did was his "real" music projects.
      James Ward's ridiculousness aside, I must say
      G-Spot Tornado!

  • @aaronberns8485
    @aaronberns8485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    17:58 that brass sounds so 80’s.

    • @thomasholden-sharma2910
      @thomasholden-sharma2910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That kind of sounds like the brass melody for Billie Jean too. Seems like MJ was inspired a lot by this album

    • @marcio_souza007
      @marcio_souza007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It remembers me Steely Dan's "Do It Again", too.

    • @DavidTheCVINFECTI
      @DavidTheCVINFECTI 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomasholden-sharma2910 Billie Jean's brass was done with a Yamaha CS-80 and in various tracks.

    • @prototype8137
      @prototype8137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      70s even.

    • @emptyspotlight
      @emptyspotlight 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@marcio_souza007They did a mashup of both songs in the '80s It's amazing

  • @gnikjpen
    @gnikjpen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Way ahead of it's time back in the day. But price-wise out of reach for most musicians.

    • @LFOVCF
      @LFOVCF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Most countries!!!!

    • @blastfromthepast8344
      @blastfromthepast8344 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alan Hawkshaw has still got his - purchased circa 1980 - I've seen it. It still works but doesn't get used much.

    • @tedmerr
      @tedmerr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      $200k

  • @spicetbedhead
    @spicetbedhead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is amazing

  • @Vaporvice84
    @Vaporvice84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    @18:33-19:02 I'm getting some serious John Carpenter/Halloween vibes here. Or maybe Resident Evil. Those eerie hallways songs.

    • @dukeshoots5296
      @dukeshoots5296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds very alike the mansion from resident evil 1.

  • @mattsynth
    @mattsynth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    And now we have Omnisphere at one tenth the price. We have come a long way in sound development. It is a great time to be a musician.

    • @adamsmith4416
      @adamsmith4416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The original Synclavier was about $200,000, Omnisphere 2 runs to around $400 or so. So try recalculating, to make that about 1/500th or so of the price. With one tenth of the price of an original Synclavier I could get a very nice Eurorack Modular going :) Pretty much all modules I want would come to about that, so...Times have changed, that's for sure.

    • @mattsynth
      @mattsynth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Adam Smith Wow was it really that much. That is probably the cost of a nice house back then.

    • @adamsmith4416
      @adamsmith4416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It certain parts of Eastern and Southern Europe you could probably get a decent holiday villa for that much. In South America, probably two:D
      The take home story, for me, is that there were a lot of big budgets for music production back then. So, while the equpiment is cheaper now, making money can actually be harder.

    • @therealcubiksrube
      @therealcubiksrube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, the main impact of the Synclavier wasn't it's internal additive synthesizer but the high quality sampling and sequencing function, but today with Pro Tools or Logic nobody would even want to work that way anymore.

    • @JanPBtest
      @JanPBtest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The _original_ Synclavier is now available from Arturia as "Synclavier V". It costs $200 or so (I forget). It's based on the _original source code_ for Synclavier. Arturia hired Cameron Jones who was one of the original developers at New England Digital.

  • @Shred_The_Weapon
    @Shred_The_Weapon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Two of my favorite specimens of this instrument are the two records that DonDorsey made in the latter 80s, BachBusters and Beethoven or Bust. He not only used sounds internal to the Synclavier, but he made incredible use of its outputs, sending MIDI signals to the different modules he had in his arsenal during those years, such as the Roland MKS80, Yamaha TX7 and TX816 or the Oberheim Xpander, as well as others.

    • @TheMikeFun
      @TheMikeFun ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Those Don Dorsey albums were like the last of the "classical music on a synth" genre. I was nerdy synth loving teen at the time and I liked them for what they were, even though I thought they were corny as hell.

    • @Shred_The_Weapon
      @Shred_The_Weapon ปีที่แล้ว

      They might have been corny, @@TheMikeFun. You couldn’t tell me that though, since I was too busy enjoying them to notice. Still am to be honest.

  • @CatastrophicG
    @CatastrophicG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it! Great gear! Such quality tone

  • @Cesarsound1
    @Cesarsound1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    6:40 so Michael's Jackson's "Beat It" lent this sound from this vinyl ...

    • @gnikjpen
      @gnikjpen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +J Cesarsound yep. I saw a photo of his band's setup - his keyboardist had two Synclaviers on the stage.

    • @Cesarsound1
      @Cesarsound1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +King Penson thanks.

    • @DamianYerrick
      @DamianYerrick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +J Cesarsound And whoever composed "Deep Note" (THX sound mark) may have heard 0:02.

    • @AlainRaes67
      @AlainRaes67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      no tangerine dream used that patch 2 years prior allready before jackson on the opening track of exit album , but the mk1 could probably make that sound as well genesis and kim wilde used the mk1, compass point studios howard jones used mk2 as this was the mainstay instrument of his producer rupert hine

    • @sebcubille
      @sebcubille 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its literally the equivalent of using stock sounds haha

  • @episnod
    @episnod 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was able to spend time with machine at Ithaca College in the early 1980s. Blew my mind at the time and changed my perceptions of music.

  • @KiR_3d
    @KiR_3d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How it can be disliked? )) Amazing synthesizer!

    • @Asmotiv
      @Asmotiv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The dislikers are proffesional idiots. The get paid for dislike anything

    • @kylereese5869
      @kylereese5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Asmotiv Maybe modern day teens.

    • @kylereese5869
      @kylereese5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cause I am a teen and I was fascinated by this synth.

    • @TheMazo02
      @TheMazo02 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it sounds cold and uncanny :D I did not dislike but I do not like these and also dx7.. very unnatural

  • @souzafelipe7435
    @souzafelipe7435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Richest sounds produced with this classic keyboard

  • @jameswest8280
    @jameswest8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Synclavier has always been my favorite instrument. Truly the most versatile keyboard ever made, with the highest quality sound, well worth the $200K ($400K today) price sticker. It wasn't just a keyboard, it was a self contained recording studio.

    • @gingervytis
      @gingervytis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was a Synclavier product specialist five years. We sold a full-blown 8 track HD / sampling unit to Miami Sound Machine. They wrote a check for $387K and Emilio Estefan said, "Now the monkey is on your back. You must deliver!" I spent a month in Criteria studio with them, helping to program the thing. Working for N.E.D. got me interested in programming, and I've been a software engineer ever since.

    • @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207
      @captainvoluntaryistthestat3207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gingervytis
      what are your thoughts on software emulations above? do they sound faithful to the original?

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gingervytis I would would be hard pressed to write a check for $387.

    • @turretstudios9907
      @turretstudios9907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jameswest8280 Awesome little anecdote! Was the quality of the sound output inherently superior in the original hardware version compared to, say ,Arturia? or was it something else?

    • @jameswest8280
      @jameswest8280 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turretstudios9907 not sure, the thing that impresses the most, is what they were able to do using the current technology of the time.

  • @JKVisFX
    @JKVisFX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 20:45 is one of my all-time favorite electronic classical music albums: Jeffrey Reid Bakker's, "The Four Seasons." It is from the "Summer" movement. I haven't heard that in years. I remember reading that he had two Synclavs linked together to get stereo output.

    • @kevinmcguire1766
      @kevinmcguire1766 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure you're not thinking of Patrick Gleason? I used to have a vinyl LP he made of The Four Seasons using two Synclavier II's for stereo.

    • @JKVisFX
      @JKVisFX ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinmcguire1766 Yes, you are correct. I had that very same vinyl LP. Then I got it on CD. And now I have it as an Apple Music file in their new uncompressed and remastered format. It sounds amazing.

  • @michaelbauers8800
    @michaelbauers8800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Excellent sounds for 1981. Some of these are so 80s, I think I have heard them on 80s records ( besides the obvious Beat It intro I mean)

  • @KortKramer
    @KortKramer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A landmark instrument. Love the sounds!

  • @WaterfrontStudios
    @WaterfrontStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    18:19 Tangerine Dream "Exit"

  • @keisaboru1155
    @keisaboru1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These sound sound so good my brain is enjoying !!!

  • @crominion6045
    @crominion6045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hearing some Tangerine Dream Exit and of course MJ's Beat It in there. One of my fave songs ever done on Synclavier was Eddie Jobson's Lakemist. 👍

  • @MRKeema-vc6lv
    @MRKeema-vc6lv ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember getting that blue LP demo in late fall 1980 or early 1981, When I first heard MJs Beat it intro, I said that came from the Synclavier demo lp. 1981

  • @alexjeanedvard
    @alexjeanedvard ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing 👏 great Work!!

  • @Turboy65
    @Turboy65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Synclavier is now available in Apple's App Store. Your phone can be a Synclavier. How technology has changed.

  • @SRDhain
    @SRDhain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    18:20 sounds like the start of a track on TANGERINE DREAM'S 'EXIT' . And the sound after that sounds like it was used on DOMINION, the live album.

    • @nicksutton2964
      @nicksutton2964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes you are right. Also at around 5:50 and after you may recognise something too! You can also hear a Synclavier sound used on White Eagle, Mojave Plan at about 9: 40 onward, which is the same as used on Michael Jackson's Beat It.

    • @mickeythompson9537
      @mickeythompson9537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes indeed.
      They did claim in an interview to have hired a Synclavier in for some sounds... but I'm betting this demo disc just got sampled instead.
      (Not forgetting the section from André Almuro's _Musiques Experimentales_ LP that got flown into the middle break of Ricochet.)

  • @lonophonic117
    @lonophonic117 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Didn’t know much about this but listen to some videos of the presenting sounds was cool. But this bloody hell hearing the first 3 presets just blew me away. It is truly an incredible synthesizer. Creating the most atmospheric, powerful and also scary sounds.

  • @erik61801
    @erik61801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a ringtone and phone notification sound treasure trove. thanks.

  • @nickkarasek8787
    @nickkarasek8787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Someone mentioned below that the driving computer might be compared to an 11/70. NSM. New England Digital (NED - out of White River Junction in VT.) built a discrete component box with a max memory of 128K and two 3.5" disk drives, later upgraded to 8" drives. Two versions of this computer were available - the Able 40 and Able 60 - originally for use in labs at universities in the NE for real-time applications. The programming language Scientific Programming Language (XPL) was structured much like PL1 and was 'compiled' to p-code - Heathkit Z-19 and DEC VT100 connected via serial ports were the general video terminals of choice. 16-bit Interfaces were provided on add-on cards for various external devices such as a 30MB Priam voice-coil disk. Everything had to be coded at a very low level to provide the appropriate driver for the device - but it all worked and was fast. All this just FYI - I had a 40 in 1980 - loved it - wrote BASIC for it - wrote an 8-terminal 'OS' for it (round-robin interrupt stack) and the first MLS system in NC.

  • @pedrogoyamusic
    @pedrogoyamusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    First sound reminds me "Another Part of Me" Mj intro

  • @PrimitiveInTheExtreme
    @PrimitiveInTheExtreme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds wonderful.

  • @vinceclarke3375
    @vinceclarke3375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    chior/pad sound @12:00 is amazing.

  • @jeshkam
    @jeshkam 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:52 Oh, I love that tubular bell sound. So dark and distinct.

    • @Gencoil
      @Gencoil 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds awfully similar to a sound used in Depeche Mode's "The Landscape is Changing".

    • @jeshkam
      @jeshkam 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gencoil My thoughts exactly! 🙂

  • @albertastorms
    @albertastorms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The one sound is from the intro of Michael Jackson's Beat It!

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep! It's a preset and it's called Galactic Cymbal :)

  • @Shred_The_Weapon
    @Shred_The_Weapon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think often about how this proto-workstation synthesizer was used on several of the recordings which lined my formative years, a partial list including two Michael Jackson records, two offerings by (pyrotechnics specialist) Don Dorsey, the Alan Silvestri score from Flight of the Navigator, various Police/Sting recordings, various Stevie Wonder recordings, Graceland, at least one Kenny G song, at least two Genesis albums and various songs by Mr. Mister and Paul Davis.

    • @consumeristutopia2098
      @consumeristutopia2098 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When did Kenny g use it?

    • @Shred_The_Weapon
      @Shred_The_Weapon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Consumerist Utopia, it's during his "Breathless" album from 1992. One of his co-composers programmed the Synclavier II on two songs.

    • @consumeristutopia2098
      @consumeristutopia2098 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know the songs?

    • @Shred_The_Weapon
      @Shred_The_Weapon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's tracks 5, 9 and 11, Consumerist Utopia. They include "By the Time This Night is Over" featuring Peebo Bryson, "Even If my Heart Would Break" featuring Aaron Neville and "Sister Rose".

    • @trevorwoodley3897
      @trevorwoodley3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walter Afanasieff who produced Kenny G's biggest albums used the Synclavier extensively. He also used it on stuff he produced for Mariah Carey (the nylon string guitar passage on her song "My All", for example), Celine Dion and many others. He's mostly a schlockmeister - type producer but his productions sounded exceptional in no small measure to the NED tech. And he used really big drum sounds.

  • @Esperluet
    @Esperluet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    5:50 MJ's "Another part of me intro" ?

    • @vco8450
      @vco8450  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The later Synclavier (by '87 it became unbelievably expensive) was all over 'Bad'. Lots of TX/DX yamaha too. That might be where the intro came from. Anyone here know what else was used on that album?

    • @Drygon52
      @Drygon52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vco8450 6:41 Is the intro to Beat it.

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vco8450 Roland D-50 was used a lot on that album too.

    • @therestorationofdrwho1865
      @therestorationofdrwho1865 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t hear it.

    • @JustKrypt1X
      @JustKrypt1X 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@vco8450Another part of me was recorded in 1985 for Captain E.O

  • @JimRobb44
    @JimRobb44 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had this disc back in the 80s!

  • @rare_grooves_shack_1983
    @rare_grooves_shack_1983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i always wondered why trevor horn & the art of noise went from 8 bit fairlights to cheap consumer grade akais instead of synclaviers which could handle HD audio and were so much more advanced.

    • @MrSJHills
      @MrSJHills 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      funk toon Trevor Horn owned a Synclavier from the time of Frankie Goes To Hollywood. He used it a lot with Steve Lipson. I custom rebuilt it for him in the 90s. A later model than the one here. And don’t forget before comparing it to other systems that you are listening to a 35 year old vinyl record. And vinyl has its limitations. In real life it is a much fuller sound. And it would develop a lot in the next 10 years.

  • @marcbrasse747
    @marcbrasse747 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I kind of underestimated it at the time. I was more of a Fairlight man myself. As if I ever got near either one, ahum!
    So the best Michael Jakson bit ever was just a rip off? For years I thought that Baet It sound had been made on a PPG Wave 2.2. No wonder I was never able to recreate something like it it when I finally got my own incarnation (Waldorf XT).
    Overall the Synclavier however reminds me most of the DX 7 but then without that gnarly bell like quality that saoked almost every first generation DX sound.
    Of course any laptop can nowadays do more but I'd still love to own and use one.

  • @Frisenette
    @Frisenette 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The synth part of this machine has not ever been equaled. So a unique and versatile sound. Sampling is still as good as the best of today.

    • @audioartisan
      @audioartisan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Fairlight CMI Computer Musical Instrument Series III ;)

    • @trevorwoodley3897
      @trevorwoodley3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the Stnclavier sampling rate was/is 50kHz as opposed to the more common 44.1kHz. And the samples still sound amazing.

    • @snuppssynthchannel
      @snuppssynthchannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@audioartisan Synclavier 9600 ;) ;) ;)

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trevorwoodley3897 There's no human-audible improvement from 44.1kHz to even 192kHz. If 50kHz was used on the Synclavier it was probably due to steep-enough filters not being available.

  • @KRAFTWERK2K6
    @KRAFTWERK2K6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kraftwerk bought one of these too. The spent days, weeks and months to learn this thing and got lost in it. This was after Wolfgang Flür left the band and had a chat with Karl Bartos who soon left the band as well.

    • @stephane9544
      @stephane9544 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please develop if you're still alive.

  • @francoisalbert5605
    @francoisalbert5605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:18 The magical sound used for the album "Exit", by Tangerine Dream!

  • @kylesowyrda1633
    @kylesowyrda1633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:30 organ from the solo in That's All by Genesis

  • @etankohcz1842
    @etankohcz1842 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn!!! I still can't afford any of these marvelous machines!!!!

    • @spartaprague417
      @spartaprague417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Arturia Synclavier V is as close as you'll get. All the famous timbres are there.

  • @johnyvico
    @johnyvico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    And with that beat it was born

  • @mahmut0815
    @mahmut0815 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The beginning reminded me of the song Running with the Devil by Van Halen 1978. th-cam.com/video/Bl4dEAtxo0M/w-d-xo.html
    Wikipedia says
    The song begins with a collection of car horns sounding. The horns were taken from the band's own cars and mounted in a box and powered by two car batteries, with a foot switch. Producer Ted Templeman slowed the horns down before adding them to the track.

  • @MegaCirse
    @MegaCirse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These were the offers of this ancient wild world !

  • @michaelmitchell8218
    @michaelmitchell8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mega money synth. Could cost 250,000 or more for the full set up. But it was advance for its time. It was better than the Fairlight. But some think the Fairlight was as good but it wasn’t. But the Fairlight did have a better setup. This machine was mad for its time and even used today because of how powerful it is. Had a fantastic sampling rate on it and FM synthesis which then become the famous Yamaha DX7 in 1983. So these two synths are related to each other in a way. Great tech.

    • @cnfuzz
      @cnfuzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You confuse the versions of the synclavier , the 100 khz sampling was on synclavier 2 , i think it was 1983/4 as soon as they got into hd recording

  • @ruitezinho8817
    @ruitezinho8817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The first sound is similar to the intro of "Runnin' With The Devil" but that one was made with real car horns.

    • @Kohntarkosz
      @Kohntarkosz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually, it's not. I read in Guitar Player, where Eddie said he plucked the whammy bar springs, while releasing the bar, and they flipped that over so it played backwards on the record.

    • @c.c.7687
      @c.c.7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kohntarkosz - Keep in mind, Eddie has at least three completely different stories for everything he's ever been involved with. I've read where Alex and Dave mention actual car horns being used too.

    • @glengamble526
      @glengamble526 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It IS actual car horns. A group of them. They used to use it live, too. But to give credit where it’s due, it was actually Gene Simmons of Kiss who developed the idea of de-tuning the horns from A to E for the intro of Running a with The Devil. He produced VH’s first professional demo and they did and early version of House of Pain (1984) that had the car horns blasting periodically thorough the song breaks. The next song on the demo was RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL, so Simmons destined the horns from A to E to intro the song. Ted Templemen likes it so much, he stole the idea when he recorded VH’s first album.

  • @therealcubiksrube
    @therealcubiksrube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is interesting because it makes you understand for example where some of the sounds on the earlier Depeche Mode records come from. But honestly, the big digital synthesis game changer of the time was Yamaha's DX-7, the Synclavier's internal synth isn't really lightyears beyond the DX-7 or DX-5 in terms of versatility.
    You could also get all of these sounds and more for much cheaper using Music 5, Cmusic and others.
    The main impact of the Synclavier was it's high quality sampling capability combined with the internal sequencer.
    Art of Noise, Depeche Mode, Propaganda, Frankie Goes To Hollywood produced some of their tracks completely without any multichannel tape just using the Synclavier.
    The additive synth in the Synclavier was just an add-on for most.

    • @mixolydian2010
      @mixolydian2010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as did Frank Zappa on Jazz From Hell

    • @baward
      @baward 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Martin Gore was the main Synclavier programmer in 1984, along with of course Alan WIlder.

    • @matthewguitarhero8946
      @matthewguitarhero8946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      baward Also during the record of album "Construction Time Again" in 1983...

    • @baward
      @baward 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought that that was the Emulator 1.

    • @matthewguitarhero8946
      @matthewguitarhero8946 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      baward Depeche Mode used only Emulator II, Emulator I used New Order, Genesis, Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson in his album "Thriller"

  • @MarcelloDiLorenzo
    @MarcelloDiLorenzo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love _Synclavier II_ !

  • @darwinsaye
    @darwinsaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kind of hilarious that people hate on Yamaha DX synths and worship the Synclavier. Same FM synthesis, licensed from Yamaha, just expanded.

  • @mumulove
    @mumulove 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The character of this thing is amazing. Anyone that thinks software synths can replicate any hardware synth should listen to this thing.

    • @djGreenALERT
      @djGreenALERT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ Bastille Tell that to Arturia, they're the only ones who don't believe it!!!!

    • @chrisstrobel3439
      @chrisstrobel3439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bastille Yeah its DA converters had its own character as did the Fairlight, PPG Wave 2.2, etc. Problem is I'm listening to this demo on my computer through my EMU 1616m's DA converters, and it sounds no better than any of my Kontakt Synclav Samples which also run through the same DA converter. To really appreciate any of the 80's unobtainium digital synths you have to go play one in a studio somewhere through a NEVE, SSL, API, etc. console, and that just ain't gonna happen for 99.9999% of us.

    • @audioartisan
      @audioartisan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bastille, there are some that actually can. Check the Roland Cloud Legendary series, The Korg Collection, and U-HE's work.

    • @nikbivation
      @nikbivation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Guyz, this thing is actually a "soft synth", it was one of the earliest digital synthesizers and samplers, and many of its amazing sounds are indeed samples. However, I too can hear the sounds so clear, so natural and realistic that amazes me and makes me wonder why can't the home keyboards replicate such a clear sound even after so many generations of development?... Things have gotten stale or what.. Do the DAs make so much difference?

    • @henryrichard7619
      @henryrichard7619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The main issue is that so many companies are trying to replicate analog synthesizers digitally (and, to their credit, they're getting pretty close) instead of innovating and creating new, innovative digital synthesizers.

  • @ajrabadon
    @ajrabadon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:26 THAT CHURCH ORGAN! What timbre is this?

  • @NG-cf7zh
    @NG-cf7zh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:41 damn that gets me amped up haha

  • @AlainRaes67
    @AlainRaes67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    and 4 years later everyone could make this on a 3500 dollar setup mirage , atari and dx21/tx7 and unless you were in the film business this was allready becoming a dinosaur but one with expensive b52 knobbed frontpanel and the smell of veneer , to my knowledge the first album i heard it on was 1980 the korgis but i think the original mk1 synclav was mono sampling only , i also remembered
    certain countrys were excluded from buying them because of the cpu tech import ban.

    • @clusterchord1
      @clusterchord1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i first heard it on Tangerine Dream "Exit" from 1981.
      the tam tam in the beginning of first track "Kiev Mission" and then the famous gong. which basically preceeded the Thriller by two years. also that slow portamento sound heard on this demo. they basically used all the great presets here all over that album.
      Synclavier II and also then new PPG Wave 2 have really defined the sound of this seminal record. along with the usual analog stuff they used.

  • @timothystevenhoward
    @timothystevenhoward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just found this record at a local thrift shop. what a find!

  • @georgereasonproductions
    @georgereasonproductions ปีที่แล้ว

    superb excellent

  • @LaOxidada
    @LaOxidada 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the beat it riff is cool and all, but there's some real impressive synth wizardry on display here.
    the electric guitar is especially impressive for 1981.

  • @klingklangwerk3319
    @klingklangwerk3319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kraftwerk used the synclavier from 1991 up until 2002

    • @june4135
      @june4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he operated on a pocket calculator

    • @rommix0
      @rommix0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Earlier than that. The Synclavier was notably used on their "Electric Cafe" album for instruments and FFT resynthesis of their voices for choir sounds (which the Fairlight could also do but Synclavier does it the best)

    • @klingklangwerk3319
      @klingklangwerk3319 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rommix0 very true. I meant the Synclavier was used for live performances from 91 to 2002

  • @brendank5413
    @brendank5413 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:10 might be the preset Nile Rodgers used on Material Girl by Madonna

  • @casachezdoom2588
    @casachezdoom2588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought Running With The Devil was about to play for a moment there...

  • @evankeal
    @evankeal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have this disk , was given to me when it came out as a kid. I listened to it all the time. Beat intro, did they grab it from this? It was a giant inspiration to me. I sampled it, borrowed from it often in the mid 80s for my music.

    • @JeffPalmer83
      @JeffPalmer83 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a video that Alex Ball made about this very topic!

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions ปีที่แล้ว

      yes. MJ basically lifted it from the record, by having Tom Bahler play it on HIS synclavier, pitching it up a semitone, and slowing it down slightly.

  • @joshymont1291
    @joshymont1291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:39 is the original sample of Michael Jackson's Beat It.

  • @fickfehler3866
    @fickfehler3866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
    Slow-motion weekdays stare me down
    Her lipstick reflex got me wound
    There were no defects to be found
    Snapshot image froze without a sound
    Thursday morning was a hot flash-factor
    Her face still focused in my mind
    Test-strip, proof-sheet love is hard to find
    Friday night we'll dance the spotlight grind
    Stop-time heart for me if she's not mine
    Freeze-frame (freeze-frame)
    Freeze-frame (freeze-frame)
    Freeze-frame (freeze-frame)
    Freeze-frame, now freeze
    Now I'm lookin' at a flashback Sunday
    Zoom lens feelings just won't disappear
    Close-up darkroom sweet-talk in my ear
    Her hot-spot love for me is strong
    This freeze-frame moment can't be wrong
    Freeze-frame (freeze-frame)
    Freeze-frame (freeze-frame)
    Freeze-frame…

  • @eddievhfan1984
    @eddievhfan1984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    TBH, one of the sounds that really surprises me from this thing if the tonewheel organ through a wah effect, after the "Beat It" gong. The Synclavier didn't really have interactive filtering-you could program in static filters if you had the Polyphonic Sampling upgrade, but nothing like a DCF/VCF. So how exactly was this done? I know you get somewhat similar effects by modifying the FM modulation depth, but nothing this resonant or vocal. Or maybe I'm mistaken?

    • @vinceclarke3375
      @vinceclarke3375 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      there had to be some amount post-processing on the final mix. there is a shit-ton of reverb some of those sounds. i would imaging they ran the output through a wah-pedal on that organ sound. i have the synclavier v and the only way i can imagine replicating that sound is by stacking multiple sounds and using phasing/fm amount to trick a filtered(with resonance) sound...but i cant get anywhere close. cool demo though

    • @eddievhfan1984
      @eddievhfan1984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, the Casio CZ synths could do it via their phase distortion method, which is closely related to the FM/PM that the Synclavier does. They basically hard-sync the modulator wave to force a resonance frequency and do some clever processing to smooth it out.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 ปีที่แล้ว

      > Well, the Casio CZ synths could do it via their phase distortion method, which is closely related to the FM/PM that the Synclavier does
      Absolutely false. CZ synthesis, which I've written a software synthesizer that emulates and extends, is basically an extremely clever way to simulate analog cutoff and resonance on sawtooth, square waves, and a few other basic waves, while only using a sine wave output. There's really no relation whatsoever to Yamaha-style "FM". You are right that technically they used PM but it's a distinction without a difference as with sine waves they are utterly identical in theory, PM however requiring far far less mathematical precision to implement. The fact you even mention PM suggests you're just parroting things you've read without understanding what you're talking about.

    • @eddievhfan1984
      @eddievhfan1984 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lqr824 I said related, not exact. I get that the CZ/VZ series used their implementation of phase modulation to achieve results significantly different from Yamaha's FM synthesis method. I mentioned it as the closest then-contemporary equivalent digital synthesis technology that stood a chance of reproducing some of these sounds. If you're interested in improving knowledge on the subject, I'm highly supportive, but you don't have to get hostile and assume the worst out of your audience right out of the gate; it's counterproductive. That said, if you have done of a softsynth implementation of PD, I'd totally check it out, if you can provide a link to the project.

    • @lqr824
      @lqr824 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eddievhfan1984 OK, you're right, "related" can mean more distantly related as well as more closely related, and I wasn't thinking of that. Sorry for the tone of voice. The similarity of the two is that you have a base sinewave and rather than play the wave at a fixed speed, you speed up and slow down the playback speed (in FM, or playback position in PM) using something else. In that sense they're related. In FM, it's another (typically) audio wave, while in CZ it's much more complicated and variable. In that respect, they're utterly unrelated. There are actually very few sounds that both DX and CZ synths can both make.
      My soft synth basically takes a modular synth approach to voice design, but allows any amount of math in the interconnections, and rather than a diagram just does the whole thing in text. So the synth itself doesn't have any built-in CZ emulation, but rather, has enough power for a user to write a CZ voice out of a sine oscillator or two plus some math. And it ships with such a module called "Cazanova" pre-written that you can use as is (as shown in this video), but if there's anything you don't like about it or want to do something different you can just do your own thing. The vid has a link to the software.
      th-cam.com/video/VLXXhyMHx2Y/w-d-xo.html

  • @buzzfunk
    @buzzfunk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And yet, it still sounds better than any VST out there today. That says something. (IMO).

    • @boomtish4520
      @boomtish4520 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arturia synclavier ☺️. Seriously, it’s good.

    • @zap7759
      @zap7759 ปีที่แล้ว

      VST, hardware.. Who cares? That's like arguing which saw wave through which lowpass is the most organic.. Who cares lol

  • @mr.hashundredsofprivatepla3711
    @mr.hashundredsofprivatepla3711 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:37

  • @francoisbasquin6974
    @francoisbasquin6974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:11 this sound has been used by Wally Badarou

    • @fotografl
      @fotografl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exact. Album Echoes, First track "keys", right?

  • @woodshed_moments
    @woodshed_moments ปีที่แล้ว

    I used program fairlight and Synclaviers when they’re out back in the day when people are too lazy to sample stuff - these were very sophisticated Youness but at the end of the day, by the time EMU hit the market with the “emulator” it was pretty much came over for expensive sampler/Sample conductors.

  • @osobean8628
    @osobean8628 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Reminds me of a science documentary.

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions ปีที่แล้ว +1

      probably was used IN many science shows of the 1980's. :-D

  • @MitchMarcoulier
    @MitchMarcoulier 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice Fred!

  • @fritsvanzanten3573
    @fritsvanzanten3573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:43 well, this seems to be the inspiration for MJ's Beat It.

  • @Elboy522
    @Elboy522 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im really curious. How do you make the bell tolling sound heard at 0:52, and what is the sound actually called?

    • @baward
      @baward 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's a Synclavier factory sound called 'Church Bell' but it has some effects added to it.

  • @djpep1855
    @djpep1855 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    17:57 must the the inspiration for 'The way you make mee feel'. Especially if you listen to the rehearsal in This is It where MJ tries to explain how it's suppose to sound...

  • @blogengeezer4507
    @blogengeezer4507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here due to the creator passing in Vt, at the age of 83.

  • @KarlGeorges
    @KarlGeorges 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now that's what I call a nice demonstration.

  • @Oxygene1841
    @Oxygene1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jean Michel Jarre owns one and I think he used it on the Chronologie album early 90s

  • @samiam9059
    @samiam9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exciting times those were... :{

  • @RICHGREENNOW
    @RICHGREENNOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think if my memory serves me this was made by New England Digital and ran for ten grand or was it a hundred grand...so much for my memory.... You can do the same with a few hundred today and with better inflections.

    • @vco8450
      @vco8450  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      in 1980, a bare-bones 8-voice model was only like $14k I think - cheaper than two PPG's. Then, by 1985 the company had developed a number of state of the art upgrades. Then you could get a fully decked-out system in 1988 for $500K. Unbelievable.

  • @Sonictrainkid
    @Sonictrainkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i need that synthesizer now because of that church organ pach at the beginning

  • @johnbreighner5852
    @johnbreighner5852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:44 reminds me of the Wraith (1986)

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somewhere in this there should be the same factory patch that Genesis used on Mama

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions ปีที่แล้ว

    am i the only one that always have thought the Galactic Cymbal sounded more like a bell? like tubular bells? that's what i thought the sound was supposed to be, many years ago upon first hearing Beat It. lol It reminded me of a bell being hit really hard with a distorted sound.

  • @martinarnold5239
    @martinarnold5239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm on a Mission, from Kiew!