5:40 Russia VS USA Burgers 17:00 Hungary VS Ukrain Cockholes 27:40 Belarus VS France Frogs 40:30 Germany sausages VS Chech rep 50:30 Russia VS UK 1:03:44 Italy pizzaboys VS Poland Kurwas 1:18:18 Belarus VS USA Burgers 1:27:10 Ukrain Cockholes VS Germany sausages 1:38:43 Russia VS France Frogs 1:49:27 Hungary VS Chech rep 1:57:45 Belarus VS UK 2:07:28 Ukrain Cockholes VS Italy pizzaboys 2:19:20 USA Burgers VS France Frogs 2:28:54 Poland kurwas VS Germany sausages 2:39:05 Hungary VS Italy spagetti 2:48:54 USA Burgers VS UK 2:59:22 Russia VS Belarus 3:07:19 Poland Kurwas VS Chech rep 3:23:19 France Frogs VS UK 3:36:26 Chech rep VS Italy spagetti 3:51:06 Ukrain Cockholes VS Poland Kurwas 4:01:47 Germany sausages VS Italy spagetti 4:14:04 Ukrain Cockholes VS Chech rep
I began to manually skip ahead to the fight beginnings and then saw this post. If you dont care for the in-between interviews/commentary this is the perfect way to watch all action for 30-45 mins instead of 4.5 hrs.
Gotta say I love the sportsmanship that is displayed. No one seems to have harsh feelings after the battle ends. Just pleasing to see such great sportsmanship in such an old themed sport.
lol, hope you have fun :D. Also, checked out your profile, (I'm Canadian lol but whatever without the U.S. army we'd be fucked) thanks for your service for your country.
Velociraptor Perry Thank you for your support! :) This looks like a blast would definitely love this heheheh, and cheers to my Canadian brothers in arms ;)
Ok I need to talk more because this got me excited lol, the German merc with the yellow helm is the ONLY person i've seen with a Greatsword, probably wont work good in such a small arena but he deserves some recognition for that!
That guy wit the full Gothic plate and Gothic Sallet on the Czech team just looks bad-ass, seriously that armour has to be the best looking and best defence.. Awsome!
Did he do anything though? Beyond cheerleading for the crowd? Seems like that "bro" you only invite out when you're going out clubbing because he peacocks everywhere and attracts attention.
I know that the straight field represents a real experience of troop formation, but I think it should be bigger, like.. the way the soldiers are too squeezed onto each other, kind of restricts their body movements, well its just my opinion, I still loved it though :)
Does anyone know why so many competitors use swords in this competition? I would think that, since thrusting is a big no-no, everyone would opt for axes or maces for 1-handed weapons. I've never actually done something like this, but I would assume the more heavy-headed weapons would be better for the impacts, no?
i agree but perhaps there is a certain amount of weapons that have to be present but i don't know. sword just make less sense to me aswell although i am sure they are not impactless, perhaps cost less energy to use aswell.
+William if you are touching the ground with more that two points (even if third is a shield), or left ring borders -- you're dead, but if that third point is your enemy, when you fell together - you're alive.
This is a full contact battle. The armor protects you from cuts, broken bones, etc. But you feel everything. Believe me, many of those who fall down completely need medical attention.
+Olga Hein That is not correct. Ive done this for over 10 yrs and injury is not common. You know when you got hit, thats for sure.. but at the end of the day most players are bruised and exhausted and thats really it. Its about as injury prone as rugby. Some players get their bell rung pretty good and have to sit out and get checked out but real injuries are few.
+Linwe77 Its a dull impact that also leaves a stinging feeling. A paintball gun shot against heavy clothing feels similar. Its physically demanding to carry the weight of the armor and bruises are expected every time.
Feels unpleasant, but it's not painful, except halberds, you feel the halberds as they bend steel plates, burrowing and penetrating you self existence, feeling the agony and bashing of steel on steel and numbness on your limbs as you fall into darkness from too much shock on your system. It's cool!
The U.S. team is always at a disadvantage because they have to fly there and get less sleep. I assume they are there for just one weekend. How do they get their armor over there?
+Josh g Team Australia and NZ have to travel the furthest. Last year I was on a plane for 35 hours, this year it was about 30 :/ Needless to say, you try to arrive a few days early to rest a bit. Taking armour is easy, just expensive because you generally have to pay excess baggage fee's....
Apocalyptic Knights =))) no, we brute e-mail boxes of our competitors and then blackmail them =))) and in "reality" our fighters "hit like girls" and remember the opponents all their dirty secrets from e-mails during clinches =))) russians just go to the stage and all opponents lie down immediately not to provoke scandals =))))
real medjeval fights in armor had lots of wrestling becuase you cant just bash peaple to death the only way to kill an armoured knight is a gun but since they didnt have that they brought him on the ground and then bashed him to death and stabbed him in the bullocks
They seem to cautious, and the Russians pick them of quite slowly to begin with to gain superior numbers. I think the Yanks should be more aggresive. No doubt the Russians are very good though.
5:40 Russia VS USA Burgers
17:00 Hungary VS Ukrain Cockholes
27:40 Belarus VS France Frogs
40:30 Germany sausages VS Chech rep
50:30 Russia VS UK
1:03:44 Italy pizzaboys VS Poland Kurwas
1:18:18 Belarus VS USA Burgers
1:27:10 Ukrain Cockholes VS Germany sausages
1:38:43 Russia VS France Frogs
1:49:27 Hungary VS Chech rep
1:57:45 Belarus VS UK
2:07:28 Ukrain Cockholes VS Italy pizzaboys
2:19:20 USA Burgers VS France Frogs
2:28:54 Poland kurwas VS Germany sausages
2:39:05 Hungary VS Italy spagetti
2:48:54 USA Burgers VS UK
2:59:22 Russia VS Belarus
3:07:19 Poland Kurwas VS Chech rep
3:23:19 France Frogs VS UK
3:36:26 Chech rep VS Italy spagetti
3:51:06 Ukrain Cockholes VS Poland Kurwas
4:01:47 Germany sausages VS Italy spagetti
4:14:04 Ukrain Cockholes VS Chech rep
+Говяжий анус Thanks man :D Greetings from sausage lands!
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You guys have got some fierce fighters there. I am glad that the germans at least won against the italians.
I began to manually skip ahead to the fight beginnings and then saw this post. If you dont care for the in-between interviews/commentary this is the perfect way to watch all action for 30-45 mins instead of 4.5 hrs.
damage1509 -- Ukrain Cockholes detected
This needs to become a sport.
This thing happens every year I think. Then there are local leagues around the US.
The next one in 2017 is April 25 through May 2nd.
It will be in Barcelona, Spain.
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it is
IT IS
Gotta say I love the sportsmanship that is displayed. No one seems to have harsh feelings after the battle ends. Just pleasing to see such great sportsmanship in such an old themed sport.
It makes me so happy to see this hahaaha, how do I join the American Team? Awesome awesome show of combat sport here!
Velociraptor Perry
Great!!!! Much appreciated, buddy has a forge so this should be interesting XD
lol, hope you have fun :D. Also, checked out your profile, (I'm Canadian lol but whatever without the U.S. army we'd be fucked) thanks for your service for your country.
Velociraptor Perry
Thank you for your support! :) This looks like a blast would definitely love this heheheh, and cheers to my Canadian brothers in arms ;)
You're welcome and thanks dude :D
Velociraptor Perry
:D Thank YOU :)
Ok I need to talk more because this got me excited lol, the German merc with the yellow helm is the ONLY person i've seen with a Greatsword, probably wont work good in such a small arena but he deserves some recognition for that!
the constant high pitch buzzing is annoying, but still 100% worth it
Waw never seen this. Really cool sport. Does anyone know if there are clubs in Belgium?
Dat zou waanzinnig zijn maar ik denk eerder dat we bij Frankrijk of Duitsland Zouden horen.
ik weet het niet over belgie maar nederland volgens mij wel
That guy wit the full Gothic plate and Gothic Sallet on the Czech team just looks bad-ass, seriously that armour has to be the best looking and best defence.. Awsome!
Plus he has a nice flanged mace, more of them should
Did he do anything though? Beyond cheerleading for the crowd? Seems like that "bro" you only invite out when you're going out clubbing because he peacocks everywhere and attracts attention.
Наши и строй лучше держат. И поле боя строем покидают. Выдержка и сноровка делают своё дело)
the medics should wear something medieval to
and treat wounds with eagle feather, silver and crow bone
Aug Steyr plague doctors
Is there a reason why the arena is so small?
This is so good. You must be very strong to wear all that armour and to be able to move fast and fight.
I know that the straight field represents a real experience of troop formation, but I think it should be bigger, like.. the way the soldiers are too squeezed onto each other, kind of restricts their body movements, well its just my opinion, I still loved it though :)
Does anyone know why so many competitors use swords in this competition? I would think that, since thrusting is a big no-no, everyone would opt for axes or maces for 1-handed weapons. I've never actually done something like this, but I would assume the more heavy-headed weapons would be better for the impacts, no?
i agree but perhaps there is a certain amount of weapons that have to be present but i don't know. sword just make less sense to me aswell although i am sure they are not impactless, perhaps cost less energy to use aswell.
They don't want to kill each other so those kinds of weapons are worse than thrusts
This is absolutely my favourite sport .I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT IT
Kinda curious if their going to increase the team numbers like 35v35 or 40v40 or more
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Why is the arena so small?
I want to sign up! Where is the England team based! I want, I want!
Why is there no formations? My team would come out in a square.
I'm new on that and i don't even understand how do they know if they are dead or not while fighting...
+William if you are touching the ground with more that two points (even if third is a shield), or left ring borders -- you're dead, but if that third point is your enemy, when you fell together - you're alive.
kirpichto OMG, courius system but thank you for the info! :)
How does it feel to be hit ? Does it feel like a punch or do you barely feel it with the armor on?
This is a full contact battle. The armor protects you from cuts, broken bones, etc. But you feel everything. Believe me, many of those who fall down completely need medical attention.
+Olga Hein That is not correct. Ive done this for over 10 yrs and injury is not common. You know when you got hit, thats for sure.. but at the end of the day most players are bruised and exhausted and thats really it. Its about as injury prone as rugby. Some players get their bell rung pretty good and have to sit out and get checked out but real injuries are few.
+Linwe77 Its a dull impact that also leaves a stinging feeling. A paintball gun shot against heavy clothing feels similar. Its physically demanding to carry the weight of the armor and bruises are expected every time.
Feels unpleasant, but it's not painful, except halberds, you feel the halberds as they bend steel plates, burrowing and penetrating you self existence, feeling the agony and bashing of steel on steel and numbness on your limbs as you fall into darkness from too much shock on your system. It's cool!
all 4 hours ... i ve done this =) great! good comments!!!
I love this
where can I register?
This is awesome
when i'm in the military i'll tell them to make a team for this.
This needs to be wide scale in a field or something man
i might sound stupid but are those real swords and sharp?!?!?
Steel weapons, not sharp.
+Jonas Neuenfeld thanks.
rink way too small. wtf
List, not rink.
Why can't they just rush charge and tackle them down like bowling pins?
and if you rush them they will see you before you hit them and they will just hold their stance with their weapon in the front waiting for you
they should put all these teams in a huge 2v2
The U.S. team is always at a disadvantage because they have to fly there and get less sleep. I assume they are there for just one weekend. How do they get their armor over there?
+Josh g That is no excuse, everyone has to fly over there. I think they take their armour in the plane.
Plenty of teams have to fly there, and there are teams that also have further to fly
+Josh g Team Australia and NZ have to travel the furthest. Last year I was on a plane for 35 hours, this year it was about 30 :/ Needless to say, you try to arrive a few days early to rest a bit.
Taking armour is easy, just expensive because you generally have to pay excess baggage fee's....
+Arkapok81 How about transporting long weapons like halberd-type things, aren't they more costlier to bring than something small?
+kuopassa Generally fighters just take the pole arm head and have it attached to a pole at the event.
They need to nerf Russia, too OP...
they already nerfed Russia in olympic games and totally deleted in para olympic. isn't that enough?
Killian dRAKE I'm pretty sure Russia uses aimbots.
Apocalyptic Knights =))) no, we brute e-mail boxes of our competitors and then blackmail them =))) and in "reality" our fighters "hit like girls" and remember the opponents all their dirty secrets from e-mails during clinches =))) russians just go to the stage and all opponents lie down immediately not to provoke scandals =))))
Yep, because it's the only way they can even get even, but I am pretty sure the Russians will wipe the floor with the contenders anyway.
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Чем куртуазничать в беленьких латах,
Ебошь алебардой,
Будь, Брудер, "зольдатом"
Все-таки 5 на 5 зрелищней в плане скилла борьбы. В массовых зарубах порой непонятно - кто кого бьет (особенно, если цвет формы команд похож)
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2:22 I like voulge weapon :)
i wish they had this in america!
wtf!!!!!?? Argentina is here?????? I MUST JOIN
i guess hammers are not allowed.
That'd kill someone
really disappointed with all the clinching, and fence grabbing. Looks more like a medieval wrestling than medieval fighting
That is how things work.... have you ever tried to fight someone when you both have armor?
Crazy Crow It's just that nobody is using weapons designed to combat heavy armor.
Wraeclast janitor do you want blood and death in front of families and kids?
Jól el lettünk picsázva :D
Majd lesz jobb is :D
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Its Ukraine, not "the Ukraine". Its 2016, please. The commentators should know.
hafeed no 2017 check your privilege
Lol bye
real medjeval fights in armor had lots of wrestling
becuase you cant just bash peaple to death the only way to kill an
armoured knight is a gun but since they didnt have that they brought him on
the ground and then bashed him to death and stabbed him in the bullocks
The first match is already Russia and USA. LOL!
ПОКА НЕ ПОЛУЧИШЬ ПО БАШКЕ УВАЖАТЬ НЕ БУДУТ......
dam who else swall the hole thing gg
RULE BRITANNIA!
the Americans should have used halberds.
They seem to cautious, and the Russians pick them of quite slowly to begin with to gain superior numbers. I think the Yanks should be more aggresive. No doubt the Russians are very good though.
Imagine brian urlacher, ray lewis, suh, and jason garrett in this lol. America wouldnt have lost
That girls voice is annoying really ...
haomaru harimaru agreed
Belarus is so strong.
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Russia op
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Russia's op lol
GO RUSSIA!
What a rubbish. That is nothing but a primitive brawl of untrained amateurs. Not fencing according to the tratdional technics.
go Russia