"The Wittlest Minotaur"- By Rob Rokicki, Sung By Kristin Stokes

Bonus Song from "The Lighting Thief, The Percy Jackson Musical"
Written by Rob Rokicki
Sung by Kristin Stokes
Performed LIVE at The Green Room 42, Lightning Thief Reunion Concert
Aug. 2017
"And that's no Bull"

[@ThisIsDipper]

This thing killed Sally....
w h a t

[@olivia-yr9yw]

I mean, a Minotaur is still a Minotaur and I am still afraid of it because I AM THE BIGGEST WIMP😂

[@ukkimeepeatswaffles2493]

Great things come from little minotaurs

[@ThisIsDipper]

@@ukkimeepeatswaffles2493 Small but very scary minotaurs

[@pigeonegg1429]

you could say she's a MINITAUR
ill see myself out

[@charlesboone5500]

i laughed so hard at this comment i started crying, its okay.

[@isabellehuber2595]

lloyam taesl YESS PUNS YESSS I LOVE IT!

[@Grace-s]

The way I wheezed

[@emmyruegg5596]

I started crying cuz I was laughing so hard

[@user-xm1wn5ms9j]

Please stay-

[@kieraosullivan8551]

Who needs any other song when you have The Wittlest Minotaur

[@gabrielbeltran6134]

Definitely

[@evanparkernerney4276]

Agreed

[@mothersuperior2673]

You're telling me *this* kidnapped Sally and dragged her to the Underworld

[@nameless2369]

Yep

[@sunnyiesideup7115]

Smwall buwt vewy scawy minwotaws

[@aynameejay]

HeyoItsTrash I've seen you in another PJO video😂

[@christinatsikitas3913]

YES

[@darn9717]

SMALL BUT VERY SCARY MINOTAURS

[@musicallover6954]

The fact that this isn’t in the final show is a travesty

[@katheandranian]

this is uwu in song form

[@mydude6309]

Indeed an uwu song

[@angelacamelbeekthompson8432]

Yes

[@gracek.2484]

The on dislike is the cyclops

[@Lyric_col]

Cyclops got other monsters to hang up now

[@ellaarcher1011]

You can really tell how great of an actor she is in this song because she has a very rounded out character for even this joke song that’s distinctively different from herself

[@Sternenrose]

Love everything about this - and I also love how the rest of the cast joins at 1:43 :D

[@arrowthearcher471]

*INCOHERENT SPUTTERING*

[@damarisblancas5298]

I now have a image of annabeth wearing a minotaur head (like those horse masks ) with this song

[@loserme414]

I want an animatic of Annabeth singing this now.

[@honergaming8971]

Ok so I want to know its been a year have you done jt

[@Harthnight]

At 1:43 did she know they were gonna sing cause she looked so surprised.

[@thevoid1858]

I think it was planned because in another version she’s surprised too so I guess it’s just a thing they do

[@kalebramirez7327]

Kristin just kills me man. I just cant stop grinning the entire song and it just grows wider and wider until I fear if it gets any bigger my mouth will permanently stay that way hhahahaha

[@simonzenn]

same

[@nene_bird]

Lyrics:
I am the littlest minotaur
the littlest minotaur in the world
I have the littlest hooves and the littlest horns that are a little bit curled
other monsters don't think I'm tough
Cyclopes is a jerk
just wait until I show my stuff even though my roar doesn't really work
roar.... I'm working on it!
I am the littlest minotaur and someday soon they'll see!
That great things come from little minotaurs (great things come from little minotaurs)
small but very scary minotaurs (small but very scary minotaurs )
tiny fearsome awesome minotaurs
just like me!
(spoken) And that's no bull

[@nadiamozerhusain4259]

Correction:
I am the wittlest minotaww
the wittlest minotaww in the wowld
I hawve the wittlest hoowves and the wittlest howwns that are a wittle bit cuwwled
owther monstwers don't think I'm towgh
Cycwops is a jewwk
just wait until I shwow my stuff even thowgh my woaww doesn't weally wowwk
Woaww... I'm wowwking on it!
I am the wittlest minotaww and swomeday soon they'll see!
that gweat things come fwwom wittle minotawws
Smwall but vewwy scawwy minotawws
tiny feawwsome aweswome minotawws
Just like me!
And that's no bull

[@abhikd1]

@@nadiamozerhusain4259 Perfection

[@garlicbreab_]

LOOK AT THE ANIMATIC

[@kroissant5601]

th-cam.com/video/NpGnSa1-KIA/w-d-xo.html

[@monday651]

ok this is very late to reply to but I live for the "SOON." part lol

[@kroissant5601]

"...and that's no bull." *wink*

[@Willsdeadbodyintartarus]

The fact that this adorable Minotaur almost killed Percy’s mom

[@gzappala8736]

The amount of love i have for this woman is painful

[@MysteriousGirl10]

Same.

[@RblxSisterz]

My friend and I are in the lightning thief at our school and we love this song 😂 I’m actually playing Annabeth so it’s so cool!

[@MysteriousGirl10]

Lucky!

[@hortz8867]

This song appeared after spotify finished my playlist and I was so confused because it was the weirdest, most adorable song ever. I showed it to my mum and we were like "awww, what the fuck?"

[@MysteriousGirl10]

Did you ever add it to your playlist?

[@hortz8867]

@@MysteriousGirl10 yeah I did lol. My mum and I randomly sing it constantly

[@MysteriousGirl10]

@@hortz8867 You're lucky your mom sings along to it with you. I can't even get mine to listen to it.

[@spacetrashpile7199]

I guess he's a... minitaur. I'm sorry I make this joke so much I'm sorry.

[@pigeonegg1429]

YES! THAT IS THE BEST PUN!

[@michaeloconnor5904]

Both of you go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

[@mikeygilyard5508]

I LOVE WICKED!!! Btw lol

[@user-xm1wn5ms9j]

You need a Tony right now

[@theanarchist4516]

I give it a dam thumbs up. dis is great

[@lottiewinterton7360]

yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@FanOfAnimation]

The dislikes are from Percy, Sally, Tyson and their alt accounts.

[@percy_jakson_fan460]

We have some heartbreaking, strong songs like "Good kid", "Tree on the hill", "My grand plan", "Last day of summer". We also have "The wittlest minotaur". What is gonna be everyone's favourite?

[@blakeherrin1315]

Another terrible day

[@ulfhildurjonsdottir7917]

I dont think she knew they where gonna sing she looked so surprised

[@HockeyMiner]

who disliked it i swear to god

[@adaoraelliott9254]

The cyclops.
*to gods

[@simpcentral3180]

Yea actually the Minotaur is mini, one time, me and the Minotaur went to the bar on....meg says I’m typing to much...she says hi

[@hannahroten2718]

Lester Papadopoulos Hi Apollo.

[@simpcentral3180]

Hannah Roten hello

[@hannahroten2718]

Lester Papadopoulos Could you tell Meg I said hello as well?

[@simpcentral3180]

Hannah Roten yea sure

[@hannahroten2718]

Lester Papadopoulos Thanks.

[@leovaldez8145]

This...killed Sally Jackson?

[@bens8350]

Yes and hi leo

[@vivi-gp5sb]

I am the WITTLEST MINOTAUR! Dont twy mwe!

[@Kalani_Saiko]

Smoll bwut vewy scawy minotawrs

[@petrapurrs5339]

And that’s no bull

[@the-silliest-goose]

Woahrrrr! *haha* *IM WORKIN ON IT!* }:‑(

[@hannahroten2718]

Oh my gods, I'm dead. xD

[@ukkimeepeatswaffles2493]

I like to think this is a song Annabeth had to perform at the campfire because she lost a bet to Percy.

[@k0pper]

Fell asleep listening to Hamilton on Spotify, woke up at 4am and this was playing. Research was needed.

[@finch_026]

OH..... MY..... GODS!!!!!!!!!!

[@blocky_bear]

I am the littlest minotaur in the world.

[@h.z8641]

beautiful

[@MysteriousGirl10]

I'm going to try listening to this song for 24 hours.

[@lizziej7723]

beautiful. just beautiful

[@boonethegoon2244]

I love love love love love this so so much, I listen to it everyday

[@SourSlasher]

*Sees sixs dislikes*
ME: WHO THE FAC-

[@dumpywoof]

0:59

[@phoebechan8601]

this is just me, but the ending gave me giants in the sky vibes

[@geoc8355]

btw starts at 1:00

[@geoc8355]

Song starts at 1:00

[@aynameejay]

CYCLOPS DISLIKED👿

[@sheccabaw]

Why does this have the same vibe as My Grand Plan

[@KathleenTyler-r6m]

Slay

[@gacha_xxtuber2218]

Have you seen the animatic by Lazy Monday? ItS bOoTiFuL🤣

[@amxzinq1817]

I LUV UR SINGING :DDD

[@Grace-s]

Oh my God I died

[@strandedlullaby1797]

the first uwu

[@theochurch5886]

I looked at the thumbnail and thought it was Monika oof

[@axew3127]

My sis tortures me w: this. Help

[@madi_j2806]

Best kind of torture

[@soidontthinkicanthinkofago4162]

I am the...

[@the-moon-will-sing]

ha

[@gabrielbeltran6134]

And that’s no bull