PLOT TWIST: There's no-one in the restroom. The guy who was in there snuck out the window and eventually came in through the front door so that he could act like he wasn't in there the whole time therefore, keeping his job. 😉
And its funny because in the events of MGR, metal gears are slowling becoming obsolete. Sam and Raiden (without his top-tier enheancements) could defeat an MG RAY, and N'mani's bodyguards weren't scared of it (they even dodged its plasma beam in their cutscenes). Cyborgs are just better.
Every night... I can feel my leg... my arm... _even my fingers..._ The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... *it's* *like they are all still there.*
mrgoukimaster yeah I figured it was fake Japanese typically very formal and polite when they talk especially in interview type of settings. Still funny tho lol
I honestly don't know ı mean ı watched Project Itoh made by Satoshi ıtoh if you don't know who he is search him he is involved with Hideo Kojima and even thoe his stuff are novels and anime movie adaptations its still arguably more strong in terms of narrative than Metal Gear Series which is odd considering none of the movies/novels are related I just can't see Hideo surpassing that but who knows he has a new IP so he might pull of some new stunts
@@noobguy9973 LOL So...what class of demon possessed you? Sh*t class? Worse-than-stupid class? C'mon...I'm interested. Did you get it out yet too? Or should I help you hire an exorcist?
Im japanese and the subtitles are so funny man, its really funny. It has nothing to do with what he is actually saying. Nice Comedy video! Diss That Metal Gear Solid Survive!
Makes you wonder how Konami is even staying in business. A Metal gear game without Kojima is like Coca Cola selling Coca Cola bottles filled with water. Everyone can see its just water, its just the big idiots that still only see the label and buy it.
hirotocrash Actually had to google PES to figure out whatever that is, I own over 400 games and I still don't get why people would waste money on those kind of games.
PES' gameplay is better than FIFA's, but they don't have the amount of teams and important business connections that EA has. Source: my brother who has been obsessed with FIFA for a decade
"Everybody knows shinkawa is gay, yes yes he is Kojima is making fun of him all the time. Oh you were talking about newetal gear trailer? You can say the same for it as well. " I completely lost it there and then
@Mr Glass the way he says things in Japanese is very rough. Maybe because he's from Kansai so it's kinda understandable but still I think he's a bit too arrogant He has some talent tho. but probably don't work well with the other people nor work by himself. He tends to be a bit too himself when no one says No to him. Maybe I'm mistaken. Who am I to judge him. I'm a pretentious need too.
to the guy who made this, you are everything i love about the internet, this shit is funnier than anything i've seen in 2 years. thank you for the raughs (laughs)
When you're japanese and fluent english speaker. AND CONFUSED THE ENTIRE VIDEO READING THE SUB WHILE LISTENING WHAT HE SAID DIDN'T MATCH AT ALL.. It's hilarious lmao
Ok I was really confused, good to know the subs are fake. I don’t speak a lick of Japanese and was starting to feel really bad for his employees if that’s how he treats them. Ever since his split from Konami I’ve been rooting for him.
Junichiro Yamashita I knew it was fake in the very moment he said "Let me be frank with you", the swearing afterwards only added up that everything was too out of ordinary for their standards, or at least Hojima's standards. He always seem like a very decent guy, it's hard to believe he'd swear.
Comedy gold bro. Comedy gold. I'm rofling hard @ this xDD "Look at this Macfag on the left" ahahaha. i love how it starts out subtle and believable, only to completely go nuts towards the end xDD dude you should be a professional comedian. make your own show or something xDD
oh how could i belive the subtitles were legit for a whole 3 seconds? this is gold man and thumbs up to you for letting us see this masterpice and whoever gave you this ideea.
thank you thank you verry much. i want to thank my parents for supporting me, my aunt for cooking me excelent sarmale, my granny for helping me in life and for jesus. without jesus i would be the same. so thank you all.
I’m Japanese. There is totally difference between what they are talking (Japanese) and English caption. Actually, Hideo Kojima and other guys told about the story making Metal Gear game, then explained the difficulties to make it with his team. Not mentioned about Metal Gear Survive. However, #fuckkonami
Speaking of jokes, is it just me or did every one else not take this game seriously either? I thought it was just a belated April Fools joke. It is like something out of the Game Infarcer Gam Informer does every year. Unfortunately it can be added to the heap of Farces that came true.
Yes! Kojima-Sama should make a JAPANESE themed series with a JAPANESE protagonist! Weather it's a Samurai, Ninja or Modern Super Soldier, if Kojima made it, I'll give it a try.
Try playing it without thinking its a Metal Gear and thinking its just a regular everyday zombies game, trust me, you'll feel a bit less like a sinner when doing that
Doty Fuzz The live performance of The Thing That Should Not Be in Seattle, 1989. Imo that is Metallica's best performance ever, and as you can tell by my name, I love Metallica :)
"Go away before I do something japanese to you"
Joseph Goebbels Death Stranding Hentai Pachinko Confirmed!
Joseph Goebbels you comin from the hitler video? hahahahaha
I´m having a hard time trying not laugh out loud while my sister is sleeping. That fuckin sentence almost killed me.
That some quotable dialogue.
Joseph Goebbels just study XDXD
Legend say the guy is still in the bathroom in order to keep his job.
nice one dude ahahah
Shut up. He is trying to *SURVIVE*
PLOT TWIST:
There's no-one in the restroom. The guy who was in there snuck out the window and eventually came in through the front door so that he could act like he wasn't in there the whole time therefore, keeping his job. 😉
It's johnny's mocap actor
Legends say you're still staring at this comment in order to get more likes
The subtitles fit so perfectly to every character.. it's a work of art.
what about the one who spoke english?>
This is how I imagine a Japanese adaptation of The Office to be like and it’s beautiful
I got the vibes of The Office.
I thought of The Stanley Parable more than The Office
Hideo kojimas:
The office
Same right here lmao
@@Mentelgen-1337written by Hideo Kojima
Basically a Japanese "The office".
Username I'll watch it
A Hideo Kojima Production:
Office
HOLY......... I would........ we need to start a petition for that! The boss being hideo kashima sorry if I misspelled his name
I’m pretty sure that was a skit a few years ago
I remember when Michael called Toby worthless cumshot and threatened to powerslam him.
"metal gear survive?? huh more like metal gear is trying to survive" im dead XD
RIP
TO be fair the games were never that good.
Finn Scouter haha spot on my friend 😂
Zero effort you're just wrong
angel lara No not really. The only good mgs game was 5 and rising.
I want this not to be fake so bad lol somebody needs to send this to Kojima i think he would love it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FAKE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO I thought it was real!!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! 😂
@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln lol he's seen it for sure
It is fake. The video is about a day at kojima's office.
@@TJMasterfish good luck!
Same I just wanted him walk in and honour his ancestors!
😮
..... The Japanese do rage so well, when you get past the excessive politeness like.
“More like Metal Gear is trying to Survive” that killed me cuz it’s true
He said with an MGSV profile picture
@@BillSchrader sure, I don’t even know why I have this pfp no more
@@BillSchrader it's still much better than survive
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And its funny because in the events of MGR, metal gears are slowling becoming obsolete. Sam and Raiden (without his top-tier enheancements) could defeat an MG RAY, and N'mani's bodyguards weren't scared of it (they even dodged its plasma beam in their cutscenes). Cyborgs are just better.
The man in the video is not me. If you ever see him in real life, run.
words to live by
え？監督？！
Don’t run...there are wormholes out there...
Hey kojima
I love your mgs v phantom pain. I have completed it 3 times and I still don't get bored. Please make other parts of it.
Why are we still here just to suffer?
Every night... I can feel my leg... my arm... _even my fingers..._
The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... *it's*
*like they are all still there.*
you feel it too dont you?
Keeping us all waiting huh.....?
This subtitle is gold because its translate what their heart say, not what coming out from their mouth, hahahahahahaha
I’m hideo fucking kojima and your nothing
"Steven Spielberg? He used to work here but I fired him" "Spielberg is the Kojima of the film industry" The most badass line ever
JunguianPhantom uhhhh go back and reread what he said...
Hideo: "You're nothing!"
Employee: "Yeah, I definitely agree with you."
LMAO
Sasuke Uchiha lmao I busted out laughing at that part too
Khial Mahmoud obviously it's a parody you dumb fuck. How fucking stupid are you?
***** read my comment above and apply this to yourself
Cuz he is hedia fukcing kojima
Sasuke Uchiha u
I love how people think this is real....
I love how you know it's not real.
Major LeeHung Then just like the comment and move on....🤔
Blast The Kidd Why waste your time trying to tell strangers what to do online?
Yep. People don't realize its only cgi.
dude, those english subtitles aren't right(it doesn't match to what those people said in video)
The moment I saw the swearing I was like "Oh shit lemme see these comments"
mrgoukimaster yeah I figured it was fake Japanese typically very formal and polite when they talk especially in interview type of settings. Still funny tho lol
Me too... Hahahaha
mrgoukimaster Same lmao
+Deathbrewer The video is fake or not?
mrgoukimaster Fucking trrruuuee xD "I'm fucking pissed dude" I scrolled down instantly
"I don't want to sound arragent but death stranding is gonna be the bomb, sometimes I get lost in my genius mind" I lost it when I heard that lol
I honestly don't know ı mean ı watched Project Itoh made by Satoshi ıtoh if you don't know who he is search him he is involved with Hideo Kojima and even thoe his stuff are novels and anime movie adaptations its still arguably more strong in terms of narrative than Metal Gear Series which is odd considering none of the movies/novels are related I just can't see Hideo surpassing that but who knows he has a new IP so he might pull of some new stunts
@@noobguy9973 LOL So...what class of demon possessed you? Sh*t class? Worse-than-stupid class? C'mon...I'm interested. Did you get it out yet too? Or should I help you hire an exorcist?
@@danielsmithiv1279 ...... why so toxic?
@@danielsmithiv1279 pp hole
You're right lmao
Im japanese and the subtitles are so funny man, its really funny. It has nothing to do with what he is actually saying. Nice Comedy video! Diss That Metal Gear Solid Survive!
You really do not need to speak japanese to figured it out :)
But really what are they talking about
Gamers Ahoy yea the source of the footage is the Blu Ray documentary of how MgS 4 was made...
*doubt*
Thanks I legit thought he was saying that lol
Damm thank you for clearing that out.
the subs are the best
Umesh Pradhan subs are 100 percent fake
M. Diari no shit
it is the whole point of the video lol
was the subs original?
kawaii JP yh
"You better get out of here before I do something Japanese to you." Best thing I think I've ever heard him say! XD
plaguelock oh lol, well it's still the best phrase I've ever heard.
Nice profile picture
I really wanted the subtitles to be real.
Consider them real then
I refuse to believe they aren't
They are real i assure you
Nah the subtitles are fake. Speaking as someone who's learning Japanese
Makes you wonder how Konami is even staying in business.
A Metal gear game without Kojima is like Coca Cola selling Coca Cola bottles filled with water.
Everyone can see its just water, its just the big idiots that still only see the label and buy it.
jefthereaper PES and tons of Pachislots
hirotocrash
Actually had to google PES to figure out whatever that is, I own over 400 games and I still don't get why people would waste money on those kind of games.
Because opinions
PES' gameplay is better than FIFA's, but they don't have the amount of teams and important business connections that EA has.
Source: my brother who has been obsessed with FIFA for a decade
+jefthereaper
They said the same when coca cola stopped putting cocaine in their drink but yet Coca cola still is around.
I learned Japanese few years ago, and I can tell you this translation is 100% true
it is called Kojimapanese
@@DotyFuzz Kojimapanese 😂😂😂😂
I wish this was real. Hideo kojima would be a total boss if he was like this.
A Big Boss 😎
Big Boss or The Boss?
He is The Big Boss
MASTERRELIC relic I'm buying this game I lobe resident evil shit
Giant boss
"Everybody knows shinkawa is gay, yes yes he is Kojima is making fun of him all the time.
Oh you were talking about newetal gear trailer? You can say the same for it as well. " I completely lost it there and then
Why is being gay an offence though?
@@tanayyy2875 because it's gay
@@tanayyy2875 dont worry be is a kid that uses sexuality as an insult
@@someuserhere because it is.
"Now you need to get outa here before I do something Japanese to you."
Namiser lol
"We're going to start with this guy cause he wears glasses and he seems to be smart"
Relatable
So fucking funny lmao
NARYANiDE
no shit sherlock.....
BakaSnake Lol these subs are hilarious
Right when that subtitle shows up, the narrator said, "Character Designer" IN ENGLISH, but the subs never mentioned it. Yeah, these subs are fake.
Now just imagine someone showing this to Kojima-san...
The Smiling Miura I'm sure he seen it and laughed his ass off. Kojima actually has a really really good sense of humor.
The most underrated video in TH-cam.
With 1mil views?
@@DarkLight-sz1vp still underrated
Whoever made this is a genius.
Thanks
It's brilliant
I have a high suspicion that these translations might not be correct.
they're not correct
Are you sure?
Nexus I made them
What's your point?
Nexus I made the subtitles in the video which is actually just a documentary about the making of MGS4 from 2008
"More like Metal Gear is trying to survive"
Daaaamn
“I’ll fire him when he gets out.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I know why he never went out the CR again
Nooo not Jhonny
Who the fuck made this gold?
ya boi right here
"We searched for more nerds to see what they had to say." Fuck I lost it! lol
the nerd army is all over Kojima's building lol
Japan's take on the The Office
I want a boss like this
I'd actually never quit the job😂😂😂😂
Even if he fires me
You would just stay in the bathroom
The ultimate strategy
"Now I need you to get the fuck outta here before I do something japanese to you"
I'm dying, this sentence is magic ! 😂
thnx
Doty Fuzz
you're welcome, really nice video 🙂
That awesome subtitles.. Made my day.. 😂😂😂😂
8:30 Kojima is a really good person.
Ya when he's not swearing.
@Mr Glass the way he says things in Japanese is very rough. Maybe because he's from Kansai so it's kinda understandable but still I think he's a bit too arrogant
He has some talent tho. but probably don't work well with the other people nor work by himself.
He tends to be a bit too himself when no one says No to him.
Maybe I'm mistaken.
Who am I to judge him. I'm a pretentious need too.
@Mr Glass Lol, the subtitle just a joke bro. It's not real.
9:33 ( ͡° ͟ʖ ͡°)
WHO would have thought That is Kojima personality
Hideo Kojima swearing is the best kind of Hideo Kojima
it took me 18 seconds to realise these are fake subtitles
"Steven Spielberg is the Hideo Kojima of movie making"... my fucking sides xD
"Steven Spielberg is the Hideo Kojima of movie making"....'nuff said:D
This guy looks smart because he wears glasses XD
9:13 lol "This guy seems like the only dumb need with glasses here in Kohima Productions, so we had to talk with him..."
to the guy who made this, you are everything i love about the internet, this shit is funnier than anything i've seen in 2 years.
thank you for the raughs (laughs)
"I'm hideo Kojima you're nothing"😂
When you're japanese and fluent english speaker. AND CONFUSED THE ENTIRE VIDEO READING THE SUB WHILE LISTENING WHAT HE SAID DIDN'T MATCH AT ALL..
It's hilarious lmao
Your Friend my friend what is the writing next to him say
@@thuhuong8838 lmao basically it has nothing to do with his saying and cc subtitle..
It's the name and their division/part in dev team..
If i could understand Japanese i think that would've ruined the video for me lol I couldn't stop laughing.
Ok I was really confused, good to know the subs are fake. I don’t speak a lick of Japanese and was starting to feel really bad for his employees if that’s how he treats them. Ever since his split from Konami I’ve been rooting for him.
@@zeromaximus4261 C'mon my guy. You'd have to be really dense to not get that this video is a joke video. The Japanese are very respectful people.
better watch out konami Hideo Kojima is about to do something Japanese to you!
Konami can't hear you their wearing earpods
Hentai Artists: *it's show time*
it took me 2 minutes to realize it's a joke lol
João Gabriel Yule it seemed a little too much hardcore for japanese standard
Junichiro Yamashita I knew it was fake in the very moment he said "Let me be frank with you", the swearing afterwards only added up that everything was too out of ordinary for their standards, or at least Hojima's standards. He always seem like a very decent guy, it's hard to believe he'd swear.
it took me 10 when i saw the comment section i mean heck i dont play mgs XD
w
It took me 10 second to figure out it was fake
Shit I thought this was real for a second, was laughing my ass off at the "Look at this MacFag on the left" XD
Sir Fortesque76 IT ISNT
After 4 years I'm just seeing this masterpiece 🤣
You wanna know why?
Simple
*IT'S BECAUSE I'M HIDEO FUCKING KOJIMA*
...son!
Vaas Montenegro h
Vaas Montenegro your one of my favorite villians
Jose Urbano it's fake jackass
Vaas Montenegro
Took me 5 min to realize this was fake... I really thought this was real lol the whole company seemed so bad ass
That sub is Hideo Kojima anger translator, so i can say this is real
Took me 2 Min's to realize haha
Read the description its a joke
its real... The games coming out tomorrow.
Same here, I was thinking this guy gives no fvcks. Funny thing is that it turned out to be a crappy game.
i can understand japanese, I guarantee you these captions are legit
There actually not, this is all fake
TheVeryNextDay and Friends he was sarcastic
Also speak Japanese, these captions are 100% correct
I can read minds and this is exactly what Kojima is thinking lol
cheese ham
I'm my life its all real.
I’m just going to pretend this is real
'that asshole is in the bathroom for an half hour and I really need to take a shit' LMAO
Alirio Ruediger Junior "but don't worry, I'll fire him when he gets out"
Comedy gold bro. Comedy gold. I'm rofling hard @ this xDD
"Look at this Macfag on the left" ahahaha.
i love how it starts out subtle and believable, only to completely go nuts towards the end xDD dude you should be a professional comedian. make your own show or something xDD
wow, never saw myself as a comedian, but thanks anyway :)
oh how could i belive the subtitles were legit for a whole 3 seconds?
this is gold man and thumbs up to you for letting us see this masterpice and whoever gave you this ideea.
3 seconds!! that's a new record m8 XD
thank you thank you verry much.
i want to thank my parents for supporting me, my aunt for cooking me excelent sarmale, my granny for helping me in life and for jesus. without jesus i would be the same. so thank you all.
I’m Japanese. There is totally difference between what they are talking (Japanese) and English caption.
Actually, Hideo Kojima and other guys told about the story making Metal Gear game, then explained the difficulties to make it with his team. Not mentioned about Metal Gear Survive.
However,
#fuckkonami
It's faked to be funny
r/Whoooosh
Lol some people actually think it’s real 😂😂
U stupid dumbfuck
Really nigga
Now thats a boss I can understand and get along with.
Gordon L Blackhorse the subs just a joke bruh
@@venomart4768 I'm sure so was the comment.
in the first 60 seconds i thought it was real
most people did
I finally found this video, now ill show it to my friends and say its real
*Metal Gear series*
Press *F* to pay respect
Metal Gear is not trying to Survive
*metal gear trying to survive*
*you mean X since its a PlayStation game*
it's lame when you tell a joke, but people don't get it, and you have to told them it is a joke
No it's not, this was hilarious!
the next day, you wake up and suddenly realize they were all acting and got you biased.
MrFishingGor tell*
*Yourself.
Fix your own grammar.
ooooooh I got burned, nice one blacktigerpaw1
As a heterosexual male, why do I love this man so much?
it's a just a good ol fashion bro love
Because mortal humans are being attracted by gods.
The Wandering Knight hahahaahha
Hah! Gaaaay!
Comedy Gold.
Speaking of jokes, is it just me or did every one else not take this game seriously either? I thought it was just a belated April Fools joke. It is like something out of the Game Infarcer Gam Informer does every year. Unfortunately it can be added to the heap of Farces that came true.
That's what I thought at first.
Yeah my slow ass lol but I just really want to know what he thinks yes this is funny lol but idk I want his reall opinion
Hideo Kojima:"look at how they massacred my boy"
The writing was excellent and very funny Please do more.
Kojima will eventually notice these videos and then I'll be fucked lol
"steven Spielberg is the hideo kojima of film making." - Hideo Kojima
OMG this is so fkin funny, I remember watching this back in 2008.
lol the video came out on 19th Aug, 2016
mv03dl100
the actual behind the scene footage was from MGS4 back in 2008.
aaaaaaaaaaaa808 ahh I thought you ment this video
mv03dl100 it's the same video just other subtitles
Johnny Jones no shit sherlock
I love how he swears like a pirate all the time.
He's the Man.
the only thing i know is that metal gear survive won't survive
Edge Point eh. It looks fun. Shouldn't have called it metal gear though.
This was clearly made by a mgs fan, and that's why it's perfect👌.
I wish he would do something japanese to Survive
HideousKojima *commits seppuku*
HideousKojima
500 hours of convoluted plot, underage nondisclosed female and a tenticle...
HideousKojima Japanese usually means extreme so how far are you willing to go
If hideo kojima was there there wouldn't be mgs survive , there would be something better
Yes! Kojima-Sama should make a JAPANESE themed series with a JAPANESE protagonist! Weather it's a Samurai, Ninja or Modern Super Soldier, if Kojima made it, I'll give it a try.
This is a gold mine of comedy...never gets old😂
3:39 I got a headache from laughing
why is this in my recommended section
Ashton Hammond I don't know
Ashton Hammond Yes you may
Ashton Hammond did someone change his name just to say that
my video is now getting recommended ?
+Doty Fuzz yes
3 years late and somehow in my recommended feed but so glad it was.
Konami used to sell SOLID masterpieces but it looks like they are just trying to SURVIVE
I love how all loanwords are properly translated and nothing else
I watch this at least once a week still
When I saw “please dont ask me what the writing next to me means” i knew this was going to be a gem of video ❤️
I have played every single metal gear except metal gear survive, you know why - because its NOT metal gear!
Try playing it without thinking its a Metal Gear and thinking its just a regular everyday zombies game, trust me, you'll feel a bit less like a sinner when doing that
@I ChoCked On Stick UwU I know, but you'll feel less dirty that way, despite hearing your own soul suffering as you play
Plant vs zombies lol
it would be funny if hideo was really like this
THIS WAS AMAZING . I literally had to pause to try and breathe
This is the second best video on the internet at the moment
Thanks...what's your top favorite one though?
Doty Fuzz The live performance of The Thing That Should Not Be in Seattle, 1989. Imo that is Metallica's best performance ever, and as you can tell by my name, I love Metallica :)
Metallica Seattle 1989 FTW
whoever did the subtitles, EPIC...was luffing the whole vid, thnx for that
"It's like konami took a shit right in his face" LMFAO!!!
The subtitles are amazing... If Kojima's fake twitter accounts were real, this is what it would sound like yep!
damn, a 82K sub channel watched my video??.....I'm flattered
Make more this is comedy gold! :D
" *i hoped for the yakoza to rape you or something like that but ok* "
this is art
03:39 - That must be *Johnny Sasaki* inside.
"metal gear survive more like metal gear is trying to survive"
-shinkawa 2008
Added to favorites so I can come back to cure my depression
Woooow the translation is flawless.
😂 im so thankful to who ever made this video and translating. You sit just made my day. God bless you.
This shit is so funny that u actually earned a sub.I am gonna share this with all my friends. Excellent work dude
Yep your sub was so valuable and it means a lot to him
"More like metal gear trying to survive" XD
xD
Long Live Kojima, he is a genius.
A greedy bastard
Not many videos can make me laugh from start to finish, but this one is at the top of my list,so it's good coming back here to get a good laugh.